#and THIS happens

[kipkiphoorayy]

everyone panic

[teecupangel]

Random thing: I just wanna imagine that scene where Desmond gets hit by Bill and just the second that his fist connects Desmond’s mom appears ready to go mama bear on this jackass for punching her son.

Desmond has no idea what just happened.

One moment, he felt then the pain blossoming from his cheek, his feet staggering a few steps back, his mind reeling as his body reacted instinctively to weaken the blow he just received.

Then…

Shaun and Rebecca shout.

For a moment, he had thought they screamed because of what happened to him.

But that was impossible.

Their reaction was a second too late.

They did not expect Bill to hit him but they also didn’t believe they had any right to go between them.

His head was still ringing when he saw her slap Bill with enough force to topple him to the ground. She wasted no time, kicking him while he was down.

Their shout had been a warning of her appearance.

Her movements were meant for speed, not strength, but she had always used that to her advantage. She tried to teach him that.

She also taught him to fight dirty and always aim for the weak spot. And that was what she was doing.

Her first kick was aimed between his legs.

As was her second.

Her third.

On and on, she continued to focus her quick strikes between Bill’s legs.

It was the Assassins who came with her that tried to drag her away from Bill, begging her to stop and to calm down.

It took three of them to drag her away.

He recognized them.

They were from the Farm.

What were they doing here?

Desmond has no idea.

She didn’t bother to say anything, pulling away from their hold and walking away from Bill who remained on the ground, twitching as he coughed up saliva.

She walked towards Desmond and placed her hands on his neck, his hands warm.

“Desmond…”

When he was growing up, he had always found her to be cold and distant.

But reliving Altaïr’s memories…

He finally recognized the softness in her gaze. The way her tone would becomes a bit gentler.

She reminded him of the many Levantine Assassins Altaïr had seen, unable to show their love for their children under Al Mualim’s reign.

So he smiles even if his cheek ached.

“Hey, mom.”

(Desmond’s mom’s main combo is Altaïr’s bitch slap followed by nuts or nothing)

[zauz]

No context for this ⚠️

[bibannana]

Fox *walking into the kitchen*: Are you trying to romance me?

Riyo *blinks at him, tired as hell making herself a pot of caf*

Fox *puts down his favourite mug*: Because it's working.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae @sexy-rex @jiabae

[fandomsandassortedgoods]

Buzz seeing Woody: :D

[rt-closetcryptic]

POV you’re doing a thing for your roommate/discord bud and they some of the wildest things.

[from-the-working-classman]

Tumblr Live is shutting down

…shutting down, shutting down

[ishgard]

so sad thinking about the modpocalypse now. tbh most of my characters are not very reliant on mods but aria sure is and I've been having so much fun with her

edit: modpocalypse = the probable incompatibility of current mods with post-7.0 graphics updates

[incorrect-avantris]

Kavir: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Rett, rushing in: Kavir! Pyke tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

[indestinatus]

choo choo the paris fic just hit 20k words 😌

[painfulgoodbye]

i wanted to draw but my apple pencil is not connecting to my ipad 😭 this is so sad

[that-veela-girl]

yesterday i got waxed for my birthday tomorrow but i didn’t know you can’t get it done on your face while on medication and-

THE WAX RIPPED THE SKIN BETWEEN MY UPPER LIP AND NOSE??

[gnomeantics]

guyssss what the fuck

[toccata-i-voir]

A RABBIT?!

[moonchild-in-blue]

Listening to Sleep Token is all fun and games until YouTube decides to pull this:

Literally one after the other. I was doing my makeup before going out too, crying was NOT the plan.