#and GOD the condescending shit about “dont buy the car and just use the public transport :)”
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 7 days ago
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me watching budgeting/money hacks content in my free time: thanks *insert content creator here* i will implement these tips when a job FINALLY hires me :) me when my centrelink/social services job provider makes me do a condescending asf online budgeting "course" where the undertone is "pls learn to NOT WASTE your measly $788 fortnightly payment on daily coffees bc the government is NOT happy to give you this money" and is also sponsored by one of australia's biggest banks: ooooh benevolent government, me, a mere peon who is DESPERATELY trying to get a job and want to KEEP a job so that i NEVER have to do this course again. like what the FUCK is up with the "i agree" "i disagree" personality test question where you ask "i know super is important but i'd rather rely on the government when i retire :)" like???????????!!! bro i cant get past my super only being 5k right now??? bc the job market's absolutely fucked. super? what super? when i cant even get a a job at woolies or coles stacking shelves/doing the register etc. honestly what the actual fuck????
#life#about me#shut up ilona#ilona's work thoughts#ilona's work dilemmas#ilona's jobhunting thought and woes#but seriously though#i LEGIT had to take an hour long “budgeting course” today that was sponsored by anz bank at my job provider#you WANT a car but you dont really NEED a car#and comparing that with you dont need the car bc you live near public transport but you eant it bc you dont like PT....#and GOD the condescending shit about “dont buy the car and just use the public transport :)”#SEE you CAN SAVE MONEY if you DONT#like i watch more than enough the financial diet/financial confessions; social symone and i hate to say it dave ramsey.....#.....that i KNOW how to budget and what an emergency fund is etc etc#but like. it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to do or have ANY of those things on CL payments#when you're not living rent free and not at home with your parents etc#like the only reason i have savings on my CL payment is bc i live at home and my dad refuses to charge me board#and also doesnt let me contribute to household bills even if i offer#but if i was living out of home i would have LITERALLY NOTHING LEFT every fortnight bc basically all of it would be rent....#...and then most of the bills and my car#like i barely afford my car rn but im so happy i have it#then the shitty bit with an example of being depressed after their losing their job.......#and getting their car repoed bc they couldnt afford the loan anymore and ignored the letters and "what could have sam done better?#like ???????????????????????? i am SICKENED by this#and the bs about remember buying 5 coffees a week at $4 each day is $28 and that totals to like $1200 a year....#.....what could you better use that for *shows animation of a laptop*#and the bs about SMART goals#but anyway sorry i'd rather hear this from chelsea fagan or someone else from TFD or social symone (even if it is an american view)#and NOT from a guilt trippy course from my job provider and ANZ bank
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4dtk · 3 years ago
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hi! can i request sugar daddy with Ten from wayv <3
hope u dont mind i did it in point format like the other one <3 enjoy
warnings: sugar daddy!au, sorta (mean) dom!ten, switch!ten, fingering, cowgirl, cunnilingus/eating out, face-fucking, oral (f and m receiving), unprotected sex, semi-public sex
N//SFW UNDER THE CUT, MINORS DNI
ten as a sugar daddy would be generous, but would be SOOO annoying when he’s ‘denying’ you your gifts or money. just never ending teasing and “what’s that?” when he wants you to say something stupid like “daddy” or sum shit like that
to be fair, i don’t see him having a daddy kink whatsoever, but he might have a sir kink idk idk
treats you really generously tho. he’s one to give you small gifts here and there randomly even when you’ve never asked for it
likes doing things in surprise too, where you’re buying something in an installment and someone calls you up and says that everything’s been paid for already and you’re like ???????
ten is just like “you could’ve told me you needed money”
fun sugar daddy! he’s very fun in dates and always has things to say when you’re deciding whether to buy this dress or shoes or accessory. highkey fashion freak too so he likes to give his best opinion for the things you can’t decide between.
nothing condescending tho!! just giving his truthful opinion, and he really does love the different options on you, he wouldn’t interfere if you decide to go against his choice either
clingy in public, always holding onto YOUR arm like you’re the sugar daddy/mommy and he’s the baby. it’s so funny to see sometimes but whenever you’re out with ten, he usually looks so much like ur bf that ppl don’t turn their heads if you’re together.
loves dates with other sugar daddy/sugar baby relationships. like nothing sexual, just casual going out to drink and talk over dinner. it might be a little awkward for the sugar babies though, so he would have to make sure you’re okay with socialising with a stranger.
(i’m headcanon-ing that if you’re ten’s sugar baby, you probably would’ve met his other sugar daddy friends sooooo it’s just you and the other sugar baby lol 💀)
lovesss events that he can bring you to, he likes to show you off to his business partners and colleagues and such
always proud when he asks you to wear something that shows other people you’re his. he gets dizzy over it it’s cute lol
he loves to send you to places tho. likes to see you sitting in his car and enjoying the scenery and seeing you sitting in his car gives him serotonin
travelling the world with ten? big yes. bc he can speak so many languages he’s also getting things from designer brands for you in other countries since he has connections overseas too.
fashion shows with ten as a sugar baby is also a common event or thing you’ll need to get used to. likes to keep up with fashion trends and stuff and he gets invited so... win-win situation. likes to pick out your outfit so you’ll match with him at the show
ten is a sorta chill dom in bed, when he wants to dom (sometimes he’s mean, elaborated below). would let you use him whatever way you want, but if you deny him his orgasm or try anything funny like tease he would probably lose control tbh and take.
IF you do use him though, he likes to see you reverse cowgirl in front of the mirror as you bounce on his cock. also likes to see you lean over something and you fuck your hips into his. boosts his ego that his dick is just that good
bro. he’s another one to fuck you on money, this man is FREAKY freaky. remember how i said johnny would do that. yeah he’d ring up johnny just so they can fuck their sugar babies on a king sized just bc they can. foursome ftw
idk how much of you guys want to dom this man, but ten would very much be a power bottom, always spouting some stupid shit about how slow you’re moving, how he can fuck you better.
motherfucker would MOCK your whines when he doms. also mean when he wants to dom. “‘oh god~! oh, fuck~’, c’mon darling, you gotta tell me what you like!” so mean even as a top 😭, but when you start to move at a faster pace, he’ll start whining and grabbing at your hips to keep you grinding
sometimes, would be a service top, eating you out until you thrash under him and you’re left to convulse around his fingers bc he’s been finger fucking you non-stop. loves eating you out and also loves face-fucking you i feel. likes to see u get stuffed with cock one way or another
your cunt doesn’t compare to your mouth though, that’s why he’s naturally more whiny and sensitive when you’re sat on his dick
this man is very versatile tbh LOL it depends on his mood to whether he wants to take the lead or leave you to do so. nice sex life y’all have
clingy after sex too very. lowkey lazy to clean up after as well bc he just wants to be close to you after sex and would very much like to be the small spoon. also likes you to sleep on his chest with one arm around your waist.q
sweetest in the morning, but breakfast? ehhh another story, sometimes he’d wake up to cook something, sometimes not, it depends on his mood
all in all, he’s very much like a bf tbh just with loads of money
n/sfw below besties
“uh huh, that’s right baby girl. is my cock just that good?” ten looks down with eyes full of lust, drinking in the sight of your needy hips fucking back into him while he just stands still. ten doesn’t show how warm and hugging your cunt feels, squeezing his length so well until he’s scrunching his eyes tight at the pleasure. leaned over the counter, the coldness of the surface presses against your front, but you don’t give a shit, rather impatient in wanting to cum with how his cock fiils you up so well until you’re crying out against the counter. ten shuts you up with a hand to your hair, “shut the fuck up. did you forget i have guests over?” through your muddled mind, you can make out how ten rushed you into the bathroom, just so he could get a quick fuck out of the boring business meeting he was in. “’m sorry, sir, but can you please fuck me now?” with a groan, ten rocks back into you, hoping his soundproof walls could cover up the fact he was actually fucking the life out of his sugar baby instead of taking a shit like he told them.
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