#amelia bedilia

[inkwell-god]

i imagine Amelia Bedilia went to hell because its funnier that way

[dungeons-are-too-cold]

i cant wait for all the malicious compliance thats about to ensue in 911 season 8.

gerrard says jump? ravi's like "off which bridge sir?"

gerrard says clean the truck? Eddie says yes sir and cleans his own pick up cuz gerrard never specified which truck.

gerrard says cook dinner? bobby personally researches gerrards food allergies and makes sure not a single dish is edible to him

im waiting for buck and chimney to get into some real amelia bedilia type shit, hen to just straight up ignore him, athena doesnt even fucking work there and shes making gerrards life a living hell towing his car and writing him traffic tickets.

lets sitcom the fuck out of gerrard and get that bitch out of the captains seat.

[superman-the-secret-third-thing]

I love it when Superman gets on that Amelia Bedilia Grindset

And then he has the audacity to play dumb

Superman #130 "The Super-Servant of Crime!" (1959)

[regexkind]

help i just called my wife's childhood o.c. "military amelia bedilia" i think im going to die

[violencewithwings]

January 2024 reading wrap-up

If you’ll notice, I read very few books this month (especially compared to December, but even compared to my usual 6 books minimum a month). I am currently in the throes and insanity of first love, so I might not read much for the first few months of this year. I do miss reading, but how am I supposed to fall in love with book men when I have a gorgeous, sweet man right in front of me?

Books read ˋ°•*⁀➷ 4

Books DNFed ˋ°•*⁀➷ 0

Five-star books ˋ°•*⁀➷ 4

Fourth Wing (reread) - Rebecca Yarros

January 11th, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I’ve been anticipating this reread for a while. I couldn’t wait to be re-immersed in the world and see how differently the book read after reading Iron Flame. I was not disappointed, and in fact, I gave this book a higher star rating than I did on my first read. This world is very easy to get obsessed with and immersed in, and I still love Violet’s character so much. Rereading this book also made me appreciate Xaden’s intimidating front so much more than I did originally. I was able to fully sink into the present in the book instead of worry about what was coming, and I really enjoyed it.

Rereading the end of this book made me realize that most of the issues people complain about “popping up” in the second book (aka Violet and Xaden arguing) actually started at the end of the first book pretty much as soon as they got into a relationship. This shifted my perspective of the second book quite a bit, honestly. This was also the first book I tabbed as I read as well, so it was a new and fun experience for me. I can’t wait to read the next book.

The Lightning Thief - Rick Riordan

January 21st, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

So, fun fact: this was my best friend’s favorite series when we were in elementary and middle school, but I had serious anxiety as a kid and couldn’t read anything more tense than Amelia Bedilia until I was about thirteen. I tried reading this series about four years ago but it kind of bored me? Reading it now, I’m completely unsure why, but I digress. Me and my brothers are watching the show, and being in my reading era, I decided I wanted to read the books too, and now the four of us are reading the books together as well 😆

This book was so much fun. Percy’s inner monologue took a little bit of time to get used to since I’m used to reading books from the perspective of teenage girls and adult women, but he was a very fun character to follow. I’ve always loved Greek Mythology, so getting to read a modern book with the gods was very intriguing. I thought the world was very immersive and the characters were fun. I can’t wait to see how this story progresses over the next few books.

On a side note: I can’t imagine Percy as anything other than Walker with his curly blond hair and blue eyes. Annabeth was a bit harder since Percy describes her so often in the books, but she’s kind of just a blurry haze in my head 😂

The Sea of Monsters - Rick Riordan

January 24th, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

If you’d told me I was going to be eating up a middle grade book series this year, I’d have laughed in your face. This book was so good. Tyson has to be my favorite character in the whole series so far. He’s so adorable 😭

This book, like most middle grade books, was slightly predictable. It doesn’t help that I’ve gotten probably at least one spoiler for each book, but that didn’t make the reading of it any less fun. Percy and Annabeth’s relationship is progressing a bit, and I love to see it. They trust each other a bit more in each book.

One thing I really loved about this book is that it was only 280 pages 😆 I needed a short read tonight that I could wrap up before I went to bed, and this delivered! I’m chomping at the bit to read the next book, but alas, it’s still on hold at the library. I’ll get my hands on it soon enough…

Destroy the Day - Brigid Kenmerer

January 29th, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This book was everything and more I wanted out of a final book in this series…I mean…COME ON! For one, I LOVE Harristan, and we got a whole lot more of him in this book. I was eating those chapters UP!

Corrick and Lochlan had a lovely bonding in this book after being at odds with each other for the entire series, so that was nice! I really appreciate that they were able to get over their hatred for each other eventually and become really close friends 😭 the last chapter with them at the end is so near and dear to my heart, you don’t understand.

I won’t get into the nitty gritty of this plot because that was on the back burner in this story. What I LOVED about this book was the romance Harristan got. He and the person he ended up with were two characters I had been hoping something would happen between for a while and then out of nowhere - it happened! I squealed when they kissed for the first time. I’m so glad they got their happily ever after because that is truly all I ever wanted for them <3

I love this book. Read this series, I promise it’s good.

[bedeliabestiebracket]

Propaganda below

Hank Wimbleton

"I think he'd make her worse. I think she deserves and needs that. After all these mistakes even when clearly she needs clarification, I think she'd like being given a gun and told ""go ham [and by that i mean feel free to shoot people]"" and also she has nothing to lose but her chains soooo"

Hobie Brown

Because he is cool

cause hobie is super cool and awesome and everyone should be friends with him

Jasnah Kholin

I feel like jasnah and Amelia bedilia are opposites so it would just be neat to see

[birdenjoyer]

okay say what you will about tumblr, but I love the fact that it's absolutely shit to use, because its flaws, once you get used to them, make the overall experience better. Like yes there's no algorithm, but that means there's less clout-chasers trying to abuse it. Like yes we don't see things tailored to our tastes, but that lets us see our mutuals go absolutely insane over their blorbos, encouraging us to consume media we probably have never would considered otherwise. Like yes you're forced to see people's terrible opinions and advice, but that means we can have better critical thinking skills and more open minds. Like yes the notification system is terrible, but nobody wanting their activity to blow up means that the place is more communal. Like yes we run jokes into the ground, but we have fun with them. It's normal to use memes and jokes past their expiration date here. Like yes everyone's super cringy. There is no but. Cringe is fun.

Yes, the staff are idiots. Yes, this is an amelia bedilia ass hellsite. But I wouldn't trade this community for the world.

[that-which-isnt]

Sakuya is just Amelia Bedilia if she were a JJBA villain.

There used to be other vampires in the SDM but someone told her to "dust the coffins." She discovered her abilities for the first time when someone told her to she should try to "save time in the kitchen." One of the fairy maids asked her if she could "finish off the sweeping" and she murdered everyone holding a broom.

After rereading the broken cup chapter of CoLA I am choosing to believe this.

[thedepressionoftrees]

Amelia bedilia working for the mob: "but you told me to launder the money!"

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Me getting mad at video game: "FUCKING FUCK!! JUST FUCK MY ASS RAW!! FUCK!!! Fucking... oh hey roomie, sorry about the... whats that you got in your hand?"

Amelia Bedilia:

[hellsite-hungergames]

As a fellow homeschooled kid, Amelia Bedilia and PBS Kids were my entire early childhood(Zoboomafoo my beloved)! Its honestly insane to me that anyone doesnt know about amelia, she was the most relatable character EVER to young (undiagnosed autistic) me

(Also that one book series with the weird lady who lived in an upside down house and her late husbsnd (who i think died under mysterious circumstances) was a pirate and she always suggested the most INSANE "cures" for different behavorial issues in kids. You know what im talking about, right?

[CW for body horror]

Like, one book was about a kid who HATED bathing and always avoided it and her parents went to the old lady asking for a "cure" and the lady told them to let the kid avoid baths and play in the mud an stuff until there was a layer of dirt on her skin and then they were to sneek into the kids room to PLANT RADISH SEEDS IN THE DIRT and they'd MIST THE CHILD'S DIRT LAYER (ALSO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE SHE SLEPT) every night until eventually the radishes sprouted and the roots started GROWING INTO THE CHILDS SKIN and THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS!!! and in the end basically that was so scary and painful for the kid that she took a bath every day of her life afterwards. Please tell me someone else remembers these books.)

Anyways this ask totally got away from me but. Homeschool! I guess!

Amelia Bedelia was so incredibly relatable and looking back now with the perspective of (at the time) undiagnosed ADHD and potential undiagnosed autism it makes so much sense (Also Zooboomafoo was awesome. I preferred Wild Kratts but I remember being obsessed with Zooboomafoo for like 6 months straight)

MRS PIGGLE WIGGLE My mom had me read those books when I was like 7 and I loved them so much

I remember reading that exact book omg. I thought that I was the only one who actually enjoyed them.

This is making me want to make a homeschool poll or something just to see what universal homeschool experiences we all have (apparently PBS is mostly universal excluding @hellsite-hall-of-fame)

[faithis-trying]

Amelia bedilia

[hellsite-hungergames]

I dont know amelia bedilia but the other day I saw a fetish art of her with her feet out...

I-

Rule 34 ig

[whentheskittlesfightback]

someone:im gonna go take a shit bro brb

amelia bedilia: you. what

[mackerel-mako]

y’all i think amelia bedilia is autistic she takes everything seriously and also i say so

[yokowan]

amelia bedilia ass post