#and I was like lady I literally dont care Im being hunted by a bird if prison will stop it take me away

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This damn post influenced my dream last night. I accidentally angered a goose but with sharp claws and it hunted me through the mall 😭😭😭

I was hoping closed doors would stop it. They did not

Wylan: Why when you tell someone they were in your dream they automatically think it’s sexual. No, you morphed into a giant swan and chased me through town

Jesper: *Desperately holding back laughter*

Wylan: I was STRESSED