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lanabenikosdoormat · 1 year ago
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good morning or whatever
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george228732 · 1 year ago
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''Man I love this character! They're my favorite character!'' Proceeds to kill them in their stories
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izayoichan · 2 years ago
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Then and now. 🎶
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wolfasketch · 3 months ago
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Trevor: Shit
Alucard: GASP
Alucard: GASP*covers Sypha's ears*
Alucard: GASPS*disappears behind wall with Sypha*
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Sypha: Shit
Alucard: GASP
Alucard: GASP*strangling Trevor*
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oceanera12 · 2 years ago
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I deadass had a dream last night that you showed up personally at my house to tell me there was a new chapter of Built Family, that’s how fixated I am on that fic send help—
*KICKS OPEN YOUR BEDROOM DOOR*
WAKE UP READERS, A NEW CHAPTER JUST DROPPED!
*chants ominously* Impulse, Impulse, Impulse, Impulse---
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amiiizuki · 8 months ago
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Are you telling me that an emergency slide just happens to fall into a lawyer's backyard like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy!
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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puppppppppy · 4 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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blueskittlesart · 5 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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rioblitzle · 1 month ago
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working retail
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teathattast · 8 months ago
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my-darling-boy · 18 days ago
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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 9 months ago
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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almondpiglet · 4 months ago
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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!
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golyadkin · 3 months ago
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you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life
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artsymeeshee · 4 months ago
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Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))
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a-drama-addict · 4 months ago
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
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