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backlikeineverleft · 4 months ago

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pre and post fill feels 🥰🥰🥰

#me #my lash lady is going on leave so I’m taking this time to opt into magnetic lashes cause we’re a budget girlyyyy and Christmas is coming up #and I have so many nieces and nephews #and soon to be 3 god kids #mama needs to save some moneyyyy

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cartoonfan21 · 3 months ago

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💀The Multiverse Pines Twins Bad End💀

Gnome Queen Mabel (In this timeline, Mabel accepted to become the gnomes new queen. She never had the chance to meet Waddles, Mermando, Candy, and Grenda.)

The Wet Pines Twins (During their hunt for the "Gobblewonker" who was actually Old Man Mcgucket, they drowned while escaping from him.)

The Wax Figures Pines (If the wax figures didn't kill the Pines Twins, but instead turn them into wax figures too.)

Impaled Dipper (If Mabel didn't come in time to find Gideon about impale her brother.)

Smile Dip Mabel / Possessed Mabel (Apparently in this timeline, Mabel died of an overdose from eating too much expired Smile Dip. Which eventually led the ghosts of Ma and Pa Duskerton to control her body.)

Tyrone Pines (Probably Tyrone's ghost returning to threaten Dipper's family and friends to make Dipper comply🤔)

Erased From Existence Pines (By using the Time Tape too many times it caused them to be erased from existence.)

16 - Bits Pixels Dipper (If Dipper actually succeeded in defeating Rumble McSkirmish, he'd be the one suck back into the arcade game. )

Pocket Sized Dipper & Mabel (If Gideon accomplished in capturing Mini Dipper and Mabel.)

Digested Pines Twins (If the Summerween Trickster ate Dipper and Mabel.)

Frozen In Amber Pines Twins (If the twins didn't save Waddles in time or....)

The Zombie Pines Twins (If Dipper and Mabel didn't get away from the zombies in time! Or if Stan didn't save them in time.)

Bipper and Lost Dipper (If Bill succeeded in destroying the journal, he could've made Dipper's body died by suicide! Which could've made Dipper lost in the astral plane for eternity!)

MaBill "Mabel & Bill" (If Mabel actually gave the journal to Bipper, she could've become super depressed, blaming herself for her brother taking drastic measures! Which could've allowed Bill to manipulate her!)

The Blind Eye Pines Twins (If Blind Ivan succeded in erasing the teams memories of their summer, they could've joined the Blind Eye Society.)

Wood Dipper (If Pacifica didn't pull the lever and allowed the townspeople into the mansion's party. The ghost of Archibald could've burned Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, and everyone else in the mansion!)

The Statue Pines Twins (If Bill captured the Pines Twins he could've killed them way faster and use them as toys to bribe Ford.)

#I didn't think there were different ways #that could have died so easily #imagine how devastated Stan in those timelines were #when his grand niece and nephew died #and how was he gonna explain it to their parents?!?!?#so many fanfics!!!!#long post #headcanon #journal three #journal 3 #the book of bill #tbob #bad end friends #dipper pines #mason pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #spoilers

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fictionadventurer · 1 year ago

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People really do everything they can to avoid having children and to bar children from public places and then wonder why the world seems dull and pointless.

People try to hold onto their own youth, but that just means they stagnate in immaturity. The real way to regain that child-like wonder is to see the world through the eyes of an actual child, and you do that by helping new children to experience the world.

#random thought of the day #pro life #to be clear i'm not knocking childless people (as a childless person myself)#but i'm so lucky to have nieces and nephews to whom the world is so big and new and exciting #and it strikes me every time i babysit #the infant nephew finds another human face so exciting he can barely contain himself #wrestling a stuffed animal is almost too exciting to handle #the simplest things are overwhelmingly wonderful #and people need that perspective on the world #that's the great gift of children and so it's sad that so many people don't appreciate it

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clandestinegardenias · 6 months ago

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Breeding Kink Bingo Fill

Me: I should stretch my comfort zone by writing a very short very porny fic!

Also Me: there needs to be 20,000 words of exposition exploring James' desire to belong to a family and how that drives his debilitating need to have Francis knock him up

[don't worry it is still very porny jfklsdja]

#it is literally over 20000 words right now #it's also pretty much done but i like to hold onto fics and edit them to death first #never have i written so many original characters (sort of) in my LIFE but James needed a really solid sister-in-law alright??#James: i can bring francis to visit my family including my very pregnant sister-in-law and my adorable niece and nephew #this will absolutely awaken nothing in me!#the terror #fitzier #my fic

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hotmess-exe · 4 months ago

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rearranged my entire bedroom to accommodate my pole, so now my bed is next to the window. which means my cat spends a shit ton of time in bed with me again. which means i am happy

i also got to watch some A+ improv last night — 4 hours worth 😆 and a good chunk of the night i also watched with that nb cutie who's been flirting 😚😚

#i also really prefer sleeping near windows strangely enough #i just like natural light so much...#just thoughts #they're so cute and i am so out of practice w flirting #....should prob find out how old he is soon #like he's def in his 20s but how late 20s..#ngl i struggle to see folx 5+ years younger than me as anything other than adorable friends #it's cause my siblings range from ages 5-27 😆😆#not even mentioning all my nieces and nephews who are entering their late 20s #many of whom i have the wonderful experience of watching grow from little things to grown people #which i love but — you see the pov problem here right 😂#ah but they're cute and fun and laugh with their whole breath and body and ive quickly become fond of em :3

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alanshee-keeper-of-realms · 10 months ago

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Okay so I'm sitting down watching Looney Tunes Back in Action and I was reminded of something I was like oh this is getting Incorporated with Three Toons and a baby

Bugs says I am thinking of taking a vacation to go see my 542 nieces and nephews

I normally would just brush this off as something I could possibly use but with the factor that Mickey has his brother Oswald with 420 kids oh this this is begging for jokes about them having close to a thousand nieces and nephews when combined with the Overworked Mascot Ship

And the factor that I am very much thinking of making it Rodney oh this is gonna be amazing.

#overworked mascots #baffy #mickey I have 423 nieces and nephews #bugs oh you as well? I have 542 #daffy just grateful he doesn't have siblings #might explain why they have so many kids of their own though #between Eleanor #Oliver Dorothy Lewis Marian and Walter #*louis

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false-oasis · 2 years ago

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(CW: EoD Spoilers — What Lies Beneath Spoilers)

So I was talking with @/saladposse last night about the oni section and what the oni might use to torment our Commanders.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #eod spoilers #gw2 spoilers #living story spoilers #I don't have a dedicated commander — there's a new commander for every expansion/ls combo who I feel fits the vibes better #Sarabi's kind of the de facto though and while there's some regrets she has — her inner demons manifests in what ifs and self-hate #by that I mean things she knows are true about herself that she wants executed and burred 6 feet under #and while it may have started off with tybalt and the whispers #the next stage wasn't eir but the heat was turned up WAY FUCKING HIGH with almorra and the charr/drizzlewood being stage 2 #the last stage would revolve around her bloodkin sister Kiarra and her niece and nephew #what would they think of her? the only thing she's poised to do is kill #how many lives is she willing to sacrifice? for the cause? for /her/ cause?#slashing her claws and gnashing her teeth at anything that moves — what happens when that's someone who looks up to her?#who she swore above anyone else to protect? so that they in their young lives could have a future?#the last demon would be her snapping to reality after pinning her nephew to the ground while her niece is pleading with her to stop #illusion fades away and it's rama being choked with gorrik holding a gun at her

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tofangirlonly · 5 months ago

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i'm not going to bother going on anon cause it feels weird XD but:

you live on the east coast

your sister is older than you

you like photography? (i don't know where that came from, but i'm going to make a guess and see if it's true)

(also: me trying to differentiate things i know are true vs. stuff that is probably true 😅)

All true, all true.

#I have two sisters but they have morphed into one in conversation lol #and a brother #I'm still the youngest so you are correct #nieces and nephews are the funniest because I don't distinguish age or how many and that changes the story drastically sometimes XD #haven't properly used my camera in too long I should do that #not entirely sure why all of this is in the tags at this point #asks #meiloorunsmoothie #jeremy friends #was this about him? no #I still worked him in there though #always

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neixins · 8 months ago

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SIGH i need to go through all the books i’ve been shoving into my wardrobe. pray 4 me comrades (gay)

#i’m gonna have so many piles on my floor #keep; sell; donate; give to niece and nephew…. probably a pile for all the books i don’t really wanna keep but also don’t wanna get rid of #why do i even have so many physical books man i’m an ebook girlie

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im2tired4usernames · 8 months ago

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I hate that I literally just do not trust any of the older folks in my family to do right by anyone

#if i have learned anything from my grandparents parents uncles and aunts it's how not to treat children and spouses #i hope I'm a good wife to my wife and that i never put them through pain I've seen people put their partners through #i hope i never treat any children in my life like they do #i hope my possible children my nephews and nieces and my siblings always know they have a home with me #EVEN if I'm mad or disappointed in them #even if they scream how much they hate me i hope they know i love them I'll still feed them and make sure that's safe #i hope the people in my life never have to question of they're loved or safe with me i hope i can provide for them so they never have to go #with out something they need and then some to spoil them i want these people loved #i don't want my daughter to think because she talked back to me or is dating someone in not super found of that I'm goin to throw her away #i hope all the kids in my life always know I will try to take care of them as best i can no matter what #not trusting your elders to love you sucks ass not trusting your partner to love you through the scary bits of life sucks #i know so many men who just leave their spouses or cheat on them when they're wives get cancer #that's one thing I'm glad my dad did everything he could to try to let my mom know he loved hwr when she was here at least #i didn't understand or like some of the things he did but qt least he stayed with her and loved her then #unlike some people I'm regrettably related to #i hwar people at work talk about their spouses also one lady wants her husband to die #and it makes me sad i hope to God. my wife never has to question how much i love them i hope they feel loved and special forever #i hate how people treat the people they say they love the most i hope i am not like that i hope i never ever get like that

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felixitous · 6 months ago

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bought CDs and VHS tapes on a date with my gf today and now I need. Things to play them on

#all the stuff i used to have is either dead or at my mom's many states and hours awat #and it's been so long. whatever is left is either dead or given away to my nieces and nephew #ebay here i come

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you-are-so-much-better-than-that · 2 years ago

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#OMG I MISSED YOU GUYS!!#I did not think I'd be away for this long but it's been a wild couple of months #First I was sick with not covid #And then before I was even recovered I had to move apartments #And then a week after I moved I hopped on a plane and went to New Jersey for seven (!!) weeks!#And I finally met my my little nieces and nephew who were all born during covid and was even there for the birth of my cousin's baby!#ANDDDDDD I MET SO MANY FRIENDS!!!#I still can't believe I got to hug them and share friendsgiving with them and feed them chocolate and experience at least one of them prosec #I still can't believe I got to hug them & share friendsgiving with them & share chocolate & see at least one of them prosecco drunk #👀👀👀#also hashtag jackal 😭#It was a great trip but I missed SO much and I am READY TO CLOWN AGAIN #I missed your art and your fic and your gif sets and your passion and the love around here!#Also I have...so..much..porn to catch up to...#Let's do thiiiiiissss

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ilonacho · 2 years ago

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the fucking audacity of watching the pixar short film “going home” while i’m home for my grandma’s funeral.

#like….. yeah #2 weeks ago i did not know id be here rn #i did not know she would take a turn for the worse this fast #im very thankful things worked out to where i could be here #for my wife and her support and i guess my boss and coworkers for their understanding #i have been lucky to not have been here for the very tough times #im thankful to be here with my family now #theyre doing a lot of new housing in my town now #many buildings i walked by as a kid have been demolished and are being rebuilt #we emptied my grandmas room today. she had only lived there for about 3 weeks before passing #we drive by my mom olds house. the house i grew up in. the new owner still hasnt torn down my old curtains in my old room #the old curtains my grandma had sewn for me when i was a baby #my dad is thinking about moving too. too many new buildings too many new people too much noise #two of my cousins have kids now! and the third one is getting married soonish? her fiance seems nice. he seems like he cares about her #my nephew and niece are so big now. i still havent met my other niece #i wonder if any of my old classmates have had kids? if they moved too?#ill be leaving again on tuesday. itll be a looong day #my parents have more and more grey hairs every time i see them #i dont see my brother as much as id like. hes following his dreams and im proud of him. hes a good kid #anyway the guy who made said short film is literally just like me fr #from germany and had been in the us 5 years (at the time) and making this short film?#just like me fr #anyway. this became one of those diaries for me posts haha #it just really captured how it is really well

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roaringroa · 2 years ago

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everyday i feel the want to be an aunt grow stronger and stronger

#my oldest bro has always said that he and his gf don't want children #and i respect that obviously i don't say anything to him in regards to that #but... i do selfishly want him to change his mind dlsuagdlasd #they bought an apartment together at the end of last year and were talking about doing rennovations or not and my dad advised him not to do #one in a specific way cause he knows they don't want children but if they change their mind later down the line that rennovation would make #it difficult for the child to have their own room #and they listened and not only did not do the rennovation but also didn't deny the possibility of wanting a child like they've done before #soooo... i'm trying not to hold on that sliver of hope #they're 28 now so i think they're on the age where they're beginning to really seriously think about whether they want to be parents or not #instead of just shutting it down and thinking well that's a decision for later like i do #no matter what they decide they'll have my support and love #but that being said i would absolutely adore to spoil a nephew or niece like i really want to dhasopda #i think that want partially comes from my absolutely awesome uncle that takes so much care of everyone of his nieces and nephews #like he's always played with us a lot but also taught us so many things and still does #like a few years ago he took me and my brothers on a trip and this year he's doing the same for another set of cousins #i have so many memories of going biking with him in the park or even in the city streets or watching him and my little cousins doing plays #in the living room or making ploys with him to scare my older brother or him helping me with my homework #like i really do admire him a lot and i would love to be that person for my own nieces and/or nephews #i think also that i love my brothers so much and i'm so thankful for having them in my life that i want to demonstrate that love #and one way would be to do so by helping take care of their kids #anyway... i've only mentioned my oldest brother cause he is the one who is close in age and life experience to be a dad anytime soon-ish #but i do think my middle brother wants kids someday it's just that he's 23 now in med school and not dating anyone #so it prob will take a long time if he does have kids someday #(also i think i want to be a mom too... of course will have to think it seriously when the time comes especially considering i'm a lesbian #so i will have to do it through ivf and there's a lot to consider but i do feel that instinct within me)#but all of that is still faraway in the future dsadhas #and the conclusion is please give me a baby to show love to @ my brother and his girlfriend that i adore #like seriously i love that woman she and my brother are so similar and fit so well and she's funny and gave me her old kpop albums lol #we're literally going to a paramore concert together just us two next month i'm so excited doapds #my post

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gogomarinette · 9 months ago

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no

"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"

#I have no idea what to tag this as but it hurts that it's so godamn universal #so many stories just like my mum (we're Vietnamese)#she (eldest) quit school to help look after her brothers when my grandfather died and later had five kids #AND was working all the time too #I love my nieces and nephews but god I never want my own kids #Second youngest and only daughter YET I still have to pick up after my grown ass adult brothers bcuz our parents raised us that way #<----- I am so goddamn fucking tired of this shit!!!!#irl stories #sexism

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writterings · 3 months ago

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gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

#gravity falls

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