#literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment
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Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp incorrect quotes#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp dazai#i had a moment of divine intervention#and now i can't unsee it#i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures#I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP#literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment#i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA#ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS#THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?!#WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS.#i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow#*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE#i dont care how many years pass its always funny#i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too#honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent#I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED#SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE#WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE--#source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming
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