#am i making this post just to send it to my dnd groups gc?

[anomenofdarkness]

Dear Dungeon Masters everywhere

Crown of Madness is the best spell in the game

Use it.

[scandeniall]

Being in a GC with seijoh 4 ( but you’re dating Iwaizumi)

A/n: posting this on my phone at nearly 3am so format? We don’t know her!!!!

Warnings: aged up as per usual/ sexual jokes yeah the regular deal

You were definitely friends with them all before you and Iwaizumi started dating let’s get that straight. You were probably part of their crew after meeting in some random ass gen ed course that they all took together . Meaning over the years you’ve seen their “thirst trap post. Yes or no?” Texts. They’ve probably accidentally sent their dick pics before and you were scarred (but also looking disrespectfully). Makki accidentally does it and is like “oops my bad. But uh should i send this?” Y’all talk about everything from food to music to pegging to asking if someone wanted to go hang out in a fast food parking lot at 2 am. They were so comfortable in the gc it made you comfy and just as open.

Anyways back to dating iwa. He’s definitely confident in his relationship so he’s unbothered at jokingly flirty comments in the gc. You probably show him some of the texts before you send them and he thinks they’re funny. Jokes of an orgy happen sometimes.

You: what if we all just- 😳

Iwaizumi: anyways

Y’all disappear mid conversation sometimes. I feel like them mfs like to make joke sex commentary about y’all. It’s that cringy wattpad type stuff too

Oikawa: iwas sweats are hanging dangerously low on his hips as Y/N eyes his hardening member

Mattsun: eyes shift from his green orbs and the bulge

Makki: until their lips meet and tongues begin to battle for dominance

The first time they ever do that shit you two don’t silence your phones and they both keep going off with them being down and way too many laughing emojis and eggplants and water that it makes you and him just stop cause that shit highkey funny. He eventually goes in like: Pls stfu and you chime like they ruined the mood. Anyways y’all learn to put your phones on DND when you go at it. Coming back to it Iwa’s just like: i hate it here.

All y’all call him “daddy iwa” in the gc and he’s like 😐. Lots of “daddy iwa? or “DADDY IWA?” Just be like “wouldn’t y’all like to know” (they’re grossed out when you make sex jokes but they can do it i don’t make the rules)

When you’re not with him and hanging with one of the other boys doing something g dumb he wonders why y’all are even dating.

Makki: ok so um y/n is in the hospital with possibly a broken arm but don’t freak out

Mattsun: LOL 🤠

Oikawa: having fun without me? That’s sick

Iwa’s typing a mf essay to the group chat. Y’all really raise his blood pressure.

You: baby, I love you but I’m not reading that.

He calls you to lecture so you put it on speaker and makki group face times oikawa and mattsun and the three of them are laughing so much. He tells them to stfu but yeah yeah whatever. Says he’s coming to get you and not letting you leave with makki and the mf has the audacity to be offended like whatever dumb idea WASNT his in the first place

You text the gc when you and iwa are having you days to leave you two alone. They beg for soft Iwa blackmail material and sometimes you provide.

“Put his ass to sleep 🤪🤩” -insert a pic of him laying on his tummy shirtless and sleep- he’s unamused when he wakes up from his nap

You’ll even text shit like: whew got my back broken like a glow stick what y’all doing? (But you only send it when it’s false bc the two of you do tend to keep that part of your relationship more on the private side) They know it’s a joke and y’all probably just watched a stupid movie instead

You also send a selfie of you with his face buried in your neck or lips grazing your cheek all soft and sweet. Whenever Oikawa ass claims “bully” he’s all like “where’s this Iwaizumi at”

Iwa: not reserved for you 🥱

Sometimes you’ll just be texting them laying in bed back to him and he gets all grumbly like “stop texting them,” taking the phone out your hand and makes you turn around to face him. “Aw do you want attention too?”

“Shut up” but he totally does and says it while leaning to ores his lips to yours.

The boys are your photographers (or they’re just being weirdos but you’re fine with it bc sometimes you get cute couple pics that iwazumi would never pose for).

After a hangout one of them will send a pic of him looking all lovesick and mesmerized at whatever you’re saying to him like “ew love ❤️”

A/N: heres my attempt at getting back writing but it turned into me joking. Pls ignore me using old wattpad language i saw an opportunity and took it