#and a Dr Pepper

[paxmorgana]

At this point I feel it’s mandatory to have an OC rant, so..

Complimentary doodle of the specimen before we begin:

Cain Infodump:

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-Cain stands at around 200 feet tall, and carries a massive sword on his back (I didn’t do it justice here)

-His helmet unhinges both from the top or bottom, meaning he can show either the top or bottom half of his face. This works for him since he usually wants to keep it on.

-His face under that helmet is pretty scarred (big tear in his lip that exposes his teeth, burn marks, a nose that’s been broken often). He avoids showing his face if he can. If you’re familiar with how the “steel bull” torture device muffles the screams of its victims to make the sound of a bull, Cain’s helm works w that same distortion tactic, but since his vocal cords are much deeper due to his size, it gives the impression of a roar rather than a battlecry!

-Cain is secretly scared of putting others and himself in harm’s way, so he tends to drive other people away by being intimidating or cold towards them. If he has the choice not to, he won’t hurt people, but when he gets pushed to his limit, Cain can be absolutely brutal. Though, unless someone directly harms him, it’d take a feat to break his patience.

-Good god he’s so sweet with children. This man has CRAZY parental instincts, and actually was a father in the past (was). Obviously he wouldn’t threaten a child or anything, but oughhh if he sees someone endanger them there’s no saying how pissed he’d be.

-Cain tends to use terms of endearment for those he grows close to, such as dear, darling, etc.

-As for dietary habits, he mainly hunts big game and the other 20% of the time he fucks around in the ocean (poorly).

-UNDER CAIN’S HELMET: I don’t think I’ll draw his face anytime soon so here’s a descriptor of the un-skrewed up parts of his appearance. His eyes are yellow, he has long black hair that slightly protrudes from the back of his helm, sharper teeth, and a forked tongue that really just looks more like it was split because why not.

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Rough minor reference sketch:

Thank you for listening to me yap abt my oc :)))

[forgetmenautical]

I just ate like. so much fucking rice. like more rice than you can ever imagine

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

I'm craving spicy nacho Doritos right now like I'm frothing at the mouth

[hoveringwatcher]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Because I wrote a chapter of The Anthropocene Reviewed about the history of Diet Dr Pepper, the Dr Pepper Snapple Company reached out to me one day to inquire a brand relationship.

I am not one to turn my nose up at Big Soda money, so I agreed to meet with them. Two nice people showed up on zoom and they said what kind of relationship with Dr Pepper would interest you, and I said:

"I would like for Dr Pepper to be the official sponsor of humanity's relationship with the moon." My idea was that Dr Pepper and I would share stories from history about how humanity has understood and imagined the moon, and then at the end there would be a little tag line that was like, "Dr Pepper: Sponsoring Humanity's Relationship with the Moon Since 2023."

I still think this is a great idea. Who needs an Official Soda more than humanity's relationship with the moon???

Then they asked me if I would, like, make tiktoks about how much I liked Diet Dr Pepper, and I said of course not that would be extremely boring.

Anyway, they never got back to me.

[20belowveins]

I’M A PEPPER

[scottishmushroom]

Every Doctor Who fan after watching Dot and Bubble:

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[inkzectz]

Normal video game characters! Not sentient at all

[wojakgallery]

Title/Name: I Love Dr Pepper Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variants) Image submission by:  remornia - tirions.org on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: MIA FEY (ace attorney) VS DR PEPPER (dr pepper)

[blitheringbongus]

Personally I think they’d be cute

[ebi-noodle-doodles]

doktor bebber

(pls buy me dr pepper cus why is dr pepper so hard to pricey)