#an artisonal way of thinking

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Just listened to the first two episodes of welcome to nightvale, I gotta say that I'm loving gay Cecil is rn.

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It appears to me that you are looking for an archnemesis >:] I am here to tell you that cherry mountain dew is the best beverage of them all!

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The List

This is part 1

A/N This is my first time doing one of these, so feedback is appreciated. I’m also a young writer who is still in school so part 2 might take some time to get posted. I’ll post it as soon as it’s done. You can also get this on Wattpad (I’m planning on releasing a new story soon on there) I always post first on Wattpad.

SUMMARY: Jeremey moves to a new town for his junior year of high school. He thinks he is moving because of his moms hub, but that is far from the truth. On his first day he meets a girl, Smithy, who everybody is scared of. Walking home with her he finds out a huge secret. Will he side with the town, or Smithy?

Junior year was just supposed to be normal. This was my third time moving to a new school because of mom's job, so I had gotten used to it. The looks you got when first walking in, identifying the social hierarchy, how to blend into the crowd. Each group is easy to identify, the popular boys and girls are the easiest, the girls are in their skin-tight cropped clothing and many in letterman jackets belong to their boyfriends, the boys in their sports jerseys. The nerds in nicer clothing, or shirts with messages and jokes on them, goths in eye makeup and band t-shirts. Then there was one girl who didn't seem to fit into any group, at first I thought she was the laughing stock of the school, the sad one who gets bullied, but she seemed happy and people stayed away from her. The bell rang and I went to my first class, calculus, I sat down next to a dark-skinned boy with short hair. "Hey, I'm Winston" he introduced himself leaning over to me.

    "Hi, I'm Jeremy," I replied hesitating a bit before continuing "whos that girl over there"? I gestured towards the girl that I saw in the hallway before, she was wearing black ankle boots, high waisted dark jeans with a gray shirt tucked in and over the top of it all a gray cardigan with the tip a slight red color with black wavy hair a few inches past her shoulders. She was pushing a sharp pencil into the pad of her thumb.

    "That's Smithy, she scares everyone, she's not quite right up here". Winston said tapping his temple. "I recommend you stay away from her. I heard she killed a guy. I mean after her parents died her cousin came to take care of her, and he kind of forced her to do you know what with him, she changed after that".

    "Oh..."

I went through my next few classes thinking about Smithy. I mean who could even do that to someone. I thought I had a troubled past, you know, losing my dad at seven, but this was a whole new level of intense.

At lunch, I was looking for a seat. I spotted Winson but all seats at his table were taken, so my only two options were one alone at an empty table or one across from Smithy. I walked over to Smithy, and I'm not going to lie, I was a bit scared after what Winston told me. When I put my tray down across from her she looked up at from moving her food around hers. At first, she looked confused then gave me an unsettling grin "You're not scared of me, I assume someone would have told you about me by now".

"I mean I am a little bit scared," I confessed, rubbing the back of my neck "what's that on your cardigan, is it, blood"?

"No"? She responded

"That isn't the sort of question you should be answering with another question".

"I don't have the time to keep track of the types of bodily fluids that are released onto my clothing, it just happens naturally."

" What sort of activities cause strange bodily fluids to be released unknowingly onto your clothing"?

"I can't tell you that". This was the first time that I actually got a good look at her face, she was paler than most and had a few freckles scattered across her cheekbones. Her voice had a very slight English accent, the type that most wouldn't notice if they weren't paying attention, and spoke in an eerily soothing, smooth, and slowed down tone. "Any way you probably already know this, but I'm Smithy."

"Jeremy Artison" I reached my hand out to shake hers. Her interest peaked when I said my last name. When she reached her hand out for mine I noticed the pads off all her fingers and gauze was wrapped around her palm. "I don't understand why people are so scared of you, you seem nice"?

She laughed and simply said, "Give it a few days and you'll be just like the rest of them, hiding and running for your life."

My next few classes were simple. In English a woman came into the classroom and left with Smithy, she didn't come back for the rest of the class.

The day was over and I needed to walk home. I heard my phone buzz and I went into my backpack to get it out. A text from Mom. 'I will be working late tonight, get yourself some food and to bed, love you'. It seemed funny that they were keeping her late during her first few weeks on the job, the hospital must be busy.

I looked around at the other kids leaving the school for a few seconds before heading the direction my new home was. I saw a familiar girl walking in the same direction, Smithy. I ran ahead to meet up with her, "You heading home"?

"In a way," she replied looking up from the ground "I don't really like going home, so I kind of," she paused and stopped for a moment "Do my own thing, then sneak through the window into my room later".

I nodded before an idea sprung into my head, "Hey, my Mom won't be home until later, the hospital's busy, maybe we could do something together"?

"I would like to change, and shower". She said shyly.

"Hm"?

"I don't feel safe changing and all that with my cousin around, I usually only get to do that once a week or so when he goes out". She looked back at the ground.

"Oh, you can shower and change at my house, as much as you need my mom won't mind". She nodded. We walked the rest of the way only saying a few words here and there.

When we walked into our neighborhood, she pointed at a blue house a few down from mine, "That's mine there, take this I'll be right back". She tossed me her backpack and walked towards her house. She started scaling the side of her house. She pushed open one of the windows on the deck floor.

While she was in the house I couldn't help but notice a peice of paper sticking out of her backpack. I picked up the piece of paper, unfolded it, and read it. It was a list of names, about 20. The first 9 were crossed off, I didn't recognize them. As the list went on I vaguely recognized many of them, but the last name was very familiar to me. Meagan Artison, my mom. A panic flooded over me as I realized what it was. A hit list.

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This is a quote from a story I was writing. A universe made entirely of stolen characters and drabbles. The story started off as a CSI AU that spiraled entirely out of control. This was a quote from the main character, Jenna Curtis, sister to Sofia Curtis (who was actually on the show). It was about the fire she set as a child that ended up killing her parents (although, I don’t think that was her intention, but I could never be sure of that). Tremp Artison, also mentioned in the quote, was her stalker/boyfriend that was entirely a product of me watching WAY too much crime shows. It was not a healthy dynamic at all. 

Probably not the kind of thing my parents wanted to see scribbled on their teenage daughter’s sheets, but whatever. 

Probably dates to 8th or 9th grade. More likely 8th, I think. 

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Ok, is it just me or has all of the past 2-3 years just been a fever dream?

Like it's just beyond my mortal knowledge as to how time has passed by so fast! Seriously does anyone remember how old those animation vs minecraft videos are?! Especially season 3 cause that one was like a year ago!

And also, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WHATEVER DEITY DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THIS STUPID EXESTENTIAL CRISIS AT 9:30PM!!!!!! >:[]

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I would like to point out that Luffy has them on the wrong feet, and the thought of it is dealing physical damage to my brain

Luffy gets some new kicks

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bee supremacy

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Ok, so I've been listening to "Dear Arkansas Daughter" by Lady Lamb, and I don't know why, but EVERY TIME I see the word Arkansas it pronounces it ar-kansas and not ar-kan-saw

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I really, truly, hope that someone is looking for a silly archnemesis. And if you are call me ;]

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I love ya'll to. Except for ikea. I know that sounds weird but I've never been inside one so, as far as I know it's just a drug front. :/

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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Is it world building time? I think it's world building time!

Okay, so basically this au takes place about 400 years after season 1 of the dsmp and its more modern. Everything that had happened in season is considered as just legends, folk tales and stories passed on through generations.

The first part of the story follows this girl with short pink hair named Vae (not sure if she is gonna be related to techno or not). She is a 21 year old world renowned singer. She recently spiraled into a state of depression and has been taking a break from performing because she has recently broken up with her first girlfriend ever. This drives her to isolate her self in her apartment.

About 2-3 months into her her isolation this new girl named Ell (short for Eleanor) moves in next door. Ell is 20, has long black hair, and moved into the city from a farm. Her family moved into the country because they were known for being born with plant based powers. They needed space in order to master these powers or else they would likely end up harming others. Usually they weren't aloud to leave the house till they were 25 but Ell was deemed as a prodigy.

Ell decided that she wanted to meet her new neighbor. Since she heard from the apartment manager that she was normaly out going and energetic she thought that it wouldn't be too hard to make friends with her. But of course she was wrong. It took her several weeks just to get her to step outside of her apartment! (I'll tell you guys about her strat if you ask) (Ok so now we're shifting perspectives)

So Vae's ex-girlfriend Jess (short for Jessica also she has long gingerhair with bangs and is turning 22 soon) took the break up horribly and her sadness soon turned into hate and resentment towards Vae. Keep in mind that she used to be a scientist and her job had to do with experimenting medicine that gave people super powers on children(one the reasons Vae broke up with her). Cause that comes into play after part 1 of the story.

After Jess pulls herself together she decides to go to a party that she was invited to even tho she didn't really want to. When she gets their this girl with short blue hair with bangs won't stop bothering her but, after a while of this girl bugging her they start to get along.

After about an hour of talking Jess learns that her name is Vex, she is about to turn 22 and, that she has an extensive knowledge of bomb making.

Alright so I know that this doesn't seem like a dsmp au rn because it doesn't have any dsmp characters in it rn but I promise you it will soon. Also I'm going to call it the multiversal au because it will have mutiversal travel and will be pulling ideas from the hermitcraft and marvel universe. And PLEASE ask questions because I am FULL of answers!

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Just watched Puss in Boots The Last Wish and ngl I cried like 3 times

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I think my cat wants my cheese burger and, I don't know why.

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I learned recently that Albert Einstein was Jewish.

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Bob Ross is a certified bad ass.

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Shout out to @cheesbot-blog for being my first follower. You da homie.