#and I lost a contest to this kid in a blow up red costume

[onstar9]

I present to you: why I haven’t been posting. Meet jellyfish costume. They are both the best thing I’ve ever created and the worst to create.

[kiragecko]

Rating Post-Resurrection (but pre-nu52) Jason Todds

Hush(/Clayface/Jason Todd) - eh. Good instincts for drama. Good insults. You're fine, but it was easy to believe you were an imposter. Plot is ridiculous. (Personality 1) 7/10

Under the Hood/Family Reunion/Franchise/All They Do is Watch Us Kill - I mean ... yeah. You're what I think of when I think of Jason Todd. You define the character. Also, you ARE really funny with Black Mask. (Personality 2) 8/10

Life and Death (Titans Tower) - okay. YOU are not necessarily the problem here. The problem is that the author doesn't understand Tim or what happened in the comics he's referencing AT ALL, and puts the most nonsensical words into your mouth as a result. Also misunderstands the New Teen Titans. And you're drawn really ugly. Under all the retcons and nonsense there is SOME okay characterization, though! (Personality 3) 4/10

World War III - never plan on reading this.

Daedalus and Icarus (Summary of Jason's Return) - This is a recap, but it's a recap of things we haven't been shown. Recaps aren't stories, so it isn't GOOD, but it does have some puzzle pieces. (Personality 2) 3/10

Pay As You Go (Outsiders) - you try SO HARD! All you do this arc is try to help a superhero and get beaten up by Dick. Maybe a bit of standing around being awkward because you don't know how to break into the securest prison on the planet. You are being very fanon Jason this arc. (Personality 4) 5/10

Brothers in Blood (Nightwing) - you're ugly, you're mean, you're dumb, and you turn into a tentacle monster. An UGLY tentacle monster. I enjoy laughing at you! (Personality 5) 2/10

Seeing Red - this arc is SO FUN. You are unhinged, but I would have LIKED if this turned out to be who you are. You truly think that blowing up Mia's gym is HELPING!!! Delightful and silly and I like the talking ape. Go hang out with the Arrows more. (Personality 3) 8/10

Countdown - you remain my favorite post-resurrection version. Love you as an insecure, immature kid trying to impress your big brother's friend. Love how young you are. Love how emotionally fragile you are. Love all the pretending to be tough. This would have ALSO been a great version for other authours to run with! (Personality 4) 9/10

Search for a Hero - I HATE EVERY THOUGHT TIM HAS ABOUT YOU IN THIS ARC! Why does the authour think so little of you?? You are not dumb and brutish and I refuse to believe this slander. Your expressions when you see someone in your Red Robin costume, AND when Tim turns down your 'awesome' team up plan, both belong in an arc that respects you more. (Personality 3) 4/10

Robin Dies at Dawn - see, this is how people should write you interacting with Tim. I want him to take you on as a project, and everyone to recognize that this is both condescending and not healthy behaviour. I guess YOU don't actually do much, though. How is this the next issue? (Personality 3) 7/10

Battle for the Cowl - shouldn't there be editors? People to say, "this authour isn't very good and maybe these characters should act like themselves?" I want comics to be better. (Personality 4) 3/10

Revenge of the Red Hood/The Streets Run Red - I don't read Morrison, but I've seen a bunch of panels. Wrong sort of unhinged, in my opinion. I prefer you to be trying to help people, not win some sort of messed up contest with the Bats. (Personality 6) 5/10

Red Hood: The Lost Days - look, I'm not here for your thighs, your daddy issues, or your revenge fantasies. I am here for your truly unhinged attempts at bonding with others, and the sincere confusion you seem to have when they don't work. This is good, but not for me. There's not even any ridiculously large crates of kryptonite! (Personality 2) 7/10

[purplesurveys]

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Have you ever done a craft that you found on Pinterest? I’ve never gone on Pinterest for reasons other than looking for interior design ideas lmao, so no. I’m no good at crafts anyway so it’s not like looking at Pinterest will make me feel good or motivated. Do you get scrapbooking layout ideas from anywhere? I don’t do scrapbooking, but if I do start (and I’ve always wanted to), I’d definitely get some tips from the internet or from people I know who are artsy. What do you do to wipe off the dust from ordinary life? Drink. Are you content with mystery, or do you wish you knew everything? I wish I knew everything, no matter how bad the news may be. What do you do when someone irritates you on Facebook? Unfriend them, duh. I could still see them in real life anyway, but I can very much hate their presence online enough to unfriend/block them haha.

Are you judgmental? If I meet a person for the first time only after I’ve heard a couple of stuff about them, I might judge them for a bit yeah. Then I’ll brush it off first and see if they really are what I was told they’d be. Do you think your hair looks better natural or dyed? I’ve never had it dyed, so I wouldn’t know if it looks better. Do your parents disrespect you? My mom does; and she’s typically a disrespectful person. My dad’s pretty chill. Have you found that love covers over a multitude of sins? Sure. People just have to watch out and make sure love doesn’t reach such a point that it ends up becoming a cover-up for toxic behavior. What was the last Grand Opening you went to? Popeye’s HAHAHAHAHA. They opened their (second) first branch in the country around a year ago and we didn’t have classes that day, so we went. Do you have anything coming up tomorrow? No Monday classes for me, so the day would just consist of me doing schoolwork at home, or in a coffee shop, or whatever works for tomorrow. What's one thing that makes your stomach hurt? DAIRY. I’m having milk tea right now and it is a nightmare. But it tastes so good, so lactose town it is. Ever had a living nightmare? You mean the last 22 years of my life? Sure. Do you have a lot of haters? Idk, it’s possible but I don’t worry about that kinda stuff.

Do you think successful people always come with a pack of haters? Of course. People are alllllllllways envious. Do you have supernatural abilities? No. Do you kick yourself when you make mistakes? Do you say, "I wish I would have" a lot? Yeah I do this a lot. It drives my girlfriend nuts and she hates when I start on could have/should have rants, but it’s my thought process most days. Are you doing the most you can with your life? 'The most’ is probably pushing it. I know I can still do more like join contests, volunteer, be in more orgs, etc. but it doesn’t mean I’m unhappy where I am and with what I’ve done. I can still call myself satisfied, and I hope it means I’ve been doing something right. Do you let people walk on you? No. At least I don’t think so. Are you ok? Thanks for asking :’) I could be better, but at least I’m functioning and that’s better than being a vegetable in bed all day. Do you have a friend you miss right now? Yeah, I always miss Angela. Do you ever write snail mail to your friends? We don’t do that anymore dude. Do you make your life look better than it is on Facebook? Yeah. There’s like this quiet mutual understanding among people (at least in my generation) that Facebook is for impressing your relatives and showing how good of a life you have, and Twitter is where you air out your sadness and rants and all the mess in your personal life haha. Do you feel God's presence regularly? There is no presence to be felt. Do you experience chronic pain? Nope. Do you believe God loves you and is rooting for you? Don’t need anyone else other than my friends and myself to do both of those for me. Have you ever dreamt that you were falling? I’ve never dreamt it but I’d sometimes get that sensation when I would almost fall asleep. What would your dream career be? Lawyer. If I wasn’t such a fucking crybaby in arguments I think I’d survive law school just fine HAHA. Are you a daydreamer? Sure. Do you daydream so much that you wonder if there's anyone who doesn't?  Not really. I just daydream when I’m bored. Do you ever just sit and daydream for awhile?  ^ Again, only when I’m bored. Is the snow falling where you are right now? Snow has never fallen in the Philippines. What is your favorite part of nature? Mountains, and the spectacular views they can give. Do you wish you could be a world traveler? Sure. Do you wish you could live in another city for a year? I wish I could migrate to another country – that’s how much I want to get out of here. What city would you like to visit? I’m eyeing Bangkok for my next trip abroad if that’s ever going to happen :) What has been your favorite city that you've visited? Locally, Vigan or Sagada. Abroad... probably Bali. If you had kids, would you take them to Disney World? I’m definitely going to be that parent who takes my kids every year and lets them wear whatever costume they’d want. Have you ever stood in line to get a Disney character's autograph? No. Do you own a birthday crown? I had a tiara for my 7th birthday party, but I’m not sure if my mom was able to keep it. How long does it usually take your hair to dry? Do you dry it naturally or blow-dry it? I have it dry naturally because I get bored blow-drying it. It usually takes an hour or two. Do you straighten your hair? No. I have bad experiences with that because as a kid/teenager, my mom would force me to have my hair rebonded even if I never wanted to have it done to my hair; so these days, when someone asks if I prefer my hair to be straightened, I shudder and say no. Do you sleep with a teddy bear? No and I never did. I was never into stuffed toys. Would you consider yourself a free spirit? To an extent, I guess. I do enjoy being independent and trying out new things, but I always want people to be with me along the way. If I’m gonna travel the world, I need a travel buddy. If I’m gonna go hiking in Sagada, I’d feel better having a companion. If I’m gonna try worms or bugs for the first time, it’s always nicer having someone who’s just as daring when it comes to food. I’m basically a free spirit who never wants to feel lonely, haha. Do you need to clean out your closet? I need to refold some of my clothes, but otherwise I know where everything is. Do you watch YouTube videos regularly? Yeah, I watch at least one video a day. What's your favorite coffee shop? Starbucks will always be my first love for their ambience, but Coffee Bean is pretty great too. Is your Pinterest page cluttered? It’s not used at all. Do you want to start a collection? Yes, I always said I would start collecting all sorts of WWF/E memorabilia once I’m able to afford having a steadily-growing collection. My future house is definitely gonna have its own ~man cave~ except it’ll be for wrestling merch, and it’ll have its own TV and sound system too for when I want to hide from the world and just find solace in wrestling. Are you a role model? Would you consider yourself a good example? I’ve had people say they look up to me for certain traits, but this isn’t something I actively try to become. I have bad habits and vices of my own, so I definitely don’t endorse myself as a role model. But if I can help people in other aspects, then that’s more than alright with me. Are you a leader or a follower? Follower. I like being a leader whenever I can, but there’s too much pressure in being the leader all the time. Who's your favorite person? My girlfriend, durrr. Who have been your favorite American Idol contestants? Siobhan Magnus, Adam Lambert, and Pia Toscano. Did you used to name your Barbies? No. I never liked playing with Barbies either. I think I only ever got one Barbie doll as a present, and it’s because I always preferred playing with toys for boys given that I grew up with mostly male cousins. What unnatural hair color looks best on you?  I’m not sure. I’ve wanted to dye my hair either red or green, though. Is your life boring? No. It’s certainly picked up in the last few months. Do you usually feel better around people or alone? I do great for both situations. It depends on what I need at a particular time. Is there a broken relationship in your life that you want to fix? There’s a broken relationship, but I have no desire to fix it. Do you ever think about Heaven? A part of me finds a level of solace in the idea of getting reunited with lost loved ones when I die, but I mostly think there’s no afterlife. Are you ready for Heaven yet? Are you afraid of where you're going to go? No. I’d like to think I’ll end up somewhere in the universe, and it’s enough to calm me down. Do you have a tree outside your window? Yes, but it’s dark and we have curtains so I can barely see the trees. Do you feel better now than you did last night? I wouldn’t say that, even though I’m feeling okay tonight. I was with Gabie last night, which automatically makes last night better. Is your sleep schedule messed up? It’s still a little bit distorted, yeah. But I’m not too worried about it because at least all my classes this sem start at 10 AM, which means I get to sleep in unlike last sem when I had 7 AM/8:30 AM classes :) Does your body have any problems with it? It gets tired during the day because I’d usually take naps in the afternoon, but it doesn’t affect me too badly. Are you doing ok spiritually? I don’t think about that aspect. Have you taken any huge risks lately? I had a long, blunt talk with Gab last night and it involved topics regarding our relationship that have long been denied and shelved finally acknowledged and let out in the open; and I think that in itself is a big step to take. Silence or songs? I can prefer either depending on my mood. Tea or coffee? Coffee. Books or movies? 10 year old me would say books. Today me would say movies. Do you ever watch your favorite movies from when you were a kid? Yes. I do a Toy Story rewatch at least once a year. ^If you were going to do that, what would you watch? Mostly Disney movies like Toy Story, Finding Nemo, The Game Plan, etc. Do you ignore rude people or do you call them out? Call them out. Do you have trouble staying organized? Yeah, but then again I’m messy-organized so even though I find it hard to maintain being organized, I still end up remember where everything is placed (most of the time). What has been your most favorite adventure? Walking around Bali and my family not knowing where the hell we were or where we were headed. What has been your greatest mistake? I hate questions like this. Are you happy with your life right now? I’m like 75% happy with it, which I’d say is a decently healthy amount. Do you take anything to make your feel better? No. Are your parents still together? Yes. What color socks do you have on? Currently barefoot. Are you under a blanket right now? Nope. It’d be nice to be that right now, though. Are you hopeful? Always.

[mommyofmanyhats]

Top 16 Funny Mens Halloween Costumes

Halloween is right around the corner and it is the perfect opportunity to start looking for Halloween costumes. If you want to go with something a little different, think about wearing a funny costume. These become a lot of fun when you go to events or just want to wear the costume to work. Here are this mom’s top 16 funny mens Halloween costumes for this year.

Hilarious and Family Friendly Mens Halloween Costumes

Dad jokes and embarrassing your kids are the perfect addition to these family friendly Halloween costumes for the man in your life. Here are a few of this mom’s favorite funny costumes sure to be a hit this year.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective Costume

Crack the case with this Ace Ventura Halloween costume. It includes his button down shirt seen in the movie, along with a pair of striped shorts. Of course, the pink tutu is included! You just can NOT reenact your favorite Jim Carrey scenes without his pink tutu! Finally, the wig fits easily on your head with an elastic band and features the Ace iconic hairstyle. You will have no problem tracking the clues and getting to the bottom of things while wearing the ensemble.

Captain Obvious Costume

You can be the one at the helm, stating the obvious announcements at your next costumed affair as Captain Obvious. This red jacket with official-looking cording and medals will give you the authority to state with confidence that someone is dressed as a cat or another person has fallen down when they trip on the door jamb, because who knows when the so-called obvious facts just might save the day!

Reno 911 Costume

How great are your legs? This Reno 911 costume is super fun and funny Halloween costume! You can wear the shorty shorts that Lt. Dangle wears in the popular television show. This brown costume includes the shirt and shorts from his police uniform, along with a belt and police badge. Complete the costume with other accessories for the police uniform costume, including wigs and sunglasses.

Lost Dog Funny Costume

This is a hilarious Lost Dog Halloween costume that is all in good fun. This oversized costume is made to look like a woman who is looking for her puppy, when it is actually stuck to her rear end. The costume is one size, so that it fits most teenagers and adults.  The dress is pink polka dots so you will be sure to stand out. It even includes the wooden sign.

Monkeyin’ Around Costume

This fun monkey costume has the appearance of a person with a monkey riding on their shoulders. It is an adult size costume in just one size, so it should fit most adults. The costume is one piece, and pulls on covering your body from neck to feet. All you need to do is put on some shoes and decide how to do your hair and makeup. The bodysuit is in multiple colors and has a cute monkey on the back as if it is riding on your shoulders.

Whoopie Cushion Costume

Pranks these days… all elaborate in their conception, secretly filmed no doubt, and then uploaded to Youtube… you kids with your cameras, your technology! *shakes fist* Back in our day we didn’t have any of that, and we still managed to make ourselves laugh at the expense of others. Just look at our old whoopie cushion. Put it under an unsuspecting person’s couch cushion, then when they sit down you got that hilarious toot noise! Look at the diagram on the front; someone probably drew that in 1952, and we still laugh about it to this day today. The whoopie cushion will never go out of style, and this costume proves that fact.

Lunch Lady Costume

When I hear Lunch Lady I immediately think of Adam Sandler’s song, oh wait maybe I’m dating myself here.  Grab this iconic Lunch Lady Halloween costume and you can start making those sloppy joes extra sloppy for all your friends. Not only do you get the dress and food-stained apron along with the goofy wig, but you will also get a little extra junk to add to your trunk. The padded butt cheeks are truly the cherry on top of this hysterical costume. Get your hands on some cookware filled with party favors to complete this fun new look.

Upside Down Costume

The costume creates the optical illusion that we’re standing on our hands even though—spoiler alert— we’re not! The upside down costume consists of a unisex romper to create the appearance your hands are actually your feet. Stuffed shoes are at the end of legs that you can stuff w/ newsprint or tissue. The stuffed head hangs between your legs to play a fun Halloween trick on anyone who catches a glimpse of you. A mesh inset at the top of the costume ensures you’ll be able to see where you’re going.

Price Is Right Contestant

Come On Down!

Whether your gameshow dreams lie with the Plinko, Punch a Bunch or Hole In One, there’s only one place to start and it’s behind a microphone and a number board.

All This Can Be Yours

This costume is great for a game show party, showing up to the actual game show to really blow Drew out of the water, and Halloween parties. You’ll get the number board, the microphone, and the name tag so Drew will know who to call a winner.

Funny Inflatable Halloween Costumes for Men

Inflatable has been all the rage the last 2 years in Halloween costumes, and it all started with that T-Rex costume and memes. Everywhere you looked was people waddling around with those short arms and wagging tail. Start a new trend this year with these great inflatable mens Halloween costumes ideas.

Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Pick Me Up

When you go to a sumo match, start munching on popcorn and wearing a foam #1 glove, you should know you have gone too far. You weren’t really in trouble until you got to the ropes and started giving the wrestlers tips.

You’ll look like you’re being carried by an angry Sumo wrestler when you inflate this hilarious costume! All you need to make it work is four AA batteries and the windbreaker material will puff right up. The sumo wrestler’s face looks very irritated so you can pretend to be in a lot of trouble while your tiny inflatable flails around in front.

Inflatable Red Wavy Arm Guy

Incredibly bendy inflatable red wavy arm guy. Really bendy inflatable red wavy arm guy. I can hear the chant in my head over and over again, but I can’t remember which show it’s from. This inflatable red wavy arm guy will certainly stand out at any party!

Inflatable Man in Tub Costume

You will no longer have to fear falling into puddles. Finally, you’ll be able to easily clean up after eating barbeque pork ribs at the local rib shack.

The Inflatable Man in Tub Costume is lightweight and easy to get into, the tub is guaranteed to stay inflated while you party thanks to a battery operated fan. It also comes with a cute shower cap and yellow rubber ducky, which is attached to the edge. It’s the perfect way to make a splash at your next costume party.

Provocative and Slightly Dirty, but Funny Mens Halloween Costumes

Some people just can not help themselves. It’s risky, dirty thoughts all day long. If that describes you, then these costumes are going to perfect for you. So here are this mom’s favorite slightly dirty, funny mens Halloween costumes.

Happy Cactus Costume

See what I mean, it’s you, you have the dirty mind. This really is just a cactus. Promise. Our prickly friend here comes complete with the green cactus and orange clay pot.

Genie and Magic Lamp Costume

Do you just want to be rubbed? There three rules every genie must know: no wishing for more wishes, no bringing the dead back to life, and well there was one more I think. Oh ya! No mortal can wish for another mortal to fall in love with them! This last one is generally the real tough one for people to follow, so all genies must be prepared for wishers to try to come up with innovative ways to get around that problem… Like perhaps wishing for things that others tend to love. (Of course, that never works out either.)

So, with all that in mind, we feel that you’re ready to go out into the world and tackle the legion of mortals seeking your attention. Before you go out into the world, be sure to don your traditional genie garb, this Genie and Magic Lamp costume. A hot genie all bottled up for countless generations, just waiting for someone to rub your lamp the right way and release you from your containment, and unlimited cosmic power to boot!

The green polyester vest with bright gold accents will give a clear call to your mystical nature, the decision of shirt or no shirt is your choice. Your gold tasseled hat is certainly an additional giveaway. Golden wrist cuffs keep you bound to your oaths—no removing those, ever! A vivid polyfoam lamp belt features gray smoke netting and clear instructions for anyone unfamiliar with the rules of making a genie come to grant their wishes! Make some magic happen, but remember those rules!

Squirrel with Nuts

This squirrel Halloween costume is both cute, funny, and well a little nuts! It is a lighthearted costume appropriate for just about anything. Only YOU can make this a family friendly costume, or a nutastic costume with your attitude. Whether you are trick-or-treating, attending a Halloween party, or even going to work or school, you will have a great time. It is in a grey color and is made of polyester.

Banana Flasher Costume

What is easier and more fun than wearing a big yellow banana for Halloween? This is another costume that is not only funny, but easy to wear no matter what type of event you may need it for. The costume itself is inexpensive and perfect as a last minute option. Sometimes you just don’t want to think too hard about your costume. Along with giving everyone an eye peeling experience, you’ll be sure to get plenty of laughs…

Finding The Perfect Funny Mens Halloween Costume Accessories

Attention truly is in the details. With every costume, there are those little things that will take an ordinary costume to a first place, prize winning costume. Here are a few accessories to think about when planning your funny mens Halloween costumes.

Funny Halloween Eyes

No costume is complete without the perfect set of funny eyes. There is something for everyone here.

Halloween Costume Wigs

It’s not always the easiest thing to get the perfect hairdo to go with your costumed look unless you have a costume wig. A wig can easily and quickly change your Halloween look in the blink of an eye. There is something for everyone and every costume. Check out some of the wig options below.

Halloween Makeup

Put that finishing touch on your look easily with Halloween makeup. Whether you plan on dressing up like a frightening zombie, the Terminator, or a wicked witch there are several makeup kits out there that will do the trick. There are also specialized makeup kits that are designed to help you look like your favorite pop culture figures and movie.

More Halloween Ideas

Are you looking for more Halloween costume, decoration, and party planning ideas? Check out these posts for some more of this mom’s recommendations:

Top 29 Easy Scary Halloween Costumes to Scare Your Socks Off

Cutest Costumes for Babies and Toddlers

Best Costumes for Couples

Halloween Party Food Ideas

Planning a Halloween Party

Do you have a favorite funny Halloween costume that we should add? Comment below, we are always looking to expand our list.

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