#anakin doesnt have a gender

[null-doesnothing]

I hope you dont mind but since you've left spaces open for sulu, scotty, uhura, and chapel I figured I'd step in with my own like a nerd

Sulu: dont have any specific sexuality or gender headcanons for the guy but he's gotta be some flavor of queer I fear. used to love going to beaches as a kid and cant stand it anymore, listens to a weirdly varied amount of music genres (like you'd look in his playlist and find top 20 pop list type music and the most niche shit you have EVER heard of. also some shit Chekov snuck in there that he decided he didn't care enough abt to get rid of) also probably the type of guy to just have the One playlist and its just his liked songs and everyone who looks at it is like "dude wtf IS this". he has no explanation. Next to Spock, he's the most heat-resistant of the group, though unlike Spock he actually handles humidity fairly well (cant relate im from the desert I would drown) Oh also you cant tell him shit cuz he's a major gossip sorry

Scotty: probably unlabeled honestly if I had to guess, I don't think he would care too much abt it... or think too much abt it.... busy w/ da ship. honestly this is barely a headcanon but the mf just loves feeling impressive at any given moment. about anything. ever. Also has definitely fallen asleep while working on something and almost wrecked his whole face. oh also he probably had a cat at some point in time that would sit on him as he slept and one night he accidentally like. threw it off in his sleep. and he felt really bad about it. dont ask how I know it was written in the stars shsshhh

Uhura: either lesbian or bi, personally I lean towards lesbian for her. can draw!! really well actually!! does it in her free time and sort of keeps them to herself, I think if she met Data they'd bond over the little art adventures going on there. Also she can only hypothetically cook. like- she knows what needs to go into a dish, and how to make it taste good, and she could instruct someone on what to do? but as soon as she actually physically tries to make a dish just. 🔥 uhhh has a collection of ancient (lol) cassette tapes that she Can Not Play because she couldn't find a working cassette player. Scotty's ended up working on making one as a side project

Chapel: lesbian. that is a lesbian woman with comphet. absolutely. 100%. has some betazoid in her but not enough to show At All (though to be fair, not much to show up anyways. also this is my watsonian explanation for Lwaxana having her exact face, though tbf ig like it could be the other way around but SSSHHHH) and was also raised on Mars for some of her childhood. oh also has just the most insane Bullshit Detector ever, it's very very difficult to get a lie past her. as a child her hair was brunette and got more blonde over time, but her hair in tos is dyed to give it a different tone. also this one goes against canon but ACTUALLY WEARS GLOVES IN SICK BAY AND GETS ANNOYED WHEN BONES DOESNT

ahem- now, I'm going to be very self-indulgent for a moment and, instead of just leaving it there, I'm going to attack one more character with my headcanons because he's my FAVE and NOBODY EVER MAKES HEADCANONS FOR HIM so uhhh. that's my thing rn I'm hijacking your post a bit

Sarek (I love him sm I'm sorry): as a little boy he was probably one of the least well behaved, most rambunctious, and emotional children on the whole of Vulcan, and for the most part was just generally a pain in his parent's asses for a long long time. eventually he became the hyper-strict unemotional logical vulcan he is now, but he definitely wasn't always that way, had to be drilled into him. that's feeds into my headcanon for why he treats Spock the way he does, there's slight fear at him acting human but generally, his fear leans more towards Spock ending up like he was as a child. totally incorrect fear my guy but hey idk what do I know. oh also I think you can't ever show him star wars because he would see Anakin's storyline and have a heart attack spontaneously. OH OH ALSO- this one ISNT a headcanon but I-Chaya was HIS pet first! the headcanon here comes in that I firmly believe when he was like. 6. he picked up little tiny baby I-Chaya and was like "im keeping it. mine now." like a child adopting a stray cat off the street and their parents begrudgingly accepting it.

sorry that's way longer than the other guys' I think abt him a lot

favourite star trek headcanons?

Oh boy I have ALOT hehe (thank you so much for asking :3) (and these are just my silly headcanons and it's totally find if you disagree with them <3)

Id like to hear your favourite headcanons @etherealspacejelly :3

Kirk: Hes trans and pansexual (or bi I like both), that bitch loves to vouge its his favourite dance move hehe, kept the boob window shirt from amok time and wears it just to annoy Spock, is Jewish, (this one is more for AOS kirk but whatever) He LOVES 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop such as the Beastie Boys.

Spock: Jewish on his mums side, is gay MLM or unlabelled (I like both hc), really likes ambient music and falls asleep to it and white noise.

Bones: Is bisexual (yeah no, no character in TOS is straight sorry) loveeees to sing country songs when no one is around or can hear him even while on duty (Kirk definitely caught him once singing and teased the living fuck out of him), he loves to wear low raise jeans (old man whore), he has anger problems, a chronic smoker (yes yes he's a doctor but come on...he needs to let off some steam man) loves old country music especially from 20th century Earth, a massive fan of Dolly Parton and sings her songs regularly (his singing voice isn't actually that bad either, quite soothing but slightly deep)

Chekov: bi-curious (NO SLAVIC PERSON IS TRULY STRAIGHT...coming from a slav hehe) weed smoker so he probably smells like kush 50% of the time, is eastern orthodox (religion wise) he absolutely adores late 20th century (80s-90s) Russian Post-Punk such as Кино and Nautilus Pompillus, he also listens to Bladee and the drain gang in general (idk man he just seems like the average drainer/Bladee fan) also uses She/Him pronouns...(or that's just me projecting myself onto him)

...yeah you can CLEARLY see which characters are my favorites hehe (also I didn't put on hc for sulu scotty uhura or chapel since I barely have any)

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Random citizen: So then she-

Anakin: It’s they.

Random citizen: Oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean to

Anakin, tired and used to it: It’s fine-

Ashoka, ever the supportive and protective sister: *igniting her lightsaber* NO IT’S NOT FINE WHAT THE FUCK-

[tsukikoayanosuke]

Also how do female ocs make the story feel real?? One female in an all boys school isnt a very realistic scenario tbh and just doesnt even make sense sometimes. But i guess thats the only argument these haters can come up with which is just so sad. 😔

I'm going to be speaking this as a fanfic writer and as someone who doesn't really like reverse harem, so our views can be different.

I assumed that everyone knows the prologue of Yuu/Prefect/MC arriving at Twisted-Wonderland. Now in the game, they are gender-neutral, but as a fanfic writer we can make Yuu/Prefect/MC any gender we want with any personality we want.

For me, it's not a matter of gender, but a matter of execution. What makes a story feel real? For me, it's the characters, including the MC. You can have the most basic plot, but it's the characters that make it stronger. Or you can have the most epic plot, but if your characters are insufferable, I won't read it. This goes for Twisted-Wonderland fanfiction as well. If the MC is great, then the story will be great.

However, a problem appears. I'm going to try to list them, but these two are my personal beef.

It feels like a harem Now, I already said that I don't like reverse harem, or just harem in general, and unfortunately, many Twisted-Wonderland fanfiction falls into this. For me, what breaks a TWST fanfic for me is not the original plot points, but how everyone changes to fit the MC. The boys are now fawning over the MC without any reason other than "they're beautiful". For the dorm leader, this usually happens after overblot, but sometimes it can happen before it, heck, maybe even in the first meeting. Now, nobody can get a perfect characterization as the original source except the original creator themselves, but there's a line where you can call it 'out of character'.

The 'perfect' MC Now, we all hate the term 'mary sue'. We don't even know what it is actually, so that's why I use 'perfect' instead. I guess my biggest problem is how the MC never gets hurt. If your OC is an ordinary kid with no power in a magical universe, you really think you wouldn't get hurt. Even Luke Skywalker loses his hand and Anakin Skywalker falls to the dark side. MC OCs, like TWST boys, can make mistakes. They can get hurt, and traumatized. However, I've seen this rarely happening. Even if they do get hurt, it's not because of the MC's action, but because of external forces. Another aspect is that we rarely see the MCs' flaws. Like, you have a long profile at the beginning of your story but you never show in-story the flaw or it just comes up when the narrative asks for it. How can the reader even believe that your character is flawed? To add this, even if MC has a dark backstory, it sometimes doesn't affect them in the story. Like, your MCs was bullied but you don't have a trust issue or are even scared in communication? Does the backstory even matter then? Also, here's the thing. I don't read profiles. I would usually go straight to the story because I want to experience the MCs on my own and not be spoonfed by a bio. So if you just dump all your backstory and flaws in one bio and you don't show it in story, I won't believe it.

There's a reason why in my TWST fanfic my MC loses so many times outside the overblot battle and needs to be saved, it's because he's magicless and would probably die. There are more than 10 instances where they nearly die. Some of them are because he's too protective of his friends and wants to solve the problems alone. Because of this, he challenged Leona in a one-on-one magishift duel and lost, later got hypnotized by Jamil in an attempt to change his mind and the whole Octavinelle Arc fiasco with the drowning curse.

In conclusion, what makes a story doesn't feel real is not the gender of the MC, but the weak execution of the story. And unfortunately, many TWST fanfics with Female MCs falls into this. I don't hate Female MCs, I just hate the stories.

[janewaylineage]

Kyttana DeCroix

“Call me that again you might lose a finger…or a whole hand. I’m still deciding on it.”

Full Name: Kyttana “Kytta” DeCroix

Age: 20’s?

Sexuality/Romantic Orientation: Demisexual/Demiromantic Biromantic/Bisexual

Title/Alias: (Current)Bounty hunter: Phantom (Former)Padawan Kyttana

Force Sensitivity or Not?: yes

Evil, good, neutral, or both?: neutral

Species: human

Gender: questioning. (she/shock)

Home Planet: Aris

Occupation: (Current) Bounty Hunter (Former) Padawan

Weapon(s): Primary: blasters Secondary: lightsabers

| “You think the war matters to me? Since when?”  |

Voiceclaim: n/a

Appearance: drawing in process/to be posted soon

Clothing: dip/tbps

Personality: Short tempered, quick witted, closed off, quick on her feet, usually distant yet she can be rather caring and give decent advice if you manage to break her walls and gain her trust. She’s very skeptical of people and prefers to do things on her own unless it benefits her in some way, she’s close with the person or has no other choice. Shock refrains as much as possible from making attachments so shock tries not to work with the same person more that a small handful of instances. shes the kind of person to be quiet and listen rather than start a conversation, but will interject and throw sarcastic comments if shock feels up to it.

Strengths: • close ranged/hand-to-hand combat • quick learner • Determination • Patience

Weaknesses/flaws: • short tempered • doesnt take criticism well • Distrusting • Stubborn • easily bored

Fears: • fear of creating attachments and loosing them • astrophobia - fear of lightning • haphephobia - fear of being touched • eisoptrophobia - fear of mirrors

Bio/Backstory: Kytta started out as a young padawan before the clone wars started, shock was a very curious learner though she tended to be quite the risk taker which put shock in some dangerous situations. When the clone wars had started, Kytta and shocks master Daijiro went out on a mission. The details of the mission have long since been muddied but the jist of it went that their ship got attacked, forcing them to land. A sith started a battle with an already wounded master Armada and his padawan, ending with his death. When kytta was about to be picked up and taken back home to the temple, she caught wind that she was being accused for the death of her master and fled. she lost trust in the council since then.

At some point in time Kytta had met a woman shock grew fond of, they had seemingly grown close until the woman was no longer in her life. It’s an event she prefers not to talk about, like most things in her life.

Family: (Mother/creator)- n/a (Father/creator)- n/a

Master: Daijiro Armada (oc)

Apprentice: none

Love Interest: Open ended? (At some points it was Anakin then Rex but honestly it could be anyone)

Headcanons/Extra things: • Carries an old hologram image of herself and her former master • has a soft spot for found family but is very awkward around kids. • normally calm and mellow but when shock gets genuinely angry she will be a bit unhinged.

| “Hey, I won’t kill you, as long as you tell me what I need.”  |

[lesbiradshaw]

Genuinely interested in what you think about Bucky being perceived as female-coded in some parts of the fandom. I read that thread years ago and agreed with because it sounded logical, but now I'm not so sure. Recently found out about the existence of this Tony Stark meta essay called "Tony Stark as the most female-coded superhero" and they use the same arguments: loss of agency, playing the damsel in distress role more often than their counterpart, etc. I can't take "fm-coded" seriously anymore

oh boy ...

idk how long this will end up but to preface whatever we do end up with: 1) im a nonbinary lesbian so my perception on what it means to be a woman and femininity in general is not going to be what a lot of other peoples is and 2) im a few months out from getting a degree in gender studies. take that for what you will. no i will not be arguing about this in my inbox.

to be frank, in my opinion, bucky being female coded is bullshit. not only is it bullshit, i have seen it used as a weapon by so many white women and terfs that even if it were true, i wouldnt care! whoever came up with the term “woobify” (which i have most often seen used in reference to how tony stark is treated) needs to tell bucky stans that they aren’t exempt. a lot of them see bucky being a victim as something that needs a continuation into every other part of his life, hence why he’s so often put into these weird dynamics with his ships and given traits he’s never displayed on screen.

i keep thinking of disclaimers to make in anticipation of people coming to my inbox crying so here’s another: if you are a woman or someone who feels a close connection to certain parts of womanhood, me saying bucky isnt woman coded in no way takes away from you identifying with him or parts of his story. that is personal. a woman’s personal relation to him is not reliant on “woman coding” as i’ve seen a lot of white women and terfs suggest, not does it strengthen the existence of such coding. coding is created within the original media, not within the fandom.

i also just realized ive been using the term woman coded rather than female coded, but i think subconsciously there is a reason for that that ties into one of my main points pretty well: the mcu stan’s definition of “female” coding relies on stereotypes, not about female roles, but about what it means in their opinion to be a woman. the issue with this is they take traits they think only exist in (cishet) women and use them to deem these (cishet) male characters as woman coded when in fact these traits are not exclusive to women and enforce weird standards upon people who are women that might not be cis or het or share these traits!

tony stark being short and bucky having long hair is not what would make them woman coded. bucky being rescued by a man while woozy is not what would make him woman coded. bucky being submissive to pierce when LITERALLY BEING BRAINWASHED is not what would make him woman coded. and perhaps a harsh wake up call: bucky’s story hinging around loss of agency issues and trauma in no way shape or form is what would make him woman coded. does it perhaps make him easier for many women to relate to? yes. but is this something exclusive to women? no. a vast majority of trauma victims are going to relate to him, and chalking up trauma to being something female makes me feel really funny.

i know exactly what thread youre talking about lmfao and its right up there on my shit list next to the childlike bucky post. theyre actually very similar now that i think about it ... but anyways. now that ive listed my woes about what doesnt make a character woman coded, what actually would! AND HERE IS WHERE WE GET INTO AN ACTUAL CASE OF WOMAN CODING! mr prequel series anakin skywalker aka my shakespearean downfall dilf. why is he seen as a valid example of woman coding? i will tell you.

the thing about woman coding is that its meant to subvert heteronormative tropes while remaining self aware of that to exploit and emphasize the change. DO YOU HEAR ME? SELF AWARE! anakin is given many of these stupid stereotypical traits i mentioned before, but they arent reliant on physical appearance at all. they are reliant on roles. padme is the levelheaded senate leader, the one with power and stability, while anakin is hotheaded and frankly a bit whimsical while he struggles for his own type of power and control. another classic example of woman coding (which i actually wrote a paper on last semester in my men and masculinities class) is heathcliff from wuthering heights, whose counterpart to his coding is cathy. both men have that whimsicality in common that contrasts heavily with how we would expect them to act. bucky does not act like them at all.

the reason that this is different from bucky and steve’s ‘damsel in distress’ argument is the self awareness i mentioned before. not to mention the weird heteronormative standards being applied as requirements for their gay relationship to be seen as valid because it “fits the narrative” but .. anyways.

anakin and heathcliff both have their subverted traits played up in a way that shows off how ridiculous the women usually written in their roles are forced to act. its tongue in cheek, because woman coding is not only about individual traits, but about how the character interacts with the story because of this as a whole. bucky is often seen as woman coded because he is put into these situations where he is “rescued” by someone that half his stans see as his love interest (steve my baby im sorry) when hes really only rescued maybe twice? at azzano and from the water when the helicopter crashed. only one of those is a real damsel in distress situation. all of the others are cases where hes fighting his own way out ????? bucky doesnt just sit around waiting for a “real man” to get off his ass as that post suggested but i digress.

anyways. mcu stans lack any self awareness that would be required even if bucky and tony were woman coded. calling them woman coded does not count as self awareness! the real self awareness comes with recognizing that woman coding doesnt actually make these characters women and it doesnt mean they forever belong in these “female” roles. mcu stans take the stereotypes they pick out at face value and use them to say “look! bucky is a bottom!” or to continue taking away his agency by ignoring all of his other actions and traits that dont fit in to this mold theyve made around the idea that he needs a man to save him or boss him around. his story as a whole is the only thing that would make him woman coded and seeing as there is no self awareness of this shown, no attempts to subvert, he displays little to no traditionally feminine traits, and loss of agency on its own is not something that only applies to women ...

in short: in my opinion, bucky is not woman coded. mcu stans just like rolling with stereotypes that rely around cis bodies and straight relationships. the end.

[walkintravesty]

—– emmy rossum . star wars . cisfemale . she/her .  ⟳  →  RETRIEVING INFORMATION FOR     ╱     LEIA ORGANA . the TWENTY NINE year old has been making a name for themselves out in arcadia , specifically in ZONE 2 . upon investigation , the government has witnessed the following individual act KIND + OPTIMIST , although they have the intelligence to know it’s a facade to hide their BOSSY + FIERCE side . the WORKS AS THE LAWYER OF THE DAY IN CITY HALL individual reminds the officials of someone that SOCCER MOM , ALWAYS HAVING A COMEBACK , WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THE PEOPLE SHE LOVES .

                                             tw : car accidents  ,  death mention

𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂 !

general  information  ;

full name ; leia amidala organa.

alias ; na.

age ; twenty nine.

date of birth ;  april 7th.

place of birth ; polis massa.

zodiac ; aries.

gender ; cisfemale.

nationality ; alderaanian.

religion ; na.

orientation ; heterosexual.

relationship status ; complicated.

physical  attributes  ;

face claim ; emmy rossum.

height ; 5 ft.

weight ; 170 lbs.

hair color ; black.

eye color ; brown.

tattoos ; na.

distinguishing marks ; na.

outfit/clothing style ; modern.

background  information  ;

hometown ; alderaan.

current residence ; arcadia.

spoken languages ; english.

financial status ;  middle class

education level ; passed her bar exams

occupation ;  works as the legal aid  /  lawyer of the day for the court house.

familial  information  ;

mother ; biological mother :  padme amidala  ,  adoptive mother :  breha organa

father ;  biological father :  anakin skywalker  ,  adoptive father  :  bail organa

siblings ;  luke skywalker  (  twin brother  )

children  :  ben solo  (  oldest son  )  ,  jacen & jaina solo  (  twins : middle children  )  ,  anakin solo  (  youngest son  )

personality  ;

positive traits ;  kind  ,  optimistic  ,  smart  ,  headstrong

negative traits ;  bossy  ,  fierce  ,  stubborn  ,  impatient

likes ;  early morning coffee  ,  watching the sun come up  ,  being with her children

dislikes ; dealing with assholes  ,  not being able to be there for her loved ones  ,  spiders

moral alignment ; chaotic good

mbti ; estj : extroverted  ,  observant  ,  thinking  &  judging

enneagram ; 1w2  ;  the activist

𝙻𝙴𝙸𝙰'𝚂  𝙵𝙰𝙺𝙴  𝙻𝙸𝙵𝙴   ?

leia is the biological daughter to padme amidala & anakin skywalker as well as the biological twin sister.  shortly after padme had the twins they were put up for adoption  ,  where  breha & bail organa adopted her and treated them as their own.

breha and bail never hid the fact that she was adopted  ,  instead they showed her love was what made a family. bail himself taught her the values and work ethic she still holds so dear.

growing up she watched bail and breha be pillars of the community and was always helping those who needed it. it only made sense that bail ended up being elected mayor for most of her childhood and well into her teenage years as well.

in leias freshman year of high school , she ended up getting together with han solo who at the time was a senior. but it never bothered her too much  ,  the two continued their relationship after he graduated.

in leia’s senior year of high school  ,  leia found out she was pregnant with her and hans first child  ,  ben. but she was still able to finish school and graduate with the help of her parents and han.

but about a month or two before leia actually had ben  ,  bail had a heart attack driving himself and breha back from an event.  this caused him to crash the car and killed both of her parents from the impact.

it was all very hard for leia  ,  but she knew that her son needed her so she put all her focus into him and tried to push her own grief to the side. after ben was born it didnt take long for leia to get pregnant again but this time she got pregnant with twins.

leia was a little surprised to find out she was having twins  ,  since she knew she was adopted but she didnt know she had a twin of her own. by the time leia had the twins she was a sophmore year in college working her way to law school.

leia struggled a lot of the time trying to balance three young children and keep up with her school work.

but she managed to do it with the help of han. even with them being careful leia ended up pregnant for the last time at the end of her junior year of getting her bachelors.

after the birth of their last child han and leia  split for a little bit  ,  but he still helped with the children so she could finish her schooling.  even after being seprated  ,  leia was in love with han still so she hasnt dated or anything.

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃  𝙳𝙾  𝚈𝙾𝚄  𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳  𝚃𝙾  𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆  ?

leia has a pug named cheddar that she adopted from someone when he was a puppy

even though she has four children she considers her dog her fifth kid  ,  trust me she will show you pictures

even though she doesnt have access to the force she still gets strange pulls and dreams she cant totally explain

[necropsittacus]

tagged by @wanderersintheshadowedland to fill this out and tag 9 mutuals you want to get to know better

relationship status: single and dead inside most of my emotions are directed towards star wars right now anyway favorite color: black bc I’m ALSO an emo fuck lipstick or chapstick?: definitely lipstick but also i don’t wear it in public much anymore for gender reasons.i don’t like chapstick it feels weird and doesnt come in purple last song I listened to: uh I think fodder for the elder gods by creature feature last movie seen: im honestly not sure? top three fictional characters: túrin turambar, anakin skywalker, uhhh normally for this kinda thing I’d do one per major fandom bc i have way too many feelings about everything and I can’t pick three faves but i can’t think of anyone else so savage opress top three ships: oh dear uh this is.maybe just gonna be three random ships bc I’m not good at ranking them and once again I Have TOO MANY but turin/beleg, stormpilot, merribela

?tagging @borderlineanders @vaityadil @seafucker @paraspeura @curufinsdaddyissues @leftsharksuit I honestly can’t think of anyone else right now so uh if you want to do this say I tagged you im so fucking out of it

[toomanyskeletons]

So, who are your OCs?

BOY that is a silly/weird/strange question to ask because i have SO FUCKIN MANYThe ones i tend to focus on are:Category One - Super Dead Brother Games OCs (from my novel-ish thing of the same title)Probably my newest OCs which are developed but not much. There are 12, kind of, and about 7 which are more important.Here goes:

Sad and Dead: basically a parody of Sam and Dean from Supernatural. They die every chapter, and are probably the laziest characters becauss i had to do JACK SHIT to make them vaguely real people. All I had to do was Sam and Dean and then exaggerate them slightly. I think. Every character in the SDBG is ‘exaggerated’ anyway, meaning that so far they have pretty strange reactions to things, which may be written out, or it may not.

Linda: started off as the 'I’m a vegan’ stereotype. I got kinda attatched to her though. Likes cooking. Soccer-mom type person without having any children. Sucks at cooking.

Lily: A chilled out kinda person. I realise here that actually i dont know much about my characters but hey that’s why im asking you all for questions. Wants to be a pro skateboarder. Victim to a heterosexual love triangle in chapter 3.

Ashlee: Foodie. Vaguely stereotypical white girl. Possibly autistic? I realised that she could be, and then tried to write her as so. Not entirely sure if it worked. Considered 'annoying’ by most of the other characters to be 'annoying’ because of her habits and her voice, which is often loud and screechy.

Marilyn: was originally a cotton ball with some wool and some eyes glued on, and before you look into that for meaning, i mean it literally. I made her in science class, starting as marilyn monroe, then a parody of marilyn monroe, then could be rose lalonde, then her own character ish. Can talk to eldritch abominations, which come up frequently in the story. Her best friend was an eldritch abomination named N'gwit, and during the story she befriends another one.

Clyde: an eighty seven year old man (though i may have changed that, i dont remember) with some form of memory problem. Believes he is multiple fictional characters throughout the story, including anakin skywalker, nemo’s dad and katniss everdeen. Befriends Dominus Apis (next on the list) under the belief he is Luke Skywalker.

Dominus Apis: google translated his name from english to latin to sound cooler, 'Bee Lord’. Super ripped, i think i described him as being built like dwayne the rock johnson sometime in the story. Can control bees with his mind, but is severely allergic to them.

Jeremy: he. I dont know much about jeremy. Mostly, he’s an asshole who doesnt like dogs or shakespeare, and he is willing to die for a girl he has only known for three days.(spoiler alert here, if you want to read the story i wouldnt recommend reading it)Or. Isn’t willing. Either way, he does. Dont misunderstand, its not for her protection. He tries to win her love and instead jumps head first into a pool of very sharp and non melty ice.(spoiler alert over)

John McJohn: also an asshole. Dies about 500 words into the first chapter so you cant blame me for not knowing about him.

Anon: based off the 4//chan// anon, is also a kind of asshole. Wears a hood over their head the whole time. Likes My Little Pony. Does not interact with other characters much. Mostly just exists to die. Their gender is never revealed.

Spencer: he likes weed. Thats basically his whole character. He’s a clone of another guy, though that never comes up in the story. Spends basically the entire story stoned.

So that’s the first batch of characters, i think there’s 12 there but knowing me i’m forgetting someone. Anyway.

WAIT, FUCK, I FORGOT TWO.

The Dungeon Master: started as a temporary name, then grew on me. Kind of like the game makers of the Hunger Games, except one person. They rush into decisions VERY quickly, as you will hopefully discover if you read the story. Never meets face to face with the first twelve.

George: the DM’s assistant. Spends most of the time being bossed around by them, and gets sick of that. Not much i can say here without spoiling an entire chapter lmao. He doesnt come up much anyway.

On to part two, the ocs of a universe which is called the Spectraverse currently, but has gone through many names.

I have so many characters in this universe, including eight gods, their children the eight archangels, THEIR children the Third Generation, and the god’s parent/s named Gaia and Xavier which merge into one being called Spectra.

The important characters are, mainly from the first book because i really think i will bore you if i keep going on like this. If you want to talk abou t spectraverse with me, do it in a specific ask. Otherwise i will talk f o r e v e r.

Taylor: Third Generation angel, if you want me to explain all the mechanics behind that just ask. He’s basically my first OC, if you dont count Marina, who he blended in from. Okay its a long story but basically, it was Marina, then Taylor for about 10 years but as a girl, then i discovered i was trans and decided that My Somewhat Self Insert should reflect me in that way, so he is now Taylor, a transgender guy whose dead name is Marina. Has been training in magic from the age of four, isnt good at much else. Has a large collection of vinyls. He currently has the abilities of fire manipulation and shadow manipulation, and he’s an illusionist as well. Was the strongest person in his country, where magic is basically a sport, but faked his death and didnt go back. Yes he is ENTIRELY one of the most overpowered characters but then again most of them are also ridiculously overpowered, so whatever.

Mystic: a third generation nephilim, which means his dad was an archangel and his mother was human. Taylor’s boyfriend. Has good control of his emotions, typically, which means he can reliably learn the magic of temperature manipulation, which is a sort of secondary magic to water manipulation. Stays on the sidelines and doesnt do much for the first book, which i am kinda angry about, but you get to hear his backstory in the second book, as well as a plot based on him.

Amelia: third generation half angel half demon. In the process of changing from one universe to another, her relation to the MC’s drastically changed which means that yeah i also basically dont know shit about her, either. currently the strongest mage in the country, which was basically the entire plot of the first book.

Gabriel: archangel, also known as the second generation. Bisexual. Autistic. Is proud of both of those things. Manages to convince the main character to do some things in the first book. He was supposed to have a plot line ans then i completely fucking forgot to write the subplot, so. Fucks off to god knows where in the second book, and returns in the yet to be written third book as a father figure to an orphaned child. Is the archangel/guardian of lightning, which is one of eight elements. I’m not going to go into that either.

Nathaniel: Taylor’s dad, also an archangel. is dating Gabriel. Known for his tendency to fuck off and disappear for decades at a time. Most of the other archangels hate him. Was an important figure in Taylor’s life, as the only family member who accepted him as transgender.

So. That was long. Im sorry i really enjoy talking about my OCs lmao, even if that isnt all of them. I have so many and yeah there ar e so many things i did not explain here for the sake of saving time on mine and your part. Did that make sense?Anyway. If you want to ask more about my oc’s, go ahead. Most questions, if as vague as this, will end in an answer like this.

lmao thanks for sending an ask i love you for it, feel free to send another bu t i wont answer it because i just spent like 1.5 hours typing this and i gotta be up relatively early tomorrow so i’d better go to bed.

Thanks tho

[theworthofhollin]

SHITTY MOVIE REC OF THE WEEK: 

Nick Powell's OUTCAST (2014) starring Hayden Christensen, Yifei Liu, and Nicholas Cage. 

(i know. i know. bear with me here.)

Dudes. First things first: this is Hayden Christensen's perfect come-back film. like sure this is not a Great Film but I honestly forgot how good Christensen was as a physical actor??? and DAMN. with the physicality of this role...he is so good. (and what’s so great about this is watching it immediately following the clone wars tv show is PERFECT because its the same form of Anakin we see there: a killer, but war-torn, hungry, dynamic.) 

No, really. This is, I shit you not, the ultimate Anakin Skywalker AU Redemption Arc. But with more mohawks and stunning fight choreography and crazy good scenery and also did i mention mohawks. hayden christensen has a mohawk. anyways. if that alone doesnt make any sw fan want to watch this movie [on US Netflix too!!!] then 1. have fun living ur boring ass life??? 2. look at this photo, is that not rots skywalker to a t and 3. keep reading.

SO. Set in what we can assume is the late 1200s, early 1300s?? Hayden Christensen plays a Jedi Knight, sorry, TEMPLAR KNIGHT, named Anakin-- I MEAN JAKOB, who is fighting alongside his Master, Obi Wan Kenobi-- no, sorry, his MENTOR, NIC CAGE, in the Clone Wars, sorry, i mean THE CRUSADES. classic mix up.

SIDENOTE: If the guy who wrote this movie doesnt also have a secret ao3 account dedicated to his star wars prequel au fanfic collection that he’s been cultivating since high school then ill eat my fucking shoe. 

(also idk what Cage’s character’s actual name is considering I, like everyone else in the world, can only refer to him as Nic Cage in any role ever. But back to the point.) 

[spoilers ahead]

Alright. so. 

Somewhere In The Middle East, Nic-Wan Kenobi witnesses his protégé's bloodlust in a battle that results in the deaths of a temple full of innocent women and children, (THE YOUNGLINGS... ANAKIN....) and naturally he goes awol, while Jakob/Anakin spirals down a guilt-driven descent into opium, believing himself to be Damned, Capital D, for his actions. 

SIDE NOTE: Hayden looks especially good in this movie, but particularly when he’s PISSED OFF and EXTRA SAD. i dont want to use to the term smad but damn. smad is...a good look here. 

i digress. 

(serious spoilers below:)

Here's where we enter fix-it fic mode: 3 years after the Crusades have ended, (and in true Kenobi style, Nic Cage has disappeared into the vast eastern wilderness with only his patchy grief-beard and an extra robe he’ll probably lose) a Chinese King is dying, and wishes to make his heir his gentle-hearted 13-year-old son. His elder son, a brutal war-monger, says FUCK U DAD, kills him and takes the throne, but not before their sister LIAN, played by the lovely YIFEI LIU, escapes with both her younger brother and the seal to the kingdom under the cover of night.

(this is basically TPM with shittier gender roles, but otherwise a pretty obvious parallel to the sw Naboo Invasion) And its EXTRA interesting to me because in the sw universe, Naboo court regalia is canonically based off of ancient chinese imperial robes, with aspects of certain japanese and mongolian formalwear as well. AND most of the jedi philosophies are bastardized variations of asian iconography and medieval knights errant, so its fun to see that played out on screen and it lets me draw parallels wherever i want which is always a major plus.

(SIDENOTE: during the escape, her little bro is all decked out in black clothes with dark accersories for night camouflage etc etc while Lian shows up looking hella fine in hand embroidered white silk like. bitch??? u thought i’d downplay my aesthetic for my own HEALTH and SAFETY?anyways what a gift and if im being honest that moment alone made me go, shit, fuck, padme. love of my life.)

(she’s been running hard road for 2 days and just LOOK at her, jesus.) 

but back to the plot. 

While on the run from the SITH, I mean, the evil brother’s Black Guard, they happen to stumble into a cantina in the lower mountains, where they meet a drugged up, super smad Jakob pulling an Solo in the back of the bar. 

( HELP ME... JAKOB.... WHOEVER THE FUCK U ARE--)

The Black Guard then tries to take his LIGHTSABER, I mean, his special, holy, papal blessed broadsword, which ends up being a really bad move. (It's interesting how they play the scene as well: from under the brim of his hat, they make sure his eyes glow bright angry yellow in the reflection of the candles around the table. like. they switch angles and everything just so you’ll notice. It's all very Vader-esque. 

[MUFFLED ‘VADER’S THEME’ PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

Also immediately after this he pulls a Complete Anakin and flips a fucking table so people will pay attention to him, i love this boy, oh my god, he then proceeds to murder everybody in the bar, which is just. wildly satisfying.)

SIDENOTE: its important to acknowledge the fact that first time director Nick Powell is also a well known fight choreographer and has been a hardcore stuntman for most of his career, so the real highlights in this movie are the GLORIOUS action scenes. Honestly, the sword fights in this movie are some of the best ive ever seen onscreen. and Hayden is absolutely magnetic. 10/10 would recommend just for that alone.

ANOTHER SIDENOTE: Lian also knifes a dude in the neck here w/ her jeweled hairpin. So thats #neat

coincidentally, this also happens to be the moment where both Jakob and I fell in love. also #neat

(AND. this star wars concept art from ROTS and these shots of lian and jakob. discuss:)

(im the guy silently sweating in the back)

ANYWAY.

After witnessing Vader, I mean, Jakob, utterly destroy a full contingent of bad guys, Padme, I mean, LIAN, asks him to help get them to Xing Yuan, a city several days ride away that holds their father's army generals, who will support them and help them take back the throne. Jakob agrees, and then there's lots of exciting action sequences and Anakin and Padme falling in love (SIDENOTE: TRUE TO FORM, ANAKIN IS TERRIBLE @ FLIRTING IN LITERALLY ANY UNIVERSE. GOD BLESS.) 

BUT beyond that human disaster, this movie is so underrated. paralleling the sw plotline, the boy king gets his own little padawan training lessons, we get some crazy acrobatic swordfights here and there, they run into obi wan where he’s been hiding in the woods for a decade (#consistency) and its all very dramatic and on ridiculously shaky historical ground but who cares guys thats not why ur watching it in the first place. 

We all know why ur watching it in the first place.

the plot. you’re watching it for the plot. 

[aggressivelydoesnothing]

Rules: you have to tag followers you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @t4rd15-th31f

Gender: woman I guess

Star Sign: Aquarius 

Height: 5′3″ according to the doctors

Sexual Orientation: Girls.....and guys maybe idk it doesnt matter tbh

Hogwarts House: Slytherin :)

Favorite Color: Royal/sapphire blue

Favorite Animal: wolves idk how stereotypical it is

Average hours of sleep: anywhere from 4 to 15 lol

Cat or dog person: I like both but I like dogs better

Favorite Fictional Characters: Mulder and Scully, Clarke and Lexa, Zuko, Mr. Darcy, Anakin Skywalker, Raven (Teen Titans), Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, and many Im forgetting Im sure....

Number of blankets I sleep with: 3 at least 2 fuzzy

Favorite singer/band: FoB, P!atD, MCR, the Killers, Halsey, Hayley Kyioko, Sia, Saint Motel

Dream Trip: Ireland (and DisneyWorld)

Dream Job: I do nothing and get paid, I sleep all day and eat ice cream at night

Number of Followers: 686

I tag: @mightyxray @empathyandreferences @bewitchinglesbian @springbreak2005 @theduchessunseen @that-sassy-sloth

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

How Star Wars Characters (who I hc as being trans) would reply to people asking how they got their T surgery scars:🏳️‍⚧️

Luke (FtM): I fought a krayt dragon and WON.

Anakin (FtNB): I had ribs removed so I could suck my own dick.

Anakin (alternative answer after RoTS): Obi Wan.

Din (FtM): That isn’t your business.

Padme (MtF): … when did you see-

Cal (FtNB): Order 66.

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Anakin: Most laws refer to a ‘he’ or a ‘she’ so since I am a they the law doesn’t apply to me.

Ahsoka: I don’t think thats how-

Anakin: I am a b o v e the law

Obi Wan: YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT-

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Everyone in Star Wars is a member of the LGBTQ+ community

A small sample of my LGBTQ+ headcanons for Star Wars characters

(If you disagree thats cool just don’t be a dick about it)

(yes I support neos stfu)

Luke Skywalker: Gay, Polyamorous FtM he/him

Leia Organa: Biromantic Demisexual, Genderdoe she/they/star

Han Solo: Pansexual, Gender fluid any and all pronouns 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Bi aroace he/him

Anakin Skywalker: Bisexual, Non Binary masc presenting he/they/it FtNB T4T

Padme Amidala: Biromantic Demisexual Polyamorous she/her MtF (it’s Star Wars trans women can give birth here) T4T

Ashoka Tano: Asexual, queer demi girl she/they

Din Djarin: gay FtM he/they T4T

Boba Fett: Bisexual Polyamorous it/its

Asajj Ventress: Lesbian she/her

Dukoo: Gay he/him

Maul: Aro ace they/them

Satine: Ambrosexual she/they

Jyn Erso: panromatic greysexual nonbinary they/them

Cassian Andor: bisexual transmasc gendervoid he/they

Rex: Gay he/him

Palpatine: Homophobic nor/mal  :)

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Anakin, first meeting Ashoka:*poking Ashoka with a stick* Ugh I don't want a padawan! They'd only slow me down. I don't care she isn't my responsibility

Anakin, not even a week later:*holding his new little sister close* Don't make unnecessary journeys! Don't take risks on treacherous roads! And don't swim in the sea-

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Anakin: People always ask me 'Anakin, are you a girl or a boy?'

Anakin: I identify as a

T H R E A T.

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

Y’know what?

*transes Anakin’s gender*

Also Anakin’s sith eyes🥵