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deacon/rocker cockwarming... rocker sitting pretty for his daddy.
Rocker's at Deacon's place this time. He is having to stay for the week because a pipe burst in his apartment. He was mentioning it during some SWAT event and Annie overheard and insisted he stay at their place. He tried to decline but she simply wouldn't hear of it!
It's late. Annie is asleep beside Deacon, out like a light and has been for a couple of hours. He knows how to roll out of bed without waking her. Knows how to creep down the hall without the floors creaking.
He also knows this is a line they shouldn't cross, but God he needs to be by Rocker. He needs to be near him. They don't have to do anything, but he can't handle that this man is two rooms away from him, probably shirtless under the covers, nipples perky as always.
Rocker's awake when he slowly cracks the door open. He doesn't say anything, just pushes back the covers on the other side of the bed. "We can't do anything," Deacon whispers as he closes the door behind him and sits on the bed.
Rocker nods, but as soon as Deacon is sat and resting his back against the headboard, Rocker is straddling his hips. "What are you doing?" Deacon asks, eyes wide.
Rocker smirks, tugs as Deacon's waist band. "Nothing," he replies. "You can tell me if you want me to stop."
But Deacon just lifts his hips. Lets Rocker pull his pants midway down his thigh. "Don't do anything," Rocker says. "Just let me..." his voice trails off as he takes Deacon's cock in his hand. Deacon's heart is racing. He's not hard, not because this isn't so fucking hot, but because he's so damn nervous about this. But Rocker settles himself between Deacon's legs. It's not the most comfortable position, but he doesn't seem to mind. He takes Deacon in his mouth and just, holds him there. Closes his eyes and breaths as Deacon's cock rests in his mouth, heavy against his tongue.
He's not sure how long they stay like this. Every once in a while, Rocker will pull back slightly to swallow, but then he's right back at the same position. Never even bothers to open his eyes. At one point, Deacon thinks he's fallen asleep.
But as time goes on, the anxiety dissipates and seeing Rocker down there, just holding him like this, makes Deacon start to get hard. Rocker's eyes blearily blink open and he lets out a little moan before he starts to suck. He knows what Deacon likes, and he can take all of him without gagging a single time.
It's not long before Deacon is coming down Rocker's throat, and he swallows every last drop before he pulls off of him. Deacon wants to return the favor but Rocker gently swats his hand away. He presses a kiss to his lips, and Deacon can taste himself on him. "Go sleep with your wife," he whispers against Deacon's lips before he plops back down in the bed.
Deacon does get up and he goes back to his room. When Annie turns and wraps her arm around him, the touch feels like it burns his skin. He doesn't get any sleep that night.
#swat#swat cbs#deacon kay#donovan rocker#literally wtf is wrong with me these are all things I never really care for#and I am so hot for all of it#like sorry annie I hate cheating storylines too but here we are#maybe you shouldn't have been such a bitch to chris idk 🤷♀️#this isn't like an actual fic btw it's just my thoughts lol
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For December in the Hermit Heartthrobs Calendar from @hotguycalendar :D!!!
Also bottom page for the calendar ft stress and joe under the cut ↓
#tangotek#decked out 2#do2#stressmonster101#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 9#hermitblr#my art#can you tell idk how to draw hot ppl LMAOOOOOOOOOOO#I HAD FUN THO YIPPEE COLORS#GO CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR TOO ALL THE PIECES ARE CRACKED HOLYSHIT💥💥💥💥💥💥#joe hills#i am so sorry i messed up the names helphelepekepoelfoo exams have been too much ACK#ITS JOE!!!!!!!
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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"
Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024
Idk tho, idk
#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men#“death of the author” how abt death of you#instigated by me#nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#aftg hot takes#nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#kevin day#neil josten#nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill#i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot#you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media#you can leave i promise#we dont really want you here
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have you been keeping up with gozyuger? it's just... truly wild to watch
OKAY I'm finally caught up! and...wild is an understatement, huh! getting some real Donbros energy off of this one (in the best of ways though really) (just all kinds of super weird and super fun! 💍) (...also the blue ranger might have murdered a child?) (I mean probably not) (they wouldn't. but.) (what if)
I'm especially fond of Bouquet and Fire Candle, just because they encapsulate the two modes of my brain at any given moment
#art#super sentai#gozyuger#gif warning#gifs that will AVENGE CASSIUS FOR HE WAS THE BEST OF US warning#i was unsure at first based on a lot of the promo stuff but thankfully the show just immediately started throwing sausages around#now we're six episodes in and i'm already like...what can i even say about this. how do you expand upon such (mwah) chef's kiss#i don't know why 'supernaturally youthful-looking elderly man goes incognito as a high school student' is the hot new trope#but oh boy am i glad it is!#he hasn't even had a proper focus episode since his intro and i'm already pushing everyone else out of the way to get at him#(jk jk the others are also great) (hoeru is no. 1 in not knowing what the FUCK is going on at any given point and that's his true power)#god i love sentai#someone at toei said 'okay so our theme this year is rings'#'how do we want to interpret this'#so of course they decided on ALL OF THE POSSIBLE WAYS#we got jewelry! wrestling! random circles everywhere! EXTENSIVE wedding theming for the absolute heck of it!#also inexplicably street fighter WHY NOT#someday i hope to find something i can commit to with even a fraction of the strength as sentai commits to its bits
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Pre corrupt shadowspice fam💔💔💔
#art#au#cookie run kingdom#fanart#crk#doodles#burning spice cookie#shadow milk cookie#spicy cayenne cookie#blueberry yogurt cookie#capsaicin cookie#nutmeg tiger cookie#the baby is named crimson moon!!!#flaming hot wing#or whatever#capsaicin convinced his dads to adopt nutmeg and they were all a happy family#until yknow corruption#and capsaicin being the oldest had to raise his other siblings once his dads got locked away so um#YEAH.#My shaylas#this is so cringe but i am free
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PHONE GUY DESIGN IM LITERALLY SCREAMONG RBEUBQHGWVS





IM GLAD YALL LIKE HOW PHONE GUY LOOKS!! I didn’t expect so many to be down bad for him-
#ask reply#GUYS IMMA be honest I wasn’t even aiming to make him hot#I just tried to make a pathetic older man#BUT I SHOULD OF KNOWN BETTER.. yall would of went crazy for that BAHA#but fr!! I am happy yall liked his design#I got a lot of nice comments on the post itself saying similar things#also how they think the design fits phone guy#WHICH IS truly all I wanted to achieve that it fit him#SO IM GLADD#we’ll see if I’ll draw him again anytime soon!#we now have all the info folks..#we got phone guy phone dude and tape girl looks… let’s go 🔥🔥
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Jac Shaffer: ok guys we are going to film you guys falling top speed straight down on a broom presumably to your deaths, please give me your best scream.
Everyone: *screams terrified*
Aubrey Plaza: *witch cackle*
Producer: Aubrey no it’s a-
Jac Shaffer: No, let her cook
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha spoilers#marvel shows#agatha and rio#agatha x rio#marvel#wanda maximoff#billy maximoff#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#agathario#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#i’m bored#1 more dayyyyyyy#joe locke#patti lupone#i am loosing my mind waiting for new agatha episode#Aubrey plaza is so fucking hot
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this may seem antithetical to the hedonist approach to life i broadcast to y’all but i think hotdogs have way too much bread normally. the ratio of hotdog to bread is horrendous.
thats why i always have 2 hotdogs in each bun. that’s the way god intended for them to be eaten
#talk#i’m right and y’all will hate me for it#also#very good food: hot dog tortilla potato salad and bbq sauce all in one white trash taco#i am oh so hungry
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mspaint commissions !!!! all 16 of 'em!!
#my art#mspaint#commissions#comm#dog#cow#dragon#maid#raptor#pooltoy#furry#anthro#oc#fursona#cute#idunno wat to tag i am so happy to see all of them together#i am taking a break immedietly after posting these but im really proud of myself for getting so many out so fast#and ty to everyone who commed me so far <3333 i was able to like. ACTUALLY shop for myself for the first time in a hot minute yesterday#and its really nice to. eat and feel a lil more financially stable lol#i'll probably take a ffeewww more of these#if anyones interested!#FINFIN#oh my god i cant believe i almost forgot to tag finfin...............#alligator#bear#monkey#cat#woo#wooowowowowooowowow#< imagine a dog making that noise
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for the amount of time i spend thinking about erika ishii, i do not post about them NEARLY enough
everything i've ever seen them in, they have been fully dialed in. they understand the genre, they understand the character they're playing, and they NEVER. FUCKING. MISS
my current dnd character is actually based on multiple characters of erika's that i enjoy. my character is a witch (like ame of worlds beyond number fame [thank you to the witch class playtest]) but she is also a brewer who grows weed and shrooms, and deals them, and does them (and her personality is very much modeled off of danielle barkstock in dimension 20's the seven)
i feel that many of my favorite moments from erika are often focused on other characters. but many of those character moments would not have been possible without erika's incredible roleplay and sense for storytelling
and when the moment IS focused on erika's character? spellbinding. groundbreaking. from ame talking to orima in the overgrown shrine to danielle getting a nat 20 at the masquerade ball, i always fall into the scene and feel it so deeply due to erika's skill and poise and commitment to the story being told
tldr i think erika ishii is incredibly talented and wonderful
#didn't mention ava burrow's end here BUT I HAVE WRITTEN POSTS ABOUT HER#SHE ALSO MAKES ME INSANE#k tanaka as well#erika simply has a gift#also they're SO. FUCKING. HOT!!!!!!!!!!!#but mostly all the other stuff#the fact that my witch character is based on characters they have played is. perhaps not surprising#but i should talk about it more#bc it is so true and very obvious to people who have listened to wbn and watched the seven#they're amazing and that's the point of this post#erika ishii#worlds beyond number#wbn pod#wbn spoilers#wbn: www#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wwwo#wwwo spoilers#ame wbn#ame the witch#dimension 20#d20#d20 the seven#danielle barkstock
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ngl i get that people hype up hating writing for the bit but like. idk. yall i Do actually really like writing. it is so satisfying and fun and rewarding and i get to look back what i made over and over again and get joy every single time.
yes writing is hard but if you hate it more than you love it im kinda like. idk. find another hobby?
#also the planning parts and the daydreaming is part of the process so idk#yall it is getting exhausting seeing all the quirky see how little i’m writing shit#like what if for once i am writing and im having a grand time!!#what if not being able to write isn’t a fun joke it is honestly detrimental to my brain!!!#what if writing has been my friend when i never had any and it is the love of my life and love language and i love actually doing it perhap#talking#ren hot cakes
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Juan.
he's going to stab you in the back... literally.
#tw blood#working on a newish gshade preset and i forgot how much of a pain it can be to make one from scratch v.v#and it doesn't even look all that different from my old one so... °-°#i'll post more regularily once i'm happy with the preset (i never am lol)#so my screenies will probably look very different from each other#but hey at least i made a hot sim#sim 4 cas#ts4 cas#simblr#showusyoursims#sims 4#ts4
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( OC, Eadrya, they/them, water demon )
"Oh don't look at me like that, is this the first time you've drawn blood or what? do it again! had a nice sting to it-" (Eadrya to Shargon, likely the first time Shargon's ever dared to fight them instead of fleeing immediately like his life depended on it ... bc it did)
finally gave Eadrya their deserved post character arc design (instead of doing what i should be)
since i know my handwriting isnt always readable, heres a short an overly long explanation of the context (oops)
(recap, the demon world was invaded and is believed to be destroyed, Eadrya lost a fight for the first time in their life to a celestial and survived by sheer luck and kindness of a little fishing village in the human realm, which kind of broke their pride and kickstarted their arc- (here i drew the lady in charge of the village before, though Eadryas design here is also a little out of date again ..)

-skipping alot in between that and the end of their arc bc that would jsut be too long for this post)
Eadrya helped other Lords and Shargon (with Midas and Idri) escape from a trap set by hunters but was captured themself, since it was the first time hunters managed to catch a Lord they 'researched' alot about demons using them .. by torturing them (demons are not considered sentient by people at large)
they managed to escape but were hunted down immediately, even Eadrya with their immense magic overproduction and abillity to recover was too drained (both literally of their strength -since the most effective way to hurt/immobilize a demon is draining them of their magic/blood faster than they can recover it- AND mentally) to easily avoid them and instead turned to killing, making them relapse into their old bloodthirst which lead to them spiraling into thinking that it is all they are ever good for and they will never be able to change-
Thor (with Idri) were on their way to free them after being informed of Eadryas capture ( Thor is Eadryas best and only friend ) but when they arrived it had already escalated so far that they went after killing Thor as well, now firmly believing Thor was never their friend but was simply trying to tame them out of fear of their power (not completely wrong ..). despite Thor with his two hearts being able to give Eadrya a second chance they decide to go for killing him twice, unintentionally missing the second time but doing enough damage for Thor to .. essentially fall into a near death condition; thinking they actually killed him everything starts to fall apart further as they realize over time they have changed after all but it is too late now-
Eadrya then flees into a snowy mountain range far away and lives there in complete isolation for several months (as a sort of .. self punishment and convinced of that being the best choice for everyone, they are a danger, they have no one left anyway etc trying to cope with it all) and thus grows out their fur (yes they always had fur, just short and slick like a seals fur) which they keep even after reuniting with Thor and everyone else later down the line
(the golden rope they wear in the picture was made by Thor during the time he was recovering and searching for them with the solar pirates (long story..), its not a good quality but he tried his best ... the two beads on it symbolize Thors two hearts (thunder and fire, blue and red)- Eadrya treasures it dearly)
so funnily enough, despite looking much wilder now they are actually much better in their self control and general health :P
#ganondoodles#art#original art#OCs#original character#character design#monsters#hello here i am again wanting to do a little doodle and then writing a badly summarized version of one of the best arcs in this story#for two hours straight bc summaries are not my strength lmao#either way ...... it made me draw so uwu#i love this guy (gender neutral) so much#did i ever mention that Thor has a bit of a one sided crush on Eadrya? .. well now i have#its complicated though bc Eadrya is my most aro/ace character in existence fjdkfvnhkdjfhvdjk#and i say MOST bc in a way all my characters are some flavor of aro or ace - who would have thought#(that doesnt mean you arent allowed to find them hot btw ... neither me being aro/ace nor my ocs being that means it)#(im always worried about people thinking that they cant say what they think trying to be considerate -appreaciated- but not necessary)#anyway sorry to come out of nowhere with this fnjkdbnfkdbgfvdj
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and some extra unused stuff while they are in affectionate mood
#the headlap kiss is just a scene on let's talk chu episode 2 that i really like; yuu was offering a massage & massaging his temples with her#thumbs; saying you really should release pressure from this area#i may be lazy to render it fully but i also feel that my sketches deliver the sense of movement better#(and avoiding to make any sense of the anatomy i am confused about)#(like which is going where)#and so because of all the cluster of lines; ur mind will make its own mind which line would make it look right#FUK I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I POST THIS ALREADY FHSDH I WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WRITE ON TAGS#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#damn they are finally kissing and they meant it#this makes my chest all hot and bothered#suggestive
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Sorry to my future gf because she will have to deal with the fact that I will forever be completely and irrevocably in love with Aubrey Plaza





#shes so hot#i am so attracted to this woman its crazy#aubrey plaza#agatha all along#rio vidal#the white lotus#parks and rec#sorry to my non existant gf#the way my heart races everytime i see her on screen#like i always thought that the people who fainted at michael jacksons concert were dramatic#but if i saw aubrey plaza on stage id probably spontaneously combust#this is in fact an aubrey plaza fan account#we support aubrey plaza in this household#she is the reason i wanna get bangs#but im not going to because i have a small forehead#and you know what its so weird because i have had my forehead remarked upon a number of times by how small it is#like wtf does that mean bitch#it means i cant get bangs#if i had a big forehead i would devour wispy bangs#i would look so hot#courtney eaton who#courtney eaton me#courtney eat me#that is kind of crazy seeing as thought her character lottie most definitely would#canabalised by a bunch of teenage girls is in fact a crazy way to go#whoops#yellowjackets spoilers#and mari was pit girl#and nat is gonna get them saved#and my absolute fave van is also dead
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I know I usually ship one of the Bat kids with Danny but...what about the elder generation?
Danny gets sent back in time by Clockwork to WW2, working with the Allies to stop the Axis from using Ghost artifacts to further their goals.
It's a long term mission, meaning that he is spending months if not a few years in the 1940s, and who might you think is his Ally handlers? One Mathew Kane and one 'Fred' Pennyworth, all three of them work with a civilian doctor that volunteered for the war effort, one 'Tom' Wanye.
Or, Danny unknowingly falls for his handlers while using his ghost powers to he the perfect spy, Martha cross dressed and lied to get into the army to help with the war effort because her family is Jewish and like hell is she going to just sit in a factory, she is going to kill Nazis, Thomas was flat footed and had poor health so he was refused by the draft, so volunteered to be a spy doctor instead.
And Alfred is suffering because the yank "Mathew" always jumps the gun but somehow makes everything end up alright, Thomas is utterly reckless and if he hadn't saved their lives so many times he would be off the team, and Danny because he distrusts the man's magic, it just ain't right.
#batman#but only a little#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#martha wayne#thomas wayne#alfred pennyworth#danny fenton#is this an orginal ship?#i dont know#Jewish Martha Wayne#crossdressing to join the war#martha makes a very hot man#genderfluid royalty#danny is having so much gay panic that turns into bi panic#i am thinking that Thomas is the only one that knows Martha is a woman#they were childhood friends#alfred is so done with all three of them#bruce gets his distrust of magic from Alfred#maybe the ship name is Gray Ghosts?#After everything Danny looks up his lovers from the war and finds out they are dead#so he shows up and helps raise Bruce#only after begging Clockwork to send him back#Alfred is so embarrassed because somehow he is noe older than Danny#but in a hot and legal way.#ww2
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