#am just a little creacher
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Hanging out on the sofa with a laptop, just chilling, just vibing, occasionally reblogging things, and the murder machine is sitting next to me whirring and staring at my moving hands with unblinking and sinister intent i am now very very stressed
#what do you want from me???#i am just a little creacher i cannot handle this uncertainty#goingspare rambles#previously in my life
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*Scuttles towards you menacingly on all fours*
>:)
#goblincore#goblin culture#cryptidcore#I am literally just a little creacher#goblin mode#i WILL bite you
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also i don't think i've mentioned this but i actually kinda?? tried to write ily eng translyrics?? and i wanted to sort of. like. record myself singing them so that it's easier to understand how they're supposed to sound and all but. then i kinda forgot that i physically can't rap. and when i finally got to the chorus, i was already too tired to actually do the part that i can sing 👍
#the weakest creacher on earth.. i am not kidding when i say my chest started to hurt after all that rapping HDJFKDLDL#if only my voice was just a little bit stronger. just a little bit#also surprisingly. out of all the milgram songs the only song that i actually was capable of singing without any pain was. weakness#i still have a short recording of it somewhere jdkdlsls#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]
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my bf bullying me for wanting dominos but in the most lovey dovey voice like yes i am!!!! im little possum baby!!
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ralsei is not evil because he is my comfort character and i said so
#also i relate to him because i too am a strange effeminate little creacher who wants to help their friends but doesn't know how#and in turn feels inexplicably disliked and ignored#and maybe we shouldn't be associating a low level of empathy with being evil#because empathy is not the be all end all of being a good person. some ppl just aren't built with it#deltarune#ralsei
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Junebug and Mayfly going too hard w tussling and one of them letting out a bloodcurdling yowl and all the other cats in the house swarming to the source of the Horrible Noise….. like ah yes you know what would make the situation better? is if All Of The Boys Came In To See What Was Happening
#I lied it wasn’t all the cats but it was all of the ones that are able to hear#Malkin is probably still sleeping in my dad’s office rn#blissfully ignorant#May has no fucking clue what is going on and is Worried but also loves being Small and Annoying#Junebug is like wtf why is my sister biting my ass bc she’s stressed wtf wtf#Tig and Penny are like what the Fuck is going on in here#May got scared by her sister yelling (bc she bit her ass) and is now hiding#like idk what to tell you little dude this is kind of the consequences of your actions#she says ummm 👉👈 I am just a little creacher and the only way to release stress is to bite people
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xP ;^) :o) with your current fav!! <3
wAHH thank you :D!!! Current fave is split between Erwin and Aizawa right now and I cannot pick so I'm answering with BOTH!!!! YIPPIE!!!
xP - Assign an early 2010’s song to you and your f/o’s relationship!
Erwin: Tbh!!! Counting Stars by One Republic!! Idk it fits it makes sense in my head. It's so.....yeah. <3
Aizawa: SKYFALL BY ADELE!!!!!!!!! That's always my go-to song with my Badass f/os esp when we Fight Together but idk it just. Yeah <33
;^) - What does your f/o do that makes you melt? What about vice versa?
Erwin: HIS FUCKING LAUGH!!!!!!! HIS SMILE!!!!!!! I CRY I SCREAM I LOSE MY MINNNND!!!!!!!!! He. Okay. So like. New favorite comfort imagine is going "I'm tired" and just fucking falling asleep in his lap while he's working. He fucking becomes mush everytime that happens and asjghsakgsh.
Aizawa: SO MANY THINGS. WHENEVER HE LIKE. HIS HAIR GETS ALL FLOATY AROUND HIM WHEN HE DOES SHIT. also his voice in general just makes me melt. He becomes a fucking puddle of "oh my god I love them" whenever I sing in the shower bc I sound so ridiculous and happy and it's CUTE.
:o) - What or who do you think your f/o would kin?
Erwin: I feel like if he had a kinlist it would just be one of those that gets your friends going "are you oKAY?!". I can't think of anything specific tbh. Probably a lot of doomed characters? Also lions. Bc loyalty.
Aizawa: Sleeping Beauty /j. Honestly idk for him! I mean I didn't know for either but it's harder to think with him- maybe sloths. Bc sure they may be tired creachers but they are also vicious little things. And that's. Yeah.
#self ship ask answered#self ship ask#self ship asks#🧽; uncertain but in love#🧣; captured hearts#cringe culture is dead i love these two fucking guys from animes that have Not The Bestest Fandom Which Makes It Seem Cringe To People#foaming at the mouth shaking like a small excited dog#i just think. i just think they're neat.#it's funnier bc i haven't watched mha in a long fuckign while. mostly bc the pacing made me so upset and lose interest :(#as for aot honestly i just stopped giving a shit. like yeah i miss my Multiple F/os From It but also i Do Not Give A Shit????#like do i know jack shit that happens at the end of season 3. no. am i going to? no.#i also don't want to know bc i have a fucking feeling it will be tragic and i'll be an upset clown <3#ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE ASK IT WAS VERY NICE TO SEE THIS#i kicked my feet like a giddy little creacher seeing it <3
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#i am trying out it/its pronouns#still very much happy with they/them but sometimes i am just a little creacher and it feels right
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AAAAHHH I FORGOT TO DELETE THE ANON OPTION- ANYWAYS HOOYAAA!! I'm the anon who send those concepts for Panta and Sandry. You do NOT understand how much your art made me improve mine- like, such good food- anywho-
In my GI AU/rewrite, I have to make new looks for the characters and it's been hectic. Not to mention some are trashed and others merged- and given new names (pre-existent and OG)- it's a long story as to why that is.
But! You too have gotten me out of my own block as a writer, and seeing your art made me go back to drafting, so thanks! If you want to discuss about our respective designs and exchange ideas, you can just DM me whenever. [No pressure, and you don't gotta answer this ask if it's too much! Wish you luck!]
LMAOO THATS OKAY!! Panta and Sandy i Love those nicknames ldjdjfjfbfj and thank you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That genshin Au/rewrite Sounds super interesting tho i'm all 👀👀👀👀 i totally get how hectic that is. Even Just slightly changing characters Is a Lot of Work. I spent hours on my nahida redesign so i can't imagine changing even more characters and other stuff on top of that.
I am very Happy to hear that!!! I would absolutely Love to discuss that stuff, although perhaps at a later time. I Work 35-40 hours a week atm so i am Out of social Energy mostly. But!! i do start uni next month so i will have much more freetime then since my Work hours will be pretty much Cut down half. Once i'm settled in the new Routine i'm totally down to discuss and Share ideas!!
#i am simply a little creacher and work has been draining all of my energy dnfnnf#but i'd love talking ideas when i finally have more time#you're also free to dm me whenever!! it just might take me a while to respond#the crow caws into the void#ask#volvellune
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HOW ARE YOU
IM GOOD!!!! vaguely stressed out of my mind but also im actually holding up better than usual so like !!!!! BUT BUT BUT HOW ARE YOU FRIENDO
#dermatillomania is goin absolutely wack lately which is. fun /s#BUT I JUST STARTED TA’ING FOR A FIRST GRADE CLASS AND OH MY GOD SWAN THEY ARE THE SWEETESY CREACHERS IN EXISTENCE#am already spreading my Leftist Propaganda to them ig (explaining to them what the rainbow pin on my backpack means)#7 year olds actually give me so much faith in humanity im not even joking#there is nothing more human than a group of little kids gathered around writing poems about things they love and helping other students#AND THEY ARE JAUT!!! SO CUTE I!!!#OK IM DONE YELLING ABOUT MY FIRST GRADE CHILDREN HOW ARE YOU
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Since she has now flown off I am obligated to post the order of potato fairy extra large that I looked after for several days. Aka a gloriously chumby Polyphemus moth— the second one I’ve seen alive in over a decade— that decided to hang around our porch for most of its adult life. I saw the first live one on the same day, but he flew away when I tried to get close. But still, that’s a great sign that their population in my area is finally starting to recover! Anyways, here’s the wonderful big little creacher where I found her, which should probably make it clear as to why I moved her. Ants don’t mess around and I wasn’t gonna just leave her inches away from danger.
I was pretty glad I did, as even after her wings were fully dried and extended and everything she couldn’t actually take off. See: her first “flight”.
Big fan of the loud impact PLAP sound, really added to the already very good demonstration of gravity. Worry not, she was totally fine afterwards. Here she is that night and the day after! Very cute and fuzzy, 1000/10.
The next day I thought she had flown off, but then the day after that she was back on the porch! I could tell she was the same one because of her damaged antenna. She started laying eggs on the house and I realized that wasn’t going to be good for the caterpillars that might hatch, since it was a relatively long distance to any host plants even without including the vertical climb to reach branches of leaves. Since she clearly felt safe where she was, and I was also worried about ants and birds and possible insecticides, I ended up making a little “baby box” for her out of a thoroughly rinsed plastic container that initially held salted honey-roasted peanuts. I gave her a stick to hold on to which also gave her a route to climb out of the box if she wished, and provided various fresh oak leaves to lay her eggs on. Figured it would be a good setup because I could easily move it to a safe place once she was done, and keep an eye on the eggs until they hatched. I might even try to raise a few caterpillars if the eggs are fertile. However, during the process of me setting that whole deal up, she decided I looked like a good egg laying spot.
You can see the “glue” that sticks the eggs to surfaces! It was cool to see up close: she’d lay an egg, wait for it to dry, and then lay the next right by it. She ended up sticking four on me before I was able to gently nudge her to the egg laying box. The stick was eventually deemed an acceptable substitute, and over night she… made an egg stalactite of sorts on it? Very weird, I think, I dunno; most of what I read online said their eggs would be laid in spread out clusters of two to three on suitable host plants. I know it wasn’t because she couldn’t get out, as when I went to check on her she had already made her way to the top of the stick and was hanging off of it outside the box. I didn’t think to take a picture of that as I needed to drive to college, but source: dude trust me. Here’s a picture of the egg sculpture I took when I got home.
When I was done with that I went to move her off the porch where she had been staying safe for the last 5 or so days to the more wooded area of the yard, but she ended up flying off to the treetops on her own after I brought her into the open. I guess laying a bunch of eggs made her finally light enough to fly. Maybe she was feeling upset at me for not being able to pay child support and making her lay her eggs on a stick instead? Or she was just doing normal moth things or whatever. It was bittersweet to watch her go, but I’m glad she had the chance to soar the skies at least once before her time was up.
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I am begging for more explanation about the Rex-gets-his-balls-cut-off AU
oh MAN its a few years old and very heavy themes but the summary of that part is that in this au post 66 Rex fallen way off da wagon and goes from shitty job to shittier job until he's getting traded around doing slave labor and one of the slavers he ends up with castrates their workers and then he got p feeble and weaker until he was basically a rat in a box and- oh yeah this is an au where Fives doesn't DIE because we all have one of those, so instead of being shot Fives is instead chased off world by some Corrie guards and his ship is shot down on a very remote planet/the reports labeled him then as deceased and Rex took that shit at face value (stupid) but it leaves a Fives stranded at the end of the war with that crucial information for the Republic that by the time he gets off world unfortunately is too late, we fast forward several years into Empire era where this AU begins, where Fives has made a (crappy) living off of bounty hunting and has a small task to put some feral critter out of it's misery and that feces covered mal fed creacher is REX and Fives actually hates him a lot at this point because he'd been mentally imagining Rex all these years as the visual epicenter of his blame for why all this Empire shit happened since he feels like he never listened to him back on Coruscant years ago. (he looked like this wet sock at about this point):
but u know now that he has the easiest opportunity to kill him it's literally so fucking pathetic looking that he can't so he like takes Rex on his ship to start fixing him up and taking care of him but it's more like when ur neighbor forces some old dying sick dog on u and u don't even like dogs but u had no choice so u just glare at the thing every day as it lays in ur house pooping on ur carpet and throwing up it's dinner every night. I only ever got crappy little doodles made of some sequences it's just a fun AU to poke around in but here's some when he initially brought Rex onboard and bro was just head to toe caked in dirt and scabs
ITS A REALLY metaphorical punching bag diary page like AU but it slowly deals with two WAY mentally fucked up people, who are approaching their issues at opposite ends of the stick, where Fives feels like he's been cheated out of a revenge kill, and Rex feels so pathetic and indebted to Fives that he's asking to be killed by Fives about every 35 minutes on his ship.
so yea doodles like these were made when he was like half a year into recovery, trying to gain some weight back, medically taking hormones to make up for his MISSING BALLS and just regrow some hairs, attempted recovery to atrophied muscles, and other bummer things like keeping radios on all the time so he can hear and keep track of surviving clones in the Empire for no significant advantage other then to know which ones are still alive and junk. IT DOES GET BETTER they do work to become close again but not without a lot of bumpy roads cause neither of them are healthy
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Draco: I know that you guys are in an arranged marriage, but you seem to be so well connected…!
Narcissa: honey, do you remember when your father and I showed you that Pensieve memory of our wedding?
Draco: yes
Draco: I loved every second of it
Narcissa: well what you need to know is that this memory is a little bit… redacted
Lucius: just a little bit!
Narcissa: but redacted indeed
Draco: exactly which parts were redacted?
Narcissa: well so you remember how we told you that your father looked rather stiff and we laughed that he danced a bit clumsy?
Draco: …yes
Lucius: it was because I was fucked so hard that night and in the morning I was barely able to walk. And my ass was a gaping—
Narcissa: oh, Lucius
Lucius: but it was
Draco: but… but you looked so happy!
Narcissa: he was happy! He just survived an orgy with so many people where all of them came inside his sweet white ass
Draco: …and you knew about that?
Narcissa: about that… do you remember how I smiled everywhere but I never really did talk? Like at all?
Draco: …yes?
Lucius: it was because she sucked so many dicks that night her mouth, tongue and throat was literally as sore as my ass!
Narcissa: my lips were so red that day
Lucius: and you danced with such grace
Narcissa: thank you, honey
Narcissa: after we made Creacher bring you that ointment, so did you
Lucius: anyway, son, we were very good friends prior to this ceremony
Narcissa: and we still are
Draco: so is all my life a lie?
Narcissa: no
Lucius: but your uncle Augustus is not really your uncle and his young girlfriend Lucy—
Draco: please don’t tell me that I have a younger sister who is also a slut
*doors knocking*
Narcissa: this must be Harry
Lucius: come in, boy!
Harry: *enters* hello, Mr and Mrs Malfoy, hello Draco
Harry: what’s the matter?
Draco: oh, nothing
Draco: just that little thing that they’ve been lying to me my whole life
Harry: what did you tell him
Narcissa: we told him the specifics about our wedding day
Harry: oh cool
Harry: did you tell him who won?
Draco: who won what?
Harry: a contest?
Narcissa: what contest?
Lucius: let’s, uhm-
Draco: what contest?
Harry: you didn’t tell him about the contest?
Narcissa: what contest?
Draco: yeah, what contest, Potter?
Lucius: remember that bet we made that night?
Narcissa: no
Lucius: oh, good
Draco: what bet?
Harry: your parents made a bet that whoever wins the contest of making cum more dicks than the other, names the child
Draco: no!
Lucius: uhm-
Narcissa: oh, that
Narcissa: now I remember
Narcissa: I don’t remember who won, though
Harry: do you want to know?
Lucius: uhm
Narcissa: excuse me, but how do you know?
Lucius: uhm…
Harry: I requested that information during death eaters hearings
Harry: I promised many of them a lighter sentences for the unchanged, unaltered versions.
Narcissa: oh this is so hot
Lucius: can we see it?
Harry: it’s in the evidence room in the dungeons of the ministry of magic
Lucius: oh
Narcissa: I see that you didn’t say „no”
Lucius: oooh
Lucius: can we?
Draco: I can’t believe my ears and my eyes and my life right now
Narcissa: oh please, like you never did anything dumb and hot
Lucius: maybe he didn’t
Narcissa: don’t be ridiculous
Narcissa: do you know that we were notified every time you and Harry had a little rendez-vous at school?
Narcissa: *makes a blowjob pantomine*
Narcissa: every. time.
Lucius: uhm
Narcissa: Every
Narcissa: Time
Narcissa: with the cute details, especially when you guys were in fifth year and later, when you started ass—
Draco: OKAYOKAOKAY!!!
Draco: sheesh, okay, I am leaving only to go to my room and die of embarrassment and maybe I will obliviate myself a little with a bottle of my father’s finest gin
Harry: I’ll go with you
Draco: whatever
Narcissa: wait a second, Harry
Harry: I can provide you some time for both of you to visit the ministry and officially acknowledge some details of your and your son’s involvement in the death eaters processes.
Harry: *wink* I will need a blood oath from you that you won’t mess with this and only then you can stay there for… *wink wink* eight hours once a week.
Narcissa: oh yeah
Lucius: awww
Lucius: like a second honeymoon
Harry: now about those notifications…
Narcissa: there were no notifications
Harry: but you said—
Narcissa: I am full of shit
Lucius: she is so full of shit
Harry: why would you say that
Narcissa: I just wanted to see your faces
Narcissa: and he believed it, didn’t he
Harry: such a cunning woman
Lucius: one of the best
Narcissa: I am not half as good as Andromeda
Harry: why Andromeda?
Narcissa: she made Rodolphus Lestrange marry our sister Bella just by telling him she is into being forced to eat ass and what comes out of the ass
Harry: she did wh—
Harry: what
Harry: why
Narcissa: Andromeda made Bellatrix eat her poop
Narcissa: for the sheer joy of it
Harry: ah! You got me, right? You’re full of shit, right?
Lucius: I wish
Narcissa: No I am not.
Narcissa: and every time Bellatrix had a death eaters meeting, Andromeda made her eat her shit before she went there
Narcissa: first she was full of shit, then Bellatrix’s mouth was full of shit and then
Lucius: let’s drop it, please
Harry: what the fuck
Narcissa: are we even now
Harry: what the actual fuck
Harry: the fuck
Harry: fucking fuck
Lucius: he handles it well
Narcissa: so do we have a deal, Harry?
Harry: what the fuck
Harry: we do
Harry: but how and what and why the fuck
Narcissa: ah, youth
Lucius: *hugs her* remember us back then?
Narcissa: oh yeah
Harry: I need time to process this
Narcissa: Harry, wait!
Harry: yes?
Narcissa: who won?
Harry: the bet?
Harry: Lucius
Narcissa: no way!
Harry: by one limp dick almost at midnight
Harry: and both of you would chose Draco anyway
Narcissa: awww
Lucius: that’s love
Narcissa: for a cock?
Lucius: that too
Narcissa: I’m kidding. I love you, husband
Lucius: and I love you, wife
Harry: you guys are cute
Harry: *leaving*
Harry: but what the fuck
#lucius x narcissa#narcissa black#narcissa malfoy#young narcissa#narcissa loves cock#lucius malfoy#lucius loves cock#the malfoys#malfoys#draco malfoy#harry and draco#harry x draco#draco fanfiction#harry potter fanfiction#harry/draco#incorrect drarry quotes#drarry#drarry incorrect quotes#drarry fanfic#drarry fic#drarry fandom#the malfoys and the blacks#the black family#pensieve#death eaters#arranged marriage#love for love's sake#okropny.txt#andromeda black#bellatrix black
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gringo cat accounts: I am just ,,, a little creacher
brazilian cat accounts: GO FUCK YOURSELF 🖕🖕🖕
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greetings fellow creacher,,.,,, some music 4 ur tumblr travels..,,
this one is called space sticky B)
if u r wonderin about the album art it is about a horse looking for an apple with a skyrim marker above it
this song is called rayman purgatory. it is about raymans purgatory
i sampled rayman sings sex bomb to make that a a instrument. an i think that PRNNTHH sound was mouth made
FallenStar - a song that I came up with 2day! this was my first attempt at playin it i really really love how it sounds
the art is stuff i made 4 a character in a game a while back. their names are .root the Robot and Bolt the Plant
heres the after version w/ some more 8 bit stuff.
as u may see my naming conventions 4 these songs is p much jus type out the first vibe thought that comes to me
okok but 4 anyone wanting to do musical compositions!!! i think the most funnest way to do it is to just have fun w/ it. u dont gotta make mastapieces jus play with instruments an go 4 it
do u ever sit an think about the fact that you are a real life organism
pov a skeleton invited you to his apartment to hang out. this music is playing in the background while he stands there awkwardly
oh man its hard to edit text on tumblr
image is of the vst that i used for this its a little skeleton guy and hes on my computer i like to imagine thats his little house
an he stares at me an sounds haunting i love him
okiedokie i hit my upload limit! i will upload more in time i have a hUGE folder w like. hundreds of songs on it i am peekin through
#my music#thank u 4 listenin to all me tunes#ok i hope u have a wonderful day yo take care of urself#drink water. right now#do it#get a lil sippie#lmms#lmms music#gun goblin#klik#point#vst
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hey girlyyyy ❗❗❗ why do i feel like im bothering you when its quite literally just a request box🧍
but anyway !!! Following with the previous request of meeting with chuuya after years. Can i ask for like, a glimpse of their relationship? Like they're keeping it a secret from both their agencies so they have to be sneaky to meet each other like silly little lovers💗🤞😭😭
sakjhjkhfahfsh oh my god nahhh the sillies 🙈 you are never bothering me by sending me an ask. i am a pathetic and lonely creacher and i kick my silly little legs and let out my horrendus little giggles whenever someone sends me an ask. i am elated every time.
Star-Crossed
♡ pairing: Chuuya Nakahara x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: Romeo and Juliet, but you and Chuuya aren't as fucking stupid as those kids were. (sorry, I'm just having a goof- you and Chuuya are navigating secretly dating while being members of opposing groups)
♡ wc: 1.6k
♡ cw: Reader and Chuuya flirt and talk about sex (they're a couple guys. C'mon now), swearing.
note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYA!! Good timing for me to finish this one hey? lol I hope you enjoy it! Apologies for errors- maybe I should write a Chuuya birthday thing?
Part 1 (you don't have to read it but it provides context for this)
Chuuya had gotten there before you. He was sitting on a bench across the footpath from the restaurant, absentmindedly on his phone. It was no fancy place, one may say casual or even rustic. But once, a long time ago as teenagers, Chuuya had taken you there one evening when you were feeling down and you'd enjoyed yourself enough to decide that it would be a good place to go back to. Maybe get the same meals as that time, and recreate some cherished memories.
You stood around the corner of the block, making sure that there weren't too many witnesses around. You'd gone through a world of effort to conceal your relationship with the mafioso. You'd changed his contact name, turned off your notifications and even made sure to eradicate all traces that you two spent time together, which hurt the most of all. You felt that just a simple picture of the two of you wasn't asking too much.
The two of you seldom contacted one another during work hours. Considering the Agency tended to work within the daytime while the Port Mafia took over the night, you didn't have much time to communicate with one another, much less meet up in person. When you did, you both had to be cautious that none of your coworkers were around. It had gotten exhausting rather quickly, but the two of you continued to try nonetheless.
Weekends were really the only days that you could sometimes see one another. That's why, on an overcast Sunday, you and Chuuya had decided to go on a lunch date together. You were mostly sure that you wouldn't be bumping into any other Agency members, and yet you scurried along the street like a cautious mouse.
You called his name, and when he turned and saw you he smiled.
"How are you?" You asked him as you approached. He stood up and pulled you into his embrace once you reached him.
"I'm glad to see you, baby."
"You ought to be! It took so much effort to get here without rousing suspicion," you whined, pulling away and squeezing his shoulders. Chuuya cocked an eyebrow at you.
"Huh? Have you told them anything?"
"They're detectives, Chuu!" you responded, giving him a nudge. "It's hard to keep a secret when you're surrounded by detectives all the time. I'm pretty sure Ranpo knows already- or at least he's caught on to the fact that I'm seeing someone."
"...who?"
"Y'know, the one with the hat and cape...he trapped you in a book once?" Chuuya pursed his lips and nodded. "He's a genius."
"I know," he sighed. "At least Dazai doesn't know...probably."
"Nah, he doesn't," you confirmed, "If he did, he'd have brought it up with me by now. And I dunno how I'm gonna approach that conversation at all."
"Just give me a call when it happens. I'll beat the shit out of him," he muttered, sourly. You giggled, pulling him back into your arms.
"I can always count on you, can't I?"
"'Course you can, babe," he pressed a kiss to your cheek. "Sorry you gotta go through all that, by the way."
"I can't imagine it's much easier in the Port Mafia? Y'know, to be dating an Agency member."
"Eh, it's not so bad when you're an executive." He shrugged with a sigh. You cast him a mischievous grin.
"Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting you're all authoritative and strong like that," you teased. Chuuya blinked, before he wrapped his arm around your waist.
"Forgetting? Maybe I should jog your memory." You narrowed your eyes at his suggestive tone.
"Oh? How so?" You smirked. Chuuya tapped his lips.
"Hm...got any more kinks I don't know about?"
"Keep it in your fuckin' pants, Chuu!" You laughed, swatting his arm. "Imagine if there were children here."
"If you keep encouraging me there might well be," he retorted, and you gasped.
"You're a goddamn menace." Chuuya chuckled at your blunt statement. "Ah...anyway, we should go inside. We'd be less conspicuous that way, and we've been loitering around here long enough as is."
He nodded, and you both went inside. After entering the door Chuuya opened for you, the scent of the place filled your nostrils and it was like you'd visited for the first time. You stood in the entranceway for a moment, a small smile formed on your lips.
"Something wrong?" Chuuya asked, passing you and shutting the door. You shook your head.
"No, nothing's wrong," you quickly replied before taking a step forward. "It's just...been a while."
"...it has, yeah," Chuuya agreed, placing his hand on your back. "Glad to be back here."
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Fifteen minutes flies by so fast when you're enjoying your time. Fifteen minutes with Chuuya felt more like fifteen seconds. You'd ordered your food, caught up on each others' recounts of the past week, Chuuya made an obligatory complaint about Dazai, and then Chuuya's phone rang twice.
The first time he'd just ignored it, and you'd tried to do the same, but the second time he let out an aggravated breath and pulled it out of his pocket, eyes briefly flickering towards the screen which you didn't have the time to get a good peek at. Chuuya glanced at you, both apparently frustrated and apologetic.
"Sorry, hon. I have to take this one, but I'll make it quick, alright?"
"It's okay, don't worry about it." You smiled as you said this, but your facade dropped once he disappeared to take the call. You didn't blame Chuuya for being busy, but lamented the fact that the two of you couldn't seem to spend any amount of time together uninterrupted. It was almost as if everybody really did know about your relationship and were doing all they could to keep it apart.
He was back before long, taking his seat across from you at the table and letting out an exhale.
"Did something bad happen?"
"Nah, just got into a bit of an altercation. Managed to sort it out though, so it's fine. Nothing to worry about." Chuuya placed his hand atop yours. "Where were we?"
"...I think you were bitching again. About Dazai?" You replied, balancing your hand on your palm with a grin.
"'Again'?"
"Yep. It's your favourite thing to do, right?"
"Besides you..." he mused, and you bit back a laugh. "I'd say so. But I can't help it. You know that best, don'tcha?"
"He's still lazy at the Agency. In fact, he's probably gotten worse. Sometimes I have to physically force him to come with me when we have jobs together," you rolled your eyes. "That being said though, he can be so overbearing sometimes, fuck's sake."
"Eh, if I were him I'd be protective of you too. Maybe the single thing I can't blame him for, actually," Chuuya scowled, taking a sip of water. "Wish I could spend as much time with you as he does, though. That might be nice..."
As you acknowledged that sentiment, an idea popped into your head. You suddenly sat upright.
"You and I should go on a trip. A road trip, or a vacation or something like that."
"A trip?" He repeated, confused.
"Mm. We wouldn't have to worry about anybody seeing us, and we'd be able to relax and actually spend time together," you explained. "We could even just...go camping or something. That's not that expensive, right? We'd have to travel pretty far, though..."
"I'd be willing to go anywhere as long as you're there," Chuuya shrugged. You turned to him, before smiling.
"That's adorable of you, sweetie."
"Money wouldn't be an issue. It's the time I'm worried about, and how we'd both be able to leave at the same time without suspicion," he continued.
"I just called you adorable and you're gonna go ahead and ignore me?" You scowled, folding your arms over your chest. "I see how it is."
"Aw, sorry babe. I didn't mean for it to come across like that," he apologised, taking your hand and pressing his lips to your knuckle. "I'm just concerned, that's all."
"I know, I get it..." you gave him a sad smile. "I wish we didn't have to be like this. I get so jealous when I see couples together out and about. I want that to be us!"
"Maybe one day. Just...not today though. Neither of us can afford it right now, y'know?" He murmured. "I would want absolutely everybody around me to know that you're my partner. If it wouldn't put you in danger, I mean."
"You're that proud of me, huh?" You queried, rubbing your thumb over Chuuya's gloved hand. He looked at you as if that were a stupid question.
"'Course I am. I can't really show it now, but I promise I am," he answered sincerely, staring into your eyes. "Okay?"
"...I'll choose to believe you for now," you replied, sarcastically. "But one day you better prove it in the most dramatic and flamboyant way possible, got it?"
Chuuya smiled. "I'd give you the whole world if you asked for it, Y/N."
"Oh, maybe that's a little too dramatic," you hastily replied. "...maybe we should just stick to dinner dates for now, m'kay?"
"Whatever you'd like, baby. I'll just save the world for another time."
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