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cannn I request a Jax x fem reader nsfw!! With Jax having a breeding kink,, due to him being in this weird digital version of heat, due to him being a rabbit, also reader is Ike very girly so skirts and stuff!! Also.. Jax begs , yuuuup!
ofcccc!!!! sorry it took me a while to post I had a lot of school to catch up on but now I'll post more on!
includes:fingering, biting, breeding kink, Jax is in heat
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It's annoying going from a normal man to a rabbit in a digital world who goes into heat. Jax hates the feeling of always being hard and the urge to hump his pillow as he thinks about someone. You, in your skirts and girly stuff, just thinking about him fucking you drives him crazy. âGod why am I like this?...â he laid on his bed until he heard a knock at his door. âCrapâ he gets out of his bed and tries to make it not noticeable that he was hard. As he opens the door. It's you, âHey Jax! are you coming to the activity today? Caine wants you to!â as he looked you up and down, wearing a skirt and a pink top on. âGod she would look so good with my seed in herâ he thinks as his cock gets even harder and feeling that he could snap at any moment.
 Jax sighed "ugh fine I guess..." jax walked behind you as he was in his thoughts thinking about you of course. After the activity he started to walk back to his room trying to get away from people before they noticed something was wrong. "Jax wait up!" ad Y/N rushed next to him. "what do you want Y/N?" Jax looked down at you "Well wanna come to my room? I have a new outfit and I need your opinion" Jax looked away for a sec "ugh fine only for a second" Y/N then walked to her room happily with Jax trailing behind her
after she got her outfit on and showed him, "um you look good I guess....but um I need a favor from you" you looked up "yes Jax?" as he looked up at you "i-i need you doll, look what y-your doing to me.â You blushed as you can see his bulge through his pants "Jax....are you saying you want to do...it?" Jax blushed and looked away âyes....pleaseâ..... Jax pleaded until you nodded to help him with his heat, since you did like him. Jax got up and pushed you on your bed.
He was breathing heavily and reached up your shirt to feel your breasts. You yelped as he squeezed. âHha jax-â he attacked your neck with kisses and bites leaving a bunch of hickeys that you would have to hide from the others. "@#$! Y/N you're so pretty with those hickeys on you. Now they will know that you're mine ." he then took off your skirt and panties and shoved a finger inside you "hah jax~" you moaned out his name and he then added another finger then you moaned as Jax bite your inner thigh leaving it bruised but not hard enough to break the skin. hearing you moan made his cock twitch in his pants as they began to be very tight around his cock as it was throbbing from not having attention. you felt knots in your stomach about to burst until he took out his fingers "h-huh? Jax?". as you looked at him in disappointment "can't have you cum yet doll~"
he then took off his overalls and stroked his cock a few times to get it ready to enter your cunt " you know how long I've been wanting to do this" as he lined up his tip at your wet folds. âLooks like it will be a tight fitâŚ..you can take it though right? â then his hips began to push forward as his tip harshly made its way past your walls. âHhhaâŚitsâŚhugeâŚjax-âÂ
âf-$#@â as he began to slam his hips forward âlook what your doing to me dollâŚâ as he was pounding into you. Already feeling ready to cum into your pretty cunt. He went down and sucked on your tits leaving bite marks all over your chest "god your so p-pretty when you moan my name" As he continued to pound into you as knots were increasing in your stomach about to burst. âJ-jax im about t-to- '' you were interrupted by you moaning as you released your orgasim and jax still kept going until he started to get sloppy notifying you that he was super close. âG-goddamnâŚy/n i-im about to cumâ as he finally slammed into you as he released all his warm cum into your tight cunt, filling you up. Then he got off you and laid next to you. âGeez doll you made me feel so much better for now heh.â you turned over to look at him âi didn't know you could go in heat. Or had a thing for breedingâ he looked away âyeahâŚ.maybe you can help me for nowâ as he smirks at you. Jax pulled the covers on top of you ad him and cuddledÂ
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Kinger bursted into the room âJAX Have you see-.â as he just stares then slowly turns around. âoh um...i'llâŚ.justâŚgoâŚ..â
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A/N: Thanks for the request! I know it might be a little crappy but its my first time writing so! I hope it's good:) have a good day/morning/night.!!!!!!
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hyperfixating over a new ship that i am terrified to post about on main so iâm bringing this blog back
anyways stancest is so peak that it makes other ships better. billford immediately becomes ten times better with stancest. without stancest, billâs stan-like behaviors are either coincidental, or an active attempt at manipulating ford by reminding him of his brother that he Very Platonically misses. and then, unrelated, ford develops a crush on bill, and then they start doing their whole âmutually unrequitedâ thing where theyâre both interested at opposite times. this is fine, this isnât illogical, and is enjoyable in its own right.
but with stancest? oh my god. that extra layer immediately adds so much to it. beyond fordâs regular resentment/longing of stan, heâs also had to deal with a feeling of guilt and disgust at being attracted to his twin, and STILL being attracted even after they hadnât talked for a DECADE, even though ford genuinely feels like stan has ruined his life. and, yes, these conflicting feelings would exist in a platonic context, but the extra layer of âoh my god iâm attracted to my BROTHER what the fuckâ intensifies it SO much more and makes it so much richer and creates so much more depth.
and then, thereâs bill. bill, who also calls him sixer. bill, whoâs also confident and trickster-y. bill, whoâs also charismatic. bill, who ford thinks of as a partner, who helps him discover the unknown, who will also get him out of this random small town⌠and, importantly, bill, who is not his twin, and is thus, totally fine to be attracted to. it even adds to the whole âworldâs most insane situationshipâ thing by making bill fordâs rebound LMAO
itâs like adding a pinch of salt to a dish â it seems relatively inconsequential and it may not be adding too much directly, but it intensifies the flavors that were already there. within the context of stancest, two undeniable, but seemingly unrelated aspects of bill and fordâs relationship are tied together, and it makes it so much more narratively satisfying.
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I have a new bf, we've got together 6 months ago, but considering I have a relationship of 15+ years with someone else, it feels new still to me. He is not the first addition to the polycule, as I also have a girlfriend for 3+ years. The long-term partner and the girlfriend are both nesting partners, and considering the new boyfriend lives on the other side of the country by himself, I have been going there practically every other weekend for "alone time".
I have two challenges, though:
* the boyfriend is new to polyamory and struggles with not being my only partner, but tries his hardest for my sake
* the girlfriend seems to have some serious issues with jealousy and fear of being abandoned
The long-term partner has been the real MVP through this all. They have mediated between me and my girlfriend and shown their utmost support when I wanted to go away.
Meanwhile, I have been trying my hardest to make the change of my allocated time easier on my girlfriend by giving her some extra quality time in the form of dates and gaming sessions and movie nights. It never seems to be enough though.
She has been acting out every time I go away, spiralling in self-deprecating pits of despair or being overall catty and mean towards me. This has led to the new boyfriend feeling like she hates him personally and him not wanting to visit me because she's there. Moreover, it doesn't exactly sell him on the whole idea of polyamory. The long-term partner is also getting exhausted by this: they can recall having struggled when we first opened the relationship, but, as they themselves say, "they weren't this bad."
I am a little lost. Have you got any ideas on what I can do to improve this situation?
Cheers, đ§đť
Heya,đ§! So first I'd like to summarize what's happening. You had two partners, and things were pretty good. But the addition of a third who requires special consideration has destabilized the relationship with one of them. Its an over-simplification, but in its simplest form, this is the problem.
Second thing is should also glance over this post from my jealousy tag. Not 100% will apply to you, but there's a lot of overlap. And yes, it does link to 6 other things. They are also likely helpful.
Third thing is all these names for partners does NOT jive with my brain. So for the purposes of answering this ask, I'm going to call Long-Term Partner "Lit" (LT from long term, with a vowel to aid in pronunciation), and newest partner I'm calling Newsboy, because that's the funniest nickname based on the information I have available to me, lol. Out of fairness, girlfriend will be called Gif (GF, with a vowel added for pronunciation [except not really because of the Gif vs Jif debate]).
There are a LOT of things here. So many that even I, with my extraordinarily long answers, cannot get into all of them. Therefore, I hereby present The Bulletedđ
List of Things to Keep in the Back of Your Mindđ§ :
Regardless of how well you can address Gif, polyamory may still "not be for" Newsboy.
Even if someone can do poly, doesn't mean they can enter any polycule. It is no one's fault if a given relationship isn't a good fit. No one here is a bad guy.
Just because no one's a bad guy, doesn't mean everything is reconcilable.
Judgement is rarely helpful.
Nothing I say is gospel. It is my perspective. Consider whether it makes sense for you and how yourself.
Got it all safely shelved and accurately labelled in the mind back? Good. Okay. Now onto the shit to actively think about. Some of that shit may seem to be opposed to some of those points. I'm going to ask you, as the reader, to find the balance/middle ground/duality of man where applicable.
Lit đŻď¸
You are, I'm assuming, least worried about Lit. That's good, blah blah blah. Just make sure you're not taking them for granted. You seem like you're in good communication and shit, so I won't spend too much time here, but their feelings of getting kinda burnt out on this is important too. Consider offering them a deliberate respite of some kind from this drama. (ex: 48 of not mentioning it; relief from mediator duties; etc). In any case, continue to check in with them.
Newsboyđ°đŚ
6 months is long enough he's got an idea of what's up with the poly shit with regards to what he's chill with and what's really difficult. If you aren't already, I'd probably start talking the realities of what a relationship long-term would look like. This helps him both set his expectations appropriately and negotiate any major points. I would include shit from the next section, like what you expect Gif to be doing and what you guys are trying to work on that. You don't have to include every gory detail, of course, but he should know its a WIP.
Gif đˇ
Gif clearly has work to do if she's going to stay part of an expanding polycule. Your role in supporting her doing that work will include but is not limited to: offering additional reassurances where you can (sounds like you're doing this) and having tough conversations.
And what a can of worms that is. Therefore, I hereby present, in no particular order, The Bulletedđ
List of Bullet-Biting DiscussionsđŹđ¨ď¸ You're Gonna Have to Have:
What can reasonably be achieved at this stage in your relationship. What changes might need to be made to your relationship, expectations you both hold in the relationship, or how might the ideal vision differ from the constraints of reality?
What behaviors of hers are out of line. With actionable steps on how she can do better. There's only so much she can do about her knee-jerk feelings, but she is in control of her actions and might need to put more work into curbing the cattiness or dealing with her emotions more independently, for example.
What behaviors of yours you can improve for her. With actionable steps on how you can do better. You did say you were trying to work with her, but maybe you're going about it in a way that doesn't really help, or you're missing some key component. Maybe what you're terming "cattiness" is Gif trying to drop hints and she's annoyed you don't seem to care, for instance.
These will probably be recurrent in your life for a bit. But as always, how you have the conversation matters. In addition to my usual advice, I want to emphasize here that it will, based on my understanding, likely be a tough thing to navigate. It sounds like everyone needs Gif to do a better job managing things, and I don't think its helpful to seriously undersell that. But at the same time, you can't be coming at her like she's the snake in your otherwise perfect polyamorous garden. I hope you find a way to approach the conversation that finds the balance between support and accountability. What I have found helpful in this, personally, is to make it clear that while, yes, its tiresome for you, you also really want it to feel good to her. Offer suggestions as things that might help her first and foremost. But, y'know, if this were an easy conversation to have you wouldn't be asking my advice, so...
You đŤľ
While you're working on this, accept right the fuck now its going to suck a lot of the time. Progress is necessarily difficult. Make your peace with the fact that Gif is going to be pissy every other weekend when you leave, and you'll have to deal with it. Make your peace with the fact you're going to have to revisit these problems. Make your peace with the mess. Progress can be made, but first it has to be difficult, so roll up your sleeves and do the work. Pay attention. Praise your partners when they handle something well (or even just slightly better than usual).
Remember always: We love this life. We do it for love. đđđ¤
#đ§ anon#insecurity#jealousy#poly relationship advice#ask box is always open#but I'm not doing any more advice columns this week so if you send something in it'll be a bit lol
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Greetings everyone! If you're thinking to yourself 'Wow, it's been a bit since Sea updated the Compendium', you'd be right! I've been (unfortunately) dealing with that demon we call burnout. However, I am determined not to let it win, even if it's capping my own creativity/drive at the moment, which is why I bring you an update to the Compendium. â¨
If you know of any communities I have missed, please reach out to me via my Discord or the Google Form.
However, as of 09/29, the following communities have been added to Sea's Community Compendium for XIV Creatives.
EVENT / COMMUNITY SPACES
The Cursed CarbuncleâThe Cursed Carbuncle is a Cabinet of Curiosities & Oddities which sells alchemical reagents, curios, cursed items, intriguing artefacts, luxury objects, occult, rare books, taxidermy & unusual finds.
LORE
How Rare is that Job?âAn Unofficial, Opinionated Look At Class/Job Rarity For FFXIV Roleplayers, created by Misâto Raesthe on the Odin Server.
MISC
Leyla's Gposing GuideâThis website is an ongoing comprehensive gpose guide that helps you every step of the way from the vanilla gpose menu to using shaders and posing tools/plugins, complete with screenshots and video guides, as well as pose/edit-along videos. It's also meant to allow many people to submit their own guides and tips.
So You Wanna Start Roleplaying in FFXIVâ(Specifically, on Crystal Data Center). But It Sounds Really Scary And You're New And How Does This Even Work Anyway? A FAQ by By Nevivi Nevi/Lenneth Andrew of Balmung.
Have you thought about joining our Tumblr Community? You can find it here!
Want to submit? You can either fill out the google form here or send me an ask with the relevant information!
Is my space suitable for the Compendium? Most of the time, yes! Below the read more is some more information/stipulations. This is all publicly available on the document.
Below are the following things I do not accept on the Compendium:
Personal/Single-Character LFC ads. (Though these get posted to the SEAFLOOR Tumblr Community when I find them!)
Content intended for or can be used for bullying, harassment and OOC gossip. E.g. âSecretsâ blogs, receipts, callout posts, etc. This does not include IC tabloid blogs or other ventures used to generate roleplay.
Communities that do not have an RP/writing element (large-scale exempt).
Anything I find personally distasteful or goes against the spirit of this project.
Common-sense rule applies.
I want to put my community on the Compendium but we have an application process. Is this okay?
Yes! Just note somewhere in your application that's a requirement. The only thing that is mandatory for the Compendium is that you must be open to new members or have a public-facing/accessible facet. There's no point advertising a community if no one can join it in some way!
I want to put my Community on the compendium but I only have x number of members â
Also totally okay! People don't start with large communities. Activity is a must but, whether your server has two or two thousand members, if you're looking for new people to join, I'd love to help you find people.
I want to put my community/resource on the Compendium but I worry its too niche?
Okay, and? If your Eorzean Fishing Alliance has four members but you roleplay every second weekend, I still want to know about it. The same goes for resources; if it's relevant to the game, it'll be useful to someone.
How active does a community need to be?
If you find a community has not been active in about two/three months, send me a message and I'll take a look at it. Communities have ebbs and flows, especially event spaces that may take hiatuses depending on member interest/life events. I'm not strict in my implementation provided a space isn't dead. If a link or anything is broken, contact me asap!
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considering i've become an avid galadriel/adar shipper when they've only had a few scenes together all told, it's interesting to look at them to pick out the key ingredients of what is most likely to get me hooked on an enemies-to-lovers and specifically a hero/villain ship. yes you guessed it, i'm gearing up for a compare/contrast with mat/tuon, who had abundant screentime and yet sucked absolute ass throughout all of it in my opinion. i AM an enemies-to-lovers & hero/villain shipper at heart, so honestly a writer has to actively try pretty hard to make me dislike one, and boy did RJ put every ounce of his effort into the task lmao
anyway, some of The Key Ingredients Of Compelling Hero/Villain, To Me (many of which i remember discussing with @butterflydm during her queen of attolia read, since gen/attolia are also a well-done example of hero/villain and hit on a lot of these same ingredients, though i'll keep this post to comparing just the other 2 ships for the sake of not yapping even more than i already am)
1. equal power balance
whether it be in terms of rank, influence, physical fighting abilities, intelligence, whatever, i like it best when the Hero & Villain we're shipping can go toe-to-toe with each other, and when they take turns holding the power in a given situation. among galadriel and adar's few scenes, we've had a good mix between galadriel having the upper hand and adar having the upper hand. we've even had scenes where who has the upper hand switches mid-scene (such as galadriel holding adar captive but then adar verbally getting under her skin and unnerving her).
by contrast, tuon ALWAYS has the upper hand over mat in all their scenes. always always always. RJ had a weird aversion towards letting tuon be put in a vulnerable position or letting her be genuinely challenged, and so all the time they spend together is tuon treating mat like a pet dog and mat going along with it because he's desperate to win her favor (contrary to all his established characterization). this does not make for a compelling, narratively tense hero/villain ship buildup; it's a boring, static dynamic that gives you secondhand embarrassment for mat and his utter lack of self-respect. what makes it even worse is that the natural dynamic SHOULD be an equal one, because pre-COT mat is just as clever as tuon, just as stubborn, just as strong (physically and mentally), and because tuon holds the cards when they're on her turf in ebou dar but mat should logically hold the cards when they're on HIS turf in the roadtrip. but for whatever reason, RJ just........ignored all that and made tuon bizarrely infallible and butchered mat's characterization to make him tuon's yes-man and rob their dynamic of all its natural balance and conflict and push-and-pull tension.
2. mutual respect
this goes hand-in-hand with point #1. when you start with a pair of enemies who hate and oppose each other, the best ingredient to use as that first foundation layer to begin building romance off of is a grudging mutual respect. adar and galadriel may hate each other, but they take each other seriously and consider each other a force to be reckoned with, which ties back to them having an equal power balance.
and on a more personal level, adar does seem to have some true respect for galadriel, seen in moments like him greeting her formally in elvish and being surprisingly polite to her and serving her up a nice dinner (though of course he's also trying to butter her up so she'll confide her plans in him; still, there is an element of genuineness in his behavior, it's not all manipulation the way sauron's interactions with everyone are). and sam has said in interviews that adar respects her and in some ways craves her respect too since she represents his lost place among his fellow elves.
not sure if galadriel has any respect for him haha but his s1 line "i'm not the only elf who's been transformed by darkness" really hit her hard and their s2 convo about sauron added to that, so that she does see how he holds up a mirror to her, i think, and in that, there's sooome amount of, if not respect, at least recognizing common ground (more on that in point #4). she also may have gained some respect for him in this week's episode after seeing him at the orc funeral (more on that in point #3). and i'd say that to me, Villain respecting Hero early on is more important than the reverse, especially if we're gearing up for a "Hero inspires Villain to be better" version of hero/villain romance rather than a "Villain makes Hero worse" version. (for me the latter version feels better-suited to tragedies or dark romance stories or fanfic, whereas the former version is more thematically and tonally appropriate for an in-canon romance in something like ROP or WOT, stories that at their core are about hope and light triumphing over darkness. thinking more about mat/tuon on this point since obvs adar/galadriel isn't and will never be an actual in-canon romance, but mat/tuon is and thus it should feel thematically and tonally compatible with the overall canon story.)
anyway, mat and tuon do not have mutual respect. tuon considers him a joke and a toy for a looooong chunk of their acquaintance, only realizes "huh maybe he's an actual person with a brain?" when she sees that he has a big army willing to follow him, but even then, this does not change her behavior towards him in any way and she continues to treat him like her lapdog who will never even think of disobeying her. and mat IS that lapdog who will never think of disobeying her, because RJ decided to remove his spine between WH and COT. mat does "respect" tuon but only in a warped sense of "i need to appease her at all times or else she might enslave me" (and that's on his good days; on his bad days he genuinely buys into the "the empress is inherently superior to lesser mortals" bullshit). mat's "respect" is borne from fear and author contrivance and OOC writing, and tuon doesn't respect him at all. and so the power imbalance and the respect imbalance sets us up perfectly for a "Villain makes Hero worse" version of a hero/villain romance, aka the opposite of what would feel thematically and tonally appropriate with the story of WOT.
3. witnessing each other's vulnerability (especially Hero, and audience, witnessing Villain's vulnerability)
bold, star, and underline this point because it is ESSENTIAL. in order for Hero and Villain to start viewing each other differently, they MUST be allowed to see each other be vulnerable. they must be allowed to see the walls come down and gain a new understanding of the other person from it. otherwise how could they ever have a reason to second-guess their hatred and start changing their opinion of their enemy?
once again, adariel passes with flying colors in only a few brief scenes. a lot of stuff gets laid bare in their conversation about how sauron hurt both of them (even if they're both being careful in what they choose to say or keep hidden), but the moment that made me most insane was this week when galadriel is sneaking through the camp and, unbeknownst to adar, witnesses him crying over fallen orcs and partaking in a tender funeral ritual. the "unbeknownst to adar" aspect is so key, because unlike their sauron convo, adar isn't putting on any masks or curating what he wants her to see or hear. it's just his pure, unfiltered vulnerability which galadriel gets to see, and we can see that it really surprises her and gives her pause, and perhaps does a little something to change the way she sees him and orcs more broadly.
and once again, mat and tuon fail spectacularly. it comes back to RJ's aversion to letting tuon ever be placed in a position of vulnerability. mat never gets to witness her as anything but the cool, controlling empress. he never gets to see behind her mask. and the audience doesn't really either, because even in her own POV, even in her own head, tuon is constantly masked-up and rarely reveals vulnerability. so we aren't given evidence to suggest that tuon is a real person under the mask and might be worthy of loving and being loved, and we CERTAINLY don't see MAT being given any evidence to suggest that. he just randomly decides he loves her for no reason when all he's ever seen from her is arrogance and coldness and shitty treatment of all the people around her including himself.
4. some point of emotional connection/common ground that transcends the battle lines they've drawn with each other
galadriel and adar have both loved and then been hurt and used by sauron. for galadriel especially with the pain being so fresh, all season we see how hard it is for her to cope with and we see that no one around her really gets it, not even her closest friend, but the convo with adar - she's having her pain understood and validated and shared for the first time, and that's huge. as the actors have said, it's also a very depressing and fucked up point of commonality to have as the thing tying them together haha but having that initial trigger for an emotional common ground is important in making it possible for the relationship to evolve into something less hostile. (which does not happen in canon, but it's easy to see a path where it could.)
i feel like mat and tuon enjoying playing stones together and bonding with olver is RJ's attempt to do this, but considering how incredibly vast the ocean between them is and how polarly opposed each is to everything the other stands for, those points of commonality are way too shallow to create a connection meaningful enough to begin bridging that gap in a believable way. because TRUE emotional connection has to come from vulnerability, and RJ never lets tuon be vulnerable!
that's all i've got for now! thankfully, most of these problems are not hard to fix and i have faith wotshow will do so, given how good it is at characterwork and relationship development and emotional stuff. also, worth noting that a big factor in my galadriel/adar shipping is simply that the actors have amazing chemistry (it never occurred to me to ship galadriel and joseph's adar even though they acted brilliantly opposite each other - their barn scene was my favorite moment of the season - but i INSTANTLY shipped galadriel and sam's adar because they just have a different sort of spark between them), and so casting alone could do a heck of a lot of legwork for mat/tuon. donal!mat is sooooooo charming and shippable, i truly look forward to seeing a tuon who sparks really well off him!
#potentially niche post haha but i've been Thinking Thoughts and wanted to write them out into coherence!#wot#wot book spoilers#rop#rop spoilers
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FUCKEN STEAM COMMISSIONS: ROUND TWO
hello!! these are my steam commissions, for when i want video games but. dont have any fucking money. because i am a jobless teenager <3. help a teenager get her paws on video games!!
reasons why you should commission me:
its fucking art fight! everyone else is busy
i have gotten better!! rejoice
i have an ACTUAL CASHAPP now. BLESS.
im pricing these losely baby, based off hopes and dreams!! simple pieces are like. 5~ dollars. a bit harder are like 10-20~ dollars. shading + coloring cost NO EXTRA and are for free on any piece, bc i do that anyway!! unless you SPECIFICALLY REQUEST i dont add them. bonus, if you just.. cant afford the suggested price, tell me and i lower it. its money either way man, no heat.
any edits are FREE unless they get HEAVILY, HEAVILY excessive and are you actively changing your mind, and not a mistake I made!! even then its only like. 2 bucks.
you WILL get the piece back like. day of - two days after, depending on when you commission, how many commission and my schedule. thats a pretty good turn around, i think!!
im only adding slots if a BUNCH of ppl commission in rapid succession.
if i cant draw something i will just. tell you. so no chance you get especially bad shit. and if you hate a piece i will most likely just. not make you pay and take the free art practice. if i see you using it though i WILL kill your ass.
examples (YES. this is mostly tss fanart. however my autism is irrelevant to this post /silly):

more under the cuttttttt!!! and if you have any questions just dm me, i dont bite!!




note: these are from about the last ~8 months and show a LARGE variety in skill. but they are in MOSTLY chronological order, luckily. these are just any pieces i feel particularly proud of!! and YES, its STILL mostly sanders sides fanart.
#nox text posts#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#art commisions#commisions open#commission#commission art#commissions open#open commissions#commission work#artwork#my art#drawings
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it's getting really upsetting to see certain corners of the fandom demonize peggy. do you have any thoughts on the matter?
Oh, if only this were a new thing, anon!
Iâve been in the MCU fandom since before there was an MCU to speak of. Shitting on women characters and the actors who play them has been going on forever. People posted about how they hated Pepper Potts, saying she wasnât a good partner to Tony because she didnât constantly enable his erratic behaviour, or sacrifice her safety to accommodate his trauma. They posted about how Pepper should have died in Iron Man 2, for the good of Tonyâs story, and when Iron Man 3 came out, they said the same thing. It was fucking exhausting.
People also posted about how they hated Natasha Romanoff, how they hated Jane Foster, how they hated Wanda Maximoff, how they hated Sharon Carter.Â
And yes, there were Peggy-haters then too. They called her a âkarate-kicking fucktoyâ and a âvengeful feminaziâ and those are the most polite terms I can recall. They complained that she was too powerful, they complained that she was too feminine, they complained that she was pointless without Steve, they complained that she talked about Steve too much. And so on, and so forth, ad infinitum.
Now, to be clear, I am not talking about some of the very valid criticisms people had about the Agent Carter series - its writing, its casting, etc. I am also not talking about the very valid criticisms people have about the larger MCU related to representation, or lack thereof, across multiple fronts. I believe itâs possible to enjoy a piece of media and still have issues with some (or even many) aspects of it, and I enjoy reading posts that grapple with those issues. Iâm not even talking about venting about a popular character you canât stand: that has its place, though Iâd argue that the place is probably not in the tag for that character. (I guarantee you, your âunpopular opinionâ is never as unpopular as you think.)
Iâm talking about misogyny. The same tired, rehashed, played out bullshit woman-hating that has existed in fandoms, so many fandoms, for at least the 25+ years that Iâve been active in them.
And thatâs still whatâs happening.
Many of the posts Iâve seen that fall under this category are expressing anger that one character or relationship or storyline or interpretation of canon is getting airtime, while another one, one they like better, is not. Iâm not going to argue with anyone about that. You like what you like, and you're entitled to be annoyed if you don't get it. But if your argument is sound, you should be able to make your point effectively without calling the character the grossest euphemism for vagina you can find, or speculating on the exact sex acts an actor had to do to keep her character popular.
Other posts Iâve seen are just absolute buckwild conspiracy theory nonsense. The only thing I have to say about that is, yikes. Get well soon.
Tumblr, like other social media platforms, recognizes that they get more engagement if people are forced to play in the same sandbox, which is why it probably feels like you're seeing a disproportionate number of hate posts. And anyone who writes for money on the internet knows that hate clicks are often the juiciest clicks, and so they will write articles and listicles and polls with titles and subjects designed to get your blood up. Itâs become increasingly difficult to avoid seeing other peopleâs ridiculous opinions. But thatâs still the strategy that I find best helps me enjoy fandom.Â
So if âcertain cornersâ of the fandom are not to your taste, anon, then my advice is this: block, blacklist, and just donât engage. Donât feed the trolls. Instead, put that energy into positive interactions. Make art. Comment on things you liked. Find your friends, and have conversations that inspire you and amuse you, instead of ones that make you angry and tired.
Thanks for the ask! Take care.
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Finished the PMMM series. Thoughts below. Following that is an unedited draft I wrote after watching episode six and didn't post for whatever reason. I would say, tentatively, that PMMM is the fastest zero-to-"that stage of Liking Something so much I should probably wait a couple years to talk to people about it irl" media experience I've had. Six to seven episodes? That's crazy. But I believe this might be another special case of watching something at just the right time for it to click.
Spoilers after the read more.
1. I was betting on the tragic gay sacrifice angle from the beginning and shouted "YES" when Homura first showed her entire hand to the audience by throwing a tantrum in Madoka's direction... but the way I got the tragic gay sacrifice was more well-executed and interesting than I anticipated. Homura's drive for self-improvement was also way more directly related to my 2024 than I thought it would be, which spooked me, given that I'm 35. Love that it turned into cosmic lesbian romance. Cosmic lesbian romance should have a comeback. Even if the central PMMM romance seemed unrequited outside of the whole, like, "we are together and you will join me again, because I am everything and everything is me" angle. Speaking of this...
2.I haven't watched Rebellion yet but oh boy. It's obvious the central conflict had no true resolution for at least one of the parties involved. I think in Madoka's heart, Homura has more in common with Sayaka than Homura would prefer. Of course they're different: Sayaka sacrificed her future to acquire one easily reversible thing for somebody else one time, one and done, you're dead on arrival, congratulations. Homura's wish had at least two conditions-- it was about herself AND someone else, and happened to have reality-breaking, sequence-breaking consequences-- so it's still not fulfilled. Didn't she say something like "strong enough to protect Madoka instead of being protected by her"? Uh-oh! I'm going to enjoy this, I fear.
2. I am really curious about PMMM, Homestuck, and Steins:Gate coming out around the same time ,and wonder whether anybody has studied this comparatively. Making-unmaking-remaking (and often queer) coming of age narratives about rewriting rules and solving puzzles and not growing up fast enough; how adolescents respond to being doomed to failure in the era of hyperconnected, hyperindustrualized access. A new globalized north spin on "with great power comes great responsibility." With responsibility comes great power? Not necessarily. All are narratives influenced by jrpgs (and possibly also each other, in the case of PMMM and Homestuck) but also unique to their own genres and contexts despite this influence (PMMM takes quite a few cues from RGU, Homestuck from Star Trek).
Okay, older thoughts are unedited below:
I'm about halfway through PMMM, only five episodes left. I had no idea it was this short. Obviously you were all right; it's very interesting and suits my hyperspecific tastes (other than the moe... though it is very much a "don't forget: these are exploited children!!" bid). It took until about now for me to get into its storytelling methods fully. The initial shocking "magical girls can die" moment might have been on the nose for me, but by now it's clear the first death was just the right scaffolding for a more complex ebb and flow in character motives and conflicts.
I do wish I watched Madoka Magica before 2020 since its themes were obviously massively influential on SPOP. But now I'm better positioned to appreciate what PMMM added to the shojo conversation. I liked Utena in my early 20s, and I would say I Got It... because it's so allegorical it's almost universal in its theming. Compare this to something like Oniisama e, which would have been prohibitively offensive to an American audience unfamiliar with the symbolic trappings of the Japanese 20th century lesbian literature it was actively deconstructing within its own context. I understood Oniisama e in 2024 because I have Wikipedia, Utena, Google, and a shit ton of free time to devote toward my hyperfixations. But of course now thanks to my next phase of narrative exploration I'm all about tragic yuri dramatics, lifetime of sacrifice on a misinformed adolescent whim type shit. I don't need a happy ending or even the explicit rep.... look, I know it's a bad time for this kind of talk. But I don't care. My preferences aren't always going to line up with the zeitgeist. In fact, my cultural and emotional understanding is, very often, quite behind.
Homura is clearly there on some sort of doomed time loop mission driven by Madoka's outcomes, though idk much for sure about her specific motives or what's going on with the magic mechanics. She's adamant that she's selfish, like all magical girls (very fascinating, the overall arbitrary (?) economy of magic, and the resulting commentary that magical girls must be selfish to survive). In any case, genre convention tells me she's liable to be the most insane of everybody... I can tell she's going to fail imminently; what will she do lol
It's clear that several people on the SPOP team were inspired by this anime's weird background design and theming. Kyoko's whole thing is very Catra. Hanging out on the industrial overhang, self-preservation vs. "doing the right thing no matter the cost," etc.
Sayaka seems like the character that is supposed to elaborate on RGU girl prince themes the most. In Sayaka's obsession with miracles, responsibility, attachment/detatchment, and saving others for "pure" reasons, Utena, Juri, Miki, and Kozue live on. Or do they? The narrative makes it clear that her ideals are already dead on arrival.... literally even, lol. I've been happy with how limited these direct nods to Utena have been, though, given this is a deconstruction of magical girls, not shojo romance. I think they're taking quite a few pages out of Utena's model of allegorical deconstruction through trope personifications, though. It's great. I'm having so much fun with the sunset and witch talk.
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Everyone loves a good old fix-it AU, and in the case of Final Fantasy VII, it usually involves burning all the BAD things at Nibelheim: Jenova's body and Shinra Manor (at least the basement).
Though I am guilty of this same easy plot line, I cannot believe it to be true in universe. Fair warning, what follows is a break down of in game Canon, analysis, and my own headcanons on what would happen if Jenova's body burned.
In game canon:
Everything that lives and dies on the Planet returns to the planet. The Planet gives life to the next soul born. This keeps the Planet's circle of life rolling and the Lifestream strong. The Lifestream is every soul that has died on the planet, becoming this sort of consciousness soup as you see in the Who Am I sequence of FF7.
Why does this matter?
Every soul that dies on the Planet becomes one with the Planet. And this poses a problem when a malevolent alien lands on the surface.
In the videos Gast recorded in Icicle Village, Ifalna explains that Jenova spread a virus and that the Planet would never be able to fully heal itself as long as it exists. The surviving Cetra "defeated" and "confined" Jenova to the Northern Crater/Cave. And despite its confinement, "it could still come back to life at some time."
In the game, Sephiroth's goal is to become a god by summoning meteor, which would force all the planet's energy (the Lifestream) to one place for him to absorb.
Adding just a little bit of content from Advent Children: Geostigma, the virus that spreads S cells, is assumed to be connected with close and long proximity to mako. Mako is refined Lifestream for energy generation. Sephiroth is dead at this point.
Also, Sephiroth's plan in Advent Children: "The last thoughts of geostigmaâs dead. Those Remnants will join the Lifestream and girdle the planet â choking it, corroding it."
Analysis/My head canon:
Defeated and confined do not mean killed. "It can come back to life" can easily mean "it can regain control of itself". Think about cryo-stasis where a body and (hopfully) a mind can be kept suspended with minimal aging usually up to a certain point, say waiting for a cure to be discovered for a person's terminal illness (yes I am using Mr. Freeze's wife as my example but hear me out). What I'm saying is, Jenova's probably not DEAD dead at the Northern Crater.
The Cetra probably were probably warned by the Planet that if Jenova were to die, it's virus would enter the Planet/Lifestream itself (like Geostigma). So my conclusion has always been, (even from my first play through of the game when I didn't even know about the scenes with Gast and Ifalna or the movie), Jenova is alive from the moment she landed on the Planet. In stasis? Yes. Mobile? Hell no. Psychologically active? No in game evidence and though I do love the idea, (this will does not apply in this post though).
So long story long, Jenova's burned body may lead to early Geostigma/Jenoav's specific virus and rotting of the planet from the inside out. It may accelerate Jenova's plans instead of halting them indefinitely. And God forbid whoever in the fix it burns the body also throws her remains into the mako below, she might rebuild her body using the Lifestream itself. After all, Sephiroth wanted to absorb the Lifestream to become a God. Why wouldn't Jenova be able to do the same?
Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Resuming with commentary posts on my battles, am I, now? Why, yes; yes, I am.
The decision to make this video in the form and format in which it now exists came very sporadically in a sudden stroke of inspiration following roughly a year of inactivity from MERB, after which it was immediately and rapidly produced. As of MERB #51, the next battle was intended to simply be Petyr Baelish Vs. Bigfoot, which had been part of long-term plans for years beforehand as evidenced by the cryptid's silhouette teased among other characters at the end of MERB #42. The idea was amusing enough on paper, but come time to actually make the battle, I found Bigfoot exceedingly difficult to work with as a figure, leading me to keep putting off on writing it, and by July of 2022, the amount of time that had passed without a battle from me was well-past the point where the initial concept for MERB #52 wouldn't have cut it as a hiatus-breaker.
As such, I revamped plans while still refusing to outright go back on the in-video promises of both Littlefinger and Bigfoot, using V.V. Argost from The Secret Saturdays as a more specific and less nebulously-defined version of the latter while formatting the video as a meta-commentary on my own poor scheduling, using it to establish a roadmap going forward and adding additional characters whom I was interested in using yet had no solid conventional matchups for (or whose would-be matchups would be incompatible with others I was now planning in one particular case). The first MERB News is something of a pet personal favorite among my older videos, after all.
I remain extremely grateful to Justin Mike Buckner, now known as Mr. Jay, for playing Joseph Smith here in what is definitely a solid candidate for the single best verse in my entire series, partially on account of its unrivaled length but definitely solidified by his performance. Skeep Tieel as the Crypt-Keeper is another highlight in this lineup, and Finn McCool as Argost warrants mention as well in terms of vocal talent from fellow YouTubers here. Even though he's only a cameo in this, it was also cool to have Yobar in an actual completed video after his MERB debut as Nom Anor in Sonic Vs. Star Wars ended up being relegated to audio-only status.
As stated in its outro, every character I had planned to use in the seven battles announced through this video is hinted at in its lyrics; this is no longer the case, but only on account of plans being expanded to include two more battles, with the "season" (which has occupied half the time my series has existed at this point, I know) currently intended to end at #60.
I'm well-aware that despite it serving as an announcement of a major return my quantity of output since this video has remained severely wanting, which I'll admit has had to do with me relapsing into investment in cartoon girls being [REDACTED]. As of this posting, here's hoping once more to pick up the pace going forward, and that the resumption of my activity here on Tumblr will help keep me motivated in that regard...
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Bestie i need more headcanons on cuddle bug rhett đđ
I feel like I could go on about Rhett being a cuddle bug for HOURS
When you first get together, Rhett is very, very hesitant to touch you. Not out of a dislike for it but because he tends to forget how strong he is, and he's mortified that he'll hurt you. He's had a lot of instances in the past where he's hugged someone a little too hard or otherwise caused some sort of accidental harm.
But once you establish that you're not breakable! and that he isn't going to break your spine simply from hugging you from behind; all bets are off.
He used to always argue that he's not touch starved, saying something about lack of physical touch not bugging him in the slightest, but in reality, he's just grown so used to it that he doesn't see the signs anymore.
That argument went out the window when one day, you reached up and cradled his cheeks in your palms, and his face softened with a realization that he'd never had before.
Touch is a very intimate thing for him. He never had a lot of it growing up, and for a while there, it was only a thing he could find in his weekend hookups. It's something that makes him feel safe, feel real, like he's not just an invisible being whose only purpose is to work.
Rhett's favorite thing is to have you lying on his chest. There's just something so comforting in having you on top of him, safely secured in his big, strong arms. He could lay like that for hours if you'd let him.
There is a designated kiss for every occasion. Hello and goodbye kisses, just picked you up in his truck kisses, cheer-me-up forehead kisses, bedtime kisses, I didn't expect to run into you here kisses, giggly nose kisses because it's cold out and our noses feel like they're made of ice. For everything you do, there is a reason for a kiss or two.
Kisses your injuries, too. From bruises to cuts to old scars, they all deserve kisses!
He loves it when you kiss the scar on his chest. He's never really paid much attention to it until you started doing that, and now its become one of his favorite scars.
Autumn and Spring are his favorite seasons. Not because of the weather but because sometimes you misjudge the weather and wind up snuggling into him for warmth.
Laces your pinkies together when you walk. It's subtle, just a loose little link that doesn't result in hot, sweaty hands after a few minutes.
Drops everything to cuddle with you if you ask. It doesn't matter what he was doing beforehand; he's already halfway across the room with his arms open wide. Do you want to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie? Go to bed and take a nap together? Hell, he'll even carry you there!
Recently, Rhett's been introduced to the theaters with big couches instead of tiny seats, and he's been hooked. A movie with his sweetheart, in a comfy loveseat where he can cuddle with you and not spill the popcorn?? Sign him the fuck up.
It's a bit of a drive, considering Wabang is close to nothing, nothing, and more, nothing, but he doesn't mind it. That just means he gets to spend more time with you!
He won't admit it, but he really enjoys being the little spoon. Especially if you let him tuck his head up under your chin and go to sleep there. It's nice to feel small and delicate every once in a while.
Turns into a damn glue trap when he's drunk. Once you let him touch you, he's not coming off.
The good thing is, that means he's the last person to go missing in a bar. The bad thing is, you literally cannot get him off of you. He's hugging you from behind, sleepily kissing your cheek as he fusses about how he's sleepy and wants to go home.
And what do you mean that he can't snuggle into you in this booth because you're in public? That couple over there might as well be having sex against the wall at this point, and they're not bothered! So why can't he cuddle you??
"Just one kiss?" Rhett pleads, batting those pretty, long lashes of his, "please?"
"Rhett, I've already given you one," you regret the words the very second they come out of your mouth because his eyes drop to his lap, disappointed. You might as well have just backhanded him.
What's worse is you know he's not doing it intentionally. He just doesn't know how to control his expressions when he's drunk. If he's feeling it, you can see it written all over his scruffy face.
Reaching over, you take hold of his jaw and tilt it up, pressing a soft peck to his lips.
The corners of his eyes crinkle as he giggles.
It even works to get him out of those petty bar fights. All you have to do is run your hand up his back, speaking gently, and he's backing out of it. Might have a few more choice words for who he's angry with, but it works. Perry calls it the Magic Touch.
In the event that you tell him no, he does one of three things, he either pouts, accepts it, and moves on, OR he turns it into a game of 'who's gonna crack first.'
He always cracks first.
All you have to do is cozy up somewhere, open up your arms, and he's gone.
It's rare that he gets to join you, but bubble baths are his favorite way to wind down with you. It always starts out with him sitting across from you, legs tangled up as you talk about everything under the sun, but as the water starts to grow cold, he scoots over to sit next to you.
Play! With! His! Hair! There is no quicker way to make the man nearly purr. Sleepily blinks at you and smiles all big and wide while you do it.
Shamelessly loves the sparkly bath bombs you use every once in a while. he gets a real kick out of seeing the glitter on his skin the next day, and you usually get a picture of his shimmering hand with the caption, "darlin', I'm sparkling in the light again."
This past summer, Rhett got the big idea of putting a hammock behind the house, tucked safely into the shade of the trees. Really went all out and got one of the bigger ones because, hey! Potential cuddle spot!
Sometimes you'll find him out there, knocked out cold with his hat flat on his face, and you'll climb in and join him in his afternoon cat nap. He's too deep of a sleeper to notice your arrival, but he's always grinning like an idiot when you wake up. "Didn't expect to wake up with an angel in my arms."
Does that thing where he places his hand on your lower back as you step past him. He doesn't even intend for it to happen; it just winds up there, gently pressing into you until you're out of reach.
Nuzzles you with his nose like he's a dog. It's the first thing he does once he's got you in his arms, nose wiggling against you as he finds himself a nice, comfortable spot. It tickles, and your giggles only make him do it even more.
Who would have thought a cowboy could be so cuddly?
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This is a pinned post! There is newer blog content below this point, but the rest of this post is contained beneath the Read More button.
Last update: March 19th, 2023
Documentation, downloads:
Changelog:
New documentation hub and landing page. It's included as a link to a Google Spreadsheet. While this is primarily the same as the contents of the text files, its easier on you for not having to juggle like ten tabs or whatever.
Mandatory Strength boulders have been pre-moved by default. Optional ones for items still require the HM, however.
Starters now evolve at level 30 instead of level 36. Learnset levels are adjusted for starter Chibi forms and evolved forms, including stone evolutions.
Red UFOs exchanges changed. They are now used for IV maxing NPCs near Mossdeep.
There are four NPCs with different IV spreads.
One is all 31. This is for most casual users in-game.
One is Attack 0, rest 31. This is to minimize self-damage from confusion on puppets that aren't using their Attack stat. Very min-maxy.
One is Speed 0, rest 31. This is even more niche and min-maxy than the last; the only use case for this is for purposefully slowing puppets down for Baton Pass. Gen 3 will sometimes use Baton Pass as a neutral turn switch, similar to U-Turn.
The last is Attack/Speed 0, rest 31. This is very niche and min-maxy. This is again for Baton Pass, but also minimizes confusion self-damage.
EV training NPCs in the Frontier changed. They now give 4 EVs in their listed stat per battle. This slows the process of EV training down but makes it way easier to make specialized EV spreads.
All TMs are now in Lilycove Mart, as well as the "rare" berries
Tori can now evolve into Chibi versions of the birds in the sprite
Yes, this does some absolutely ridiculous things to their movepools. blast burn mystia lets goooooooo
Tewi, Attack Tewi, and Defense Tewi can now all fully slide Attack and Defense could already slide, so this just makes it funnier. Use a Power Shard on Attack Tewi to turn her into normal Tewi, etc no advent though she can keep that movepool to herself
"Energy Ball" has, finally, been renamed to "Focus Blast"
Evolved Koishi now holds PP Up at 50% and PP Max at 5%
Reisen II buffs, finally -- Typing is now Heart/Fire -- Stats are now 65 HP, 60 ATK, 80 DEF, 130 S.ATK, 65 S.DEF, 85 Speed -- Her level-up movepool is unchanged, but she can learn a huge mess of special moves via TM now. This makes her usable if you want to, but you have to invest in her pretty heavily depending on what you may want to run -- Her primary ability is now Magnet Pull -- Gained Pickup as a secondary ability
Added another above-curve item, similar to Elder Pain and Psycho Wand -- It functions as a Quick Claw that always activates. Due to its relative ease of obtaining compared to the previous two items, there is only one way to obtain it unless playing the Sandbox version
This is actually the final update to this hack because I'm sick of binary hacking. It's tedious, slow, annoying, and things can just break. I'm tired of making multiple gigabytes of backups just because I want to change some images or text around.
This project is done! Complete, finished. There is nothing more that I can reasonably fit into this game anymore that I want to include.
I want to be done with this project.. so I am! Unless something is broken, I guess. If it literally does not function by my own fault, I'll fix it, but I'm not adding or changing anything else from this point on.
The shift to a Google Sheet is because we anticipate the current hosting, and by extension website, to go down permanently.
While backups are in place whenever a new hosting plan is picked out, this will continue to exist as a central information hub just so you don't have to thumb through multiple text files and wiki dive.
As of the time of posting this, the documentation is not 100% complete - I have yet to do level-up movesets and TM/HM compatibility, but I intend to work on that soon enough.
There are a few more things cooking right now, so stay tuned!
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i dont want this to sound mean because i absolutely dont mean it that way.
but genuinely how do you feel comfortable setting prices for your comissions so high? do they sell out?
i ask because to sell comms i have to criminally undervalue my art (legit 8$ for a full body drawing) but no one ever buys comms if its more expensive.
how do you do it.
It's not mean! Artists pricing their work fairly is something I strongly advise and would like to advocate for more often, because I used to undercharge a fair bit as well. I don't take offense to people thinking my prices are high, because I know they're not anywhere close to industry standard, and that plenty of people can afford my commissions, because I do get a consistent stream of clients.
I'd like to get a little more in detail with commission pricing since I know it could be useful advice to artists who have less experience. But it's the end of my work day and this all might be somewhat scattered, so TLDR: I'm comfortable with how I price my commissions because of the time and skill that I put into them, and because I need to price them like that as art is my full-time job.
Now for the long version... To start off with, this is all based on my multiple years of doing art as a full-time job. I started doing commissions in 2017, supported myself through college with my art, and now am financially independent with an apartment lease. In the end this is all from my opinions / perspective, but I do have experience.
I base my prices on an hourly rate that I determined using this wonderful Twitter thread on accurately pricing commissions as a full-time artist. This may not be what you specifically need, but I recommend anyway since it's a great example of pricing your commissions in a way that's fair for you.
Once you've calculated an hourly rate, it's just a matter of timing how long it takes for you to finish a commission-quality piece from start to finish and using that to figure out what the base price of that specific commission type should be. Then you can consider things like add-ons (rendering, additional characters, etc) and upcharges (deadline fee, multiple correction rounds, etc.)
Adjusting your prices to your needs, demand and turnaround time can take a lot of finagling. I constantly adjust my prices, though I try to bump them up by a small bit every few months to account for my growing portfolio and audience, economic inflation, and how much I need to charge in sales taxes. Yes - add sales tax to your prices if you make any substantial amount with art. You can do so easily on Paypal and Stripe invoices! Otherwise, you're gonna get slammed with owed taxes come tax season, since taxes aren't automatically being deducted from your "paychecks" and sent to the gov like salary jobs. Trust me, it's happened to me, and I'm still paying off my 2021 taxes.
Also, doing the actual art is only half of, well, doing art as a job. The other half is what I call "housekeeping" or "agent" work - communicating with clients, building and updating a website/portfolio, posting finished pieces to art galleries, building a recognizable online presence/brand/aesthetic, and actively advertising your work in a way that gets both old and new eyes on it. And you need to keep in mind that this is work too, that you need to be paid for.
Adding all of that on top of what you might originally price your work at may seem excessive or intimidating, but everyone deserves a living wage. Learning to keep that in mind will help your confidence in pricing your work fairly.
Now for a few more tips:
Advertising can be hard because of social media algorithms and economic hardships, but you just gotta keep at it. Learn what type of posts work for you! I recommend using concise, clear language and easy-to-read layouts. Keeping a kind of consistent "template" to your advertisements can help people recognize that it's you before they even start reading.
As you grow your audience and portfolio, you can build a good reputation by being consistent and honest. Communication and turnaround time are huge. I personally give an estimated turnaround of 1-2 months to allow for sick days, weekends, delays and other obligations. Having a solid terms of service is really helpful too. I'm a-ok with anybody referencing mine, even copy/pasting it and adjusting it as you need. Feel free to!
Having small income on the side has been a huge help to doing art as a full-time job, if you're at all interested in it. I get pocket change every week from lineart base sales on my Ko-fi shop, but it really adds up. Patreon is a bigger investment since it operates on a monthly subscription basis. Personally, I use about half of the monthly pledges I get to pay for manufacturing stickers and postage. Even if you don't have a LOT to offer, if you want to do art for an audience and have people looking to support you, Patreon or similar sites might be worth looking into. Monthly sketch dumps, speedpaints, streams etc for a few bucks is more appealing to people than you might think, especially if it's things like storybuilding or character designs. People like getting invested in things!
I hope this helps you in some way, and maybe others out there too. It's taken me years to get to this point, so don't get discouraged! Underpricing art has become such an issue, especially on sites like Amino and DeviantArt that it's affecting artists' self-esteem and view on how they should price their work. But there are always people willing to pay for art. Art is a luxury and should be priced as such! It should be available for those who are seeking it out, not for everyone.
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BnHA 323: âI Donât Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other Peopleâ
Previously on BnHA: Kacchan was all, âIzuku, Iâm sorry.â Bakugou Stans were all, â[sobs for a week straight and tearfully awards him the Nobel Prize for character development].â Deku was all, â[faints in Kacchanâs arms].â Iida was all, â[trying to decide if Ochako genuinely tried to kill him a few minutes ago].â Horikoshi was all, âNO TIME FOR HUGS WE MUST GET BACK TO UA.â The civilians holed up at U.A. were all, âWE TOOK A VOTE AND DECIDED THAT WEâRE ALL GOING TO BE JERKS ABOUT THIS AND MAKE A BIG FUSS ABOUT YOU LETTING DEKU BACK INTO THE SCHOOL.â Deku was all â[stands there looking like he expected nothing less and breaking my heart more and more with each passing moment].â Ochako was all, âthat does it, looks like Iâm gonna have to do something about this... next chapter, that is.â
Today on BnHA: Flashback!Rat Principal is all âI just want you all to know that I spent nine million dollars turning U.A. into a giant Battleship-style grid that can burrow underground and zoom around in a giant subway maze because Horikoshi lacks a grounded understanding of both civil engineering and economics.â Back in the present day, Jeanist is all, âEVERYONE TAKE HEED, MY COMRADES AND I HAVE DEEMED IT EXPEDIENT TO CONVEY THIS AUSPICIOUS YOUTH BACK TO THIS STRONGHOLD. WE ANTICIPATE THAT WE MAY DEPEND UPON YOUR GOODWILL AND ACQUIESCENCE TO THESE TERMS.â The civilians were all, âNO.â Ochako was all, âEMPATHY, MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!â The civilians were all, âoh shit.â Anyway so Ochako is a giant badass, but Iâm a little worried that sheâs going to get struck by lightning. Please come down from there.
so before we start this chapter, I would just like to apologize for having not posted the ch 321 recap yet, and would like to reassure everyone, and especially Iida who is staring at me with Sad Wobbly Guilt Trip Eyes, that I will get to that as soon as I can
OMG FLASHBACK??

yes please Horikoshi please show us more of class 1-A and their Deku intervention strategy jam sessions
oh dear

Iida you are too pure and good for this cruel world. [sprays the U.A. civilians with a water bottle] NO. BAD CIVILIANS! NO OSTRACIZING SCARED AND EXHAUSTED CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE
EXCUSE ME RAT PRINCIPAL WHATâS WITH THESE MIXED MESSAGES

???
RAT PRINCIPAL: heâs free to return to us at any time!!
ALSO RAT PRINCIPAL: but itâs too risky for him to return to us
?? ??????? ?????????????????????
so now heâs going on about how strong the U.A. Barrier is, and how itâs comparable to the defensive capabilities of Tartarus. this would have sounded a lot more impressive before chapter 297 lol

OH!!!! HELLO, WHATâS THIS!!!

A TIMELY CALLBACK TO A CERTAIN MYSTERIOUS EVENT WHICH HASNâT BEEN REFERENCED SINCE USJ? [U.A. TRAITOR MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
so now Rat Principal says he upgraded U.A.âs security systems with his own âmodificationsâ, whatever the fuck that means. I mean look, Iâve been saying for a long time now that U.A. is the best place for everyone to hole up, donât get me wrong. but that was mostly on account of there not being any other practical alternatives. but youâre making it sound like you figured out a way to actually make it Decay-proof or some wild shit like that
-- hold up, DID YOU ADD A FORCE FIELD. DID YOU TRICK THIS SCHOOL OUT WAKANDA-STYLE YOU CRAZY MARSUPIAL. HOLY SHIT. because that would actually be perfect
LMAO

WHAT KIND OF GALAXY BRAIN BULLSHIT. âNAH THEREâS NO NEED FOR A FORCE FIELD, LETâS JUST PUT WHEELS ON ITâ
oh okay so the whole campus is basically capable of burrowing itself underground. thatâs insane lol I wonder how they pulled that off. probably got poor Cementoss working overtime
blah blah blah so basically the entire campus is split into a grid and each section of the grid is capable of its own independent movement. lol this is just the Merone Base from KHR. you thought no one would notice this casual plagiarism ten years after the fact, but YOU UNDERESTIMATED YOUR AUDIENCE, HORIKOSHI
âjokeâs on you imma just lampshade itâ WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

âlook at me Iâm so fucking self-awareâ fucking swear to god. I canât believe this man is my favorite mangaka of all time smdh
âexcuse me, I wasnât finished describing all the rest of this bullshit yet,â Rat Principal breaks in impatiently. âwe also added a steel wall all around the underground of the campus thatâs 3000 steel plates thick. thatâs fifteen fucking meters of solid fucking steel just fyi. and if anyone fucks around with any part of it the defense system will activate immediately! and also all of the plates are independently motorized, whatever the fuck that means!! in conclusion youâre gonna need a fucking tower crane to suspend all of your disbelief by the time Iâm through with this paragraphâ
âalso Shiketsu is almost as reinforced as U.A. but not quite because we still had to make sure we were better.â but of course. and apparently the two schools are connected via a secret tunnel as Hagakure mentioned earlier
LSDKFJLSDKJFLK

âWAIT WHATâ LMAO YOU HEARD HIM, NOW INASA CAN VISIT YOU BOTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE WEIRD DREAM HE HAD. GOD BLESS YOU HORIKOSHI
(ETA: moment of appreciation for Shouto and Katsuki having the same thought at the same time and making Knowing Eye Contact and saying the exact same thing out loud in perfect unison like the best friends they are. what a blessed day.)
so Tokoyami is all âbut wait if you engineered all this shit all the way back during the Band arc how did you even know that Tomuraâs quirk awakening would become a thing, Horikoshi -- uh, I mean, Principal Nezuâ
and Rat Principal is all âlol idkâ

âbasically I just woke up one morning and was all âsay, you know what this school really needs? a fifteen-meter-thick underground steel wall, and the ability to break up into little pieces that individually zoom around wherever the fuck they want.â jesus christ. lol if money and common sense were apparently no obstacle why didnât you just teleport U.A. to the fucking moon or something. maybe I should shut up before I given him any ideas
dsfaelkjldkjgl

you heard it here first, folks, all of this cost a grand total of nine million U.S. dollars. well technically it cost âmore thanâ nine million dollars. never has that distinction been more important lmao. are we sure this barrier was really made of steel and not cardboard? who the hell sold it to them, Ea-Nasir??

this is my favorite manga series of all time. yes I am ashamed
âin conclusion please do your best to reach Deku-kunâ SO WHAT WAS ALL THAT NONSENSE ABOUT IT BEING TOO RISKY THEN. anyway thank you for this super informative and edifying flashback, Horikoshi. I will cherish it always. I donât even want to read another translation of this absurdity lmao, thereâs something special about it just the way it is. pretty sure Horikoshi just had a cracked out fever dream one night and transferred it to the pages of the manga verbatim
anyway so back to the unruly mob
not their finest moment. please excuse me while I cover poor Dekuâs ears and give him a good shoosh pap
oh wow the parents are out here too

is Mitsuki trying to hold Inko back?? thatâs the last thing this fandom needs right now is more Mitsuki discourse fffwlkjs. and even Jiroudad, scientifically proven to be the best dad in all of BnHA, is just standing there silently looking vaguely unhappy. way to rise to the moment you guys
MONOMA

so this settles it for me that Aizawa is not at UA. I know a lot of people have been wondering about his whereabouts, and if I had to wager a guess it would be that something happened with Shirakumo/Kurogiri. I canât think of anything else -- even the loss of an eye and a limb -- that would keep him from his kids at a time like this
anyway but this is excellent Monoma content right here though. I love that he apparently adopted Eri after a single interaction with her. also WHERE IS SHINSOU DAMMIT. THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
and Koutaâs there too looking like he wants to run over to Deku but Ragdoll wonât let him :/

itâs gotta be pretty upsetting for him to see his hero like this and not having anyone stand up for him. [taps megaphone] IS THIS THING ON. OKAY YEAH IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING. AHEM. PAGING URARAKA OCHAKO. GONNA NEED YOU TO GET OVER HERE ALREADY AND MAKE THAT BIG DRAMATIC SPEECH WHICH YOU ARE CLEARLY DYING TO MAKE. IF YOU DONâT DO IT SOON IâM GONNA HAVE TO STEP IN, AND YOU REALLY DONâT WANT ME TO DO THAT SINCE MY SPEECH WILL NOT BE VERY GOOD OR INSPIRING, AND WILL PROBABLY JUST CONSIST OF âHELLO, YOU ARE ALL STUPID, PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO AWAYâ
so now Mic is telling them to calm down. at least someoneâs speaking up here, geez
OH MY GOD


MY MAN JEANIST OUT HERE DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST: MAKING EVERYONE FEEL GUILTY AND JUDGED
OH MY GOD HE IS GIVING SUCH A LONG AND BORING SPEECH LMAO IS YOUR STRATEGY TO PUT THEM ALL TO SLEEP OR WHAT

truly in awe of this manâs ability to take messages which could easily be conveyed in ELI5-speak, and stubbornly convert them into incomprehensible language the likes of which you need a graduate degree in order to understand
âhey guys, so originally our plan was to use Deku as bait for the villains, but that didnât really work and also we realized it was kinda dumb and was probably gonna get him killed, so we brought him back here instead.â was that really so hard, Jeanist. also are we all really just gonna sit back here and watch Jeanist take full credit for Bakugouâs plan just like that lmao
(ETA:

WHERE DID ENDEAVOR GO AND WHO IS THIS DIABOLICAL MASTER OF DISGUISE. lol I genuinely didnât notice this because I was too busy digging through thesauruses trying to rewrite Jeanistâs speech; many thanks to @class1akidsâ for pointing it out and making my day immeasurably better. take it easy there Dick Tracy.)
âanyway so please stop being dicks and let him fucking rest so he can save all your ungrateful assesâ what an impassioned and inspiring plea. time to see if the masses will listen to reason

narrator: they did not listen to reason
oh my god finally Ochako is doing something. YEAH OCHAKO WOOOO SHOW THEM HOW ITâS DONE
hmm
this entire chapter is truly and utterly nonsensical to me lol
(ETA: on my second readthrough Iâm fucking dying at how she stole the megaphone right out of Micâs hand lmao. and how Kacchan is all âfuck yeah nothing I appreciate more than some quality fucking larceny.â)
oh I see she was jumping on top of the main building so as to scream down at them all more impressively
âANYWAY DEKU IS PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEANâ couldnât have said it better myself Ochako
lol uh

gotta say I did not have âOchako reveals the secret of OFA to the entire U.A. Citizen Clown Paradeâ on my bingo card for this week. itâs a bold strategy cotton letâs see if it pays off
SDLFKJSL

âNO, SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT HIM YOU GUYS. YOU THINK HE LIKES RUNNING AROUND DRESSED LIKE A RUSTED OIL DRUM?? HE DID THAT FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBSâ
so she is basically explaining the entire Deku Angst arc to them and explaining what a good and selfless protagonist Deku is, YES, PREACH
OMG ITâS THE GIGANTIC FOX LADY

not to insinuate anything, but what exactly were you doing standing out here with the hysterical mob, Gigantic Fox Lady? youâre better than that
-- KACCHAN SIGHTING!!

sdlkfjl. thanks for weighing in with that helpful and important observation. where have you been for the last five minutes. were you asleep. was it Jeanistâs speech
never mind, now heâs yelling at the civilians so I instantly forgive him

THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. HEâLL BE HERE ALL WEEK
âanyway so Iâm just going to end the chapter hereâ lmao seventeen pages truly do go by so fast. at least he didnât try to force in a cliffhanger at the end this time. dare I say, growth
so I guess the civilians are either gonna have a Kamino and/or Fukuoka-esque moment where they remember how to be decent people and apologize to this poor young man, or else theyâll remain unpersuaded, and so Kacchan will have to knock a few of their heads around until they become more inclined to be reasonable. either option is fine by me lol
#bnha 323#uraraka ochako#rat principal#class 1-a#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#makeste reads bnha
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hi im asking u this bc u seem to be bee duo enthusiast so
ive been calling c! beeduos relationship platonic because i thought that was what their ccâs said, and i thought they had said that they were uncomfortable with ppl shipping the characters. But ive seen a lot of posts that say their relationship is canonically romantic? and i absolutely do not want to come across as homophobic by watering down a mlm relationship to just friends because that happens so much in media so.
what is the canon state of their relationship / ur opinions on the platonic thibg
dont worry abt answering if u dont want to!! i see a lot of differing opinions and i trust yours :)
aw itâs totally fine, im flattered you asked me about this!
let me put it simply: itâs a whole mess, lol.
first im going to talk about whatâs happened fandom-wide that caused differing opinions, and then iâll explain my own opinion/interpretation. :]
(this got really fucking long im so sorry)
ranboo and tubbo initially proclaimed the relationship was romantic, specifically in argument with the wiki editors who had set it as platonic by default. (you can see this in the vod where they decide theyâre canonically marriedâ itâs very funny. chat tells them the marriage is already on the wiki, they check, tubbo is jokingly offended that it says platonic and asks if he needs to up the romance).
tubbo also makes jokes about adultry, which sort of implies the relationship is not necessarily a platonic one.
(theres definetly more in that stream alone but itâs been a long time since i watched it so i donât remember a lot of it.)
the wiki, because of this, suffers from going back and forth on platonic and romantic, seemingly unsure where the joke ends and the canon begins, or if its canonically a joke! a mess, as you can already tell.
this gets more complicated as the marriage bit goes on: outsiders, such as phil and scott, both at one point say âplatonic marriageâ, which then ranboo and tubbo agree with. however, when chat asks them if theyâre platonic, they say the opposite. so there is a lot of confusion there.
thereâs also the difficulty of being able to tell streamers and characters apart. ranboo and tubbo both donât like being shipped irl, and thatâs their boundaries that shouldnât be crossed. (theyâre also minors, but tbh when theyâre 18 in a year i will still be following their boundaries regardless of their legal age).
due to people not wanting to be accused of minor shipping, they started adding the platonic tone indicator to most of their drawingsâ basically a way of saying âno homoâ. meanwhile, tubbo frequently on stream flirts with ranboo and makes quite a bit of nsfw comments towards him that are frankly hilarious.
this goes on for a while with nobody really sure whatâs canon, but a lot of people assuming itâs probably platonic, until: the drama of the mods night. a few mods dmed all the wiki editors telling them ranboo wanted his canon character relationship officially set to platonic.
unfortunately for those mods; the very same day, a few hours later, ranboo on stream makes fun of puffy delivering him and tubbo âfriendship flowersâ. because, and i quote, âbruh. weâre literally married. this must be how the ancient greeks felt.â
in case you donât know, the internet often jokes about how historians will call ancient greeks âvery good friendsâ when they are quite obviously gay. so in this context, ranboo is joking that people will call him and c!tubbo, who are married, âclose friendsâ, when he doesnât think they are.
basically, ranboo canonized romantic bee duo, the very same day the mods told everyone heâd wanted a platonic one.
chaos and drama immediately erupted everywhere. on tumblr, we were talking about how weird it was of his mods to do something like that without asking him first. we ALSO talked about how weird it was of them to assume that ranboo canât make his own decisions, or assume teenagers cannot be in relationships without it being sexual. twitter did the same thing but in the opposite direction: called ranboo mods homophobic, or said they were mad ranboo felt pressured into making a romantic relationship canon âjust so people could have mlm rep.â
i dont want to go into detail about the drama that happened that night because apparently official people follow me and i dont want to stir it up or have them come âclarifyâ things. im just saying what we talked about.
ranboo in typical ranboo fashion apologized quickly and seriously. he was deeply sorry for possibly offending anyone with how heâd portrayed his rp relationship with tubbo, and he also assured everyone the mod thing was just a miscommunication.
he said he would talk to tubbo and theyâd decide once and for all whether it was platonic or romantic, and then announce so everyone would know.
itâs now been a few months and we've had no word from them on that development. we still have no clue.
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now, hereâs my opinion:
i want to take ranboos word for it that it was a miscommunication with his mods, but... we had it on good authority from people on the wiki team and people in the discord with the mods that (while it was happening) they were really going after the wiki admins, and also made some weird comments about it. that combined with the way ranboo seemingly had no clue (considering he canonized their romance that very same day).... itâs very. sus of the mods.
then thereâs the canon weâve got since then. although occasionally adults in the room have called it a âplatonic marriageâ and tubbo once (back when it first started) called it a âplankton tectonicâ marriage, in roleplay itâs been... kind of not that. tubbo and ranboo make nsfw jokes about each other in character, and their characters also share a master bedroom and bed in the mansion. there's also the way c!tommy really thinks itâs a romance between them as well, and they agree with and play off thatâ for instance confirming that they âfell in loveâ when he asked, or ranboo confirming that they âmake out on occasionâ.
people will still put platonic on their art and posts, imo, because theyâre worried about breaking ranboo and tubboâs irl boundaries by looking like they ship them. or even just being accused of shipping real life minors. and thatâs a valid fear to have.
the thing is though: c!bee duo are not cc!bee duo. theyâre roleplay characters. cc!bee duo are not okay with being shipped, but they made their characters get canonically married, and call each other âhusbandsâ. so itâs okay to write the word âhusbandâ in your comic without adding âplatonicâ to it, i promise.
telling the ccs that their characters have to be platonic is... weird. it comes off as not only babying them, but also as saying teens canât date without it being gross. which isnât true.
(this is why seeing people overuse âplatonic husbandâ so much bothers me. like, they ARE husbands. you can just say it. what are you trying to hide...?)
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do i think theyâre canonically romantic? ehh, its likely. itâs still okay to interpret them as platonic, because again, itâs hard to tell where jokes end and roleplay begins. like, maybe itâs jokes in the rp too, and c!bee duo are just friends. friends can and should be allowed to make jokes like that with each other! aro & ace marriages exist!
or, maybe itâs actually part of the rp, and theyâre very much romantic. we donât know!
some people say they could be a qpr (queerplatonic romance), which i could see. (a qpr is a relationship that fluctuates between, or canât quite be sorted into, âromanticâ and âplatonicâ. people in a qpr can do romantic things while having platonic feelings for each other). in my opinion this is a very valid interpretation as well!
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CONCLUSION (sorry this got so long omfg):
are c!bee duo romantic?
its likely, but you can still interpret them however you like!
should i put /p on bee duo content?
ehhh? i find it annoying when itâs overused (as do others), but if youâre worried you can. its up to preference. putting it too much is weird though
should i put /p on things cc! bee duo do?
no. youâre not the one saying it so you canât decide the tone tags for that. imagine you said something to your friend and a random stranger came up and was like âhaha but that was /p right...?â
can i ship c!bee duo?
mmm. iâm not sure on this one. they are canonically married and very flirtatious, but the ccs donât like being shipped and theyâre close enough to being the ccs that actively shipping might be against boundaries.
can i treat c!bee duo as romantic?
yes. literally just donât be weird about it. itâs not that hard! you can understand that two characters are husbands without making it weird
hereâs the most important thing: boundaries. cc bee duo still havenât told us what their preferences and canon is about this whole thing.
right now, i am assuming based on what they already show us theyâre comfortable with, but! the second they give us any more info! all these opinions will change!
i am only going off what they do. i would never want to cross boundaries at all. i just wish they would make theirs a little more clear.
..... i hope that helped anon, i went way off the rails... i need to go to sleep.
#itâs late im so sorry for how much i rambled and wrote#i hope this helps you#bee duo#og post#thereâs probably so many spelling errors i need to go to bed#i tried to fix some spelling so reblog this one ig#and not the old one
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Alright, alright, I caved.
After a slot opened up in me to be able to take on another show emotionally, I decided to invest in OwlHouse. I thought I would probably like it, but it won me over faster than I thought it would.
Iâve already watched a few episodes, but I realized that it might be more fun to do liveblogs, so here I am - with a liveblog...
I will be doing this episode by episode, and probably releasing them every once in a while. Everything will be under a cut, however, to save you all dash space.
If youâd like to follow, please track the #chekhov watches owlhouse tag!
(Iâd also like to dedicate this post to the Tumblr Staff Rob, who did his best to restore this post for me when tumblr queue ate it.)
Without further ado...
Episode 1!!
Fair warning - this is technically not a âliveâ blog, because I have already watched some of the show before deciding to do this, but Iâll still react to them to round things out.
Immediately, this reminds me of Little Witch Academia... Anyone? No? Only me? I feel like maybe Iâm getting my wires crossed, but there HAD to have been some inspiration taken from there?
âNo-- my only weakness! Dying!!â
Same, big snake monster. Same.
Oh, backup snakes? This girl is READY.
Please donât mistreat the snakes.
Spider breath... This kid is on my wavelength. That griffin seems to be waiting to be put out of its misery though, and I donât blame it.
My child... where did you get that pigeon head though.....
Nurse mother, do you REALLY think signing up your spider-summoning daughter for summer camp will actively make her antics slow down instead of ramp up to 60?
Awww, baby makes AMVs... But also, NO ONE TOLD YOU TO THROW AWAY THE BOOK??? I know itâs symbolic, but goodness, isnât that a bit much???
wait a sec, is that Eda????
Love the realistic bilingual kid experience of replying in English when your mom talks to you in your native language. Universal.
Love this introduction of Edaâs character. Sheâs got that little green scarf on and everything. Like a tiny trash grandma.
Oooh, okay, letâs extrapolate...
Lots of bones everywhere. I kinda love the aesthetic here - itâs gross and visceral, kind of like what Luz was making with her school projects. Yet in the middle of it all we have a rather clear gothic looking structure. Is this a power imbalance in the supposed kingdom?
The five circles of stained glass seem to perhaps indicate something like Hogwarts houses? Several different types of magic?
But Luz has no reason to freak out as much as she is - she LOVES weird stuff! Haha... No, I kid, I kid. I get it.
âAm I in the bad place?â
Eyyyyy, gotta love shows referencing other shows. :)
âOh dear child... Iâm not like you.â
Wow, what a DRAMATIC reveal for some pointy ears. :) I love her.
We should all aspire to have such cool and stylistically well put together wanted posters. You can tell the commissioned artist really respects her craft.
Steven Universe fans watching this:
Iâm looking too.
Okay, okay, enough shenanigans, letâs have some LORE.
I love this landscape. Teeth or bones, or whatever they are, this is one of the more unique settings weâve gotten, though maybe Iâm prejudiced because I love body horror and bones. The darker orange and red themes fit really well here.
Things Iâm desperate for: Giraffe LoreÂ
Things Iâm more desperate for: Eda lore. Why do her limbs fall off? Is she a zombie?
Things Iâm not quite as desperate for: Hooty lore. He can keep that to himself.
well hello there mysterious chekhovâs glyph which will DEFINITELY not be relevant in the second chapter (or end of season? Maybe? Idk it just seems important).
Ah, yes. That would have been my reaction as well, to be fair. Somehow I didnât expect to see this guy so early on. I figured he would be a low stress early villain that got assimilated into the Found Family. Kinda psyched that heâs just there from the start.
....Iâm just gonna presume this is all true and accept it at face value.
Old Escape The Cops Lady and Tiny Little Demon King, I need your backstory. How did you meet.
I love looking at background details, because like... you can tell the BG artists had fun. I particularly love how the 3 eyed toad doesnât actually have any reward attached to her. Though the Knife Baby does intrigue me!
âI write fanfics of food falling in love.â
Why am I being called out...
âNoo! My weak nerd arms!â
Finally, a realistic portrayal of a protagonist thrust into a fantasy setting!
.....................
Okay but. If only humans could pass through the barrier... wouldnât that mean a human had to have deposited those things in there? Do they have a human on staff in this weird pseudo-prison??? Suspicious....
Confession - when I initially saw ads for this show, I expected Eda to be a villain, not a loveable middle aged witch aunt figure. I am shockingly even MORE drawn to her this way. I expected betrayal. I expected her to be a lowkey threat?? But no. Sheâs just wholesome in the way a solid raccoon is.
âEda, are you okay?!â
âYeah, this just happens when you get older...â
â........does it..?â
If I had to pinpoint the exact moment this show won me over...... it would probably be this one.
I know itâs probably the wrong thing to focus on, but what is that insignia? Wings??? Like.... the kind OWLS HAVE?????
COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT!!!
Iâm really loving the landscape here. And those fireworks are... hmm... intricate?
Gotta love the old tried and true Witch Apprentice Actually A Live In Intern trope. :)
Hold up...
Is that
Is that Hooty? I thought he was just a door....
Eda: This is my room for human stuff. I will also put my human in there.
. . .
Overall rating: I think this is a cute overall beginning. The prison break went hard! I enjoyed the characters and it kind of surprised me in a lot of ways. It definitely does a great job setting up a world with a lot more to explore while giving us a small taste of cool magic stuff and witchy battles. :)
Now on to Episode 2!!
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