#amphibianflight

[wavygrayvy]

What’s your queer headcanon for the muppets?

Hi, first of all, thank you for asking :))

Second of all, I’m gonna bullet point this bad boy because I have lots of thoughts

Bert and Ernie- 100% gay. They’re cis but very supportive of all gender identities

Kermit- definitely ace, maybe biromantic? I get ace vibes from him because of the way he shuts down Piggy’s advances in the muppet show (1977) and also this one moment from the muppets (2015) where his other pig girlfriend Denise makes a comment that’s very much so an innuendo along the lines of “tell me what you want me to do to you” and he says he wants a chocolate sundae, which honestly is very iconic of him. I get possibly some he/they vibes from Kermit? Idk I’ve mostly been building my asexual headcanon today

Miss Piggy- I don’t have a lot of thoughts about her but I saw a tiktok the other day that she’s trans and I like that hc. I guess it also kinda makes a lot of sense because her character has only ever been played by men

Scooter- gay, possibly bi? But definitely not straight. Already got vibes from him but then I recently found out his original muppeteer Richard Hunt was gay so I’ve now decided it’s homophobic to perceive Scooter as cishet /j I’m also going to go ahead and say he’s nonbinary because I’m nonbinary and I like Scooter so we’re gonna project

Gonzo- nonbinary and bi/pan. Definitely don’t want to get into discourse but listing both labels bc i feel like gonzo’s self-labeling could go either way. If polyamory counts I’m also gonna throw that in here because my guy Gonzo and some points has multiple chicken girlfriends?? Idk he’s kinda bird-like so I just roll with it and refuse to unpack

Bunsen and Beaker: honestly don’t think about them enough to have solid takes on their labels but I definitely think they’re together so on this list they go

The entirety of the electric mayhem- zero cishets here. Animal makes it very clear he likes women but you just know his relationship with gender is nonexistent. Janice is trans and I’d like to think she’s a lesbian but drawing from various pieces of media she’s been in relationships with floyd, dr. teeth, AND zoot so she’s pan. Going back to those three, they’re all pan and Zoot’s nonbinary if only because that is such a nonbinary name like for real

Statler and Waldorf- they’re both gay but not together. They’re just friends who like to bully fozzie together. Although I saw a hc somewhere that they’re exes which has interesting storytelling potential

Fozzie- Bi, no further thoughts

Russo and Pepe- they’re both bi and they’re together (sorry yolanda) also one time Pepe made a joke about gender being fluid so he’s genderfluid, we love to see it

Uncle Deadly- gay and it’s very clearly supposed to be canon. Like he’s miss piggy’s unspoken gay best friend but he’s written in a way that I can’t hate him for it

It’s like 2:15 am so I might’ve missed somebody but uh yeah these are my thoughts.

[fictionalnormalcy]

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“To be the perfect angel, some sin must be done,” from All Eyes On Me by Or3o

[icegoddessrukia]

Toph is a good character but I don’t blame Kataang for getting pissed off at all. She was constantly rude to both of them, so after a while both Katara and Aang got fed up with it. Not to mention constantly calling Aang “twinkle toes” to demean him. It baffles me that some of this fandom actually bash Aang for how he interacted with Toph when it was her antagonizing him deliberately most of the time. Zuko as you said is very much like Toph and she doesn’t really pick on him. As for Sokka, he’s had his moments of being offended by Toph but he played the peacemaker with her so they got along. @amphibianflight

[fictionalnormalcy]

“it feel like dat”

*presses hands to eyes yes I confused my killer

@amphibianflight​ @animallover81​ @absolute-maniac​

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

[therebelinred]

amphibianflight >amphibianseacreature

[fictionalnormalcy]

Thank you for the tag @thegrimwhumper​ 😊

Rules: List seven (7) comfort films and tag seven people.

1. How to Train Your Dragon

2. Brave

3. Rise of the Guardians

4. Atlantis: The Lost Empire

5. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

6. Hook

7. The Croods

I would like to tag @absolute-maniac​, @jayalaw​, @the-bi-fangirl-biatch​, @amphibianflight​, @drakaina-amore64​, @evilwriter37​, @flurbejurbvondurp​

Tag game!

Thanks for the tag @let-the-whump-commence!! This was fun. And made me want to rewatch them all even though I literally watched two of these this week 😂

Rules: name 7 comfort films and tag seven people

1. The Greatest Showman

2. Easy A

3. Back to the Future

4. Pride and Prejudice (2005)

5. Cinderella (2015)

6. The Man From UNCLE

7. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Tagging: @deepwoundsandfadedscars @dammitsammy @theladyoffangorn @whumpypepsigal @seasonoftears @heatherfield @mirror-chan20

[icegoddessrukia]

@amphibianflight the writers and the fandom never really acknowledge that because it takes away from the whole portrayal of P being the sweetest, kindest, most innocent person ever. She’s far from the only inmate who has a violent/irrational side to her but I really dislike how the writers just gloss over that completely, it actually makes her a less interesting character.