#and Cloud would get the proper pay. Sephiroth would just mow down anything in their path while Zack and Cloud are bickering about tactics.

[finallyfantasy7]

Sephiroth, you dufus, calling Jenova your mother is about as logical as calling a virus a mother.

You're human, which means your DNA contains approximately 100,000 pieces of viral DNA, and your cells carry latent viruses all the time. Are they your mother now too?

And you, an Ancient? Please.

Now, if you really must confront your parents I'll point you the way of Hojo and Lucrecia.

But I suggest you don't. They're both ugh. Which you already seem to know regarding Hojo. So just leave it alone and go have fun with Zack and Cloud. No more war hero, no more being a god, instead accept Zack's brilliant idea of being a ...ahem... a mercenary?

You will get to create wonderful experiences such as pulling out stuff from slimy dead monsters to help kids who will insult you in return. Solving disputes between (ex)SOLDIER fanclubs (after all, you know answers to these questions better than anyone). Killing mind-numbingly large number of monsters that prevent farmers from doing their job. Serve at Treasure Princess's beck and call (yes, it's a small girl from a nation you spent last 15 years being at war with, but what a wonderful way to mend some bridges...... What do you mean "No."?)

And of course you will at some point have to carry and/or sell a lot of flowers. That just comes with spending time with Zack and Cloud. But that might give you an opportunity to kick some Turk ass. Don't look so uninterested, I know you wanted to for a long time.

I guess you might also be hired by Avalanche? And Cloud will ask you to spend a lot of time at a slum bar called 7th Heaven as your presence will attract customers. Don't ask. I mean you can ask but you won't get an answer out of Cloud. But! You'll be able to take down Shinra with a more... surgical precision than they're able to. Just no civilian casualties please. Zack won't approve. And then he'll cut your hair off in your sleep and that won't end well for anyone.

Oh, and if you want to get paid make sure Cloud handles that part. Under no circumstances should you let Zack negotiate the price. You will all starve to death.

I know what you're thinking. That's a lot of time spent with kids and no people your own age. But be patient.

Genesis will come back. I promise.