#and Stede is a rich bloke from land

[teeny-tiny-revenge]

So this is a random thing I know because I once spent a hyperfocus afternoon on researching it... Modern type sunscreen was invented early 20th century, when they could design compounds that specifically target UVB (some of those are still used in today's sunscreens). However, ancient people haven't been getting burned all those centuries; humans aren't dumb. The ancient Greeks have been documented to use oils. Seafaring people from Oceania and South Asia have been making sunscreens from various plants, including rice, algae and tree bark. (Don't know about Maori, but Indigenous seafarers had sunscreen for thousands of years, so Ed would absolutely know about that.)

A number of old-timey sunscreens have been shown to contain zinc oxide, which is still an ingredient in many modern sunscreens. Should work to keep his tattoos in good shape! (Although arguably some of them aren't worth the trouble. Who did the mermaid? I bet on Jack.)

Did they have sunscreen in 1717? How does Ed keep his tattoos looking so nice?

[notebooks-and-laptops]

I honestly think if Izzy had been at the French party his view of Stede would have significantly shifted enough for him to calm down about the bloke for 5 minutes and the duel might never have happened.

Izzy hates Stede. There are a wide variety of reasons for this that have been much discussed by the fandom. ‘Jealousy’ is probably the main one, but honestly, Izzy hates Stede LONG before Stede even meets Ed in episode 4. By the end of episode 2 there’s already a very clear rivalry set up between these two independent of Edward: This isn’t over Mr Bonnet. 

There are some wonderful posts by others that go into this in way more detail than I will do here but overall, Izzy’s hatred of Stede is in part due to Stede’s aristocratic status, his piracy and the fact that he didn’t ‘earn’ any of it. What kind of fucking idiot runs their ship aground? Izzy asks the moment we meet him. And he gets his answer: an aristocrat playing dress up, pretending to be a pirate. What a perverse misuse of space he comments about the ship. When they have their confrontation in the Jackie’s Bar Stede is wearing the most ridicious outfit ever and just introduced himself as ‘landed gentry’. He can’t even fight! He knocks over the damn nose jar! He’s not a real pirate, he’s playing at being a pirate and it drives Izzy round the twist because it’s going to get them all killed. And then, on top of that, Stede doesn’t have to work for Edward’s affections. Izzy has. Izzy has been Ed’s right hand man, has managed his ‘erratic moods’, has soothed the moods of the crew. He’s been doing that for years and then this entitled rich guy comes along who feels just as entitled to Ed’s life as he is to being a pirate, and Ed lets it happen. 

So. Not the whole picture, but if this is part of the main fuel in the fire so to speak when it comes to Izzy’s hatred of Stede, then going to the French Party would have allowed Izzy to see a bit of a different side. 

Because at the French Party Stede is a) uncomfortable, mocked by his own peers, clearly a bit of an outcast in the social circle which Izzy believes he’s supposed to exist in and b) is willing to let a ship burn down around him. He’s also competent at the party. He knows that shooting everyone isn’t the way to go, and instead puts on a bit of trickery and passive aggression. The French Party shows us another part of why Stede wanted to run away from high society despite liking various aspects of it (like the fine clothes). The French Party shows us that Stede is happy to be violent in his own way and while not trained in a sword is trained in the sort of passive aggression that can take down nobles and is even competent in it. The French Party shows Stede willing to work with those who society deems ‘lesser’ in order to make this happen (the servants who give him the information to use against the rich prats). 

And it’s absolutely tragic because Izzy isn’t there. He’s not there to see any of this. If Ed talks about it afterwards, Izzy is going to think he’s exaggerating because he’s ‘being seduced’. What’s Izzy doing instead? Establishing a rivalry with the other person on the ship who seems closest to Stede in mannerisms and social class. Lucius probably wasn’t an aristocrat, but he also seems to have come from a well off background. He knows how to read and write, and his accent is that of an upper middle class modern boy. He’s also the most resistant to doing any sort of work on the ship and yet is one of the most liked crew members; a lesser form of Stede’s entitlement. 

So Ed’s gotten to see this side of Stede, and we as an audience have, but Izzy is never shown it. Stede remains the guy from episode 2 who runs his ship aground for Izzy for the whole season. He remains entitled to a romantised pirate life he didn’t work for, and for Ed’s affections which (in Izzy’s mind) he didn’t work for. Izzy wasn’t there when Stede and Ed came up with the lighthouse idea together, he wasn’t at the party. Any and all competence Stede exhibits throughout the season Izzy is either unaware of or can attribute entirely to Edward. Stede is just some idiot imbecele who is going to get Edward killed.