#and I never liked the Super Bowl

[night-triumphantt]

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[collophora]

Started as a tag but I had to do the whole Batch XD

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[ilottthepilot]

having many thoughts about "natural talent" vs growth and development and how that manifests differently in f1 vs other sports

[pollencoveredwoman]

Let’s just * say * for arguments sake that they are bangin — I’m fine if we don’t find out until the very last scene of S18, especially if their dynamic continues to be playful and light (much like their signature drink Caribbean Paradise)

…because I think we all assumed (Dennis included) that if they ever did get together Mac would not be capable of keeping his shit together. He was always gonna be needy and desperate and non-consensually kissing Dennis.

Buuuuuut if it IS revealed later on that they’ve been banging this whole time (or at least since Frank v Russia), I’m fine if we never actually see a kiss or embrace, because watching seasons 16-18 all over again with that knowledge will feel the same as re-watching seasons 1-11 knowing that Mac’s canonically gay. Or 1-15 knowing Dennis is canonically bi. It just ✨ hits different ✨

[carcarrot]

scrolling back through my liveblogging of the day of the nyc concert because of recent notifications and its such a fun mixed bag of emotions to relive it all again

[tacoreib]

oh MOTHERS EATTTT

[garrettrulefivewhitlock]

Shut the fuck up there is not a single person on god’s green earth who thought the chiefs were underdogs in a game they’ve been to six years in a row. Learn the difference between rooting against a team and thinking they’ll lose

[cementcornfield]

Ja’Marr is back at it on Twitter. This guy is the Ochocinco for real

At first i thought this was about him tagging Ochocinco in that Mcdonalds tweet, which is so funny on its own.

But yeah! He's certainly not going to back down, and i'm all for it! I don't think it's particularly disrespectful or anything, I mean it's a clip from the documentary that Pat consented to be on! He knew he was being filmed as he said that, and really I love that he did. It's such a sign of respect from him that he thought we were better than the bills and how much he wanted to beat us. And the fact that he was 'sick of the talk' even BEFORE the bills game. like iirc wasn't that before the whole Burrowhead thing had even started?? rent free honestly 🥲

And really i love how committed Ja'Marr is to this rivalry. It's a lot of fun and i really don't think anyone has crossed any lines yet, it's all just part of the game! Can't wait to see how everything plays out this season!

[syxnewt]

it literally pains me to know that I can never read the stories my classmates in our creative writing class wrote again

[cosmicrecluse]

I have to keep reminding myself that even if I like my coworkers and do occasionally spend time with them outside of work, that I’m not really friends with them. Like they all go out together and see each other fairly regularly outside of work and I get invited occasionally. I feel like a loser for never going but like. I like my friends. I want to spend time with my friends. But man does it make you REALLY feel isolated when everyone is making inside jokes and you just sit there not understanding.

[glitteratti]

u guys wont believe this...im eating my dinner off a plate instead of in a bowl. on PURPOSE. with INTENTION

[postdespair]

my kitten was licking the top of my chocolate ice cream cap -_-;; shell be fine right it wasnt much

[incandescent-creativity]

It would be wild if they end up breaking up over Kelce’s coach yelling photo.

[deklo]

:/

[robertsbarbie]

people really are talking about this game like it’s the patriots versus the colts, manning versus brady but it’s literally not akajakqkakakksks