#and a bag full of gifts

[oni-official]

Operator: ... wait, sir, there's something on scanners, airborne. My god, it's moving faster than anything I've ever seen.

Director: Let it pass, son.

Operator: Sir, we have to scramble-

Director: Let. It. Pass.

Operator: ... aye, sir.

Director: ...

Operator: ...

Operator: ... did you just whisper "ho, ho, ho", sir?

[chez-cinnamon]

chez I love you for that doodle you made for the totally cool and amazing anon who commented on Howdy's bakery (I wonder who they were... 🙂)

I wonder, what it'd be like to have the puppets go to like, a museum or something... Frank would fucking explode at the sight of the massive dinosaur skeletons and I think Wally would try to touch something that has a sign that clearly says "Don't touch"--

- The Most Awesome(/j) Anon

Abgfnghngf lmaooo you're welcome Anon, always ready to feed my followers <3 and you are SO awesome!!

GOD yeah, Frank would be zooming around the museum with Eddie, Howdy and Julie in tow, reading every single description and talking the whole time, stimming every time his joy reaches a high; the three of them listen to him talk with joy, Eddie and Howdy in absolute awe at their partner's excitement!

Wally would also be doing that bgbghfnng- Fionn has him and Sally on kiddie leashes so they don't run off (Sally constantly trying to make a break for it) and so Wally doesn't knock over the triceratops skeleton or one of the paintings on display. Poppy is in charge of making sure Barnaby doesn't do the same bgbfgnfd

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[barklikeagod]

he thinks he can just sleep on my pillow like a person and i won’t care bc he’s cute. well it’s true

[squisheebugdoodles]

Okay Here Is The Problem: everything costs money and yet money is something that i just literally never have. solution? kill the idea of money so that nothing costs anything Please. i'm so tired

[gloryfore]

If you need me you know where I’ll be x

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Rip to Ed Teach you would've loved going to Lush

[officialkendallroy]

one woman in the cinema today was eating her chips out of that crinkly ass bag so loudly i could barely hear the dialogue and another one was coughing every 30 seconds???? WHYYYYYYY

[shadesofdeviant]

So, I need more friends in Pokémon GO. I have lots of gifts to send and no friends active enough to send them to.

If you'd like some gifts then feel free to add me!

My friend code is: 0448 8978 2552

[wroteclassicaly]

Steve would carry all of your bags when you went crazy at one of Bath N’ Body Works annual sales.

[letmesleepy]

[rb for bigger sample size and all that]

[twpsyn-who]

The thing that sucks about having your love language as 'gift giving' is the fact that I have spent all my fucking paycheck on gifts for my family just for another stupid argument to take place and now I regret buying fucking everything man

[rippy-bits]

halloween miscellany

[buddyhollyscurls]

ngl i think betty finding out she's getting played and it's through a Letter adds to the drama.

Her finding out via email is kinda lame

[bunnyb34r]

Ehehehehehe I started donating (when I can fucking remember to write a check) to two charities, both bc I genuinely support their work and believe that they're not scamming donors (like the one uses 90% of every dollar you donate for research, 8% for fundraising, and 2% for management. While march of dimes is VERY UPFRONT ab only using 10% per dollar for research for premature babies) and bc I wanted to get "free" seasonal address labels and other donor gifts in the mail

And the one charity had asked me if I wanted them to pass my info to other charities they work with to send me donor requests and WHOO BOY DID THEY EVER! I got address labels the other day from ASPCA and one I do donate to, and today I got 4 different donor requests sgfsfsfsfsfs, 2 gave me address labels >:)

My aunt used to donate to a lot of charities and when she passed I was tasked with shredding her old mail/documents bc I looove shredding shit and my God did she have a lot of address labels and notepads from charities sgdgdgdgdg that's gonna be meeeee

[mejomonster]

For the fanfiction trope - miscommunication

Ohhhhh >o<)/

Grade C! If it's well written and in character? I eat it up. If it's realistic for the characters to do, or they're so hard headed they do it on purpose.

But if it's just miscommunication written to cause conflict? -.- rip. I will actively drop dramas for this let alone fanfic (oh hello darkness that is some bls loving to add the misunderstanding "I saw you with a cute girl/boy/ex, you're cheating!" Near ep 11 just cause they want one more excuse for drama ToT)

(Also lol I have the memory of a goldfish I forgot for a sec the ask game and thought this was a prompt ToT from when I asked for prompts like last week)