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the highlight of my day was when i had to go to the grocery store part of my job to get cigs and mixers for the liquor store i saw my bestest friend/soul sisters bf and 🤣🤣🤣🤣 when he told her i was there, cause he was otp with her, he was like “oh my god.” and took his headphone off and I said “is she screaming?” and he said “yeah” LMAO i miss her sm and i also love her bf so much, he is the man for her i s2g
#they make me so happy#especially bc she was not a monogamous person until she met him 🥰#bc they were made for eachother 🤧#I love to tell people#bc it was fr crazy#when she finally told me about him I screamed#bc she was like ‘I think I LIKE him’ and I was like ‘you L I K E him!?!’#and we were both screaming#and now it’s been like almost 5 years 😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#it’s beautiful#and I just noticed the moon directly in my window and that’s even more beautiful#and I drank a whole bottle of wine#and jnly ate a banana sinc ei but he’s about being hungry at work#rip#I’ll probs door dash soemthing befor wirk lmao
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you ever wonder what the inciting incident was for diluc's distaste for alcohol?
what happened between the teenager who set kaeya as lookout while he stole them a bottle of wine from crepus and the adult man who never touches it despite being a winery owner and tycoon?
did it start after crepus died, when he presumably took over for him at angel's share? when he served patrons at night, did he see for the first time what it does to people who consume it without restraint? when he sees his father's wine used as a friend, lover, and executioner?
or did it start when he saw how kaeya uses it, burying his pain and grief, while his brother is forced to watch? is it just another obstacle between them as kaeya drinks to forget? as he sends his little brother home in a daze, so drunk he calls him D by mistake?
or did he once drink to forget himself, with a cold bottle on a lifeless, frozen mountain? did he crave the numbness of not feeling at all, the world reduced to white noise? did he wake up half-dead in the snow, not knowing whether he was alive or not and realizing he didn't care?
there's so much unanswered about the sudden switch from his attitude as a child about alcohol to as an adult and i have a feeling it's because diluc associates it with grief. the taste of it, to him, is a face he cannot remember anymore, the features blurry with age, and a time he wishes he could forget, etched in blood.
#anyway this whole post is a joke and the real answer is that he and kaeya#drank three bottles of wine in a night when they were sixteen#and he woke up on the roof of the cathedral covered in cat hair#he swore off wine after that#genshin impact#diluc#diluc ragnvindr#dilucposting#kaeya#ragbros#....sorry this was a little heavy lol#i just have a lot of thoughts about diluc and alcohol#SOMETHING had to happen. you know.
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Masters of the Air Standout Anthony Boyle on Airsickness, Mustaches, and His Very Busy 2024
#anthony boyle#tried to do a front flip....drank a whole bottle of red wine alone....completely in love with him#also idk i thought it was funny he specifically mentioned peeing before getting in the plane bc the real crosby said the exact same thing
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so i’m watching youtube vids of Destiel and those ‘out of context’ vids and TELL ME WHY i don’t remember half of these scenes because oh my God this is so OMG like so fucking it’s a fucking fever dream like I don’t know what to tell you after season 7?! I don’t fucking know fever dream, fever, dream, but all I know is that Destiel is canon and Sam supports it, so does everyone else.
this is why we need filler episodes. I mean, dog!dean. like whattttt that happened and i just forgot????
#Destiel#Supernatural#i’m sorry but was i okay with that musical epi or was is corny as hell#i love this show#this i why they were def the golden tv#spn#my post#i was going thru it last night clearly#i drank a whole bottle of wine by myself
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everyone's just mad because michael and adam have fourth dimension sex. all the time
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vent!!
#self harm tw#i havent cut for months and months#but even after a nice evening with my friend#i cant not slice myself to pieces#i had such a nice time talking with him#but the pain and paranoia sets in and i hate myself so much#i feel so bad and guilty but i just have to fucking do it#ive drank a whole bottle of white wine#and every time i drink and end up alone i self destruct#i love my friends so much#but i cant NOT hurt myself#i've spent 12 years hurting myself physically#it just feels so so so fucking good#nothing beats it#carving myself up is fucking orgasmic especially when i'm drunk#like if u read#i feel so desperate for attention at all times i want to actually perish#i hate myself i hate mysc#*myself#mumbling into the void
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i feel dangerous when i'm not sober
womanhood&addictions. im clean for 110 days! i rarely draw something that i put my genuine emotions into so this was a very healing experience <) pretty dark imagery but i feel so good you don't even know... very satisfied with how everything came out.
#wine bottle bc last year i drank a whole bottle by myself#very quickly. and i got so wasted that i ended up smoking a cigarette for the first time in my life#on the next day i decided that i messed up and that i was ruining myself so i needed to cut the alcohol out entirely#im clean of any selfharm for over two years now. very proud#a few years ago i was so drunk that i cut my finger pretty badly while trying to cut bread for my equally drunk friend#varicosity... menstruation... body hair...stretch marks... itchy skin...#i'm so in love with womens bodies#need to draw more of things like this#art#my art#digital art#digital drawing#digital artwork#artists on tumblr
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I made a mistake
#i drank a whole bottle of wine#and half a bottle of martini#and i have a family gathering tomorrow#WITH KIDS#lord save me
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Abolish the jury vote
#eurovision#esc 2023#esc23#eurovision song contest#Finland was robbed#käärija is my winner#this is atrocious ngl#what a joke#i‘m so salty#at least sweden knows how to host a good esc that’s the least they can do now#anyway I’m going to bed now I drank a whole bottle of wine and am very bitter
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ADMITTEDLY it’s a very “teenagers first alcohol” kind of vibe so I prommy it’s not popular with any demographic that’s older than 25 gdgdgd
I’m only just recently leaving my baby tastebuds please bare with me (and give me drink recs so I can leave candy hell)
(Also sidenote but I genuinely didn’t expect so much uproar over GRAPE FLAVOURING because I’ve never heard anyone hate it so much so once again I’m convinced this is an American problem and not a problem with my beloved grape flavour 🙏)
passport you are GROWN im fucking crying looking at all of this. this is the equivalent of whiteclaw.
#snap chats#my first alcohol as a teenager was sake ☠️ my dad started me out right 😔 and then he would get me soju 😔#anyway if you want a REAL MANS DRINK uhhhhh As I Said ive always drank sake :) or whiskey but i get looks whenever i say that#there's this black-bottle sake my dad used to get me all the time Also by gekkeiken. maybe ill get it for stream lol...#hot preferably- cold if you go with nigori. nigori is generally a little sweeter too so if you HAVE to fucking. DIE then go with them#if you have it hot then its just a whole different feeling it's so relaxing. its like being hugged from the inside#my personal favorite's yuki nigori (they got lychee flavor :}) but if nigori doesnt make you happy soju's pretty sweet#my favorite's green apple but you can never go wrong with peach#SPEAKING OF THO noooo there's this peach beer i forget the name of. it does not taste like beer it's very good#goddammit i cant find it. it came in a brown bottle but anyway#there's this japanese plum wine i really like. also on the sweeter side but it's pleasantly dry#wine in general's a safe bet but plum wine would probably make you the happiest#the one im thinking of specifically is gekkeikan but theres a lot of options#kirin beer Unironically is p alright too idk. its like if seltzer sucked but i kinda like it#anyway no theres something wrong with you passport nobody likes fuckin GRAPE 😭#when you drink alcohol youre supposed to respect her what the fuck are THESE
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drunk art. somewhere in providence, RI.
i made this the other day and like totally forgot.
#art#plants#original art#digital art#drunk art#it is what it is#artist: digthewriter#year: 2023#well#it's not somewhere#i was at a hotel#drank a whole bottle of wine#is all
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ya’ll as an ex religious person
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD slaps harder than the book of mormon soundtrack
#i wasn't even mormon lmao#but it's just so good#and i could write a damn essay on how funny it is#and how ON POINT it is#spooky mormon hell dream sums up being raised religious so fucking perfectly#i believe is a dissertation in and of itself on the ridiculousness of blind faith#i don't care if you've seen the musical#please go listen to the soundtrack#it's magical#also i'm going to watch it again in a few weeks and i'm so fucking excited#anyway#i just drank a whole bottle of wine while dancing around my kitchen jamming out#and it's just as legit of a spiritual experience as anything i experienced while i was still religious#you might go as far as to say i'm wet with salvation ;)#lmao#go love yourself and listen to some book of mormon
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said it before and ill say it again. jam shed shiraz is so fucking good. quaffable. delicious. but most importantly: its £7 from tescos and sainsburys
#had an end of term get together anf drank almost a whole bottle by myself in the park#i was with other people but i was not sharing the wine i was drinking from the bottle#sooooo delicious
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I hope it doesn't sound weird but showering/bathing with another person always seemed to me like a different level of intimacy. Not necessarily in a sexual way. It's about helping each other with reaching the back, about running your fingers through the wet hair. It feels so... natural. Love expressed through casual care
#don't mind me i drank a whole bottle of wine today#what data and ai exam does to a mf#faceless#human feelings
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Writing a fic made me really crave angel food cake, so it is currently 10:30pm and I have angel food cupcakes in the oven rn because I did not want to make a whole cake
#i wrote it a few days ago#and ive been wanting it ever since#honestly was really easy to do#well see how they turn out though#i have heavy whipping cream and strawberries too#and im gonna make my own whipped cream#but im gonna wait until after theyre out of the oven#i also drank a whole bottle of wine and am definitely t i p s y#but its fine
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Damn I’ve always wanted to eat the Polly Pocket clothes
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