#american dad selfship

[imrosalynangel]

Late night hour thought about my selfship...♡ (please keep reading)

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So, there was this point in the lives of Víctor and Marsi where romantic tension EXISTED MUTUALLY between the two of them, but neither of them wanted to confess nor ask to formally date, they were both dragging their feet and were simply a little embarrassed to take the first step (Marsi because how awkward she is, and Victor because it was his first relation he REALLY wanted to formalize, because before of this he was a huge womanizer) this until the piece of lore I'll talk about in this post.

So, Victor didn't EVER stayed in Marsi's house before, he visited but never stayed, this because Marsi still lived with her parents. But this day it was different because Marsi's parent were away due to work. So, Victor was out late because of some important things related to b-jam and their music, as he told Marsi she offered him to stay at her home, since her parents weren't there and Victor was near.

It happened as we said, Victor went to Marsi's house and stayed that night with her, kinda like a slumber party. They joked, chatted, cooked and generally had a good time together, they stayed awake till midnight even, when Marsi suggested they could watch one of Naruto's movies (as Marsi wanted to show Victor some of her interests). Mid movie the tension between the two grew stronger, this making Victor steal a kiss from Marsi (that being the first kiss they shared together, and also Marsi's first REAL KISS in all her life) she responded with joy because she was waiting for something like that to happen. At dawn they finished watching the movie, they were both happy for having kissed but they didn't plan to mention it out loud yet.

They went to sleep together but didn't shared the same bed (Out of respect and also out of some shyness), yet they slept with the company of the other, giving both a sense of cozyness. The next morning after waking up but before making breakfast, Marsi asked Victor for another kiss with a little shyness, Victor obviously gave it to her, and Marsi couldn't believe she kissed her crush AGAIN. Then, during breakfast, Victor suggested they could finally formalize their relationship, asking Marsi to be his girlfriend! At this time they formalized it privately, for a few weeks later to make the news public.

AND AFTER THIS VICTOR STOPPED BEING A WOMANIZER BECAUSE HE FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL YASSSSS!!!🩷🩷🩷

(Even so, it was difficult to adapt, but for Marsi he decided to learn how to be more loyal :3)

[rosieshipper]

Stan: Leave me alone baby

Rose: *looking mildly sad as she’s curled up inside Ford’s old lab coat*

Stan: *immediately bursts into tears and scoops her up in his arms* You’re my baby! You’re my baby and I love you so much!😭😭

Alternatively

Stan: I never understood why people care so much about their dumb kids. Until I got a dumb kid myself *picks up Rose*

Stan: I’ve only known Rose for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in this town and then myself

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @shibasparklez @wolfofthedead

[selfship-quotes]

S/I at F/O: You are ugly, smelly, not fun, and just my type. Tell me what I have to do to make you fall in love with me.

[rogershousewife]

ramble post accompanied by photos of my fav personas.. but like.. missing my wife rn like a bitch 😔😔 like.. we match each other's freak soooo badddd (i don't like saying that) 😞 i need him to come home pleeaassde..,,, roger.,,, come home me and rogu miss yoy 🙏🙏😔😔

[cyberjamie]

AMERICAN DAD SEASON 21 LEAKED (steve finally gets a permanent girlfriend)

(american dad writers pls let this be true)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Ben 10 rewrite-fix-selfship thangs by me and my little sister @mayameanderings we did agesssss ago but am only posting now since my friend @franollie is re-entering the fandom!

My s/i's name is Solana Cristalina!!!He's half Petrosapien,half (afro-dominican) human,transmasc genderfluid and bigender,audhd,super bubbly,chaotic,physically incapable of not running his mouth,a pastel punk femme,a mom friend and has a mean streak that's mostly funny but sometimes angsty or played for coolness against villains!His design is meant to look like a half white black person because that's what i am but since he's made of crystals,his colors reflect the primary light of whatever scene he's in(Hobie Brown moment).His eyes glow in the dark and he's strange looking but not enough to not pass as human!

His dad,Diarius,raised him on Petropia for the first 5 years of his life but decided Earth was safer for him and so he started being raised by his mom,Mariana.He had his own special debut episode in Classic called 'Crystal up,Sunshine' and Mariana is a Bruja who mentored Lucky Girl!Gwen on her and her son and daughter's summer jewel collection travels after Solana had his adventure with Ben and Gwen and became basically like siblings with them even though he was only in a few episodes for that run.Him and Kevin met the same year but at their school where Solana was a Special ED kid and Kevin was in a club/support group for troubled kids.He sat in front of Kevin and he was like 'This shiny kid is gonna blind me' which led to them talking and Solana was like 'His edge is going to cut me' /irony.They befriended eachother nonetheless before Kevin dropped out as he's implied to be homeless in canon and Solana was upset since he was his only friend but they reunite in the show itself with the exact quote 'Holy shit,edgy kid!!!' and 'Holy smokes,shiny kid!!!' but it dosen't end well just yet since Kevin was an antagonist at the time

Kevin is black monoracial but mixed etchnicity-His mom is mexican and Devin's american.He was taught to seperate his blackness from his latinohood and he grew up disconnected to his blackness due to almost no other black people around and becoming best friends with Solana was the start of healing journey og embracing his afrolatino identity.He participates in both black latino and black american culture since he's half both!!He used to feel guilty about falling under stereotypes but now sticks it to racists by being way better than them and loves himself for who he is!He has fang grills by Omniverse and his redemption arc in Alien Force isn't relient on romance despite Kelana being a big part of it

The Tennysons are white latinos with Abuelo Max being an argentinian inmigrant based purely on vibes and Verdona was latina too(poc swag transcends solar systems.Next question‼️).Gwen is a lesbian and dating Kai,Julie,Ester and Charmcaster and the last one was her first love and there was so much unnecessary gay drama that could've easily been avoided if Gwen wasn't such a loser when it comes to romance and her and Ben's character development sticks instead of keeping them static characters for the sake of unfunny comedy.Ben and Rook's obviously a thing as a plot that's not really a plot twist since their dynamic is the same as in canon but intentionally romantic

Kai is recurring in Alien Force and respectfully written as navajo instead of only existing for Ben and having a fucking feather in her hair and is an official member of Team 10,as is Julie who's also not a Ben love interest but a girlgeek that has a sibling-like relathionship with him and has Ship pre-debut as she gets her own special like Solana that dives into her backstory.Ester's way more prominent too and yet another member and has quiet bpd due to childhood trauma but is helped with it by her friends and girlfriends

The last additions to complete Team 10 to make it fit it's namesake are Charmcaster,Albedo and Alan.Hope is still technically a villain but a dear friend to everyone on the gang who regularly spends time with them and helps on missions,Albedo got a fullon redemption arc and Alan was pretty much adopted/taken in by everyone since he dosen't have parents

They're also all trans and autistic

Solana and Ben are a 'i'm mean to you because i love you' typa beat,Solana and Gwen are soul sisters who bond over everything and on the same level to eachother as him and Kevin are and Kelana in Classic was Kevin actively trying to make Solana worse but Solana is such a nice person that it dosen't work,in Alien Force they get to be proper longterm friends with crushes undertones and in Omniverse they basically act like they're dating already but are still complete oblivious.They develop all throught the franchise and don't get together until the final series:Ben 10 Forever

Ben 10 Forever takes place in Ben's young adult years and is a darker,more complex story to reflect it.This includes Solana dying when he saved Diarus' life in a battle in episode 1 but being ressurected with Petrosapien resources and having trauma from it and Diarus has survivor's guilt.He was always afraid something would happen because he just dosen't trust most human's and blames himself moreso because he feels he should've been there full time,even though he wasn't neglectful and visited all the time with him and Mariana just being long distance

Kevin having mimic powers and Solana being crystalline=They're a reflection of eachother

Mr Smoothie is Team 10's hangout and Solana has a job at a thrift store and convinced Ben to be hired alongside him

[cuddles4zapp]

Ummmmm hai I’m randy and I really like zapp brannigan :3

I like futurama,american dad,family guy,oblongs,colorquest,the simpsons,drawn together,homestuck and a bunch of other stuff that I probably forgot about :9

anywho you can ask me stuff if you’d like. This used to be a futurama rp ask blog thingy but it didn’t work out HWLP also I may post my selfship a lot [i ship myself with zapp brannigan <\\3] so yeah uhhhhhhh

[weird-dere-writes]

Good morning! I love you💖

I am humbly requesting more Ichidere lore please. 🙏🏾

Where do you guys live?

Do you have any pets?

Who cooks more?

Who cleans more?

Do you guys want babiessss?

I need to know MORE.

Good morrow, Sunflower :3 🫶🏾💛💛💛

I would love to talk about more Ichidere lore with u uwu <3.

Where do you guys live?

We live in a nice house in Japan with a gate in the front. It's a large one story abode with a pretty garden. It is quite licherally this house, but i hate the front of that house so we're gonna pretend the outside looks like the one below.

also below are a few photos from angles not included in the link :3

Do you have any pets?

To be honest I never really thought about this one before 👀. But i think it would be nice to have at least one owo. And y'know what our pet would be??? A HEDGEHOG. Specifically an African Pygmy Hedgehog (the ones people have as pets!). THEY ARE MY FAVORITE LITTLE GUYS EVER!! 🥺🦔

(if i could have one as a pet irl i SO would, but it is not allowed in my state RIP).

Look at these little GUYS!!!! LOOK AT HIM STANCE :((((( <3

AND IF I GOT AN ALBINO HEDGIE AND NAMED HIM KATSUKI???? FUSSY LITTLE DUDE WHO HISSES A LOT??? (Their hisses are literally just aggressive sniffing btw lmao they are SOOOOOO cute)

LOOK AT HIM EEP 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. And hedgie snores are so fuckin adorable 😭

Who cooks more?

I'd say we come pretty close to cooking the same amount! But I think I cook just sliiiiightly more. Also I do some baking, which he doesn't tend to do owo.

But I like the idea of us spending time in the kitchen together <3

Like maybe sometimes he'll help me bake or we both experiment when making a meal together.

I also also looooove the idea of him teaching me how to make more Japanese or Asian foods! Since, coming from America, I of course grew up making more western foods and Americanized Asian foods.

AUGH imagining his first time trying so many of the foods I love. Like Black soul foods I grew up eating 🥺. And he just loves them so much. So when the seasons are right we work together to go hunting for the needed ingredients which aren't as easy to come by in Japan 🥺🥺🥺.

Also idk about his spice tolerance but uuuuhhh... If it ain't too great we're gonna have to get them numbers up 👀👀👀👀👀 LMAO little by little uwu

Who cleans more?

We both clean, but I feel like I take care of the smaller things and let Ichigo take care of the bigger things if that makes sense?

Like I keep our kitchen pretty clean. There are never dishes in the sink on my watch. And I'm always wiping down the counters n table after someone eats. I also wipe down our sinks and mirrors in the bathroom with each use. Vacuum rooms in the house every once in a while.

I know how to clean the showers and toilets, but I tend to procrastinate on it bc its so much WORK, so Ichi usually takes care of it. Sweeping and mopping the whole house is something we do together, but because it's also so big a task I typically kinda avoid doing it for long periods. So Ichigo usually has to initiate it.

We both take care of the garbage, but most times I am gathering everything inside that needs to be taken out then Ichi is the one to bring it outside (bc i am a somewhat a germaphobe hELP).

As far as laundry, Ichi washes his clothes more often and I wash the bedsheets more often. A bitch will procrastinate the hell out of washing and putting away her own clothes AUGH. So Ichi makes it an activity we do together so it isn't as painful enourhnuiohbneiokr.

Do you guys want babiessss?

Yes indeed we do want babies <333333

Since most of this talk has been surrounding the proposal, they have not come yet BUT in the ichidere selfshipping multiverse, over the years I've been building it, he and I have come to have 5 kids in total :3

You can learn a little more belowwwwww uwu + mention of the kiddies (amongst other ichidere nuggets) + baby names! + Ichigo as a dad (amongst other nuggets about him)

Thank you for stopping by to learn more uwu. Your hunger for my self ship is so so encouraging for sharing my self indulgence <33333.

Kith 😘💋💋💋💋

[lillyorlyracat]

THE F/O LIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay babies! This is it! This is the f/o list!

This will include almost EVERY SINGLE ONE of my fictional others! This is linked on my pinned post, which is likely where you're coming from. I'll update this from time to time with new skrunklies when they come up and

As for boundaries, I don't have many! If you happen to share an f/o with me, that's really cool, I'm not uncomfortable with that, they love you. If you need to block me because you are uncomfortable with f/o sharing, that's cool too! I totally understand.

Additionally, I am a minor, so a couple of my romantic f/o's are also minors (around my age). They're growing up with me, by the time I'm an adult they will also be adults,,, anwudggx I'm not weird ;w;

One more thing! I have a boyfriend irl who also selfships! It shares a good ton of f/o's with me, so I'll mark the ones we're both dating with a star (☆)

Okay. NOW I can list the characters...

Romantic f/o's

Tribore Menendez (Final Space)

Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc/University)☆

Marvin the Martian (all Looney Tunes media)☆

Roger Smith (American Dad)

Loki (Marvel)☆

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)☆

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)

Filburt Shellbach (Rocko's Modern Life)

Hawkodile (Unikitty!)

Lord Garmadon (LEGO Ninjago, but specifically the movie. I haven't seen the show)

Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot)☆

Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon.. but the og not Crystal.. I don't plan on seeing Crystal)☆

Judy Hopps (Zootopia)☆

Pleakley (Lilo & Stitch)☆

MoominMamma (all Moomins media, but mostly the 90s series bc i'm the most familiar with that one)

Donatello (TMNT 2012)☆

Minion (Megamind)

Mr. Piranha (The Bad Guys)☆

Rapunzel (Tangled)☆

Triffany Lottablog (Bugsnax)

Crane (Kung Fu Panda)

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)☆

Bandit Heeler (Bluey!)☆

Chilli Heeler (Bluey!)☆

Invader Skoodge (Invader Zim)

Lard Nar (Invader Zim)

Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)☆

Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder)☆

Flo (Splatoon 2)

Donnie and Raph (ROTTMNT)☆

Aristotle (Billie Bust Up!) ☆

Rusty Rose (Sonic Prime)

Shawn (Sunny Day Jack)

Thorax (MLP:FiM)

King Trollex (Trolls franchise)

Meta Knight (Kirby)☆

Miscellaneous f/o's that I'm not sure if they're romantic or queerplatonic or what but I still love them

Jevil (Deltarune)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Stripe Heeler (Bluey!)

Escargoon (Kirby)

Spinel (Steven Universe)

Queen (Deltarune)

Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)

Colin the computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Starlo (Undertale Yellow)

Mr Ping (Kung Fu Panda)

Tulio Triviño (31 Minutos)

Cooper (Trolls)

Synth (Trolls Trollstopia)

There's a lot of deltarune characters in there.. Anyway,

Queerplatonic f/o's

Skelita Calaveras (Monster High)

Hairdresser Octopus/Takoyama (Parappa The Rapper)

Durpleton (Centaurworld)

Bloberta Puppington (Moral Orel)

Familial f/o's

Quatronosto Menendez (Final Space)

Trequeño Menendez (Final Space OC)

Ickis (AAAHH!!! Real Monsters)

Devil Cookie (Cookie Run)

Megamind (Megamind...)

Bluey Heeler (Bluey!)

Bingo Heeler (Bluey!)

Muffin Heeler (Bluey!)

Socks Heeler (Bluey!)

Ghoulia Yelps (G1 Monster High ONLY)

Beezle (Unico)

Vannelope Von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)

Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)

Gilbert, Shellbert, Norbert, and Missy Hutchison (Rocko’s Modern Life)

Orel Puppington (Moral Orel)

Ms. Tarantula (The Bad Guys)

Mr. Shark (The Bad Guys)

Ninni (all Moomins media but mostly the 90s series)

Leo and Mikey (ROTTMNT)

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. (ROTTMNT)

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls)

Bugs Bunny (all Looney Tunes media)

Lock, Shock, and Barrel (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Moomin/Moomintroll (Moomins media, mostly 90s)

Little My (Moomins media, mostly 90s)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Ma, Pa, and Junior Gorg (Fraggle Rock)

Oh (Home 2015)

All the other turtles (TMNT 2012)

Platonic f/o's

Every other Bugsnax character

Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc/University/At Work)

Roxanne Richie (Megamind)

Casey Jones (TMNT 2012)

Callie (Splatoon)

Marie (Splatoon)

Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)

Mr Hemulen (all moomins media,, specifically 90s,, you get it by now)

Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous Ladybug & Chat Noir)

Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug & Chat Noir)

All the other Centaurworld characters ever

All the Muppets ever. Every single one of them

Cotterpin Doozer (Fraggle Rock)

Every resident of Radiator Springs (Cars franchise)

Francine Smith (American Dad)

Legoshi (Beastars)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Scootaloo (MLP:FiM)

Apple Bloom (MLP:FiM)

Derpy (MLP:FiM)

Kirby

The whole Belcher family + Teddy (Bob's Burgers)

Unikitty (Unikitty!)

Puppycorn (Unikitty!)

Richard (Unikitty!)

Dr. Fox (Unikitty!)

Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

Baron Draxum & his little gargoyle minions (ROTTMNT)

The rest of the Furious Five (Kung Fu Panda)

And Po (Kung Fu Panda)

And Shifu (Kung Fu Panda)

And Zhen!! (Kung Fu Panda)

Fantoccio (Billie Bust Up)

Barnaby (Billie Bust Up)

Peridot (Steven Universe)

Fictionkin related f/o's🔥🪼🌺

Wade 💧(the hubby)

Wade's family <3 💦

Bernie & Cinder Lumen (my parents) ❤️‍🔥

Margot ✨️(bestieee)

Agatha, Arthur, & Sam Gillman (my parents and little brother) 🐙

Uncle Brill 🤪

Grandmamah 👑

Nessie!! 🐾 (pubbie..)

[+ bonus: my first fictional enemy! Chelsea 🧜‍♀️]

BRANCH!!! 🎤 (the HUBBY)

Branch's brothers! <3 🎶 (Brozone: Where'd They Bro?)

Viva 🌟 (SISSSSS MY SISTER)

Several other trolls... 🤝 (more besties to add to the pile)

[But not Creek, screw that guy]

BRIDGET! 💇‍♀️ (OTHER SISTER)

Barb 🎸 (Barb)

[Note: I haven't met any fictionkin folks who are them yet (I'm not counting my irl bf because he's not fictionkin though associate him with Wade and Branch), but I'd really like to meet Bernie & my kraken family, as well as just about anyone from Trolls🥲]

Alrighty! Well, that's all i can think of at the moment... thanks for reading I suppose :)

[aceofbooks-creative-anthologies]

Happy Selfshiptober Prompt #23: Movie Night and/or Slasher First prompt out of order, but I warned you that that would happen

selfshiptober masterlist

I was originally gonna write this from when we were in high school, maybe pre-daisugace, but then, well... the election happened. So this is post-timeskip now. Reminder that this is a platonic selfship.

Background: Ace hasn't been communicating with Tanaka all day. He knows something is wrong, and he also knows just how to cheer up his best friend.

wc: 1824; written from Ace's POV in first person

Doomscrolling. The act of spending an excessive amount of time reading large quantities of news, particularly negative news, on the web and social media. At least, according to Wikipedia. How does one define excessive exactly? Is it about length of time in one sitting? What if it's one article that's a ten-minute read vs ten that are one minute a piece. What about research dives? Is it still doomscrolling if I'm piecing together historical evidence and scholarly research to show that this is all somehow Reagan's fault?

Being an American overseas has never been easy, as much as Mom would like to argue with me on it. But now the thought of even booking a flight to visit my father for the holidays has my anxiety lighting up like a Christmas tree. It was supposed to be the first time Dad has met Daichi and Koushi in person since my college graduation, but now....

What was even the point of getting that degree anyway? It's not like I'm using it? Stupid fucking housewife, can't do shit—

THUD THUD THUD

The knocking on the front door is hard enough that it rattles my nearly empty glass of water on the bedside table.

I snuggle deeper under the covers. Dai and Kou have keys, so they don't knock. We haven't ordered anything in a while, so no mail deliveries. And no food delivery today either—Dai's on a weird diet to support one of the guys at the station, and Kou and I are suffering alongside.... mostly. (Kou eats lunch at school, so he gets to skip out on five meals a week. I generally don't eat lunch, so I'm out five to seven.)

I start to pull up the security feed on the doorbell, but a phone call comes up instead. "Ryuuuuuuu 😝" shows on the Caller ID, and "You and I" by Anabor starts to play at full volume as his ring tone. Fucker changed his ID again.

"Shitshitshitshit...." I fumble with my phone, trying to decline the call, despite having it directly in my face. Instead, I manage to turn it into a video call.

"Oi!" Ryuunosuke Tanaka is holding his phone at an angle from below, so I'm looking up his nose. But I can see our porch light above him. "Open the door! Need proof of life! Suga! Daichi! Are you in there?!"

"They're not home." I manage to say. I sniffle, unsure whether I'm about to start crying or if I'm finishing up. My cheeks haven't been dry for hours, my nose is raw, and my eyes sting.

"Where are they?! This is probably one of the scariest days of your life! Outside of, y'know, breaking up with that shithole ex of yours and the subsequent six months because his dad was connected to the mob, but still!" I can hear shuffling, like he's adjusting his grip on something he's holding in his hands.

"Ryuuuu," I whine, really not wanting to think about Johsei right now. He still waltzes through my nightmares at least twice a month.

"Where's the damn key?" He takes his phone and puts it between his shoulder and ear, so now I'm getting a really good look at his ear canal. I can hear the jingling of his key ring. "I'm going to lose this pizza if I have to keep fumbling around y'know."

The word "pizza" gets my attention. "Did you get it from that place on third?" I poke my head out from under the covers, but don't commit to getting out of bed yet.

"No, I got it from the place over on fifty-second—of course I got it from third! It's a shitty day, you want shitty pizza. I have Kiyo's keys, so can you please come let me in? Your ice cream is melting too."

Instead of responding, I hang up on him. I crawl out from under the covers, slip on my slippers, and briefly consider pulling the big fluffy comforter off the bed, before picking Koushi's college alumni sweatshirt up off the floor and pulling it over my head instead.

I have to turn on the lights as I make my way through our house. Usually they'd be on by now, I hate having a dark home, but I haven't made it out of the master bedroom suite yet today. I had pulled on Daichi's sweatpants before going to the bathroom first thing, and made the mistake of checking my phone. I went back to bed.

Ryuu is waiting on the other side of the door when I open it. He has the biggest, dopiest grin plastered on his face, two large pizzas and a half gallon of strawberry ice cream balanced in one hand, his backpack slung over one shoulder, and his phone and keys in the other hand. He's still wearing the polo and sweats that his gym has instituted as a "uniform".

I squint into the sunlight, and realize I haven't been wearing my glasses all day. "Did you bail on work?"

"My last two clients for the day are Americans on business trips, so they cancelled on me. Where's Daichi and Suga?"

"Kou has a staff meeting and is going out for dinner after, and Dai was on call and has been at a structure fire since...." I make a point of looking at an imaginary watch on my wrist. "Before I woke up at ten."

"Right. And your glasses are....?" Ryu raises the pizzas over my head and shoulders past me through the doorway, kicks off his slides, and making his way to the kitchen.

"Not totally sure." I close the door and follow him to the kitchen, where he's already put the ice cream away and is pulling plates out of the cabinet.

"Have you taken your meds?" Now he's searching a different cabinet, moving cups around.

"No. And it's too late for me to take them." I open one of the boxes of pizza. The crust is as thin as paper, the sauce is leaking over the sides, the cheese is burnt in places, and the pepperoni (real pepperoni!) has grease pooling like an acne-ridden teenager. Shitty American pizza for a shitty day in America.

"No cat videos AND no meds? I have my work cut out for me." He puts a full glass of water in my field of vision, and I know better than to argue with him, so I drink it down all in one go.

"So, movie night. I grabbed a whole bunch of dollar bin movies from the video store by the gym. What's your flavor of punishment?" Ryuu fills up my glass of water, hands it back, and then starts pulling open drawers. "If I were Ace at 3 AM last night, probably terrified of what I will see when I wake up, where would I have left my glasses that help me walk in a straight line?"

I pull a slice of pizza out of the box, not bothering with a plate just yet. The moan I let out is unnecessarily euphoric as I take my first bite of food today. It's sloppy and mostly tastes of tomato and oil, but it hits the spot. I finish the slice in three more bites and then grab a second.

Meanwhile, Ryuu has wandered off in search of my glasses. He comes back with them as I'm moving onto my third slice. "On the cat tree in your office?" I shrug my shoulders, mouth full. There usually isn't a rhyme or reason to where I leave them when I go to bed, but especially so last night. This morning? Whatever. Ryuu puts them on my face for me and I push them up my nose with my forearm.

Ryuu hops up to sit on the counter and grabs a slice of pizza for himself. "Do they even know?"

I shake my head. "They knew I was worried last night, but they both went to bed before I did. And Dai was going to stay home with me, but then he got called out to the structure fire. I haven't texted or called either of them because they're both busy."

"Y'know they'd wanna be here."

"And you know that I'm not going to pull them away from their jobs just because I'm having a bad day. Kou is raising the future and Dai is saving lives. The results of the American presidential election is by far less important."

Ryuu raises an eyebrow in disagreement, but doesn't push. He licks his fingers clean and then slides off the counter. He goes to the fridge, where he had dropped his backpack on the floor. "Movie night. What are we watching? Bad plot, bad characters, or bad effects?" He unzips the bag and starts staking movies on the counter, simply based on vibes.

"Bad plot. Those are usually the horror movies, right?" I put two slices of pizza on each plate and move towards the living room, knowing that Ryuu will grab napkins and our drinks. I sink into the couch—Kou would have a fit if we spilled this pizza on the kotatsu. The couch cushion covers can be removed and thrown in the wash, the futon not so much.

Ryuu comes in and sets our drinks on the slim table sitting behind the couch, for that exact purpose. He tosses the napkins at my face, and then moves to the television, DVD in hand. Back to me as he crouches, he says, "This one is one of those blank DVDs that you can burn stuff onto. I can't read the title, though. It's in English, but the handwriting is worse than Kageyama's in high school."

"What the fuck did you buy? What if it's a snuff film?!"

He finishes fussing with the DVD player and TV settings and laughs. "I have more questions about it being in the bargain bin than about it being a snuff film, if it is a snuff film." He comes back to the couch and puts his feet in my lap as he sits. I narrowly manage to lift the plates of pizza out of the way in time.

I hand him his plate and we both settle in as the credits start to play. The Nail Gun Massacre flashes across the screen.

Ryuu and I watch the slasher three times all the way through before Kou gets home.

"Love! I'm home!" Kou calls out, shutting the door; he could hear Ryuu and I laughing from outside.

Kou walks in to the living room as the pool scene starts, and he watches in abject horror. "What are you guys watching?!"

I snort, which makes Ryuu double over in laughter, clutching his stomach and rolling off the couch and onto the second pizza box, thankfully empty, on the floor.

"Inarguably the worst slasher film I've ever seen." I say through hiccups, wiping at my eyes with my sleeve.

[yumefag]

9/11 people will support your american dad selfship. these are the facts

roger American dad my dms are open

[admutual]

thinkin about

HIM

[selfshippinglover]

Ok- I know nothing about rick and morty...... TELL ME EVERYTHING

-aggressively-selfships

omg hiii! *waves* thanks for the asks and I miss yoooou <3

The basic premise of the show is an alcoholic grandfather by the name of Rick Sanchez goes on crazy sci-fi adventures with his grandson Morty and the rest of the Smith family. Since it's an Adult Swim expect a lot of the run of the mill warnings. Violence, dark humor, nudity, gross out humor, and existentialism with a dose of bif improvisational tone :D Though it's general episodic like Family Guy or American dad it actually has begun to have plot too! They're attempting to balance fun and jokes with serialized elements which makes it a while lot more interesting in my opinion :D

[kxkyuu]

HAPPY BIRFDAY MY PERSON<3 I FUCKING LOVE YOU

n here goes a selfship question!!! What would your ideal bday with him be like? What else does he do? What surprises has he got in store? 🥺🥺🙈🙈

STOP BEFORE I KISS YOU!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE!!

My ideal Birthday with Kyoujuro would be going out to a nice dinner. He loves to show me off when I'm dressed up all pretty just for him. He would leave trails of rose petals to lead me to my gift. Kyoujuro knows my love for animals and especially since his dad wouldn't let him have a pet, he would surprise me with a the fluffiest dog he could find, probably an American Eskimo dog or an Alaskan Malamute.

[rogershousewife]

im gonna get bullied for this but idc anyways haiii tumblr im back!!!

[lil-demi-boy]

@princetkitten tagged anyone who wanted to play, and I wanna play so  Here’s 10 songs I’ve listened to lately!

1. Cats, Dogs, & Rats - Rare Americans 2. Point / Counterpoint - Streetlight Manifesto 3. Alien - Your Favorite Martian 4. Achillies Come Down - Gang of Youths 5. can't take my eyes off you (lofi edit) ft. Craymer - aiivawn 6. Love You Like a Love Song (Slowed) - Selena Gomez ft. The Scene 7. Rock n Roll Best Friends - TWRP 8. Dance Macabre (Carpenter Brut Remix) - Ghost 9. Suckin’ on My Tendies - Hot Dad 10. Sweet Dreams vs Seven Nation Army - Skameleon

I tag @dorian-selfships @lydiaselfships @littlelionprince @baby-boy-blu3 @georgebenji and anyone else who wants to do it!