#amazing uchiha bruhs

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Chapter 2

A loud trumpet was heard and Naruto could only assume whoever was playing it didn’t know jack shit about music. He turned his back at the door and placed the pillow over his head.

“RISE AND SHINE, LADIES!” Fugaku shouted loudly. His voice was even worse in the morning. Naruto heard some small noises around him, but he decided to keep lying.

“All pussies” Fugaku said, causing Naruto to groan annoyed.

“That includes you” Utakata voice came closer.

=Special thanks to @failureoftheyear for editing=

“Sorry, sir, couldn’t hear you over my giant dick” Naruto commented moody. Some of the bunkmates chuckled.

“Now, blondie” Utakata said. “I don’t like repeating myself”

“Makes the both of us, dattebayo” Naruto turned his head to look at the trainer. “Just a tip, they give lessons to play the trumpet, I know it requires to blow it, and believe it or not, it is different from blowjobs”

“Listen, you are already in a bad position, don’t make it worse on yourself”

“To be fair, it was the old man who started with the gender stereotype bullshit, who is making whom their enemy?” Naruto hissed feeling somebody pull him from his hair and dragging him off the bed onto wooden floor. “That is abuse, dattebayo!” Naruto looked up, his angry eyes meeting that of Fugaku. He always hated the man.

“Tough world” Fugaku said.

“Y’know, old man, it suddenly makes sense to me” Naruto got up from the ground and looked Fugaku dead in the eye, “Why your son dressed like somebody with daddy issues” The blond had a cocky look on his face. Utakata wanted to punch the blond, but Fugaku extended his arm.

“Uzumaki, you watch your tongue”  Fugaku narrowed his eyes and somehow he found another resemblance between Sasuke and his father.

“This is freedom of speech, you can’t arrest me for that” Naruto smirked. He walked out of the bunk, like the others. The sun was up, but it was still very early. The air was cold and the grass was wet under his feet. Naruto yawned and stretched his arms over his head. He looked over at the other bunks, everybody was heading to the bathroom to freshen up and he decided to follow their example.

“It is not even 5 A.M” One guy was looking at his watch, “I mostly go to bed around this time!”

“Same” Naruto commented, walking next to him from the bunks where they got changed into their uniforms to the dining hall. The guy kept on complaining, but Naruto didn’t listen, nor did he care. His eyes caught the raven sitting on a picnic table. One leg on each side of the bench board as he appeared to be telling a story to Utakata. So it seemed the trainer could smile after all. Naruto sat down on an empty seat, grabbing a slice of toast. It was obvious to him that the trainer had some sort of crush on the raven. The way he smiled and overall looked at him. If his had doubts before, they were all gone the moment he saw Utakata’s hand on Sasuke’s right knee, moving slowly up to his thigh, stroking it before giving it a light squeeze. The older man leaned in and for a moment Naruto thought he was going to kiss Sasuke, but he whispered something before backing off. The raven looked surprised.

“We’ll see about that” He said outloud, grabbing a banana from his plate.

“What are you looking at?”

“The hottie that tormented you yesterday?”

Naruto didn’t pay attention to the others on the table, they all soon turned their heads towards Sasuke who was listening to something his dad said. He then suddenly turned his head around, his eyes meeting Naruto’s right away. Naruto bit the inside of his cheek, seeing Sasuke’s lips around the banana. However, the only reason the raven would have ever been looking at him would be if Fugaku mentioned his comment earlier in the morning.  

“Wish those pretty lips would be put to good use-”

“You mean swearing and screaming at us?” The girl commented.

“I meant sucking my dick, of course!” The guy raised his voice and an awkward silence filled the dining room. Sasuke bit off the banana in a rather dramatic way.

“Burn!” Some of the trainees shouted.

“I’ll have you know!” The guy stood up to get everyone quiet, “I am actually into that, what ya say, raven?” The guy spreaded his arms in a welcoming way, closing his eyes like he had already won something, but not even a second after his so called speech, a banana peel was thrown towards his head with such a force, he fell backward on the ground.

“Not even in your wildest fantasies”  Sasuke commented, turning his back at the trainees. The guy got up from the ground, rubbing his head before sitting back down.

“So you guys know, I dreamt about him last night…so…yeah…”

“Dude, there is a red print on your face of the banana peel” The girl commented, smacking him on the cheek. “Besides, Utakata is who you wanna fuck, the raven is more…just for threesomes”

“You guys know his name?” Naruto asked them, but they all shook their heads, “Sasuke” he answered, causing the raven to immediately turn his head and look at the blond talking to the others.

“How do you know?” The girl asked.

“Utakata said it outloud, you dumbasses ought to pay attention so now and then” Naruto answered nonchalantly.

“What kind of name is that anyway? I mean, does it sound sexy when I moan it?” The guy made a few poor attempts.

“You fucking or killing a bird?” The girl commented, rolling her eyes.

“I think it is from the…the children books, Samurai Sarutobi Sasuke? You know the adventures of the samurai?” Naruto felt like talking to a wall. It seemed neither of them had ever heard of it…or…have they never heard of books. “It is a fucking book”  Naruto said in short, he took a bite from his toast before turning his eyes and catching Sasuke look at him.

“From the fucking books, right?” Naruto asked out loud, still chewing on the toast. Sasuke didn’t answer, he scoffed slightly before turning his head away.

“You know that samurai was gay as fuck, dattebayo” Naruto muttered.

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“Twenty-five…twenty-six…twenty-seven-”

Naruto hissed annoyed, hearing his trainer count their push-up out loud. His arms already started feeling weak and wobbly.

“Twenty-eight-” One of the trainees in his team fell through their arms on to the ground, panting heavily.

“And we are back at zero-” Utakata folded his arms, looking at the fallen trainee. Naruto shook his head, having to do it all again.

“One…two…”

Naruto looked at the grass in front of him, seeing a familiar pair boots in front of him. He looked up, seeing Uchiha Sasuke standing in front of him. His arms were folded over his chest and he looked down at Naruto.

“Hey, sexy” Naruto said, still following Utakata’s count. The blond tried to keep his arms stable, he didn’t want to appear weak in front of the raven.

“Get up” The Uchiha demanded. That demand couldn’t come any better moment. Naruto quickly got up, it felt good to allow his arms to rest for a moment.

“What is it, dattebayo?” Naruto asked, stretching his triceps.

“I heard you had a problem with the way I dress, is there something you wish to discuss with me?“  Sasuke was frowning slightly, maybe he was a little pissed, but it was most likely the sun shining directly in his eyes.

“Me? I don’t have issues, but it seems your clothes are implying you do have issues” Naruto leaned slightly in with his head and whispered in Sasuke’s ear, “Daddy issues”

The Uchiha scoffed, taking a step back from the blond while he shook his head.

“You have big mouth” Sasuke stated.

“I have more things that are considered big” His blue eyes indicated to his crotch, “You want to have a taste of that too?”  

“Watch it, I am your superior”  The Uchiha warned.

“Bitch, we will see” Naruto said.

“Enough!” Sasuke grabbed Naruto by his arm. He moved fast, turning himself around and pulled the arm, throwing Naruto’s body over his shoulder, painfully on the ground. But before the Uchiha could take a step back, Naruto pulled him from the same arm.

The movement was sudden and unexpected. Sasuke fell forwards on Naruto, his head near Naruto’s crotch. The Uchiha hissed, leaning his weight on his left arm, allowing the right to push his bangs away from his eyes. He turned his head to look at the blond who was smirking like a fucking idiot. Sasuke’s eyes widened slightly and his cheeks turned red when he realized the position he was. He quickly got up and angrily he kicked Naruto right in the stomach.

“You have made the list, bitch!” Sasuke shouted.

“Worth the ass view” Naruto rolled to his side, his arms were wrapped around his stomach and yet the cocky look remained. Sasuke’s expression darkened and he wanted to beat the blond up if it wasn’t for Utakata wrapping his arms around Sasuke’s middle and pulling him away.

“Let me go! I wanna beat his ass!” The raven shouted.

“That is exactly what he wants too, he is trying to get under your skin-”

“I am more trying to get in his booty shorts” Naruto winked at Sasuke.

“Just…go to your dad” Utakata turned the Uchiha around and placed his hands on his shoulders. He leaned in, whispering something in Sasuke’s ear.  A smile appeared on Sasuke’s face and he nodded.

“You know just what to say” The raven said before walking off. Utakata gave a confirming nod, looking at Sasuke walk away until he was out of sight

“So he is daddy’s little princess after all?” Naruto commented, getting up from the grass.

“Uzumaki, 70 push-ups, now”

“It was fifty before, dattebayo!” Naruto seemed angry.

“And now, specially for you, 70, y’all do seventy and thank your friend blondie over here for it”  Utakata said, narrowing his eyes when he looked at Naruto.

The training day was harsh. They had to jog for hours, they had to climb trees and do sit ups, pull ups. At the end, even though Naruto didn’t want to admit it, he was beat. It was good thing his stamina kept him going way longer than most trainees. They walked back to the base from the forest. Naruto walked right behind Utakata while the others from his groups were meters behind them.

“Eh” Naruto heard Sasuke’s voice from behind the trees. He saw how he threw a bottle of water at Utakata. “Dehydration is not a myth, don’t take your group too far in the forest”

“Is that coming from you or from Fugaku?” Utakata asked after taking a big sip of water.

“Daddy says he doesn’t want to waste medical supplies, and he is right” Sasuke said, holding a box against his hip.

“He send you with water?” Utakata leaned his elbow on Sasuke’s shoulder.

“I actually thought of it” Sasuke said, “It got him to stop complaining” The Uchiha looked at the others of the team arriving. They seemed beat.

“Hnnn…you could have been more lenient with them, they just got started” Sasuke shook his head. “Catch y’all!” The raven grabbed some bottles and threw them at each trainee. Some caught it, most dropped it.

“Of course, there is blondie” Sasuke said holding a bottle of water in his hand, flipping it up and catching it again, “Have you given it your all?”  He walked towards Naruto.

“I tried” Naruto said.  

“I guess you do deserve to cool off” Sasuke said squeezing the bottle in his hand. The water hit Naruto’s face. He looked at Uchiha chuckling by the sight of the Naruto’s wet face, dripping over his shirt.

“Thanks, I feel a lot cooler now” Naruto ran his hand through his wet hair that was dripping on his already sweaty shirt. The blond took it off, using the dry part to wipe the water off his face before putting the shirt over his shoulder. He could see Sasuke’s eyes scan his torso thoroughly.  

“Hey, eyes up here” Naruto joked, pointing at his eyes with his fingers. Sasuke looked up and there was slight annoyance visible in his eyes. “I’ll take the rest then” He grabbed the bottle from Sasuke, making sure their fingers touched. He leaned in so his lips were near Sasuke’s ear. “There is more where that came from, if you ever want to bone”  Naruto whispered, causing the Uchiha to hissed.

“Not even in your wildest dreams, usuratonkachi!” Sasuke shouted, pushing Naruto away. The blond laughed.

“If you ever change your mind, princess, you know where my bunk is”

“Don’t call me that!” Sasuke dropped the box with the remaining bottles of water in it, “ I will break your bones! All 206 of them!”

“207” Naruto groped his crotch, “If you catch my drift, pretty boy” He winked. A nerve popped on Sasuke’s head as he took a deep breath, cracking his fingers.

“Ah, Sasuke, look if Kiro needs some more water, alright?” He pushed the box back in Sasuke’s arms. “Go on, I will see you during dinner” Utakata said, grabbing Sasuke by his shoulders and pushing him towards the right direction.

“Tch-” Sasuke scoffed, walking off.

“You, don’t challenge him, he can and will break your bones I did you a favor-”

“Did you? Dattebayo” Naruto seemed uninterested.

“Put your shirt back on” Utakata demanded. His voice was neutral, but he had a certain annoyed look in his eyes.

Dinner couldn’t come fast enough. After all this rough training, it was only logical that the body was eager for some protein.

“Why don’t they just shit on my plate, save the effort” One of the trainees was complaining loudly.

“It could have been worse” Naruto muttered, looking at the beans. Maybe if he poked it long enough it would finally move off his plate. He smiled by the idea, “We can keep complaining, but we should focus on the positive effects, after this, we are all ripped as eff”

“That makes no sense, why doesn’t the government send us to fat camp, where we eat all day, half of these fuckers would not be able to run and so commit less crime”  

Naruto looked at the girl adjacent from his, this chick was making some sense.

“Entire justice system is fucked up, dattebayo” Naruto took a bite of the bread. At least that was edible. “We are taking orders from some brat that is supposed to be in middle school or some shit, isn’t skipping school a crime?”

“Middle school? Guy might be in college” The girl looked over her shoulder at Sasuke, “Nah, it doesn’t make sense, he is not a day older than we are”

“Maybe he is just some highschool kid?” The guy asked.

“Military school” The girl gasped, “That explains the hot ass”

“Nah…Vin Diesel in that one movie where he is baby sitter or some shit, he went to military school and he is like very different” The girl said, “That bitch probably skips P.E “ Naruto looked at Sasuke who was poking his fork in the food before looking up and meeting Naruto’s eyes.

“I’m gonna call it an early night” The Uchiha stood up.

“Sasuke” Fugaku turned his head to his son.

“Don’t forget to do your homework”

“I won’t” Sasuke’s expression turned annoyed. Apparently the Uchiha didn’t like to get bossed around, “Goodnight, daddy”

“Homework y’all, he is in high school” The girl said.

“Bitch, they have homework in elementary school too and in middle school” The guy said annoyed.

“Y’know, I am going to go out for a walk”

“Wasn’t a day filled with exercise enough?” The guy shook his head.

“They say some night activity is healthy, dattebayo” Naruto winked before leaving.

About twenty minutes passed and the sky was pretty dark by now. He was lucky the moon provided for some light because even with the light Naruto was pretty sure he had lost his way in the forest. Perhaps it was actually a good thing, it will be a good excuse to skip training, but he doubt it was that easy.  Naruto looked up when he heard some noises. It sounded like somebody jumped in water. He walked towards the sound, hiding behind a tree before looking what was behind it.

“Jackpot, dattebayo” Naruto smirked seeing a bunch of clothes laid down on a rock and seeing the duck-butt hairstyle in the water. He tried to get closer to have a better look, but he stepped on a branch and it snapped, causing the Uchiha to turn his head around.

“Bubbles?” He called out, swimming towards the side, “Bubbles, what is taking you so long?”  He leaned had his arms on the grass and leaned his head on them. “Come on, this isn’t Friday the 13th”   

At this point Naruto wasn’t sure to reveal himself. Maybe if he just remained quiet the Uchiha might think it was a fox or something.

“Or…is it?” Sasuke frowned, “Show yourself! I know somebody is there!”

Naruto sighed before appearing from behind the tree, holding his hands up like he was arrested.

“Fucking kidding me!” Sasuke moved away from the coast, “What happened to curfew?!”

“We had curfew?” Naruto asked as he walked to the coast and looked at Sasuke in the water. “Aw, princess, you look beautiful, say, do you like playing the little mermaid out here?”

“Fuck you!” Sasuke hissed, “You are out of bounds! You are in a lot of trouble!”

“Am I? Well, I guess you gotta get out of the water in order to punish me for it” Naruto smirked, “But you can’t, can you? Ah, that right, all your clothes are there” He walked towards the rock, holding the green crop top up, “And for you to punish me, it means you gotta get your fine ass out of the water and walk up here…and I gotta say, for that view, I won’t mind the punishment”

“Fucking asshole, get your ass to camp, now!” Sasuke hissed while Naruto examined the green top. He let it slide over his finger onto the ground.

“What did you say? I can’t hear you from there” Naruto’s cocky smile didn’t seem to disappeared. He held up Sasuke’s boxer briefs before looking at the Uchiha. “Adorable” He said.

“Uzumaki, I demand you to stop!”

“I bet these thirsty bitches would actually pay good money for these” Naruto ignored Sasuke’s words completely. He dropped it on the ground before looking at the other clothing item. “Holy fuck” Naruto reached for the gun holster before, grabbing the gun out of it. “You just carry these around for fun?”

“Put it down!” Sasuke shouted. Naruto looked down at the water, “Why don’t you get out of the lake and make me?”

“You are in serious trouble, usuratonkachi!”

“It gets troublesome for yourself” Naruto examined the gun, “Did daddy teach you how to shoot a gun?” Naruto scoffed, “That is cool, my dad doesn’t teach me shit like that”  He closed his left eye and aimed for a tree “I see them hold it this way in the movies, ya know? And then they push this back and-” a click sound was heard and Naruto looked surprised.

“That is dangerous” A wet hand was placed over his hand and Naruto scoffed, rolling his eyes.  “You smart son of a bitch”

“You were too occupied with my gun” Sasuke was standing behind Naruto, putting the safety back on before taking it away from Naruto.

“I wasn’t gonna shoot you or anything” Naruto said.

“Hn, not many shoot…They threaten” Sasuke said and Naruto tried to look back, maybe get some sort of glimpse. He turned his head away feeling the gun to his back.

“That is a crime, dattebayo” Naruto commented.

“It will be your word against mine” Sasuke whispered.

“Awkwardly, turned on right now” Naruto muttered, “Your daddy taught you how to intimidate too? Typical cop”

“Hey! What did your daddy teach you, how to smuggle drugs through your asshole?”

“Actually, my dad taught me about agoraphobia and dissociative amnesia”

“Is he locked up in some mental institution?” Sasuke asked, he lowered the gun.

“Actually, he is a therapist” Naruto took the chance to turn around, but was disappointed seeing Sasuke back in his shorts. He pulled the crop top back over his head before running his hand down his wet hair.

“You expect me to believe that?” Sasuke raised an eyebrow, “He must be one crappy therapist if he can’t keep his son away from jail”

“That really has nothing to do with my dad or his job, dattebayo”

“Right, let’s play the game I call, lemme guess your tragic backstory” Sasuke sat down and tied the holster around his leg, putting the gun back in it before grabbing his boots to put them on. “Your mom was never in the picture, your dad never had time for you because work came always first, You feel neglected by him and that is why you became the punk you are today”

“So wrong” Naruto grabbed a small rock from the ground and threw it in the lake, “My dad is a therapist, he has an home office so he around a lot actually, My mom is a part time teacher for kids with disabilities, I am an only child and got basically all my parents attention growing up” Naruto lowered his gaze to the ground, “we are that kind of family that eats pancakes on sundays, you feel me?”

“That is not very tragic, what caused you to fuck up this bad?” Sasuke asked, his eyes on Naruto.

“It doesn’t matter now” Naruto threw another rock in the water. “My turn, you are daddy’s little princess…I assume that makes you his youngest child…maybe his only, you hang out with dudes that are twice your age…so I guess you aren’t well liked by people your own age”

“I am one out of six” Sasuke sighed, leaning on his elbows as he stared at the lake.

“One of six what?” Naruto sat down next to him.

“I am one out of six kids” Sasuke smiled, “I have five older brothers”

“That is…a lot” Naruto said.

“Yeah, they are all out of the house now, I am the only bird left in the nest, most of them work in Konoha, one of them is in univeristy”

“Where are you from then?” Naruto asked.

“I live at the Valley of the End, two hours from Konoha” Sasuke said.

“No way, there is a classmate of mine that used to live there…Suigetsu-”

“No way” Sasuke looked at Naruto, “He was my best friend”

“That dude? Really?” Naruto looked surprised.

“Yeah, I lived near the park, it was literally across my house, we played there a lot”  Sasuke tied his shoes before getting up. “Get your ass up, I am bring you to your bunk, and yes there is a curfew, nobody out of their bunks after 10”

Sasuke walked ahead.

“Daddy will see to your punishment”

“Yeah, maybe if I tell him how you were naked in a lake waiting for Utakata to come, sure that won’t arouse some questions”

Sasuke turned his head around and looked at Naruto.

“So, you were sleepwalking and I found you and brought you back to the bunk, right?” Sasuke said.

“Ooh shit, daddy doesn’t know you bone him?” Naruto voice was pretty loud.

“Wha-AT!” Sasuke suddenly fell through one knee, cursing loudly.

“Shit, are you alright?” Naruto asked, seeing Sasuke pull his right foot out of what seemed to be a hole.

“Fucking rabbit hole!” He hissed wrapping both hand around his ankle.

“Did you break it?” Naruto asked.

“No…no…it’s barely even twisted!” Sasuke immediately tried to get up again, but hissed the moment he put weight on the injured leg.

“Surely it isn’t twisted…” Naruto sounded sarcastic.

“It is fine! I will just ice it when I get to my bunk-”

“Sasuke, it is a twenty minutes walk to even get here, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but by the time you reached your bunk the ice has not only been melted, the word probably came to an end”

“Just…be my human walking stick ” Sasuke put his arm over Naruto’s  shoulder.

“Oe la la, look at how close we are” Naruto had his dumbass smile on his face.

“I will punch that expression off your face” Sasuke hissed, “And keep your arm around my waist, not my hip”

“But baaabbeee~”

“I swear to god, Naruto, I will shoot you”

“Babe, are you on your period? Why are you tripping on me?” Naruto felt Sasuke’s hand pull his ear. “Alright, alright!”

“You truly are enjoying this?” Sasuke sighed.

“Yeah, what can I say? I am getting ripped and there is a hot piece of ass clenching to me, I guess the justice system works”

“Fuck you~” Sasuke chuckled.

“Aw, look at that, my charms are working, maybe when we reach your bunk I could get a glass of  water” Naruto winked.

“You go thirsty tonight” Sasuke said.

“Tonight? So I have a shot tomorrow?” Naruto asked. Sasuke stopped walking.

“It is a very slim chance” Sasuke admitted.

“Hey, I take what I can get, dattebayo” Naruto looked ahead of him. “Your ankle must really hurt, you are sure it isn’t broken?”

“Positive…I just need to ice it and keep it elevated and shit”  Sasuke sighed. “Why did I go to the lake?”

“You probably wanted to get laid, but the booty call didn’t arrive” Naruto said, “But I am here”

“In your dreams” Sasuke said.

“Fine…” Naruto scratched the back of his head, “How much do you weight?”

“You.Did.Not.Just.Ask.Me.That”  

“Worse case scenario, I drop you” Naruto commented.

“I don’t know…” Sasuke grabbed Naruto’s biceps, “You don’t look that strong”

“Watch me, bastard!” Naruto titled Sasuke up princess style, causing the Uchiha to look rather impressed.

“Damn, Uzumaki, didn’t know you had it in you” Sasuke commented, his hands on Naruto’s shoulders.  “But can you hold it for the entire walk back?”

“Watch me, dattebayo!” Naruto said, but he felt his already sore arms getting heavier, but it was too late to back off now. Now he had to live up to his big words. Well, the time better pass fast because right now he could only focus on the pain in his arms. “So, uhm…five brothers, that is a lot”

“It is alright, I can’t imagine it otherwise” Sasuke said, staring at Naruto’s face. The blond had a sharp jawline and some thin lines on his cheek. Unconsciously, Sasuke’s hand cupped the blond’s cheek, causing Naruto to look at him.

“So here is where I kiss you, right?” The blond teased.

“Not even close!” Sasuke said, pinching Naruto’s cheek, “I meant to ask sooner…what are those scars on your cheek?”

“Scars, duh” Naruto answered sarcastically. He felt Sasuke’s hand behind his neck, suddenly grabbing his hair and pulling it slightly.

“You wanna play dumb with me again, usuratonkachi?”

“You want to hear the story behind the scars on my cheek?” Naruto asked and Sasuke remained silence, waiting for the story to begin.

“I saved a small kitten for being eaten by a giant beer and then I single handedly defeated the bear and then a ninja appeared-” A hand was pressed against Naruto’s mouth.

“And now the truth?” Sasuke said before removing his hand.

“I was a stupid kid and my mom had left a peeling knife on the table and I grabbed it and drew whiskers on my face, they weren’t deep, but they became scars because I kept peeling the scabs off, my bad, dattebayo”

“Fucking, stupid kid you were…you are” Sasuke said, “But I got to admit, they give you something…badass”

“And you like badasses?” Naruto questioned.

“No, I am badass…that make other badasses less…badass” Sasuke turned his head away. He pointed at a bunk, “There” He said.

“Stupid explanation, bastard” Naruto walked towards the bunk and put Sasuke down. He stretched his arms, “You need me to get you some ice or tell your dad what happened? I swear to leave out the intense and rough intercourse we had” The blond winked.

“I am fine, you go get your rest” Sasuke put his hands on Naruto’s biceps, squeezing them slightly “You need it”.

“Right,  so about the glass of water-” Sasuke pushed Naruto away.

“Goodnight, Usuratonkachi” The raven said.

“See ya, bastard” Naruto turned around to head to his own bunk, but he heard Sasuke call out his name and he immediately turned around.

“I owe you one” Sasuke said.

“I’ll keep you to that, dattebayo”

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I am going down memory lane and I remember doing the draw the squad edits. Hahahha

Presenting, shisui, itachi, Madara izuna and sasuke

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I just found your blog and your writing is super good! Could you do some headcanons for Sasuke falling in love with his best friend, who he's known pretty much all his life? Thank you :)

A/N: first off, thank you!! I did this head canon kinda in a time line type thing because it felt more.. ✨D R A M A T I C✨ that way, but it ended up really angsty and long.. we love a slow burn! anyways.. enjoy!

Also.. I needed to create a version of our wonderful y/n where they could relate to Sasukes pain. I don’t think he could have a best friend who didn’t experience that same feeling of losing people so close to you. Therefore, TW: death, parental death

LMAO AND BRUH I proofread this 20 times but I kept adding things so everytime I proofread I would have to re read again and it was a never ending cycle and I fininshed this at around 3 am so I can’t tell if it’s proofread well enough but I’m so tried please-

✎ Sasuke falling for his bestfriend

You’ve known Sasuke since he was young, before the the murder of his clan. You weren’t an Uchiha, but you met him through the academy. On your first day you were really nervous but also really excited because you had something to prove. You may have been the underdog in your very complicated family, but that stopped now. Both you and Sasuke could sense that same drive to prove your worth in eachother and so you instantly took a liking to one another. Through the passing weeks you two quickly became friends.

You lost your mom due to an illness and your dad was succumbing to the same disease as well. You weren’t the richest family, your mom left behind three kids; Yourself and your two older brothers. That’s quite a lot of mouths to feed. Thing is, one is in the Anbu and the other is a Chunin and they both don’t talk to you very much. Your dad being sick as well, he could not make you your meals or do your laundry. Those were all things you learned to do on your own. Your brothers ignored you for the most part and you could tell they thought of you as a nuisance, often having to clean up after your messes, but you believed that the day you would become a ninja is the day that would all change.

You remember telling Sasuke about that and he said he could relate to those things. The feeling of being the weaker kid, the one that fell behind sometimes. He experienced that himself too. This all just made you two a lot closer as the two of you knew you had someone to turn to when you felt like that.

After the murder of the Uchihas, he became very distant. Which you figured was natural, he needed some time alone. You remembered what you felt like when you lost your mom and so you gave him space. It took a while but a few months later he started to slowly join you for practice at the academy or sit by you at lunch time, but the second you tried to bring up his family and if he ever wanted to talk about it, he would shrug you off and completely shut the idea down, so you left it alone.

If ever he wanted company, to quell his loneliness - even if it was for a few brief moments, it seemed like you were always there to help. Even when he was in a sour mood and he would snap at you, you would give him this look, like you knew deep down knew that he didn’t mean it and he was just venting. That didn’t mean the words didn’t cut deep sometimes, in fact you’d cried in a few particularly nasty drawls he had. He would always end up apologizing, even if he didn’t say the exact three words, you could tell he was making a valiant effort to show you he cared about you.

And it felt nice. To have a friend like that, that could relieve some of your loneliness. You knew what it was like to be on your own at a very young age and so you offered him help in doing laundry and cooking and cleaning, until he started to figure it out more himself. You may never feel the pain that he has, but you had a glimpse of it before, and it comforted him to know that he wasn’t suffering alone.

The only person who could ever really crack a smile on his face was you, leading up to your graduation from the academy the two of you had grown to be closer than ever. It felt like you understood him. If he needed time alone you pulled back, if he wanted time with you, you would make the effort to make it happen. He didn’t want a clingy friendship and you respected that.

However, he did want to be on a squad with you. Once you both graduated from the academy both your goals seemed closer than before. You were going to be an amazing ninja, so amazing that your brothers would have no choice but to acknowledge you and Sasuke was going to be an avenger of his clan. You were going to help eachother grow to that point together. So it bummed you both out when you weren’t on the same squads. You felt a little jealous, knowing that he was with Sakura. She was a nice girl, for the most part, but you didn’t like how she always threw herself at Sasuke. You were the only girl in your squad and the boys you were with were pretty friendly, Sasuke didn’t like that either. You both never said anything about to eachother that of course.

After you would both train in your respective squads, you’d eat lunch together or walk around and talk about what transpired. He would always talk about Naruto, well complain more than talk, and it kind of made you feel sad. You could see right through him, Narutos felt his pain too. The two of them could try to deny it, but they admired eachother a lot. With all the missions you two had to go on, time with eachother became a very limited precious. Meanwhile, his bond with Naruto and Sakura became stronger. The same could be said for you and your team. You had actually grown to like one another and your skills complimented eachother perfectly.

So your hangouts kind of came to a stop for a while. He would hang out with his own team after missions and training and you would hang out with yours. Sometimes he would stop by your place and you would talk for a while, but then he’d be called off for a mission or dragged away by Naruto and Sakura. You were happy he was making friends and if that meant you didn’t have as much time with him, than that was okay. Afterall you weren’t completely alone anymore either.

It was when your dad finally succumbed to his disease that your ties to one another became almost completely severed. Your dad was the last family member that believed in you and spent time with you. You fed him and helped him more than any of your brothers and he was that last bit of encouragment in your life. That candle of hope in your heart began to flicker helplessly. It was holding onto the flame with weak and tired arms, there was only a bit of a glimmer of light left in your life.. and that light was your friend Sasuke.

Even if he was preoccupied with missions, when he heard the news that your dad passed away, he spent as much time as he could with you. Like him though, you tried to brush it off and would change the subject whenever he tried to get you to talk about it. You were bottling it all up just like he was and he was sad that he didn’t know how to help you. All he knew was that he had to be with you to help you get through this.

That didn’t really work though, the chunin exams began around the same time as your fathers passing. So once again you didn’t see Sasuke for long periods of time and honestly, you weren’t thinking about him. Your mind was still more than occupied with the loss of your father. Plus, your sensei didn’t nominate your squad for the Chunin exams and as much as you hated to admit it.. It had made you a little bitter to think that Sasuke would be taking that next step without you.

After the village was invaded by the Sound and Orochimaru, the two of you oddly enough became close again. It was strange that it was that event that brought you back together again. He filled you in with everything that was happening to him. He showed you the curse mark, (he didn’t even hesitate to show you.) Almost like he was asking for your help, but you didn’t know what you could do.. the mark worried you a lot. And this Orochimaru... you had never heard that name before, but little did you know how his name would be burnt into your mind later on.

You weren’t there when Sasuke left the village to join Orochimaru. That’s probably what made it so easy for him to go. If you had been there and asked him to stay instead of Sakura, he would have thought twice. But no, your squad was sent away on a really important mission at that time, it was a chance to prove yourself after missing out on missions due to the loss of your father. When you got back and heard the news from Sakura - a girl who you remembered was obsessed with him - you didn’t believe it at first. It took the Hokage to actually convince you.

Why would he leave? Weren’t you on a path together?

But when you got back to your own apartment — you had moved away from your brothers with the money you got from missions — there was a letter on your bed, it was from Sasuke. He had written to you about how he was still an avenger and would never manage to be one if he stayed here. You kept re reading his last sentence over and over again.

Don’t come looking for me, it’s no use, I won’t come back. This is the path I’ve chosen. It’s the path I need to take.

It basically felt like your heart was ripped out and that last flicker of light in your life went out. You tore up the letter and then cried with regret as you tried to put it back together. You were angry, but there was no way you were going to let him do this to himself. Damn the path he’s chosen, you won’t let him take it.

So from then on, you insisted to the hokage that you were sent in missions involving Orochimaru or retrieving Sasuke. That’s what lead you to a new team: Sai, Sakura and Naruto with Yamato as the captain. It also lead you right into Orochimarus hideout.

Originally you were just supposed to investigate a tip from Sasori about a spy working to gain information on Orochimaru, but that mission lead to a whole bigger thing, Orochimarus hideout.

Your team found Sasuke, only to have him try and kill Naruto and probably the rest of you if he had the chance. You tried to convince him to come back, but he wouldn’t have it, in fact, when you spoke it felt like it angered him even more. It made you want grab him and shake some sense into him. 3 years had gone by and he still didn’t want to come back, he wanted to be orochimarus vessel...

He was really harsh towards Naruto, but also towards you. He had snapped his attention to you when you had come running into the crater he had created. He would be lying if he said his breath didn’t hitch at the sight of you, but he hid his feelings well.

“Tch... Y/n, so this is how you’ve been spending your time.. After all these years?Trying to bring me back.. I guess your brothers were right about you, you really are pathetic.”

But then you hit him with that look, the one you used to give him when he would get harsh with you as kids, the one that knew he didn’t mean it and he suddenly had the urge to look away in shame. He was angered that he didn’t the reaction he wanted out of you, he wanted hurt you and push you away, but you refused to give into him. You’re born so stubborn. That was why you had always been such good friends.

When Orochimaru interfered and they escaped, the last thing he heard was you, “wake up, Sasuke. You’re not meant to be with these people and you know it.” He couldn’t tell if your voice was disappointed, hurt, disgusted or whatever it may be, but he didn’t like it.

Anyways, once they were gone he couldn’t stop thinking about you. So you were still thinking about him? After all this time... You even got yourself involved with Naruto and Sakura. He didn’t like that he cared about the fact that you didn’t forget about him. Truth is, he needed to forget about you. That’s if he was going to avenge his clan. You weren’t apart of his path anymore, you couldn’t be apart of his path anymore.

It’s not like he had stopped thinking about you for the past three years, in fact, you were frequently on his mind. He had managed to suppress it though, it only took him a good two years. The past year he had begun to flush away you and his old teammates. All that work was useless now because he had just seen you again in real life and you were grown up now, that made everything so much harder. What were you doing that very moment? Sleeping? Out with your team? Thinking of him? He wanted to rage everytime he let his mind wander like that.

After that encounter, the first one you two have had in three years, your face was burned into dreams and waking thoughts. You really grew up. You weren’t just some little kid with a dream anymore, you had started on your own path too. He noticed you were taller and you weren’t too awkward in your body like you used to be, with legs a little to long and feet a little too small. Despite those little quirks, he always had an attraction to you, but now there was more of a deeper feeling, a stronger admiration than before... and boy did it pissed him off.

He had been pushing those feelings away from him ever since the death of his clan. It was easier to do it when you were both still awkward little kids. But now that you were taller, you actually started caring for the way you looked and you were wearing more fitted clothes.... stop. You were more than determined too, your drive was strong and it felt like you were not only stronger physically now but also stronger emotionally.

It took him a while to actually accept it, but it was true, he had fallen for you. He realized it when he was laying down in his room in one of Orochimarus hideouts. He had loved you all along and now more than ever, he realized he wanted a future with you, even though it seemed virtually impossible at this point. That didn’t mean he wasn’t willing to fight for it. He felt like he was back at the academy again and all the feelings he had been trying to push away came crashing down on him at once. It was a few days before he was supposed to become Orochimarus vessel, and he knew then, if he became that vessel, he would never have that chance to be with you. To have a life with you. No matter how much he tried to suppress it and fight it, he couldn’t run from his feelings. You had been there for him through everything and you were still fighting for him now, even after all that he’s done.

So there, Alone in that dark room, He decided that he would not give himself up for Orochimaru, not while you were srstill cared for him.

So I decided to end it here on a cliff hanger bc I’m not about to write all of shonen Jump and shippuden into a head canon even though my brain wants me too... I will do a part 2 down the line all the way up to the end of shippuden if y'all want tho bc I thrive off that demanding shit and thats on period 

[sunsofmars-moved]

Ok so what's the general plot for the naruto/ atla crossover? It sounds amazing btw!

bruh I'm glad ur interested!!!!

here's some of the basics:

naruto is the avatar — minato was the avatar before him, and hashirama before him

dual bending is a thing in this au!!!! but it's mostly rare in all of the nations except whirlpool, where in the uzumaki clan, dual benders were a common occurrence (it's the main reason why they were wiped out, too)

Danzo, the garbage man, is essentially the main villain — he's essentially Ozai, and he had naruto's parents murdered in order to end the avatar cycle and the dualbender bloodline, and he wants to undo everything hashirama did and segregate the nations and then conquer them

That means that madara was technically sozin if you think about it

Also all of the countries are integrated in the same way as republic city in LOK azls a result of hashirama bringing about peace after the great war

also Danzo orchestrated the uchiha massacre — they were a pure blood firebender clan that wanted to end all the injustices and prejudice against their clan, and hiruzen, who was head honcho at the time, was willing to go along with the peace talks until he was assassinated (guess who) and then it was pinned on the uchiha, who were then wiped out by danzos faction

Danzo tries to assume power but tsunade takes up the mantle, and now he's gotta figure out how to uphend her from the throne as well

I'm not too sure about the power structures/positions in this au yet dont @ me

anyway jiraiya is a good guardian in this au and he raises naruto and the ame orphans along with tsunade and orochimaru, who is not a creep

The ame trio are like naruto's older siblings bc I said so and my boy deserves it

on that note, orochimaru ends up becoming the guardian to team taka (Karin & Naruto bonding ftw bitches)

also???? Shisui, itachi and sasuke are the only known survivors of the uchiha, and they run away and essentially join the underground fighting rings until orochimaru stumbles across them and brings them back with them

oh btw the akatsuki is kind of like the white lotus???? yeah

they're like helpers of the avatar???? sort of????

Nagato, Konan and Yahiko join after naruto is revealed to be the avatar

Itachi goes too bc he's a pacifist and doesn't want anyone else to go through what he and his brother and cousin did

Shisui goes with him

oh yeah and kurama is naruto's fox

He was originally kushina's but she died so he automatically became naruto's

Btw I hc that the foxes are the uzumaki guardians/summons so this fits perfectly

Kurama is to naruto as what appa was to aang, basically

Uhhhhhhhh

but yeah naruto finds out hes the avatar around age 12

Meets both his mom and dad in the spirit world

SAI IS THE ZUKO CHARACTER Y'ALL

he works under danzo and is ordered to infiltrate the avatar's circle so danzo can plot naruto's demise but sai is just like "yeah no" and tells them

uhm,,,, I think that's it for now!!!! this is all a messy articulation of my thoughts and ideas — @nova-in-novamore added some stuff in too!!! thank you friend!!!!!

stay tuned for more!!!!

[kusunokihimea]

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     [ So due to life being a TOTAL MESS these last several weeks, I actually managed to miss a rather important date last week...that being the fourth anniversary of Ryū and I RPing on Tumblr! It’s weird, it both feels like it’s been longer, and shorter...but! To celebrate, I thought we’d do a little shout-out to the peeps who have stuck around the longest, interacted the most, and overall just made these past four years as fun as they have been. 

     Sadly very few of our original partners remain, but we’ve gained and lost many over the past four years! This, of course, isn’t mean to exclude anyone who has found us more recently (and some inactive blogs may be excluded, but are still loved), but as a little something for those who have been around for the long haul, and who we’ve gotten to know well both IC and OOC! The Naruto RPC has seen its share of ups and downs and changes, after all. So without further adieu...here we go! ]

@historias-multorum :: Little sib! Someone I’ve known I think pretty much since you started, right? A wonderful friend, and so many great interactions between our many muses. It’s been so awesome watching you and your muses grow since you arrived in the community. Tumblr wouldn’t be what it is to us without you <3

@ascxndinggg :: MY SON. Core of my heart, receiver of puns, sharer of memes. The last of my OG mutuals from those first few weeks when so many of us OC blogs banded together and got each other going. You’ve grown so much little one, as a person and a writer, and it’s humbling to see. I love you, kiddo <3

@duckbuttsurvivor :: Sanjiii! One of the first Sasuke blogs we got to interact with, and my goodness Ryū scooped him up as her little brother so fast xD She adores him, and you’re such a good bean, Sanji. A wonderful artist (who has drawn FAR too many things for us (which we love ofc)) and just a sweet guy with sweet muses that we adore <3

@despairinghxpe / @uchiha-madara :: Oh Phoenix, where to begin with you? The clicking between our muses was so much fun to explore (and in some cases, so unexpected!), and remain some of my most memorable interactions we’ve had in this site since coming here. Your writing is phenomenal, and you’ve always been such a sweetie to talk to whenever we get the chance <3

@frogprinceus / @redlineoffate :: MITSUKI! Oh my gosh, writing with you has ALWAYS been such a blast. I love your muses, and all of their bonds with my silly beans. From father-daughter interactions with Jiraiya, to ItaRyū, to all Ryū’s friends on redline, there’s never a shortage of bonds between our blogs. And you are legitimately one of the nicest muns we’ve ever had the pleasure to meet! <3

@hyugainterior :: Hina-mun, you too are one of the brightest lights in the Naruto (and other fandoms) RPC. Your voracious positivity never fails to inspire me. While we don’t write IC, you’re still one of the most memorable people I’ve met during my time here, and every snippet of conversation we have is a gift I treasure. I just hope you’re keeping up with your own well-being as much as you strive to do so for others <3

@sennenryuu :: Another AMAZING OC blog - one that’s dipped in and out of the RPC, but one I’ve adored since discovering it. N, your level of attention to detail of your character and her lore is something I very much look up to and strive to match as a character creator and worldbuilder myself. We’re so happy to see you back in the community, and can’t wait to write with you and get to know you more <3

@yukaikokoro :: STAR! Devourer of my lore x’’D Seriously though, you’ve become one of my closest friends, and I love just chatting with you, and writing with you. It’s been so much fun talking about DL with you, and you’ve honestly been a huge help in pushing my imagination further with it. Now all I gotta do is write it, right? But seriously, we love you both <3

@scnjuclan :: Another blog we’ve formed such awesome IC bonds with. I love our family verse so much - it’s one of my favorite canon-based verses. Little Ryū looks up to Tsunade so much, and uncle Nawaki is a major favorite! All of our interactions always feel so welcoming and organic, I love them. And it’s always great to chat with you, Bailey <3

@silverfaxg :: Oh my goodness, this is seriously the cutest OC blog we’ve ever encountered. Kadia is SUCH A SWEETHEART, and I adore our interactions, especially with Ryū and with Reiji. They’re all just so fluffy and filled with good feels. And chatting ooc is always fun, talking about our silly beans and what shenanigans they’ve gotten themselves into next, ahaha <3

@kyuuzuchiha / @xkaekox :: Booooo~ One of the sweetest muns on the planet. And I know you don’t write too much anymore, but our interactions with both Naruto and Sasuke are too beloved NOT to say something. Between the sibling-like aspect with Naruto, and the budding romance with Sasuke, just...! So many great times. And of course we miss YOU alongside those boyos, and hope you’re doing well my friend <3

@quiet-kunoichi :: Jack, my dear friend. Golly I miss writing with your girl. The modern thread we had was honestly one of my all-time faves and I miss it to pieces, it was SO GOOD. And I love having our little pop-up chats! I hope you’re doing well, and look forward to any return you might make in the future so our girlies can continue being gay messes xD <3

@abyssaldespair :: mEEEG! Bruh. One of my most active RP partners, and one of my closest friends. Still astounds me how we went from cracky side interactions to the mess of shipping and threads and fics we have now, my gosh xD I LOVE our IC stuff, and also just getting to chat with you. Just! One of my besties for sure <3

@noharin :: I AM SO HAPPY YOU’RE ON TUMBLR AGAIN AHHH. I am A Mess at keeping up with Discord stuff but ohman, it’s so great having Rin-senpai back in town across all my silly bloggus. Mey you’re a peach and I love ya and we’ve had so many great threads and AUs. By far one of my favorite blogs and muns <3

@ncgeru :: Oh my gosh, this blog man - this blog xD You are so much fun to talk to OOC even if we don’t do so too often. My goodness. And don’t even get me started on your boy. He’s such a gem! Ryū cares about that boyo a ridiculous amount, and I still giggle to myself over the ToD game with him and Obito duking it out, my gosh xD I love our interactions and always love to see where they go next <3

@i-minato-chan :: I don’t get to write Ryū when she’s a smol too often, so honestly this blog and the AU we write in is SUCH a breath of fresh air. Your little Minato is such a good boy, and Ryū’s friendship with him is so pure and adorable. I love it. Whether it’s them being nerds together or just chilling, each thread has been so much fun <3

@masshirohebi :: Okay real talk, your blog intimidated me for the LONGEST TIME - you’re such a beautiful writer and your characterization is just! So amazing. I’m so glad to be finally interacting with you more. Seriously your Oro is just beyond perfect. I adore them and all their sneaky ways xD And you’re such a sweetie OOC, thank you for writing with us <3

@oc-lootcrate :: Oh my goodness, the OCs on this blog are so GREAT! We need to interact with more of them, I just haven’t had the time dfjhgdfg but the ones we HAVE written with have been a blast. Whether it’s adorable lil Senri or Ryū being this || close to nabbing Kenji, your muses are awesome. And you’re so sweet and easy to talk to, a v v good bloggu <3

@thecorpsecarrier​ :: This blog is just so...unique. I love the idea of the corpse corps, and Jun is such an intriguing character. I have LOVED our threads with the smols. Ryū is so curious about her and just! Wants to be friendos. I love them. And you’ve always been super approachable. I hope life isn’t keeping you too busy, and we get to write again soon! <3

     And to all of our other mutuals we have yet to get to know, we love you guys too! And we look forward to getting to interact both IC and OOC as more time passes. Tumblr RP has, at times, been a rough place to be...but overall it’s been a second home full of wonderful friends who have gotten Ryū and I through many a tough time. So even if you aren’t listed here, you’ve made a difference in this nerd’s life one way or another, so...thank you, and we look forward to another year <3

[domesticsns]

Admin: I see a lot of people back that used to follow me back on The Amazing Uchiha Bruhs and it is nice to see y'all follow this project."

[its-naruto-universe]

So people bash on sakura since she didn’t explain the uchiha tragedy to sarada. Leaving aside that that is sasuke’s duty since it’s his clan and family.

And yet noone talks about himawari and boruto not knowing even about the hyuga and the byuakugan or neji, or the fucking problems the clan had to deal with. Wait but isn’thinata the person with most free time in naruto? since she literally does nothing. Bruh

This fandom hypocrisy never cease to amaze me

[mirai-no-yume]

Tagged challenge!!

Hey guys!! I was tagged by @akarena and by @21tailsofwoe to do this challenge. Thank you so much for the tags, guys!!

Game Rules: Tag 20 amazing followers you want to get to know better

Name: Subha

Nicknames: Mina, Subbu,Subs, Su

Gender:  Female

Star sign: Aries

Height: 173 cm

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favourite color: Any shade of blue tbh. Also, Black and Lavender.

Favorite animal(s): Dogs, Birds, Dolphins.

Average hours of sleep: Ranges from 4-8

Cat or dog person: DOG PERSON DOG PERSON DOG PERSON DOG PERSON DOG PERSON DOG PERSON

Favorite fictional characters:

Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Kushina, Namikaze Minato, Senju Tsunade, Rock Lee, Inuzuka Kiba, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Karin (Naruto)

Katsuki Yuri and Viktor Nikiforov (Yuri on Ice)

Joey Tribbiani and Phoebe Buffay (F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)

Arya Stark (GoT)

Onizuka Hime (SKET Dance)

Mr.Moesby (Suite life series tbh who didn’t love him)

Yato and Iki Hiyori (Noragami)

 Ken Kaneki and Kirishima Touka (Tokyo Ghoul)

Number of blankets I sleep with: Bruh I live in southern India, I don’t need a blanket XD ( Unless it’s winter, then I use one)

Favorite band/singer:  John Legend… hands down. Favourite music artist is Zedd.  For Japanese it’s Nishino Kana. I have a few for my own mother tongue as well.

Dream Trip: The whole world tbh. Anywhere I haven’t been to already.

Dream job: Artist

When the blog was created: July 2014.. Though I wasn’t really active until the Naruto ending came out.

Current number of followers: 1,245 of you lovelies <3

When did your blog reach its peak: I have no idea.

What made you decide to make a tumblr: I made a tumblr because of the beautiful Naruto  artists on this site <3

I choose to tag: @angelz1251, @aaronkf, @shadykingdomjellyfish, @wtp-deep, @radiofreekonoha, @teenagetreepatrol, @greeneyesandpie8, @bryonyoungblood, @theaaroniousone, @narusakuloverforever, @misfit-ghoul, @mrs-gossipgirl, @gusty-ninja and anyone else who wants to do it!! ( You don’t have to if you don’t want to!!)

[theamazinguchihabruhs]

Sasuke be like...

Sasuke:"I just want to go to sleep and never wake up."

Itachi:"So, basically a regular Friday afternoon?"

[fiction-queen-blog]

The Amazing Uchiha Bruhs

Previous chapter

The wreck part 3

“Taxi!” I shouted, seeing a cab drive by.

“Hey” I got in the backseat and leaned in, grabbing a card out of my pocket and handing it to him.  “Make it fast and you will be repaid for your troubles” I said with a kind smile on my face.

“Is he fine?” The cab driver asked, turning his head to Naruto.

“Yes, he had to much too drink.”

The cab driver opened his mouth to say something, but I grabbed fifty bucks and held it between my fingers.

“Let’s not ask too many questions, shall we?” I said, slipping the money in the breast pocket.

“This is quite scary” Menma commented, looking at me.

“My brother taught me” I said, “that is why I never wait for a good table at an exclusive restaurant. Oh…That sound rather bad”

“So…Are we going to talk about what happened in there?” Menma asked, looking over Naruto.

“Nothing happened, and you will not mention it” I said.

“Fine if you don’t want your lover to know about your crazy side”

“We will never mention it” I repeated it.

Menma remained quiet for what seemed like…A very short time.

“It was pretty awesome. I don’t understand why you would want to hide something so amazing about yourself?” He didn’t look at me when he spoke.

“It is insane, and I am not proud of it.” I sighed.

“How could you not? You are like a trained killing-machine”

I felt my throat slightly numb by his choice of words. I figured he wouldn’t notice…But he did.

“Fuck…” He whispered. I could feel him look at me.

“Of course, not” I lied.

“I guess you are not the only one who can read people” I could still feel his eyes on me.

“Shut up” I said, turning my head to the window.  

“Where…are we?” I could hear Naruto say.

“We are going somewhere” Menma answered like he was talking to a child.

“Where?”

“Somewhere” Menma repeated.

Naruto allowed his head to hang for a second before looking back up.

“Where…Are we?” He asked.

“We are going to my pl-“ I stopped talking when I saw Naruto hung his head and vomit. Both Menma and I looked away and closed our eyes.

“Fuck…Naruto” Both of us muttered, seeing the puke on his pants...Some of it got on mine.

“On the bright side….We have a story he will always be embarrassed about” Menma said.

I shook my head.

“Take a left here” I told the cab driver. It was saver to go through the backyard.

I stepped out of the car and while Menma pulled Naruto out of the car I proceeded to hand the cab a little more money for his silence.

“Are you sure you are not involved in some mafia shit?” Menma asked.

“Certain” I said, opening the back gate and letting them in. “Stay quiet, alright?”

We sneaked inside the house, up the stairs to my room. I quickly closed the door behind me.

“Fuck it” Menma dropped Naruto on the floor. “close enough to the bed” he commented.

I grabbed a pillow and put it under his head.

“We gotta take his pants off and put it in the washing machine” I stated

“Dude, I am not taking my cousin’s pants off”

“Fine, be a fucking child about it” I said.

“I will take his shirt off…Fair enough?” He asked.

“Sure” I said, pulling Naruto’s pants off.

I could hear the door of my bedroom open and I looked up shocked when I saw Obito look at me..Before looking at menma …And then looking at the unconscious Naruto. His shocked expression remained as he slowly closed the door. I couldn’t blame him…I would have done the same.

“Dude, was that Tobi? He is so funny”

“Yeah and he saw us undressing an unconscious blond….Wonder what special that will be mentioned in” I said. I threw the pants on the ground and got up, pulling my own down.

“Striptease?” Menma asked, looking amused.

“No, his vomit is on my pants” I said, grabbing the clothes. “I am putting these in the machine…You go look for something Naruto can wear”

“What? Why? He sleeps in his boxer briefs anyway!”

I shushed Menma.

“He can’t be half naked in my room!” I hissed. I know it was not the time, or the place, or the circumstances for that matter…But Naruto was still hot and I couldn’t be getting a boner in a situation like this.

“Fine” Menma hissed.

I quickly walked out of my room and put the clothes in the washing machine before turning it on. Suddenly the light in the laundry room got turned on and I quickly turned around.

“You are home early” Shisui looked concerned.

“Yeah..Uhm…It was not so…Good” I said.

“What are you putting in the machine? Didn’t you just wore those shorts tonight?”

“Uhm…” I looked at the washing machine and then back at Shisui.  “I…. Crapped myself”

Head up, I won worst excuse in the history of excuses.

“So…I came home...Took a shower and…Put my pants in the washing machine” I said.

“Are you….Alright?” Shisui asked. I could see him getting slightly uncomfortable. Not sure how to deal with it.

“Yeah! But uhm…I am going to my room…And…uhm…Going to lay down….” I awkwardly moved passed him towards my room.  “Don’t tell anyone!”

I quickly closed the door behind me and I looked at Menma holding up some white lingerie in the box I had inside my closet.

“Sexy” he commented.

My night couldn’t have gone worst. I grabbed the box from him and put it back in my closet before grabbing an old shirt from Obito I had stolen long ago.

“Put this on him” I said.

“Fine!” He hissed as he listened to me. He then suddenly turned around.

“Crapped yourself? Really? Couldn’t you come with anything better?”

“Sush!” I hissed and kicked him in the back. I sat down on my desk chair and sighed.

“Why does bad things always happen” I muttered.

“What do you consider bad?” Menma asked, sitting against the wall.

“This” I indicated to Naruto.

“If you tell me…Tonight was pretty cool. This story you won’t forget”

“I want to forget” I said.

“Why?”

“Because it was terrible”

“If you ask me…I spend my night dragging my unconscious cousin around, seeing two guys I never really liked get their ass kicked and meeting…You”

“Was meeting me so pleasant?” I asked, getting off the chair and sitting next to him.

“Hmm A hot, crazy, bitch…Yeah does cross out all of my boxes” he turned his head to me and I saw this cocky look in his face again.

“And I met a damaged, little boy-“

“It is considered pretty big” He indicated to his crotch and I rolled my eyes.

“Get in line” I commented. He chuckled.

“Sasuke,” he said, “You are fucking hot”

“Thank you”

“Did Naruto bang you?” He asked.

“None of your business” I answered.

“I am going to say no because….You made me take the trouble of giving him a shirt”

“Shirt...” I remembered my present.

“It is your birthday right? How old?” I asked getting up to get the present I had thrown on the floor the moment we entered the room.

“Twenty-one” Menma said.

“Happy birthday” I said, throwing the present on the lab.

“It is small and stupid” I said. He opened the wrapping and help up the black shirt with the big pink letters “sasuke’s bitch”

“It seemed more accurate” I said, sitting next to him.

“Ha” he got on his knees and pulled his shirt over his head. I could see his torso covered in some scars. It was sad to see. I could only imagine how damaged he was. He suddenly turned his head to me and I suddenly realized my fingers were tracing the scars on his side.

“Sorry” I said, pulling my hand back. Who could do that to their own child. I will never get humans.

“And” he put the shirt on and turned to me.

“Beautifully accurate” I said.

“Thank you. This is the part where I give you a kiss and thank you for the gift?”

“Normally yes” I said, I was about to turn my cheek to him, but his hands grabbed my head and before I knew it I could feel my back getting pushed against the wall while I was pulled in this rough kiss. I felt his hips buck in mine and his hands were so rough on my face.

I know my first instinct was to push him away and just smack him in his cocky face, and yet…. My hands were grabbing fists full of his hair while I felt my body getting warmer. This tingling sensation was going through me and I couldn’t find it in me to just push him away…Not yet at least.

His teeth bit teasingly on my lip and it felt so hot especially when he bucked hips into mine.

He broke the kiss and looked down at me and for a second there when I looked in his eyes. I thought it was Naruto, before I got woken back into reality.

He moved in, but this time I had enough sense in my head…Or quilt in my heart, depending on how you see it, to block his lip with my hand.

“Get off” I meant to sound annoyed, but I sounded more like how I felt…Doubtful.

“Really?” He mouthed. His eyes dwelled to my crotch and back to my eyes.

I wanted to punch that arrogant expression off his face, but looking down at my crotch…There was not much pride to hold on to.  I cleared my throat.

“Fuck me…” I cursed.

“Gladly, sweetie” His head was moving in and suddenly he stopped and looked at me. I looked at his neck and realized I had wrapped my hand around him. How could I not notice it? I directly loosened my grip around his neck.

“Psycho” He sniggered, I could feel his hot breath against my neck as he had come closer.

“I like that” he whispered softly, placing a soft on my neck

“Because you are more damaged than I am”

“I don’t think so” He cupped my cheek, his thumb stroking over my cheekbone.

“How so?”

He smiled genuinely, but I wasn’t sure with this guy. He seemed off in many ways.

“I am not the one digging my nails into my palm” He cocked his head.

I was confused by his word. I looked down at my hand on the ground. I was clenching a fist. Something unusual for me. I turned my hand, seeing my nails dig inside my palm. I undid my fist, seeing their marks left on my skin.

I am not sure what is worst. This guy noticing it or me not even realizing it?

“That’s why I doubt it” He said, grabbing my chin and forcing me to look at him. I am hating guts right now.

“Get your fucking hands off me” I tried to remain calm.

“Or what? Are you going to kill me?”

My heart skipped a beat by his words. It was foolish because there was no way he knew my biggest secret. Yet, I was worried, and even thought he meant his words probably as a joke…I new he noticed my body tensing up. He knew something was up.

I remained silence, and he ended up backing off. He just sat down next to me stretching his legs as he put his hands behind his head. I wasn’t sure him backing off was a good thing or not.

“I feel like chicken nuggets” He stated randomly.

“Every day” I said, letting my head hang and allowing my eyes to close.

Oxoxox

“You puked on his pants”

“No..No..please..No”

“It was really gross. It got on his pants I could see it leak over his legs. Ooh God…Amazing- Auw! Fucker don’t pinch me!”

“Ssshh, Sasuke is asleep”

I opened my eyes from all the talking. I felt a blanket around me and my head was getting supported by something. I looked down, seeing I apparently fell asleep on Menma’s lap. I immediately got up.

“Yeah, I was surprised too with a head so close to my dick that wasn’t sucking it”

I had to blink a couple of times. I had fallen asleep with my lenses in and my eyes were sucked dry.

“Naruto” I said, seeing him look way better than last night. “You fucking moron” I pulled him in a hug. I was so glad he was doing better.

“You got me so worried” I whispered softly.

“I am so sorry” He broke the hug, staring at the floor while he talked.

“It was such a big mess and-“

“You puked on him, it was damn big mess” Menma blurted out.

“Can you shut the fuck up, dattebayo!” Naruto hissed, “I was trying to avoid that part! How do I possibly react to that!”

“If I puke on somebody, I will let you know how that ended” Menma said.

“It is really not big deal” I interrupted their discussion. “Believe me, I had worst”

“Really?  Like? “ Menma asked. I turned my head to him.

“That just something people say to make somebody not feel so bad” I said.

“So basically, Naruto’s puke is the grossest thing that happened to you “

“Actually…The grossest thing was seeing pieces of brain and skull stuck on the wall….” I muttered. “But that is not important. What is important is that you are fine” I cupped Naruto’s cheek.

“I was really worried” I mouthed.

“I am honestly sorry-“

There I could hear somebody trying to open the door, but thank God it was locked.

“Otouto?”  I heard Itachi knock on the door.

“Uhm..Just a second!” I said, looking at Naruto who had this scared expression on his face.

“Does he know?” He whispered.

“No, no we didn’t go to him” I whispered. “Just…Go in the closet”

“Ironic-“

“No time for remarks, jerk” Naruto grabbed Menma by his wrist and dragged him in the closet. I unlocked the door. I felt an imaginary brick hit my head.  

Why was brother standing in a towel in front of me.

“Why is the door the locked?” He asked, inviting himself in.

Like I mentioned many times…There is no privacy in this family.

“I was….Masturbating” I said…It was not a good day for lies.

“So…Specific…” Itachi said.

“You know what else leaves little to the imagination-“

“Oh please” He waved it off, knowing where I was heading too.

“So…Explanation?” I moved my body in front of the closet. I could hear a small disappointed sound and I was not surprised it came from Menma.

“So, my shower only has cold water. I am not sure what is wrong with it, but I must go to work in less than hour. Is it alright if I use yours?”

“Why now” I sounded more annoyed than I should be.  “It just that….Your long hair…Very pretty, but fuck you lose hair more than …. More than…”

“A shedding cat?” I heard a soft whisper from the closet.

“A shedding cat! Thank you!” I wasn’t say that out loud. I saw Itachi give me a concerned look.

“Otouto….Are you hearing voices in your head again?”

“No…No…Hey! What do you mean ‘again’?!” I raised my voice.

“Nothing! I mean…Just the conversations you sometimes have with yourself”

“That is completely out of context! I am reading dialogues out loud and not talking to some voice in my head”

“Yeah…From your fanfictions…”

“Just get inside the damn shower” I pointed at the bathroom.

“Alright...You are cranky today” Itachi said, getting inside of the bathroom. Once I heard the water turn on. I opened the closet and pointed at the window.

“Climb out”

“Ugh..Again” Naruto said.

“What do you mean again?!” I looked confused.

“Nothing! First time!” I saw Naruto already open the window and try to climb out.  “I will call you. I am totally make this up to you and uhm...Sorry again”

“It is alright” I said.  He climbed out. I looked at Menma.

“So….” Menma smirked, “best damn kiss?”

“I had better”

“Really?” He turned his back to the window, “Because I beg the-“

I pushed him out of the window before looking down. He landed on the bushes…I calculated the consequences…But damn I am glad I am bad at maths or else I would be in for murder. I saw Menma glare up from the bushes to my window. I waved before closing it.

Oxoxoxoxox

Bonus scene.

“Fucking bitch” Menma hissed, getting a hand from Naruto to get out of the bushes.

“Never piss of Sasuke. I should have warned you, dattebayo” Naruto responded before turning around to walk away, but they almost bumped into Obito who was holding a bag of groceries and was just staring at Menma and Naruto.

“Hey…Obito….Goodmorning…” Naruto said, scratching the back of his head.

“So…Uhm…Can I get selfie?” Menma asked Obito who slowly shook his head.

“I can understand…” Menma said.

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Also read:  what happened previously 

The Wreck!  (Part 1)

“Alright”

I walked inside the living room, until I reached the coffee table.

“I want your total honest opinion. Is this good? Too much? Or too less?”

Izuna looked up from his phone and narrowed his eyes. He put his phone next to him and threw the magazines and books off the table.

“Go stand in some better lighting” he said, indicating to the table

I don’t think half a meter higher would have done much difference for the lighting, but I wasn’t complaining. I needed some fashion advice. That is how desperate I was.

I stood on top of the coffee table.

“Oh no, no, no…” I felt Itachi wrap his arms from behind me and lift me off the coffee table.

“You are not wearing that. You are just going to some dumbass’s party. You are not the star of a strip club”

“Dude, it is just some leg” Shisui defended my outfit.

“It is, October, it is cold. He will get sick-”  

“Liquor keeps him warm”  Shisui cut Itachi off as he flipped the page of his case file. He finally was forced to look up and meet the glaring look my overprotective aniki gave him.

“Come on! Normally we basically force him to socialize and now he is willingly going to a party. No wonder that kid is fucked up in his mind if we are constantly criticizing him” Shisui said, straightening his back.

“You read one psychology magazine. Calm the fuck down”  Itachi said.

While they were arguing. I returned my attention to Izuna.

“Well?”

“Itachi hates it, that means it is good. Just the right bit of sexy”  Izuna said and stood up, finishing his text before putting his phone in his back pocket.

“Shisui, could you drive us?” Izuna asked.

“What happened to that expensive driving licence of yours?” Shisui looked up from his files. He seemed sort of frustrated, probably because he couldn’t get any work done with us ...being so..annoying.

“I am not taking my car to some ghetto neighbourhood. Nah”

I had to admit...That was the most mature thing Izuna has said in a while.

“We can take a cab back. So, you don’t have to wait up” I suggested. Grabbing my gift from the table.

“You really got him a gift? He literally said..No gifts” Izuna mocked me as we walked out of the house to the car.

“It is me. Besides, I figured it was a bit inappropriate to give in front of his family”  

Izuna suddenly turned around and I bumped against him.

“What naughty thing do you have in there”

I never saw him look this proud.

“Something he will be wearing….all night” A little smirked appeared on my face when I sat down in the back seat. To be fair..I made a T-shirt...It was orange with big black letters there was written “Sasuke’s Bitch”. I figured it would be funny and besides...It was not wrong.

I had to admit, Naruto and I were in sort of a vague zone. It was like...We were beyond “just friends” and leaning towards the relationship part and this was my way of subtle  pushing it.

“I think it is quite something. You going to the place you hate just because he asked”

Izuna sighed as he sat down next to me. He ran his hand down his hair, fixing his bangs. It was then that he noticed my silence.

“He didn’t ask you...Did he?” Izuna narrowed his eyes.

“I expected to surprise him”  I said, looking outside of the window, seeing Shisui approach his car.  “Besides...He said he didn’t ask me because he didn’t want to force me. But I am here willingly”

“Has it ever occurred to you that the reason why he kept this a secret was because...He..Maybe..Didn’t want you there?”

Shit…Izuna got me there..

“Naruto? He is not mean” Shisui said, adjusting the rear-view mirror.

“Oh stop acting like he is a saint” Itachi sat down in the passenger seat.

“What the..” Izuna looked at Itachi, wondering why he was even coming.

“Stop it you. We are going grocery shopping after dropping you two off. Please..The entire world does not evolve around you”

Itachi made a sassy hand gesture and I saw Izuna look at me.

“But your world does around him?”

I think he meant me with the “him” part.

He leaned in and whispered something in Itachi’s ear.

“No, you wouldn’t dare!” Itachi hissed.

“Watch. Me” Izuna said in a devious voice before sitting back down. I wondered what that was all about, but judging from the look niisan was giving me...It was probably about me.

“Alright...Back to me. Why wouldn’t he want me there? We are pretty close”

“Oh so you told him about shooting that guy and mo-”

Itachi suddenly hissed in pain when Shisui hit his shoulder.

“Does Suké know you fall asleep in the kitchen while actually nibbling on food?” Shisui tried to defend me again.

“Ha, jokes on you, he walked in on that seven times. Don’t test my relationship” Itachi said, folding his arms.

“Yeah...But you still don’t have the spare key of his apartment” I said and I heard Izuna and Shisui laugh at my comment.

“Oh wait...But I..Your little brother..Actually do have his spare keys” I said, holding up my keychain. Itachi’s eyes widened as he tried to grab it, put my reflection were just a little faster.

“Back to me” I said, turning my head to Izuna.  

“If worse comes to worse. I just give him the present and go home”

“But when best comes to best..You two will spend the rest of the night in a locked bedroom” Izuna pretended to make a shocked face.

I tucked my hair behind my ear, looking out of the window.

“Yeah, I will make sure to close the window so nobody in the garden will hear us ” I commented before looking back at Izuna. Suddenly the car stopped and God thanks I had my seatbelt on, unlike Izuna who bumped against Itachi’s chair.

I frowned and looked at both Shisui and Itachi who both turned their heads towards me with a rather blank expression.

“Princess, why don’t we go to Chuck E. Cheese instead?” Shisui suddenly said in a high pitch voice before trying to maintain himself.

“We can still make him a monk” I heard Itachi whisper.

“Have you ever imagined him bold? He cannot be a monk” Shisui hissed.

“Guys, come on! Can we stop making this a big deal!” I said frustrated, “Like really!” I sat back, folding my arms. “Nothing is going to happen anyway”

‘Yeah because the guy who has quikies  in a bathroom stall is so classy”

Sarcasm was mostly hard to detect in Izuna’s voice...But this was obvious.

“Can you just shut up” I glared at him. “When he is with me.. He is different”

“What do you mean? It is not like you two are…” I looked through the mirror at Itachi who stopped talking. His eyes widened.

“Anyone but him” he shook his head, looking sort of disappointed. That look kinda hurt.

“He is a good kid” Shisui said out loud...Not sure if it was to clarify to himself or niisan.

“Listen, we will talk about this...Can we go now” I  said.

“That means he is never going to talk about this” Izuna fake-translated.  I threw my head back.

My family is insane.

Ooxoxox

Arriving at the party. I wasn’t sure I wanted to go in that house. It was a pretty big, but it was made from wood and it seemed...Well..Kinda dead. There was graffiti on the side and the garden looked like a desert.

“Where would he get this location?” I asked, looking next to me only to see that my brother literally disappeared.

“Izuna?!” I looked around me only to see a hint of his shoulder already enter the house. Wow, he was fast ditching me. It was almost like...He wanted to get away from me as fast as possible.

I shook my head. I didn’t want to ruin this party for Naruto. I just had to go in there with a positive mind...But damn was this music loud, and I am not even in the house yet.

Oh...Here I was going again with all the complaining.

“Come on…” I sighed, entering the house. It was so crowded. I wonder if everybody of the city was invited? It was pretty dark, except for the coloured festival lights.

Who thought they would provide enough light?

I was looking around me. I barely knew any of these people, not even anyone from high school. It actually made me wonder if he excluded them on purpose...Just like he did me?

Oh no, nevermind. I saw Kiba playing beer pong with Lee. But I wasn’t going to go over there. Mainly because I was looking for Naruto. Who...I couldn’t really find.

“Naruto?” I opened a door, not knowing it was a bedroom

“sorry!”  I immediately said when I caught a glimpse of two girls in the bed. I shut the door and wanted to walk away from there as fast as possible.

But being in a hurry in a house crowded with people was not such a good idea. I bumped against somebody. I could feel some liquor fall over my chest. I took a step back, looking at the beer stain. Well. .I don’t know shit about laundry, but I knew that was going to set.

“Oh fuck-”

I looked up at the guy holding the now half empty cup.

“-you’re hot” he finished his sentence. Now I wished the music was louder, so I didn’t have to hear some drunk-head hit on me.

“Way out of your league” I said pushing him away from me.

How annoying this guy might have been, in a way he did help me with my troubles. Because I headed the other way I actually found Naruto. Only...I wasn’t sure anymore if it was a good thing or a bad one.  He was sitting on the couch, holding a drink while some bitch is sitting right next to him. His legs stretched over Naruto’s, while on the other side was some chick with her arm around his.

I was thinking of what Izuna said about Naruto not wanting me to this party for personal reasons...What if those personal reasons were that he could probably bang anyone at his party?  

Maybe I was just being paranoid! He is just being friendly! That is typical Naruto! Social..Friendly...Nice..

It took me every molecule of bravery in my body to go towards him.

“Hey” I tried not to shout, but it was kinda hard to get his attention..Even Though I was standing right in front of him.

“Naruto!” I had to shout...It was either that or hitting him and I figured I had done enough damage already.  He suddenly turned his head towards me and his eyes widened...Not in a good way. He pulled his arm back and pushed the guys legs off his lap before standing up.

“Sa-Sasukeh!” He shouted. “You came!”

He was not happy at all to see me, and he was not a good enough actor to fake it.

“Yeah...I didn’t have much to do. I figured it would be fun”

“O-ofcourse!” He suddenly wrapped his arms around me and pulled me in a hug.

“I got you something!” I said,pulling out of the hug to hand him the package.

“Oh, you didn’t have to” He put the package on the coffee table before grabbing my arm “Let’s go outside!” He shouted, pulling me with him.

This all just gave me a bad feeling.

I turned my head, seeing a few people staring. At first, I thought it were just people looking what was going on, but...Well...Those were glared aimed towards me. I guess I am a generally hated person or everybody in this room has a crush on Naruto.

“Nice party” I said once we were outside.

Yeah that was me trying to be nice.

“What are you doing here?”  He asked me dead serious.

“Being a good friend and showing up at your party…” I wasn’t so sure of my answer anymore.

“You hate parties” He seemed  stressed.

“Sometimes things we love outweighs the things we hate” I looked at the ground. It is something I am used to doing when I feel scolding coming up...Or confrontation..Anything unpleasant on my side.

“No, no Sasuke, this is not the time to be romantic” he covered his eyes with his hand.

“It is a pretty good line, right?  I am going to use that one in my fanfiction” I tried to lighten the mood.

“Sasuke, listen..” He put his hands on my cheeks, forcing me to look at him.

‘Is there something I did wrong?” I asked.

“No...No…” He pulled me in a hug.  “I am just very glad you are here” He said.

“Alright…” I was sure he was not glad. There was something up...But he wouldn’t tell me.

“You know,” I pulled out of the hug.  “I am going to grab a drink. Warm up” I said.

“Great idea, let’s go to a bar!” Naruto said.

“Uhn..You have an entire liquor table. Why would you want to go to a bar”

“Well...It’s ...Uhm...More personal. Y’know. Just us..No loud music...Or...A shit load of people-”

“Wow, Naruto. You don’t have to babysit me. You can just do whatever you want. I am just getting a few drinks, go to Tobirama and Izuna and take a cab home later” I cupped his cheek.

“It is your birthday..Have fun”  

He opened his mouth to say something, but he didn’t get the chance to. Somebody screamed his name and I saw two guys heading towards him, wrapping an arm around him.

“Haven’t seen you in four years!” He said. He ruffled up Naruto’s hair.

And somehow Naruto did not seem comfortable..In fact. He seemed tense.

“We are partly to blame though. You know..Prison and shit” the other guy said, “but guess early releases are there for a reason”

Oh...Seems he can even make friends with ex-cons.

“Oh fuck, who is this?” The guy with the large hoody, pushed Naruto away and stood in front of me.  “Hey sweetie”

“Just no” I said, shaking my head.

“Oh damn, I was just being friendly. I wanted to have some conversation here. Meet people!” He said, moving his hands while he spoke.

“You remind me of somebody…” The other guy narrowed his eyes.

“Naaahh” Naruto,pushed them aside and wrapped his arm around my waist. “Your memory is just fucked. Maybe you should keep off the pills, dattebayo”

They chuckled.

“Speaking off pills. Happy birthday man!” The guy extended his hand and grabbed Naruto’s in some firm handshake.

I could see a small back getting exchanged. I looked at Naruto from the corner of my eye. I didn’t know he hung out with people like that.

“Thanks..But no thanks” Naruto returned this sneaky handshake.

“Come,Sasuke” He said, pulling me with him. “Enjoy the party you two”

We went to the backyard. I could see some people making out on some creaking bench swing.

“You want something to drink-”

“What was that all about?”  I interrupted him.

I was starting to find out the reason why he didn’t want me here. He looked away, rubbing the back of his neck in a nervous way.

“I am not going to lie to you. I used to hang out with them” he said, giving me this rather sad look.

“Yeah, I figured. Were those pills part of your friendship too?”

“No...Uhm...I once had them..Just to try out” He said.  

I frowned. He was a bad liar.

“Right” I sighed.

“This is why you didn’t want me here, isn’t it?” I looked up to meet his eyes.

“Not the entire reason…” He bit down his lip.

“Oh dumbass” I shook my head. ‘I am going to find my brother and tell him I am going, but you enjoy your party. I’ll see you Sunday”

I wanted to go back inside, but Naruto grabbed my wrist.

“Don’t be mad...Please?” He said, giving me the puppy eyes.

“No, I am not mad about shit you did in the past...We all have our...stories” I couldn’t word that more subtle. I leaned a little in so I could whisper in his ear.

“Just between us, you two friends back there...I actually think I arrested them four years ago.”

He chuckled before nodding.

“I kinda..Know it was you..” He said.

“How come? Oh right because you were a troubled youth”

“And you were some kid that was trying to make daddy proud of you by proofing how tough you were”

“We both were fucked-up” I said and placed a small kiss on his cheek.

“I am going to go before people figure it out” I said,  “enjoy your party”

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TheAmazingUchihaBruhs: Maddy’s assitant

A/N: Tumblr app won’t allow me to post my stories, so I gotta do it this way. @theamazinguchihabruhs​

read:  “Getting A Job”  Characters:  Sasuke, Madara

Previously in theAmazingUchihabruhs: 

I kicked my shoes out when I got home before walking inside the living room.

 “Hey y’all, I quit my job, wasn’t worth it, got boring, so about that internship?”

 “YES?!” Both Itachi and Shisui suddenly stood in front of me.

 “Told you he would quit!” Itachi said.

“Fuck yea, good thing you aren’t determined at all!” Shisui added.

 Well…that was mean...I should have known they would react like that. Now I could say I take the internship at the hospital, I would hurt Shisui that way. But I could take the internship at the lawfirm and hurt Itachi that way...if there was only a way to hurt them both.

 “So who are you going to choose?” Itachi asked.

 “Y’know what, why don’t you two fight to the death and I will go with whoever wins “ I said, walking pass them to the kitchen to get something to drink. In my surprise Madara was already sitting at the bar table drinking some whisky

 “Why are they arguing?” Madara asked.

 “Hmm...internship” I said, sitting next to him. He poured me a glass.

“You quit?”

 “Yes”

 “Odd” He said, looking at me from the corner of his eye.

 “How so?” I asked.

 “Because last time I went past the diner to get some coffee and to obviously annoy you, they said you quit...about a month ago” He laughed before shaking his head, “It is just so funny because...around that time this maid cafe got very popular because of a new waiter that apparently quit today, according to my sources”

 “Ha...what a coincidence” I chucked down the whiskey before grabbing the bottle and pouring myself some more. “They are still going at it...” I tried to change the topic.

 “Oh, you know what? They said you couldn’t get an internship at my firm, but what if I offer you a temporary job? As my assistant?”

 “...really? How much does it pay?” I heard something break in the background and I swear...I did not want to turn my head to see if I was right.

 “I don’t think you are in a position to bargain” Madara said, shaking his head.

“I take it” I said, raising my glass. “Cheers”

“Cheers” Madara said.

 “Should we tell them I already took your offer?” I asked.

 “Lesson 1 in business school, when you see your two rivals fight each other...just enjoy the show and stab the winner to the death just to see the pain in their eyes”

“That…cannot be really what they taught you in business school”  I commented.

 “Nope, I was sleeping and fucking around all through university...no idea how I got here, but alcohol works” He said.

Maddy’s Assistant Part 1

“Alright, get ready”

Madara kicked in the door of my room. I yelped getting up and throwing the first thing that came in my hand towards the door….

Which was the  pencil case on my desk...

He ducked, causing it to hit Itachi right in the head when he was just passing by.

“Ey!” He seemed pissed, rubbing his cheek. I put my glasses on  and gave him an apologetic look.

“Sorry, nissan” I said before looking at the time. It wasn’t even eight o’clock.  “You said we would leave at nine? He confused me.

“Nonsense!” He said. “Business people start early in the day!”

“Why? So you can hit the bars later?” I scratched my head.

“That is the spirit!” He said,  “Hurry up or you will have to take the bus to your first day. Spoiler alert, your boss is not in a good mood today”

“But..You seem pretty happy…”  

He gave  me this creepy smile while closing the door.

“This...Was probably a mistake” I sighed.

I got ready as fast as I could before rushing downstairs. However, my effort of getting ready was in vain. I couldn’t find Madara anywhere.

“Hey, have you seen Maddy?” I asked Shisui who was sipping some coffee on the dining table.

“He left about 40 minutes ago”

“WHAT?!” I threw my hands in the air.

I couldn’t believe this guy.

“Such a pity….I am about to leave for the office now. I might get a  muffin on the way” Shisui stood up, grabbing his keys and bag.

“Wait, can’t you give me a ride? The office is on the way-”  

Aaanndd~  he shut the door behind him. I couldn’t believe he just left me hanging...That asshole.

I grabbed my bag and headed to the bus stop. Where I  just missed the bus and had to waste  ten entire minutes for the next one.

Eventually, I ran inside the building, ignoring the receptionist before wanting to take the elevator, but I saw a “defect” sign on it, so i took the stairs all the way to the Maddy’s office.

I was panting and sweating when I opened the door and saw Madara looking at his watch while standing right in front of me.

“You are late” He  looked moody.

He was happy when we were home?!

“You left. Shisui didn’t want to give me a ride. I missed the bus, the elevator didn’t work!”

“Bullshit, the elevator works” He said. I looked at a woman passing by the elevator and grabbing the “defect” sign.

“Motherfucker” I hissed.

“And what are you wearing? Don’t you know we have a dress-code here?” He put his hands on his hip and damn did he look pissed off.

“Dress..Code?”

“Yes, where is your suite? You think you can just walk around with some cheap jeans and a shirt?”

“You bought me these jeans” I said giving him a “wtf” look.

“Terrible taste. Couldn’t have been me”  He said.

“Hey? Why doesn’t he have to wear a suite?” Some random guy asked when walking by.

“See what you started?!” He hissed, heading towards his office. He watches too.much Family Guy.

I followed him and he pointed at the desk right across the door.

“This is your work space” He said, pointing at it without looking at me. You answer calls, you keep up my schedule, fetch me things I want, fax papers-”

Should I be writing this down? I had no idea?

“Now go get started” He said before disappearing in his office. I looked at the desk before I sat down on the chair. I turned the computer on.

Nope...I had no idea  how to do this job. Where was that calendar?

The phone suddenly rang and I grabbed my heart.

Did I have to answer that?  I certainly didn’t want to. I swallowed and grabbed the phone.

“Mr. Uchiha’s office, this is his assistant speaking” I said.

“Good morning, this is Aeki’s tables and chairs. Where would you want me to put the order of five new conference tables?”

“....New conference tables...Uhmm..Please hold..” I said, putting the phone down. I opened Maddy’s office.

“No,we knock!”

I close the door when a chair was thrown across the room. Was he messing with me?! That could  have hurt me! No wonder he got sued twice!  

I knocked before sticking my head out of the door. This time there wasn’t a chair thrown at me.

“Somebody called about new tables. Where do you want to have them?”  

“In the warehouse, obviously!” He snapped, “come on, you gotta use your brain! Even that little bit will suffice!” He shouted and I closed the door again. I picked up the phone.

“Warehouse..Is...Fine…” I bit down my lip.

“First time as Mr. Uchiha’s assistant?”

“Y-yes” I said.

“Don’t be sad. He is only nice to his family-”

“I am his little brother” I whined.

“Damn….I am sorry, dude”

“Don’t be...I should be used to it…” I said and hung up  before sitting back down. I took a deep breath. I haven’t cried since I was eleven...I am not going to start now.  The phone rang again and I picked it up.

“This is Mr.Uc-”

“It is me, you dumbass!” I could hear Maddy yell from the other side of the line.  “Bring me some coffee!” He hung up.  

“Yes!” I shouted so he could hear me from his office. I walked towards the break room to make some coffee.

I could see everyone give me this pity look...They must know I am the assistant. I sighed as I walked back to Madara’s office. I wanted to open the door, but I had learned from my previous mistake. I knocked before entering.

“Coffee” I said, putting the mug down on his desk. He frowned and looked at the mug before smacking it off the table.

“I didn’t want employee coffee!”

I started to wonder if this screaming was just his normal volume here.

“Go to the starbucks and get me a pumpkin latte”

“Not that hipster stuff” I sighed, “the starbucks is twenty minutes away from here”

“Better hurry before I get cranky”

“Weren’t you already cranky?” I sighed and walked out of the office.

“Tell the cleaning guy to clean this!” He shouted before I closed the door behind me.

“Yes….” I sighed grabbing my phone to text Shisui.

“So when can I sue somebody for assault”

He had send me a pdf with the assault rules and regulations...Only it was...Fucking long.

“You think I can sue him for throwing a chair at me?”  I texted back.

“Shouldn’t have gone to Maddy”  He replied.

“My firm defends his company. I can’t be your lawyer”

“Sell out” I replied

I put my phone away and took the elevator down and jogged towards the starbuck.

“One pumpkin latte!” I said out of breath when I reached the counter.

“Uhm...Grande?”  The person behind the counter asked

“Grande?  it is fucking large!” I shouted, ”yes!”

The woman nodded.

“Make sure you write Fucking Asshole on that fucking disposable mug” I sighed,running my hand through my hair.

“...Sure…” She said. She made the coffee and I was back at running to the company. I took the elevator up and arrived in an empty office.

Where the fuck was he?

I looked around the office until I reached the third floor and saw him.

“Maddy!” I ran towards him until  something suddenly hit my face and I fell backwards on the ground. I was expecting the coffee to fall on me anytime, but it didn’t. I looked up, seeing some guy had caught it.

“Are you alright?!” He asked concerned.

“I am fine!”

...I was not fine.

“Your nose is bleeding…” He said, grabbing my arm with his free hand and pulling me up.

“Oh damn”  I felt my head spin, “somebody should give the janitors  a raise..That glass is spotless” I said, trying not to lose my balance. “I got your coffee!”

“You suck” I could hear Madara said. “Clean your fucking blood off the glass”

“On it” I wanted to take a step forward, but everything was moving and I ended up losing my balance and falling right in this guys hand who...Believe it or not...Dropped the coffee to catch me.

At that point..I was more concerned about the coffee than I was about myself.

There was an awkward silence when everybody was staring at the spilled coffee.

“One job….One fucking job..” Madara shook his head.

“Should we call a doctor?” The guy holding me asked, looking around him for some sort of indication.

“If you leave, you are fired” with those words my brother disappeared around the corner.

“Hey? Boy? Are u with us?”

“....Just wondering who my mother cheated with to create him” I sighed.  “I am fine.I just need to walk it off!”

I couldn’t have Shisui and Itachi say  “I told you so” .I just had to fake it till I made it!

And I had to make it fast.

[immamermaiddattebayo]

Tag yourself, I’m Izuna @theamazinguchihabruhs​

[natalysenpai]

Although it makes me sad to know that there won't be more fanfics about this amazing AU, I also understand that you have other priorities and responsibilities now that you didn't have before and that managing a blog like this takes so much time and effort (and this makes me appreciate you and your work even more). But know that I'll fondly remember all your stories and asks you answered these last years and how happy they made me 😊 Really, those moments I spent reading them were the best 💕. I know you also have other stories we can follow so that's great! And I also know that there is a possibility that you resume this AU in the future, but I just wanted to say thank you for creating this AU and all that good memories it has given me. Thank you, thank you so much! And I also wish you success in your current projects! 😘

.. soo .. no more uchiha bruhs?

Unfortunately. I don’t have the time to continue the AUB. It was a pleasure writing it and perhaps in the future I will write more on my other account.

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The Amazing Uchiha Bruhs

read:The wreck part 1

The Wreck (Part 2)

“I have been looking for you!” I shouted when I grabbed Izuna by his arm. He turned himself to me, leaning in to be closer to my ear.

“What’s up!?” He shouted, handing me the present I had given Naruto. “I found this abandoned. I thought either something bad had happened or…. Naughty” He smiled, and I shook my head.

“Right!” I shouted.

Naruto probably forgot about my present. At the very least I could give it to him now and then be on my way.

“I am going to go!”

“Why?!” He yelled

“Uhm...Personal reasons!” I screamed. I was not going to give him some long ass explanation. I didn’t want to lose my voice from screaming too much anyway.

“Owh…Did something bad happen”

My brother didn’t have to shout for me to know exactly what he was saying. I shook my head before lifting my shoulder in a not caring way before starting my search.

It was honestly alright. I wasn’t bothered at all.

Right…That was a lie to myself. I was bothered, but I couldn’t be mad at Naruto for it. I didn’t want to be that kind of person.

I ended up spending more than a half hour looking for Naruto, and just when I was about to give up and go home I saw him in the front yard. Not sure if it was just very cold outside or if he was having a smoke. Which both wouldn’t make much sense because 1, Naruto doesn’t smoke and 2, it was cold, but not that cold.

“When did you even start smoking?”

He turned his head around and I could see his blue eyes give me this questionable look.

I frowned. There was something different about him. His eyes were narrower, and last time I checked. That was impossible.

“You are not Naruto…” I stated.

I felt like I was in some bad telenovela where I found the evil twin of my true love.

“Mr. Genius, y’all” He commented, turning his head back. He threw the remains of his cigarette on the ground before reaching in his pocket to light up a new one.

“Have you seen Naruto?” I asked.

This time he didn’t bother to look at me. In fact, he didn’t bother to answer me.

“Alright, you don’t have to be a fucking asshole about it”

‘What” He now completely turned around and glared at me.

He should know how many of those I get on a regular day. His didn’t scare me the least.

“I said you are an asshole. Apparently a deaf one too” I cocked my head slightly to the left.

“And you’re a pretty boy with a big mouth”

“I am a bit more than just a big mouth” I commented.

“Oh right, you have a big mouth and a privileged life. Right? Sweetie?”

My frown just got a lot bigger.

“Yeah, I heard of you. Sasgay right?”

I didn’t answer him. In fact, I was right now trying to count to ten.

“With your lawyer brother and the doctor one and... Pff what else was there. Tobi? And some business big shot? Right… A little sweetheart  like you just made me piss in my pants” He took his hoodie off with his free hand before bringing his cigarette to his mouth.

I was surprised seeing how much he looked like Naruto. Only his chin was sharper, eyes narrower and his hair was black.

Maybe he dyed it?

“You don’t know me. And believe me, you better shut the fuck up before you discover what I can do myself”

I clenched a fist. I can’t believe some stranger is divining my life not knowing jack shit about me. He leaned in a blew the inhaled smoke in my face.

“Nothing. But. Talk” He whispered.

That was the last straw.

I grabbed his arm that was holding his cigarette, moved my leg behind his and pushed him behind his knee so he fell through his leg. I moved behind him and used my other hand to push his head in the dirt while I put his arm in a painful position on his back. He dropped his cigarette on the ground.

“Fucking hell!” He shouted.

“I told you; you don’t know me” I leaned in and whispered in his ear.

“I am not some little sweetheart  with a big mouth. I am actually capable of killing you with my bare hands”

I let go of his head and my hand reached for the cigarette, I held it between my fingers before sitting down on his back.

“You think you know it all? Just by hearing a few stories, knowing a few facts?”

I sat up straight, bringing the cigarette to my mouth. I saw him turn his head to look at me. His eyes looked pissed and he gritted his teeth. I exhaled the smoke towards his face.

“Let me inform you. You don’t know jack shit about me, and I want you to remember that”  

I could see his angry expression changing into a confused one. I figured he had a foreboding feeling about what was going to happen.

I looked at the cigarette in my hand before looking down at him. I pushed his black hair away, so I could see his neck. He stopped moving and I could hear his breathing becoming heavy.

‘I want you to always…Remember that” I said, pushing the cigarette right in his neck.

He groaned in pain

I don’t know if it was his groans or if it was his pained expression that looked just like Naruto’s.

I immediately got off him and threw the cigarette on the ground.

I couldn’t believe what came over me.

“You, insane bitch!” He hissed, rolling on his back. His hand covered his neck and I was just standing there not sure if I should run or if I should…If I should...…I just didn’t know what to do.

“I am sorry. I am so sorry!” I said.

He frowned. I wasn’t sure what he was thinking. I couldn’t even be bothered by that.

I was having this inside crisis. I thought this madness was gone in my head. I hadn’t done something so impulsive after beating those guys inside the hospital and getting suspended from school. It felt like years of therapy had fallen to the ground and I was back at zero.

“Dude….”

I woke up from my thoughts and looked at the guy, sitting up. His hand still on his neck. But he looked kind of...Concerned… But not for his sake.

“You good?” He asked me.

“I am terribly sorry” I repeated. “I didn’t know what got over me” I guess I wanted to sort of fixed what I had done. I reached for him, but he suddenly used both hand to protect his face. I immediately stopped.

That respond seemed so natural…This couldn’t be just because I scared the shit out of him.  

He looked over his arms and slowly put them down.

“It is alright…I am used to it” He said, getting up on his own. He dusted off his clothes, but didn’t look up from the ground.

“You are used to being somebody’s bitch?”

I wished my mouth had a filter. I had regrets right away.

He looked up and chuckled.

“I’m Menma. I am Naruto’s cousin” He said.

“I hoop you see the irony in your name and Naruto’s” I pointed out. “We should probably cool that off” I indicated to his neck.

“No…No…” He said, shaking his head before sitting down on the pavement. “You’re insane, aren’t you?”

“Oh, wow, is it that visible?” I sighed, sitting down next to him, running my hand through my hair.

“Yeah, the Albert Einstein hair really shows it” He joked.

“I am very sorry. I am not usually like this, Menma” I sighed.  

There was a small silence, so I had to be selfish and ask a question that is eating me up.

“You are not going to tell Naruto about this…Are you?”

I looked at him from the corner of my eye.

“Nah” He said.

“What if he asks about…Uhm….” I indicated to his neck.

“Don’t worry about it” He said, staring at the street. “If you just leave a hicky there I can actually say I met some insane kinky bitch. That is not far from the truth”

He turned his face to look at me. He grinned.

I, however, couldn’t really smile. I am sort of worried about this guy.

He sighed loudly before he pulled his sleeve up. I could see a lot of scars. Probably from lit cigarettes.

“I am telling you…He won’t ask” He lowered his sleeve.

“Mother?” I asked.

“For all you know I have some weird kink for that” He had that grin on his face again.

“I am better at reading people than you are, apparently” I said.

“So…Mother?”

“No…She left when I was six” He answered. His voice was a lot less confident and he stared at the street again.

Yeah, I could see that mask of a not-caring expression, but I knew better.

“Thus father” I concluded, turning my head back to look at the house. “So, this is your house”

“Yeah…I figured it could be of use in some way” he said, reaching in his pocket for his package of smokes. He opened it and offered one to me.

I shook my head.

“What about your old man? He doesn’t live here?”

“I said I am fine and I am not going tell Naruto. Can you just fuck off now?” He snapped, raising his voice.

He turned his head and looked back at the street. He seemed to avoid my eyes at all cost. It made me wonder if I had the “I am going to kill you’ look on.

“Is he dead?” I asked.

“No” He answered. “He is in prison”

“How long?”

“Is this an interview or something!?” He hissed. “What about you, crazy bitch? What is going on in that insane head?”

“Right now, I think about how cold it is” I said, “and if it is better idea to burn you down for warmth or if I should cut you open and crawl inside you”

He gave me a freaked-out look.

I ended up smiling.

“I am kidding” I said.

“My dad is in prison for the next ten years. Drug dealing, possession of drugs, possession of unlicensed weapon…He could get out in six with good behaviour, but I doubt it” He sighed deeply, “it is my old man after all”

‘That’s shitty” I responded, “Must suck”

“What about yours?”

“You don’t want to know” I said.

“Allow me to guess” He turned so he was facing me. “He is a head of some mafia? Oh oh, he never paid attention to you because he is always busy?”

“I can’t believe I am the one saying this, but… You watch too many movies” I shook my head, but couldn’t resist a smile. “If you must know, my father passed away. A while ago”

Menma remained quiet…. For a few seconds.

“So, I was right about the daddy issues?”  He raised an eyebrow. “What about your mum?”

“You are asking a lot of questions”

“You probably scarred me for life” He indicated to his neck, “It is the least you can do, besides I told you about mine”

“That was your decision” I argued.

“Fucking bitch-“He stopped talking the moment I narrowed my eyes at him.

“What about…You tell me this…As a birthday present?” He gave me this half-smile.

“It is your birthday?” I asked “That is a coincidence. Your birthday is on the same day as Naruto’s”

He nodded.

“My gift?” He asked.

“I am giving you my mercy” I answered.

“I don’t care about that, I want to know about your mum”

“She is dead” I said. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it.

“They should nickname you the parent-killer” He commented.

“You have such pretty eyes, don’t make me pull them out of your eye sockets” I said, rather moody.

“You wouldn’t do that…You couldn’t do that…” His narrowed eyes while they were fixated on mine “Hnn…You do seem crazy enough to”

“Don’t test it” I said.

“Guys?”

Call it internal instincts, but I didn’t even need to hear Naruto clearly to know he was calling out. I turned my head to the door and I saw him leaning half against it, and without a second look. I knew something was wrong with him.

“Fuck, were you always this ugly?” Menma got up and before he could rush over to Naruto. Naruto tripped over the step onto his hands and knees.

“Naruto” I got up and rushed to his side. He looked pale and he was sweating and shaking.  He leaned forward and vomited.

“What did you drink?” I let my hand stroke his back, but he didn’t seem to feel it.

“Dude, what did you take?” Menma grabbed Naruto’s shoulder firmly.

“No-nothing” He covered his mouth while shaking his head.

“His pulse is going crazy fast” I noted, my hand wrapped around his wrist. I looked at Menma. “We should go to a hospital”

“No” He immediately said. I frowned, but looked away when Naruto started vomiting again.

“What do you mean no? He needs help!”

“And we bring him to the hospital. The first thing they are going to ask us is what he took and before we know it the police is there-“

“He said he didn’t take anything!” I argued.

“And you are stupid enough to believe him?” He seemed to be mocking me.

I looked back at Naruto.

“Of course, I do” I answered.

“Then you are a bigger moron than he is” Menma said, indicating to Naruto.

“He said he didn’t take anything” I stood my ground, but it seemed to annoy Naruto’s cousin.

“Fine, somebody snuck something his drink. There are more than hundred people in there. You really want to play detective and catch the asshole who did it?”

“I am calling my brother” I said, reaching for my phone. “He is a doctor he has to help”

“Is that the same guy who basically tortured my cousin in the hospital just because he doesn’t like him?” He asked it so sincerely. It sounded like a legit question…. But …It was sarcasm.

“He will help him if I tell him to” I said.

“Be reasonable with me here… Just for a second!” He was frustrated.

“Fine! Let’s carry him inside and lay him down on a bed...Wait this out…But if it  gets worse…We have to get help”

“Yeah then you can call doctor Nii-chan”

“Stop mocking me and help me get him up” I said.

“He seems pretty numb” Menma noted, helping me pull Naruto up from the ground. He poked his cheek and I could see Naruto slightly move his head towards Menma before dropping it again.

We walked inside the house towards what seemed to be Menma’s old room. He opened it with a key, before getting inside.

“Close the door” he said, handing me the key while he put Naruto on the bed. His room was messy and dark. I think I saw a used condom on the floor, but…It was dark.

“What now?” I asked, putting the key on the nightstand before pulling the blankets over Naruto.  I put my hand on his forehead before turning to Menma.

“See what happens” He answered.

“We should probably put him on his side… In case he starts vomiting again” I said, pushing his bangs back. “Do you have a bucket?”

“I have this empty drawer” He pulled out a drawer from a closet.

“Will do” I said, taking it and putting it next to Naruto before turning him to his side.

“I wonder what he took”  Menma said, looking over my shoulder at Naruto.

“Men…”

“Yeah men” Menma said.

“Menma!” Naruto hissed, frowning as he opened his eyes a little.

“Oh right, yeah it is me” Menma poked Naruto’s cheek. He tried slapping his hand away, but failed miserably.

“His shaking is becoming a little less…” I noted.  I heard the door of the room open and I looked at the two guys from earlier tonight.  Right, I forgot to lock it.

I got up.

“There is the birthday-boy! Oh. Birthday boys!”  The one who tried giving Naruto the pills earlier said before taking a sip of his whatever he had poured himself.

“Ugh, fucking ass-face, who invited you?”

“You did” the other guy said.

“….No I invited your sister…For obvious reasons”  Menma gave a cocky look and the guy did not seem too pleased with the comment.

“We got you something too”

“If it is the same shit you gave my cousin then I will pass your cheap shit” Menma commented.

“Is he having a bad reaction to it-“

“What did you give him?” I got up from the edge of the bed, clenching a fist.

Both guys stopped talking and frowned.

“You seem familiar, you know that?” The shorter one noted, “are you some cop or something?”

“Yeah…You do seem familiar”

“Nah, he is just Naruto’s booty-call. See, if your ass-face has his ass…You would still have a pretty face”

“Did you do this to him?” I indicated to Naruto, “Did you put something in his drink?”

“wow baby-“

“Don’t call me that” I immediately interrupted them.

“We didn’t do nothing. Naruto took it himself.”

“Or it is false promotion” Menma said, “and he is a chemistry major. You would think he knows stuff…He is still a moron” Menma muttered, looking at Naruto.

“He said he didn’t take anything” I said, “I was there when he returned the pills”

“And yet you weren’t there when he asked for them”

I couldn’t believe these two. They are twisting Naruto’s words when Naruto wasn’t even able to defend himself. It made me so angry. Especially after knowing it was whatever they had that caused Naruto’s current state.

“What is with that look, pretty boy” The guy frowned before looking at his friend.

‘You know…You do know me from somewhere-“ I said. I felt Menma pull my arm, but I pulled it back.

“I am actually the guy who arrest both of you. Yeah, if it wasn’t for me..You two would have never ended up in prison. Rotting away”

“I knew it was you” the guy hissed.

“But you know what it is. I am not a cop anymore. Yeah…I am just a regular guy and I no longer need hard evidence and reasons to kick your ass. The mere thought of your pills having done this to Naruto is enough for me to break both your spines”

“You are a lot of talk you know that”

“and no force backing-“ I punched the guy right in the face and he fell knock out on the floor.

“Holy shit!” I could hear Menma say, but I wasn’t paying much attention to him. I ran up to the second guy, grabbed his hand, pushed him on his back and pulled it up to dislocate his shoulder. I heard him scream. I let go of his arm and pushed my elbow right in his face. He fell on his knees and I turned and kicked him right in the back of the head, causing him to fall forward.

It was quiet for a second.

As quiet as it could be with full blasted speakers in the house.

“We gotta go” I said, walking towards Naruto without giving the unconscious bodies a second look.

“Holy fucking God…Am I turned on?”

“Are you going to help me move him or not?” I asked, pulling Naruto up from the bed. I put my hand on his forehead.

“He is getting warmer…” I noted.

“We can’t take him home. His mother is going to kill him if this shit doesn’t kill him already…And me…And you probably”

“We take him to my place? We can get a cab. If shit goes south…My brother is there”

“You don’t think a cab driver is going to ask why the hell we are dragging an unconscious body with us?” Menma helped grab Naruto out from the bed.

“Don’t worry. I got this ” I sighed, holding Naruto from his right side