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Hindi lang pang-pamilya, pang-USA Sports pa! #USATeam #AmericanSportsTeam #SNK #KingOfFighters #HeavyD #TeamAmerica #BoxingIsAmerica #FGC #FightingGames #KOF94 #KOF98 #VarsityPlayer #Varsity #Scholarship #SportsUnlimited #MinimalistArt #Murica #AmericaFuckYeah https://www.instagram.com/p/Cofum_PywOM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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VUKOVI on Instagram, 24/01/2024.
🇺🇸USA🇺🇸 PRESALE: use code “americafuckyeah” to secure your presale tickets now! tickets available at: http://vukovi.co.uk MAY: 08 - Cats Cradle // Carrboro, NC 09 - Purgatory at The Masquerade // Atlanta, GA 11 - Welcome to Rockville // Daytona Beach, FL 13 - The Basement // Nashville, TN 14 - The Duck Room // St. Louis, MO 16 - The Loving Touch // Ferndale, MI 17 - Subterranean // Chicago, IL 18 - Sonic Temple Festival // Columbus, OH 19 - DC9 // Washington, DC 21 - Kung Fu Necktie // Philadelphia, PA 22 - Brighton Music Hall // Allston, MA 23 - Babys All Right // Brooklyn, NY
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To all my non-American followers
I want to apologize in advance for all the obnoxiously pro-American content I’m going to be posting over the next week.
And by “apologize”, I mean, “Not apologize one little goddamn bit”.
‘Murica. Fuck yeah.
#4thofjuly#4th of July#independence day#america#AmericaFuckYeah#merica#fuckyourteatax#fuckyoursugartax#fuckyourstampact
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#taliban #americantaliban #sharia #sharialaw #evangelicals #conservativechristians #usa #merica #murica #amerikkka #merica🇺🇸 #murica🇺🇸 #americafuckyeah #sameshitdifferenttoilet #fundies #fundamentalists #extremists #churchandstate #potkettleblack #yallqaeda https://www.instagram.com/p/CTBWPjbN5Ki/?utm_medium=tumblr
#taliban#americantaliban#sharia#sharialaw#evangelicals#conservativechristians#usa#merica#murica#amerikkka#merica🇺🇸#murica🇺🇸#americafuckyeah#sameshitdifferenttoilet#fundies#fundamentalists#extremists#churchandstate#potkettleblack#yallqaeda
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🇺🇸🌭🇺🇸🌭🇺🇸🌭🇺🇸🌭 #freddykrueger #happyfourthofjulyweekend #horroricon #bbqseason #robertenglund #wescraven #80shorror #12freddyscomingforyou #july2020 #krueger #freddysrevenge #slashericon #godblessamerica #july4th2020 #july4th #usa #americafuckyeah https://www.instagram.com/p/CCRFkCaAOqi/?utm_medium=tumblr
#freddykrueger#happyfourthofjulyweekend#horroricon#bbqseason#robertenglund#wescraven#80shorror#12freddyscomingforyou#july2020#krueger#freddysrevenge#slashericon#godblessamerica#july4th2020#july4th#usa#americafuckyeah
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How To Create An International Incident
If you’re in the hunt for something outrageous to do, try causing an international incident. Few things take the bite out of terminal boredom more than causing diplomatic crises in two State departments at the same time.
PRO TIP: Avoid countries where you know the language.
Step 1: Buy a first class ticket to the furthest international location you can fly from where you live. That generally means someone on the other side of the planet.
Step 2: After you pass into international airspace, get drunk. Don’t get too drunk that you pass out or lose control, or your mission will fail before you step foot off the plane. Just drink enough to become obvious.
Step 3: When you arrive at your destination, find a bar and drink some more. You'll need it, but it also helps establish the behavior pattern. At this point you should have drawn more than sufficient attention from local authorities.
Step 4: Locate and travel to the nearest National Memorial for an important or beloved historical figure or vicious despot and take a shit on it. It helps if you’re still drinking and shouting loudly at families with small children. If you can somehow manage to secret yourself into the embassy of another sovereignty within the foreign country you are visiting you can score a sweet international incident hat trick!
Step 5: When arrested and on local news, YouTube, and the like, scream these words as loud as you can: PUTIN IS MY BITCH. Be sure to project, don’t use contractions, and enunciate clearly.
Step 6: Sit back in your jail cell and enjoy the ensuing chaos.
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The push of Apple over Android because of Tim Cook being homosexual, and LGBTQIA for that matter, is just a vehicle. That's why they're called agitators. Castro and Che were racist and homophobic as much as Nazis were. And Stalin told a homosexual that wrote him that they don't matter. So anarchists being friends with communists who are more totalitarian than even capitalists, dude, come on. They just like mayhem. Even using atheism, science and luddites and Jesus. Same thing. Anti tech? Stop using fire to cook and toilet paper and boiling or filtering water. Anthropology called it right. It's all technology even flint or stone or stick tools. It's all bull shit. and Jim Gaffigan was right. Cops like donuts because they know the difference between right and wrong and not liking donuts is wrong. 😆🖖🏼🇺🇸🇲🇽👽🤖🍶🍵🍻I should take my statins. Ugh. #google #TeamPixel #googlefi #googlepixel4a5g #googlepixel4a5gphotography #pixel4a5g #pixel4a5gphotography #teamdonut #thinblueline #merica #veterans #military #americafuckyeah (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM2DUilBE3m/?igshid=dqdupztz9ub3
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🖕#WhatAreYouCelebrating #Murica #4thofJuly #Happy4thofJuly #Happy4th #America #HappyBirthdayAmerica #IndependanceDay #FourthofJuly2020 #July4th2020 #GodBlessAmerica #Freedom #AmericaFuckYeah (at Mt Rushmore) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCPP51BhllK/?igshid=vz9n6ypuxf9u
#whatareyoucelebrating#murica#4thofjuly#happy4thofjuly#happy4th#america#happybirthdayamerica#independanceday#fourthofjuly2020#july4th2020#godblessamerica#freedom#americafuckyeah
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*🇺🇸MAGA ROLLER COASTER🇺🇸* **" Heart Of A Champion "** #2020election #maga #trump #trumptrain #magarollercoaster #wethepeople #ingodwetrust #makeamericagreatagain #donaldtrump #fridaymood #america #news #winning #americafuckyeah #lionheart #braveheart #muellerreport #mueller #republican #conservative #rightwing #infowars #usa #buildthewall #nra #2a #breakingbad #fridayvibes #muellermadness #marchmadness https://www.instagram.com/magarollercoaster/p/BvnPLjaDJJ2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z06ev7ksp4w9
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#throwbackthursday to when we completed our first patterned rifle. We have come a long way but I’m glad the first pattern/theme I ever did was our great country’s flag. #averagedadarmory #cerakote #hunting #americafuckyeah #military #camoflauge #camo #2a #armedcitizen #igmilitia #gunsofinstagram #gunporndaily (at Average Dad Armory) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzf04jFAjwN/?igshid=1kpupem9rhqqw
#throwbackthursday#averagedadarmory#cerakote#hunting#americafuckyeah#military#camoflauge#camo#2a#armedcitizen#igmilitia#gunsofinstagram#gunporndaily
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SALE POPPIN’ RIGHT MEOW! Use that discount to get 15% off your entire order! LINK IN BIO! 🛍 🇺🇸⚰️⚡️#AmericaFuckYeah #sale https://www.instagram.com/p/BzcRNR3Fc1Q/?igshid=9so7m1i4ehvr
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VUKOVI via Instagram Stories, 24/01/2024.
🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 PRESALE:
use code "americafuckyeah" to secure your presale tickets now!
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To all my non-American followers:
I want to apologize in advance for all the obnoxiously pro-American content I’m going to be posting over the next week.
And by “apologize”, I mean, “Not apologize one little goddamn bit”.
‘Murica. Fuck yeah.
#4thofjuly#4th of July#independence day#america#merica#AmericaFuckYeah#fuckyourteatax#fuckyoursugartax#fuckyourstampact
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Here’s a patriotic poster I made a while ago for @birdsnestbar. The anniversary of both events coincided. #americafuckyeah #memorialdayweekend #merica #haveacigar #cartoonpinup #posterart #commission #illustration #monicalewinsky #billclinton #popart #dickcherry #getadick (at Bird's Nest) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx8iox4jk9N/?igshid=1jkugu0h48b89
#americafuckyeah#memorialdayweekend#merica#haveacigar#cartoonpinup#posterart#commission#illustration#monicalewinsky#billclinton#popart#dickcherry#getadick
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Success! #moststufforeos #inmybelly #boughtalltheyhad If you need me later, don't bother. I'll be in a #sugarcoma #americafuckyeah #diabeticintraining (at Rite Aid) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs6E2WqBHNC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wvuxoit66qhj
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