#an exception

[mushed-kid]

i wish they let keith go without his jacket more i love him in his t-shirt hes such a slut i need him

[hattiestgal]

hmmm tell me more about Kiera maybe? like how'd she get into the relic dealing business?

Y'know, Kiera wasn't always a "lowercase g god" She was mortal, a master thief in fact.

She got one taste of power, and along with some pushes forward by curses of greed along the way, sought more and more. After a while, most of her endeavors weren't even worth it anymore, being a wanted criminal in so many places and plagued with so many curses she was practically isolated. Deep in the pits of depression with nowhere else to run, she turned to the gods.

Eventually the freedom she had been looking for finally came to her in the form of a bargain. She was to serve as a sort of eternal charity, and in a way a deliverer of justice. To give back to those she had taken from, to realize peoples dreams. Kiera adopted that name and a new form as a sort of reminder of what she embodied.

She sells at premium prices, but that money somehow always finds its way back to those she sells to. And as for the money she takes from those who abuse their power through money? Well, they certainly have their dreams realized, if in a twisted way.

She tries to act as if she doesn't miss the feeling of being around others, but she also keeps a hoard of kobolds around sooo

[shutterandpencil]

“Tombae Lovely, After Hours”

I tend to take “after hours” pics for someone special (who I won’t name, of course 🤭) but very rarely do I post them, however, I was quite fond of this one, so this is one of those exceptions, just don’t get used to it. 

[undercovercannibal]

It's going to be Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller against Kieran Culkin as Roman Roy at the next Emmys and I am struggling

[literarycatchall]

“There, I am someone who wishes to be

An exception”

— “Poem,” Sandra Lim

[flor-de-un-salon-viejo]

THE MISSING KITTEN

don't ask me why but for a long time I wanted to make a comic where garfield and hello kitty appeared and now that I have time and that I found a small sketch of garfiel that reminded me of the story I decided to give it a try XD SUMMARY OF THE STORY Garfiel, who was adopted by Jhon when he was little, is now a detective and was working on a case with an unknown cult. After an incident, his boss Thomas (Tom from Tom and Jerry) decides that it is best to take him out for a while and let him work in something quieter. a case of a teenager who smuggled into the country, to him surprise the case would be more complicated and now he must take care of the teenager in order to protect her from the kidnappers who separated her from her twin sister there are no longer quiet days for this old detective and definitely not lasagna for lunch every day

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[fairycosmos]

[runawaymarbles]

the "is it ok to have sex when your kids are in the house" thing is so funny to me because like. if you have lived with both of your parents at the same time there's a 99.5% chance they have had sex while you were in the house. if you co-slept then your parents probably had sex while you were in the same bed. this is the gender neutral bathroom debate all over again.

[peachebo]

just me yapping about my au you seemed to like

continuation of this post

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃