#am i gonna go cry to sus now? you bet your ass i am

[voulezloux]

All Louis’ life, he’s known he’s been different. There’s always been something at odds about how he felt. As the eldest daughter of seven kids, he knew something was wrong with his body. Something was off, he just couldn’t quite put his finger on it. His mum dressed him in dresses and tights, plaits in his hair as he wandered around with the local neighborhood boys. They called him a girl, called him she and Rosemary when his name is Louis. He had told the boys as such, but they would tell him Louis is a boy’s name, not a girl’s. Louis is a boy. He knows he is.

the one where louis is trans and afraid, harry is cis and brave, and being 100% yourself is easier said than done.

don't be afraid to love (and love again) (83.2k)

written as apart of round 7 of @onedirectionbigbang

art by @wendersfive

listen to songs that inspired the fic here

[dust-broken-berry]

Second post for part 6

“I don’t know, but I think we share that luck. Cause somehow I got you, and I want you to know that I’m willing to listen to what you have to say…”

“...”

“But only if you want to…”

    There was silence for a second again, then PJ said-

“On my way here I thought about something…”

“Ok?..

“And the reason I’m telling is because, I’m planning to do something stupid…”

“Oh what a shocker”

“Fresh I’m serious…”

    Fresh saw how concerned and worried PJ was, so he said-

“It can’t be that dumb...but if you reallly don’t want to then fine. But it may make us both feel better.”

“Both? What, are you worried now?”

“I have a right to worry about you...so ya I guess I am.”

    PJ looked a bit surprised to hear him admit he was actually worried, he sighed.

“Fresh...I want to tell you but-”

“PJ if you're too nervous then it’s fine.”

“Well no it’s just, I don’t want you to try and stop me…”

“I...I’m not gonna lie to you because it depends on what you’re gonna say or do. But if you don’t want me to stop you then I guess I’ll have to try my hardest not you.”

    Fresh smirked and jokingly added-

“Now you need tell me because if you don’t me, then I’ll make sure you won’t do something stupid.”

    PJ chuckled a bit and jokingly asked-

“So it’s either I tell you and you have a chance of stopping me. Or say nothing and have you stalk me for a month until I try and do something dumb.”

“I never used the word stalk.”

    They laughed for a second, then PJ sided and nodded his head-

“Fine I’ll tell you”

“Oh you su-”

“I want to, and besides I shouldn’t make you worry.”

“Well...ok…”

“I…”   

PJ thought about the right way to phrase this, then continued-

“Fresh I know what It does to monsters...and ya on the surface it may not seem so bad but there is a price for what he offers…”

“I would think”

“And I was able to kinda figure out how he thinks...so I think that when Blue has this baby that It will go after it, like mom said. Of Course I have no clue when or where this will happen, but I know that if It wants to be quick then it’ll probably go after the baby in the hospital.”

    PJ went silent after saying that last phrase, Fresh said-

“My guess is the next part you don’t want to say…”

“...”

“Ok look I was messing with you, I won’t actually follow you or-”

“Fresh…”

    PJ took a deep breath and said-

“I’m...I’m planning to switch places with that baby.”

    Fresh looked reasonably surprised and scared as he yelled-

“Wait, isn't that like real dangerous!? I don’t want-”

“It won’t be, if what I’m thinking is right…”

    Fresh stopped yelling, seeing that PJ’s eyes had tears in them. He sighed-

“Ok...I’ll hear what you’re planning… But worried Jammy…”

“I know...I know...just try and hear me out, ok?”

    Fresh sat there quietly for a second, then nodded. So PJ continued-

“Since I was born with no magic, and ever since then I haven’t had any, that just means what I just said, I have no magic. So what I think It does is add more magic to monsters soul, not just make it, or give it but add it to the magic they already have. So for instance if he tried to do this to a human it wouldn’t work, because they don’t have any magic.” 

“So you’re thinking that if you swap places with this kid, then just nothing will happen?”

“Yes…”

    PJ said, leaning on Fresh’s shoulder and wrapped his arms around one of Fresh’s.

“That’s still dangerous, and you don’t know if it’ll work.”

“I know…”

    The thought of it made PJ scared, and because he was scared he cried.

“Woah, woah hey it’s ok, don’t cry.”

Fresh said, hugging and trying to comfort PJ.

“*Hic* But I’m scared…”

“You don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to.”

“That’s the thing I want to but *Hic* I’m scared....”

“Why then?..”

“I want for my brother, for mom because I know you he *Hic* still care about him too. For Blue because he isn’t a bad guy *Hic* just bad things happened to him.” 

“I don’t want those bad things to happen to you.”

    Fresh used his sleeve to wipe PJ’s tears.

“You know I’m not serious about much, but I’m serious when I say I care about you.”

“And thank you for that… I… I don’t know what I’m gonna do anymore. I’m gonna need to think about it.”

    Fresh sighed but nodded and smiled.

“Ok”

    PJ looked up at Fresh and his mood completely changed as he started to laugh.

“What are you laughing at now? Are you feeling ok?”

    Fresh asked, confused, putting a hand on PJ’s forehead. PJ kempt laughing as he shook his head.

“No, no it’s nothing, just yout glasses.”

“Ya what about them?”

“You know how the words change-”

“Oh god what are they sayin’ now? If they can make you laugh at a time like this, you were just crying.”

“Oh so you want me to cry?”

“No, no just uh...tell me what they’re sayin’ please.”

“Pfhaha ok, ok I will”

    After PJ asked there was just silence. 

“Well what do they say? Or did they change already?”

“Uh...ya they changed alright.”

    Fresh stood up to see if he had a mirror anywhere in the house, knowing that if he just took his glasses off they would just revert back to normal.

“What are you doing?”

“Looking to see if I have a mirror.”

    PJ looked at the coffee table and grinned 

“Well you know this did happen last time, and you also went looking for a mirror.”

“Did I find one?”

“Ya you put it on the table in front of the couch.”

    Fresh turned around and he didn’t look happy.

“Ugh, fuck you”

    PJ grinned and laughed again.

“Haha I guess you really could read your glasses.”

    Fresh stood there for a few seconds processing what PJ just said, he blushed.”

“Sorry”

“Pfhahaha why are you sorry?”

“It was an inappropriate time and well uh I don’t know…”

    PJ slowly stopped laughing

“I think you’re one of the only guys that would say that.”

“Well it’s polite… I guess”

“Well for one most men wouldn’t say sorry about that.”

“Ok…”

“And two”

    PJ stood up and went right to Fresh.”

“You don’t have to be sorry…”   

    Fresh happily surprised grinned

“I’m no longer sorry”

“Haha~”

    And with that PJ and Fresh walked away to the other room.

    “But what he didn’t know was that I had already made my decision…

… 

   … 

      …”

    As this was happening, Blue and Dust were just going back to the others, and as he entered he yelled-

“IT WENT SO WELL!”

“So I can hear.”

    Killer grumbled as Dust grinned and said-

“Well we did bet their asses”

    Nightmare’s head perked up-

“Their?”

“Ink brought Cross and Dream with him.”

    Blue said making Nightmare sigh and say-

“He told me alone.”

“I know he said that he ‘didn’t need more of you’.”

“Still no reason to bring any extra men.”

“Ya I agree”

    Dust said agreeing with Nightmare. But Nightmare then had to ask-

“Did you have Dust fight with you the whole time?”

“Ya? That was the plan right?”

    Blue said, confused.

“I know it’s just I didn’t think you would be able to keep Dust there for that long, and fight three monsters at the same time.”

“Well It did give me a decent amount of magic…”

“I mean ya I guess but still. Could you just let me see if anything changed in like your attacks, defense, or even like your own body.”

“Uh ya sure, ok?..”

    Blue said, a bit confused. Nightmare’s hand glowed a dark purple tint as he ran it over most of Blue’s body, surprising Blue a bit but he was fine with it. Nightmare’s expression changed slightly as he stopped, and said-

“Well there are two things”

“Ok...what are they?”

    Blue asked curiously, Nightmare continued-

“One you just over exceeded my expectations, congrats on doing that.”

“Um thanks...so what’s two?”

“That, that’s another thing I would like to congratulate you on. But for a different reason.”

“Congratulate?”

    Blue asked confused, Nightmare didn’t smile very much be he did a little then as he said-

“Yep, congratulations you’re having another child.”

    Everyone was reasonably surprised, and the fact that Nightmare said that so normally was even more surprising. Blue just asked-

“You’re joking...right?”

“You think I would joke around about that?”

    Blue went quiet for a moment, then started crying, Nightmare asked-

“Why are you crying? Wouldn’t this make you happy?”

“It would it’s just *Hic*”

    Blue wiped his eyes, Dust still surprised asked-

“Hey Berry it’s ok, just tell me what’s bugging you?”

“... What if this baby is like us now…what if it gets these powers...this curse…”

“Sadly it most likely will… I probably should’ve thought about that before I said something.”   

    Nightmare said, almost regretting that he told Dust and Blue. Dust had tears beginning to form in his eyes but quickly he tried to wipe them away, still he cried. 

    Outer said-

“You guys...it’s not your fault.”

“Even if it wasn’t it’s still terrible, and what if It tries to go after them when they’re born.”

“I didn’t think about that…”

    Nightmare said followed by Dust saying-

“It should be ok...enough. It probably doesn’t even know.”

“Ya so just relax for now, besides you should be happy, you’re having another baby.”

    Outer said, making Blue nod and start to calm down-

“Ya…I should be happier…”

“*Sigh* Ya...we should be happy...even though it’s probably going to be difficult…”

    Dust said, followed by both him and Blue saying-

“It’s our baby…”

    After they said that and everyone else realised that they started to relax. 

They all began to congratulate the new parents, everyone except Nightmare who was thinking about what Blue said earlier. About It going after the unborn child, he thought and knew that it most likely would happen. But he really didn’t have any of the answers that him, Blue, and Dust wanted. All it was, was scepticism...very scary scepticism... 

[freeshavacado]

My thoughts while reading Gone by Michael Grant:

* wait how old is Sam

* He do be liking Astrid doe

* Damn so Sam is a Leader

* Ew Orc is an 8th grader? 🤮

* Ok I googled it Sam is 14

* I like Quinn

* Sam thinks he’s so awkward but he’s actually really chill so far

* THE PAIN THIS GIRL IS GOING THROUGH OH MY GOD

* Poor Mary :(

* Howard’s a bitch

* Cut to Quinn being a racist motherfucker

* I love Edilio

* Sam is WHIPPED for Astrid

* Orc is such a piece of shiiiiiit

* LANAAAAA :(((

* Poor thing is in so much pain

* Patrick her dog is alive so that’s good

* She’s deadass slowly dying

* Thank god her arm is better

* I want to make this into a TV series

* If Sam and Astrid don’t kiss at some point I swear

* Hahahaha Sam do be shirtless rn

* Why isn’t Astrid happy to see Little Pete???

* MARY. IF YOU POUR HOT ASS COFFEE ON A CHILD, DONT JUST STAND THERE AND THEN RUN AWAY. PUT COLD WATER ON THE BURN

* Aw Mary has had bulimia since she was ten :(

* Ok so what she just took her Prozac and then threw up? Wouldn’t the pill go up too? I think your stomach/body needs like 30 minutes to absorb it into the blood stream...

* HELP SAM HES CHOKING

* Bruh my ass would be so exhausted

* Quinn low key an ass tho

* Lol edilio isn’t standing for this bullshit

* Lmaooo Astrid knew 💀

* Omg little Pete has it too

* Wow Quinn is an asshole pt 2

* I feel like Caine is gonna be a villain...like he’s pretty AND nice? Nah bro too good to be true

* Fucking Orc god 😒😒😒

* Caine is up to some shit 🤨

* Lmao hold up

* Diana probably whipped tho

* Sam please only be a simp for Astrid 😩

* I bet Drake is hot

* Aww computer Jack :) DONT YOU TURN ON ME SON

* “The captain is already maintaining” Bullshit 💀

* Are they really gonna call this eighth grader ‘Captain’?

* LMAOOO THE BASTARD CANT EVEN READ OR WRITE 💀💀💀

* Lol making Sam the fire chief because he was brave enough to go into a fire one time, so therefore he is the most qualified

* Bruh that’s like if I gave a kid the Heimlich maneuver bc he was choking on a gummy worm or some shit and they were like “Well because she did that, she should be the head doctor!!!”

* CAINE IS FULL OF SUCH BULLSHIT OML

* PRETENDING TO CRY N SHIT GOD

* I already know that Diana is gonna try and seduce Sam while she’s actually a spy for the private school kids

* Which, btw, of course it’s the private school kids smh

* I feel like maybe Computer Jack will be someone who eventually switches to the Good Side

* ALSO wow jack really be thinking that he’s smarter than Astrid smh 🙄

* Jack is such a smartsass

* Diana is such a fucking bitch oh my god 😒😒😒

* “You don’t look tough, Astrid” STFU SHES THE TOUGHEST OF THEM ALL

* Ok but I bet Diana and Astrid low key have sexual tension. Like obviously nothing’s gonna happen...but still

* Bruh I hate Caine

* Fuckin Diana with her ‘readings’ bullshit smh

* YESSSS LANA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so strong

* Literally how do they not know how to make pasta

* “I thought your people ate tortillas,” QUINN YOU RACIST PEICE OF SHIT UGH

* Poor Bette :(

* Orc is a piece of shit, I know we’ve already established this but I wanted to say it again

* I love Edilio so much

* Orc really using a slur against Edilio huh. Imma kill him

* IM SO DONE WITH QUINN. THIS BITCH REALLY JUST SAID “let him have her” LIKE TF????

* Drake is such a bastard oh my god

* If you hate Quinn and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻

* No seriously. I fucking hate him.

* Nooooo Bette died :((

* “I can’t kiss you with your little brother watching” AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

* Did they kiss or not wtf

* What the hell is up with this cat

* Ah so they did kiss!!

* Why didn’t I get details 🤨

* No a baby died 😞

* Quinn s u c k s

* How convenient that Sam got there *right* before Emma disappeared

* Those last 6 minutes before Anna disappeared too and was calling out to her sister, and so for what she thought was her last few minutes on earth she held sams hand :(

* Lol Diana sucks

* ‘WoRDs DONT sCArE mE’ shut up Drake

* Okay Computer Jack is definitely going to betray them because they underestimate him and take him for granted

* You’re telling me Caine and Sam could be TWINS???

* Why was the kiss ‘a mistake’ ?

* Okay NOW they’re awkward

* “But it was the first time I meant it” I CANT. ITS SO CHEESY

* I HATE QUINN

* These kids are crazy violent

* Fuck Diana

* Yikes now Sam only has some of his eyebrows left 😬

* Caine is in love with Diana 👀

* Little Pete might be more powerful than Caine 😛

* THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY LIKE CHILL

* Diana: I really dislike you Astrid: of course you dislike me, I make you feel inferior

* ROASTED ^

* Mmmm Quinn is trying to redeem himself

* “Don’t call me brah. I’m not your brother” OHHHHHHHHHHH HE REALLY WENT THERE

* that’s what you get for being a backstabbing asshole

* Poor Astrid :(

* Poor Little Pete :(

* Bro I need this to be a movie

* I love that Sam just punched Quinn like we had no choice but to stan

* Ok drake would definitely shoot up a school

* Fuck Drake

* Lana is so strong. Like she’s been in so much pain physically and mentally, and she almost died. But she saved herself and now even though she thinks she might be the only person left alive on earth, she is still keeping strong.

* What happens if the boat runs out of gas?

* Bruh these coyotes don’t give up

* THE COYOTES AGAIN??

* “Go out” “You’ll kill me,” “Yes. Go out, die fast. Stay, die slow”

* Wowwwwwwwwwww^

* Lmaooo “L.P.”

* Awwww Sam: “...she was still so beautiful that sometimes he had to look away.”

* Okay he a lil’ horny

* Awe Astrid and Sam hugging I’m soft 🥺

* I’m so sick of these damn coyotes

* Bruh these coyotes 😒

* Diana is annoying

* Literally can’t remember who Andrew is, but they’re about to film his passing away like wtf

* Poor Andrew :(

* “You’re a deep sleeper, Jack. Just now, while you were sleeping? I held your pudgy little hand. Probably as close as you’ll ever get to holding hands with a girl. Assuming you even like girls.” FUCK YOU DIANA

* Okay so Diana will protect Jack as long as he ‘belongs’ to her and does what ever she wants? That’s pretty sus

* Sam and Astrid kissed again 😖☺️

* Lmaooo Albert over here running McDonald’s

* Salads disappeared quickly from the McDonald’s menu since this whole thing? Who the hell orders a salad from McDonald’s?

* So Albert kinda whipped for Mary 👀

* I haaaaatttteeee the private school kids

* Y’know what depending on where I was and who I was with in this situation, I might’ve just killed myself

* “Remember who owns you” ew 🤨

* Diana. I hate you

* Bro I feel bad for Andrew

* How is Lana back at the cabin?

* That IS Lana right??

* Okay things are moving fast between Sam and Astrid. Like she’s already saying “I just want you here with me. Safe” like 🤢

* Lana, about Sam: your boyfriend? Astrid: ThAts nOt WhAt iTs AbouT

* LMAOO AFTER SHE SAID THAT SHE SAID IN A LOW VOICE “kind of” WHAT

* Lol Lana be out here like “yeah shits crazy. Get with the program”

* Ew they’re eating pudding with their hands 🤮

* I don’t care how hungry you are, that’s gross

* Like get a spoon or something

* Lana just called Astrid “smart girl Barbie” 🤨

* Part of me is like “lol” but the other part of me is like “bruh stop Astrid did nothing wrong”

* I still hate Quinn but he is kind of funny

* Lana calling Astrid “the blonde” like girl 😑

* Bruh you’re stuck in a house that is literally on fire and getting hotter by the second as it fills with smoke, now is not the time to be kissing Astrid

* Finally the damn coyotes are gone.

* Sam is so angry and he’s disgusted with himself for being so angry, I relate

* Fuck you, Quinn

* Fuck drake

* I would gladly kill Drake

* OOOOOOOOO EDILIO LIKES LANA AHHHHHH

* SIMP

* omg I love it 😩

* Lmaooooo Sams speech wow

* Sam you should NOT forgive Quinn. Especially not that fast. Yikes.

* Orc should feel bad for killing Bette. I have no pity for him rn

* Yes please kill drake.

* I am so happy that his arm is on fire. 100% he deserves to feel that pain

* Aww that’s kinda nice that Albert is planning thanksgiving dinner for everyone

* DAMMIT DRAKE

* I hate drake so much like dude just shut up and leave everyone alone

* Orc oh my god I could not be rolling my eyes harder right now

* Tbh if Orc and his other friends die, I’m okay with that

* What tf is up with this DVD

* Little Pete caused all of this??? 😦

* I’m sooooo sick of this whole darkness and coyote stuff istg

* Where is Patrick?????

* If Patrick is dead imma throw hands

* Diana is such an evil person. Like Drake is a monster, but she’s horrible in a different way.

* Also ughhhhhhhhhh Drake is back 😒😒😒😒😒 so sick of that mf

* “So. When do we go take down Sam Temple?” 🙄🙄🙄 no one likes you Drake

* AHAHAHHSJAHSHSHHSHD

* SAM JUST TOLD ASTRID HE LOVED HER

* AND SHE SAID IT BACK

* IM. S O F T

* (like my brain is still saying “y’all have talked for less than two weeks and you’re 14”)

* But like whatever 😭❤️

* My eyes just rolled into the back of my skull once Diana appeared

* Taylor low key flirting with Sam tho 👀

* When I first met Dekka, I was all: ‘what the hecka?’

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* I’m crying because Quinn couldn’t kill Drake because he was scared, and now children are screaming. Ugh I really wanted him to kill Drake but I understand that killing someone is a crazy thing to have on your conscience

* Call me cold hearted, but I would’ve shot him

* This is all in theory of course ^ I bet if I was in that situation though it wouldn’t be as easy as “just shoot him”

* I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed with a fictional character than I am with Drake rn

* Yooo I bet Isabella has some animal powers or sumn

* Caine 🙄🙄🙄 like that emoji doesn’t even come close to describing how annoyed I am

* Wait so is Patrick back now or...?

* Caine really just. Kissed Diana. Because she “owed him”????

* THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

* I literally hate sooooooooo many characters in this book ugh 😒😒😒

* Quinn is watching Drake kill Sam and is doing nothing. I’m so done with this piece of shit

* Ok finally he tried to shoot him

* “You know it always gets me hot when you say ‘apt analogy.’” “Why do you think I do it?”

* Y’all 🥴🥴🥴

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* Literally? Imagine being this heartless. Giving up hundreds of kids to coyotes without hesitation. The hate I have for Caine is real

* Once again, Orc feeling bad for what he did to Bette. And honestly? I’m still okay with that

* This kid is an a l c o h o l i c

* Computer Jack is so annoying like dude stop holding on to Sams leg. Literally

* Still hate Diana, but I like that she’s helping out Sam a little bit

* Ew Diana just kissed Sam on the corner of his mouth 🤢

* I TOLD YALL ^^^

* Yay Patrick is alive :)

* “I guess we won,” Sam said. “Yeah,” Edilio agreed. “I’ll get the backhoe. Got a lot of holes to dig.”

* ^im. Depressed

* I cannot for the life of me remember who Cookie is

* “Orc sat with Howard in a corner by themselves. Orc had fought Drake to a standstill. But no one-least of all Orc-had forgotten Bette.”

* ^good.

* Y’all Sam and Astrid flirting I- 🥴🥴

* We love to see it ^

* Awww “we’re going to the beach” y’all Astrid and Sam are so cute

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* FUCK. Goddamn this cliffhanger 😡

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ok, time for a semi-thought out review-spoilers below

I knew that the captain badge thingy Lunaris gave Penny (I shall use this nickname because her name is too damn long) was some type of control device. That scene reminded me too much of Mark giving Gizmoduck that Waddle badge for it to just be a coincidence.

I am LIVING for Lunaris’ dramatic, theatrical voice! He is 100% THAT BITCH

HERE’S HOW PHOOEY DUCK CAN STILL WIN

You know you’re in for a good time when Dewey and Webby team up. I guess old men in Disney shows CAN’T have models in bottles. 

The different family members that Scrooge has pictures of all over are super sweet. No matter what he claims, Scrooge is a family man. 

It’s super cute that Huey was sending postcards. He’s a good boi.

I wonder if Donald’s head is that hard or if the cell walls are really soft.

I bet those visors on the helmets that go over the Moonlander’s eyes are some kind of mind-control devices

I think Lunaris WANTED Donald and Penny to find his secret war room. He sensed her hesitation. Plus if Donald was SO IMPORTANT TO him, Lunaris probably would have taken Donald to the mines personally.

You like Della don’t you, Penny? *smug Spongebob face*

Dewey is 110% THAT BITCH. He and Drake need to hangout sometime.

“We’re both the bad cop.” Webby, sweetie...

Dew-tective. Dewey is pun-sexual

Donald/Cheesy Postcards is otp. But who is he sending those cheesy postcards to? Or does he just collect them?

 The lighting in the noir scene was AMAZING.

Oh Webby, you were so close

“He’s your uncle too.” “WHAT CASE?!” I love my red son.

Poor Donald. It’s not his fault he’s so squishy. We can’t all be Darkwing Duck tough.

Gibbous is lucky to have Zenith. I want more of the two of them. They are adorable

“Almost pleasurable to hit” ...no comment. Also Donald makes the same sound as Spongebob when he’s hit. Therefor Donald must be part sponge and that is how he can take so much damage.

“Inflicting pain is fun!”-Frank’s motto

“This is your moment, Gibbous.”

THAT WINK! MY LITTLE BI HEART COULDN’T HANDLE IT!

Penny’s directions are HORRIBLE. I hope she never has to lead anyone else anywhere.

Their plan was SUCH a kid logic plan. I LOVE IT.

The mailwoman is GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HER.

“Bill, bill, bill. Man, being an adult is not fun.” I feel personally attacked

I think Mr. Jones could have worded his letter better. Also, I keep getting bills from my therapist even though I already paid them so that hit close to home as well.

Donald is too thicc for the vent system.

This scene has THE BEST DONLAD FACES EVER!

The moon scorpion is ADORABLE and I LOVE IT. I bet that little guy is gonna give Donald his superpowers. It followed Donald and helped him out when he was (sometimes literally) in a tight spot.

 I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH DONALD!

“Oooo, seedy.” Webby, hon, we need to talk. Dewey in the background freaking out over the roach was great.

Dewey, darling, you do not have spy skills. We still love you anyway.

Webby is 200% THAT BITCH. I feel like the fake backstory was probably a reference to something but I’m not sure what. The locket thing made me think of Anne. Webby is COMMITTED to her backstories.

DO NOT TOUCH! (DEWEY!!) What has Dewey done with that uniform to warrant such a warning?

Dewey, there is a time and place for your own theme song. This was neither.

Webby, please never change.

Donald’s file is as dummy thicc as he is. I hate myself.

I DEMAND A PLUSH OF DT17 DONALD. NOW.

Donald has entered DAD MODE (™)

I wish Donald would gently rock me to sleep. And tuck me in. And give me a kiss on the cheek.

“Aw, phooey”-because you can’t say “Fuck me” on the Disney Channel

MOONY TO THE RESCUE (I’ve named them and I am TOTALLY ATTACHED/EMOTIONALLY BONDED WITH THEM). 

DAT ASS

Would beds made of gold be comfortable?

DANCE, DONALD, DANCE

“Help me look for them. But DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.” Penny, you need to work on your leadership skills.

I wish we could get a closer look at Lunaris’ “Most Dangerous” list. The man is thorough. Organization goals. 

I didn’t see Beakley, Webby, or Launchpad on there. Darkwing isn’t on there either, but he’s brand new so that one makes sense.

It made me very happy to see Lunaris continue to get beat up. Not as tough as you act, ya bastard. And he’s a dumbass for not using the dummy first, then testing on one of the moon mites, and ENDING with himself. Do you even science, bro?

The pic of Donald with the eggs warmed my heart. :’)

It’s adorable that Dewey thinks that he’s a detective/spy and that he could get the jump on anyone, much less Webby.

LET THE POOR DUCK HAVE A BREAK! HASN’T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

HOW DARE THAT BASTARD HURT MY MOON WIFE!

“Great victory comes with great sacrifice.” I do NOT like the sound of that.

DONALD IS A DETERMINED MOTHER FUCKER.

I really feel like Donald is the best fighter in the show. Even when he’s in pretty bad shape, Donald can take a punch without getting KO’d. He’s good at evading hits. Jim and Drake may be able to take more damage, but Donald can avoid getting hurt in the first place. Well, at least in a fight.

Lunaris is what Magica and Glomgold think they are. He’s cold, calculating, and organized. He can get inside someone’s head to find out how they work. He knows a person’s emotional weakness and will dig into it. I think Donald might end up throwing off his game because Donald reacts much differently to emotional stress than most. Others breakdown and are at their most vulnerable. But Donald channels the emotions into energy and is arguably at his most powerful.

I think Webby may have a problem remembering what is real and what she made up.

Dewey might have the same problem.

Scrooge, you need to accept the you are old. OLD AS BALLS.

The #1 therapist mug is great. I also like that they once again took a character from the comics and gave them an upgrade. Though Mr. Jones seems like he should be in anger management as well.

If we needed anymore proof that Donald is a FUCKING FORCE OF NATURE, Mr. Jones’ office gives us a pretty good idea of what Donald is capable of. Little guy can pack a punch.

That speech, man. That PERFECTLY explains who Donald is and why he does what he does. I cried when Mr. Jones was explain how much Donald loves his family overlayed with Donald himself backing up those words. POETIC CINEMA! T_T

Donald out-maneuvering Lunaris shows what Donald is best at-reading a situation and adjusting his tracticts/plan. He’s pretty good at thinking on his feet and unlike the majority of the other characters, Donald knows when he’s out-matched. That’s why he and Della were such a good team. Della was the brawn while Donald was the brains.

DONALD IS TOO STUBBORN TO DIE. And Moony is soooo in there with him.

“There goes the bravest man on two worlds.” Truer words have never been spoken. He might be the most stubborn as well. 

SCROOGE, YOU CALLOUS CORKSCREW DICK! YOU ARE PROBABLY THE CAUSE OF 90% OF THAT ANGER. YOU SHOULD PAY.

“Because he loves us.” I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!

Y’all were SO CLOSE!

The look Scrooge gets when he’s listening to Donald’s message, he KNOWS something is up.

Donald is off to Canada (old SU meme is old.

Seriously though, Scrooge is kind of a prick in this episode. He brushes off a lot of stuff about Donald, like the therapy. I hope this is leading to something like Grunkle Stan and Dipper, that Scrooge is hard on Donald because he sees a lot of himself in his nephew. Both have anger issues and both have unique speech pattern. I’m sure Scrooge has dealt with people not being understand him due to his accent many times.

I like that they didn’t make a joke out of Donald receiving therapy. If this were an “adult” show, the show/characters would probably mock Donald for going. But here it’s presented as a good thing and that Donald is mature and a good person for reaching out for help. The fact that he did it to be a better parent...SO PURE AND WHOLESOME. DONALD IS BEST DAD! 

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Don’t Tell My Wife - Part 2

Characters - Reader, Justin Chambers, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki.

Warnings - Fluff, drinking, flirting, cheating. Word count - 2.4k. Summary - You were happy on Grey’s Anatomy, you felt at home there but when a guest role on Supernatural is offered you’d be a fool to say no. When the guest role becomes a more permanent thing, your relationship with your co-star Jensen Ackles develops too, into something it really shouldn’t.

A/N - So … just a quick heads up characters mentioned not from the cast of supernatural will be the cast  of Grey’s Anatomy, if you don’t watch the show it doesn’t matter at all just see them as ocs unless you’d like to google it’s completely up to you and your reading preference.

Part 1 - Masterlist

“Hey, stranger!” Jared shouted walking towards you with 2 coffee cups in his hands, holding the cup with your name scribbled on it out to you he smiled. “Extra vanilla as it is Thursday.”

“Thanks, It’s only been a week did you miss me that much?” Taking the cup from him you took a sip, he’d only known you for 2 months but he’d made the effort to get to know you.

“Of course I have, I’ve only had Misha to mess with.” Wrapping an arm around you he gave you a hug.

“Great, so I have more dead spiders in my trailer then?”

He only shrugged as he walked with you towards Jensen’s trailer, opening the door he climbed in. “You coming in or what?”

Following him in you felt a little uncomfortable walking into someone’s trailer without their invitation. All that unease left when Jensen looked up from his phone smiling when he realised it was you.

“Hey, when did you get here?” He stood up walking towards you hugging you.

“Last night.”

“Tell me you’re here for more than a week this time.” He smiled down at you as he let you go.

“Yep, you have me for a few weeks before I have to go back and be a TV Doctor.”

“You’re staying in a hotel for weeks?” Jared asked from where he sat on the couch.

“No, I’m not I actually moved into an apartment on Saturday, well kind of moved in half my stuff is here half is in LA.”

Jensen slapped at Jared’s legs off the couch so you could sit down, grabbing his coffee cup he sat down next to you. “You should’ve called us we could’ve helped you move in.”

“I had Justin’s very reluctant help, only took the promise of pizza and beer.”

“Cheap assistant then.”

“Yep.”

“You ready for today?” Jared asked chugging the last of his coffee.

“Sure am.”

“Shit!” Jared stood up looking up from his watch. “I was supposed to be in hair and makeup twenty minutes ago.” He rushed towards the door. “See you later Y/N.” He called out as the door shut behind him.

“Bye Jared, he always like that?”

Jensen chuckled. “Occasionally, but when he is he’s late by a while, one day he was six hours late.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Did anyone call him?”

“Yep, he’d turned it off cause he wanted to sleep, I had to go to his place wake him up and drag his ass down here.”

“Wow.” Glancing down at your watch you needed to be in makeup. “I’m not gonna pull a Jared, I’ll see you later Jensen.”

“See ya Y/N.”

-

“What the hell was that?” Dean slammed the motel door shut behind you both.

Turning to face him you pulled off your jacket throwing it down on the closest bed. “What the hell was what? Me saving a child’s life or me saving your ass?”

“You nearly getting yourself killed in the process!”

“I was fine!”

“You nearly got your throat ripped out by a vamp!” Dean ripped off his jacket and pulled his gun from his waistband dropping them onto the bed next to yours. “You could have died!”

“I didn’t! Everyone’s safe, everyone’s alive because of me!”

Dean closed the space between you slamming you against the wall, his hand cupped the back of your head as his lips slammed into yours, his free hand ran down your side cupping under your ass as he lifted you into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist he walked you towards the bed dropping you down onto the mattress before he crawled on top of you.

“Cut!” The director called out into the room. “You know I think we might’ve just nailed that in one but we’re gonna do one more just to be sure.”

After one more take, the director yelled cut as he walked towards the two of you as Jensen helped you sit up. “If you two are like that with every scene you have together a lot of people are gonna be having early lunches.” He gave you a thumbs up before walking back towards the camera.

“You okay? I pushed you against the wall harder than I should’ve that time.” His hand rested on your arm as he looked down at you with a furrowed brow.

Nodding up at him you smiled. “Yeah, I’m good.”

His arm wrapped around your waist. “You sure, you’re not just saying that to make me feel better?”

“Honestly I’m fine Jensen.”

Wrapping his arms around you he gave you a hug. “I’m sorry.”

Patting his chest he pulled away from you. “Jensen, I’m fine don’t worry about it, Justin’s dropped me down the stairs before don’t worry and didn’t apologise, don’t worry about it.”

“I’ll get you a coffee later to make up for it.”

“Will, that make you feel better?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay.” Smiling up at him you nodded. “I’ll see you later Jensen.”

--

Stretching your legs out on your couch you read through the latest script for Grey’s with a glass of red wine in your hand. A knock at your door pulled your attention from your lines, you hadn’t ordered any food and the cast didn’t know where you lived yet, they must have the wrong apartment. The knocking didn’t stop.

Walking towards the door you flung it open, Jared and Jensen stood in front of you. “What the hell are you guys doing here?”

“It’s your first episode tonight.” Jared grinned at you holding up two bottles of wine. “So we’re here to watch it with you.”

“That’s Jared for can we come in watch your first episode with you, order pizza and drink?” Jensen rolled his eyes at Jared.

“You have wine, of course, you can come in.” Holding the door open you let the two of them in. “How the hell did you find out where I live?” Closing the door behind them you turned to see Jared already raiding the drawers for a bottle opener.

“We have our ways.” Jensen winked at you.

“Not creepy at all.” Picking the script off the couch you dropped it onto your coffee table.

“We asked one of the PAs, we’re not interrupting you are we?” He asked sitting down on your couch.

“Jensen I’m in yoga pants and I’m drinking, of course, you’re not interrupting me.” Picking up your wine glass you walked towards the kitchen where Jared was still clattering around. “What do you guys want to drink? I think I still have some beer left.” Putting your glass down you watched him open the same cupboard for the third time.

“Where the hell are your wine glasses?” Jared asked closing another door.

“In the one next to you.” Pointing towards the cupboard you watched him open it and pull out 2 glasses. “Are you already drunk?”

Turning around you ran straight into Jensen’s chest his arms darting out to stop you from falling backwards. “Sorry, I came to grab a beer, you good?”

“Yeah.” Nodding at him one of his hands dropped from your arm the other moved to the small of your back as you opened the fridge door pulling out a beer for him. “Here.”

“Thanks.” Taking it from you his hand dropped from your back.

-

Your phone lit up every few minutes as the episode played out.

“Someone’s popular.” Jared nodded at your phone as he drained his glass.

“It’ll be Justin giving me a running commentary as he watches it.” Leaning forwards you flipped your phone over.

“What’s the deal with you two?” Jensen asked sitting back down next to you with another beer.

“He’s my best friend.” You shrugged.

“That’s it?”

“Yeah that’s it, everyone always thinks there’s something going on but there really isn’t.”

“Told ya.” Jensen tipped his beer bottle towards Jared.

“Whatever,” Jared grumbled as he got up to fill up his glass taking yours with him.

“He really thought you two were dating.”

“Really Jared?” You called out as he walked away.

“You’re always with him! Plus your characters hook up!”

“We don’t all end up marrying our co-stars Jared!”

Jensen chuckled next to you his arm resting on the back of the couch behind you. Jared walked back towards you with 2 full glasses of wine, handing you your glass he fished in his back pocket for his wallet pulling out a twenty he dropped in Jesen’s lap.

“You actually bet on it?” You looked up at him.

Jared shrugged slumping onto the couch. “I thought you were dating him.”

“He’s going to love hearing that.”

As the episode ended your phone rang on the table, picking it up you didn’t have to even look who was calling to know who it was, answering the face time Justin smiled at you. “Hey, badass.”

“Shut up.”

“You killed it!”

“You know I haven’t read any of your texts yet.”

“Oh, you’re going to enjoy them.” He winked at you.

“Where the hell are you?”

“On set.”

“You’re on set and you watched the episode?”

“Oh yeah, Dempsey and Pompeo watched it too, they said they’re proud of you.”

“Don’t make me cry.”

“Where are you anyway?”

“Home, well on the couch, Jared and Jensen are here, did you know Jared thought we were dating?”

“Seriously?”

“You two are always together!” Jared protested next to you.

“Justin! Come on man off the phone!”

“I’m needed, seriously you killed it though I can see why they’re keeping you on.” With a smirk, he winked at you. “See you soon, love you.”

“Love you too.”

“And you’re seriously surprised as to why I thought y’all were dating.” Jared snorted.

Shoving Jared’s arm you dropped your phone back onto the table. “What’re we watching now?”

“You.” Jared smiled grabbing the remote from the table.

“Excuse me, Padalecki?”

Looking up at the TV he’d put on today’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

“No, come on.” Reaching for the remote Jensen’s arm dropped from the back of the couch to your waist holding you against him as Jared held the remote away from you.

“We’ve watched our show, now we’re watching yours.” He shrugged putting the remote on the floor he kicked it across the wooden floor.

“Why are you two such assholes, do you even watch Grey’s Anatomy? Because if you’re both going to sit there and ask me questions I will hurt one of you.”

“Shh, it’s on.” Jared hissed at you pointing at the TV.

Focusing on the TV you watched your LA family delivering first-class drama as the scenes played out, you tried not to think about Jensen’s hand on your hip as he sipped his beer next to you. You knew you weren’t in the episode until after the halfway mark only coming in when a trauma is brought in, you could actually enjoy this, looking down at your empty wine glass you didn’t really want to move you didn’t want Jensen’s hand to leave you.

As the advert started to play Jensen held his beer out towards Jared. “Get me a glass of wine would ya?”

Grabbing the bottle he shuffled off towards the kitchen, returning with an empty glass and a bottle of wine, filling up the glasses he flopped back down next to you, stretching his legs out he yawned resting his head back against the couch.

“Tired?”

“Just a bit.”  

“You can go home you know, you don’t have to stay.”

“Shh you’re back on, are you even in this or are you stringing us along?”

“You wanted to watch it, you’re the one who put it on and yes I am.”

It felt weird watching yourself in the show that had been your life for the past few years with the two men who were going to be a part of your new family, it felt like some weird brag.

You weren’t really paying attention to the screen when Jared shoved your knee.

“What?”

With a raised brow he pointed at the screen where your character and Justin were getting hot and heavy in the on-call room. “Y’all ain't dating.” He scoffed.

“No, ask me one more time and I’ll hurt you.”

--

As the credits rolled Jared stood up rolling his shoulders. “I need my bed.”

“It’s fine, go home, enjoy.”

“J you comin’?”

“I’m gonna help Y/N tidy up I’ll get a cab later, see ya tomorrow.”

Showing Jared out Jensen started cleaning up the kitchen throwing out empty pizza boxes.

“You don’t have to do that, you can go home.” You tried to take the plate from his hand.

“I’m not leaving your kitchen a mess and letting you clean it up, won’t take long anyway.” He shrugged as he carried on washing up the dishes.

Hopping up on the counter you took every dish he washed drying it and stacking them up next to you. Watching him your brow furrowed when he smiled up at you. “What?”

“You.”

“What about me?”

“You’re going to be a breath of fresh air.” Drying his hands on the cloth in your hands his palms rested on your thighs. “And one hell of a lot of trouble.”

Smiling down at him you dropped the cloth next to you. “Oh yeah?”

His hands ran up your thighs to rest on your hips pulling you closer to the edge of counter your legs fell further apart as he settled in between your thighs. “Jensen, you’re married.”

Pulling you flush against him he nodded at you. “I know.”

“We shouldn’t.”

“I know.” He breathed out as his lips brushed against yours. “Sweetheart, I know.”

Part 3

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7.09🎄🌟

Comments on the Call The Midwife Christmas special! *proceed with caution* 

Here we gooo

aw Lucille hey

That’s a cute baby 😭

You right Jenny Lee, if only I had a damn map of life lmao

SPACE ELVES LMAO

Reggie!!! My harrrt

That paint probably is pure lead sjskks

Vi’s hair is rough

LMAO who is this old woman she is annoying already

go home shelgah is the new go home roger (if you know you know!! Lol from the show Sister, Sister)

ROCKIN AROUNDDDD THE CHRISTMAS TREEE

new car in this bitchhh

shealgh’s yellow scarf and coat is cute af

AW TEDDY

TRIXIE MY QUEEN!! SHSJKS SHE HAS RETURNED THE SHOW CAN GO ON

!!! THAT WILL BE ME IN 12 DAYS ARRIVING IN LONDON !!!!

the babs pic :(

their tree tho😍

Sister MJ annoyed to have to walk is a big mood

“our work is here” wow this is sad already

Phyllis already knows there’s something sus going on

“They gonna see everything you got” LMFAO LUCILLE

THE QUEEN OF POPLAR IS HOME

wow just kidding 😂😂

omg the Asian babies are so adorable

but what is up grandma from Balto

NOTHING TO DECLARE BUT MY ANNOYANCE LMFAO OK ME AGAIN AT THE UK CUSTOMS

mama bear phyllis😭😭

sister MJ is like listen I’m the sweets and candy queen here back up

HERE SHE IS

BEATRIX IS HOME💖💖

PUCCI?! HONEY GOT SHMONEYYY

omfg my heart MAMA PHYLLIS BATHING THEM

babs sweater omg 😢 I’m crying already

Phyllis omg stop Fuck my heart

PATSY AND DELIA IN SCOTLAND

GARBO OMG LIKE GRETA GARBO she was famous and famously gay I see what they did there najsksk amazing

SISTER MJ FAKING AGAIN LMAOO??

oh shit morphine maybe not faking then lol that can f*ck u up 😂

Fred our pure ridiculous angel

Omg stop sister MJ 😭😭 when she dies it’s over man

Didn’t think the mother house would be by the beach/sea

My mom just made a funny ass remark but  it’s kinda mean I shant say

OH SHIT SHES GONNA CRASH

who is that woman tho?

LMAO sister Mildred is like sister E I’m kinda vibing with it 😂 but if she comes for Phyllis then I will have a problem

Sister J just SNAPPED 💀 she is not leaving poplar and that’s that !!

Omg this kid looks like my little cousin

My gal is already back at work!! grinding all day let’s get this bread

Ok I feel their annoyance but it’s true hospitals have a lot of upsides

like number one there are doctors there lmao

oh no😭😭 why is the kid left alone? that’s not fair 😭

YOU’D GO UP LIKE A BOMB FIRE SJSKKS VI IS RIGHT

Aw the little angels (lowkey reminds me of the best Christmas pageant ever LMAO again if u know, u know)

Trix’s coat!! A damn look

A damn BELL?? holy sh*t this convent is like a prison

sorry @ God but I would never

Fred wants to gather the orphans gifts omfg he is SOFT <3

Aw Mother Jesu (but also I don’t know what I imagined her as but this lady isn’t it)

Sister J will not go bc we would riot

*throws to ground* I felt that

APPALLING MUSIC LMAO SHELAGH IT’S CALLED HAVING TASTE

it’s prob the stones I bet

Lucille looks so CUTE love the fit

Lucille and sister MJ together is always a sweet moment

The Turner’s new car is fire I love the color

Shelagh’s pink scarf is cute too, she got the whole rainbow. She has to make up for all the lost years of not being able to dress lol

ok but I have to say the three shades  of pink is bothering me, looking like a Scottish pepto bottle (or peppa pig😂)

AW FETUS SHELAGH/SISTER B

📢📢📢 just bc she wants it doesn’t mean it’s right 📢📢📢

Another Mavis wow can they stop recycling names already Lmaoo sheesh it’s not that hard

throw a Gabby in the mix, or matter of fact cast me (imagine LMAO)

This is so sad omg, the little girl watching the others be adopted I can’t 😭😭

Ok sister winnie we see u with some vocals!

Oh shit TB yikess

“Sometimes love is not enough” ouch that shit ‘hurted’ :(

Oo k trixie 😍 we see u

sweetie was in Paris Yass as she should (but lol love how they ignore the fact she left bc she relapsed)

PHOTOGRAPHIC NEGATIVE LMFAO VALERIE STOP

trixie running in her dress and stockings I can’t lmaoo but we love a fashionable midwife but imagine how gross her feet will be through those sheer nylons

not at all relevant but I remember tipsy-ly walking around the Brooklyn bridge barefoot after my hs prom and my feet looked like charcoal after 💀💀😂

SHE’S PUSHING STANDING UP???

My sister in law is cringing bc she’s currently 7 months pregnant and is imagining giving birth outside on the street

the Beverly sisters with rubber gloves 😂

Well that dress is ruined trixie 😂

How do they make those umbilical cords look so real?

the Barbara name tag😭

“It’s only a dress...” character growth ok, Beatrix has grown up 😢

I keep saying but I really can’t if shelagh adopts May

What is up with this pregnant lady who spooks like a dear?? (My sister in law said that lol)

no way she remembers something from 2 years old

SHELAGH IN BLUE SLACKS?? YES A LOOK  OK

Glad she finally is in pants tho lol, serving Laura Petrie looks

📢📢Everyone has a story.. 📢📢

My mom just said she wants those vintage tree icicles 😂

It’s been real sister W but bye bye

LMAO WAIT SHE SNAPPED

I remember reading that she was leaving so I’m not surprised

“I feel called to stay here and I don’t care who’s calling me” OK SIS !!! 📢 TELL EM

“Is your knocked elastic gone?”LMFAO aka don’t get your panties in a twistttt

A donkey I’m weakkkk

Patrick gave him Tim’s tree aww

LMAO Tim is pissed

This damn donkey lmaoo this is funny

ofc he likes candy😂

Shelagh and Sister J delivering a baby! This is pure

They said clever girl so take a shot

Another boy today!

LMFAO FRED AND REGGIE SCHEMING

It’ll be crazy fr if shelagh takes this little girl home, she’s already got two kids she doesn’t watch 😂

I’m triggered when I watch elections, takes me back to that horrible day in 2016..

Shelagh and sister J on the beach <3

BURGUNDY SLACKS YAS SHELAGH shawty got 2 pairssss

SECRET CIGS LMFAO OMG I LOVE THISSSS

Patrick can mind his damn business ok

They’re bonding over smoking and I love IT

THE INTENSE ASS MUSIC

IM NERVOUS WTF

SISTER JULIENNE CRYING OMG MY HEARR

SISTER MILDRED TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM THANK U LORDT

BEATRIX SERVING 60s DREAM LOOKS 😍 why doesn’t my hair look like that?

I’m also lowkey sad at the lack of Phyllis in this ep

ANGELA SPOKE HOLY SHIT IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

THEY FOUND BILLY OMFG ANOTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

“You come home with me” BYE MY EYES ARE SWEATING

Trixie looks so damn good & her hug with sister Winnie was cute

the Turner’s are now that family in “in takes two” who they say collected kids 😂😂

This is so cute but I can’t believe it!! And then their were 5 Turner’s!

Neal as one of the 3 kings I am a mess

Vanessa Redgrave PLS chill I can’t I’m shedding caucasian tears 😭😭

LUCILLE HAS A BOYFRIEND??

OMG NO SHE BROUGHT THE CHURCH 🥰🥰🥰

Val is also serving a look!

STOP NOW IM CRYING FR FR

HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SINGGGGGG

I LOVE THE CHOIR UGHH

EVEN PHYLLIS SINGING <3

“we share the shift from darkness into light..” 😭😭❤️❤️ UGH MY HEART

That was so good I can’t wait to be able to watch season 8 in real time next month in LONDON!!

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Episode 15 Replies

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foreboooooooooooooooooode

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IMO a good MMBC makes a Sim sufficiently suspicious, and a great MMBC makes every eligible party sufficiently suspicious. I’m aiming to make a great MMBC today. Well, all days.

(Also specifically to Jack: I won’t confirm or deny, but I will say it’s not like she’s not telling the truth. Trans people do know more how to survive than most...)

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She’s still Ron’s Delano’s sister!

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i have the purest daughter #what an absolute sweetheart

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thats so pure...........

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I love Lavandar so, so, so, so so so much. I love all three of- I loved all four of them, but to see the enthusiasm you have for Lavandar makes my heart warm

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “M-morning, Kira. Hi, Toby.” Toby: “Hey. So, another last...”

I thought Toby said 'baby' instead of 'today' for a second I was like WOAH SLOW THE ROLL

I bet now you wish he hadn’t slowed the roll huh

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Kira: “Okay, if I’m guessing right here, we’ve got enough time that I...”

😊 !!

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Are you sure? You look distracted. Everything definitely...”

😭 this is pure

With all the tension between Percy and Kira since that incident in Episodes 5 through 7, I figured the latter could use some more bonding to cheer her up!

cafesimming replied to the same:

broke: intracontestant fighting woke: intracontestant friendship

There’s a time and a place for both; it just depends on what potential you can spot and what happens in game organically!

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Right, okay, okay, okay. How much do you know about snakes...”

it makes me very happy that "lavandar infodumps about lizards" is a tag

It’s mostly to contrast how worried she is that Lorelei doesn’t care about what she’s saying at all at the first, and how she’s more sure that she does later on. believe it or not I do try and include character growth every now and again

cafesimming reblogged your photoset and added:

😭😭 #baby

everyone is crying all over the place today and we haven’t even got to the real heart-hurt yet

cafesimming replied to your photoset “STOP IT!” *THUD* … *thud* “…” *shallow breath* “Nn… nn.”

DID LETHE JUST FUCKING KILL SOMEONE EITH ONE OF LOR'S INSTRUMDNTS DUDE YOU CANT /DO THAT/

Lorelei will never be able to play that brand of guitar again

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “I guess- I guess it’s your turn now, Lavandar?” ...”

*lets out held breath* ohthankgod

Tenderhooks

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Kira: “It’s funny, y’know. When you put it like that. ‘We’re...”

toby is fucking dead

Process of Elimination Strikes Again, in more ways than one

cafesimming replied to the same:

oh i am Not looking forward to this fallout. this isnt gonna be pretty on anyone

it wasn’t

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “˜Found Toby.’”

FUCK i mean i knew this was coming and i CALLED it that the lorelei contestant murder was gonna be this round but STILL FUCK

I mean To Be Fair you were warned it could be the case, as the end credits explain

tosimornottosim replied to the same:

FECK ARSE

jackssims replied to the same:

Oh FUCK

And it's too late, for me now Will not learn never know how Voided colours bleeding out My monochrome

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Victim: Toby Hale Cause of death: Blunt Force Trauma...”

FYCK FEOWGHWREIUGWRGTW

cafesimming replied to the same:

shiiiiit

@bountifulberries replied to the same:

I’m SO sad

And my thoughts are falling out Brain is splattered on the ground Hanging five feet in the air I figured out There's no way out

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Toby?!”  “–oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck–” “He’s… he’s...”

i'm so sorry lor

jackssims replied to the same:

This is. Upsetting

cafesimming replied to the same:

i want to help her. i wish i could help her

her heart is breaking so much. so so much

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “¦ Toby: “…n…” … Toby: “Wh… L- Lorelei? Lorelei, got- g-tta…...”

how dare you

What I think Vid is referring to is this insightful bit I clarified on Discord: 

ALSO SO okay okay: okay: one of toby's lines in the latest post "w-why can't I see?" that line keeps flopping back and forth between two different interpretations for me the first that it's part of my HC that ghosts see things differently to how mortal Sims do - which admittedly is something I haven't incorporated in some time the second? that lethe hit him so hard that he's become blind BELIEVE ME I DO NOT WANT THIS I DONT KNOW WHY IT KEEPS TELLING ME THAT 

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Toby: “Oh.” Oʜ? Toby: “…it’s my time, isn’t it?” Iᴛ ɪs. Sᴀᴅʟʏ,...”

AUGTRHTBERHTER

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH VIDCUND

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “¦ Lorelei: *almost a whisper* “I… d-didn’t want you to go either,...”

😢😭

No More the Het Shit to Hit people with

jackssims replied to your photoset “Percy: “…t-this is my fault.” Lilith: “Pe- Per - Percy?”  Percy: “I, I...”

Lyra?

Lyra... Lyra! Lyra~

cafesimming replied to the same:

someone pls get my daughter out of the pool of blood

things you don’t want to hear at a police station

jackssims replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “Lyra. Got- gotta call - ” *wipes eyes* “- gotta call Lyra.” ...”

Oh, okay. I dunno why I thought Lyra was just going to waltz into the BC house, but I did. Calling her makes a lot more sense

Lyra: *kangaroo kicks down the door with her leg, falls flat on her ass* LOR HOLY FUCK

jackssims replied to your photoset “¦ Percy: “So? W-what’s it say?” … Percy: “Lorelei? What does–”...”

Poor Lorelei 😭

you sympathized even when you Did Not Know the extent

cafesimming replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “…Kira? … Kira.” Kira: “Yeah?” Lavandar: “Where’s Lorelei...”

heck

watch your fucking language

sevenleafsimblr replied to the same:

😰

poor Clover

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Lyra: “How did you find out?!” Percy: “I- I can’t, I-”  Lyra:...”

W W H A T

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lyra: “How did you find out?!” Percy: “I- I can’t, I-”  Lyra:...”

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

At one point Kaspar liked up to this point then stopped cold and I was like “oh shit I killed them. reveal game too strong”

tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “this wasn’t supposed to happen. none of tthis was supposed to HAPPEN....”

M e l o d y???????? M E L O D Y????????????????????????????????

M e l o d y

Jack said elsewhere: 

In all honesty my head is reeling from all of this I'm just very 👀 and 🤔 rn 

👀 I can see, but what’s 🤔 represent? Speculation?

Lissa said elsewhere: 

You've done some Good Shit Kara Get some good rest, you've more than earned it

Nope! Now I’m not queueing and any image I add won’t interfere with it, I’m gonna go double hard and double time on the installment subsequent. And hopefully it’ll be revealing enough to really make Lavandar sit up! ...from the pool of blood. 

[hundredblossoms]

orange (mo fan/su mucheng)

 for @syncogon

spoiler warning: extracts from chapter 765, 776, 777

mo fan is in a serious love-hate relationship with the color orange.

one of the first things he learned in his first Glory days is that an orange label means a lot of money. despite that selling (illegally obtained) orange-labeled equipment forms the bulk of his income, his opinion that orange is the worst color in the world still stands. not only is it ugly as hell, it is the color of sunlight, of happiness – and he hates it.

to be honest, his first impression of su mucheng isn’t the best.

it’s not because he realized that she’s the launcher that was always antagonizing him alongside ye xiu in the game, or because the drama she was watching was incredibly bad. it’s that she has bright orange hair, what the fuck? mo fan does not exactly get out there often, but he is still fairly sure that the hideous color shouldn’t appear on hair. and also because she’s disgustingly bright. 

everywhere she goes becomes so much brighter, like she brings a ray of the sunlight outside with her, and mo fan hates it. because he’s a creature of the dark, and the two things, like ice and fire, never mix.

it’s been five days since he first came to headquarters. everyone gradually gives up on talking to him when he does not respond to any of their attempts, and he is perfectly fine staying out of everyone’s way ( heck, he does not even want to be here at all ). he’s not here to fucking socialize; he’s here solely to improve himself so that he will surpass ye xiu and see his annoying smirk slip away from his annoying face. so he doesn’t attend any of their meetings, because anything they’re discussing is not any of his business, as far as he is concerned.  

he expects chen guo to pester him into attending, being the meddling woman she is, but su mucheng comes instead.  

“you’re not gonna attend the meeting?” su mucheng settles into the seat next to him, and asks.

“nah.” 

su mucheng changes the topic casually. “how’s practice going?”

“good.” before you came, that is.

“want a match?” 

“with you?” he glances at her disbelievingly. in the five days he’s here, he has never seen her practice at all; all she does is watch dramas and play stupidly easy mini games, sometimes even both at the same time. he’s starting to think that the launcher he fought in the game, imposing and deadly with a cannon, cannot be her, because she – pretty, warm and lazy as hell – just doesn’t feel like the launcher, who’s all graceful maneuvers and aggressive moves. 

“why not?” su mucheng smiles brightly at him. 

“you’re on!” he enters the arena, aiming to win.

so, of course, he loses by a huge margin.

“good fight.” su mucheng says, a wide grin on her face. 

mo fan immediately knows that he was wrong. this woman is not scary, she’s terrifying.

the days go by, and he still hasn’t found the answers to his many questions. every night, when he lies on his bed, waiting for sleep to consume him, the question how’s it like being a pro player? is always on his mind. before, ye xiu had painted a promising enough picture that he came here, determined to get what he wants and leave. 

but now he wonders. 

he’s heard the phrase “pro player” lots of times, heard it in internet cafes, at the street, heard it said with respect and admiration. he can’t help thinking, how strong is a person to command such fervent devotion? how much strength does people like su mucheng possess?

he knows he should apologize to su mucheng, but he doesn’t, because mo fan does not do apologies. but he tries his best.

one thing he learns during his time here is that su mucheng really likes junk food. she’s always snacking on something when she’s watching dramas, and this time is no exception. 

mo fan does not even notice he’s staring until su mucheng pours some sunflower seeds on his desk. he’s slowly getting used to this, to su mucheng randomly giving some of her snacks to him. sometimes she forgets to entirely, and sometimes she suddenly thrusts a pile of food at him when she remembers to. he shows his refusal by not eating them, but it’s like su mucheng doesn’t even notice. 

this time, though, he reaches for a seed, slowly munching on it. maybe she’ll know that he’s sorry? he glances at su mucheng covertly, but su mucheng is so fully immersed in the drama that she doesn’t notice. 

he finds himself finishing all the seeds one by one – they don’t taste that bad anyway.

“you’re NOT subtle at all, mate.” bao rongxing comments lightly after practice. mo fan is a bit taken aback by the casual endearment, because he does not know when exactly he and bao rongxing became “mates” – prior to this the number of conversations they had had could be counted on one hand, and they were all one sided – but after he came to happy headquarters, he has learned not to question anything bao rongxing does, and that everything baozi does is because he wants to. so he doesn’t. 

he keeps silent though, because that alone doesn’t mean that he’s going to dignify that with an answer. 

thankfully, in that moment, an wenyi enters the room, pushing his glasses up his nose. “are we talking about what i’m thinking of? since when are you so astute?”

“how am i supposed to know what you are thinking about?” baozi replies, looking genuinely confused.

an wenyi rolls his eyes and shrugs. “well, you know what i mean.”

bao rongxing shakes his head exasperately on that, and points towards mo fan. “you, and me, we need to talk.”

apparently mo fan has a “big ass pathetic crush” on su mucheng now, according to luo ji, but he is not telling her, obviously, no matter what luo ji says. he has watched more than enough soap dramas with her that he knows that the popular girl never falls in love with the wallflower in the shadows, and that there is always the protagonist, suave and imposing, waiting for the right moment to swoop in and save the day. he is no protagonist; he is only a short scrawny moody boy with a pathetic crush on the beautiful lady, and he knows that he never stands a chance. 

so he does not tell her. he only gives himself time to think about it when they watch a drama together for the first time that day, her head resting on his shoulder, bright orange hair glinting in the moonlight. the main couple is breaking up, again, and it’s apparently sadder than the first three times, because su mucheng is crying, tears streaming down her cheeks, pearl after pearl. mo fan wordlessly passes the tissue box to her and watches her wipe her cheeks clean. all the while he can’t help thinking, she looks so beautiful when she cries.

he’s staring at the vending machine downstairs, deciding what drink to buy, when ye xiu walks towards him, instant noodle bowl in hand. 

“you’ll want this,” he points towards the orange juice, “she likes this drink the most.”

“how–”

“remember, she’s my sister, i know a lot of stuff. also, if you want to date her, you gotta go through me first, so have that in mind, yeah?” ye xiu reaches out to ruffle his hair. 

“don’t tell her. please.” 

ye xiu smirks deviously. “no promises, little mo. see ya tomorrow.”

he can’t even look su mucheng in the eye right now. it’s kind of like looking at the sun until your eyeballs burn, and his depressed, nocturnal ass is not ready to deal with that so early in the morning. 

so when ye xiu announces his opponent for the next pvp practice, he knows he’s screwed. ye xiu is scarily exceptional in the game and a good leader, he’ll give him that; but with all due respect, he’s still an unscrupulous piece of shit. it’s no use plotting revenge against an enemy you can’t beat, so he quietly accepts his fate. 

he supposes that he likes su mucheng a lot now, but he’s still a little scared of her. he remembers the time she fucking demolished him in a battle, and he’s not eager to reenact that traumatizing experience.

“let’s have a fair fight, shall we?” su mucheng smiles broadly at him, and he wants to die.

he’s not giving up without a fight, though. “you bet!”

he’s not saying that he likes orange now, but it has left a prominent mark on his life, and he doesn’t regret any of it. 

[crzcorgi]

Under a cut due to NSFW content

Negan x Michele

  “Michele! Baby, where the fuckity fuck are you?”

 “Negan!”

 Good fucking God, it’s Amber. “Amber, I’m not here for you. Where is Michele?”

 “Negaaan, it’s been sooo long since I’ve been with you. I’m starting to think you don’t like me anymore.” And she starts pouting. Shit.

 “Amber, I do not need to deal with your fucking whiny shit today. I will say it again,where.is.Michele?” I rubbed my hand over my scruff. Goddamn, I do NOT need this.

 “I don’t know Negan, I’m not her mother.” She fucking turned and walked away from me! Fucking ingrate.

 “Fuck, I’ll go find her myself.”

 I walked towards your room as fucking fast as I could. Reaching your door, I knocked. “Doll? You in there?”

 I could hear a faint sound, tiny footsteps. The door opened and there you stood.

 “Michele, my favorite baby girl, let.me.in!” I took a hold of your elbow, leading you over to the bed. “I was calling for you before the fucking sister wives descended on me like fucking jackals. I have a sweet little surprise for you doll!” I pulled you down onto my lap.

 You looked up at me, surprised. “You seem to have a whole lot of surprises for me lately, Negan. Why’s that?”

 “Ohhh, ba-by! Look at you, all sweet, innocent and fucking clueless! Je-sus! Mmhmm, that, is what I am talking about!”

 You looked at me, head tipped, the fucking cutest eyes, blinking, looking utterly confused.

 “Negan, please stop playing with me.”

 Your face told me I teased you enough. “Fuck, baby, you are my favorite girl. I fucking purposely hunt down shit for you, not those other bitches. You, no one else.” I ran my hand up and down your back. “But my surprise this time is waiting up on the roof.”

 “The roof?”

 “The roof, baby. So get some clothes on, cause as much as I adore you walking around in a fucking tank and shorts, I do not appreciate the looks you get from the horny shitheads. Snap to it doll, times a wasting!” I slapped that fucking fine ass of yours, causing a squeak to escape you.

 “Negan!”

 I walked over to the doorway, turning to watch you go into the small closet you have and pull out a dress. Holding it up to me, you asked. “Is this okay?”

 “It’s fucking fine, baby, but no panties. You know how I hate obstacles.”

 You laughed, pulling your tank off giving me the perfect view of those mighty fine tits. But as soon as the top was off, you pulled the fucking dress over your head.

 “Ah fuck, doll! Not so quick! Give me a show!” I licked my bottom lip, just smiling away at you. So gorgeous.

 “Don’t be naughty Negan, I want my surprise!” You snickered, lifting your dress up just high enough to pull your shorts off. You were grabbing a pair of shoes when I made my way over to you.

 Leaning down, I grabbed a pair of red heels, placing them in front of you. “These doll, these are fucking perfect for you.” I stood up, running my hands up the backs of your legs, reaching your ass and squeezing each plump globe tightly.

 “Negan, my surprise?”

 I began nuzzling your neck while continuing to move my hands upward, until they were just below your breasts.

 “I need you now doll. Bed.”

 “Negan? Roof?” You were breathing heavy and uneven. I knew you wanted more too, because as you spoke, you were slowly moving towards​ the bed.

 “Lay down baby. Let me take care of you.”

 “Negan, I…I’m not comfortable with what you’re thinking. Please.”

 “Sweetheart, just go with it. You love you me, trust me, correct?” You began to lie back, staying propped up on your elbows, your gorgeous dark eyes never leaving mine.

 “Yes, I love and trust you Negan, but…”

 “No buts, baby. Relax.” I leaned over you, moving your dress up your body, inch by slow inch, teasing you. I stopped when I was in full view of your fucking glorious wet center.

 My hands moved down, grasping your thighs, easing them apart more. “Good fuck, doll, you’ve got some strength in those gorgeous thighs of yours! Ease up a bit, it’s not going to hurt!”

 You relaxed a bit, but I could feel a slight tremble. “Michele, do you want me to stop? You know I don’t fucking force anything on you girls. But baby, I’m not gonna lie. I am fucking dying to get a taste of that sweet sweet pussy! Mm-hmm!”

 I got up, crawling over your body to get nearer to your face. “Sweetheart, look at me, open those beautiful eyes.” I began stroking your cheek softly. “I love you.”

 Looking into my eyes, I could see you were conflicted. You were nervous, but I could tell you wanted this. “Okay, Negan. I love you, let’s do this.”

 I don’t know why, maybe it was the way you said it, but I burst out laughing. “Fuck, you are amazing, doll!”

 I leaned into you, kissing you deeply, my tongue entering and quickly searching out yours, circling it. I pulled back out, nipping at your lip. I crawled backwards, watching your expression for any sign of regret. When you closed your eyes, smiling, I knew you were ready.

 I was kissing, licking my way downward, skipping your glorious tits as I didn’t want you to regret your decision. I quickly dipped my tongue in your belly button, causing a giggle to escape you. I love that sound.

 When I reached the top of your mound, I couldn’t help but nuzzle into it, this, to me, is home. My home.  I could feel your shivers, so I softly caressed your upper thighs, whispering “I’ve got you baby girl.”

 Not wanting to spook you, my movements became slower, softer. When I reached your core, my tongue darted out just taking a quick lick. You jolted back, as if you were trying to escape.

 “Doll, do you want me to stop?”

 You looked down at me, “No, keep going, please.” Sighing, you closed your eyes, a slight smile growing.

 My tongue slithered out, starting on your now hardening nub, creeping back towards your waiting pussy. The taste, your taste, it was like nothing I had experienced before. Sweet as honey, erotic, enticing, making me want so much more.

 “Ohh…OHHH…Ne…gan!”

  Bringing my face away a bit, I asked, “Michele, baby, you okay?

 “Uh… yup…you bet…” I could see your eyes, starting to roll back, the smile on your face growing deeper, larger.

When my tongue entered your hot, wet hole, I curled it, trying to hit the that spot. Feeling your jerky movements, and hearing those glorious sounds coming from you, I knew you were beginning to enjoy yourself, and we’re almost finished before we even started.

 My tongue fucking upped speed. Faster, rougher, I wanted you to fucking cum, cum harder than you ever had before. I wanted to make you beg for more. I needed to hear your scream my fucking name. Those bitches needed to know you were who I wanted.

 And fucking cum you did, writhing, screaming, squirting, the whole nine yards. I moved my tongue back to your clit, tickling it with my tongue’s tip.

 My arms were holding on tightly to your thighs. “Michele, sweetheart, don’t fucking crush my skull.” I laughed, causing a vibration.

 “Oh…NEGAN!! TOO MUCH!”

 “Sorry baby.” I backed up, gently caressing your legs. I didn’t want to move, I just wanted to stay here. It felt so right. But I got up, gazing into your face, seeing a look of pure euphoria. “I’m going to grab a towel, I will be right back, baby.”

 Grabbing a towel, I hurried back to see you still in the same position, your breathing only slightly evening out.

 “Hey, baby girl.” I was talking lightly, not wanting to scare you. “I’m just going to clean you up a bit, okay?”

 When I was finished, I moved to the head of the bed. “Michele, I’m going to let you sleep, you’re exhausted.” I moved your hair away from your face, stroking your cheek tenderly. I began to stand up but was stopped by you clutching onto my hand.

 “Negan, please stay!”

 Looking back at you, I grinned. “This bed is a bit small for the both of us, sweetheart.”

 You scrunched your face up, almost looking like you were going to cry. “Please?”

 “How can I resist you? Can you sit up for a minute?”

  I undressed, leaving just my boxers on. You sat up, slowly and very deliberate, your senses still on high. You started to remove your dress, I could see you struggling, so I eased it up and over your head.  I then sat down behind you, my legs around you.

 “Turn around and lay back on me Michele.”

 Turning around so you were still situated between my legs and sitting back on your heels. “I’m not going to lay directly on you Negan, that won’t be comfortable for you.” You were now rubbing my calves, the feeling make me even fucking harder than I was before.

 “Fuck, doll, you are an itty bitty thing, I’ll hardly feel you. Well, I’ll feel you alright!” I winked at you, licking my lips.

 You giggled. “Okay, Negan. If you’re sure.” You climbed on top of me, snuggling into my chest.

 “Mmhmm, that is what I am fucking talking about!” My arms snaked around you, pulling you impossibly tight. Your breathing had slowed down, matching mine.

 “Thank you Negan, that was amazing.” You yawned, wiping at your eyes.

 “Anything for you sweetheart. You’re my girl. Always…”

“And forever?”

 “You know it baby. Now go to sleep, I’ll be waking you up in a bit. It’s my turn for a little fuckity fun.” I kissed your head, inhaling the scent of your shampoo.

 “Okay, Ne…and don’t you forget my surprise.” and you were out.

 I sighed, this. “I won’t forget it baby.”

This is fucking heaven.

Part 2?

[theabominableblogger]

Rewatching “Attack of the Clones”

Why yes, I am doing this.  Because why not?

My apologies in advance because this post is so long...

*starts singing the Star Wars theme*

ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC!

OK, now you it’s a bad sign when they pan up.

They did it in Rogue One but I’m excusing that movie because it’s awesome

“There was no danger after all.”  Bullshit, Typo.

*Corde dies*  AND THEY BLOW YOU UP!  BOOM!

Wait, there’s an Imperial siren going off in the background.

PLO KOON!

Barriss!

Sly Moore!

LUMINARA!!!

Plo Koon’s prosthetics look terrible in the movies

Is that Uncle Ono from TCW in the hologram?

*starts imitating Ki Adi Mundi when he says “He’s [Dooku] a political idealist, not a murderer.” *

Fun Fact:  the guy who plays Ki Adi Mundi is the Ood in “Doctor Who.”  Mind blown.

I hate Obi-Wan’s mullet in this movie.

Obi-Wan’s like “freaking get me outta here” when Anakin compliments Padme

You can tell how much makeup they put on Natalie Portman in this scene.

“It’s overkill, Master.”  Obi-Wan’s the kill master...

“She hardly even recognized me...”  God dang it, Anakin.

*Jango Fett hands off the assassin centipedes*  God the green screen...

She [Padme] has the most unnatural sleeping position

Man, I feel bad for all the actors in the prequels.

How is R2 asleep and not hearing those bugs??

Fun Fact:  the SFX team used grapefruit to make the noises of the centipedes

OK, you’d be able to feel a bug crawling up your arm.

Imagine if Anakin freaking beheads Padme instead of the centipedes?

Cue end music.

“Stay here!”  BUT I...

Anakin, just fly freaking straight!

Gotta dramatically take my face cover off...

“I hate it when he does that.”

Which implies Anakin has done this before...

Anakin climbing on top of the bounty hunter’s airspeeder is almost exactly like Kanan on top of Fenn Rau’s ship in “The Protector of Concord Dawn“ except Kanan doesn’t lose his lightsaber.

OUR RIDE’S HERE!

Here’s a challenge:  try to identify all the freaking alien species in this Coruscant bar

Must be a Halloween party going on...

Did she just say “sleamo?”

Yep, I think she’s dead, Anakin.

SHAAK TI!

Yeah, you’re [Jedi Council] gonna let this horny 19 year old Padawan escort the love of his life back to her home without anyone else to help out.

GREEN SCREEEEEEEENNN!!

*Padme tells Jar Jar to fill her place in the Senate while she’s away*  Nooo....

The window cleaning droids!

Those are some huge ass robes on Anakin

Oh my God, Anakin...

“Sorry, m’lady.”  *groans*

I didn’t realize Padme’s handmaiden was crying!  Now I feel sad now!

OK, they can tell Anakin’s a Padawan:  he has his braid still in!  At least bobby pin in so that it blends in!

YOU WANNA CUP OF JAWA JUICE????

I freaking love this scene between Dexter and Obi-Wan.  Shut up.

Ewan McGregor’s got a little dimple or something on his forehead and I can’t stop looking at it.

“Hey, no droids!  Get out of here!”  says a droid

Padme just really likes wearing doilies in this movie.

AN:  Heads up, we’re only fifty minutes in at this point.

“We are encouraged to love.”  That’s a really loose interpretation, Anakin.

Take a shot every time Anakin says something really creepy about Padme in this movie.

*Obi Wan talks in the youngling class*  [gasp] Imagine if one of them is Kanan?

I don’t know whether or not he was an Initiate at this point.

*goes to consult the “Last Padawan” comic*

Wow, sudden scene change within a sentence!

SIO BIBBLE!

OH MY GOD, ANAKINNNNNNN....

The voice of Lama Su (Anthony Phelan) is so cool.

I DON’T LIKE SAND.  IT’S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE.

*DEEP INHALE*

There was literally no point to that scene other than to give Anakin and Padme an opportunity to kiss.

*whispers*  One of those clones is Rex....

So many freakin’ CGI clones...

And now a picnic...

“They [Jedi mind tricks] only work on the weak-minded.”  That’s a compliment, Padme.

“I’d be much too frightened to make fun of a Senator.”  But I am anyway!!!

*Anakin rides one of those living potatoes*  Behold, the Chosen One.

*Anakin falls off*  SO FAKE!!!

*Anakin and Padme roll around*  They’re not even on a hill!

*deep inhale*

I love how they got the same kid who played Boba Fett here back to play Boba in TCW

What’s with these weird close ups?

*Jango tells Boba something*  Please someone teach me how to speak Mandao’a.

Damn, look at the cuts on Jango’s face.

Apparently, George Lucas told Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman to improvise in the “aggressive negotiations with a lightsaber” scene but it went really NSFW really quick so they had to stop after the “negotiations with a lightsaber” line.

God, why does Padme wear that halter dress in THIS scene?

There is no reason why she should have changed from the previous scene.

God, you can tell how nonexistent the chemistry is.

“I’m haunted by the kiss you should never have given me.”  Well wait a minute, you kissed each other back and Anakin initiated it!

“My heart is beating, hoping that kiss does not become a scar.”

*GRIMACES IN IMMENSE PAIN*

God, Anakin, do you have to be so ANGRY?!?

WHY DOES PADME NOT SAY ANYTHING?!?

“You are asking me to be rational.”  YES, BE RATIONAL!!

*groans*  The dialogue in this freaking scene...

So they kinda vaguely wrap up the whole Sifo-Dyas C-plot in TCW but even then, we’re like WTH?

*Yoda says the Jedi can’t use the Force*  That’s like saying the Pope can’t talk to God.

“Jedi don’t have nightmares.”  Lies.

“I have to help her.”  *groans*

Slave I!

Obi-Wan, that lightsaber is your life.

Oh my God, the green screen!

Sorry, Obi-Wan, you would have no arm left after that stop.

Jango freaking bumped his head on the door...

What is with Padme’s costume here?

What is this explosion disc thing Jango uses to try to get rid of Obi-Wan?

*in best young Boba Fett voice* GET ‘IM, DAD, GET ‘IM!  FI-YAH!

Just a random thought:  what do the clones in TCW think of the Fetts?

I love this shadow shot of Anakin and Padme saying goodbye.

This is “Duel of the Fates!”  Why is it playing here?

Unless they’re referring to the fact that Anakin’s fate changes whether or not his mother is alive or not.  That sort of thing.

How do the Separatists not know Padme is still alive?  Unless Anakin does such a good job at hiding Padme on Naboo and Tatooine...

“The banking clan will sign your treaty!”  *in best alien voice*  ALSO I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A CAR DOOR!

This staccato music here when Anakin sneaks into the Tusken Raider camp is actually kinda cool.

The ten-second mother-son chemistry between Hayden Christensen and Pernilla August is probably the most compelling thing in this movie.

This music though.

Oh my God, the way Mace sits down!

OK Anakin, explain this body [Shmi’s corpse].

“OK, Hayden, just glare at the screen.  There ya go.”

“I’m good at fixing things.”  You know what you have to fix though?  Your mental state.

What is this hippie dress Padme’s wearing?

“I killed them.”  Did you kill them all?

“I killed them all.”  They’re all right, right?”

“They’re dead.”  Oh, so just the men.

“Not just the men.“  Oh, but like the old men?

“But the women-”  What?!?  But not the children!

“-and the children too.”  But they’re people!

“They’re like animals!  And I slaughtered them like animals!”  But you don’t hate them!

“I hate them!”

“To be angry is to be human.”  To kill Sand People divine.

Anakin is the worst friend ever.  His father figure is being held captive, and what does he do?  Listen to the Council like a sissy.

Oh my God, freaking Jar Jar, no...

Why does Obi-Wan’s ray shield cell spinny?

Wait, I forgot Dooku trained Qui-Gon!

“Dellow felegates.”  *immediately slams head on desk*

Oh my gosh, pterodactyls!

“I love democracy.  I love the Republic.”   I love it.. so much!

“I’m not a freaking goblin.”  says the freaking goblin.

*Anakin and Padme sneak through a tunnel on Geonosis*  This is like “The Great Mouse Detective,” where Basil and Dawson go through the sewer pipe to get to Ratigan’s lair.

When I was little, I used to be able to imitate and time the smashing machine on the assembly line.

*3PO gets into a mess*  Just... erase this whole gag entirely.

*rolls eyes loudly*

How did Anakin not see that mechanical arm swinging toward his face?

Ani, you have no arm at this point.

Imagine if Padme gets burned by lava.

None of the original trilogy happens.  Cue end credits music.

“Not again.  Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me.”

*in best Obi-Wan voice*  I hate it when he does that.

“I thought we weren’t going to fall in love.”  WHO D’YOU THINK YOU’RE KIDDING/ HE’S THE EARTH AND HEAVEN TO YA!

My love for Obi-Wan’s snark in this scene knows no bounds.

*Geonosians cheer when the Separatists cheer*  Heck yeah, I’d cheer for Christopher Lee too!

“She [Padme] seems to be on top of things.”  But not on top of Anakin yet.

[I am forcibly removed from the fandom] 

*starts imitating the nexu*

Wait, isn’t that big mantis crab thing from Ryloth?

Wait, nevermind:  the acklay are from some planet called Vendaxa.

*Padme lands in the saddle*  Sorry, you’d have no kids after that landing.

*starts imitating Nute Gunray saying “Jango!  Finish her off!” *

*The Jedi invade the gladiator arena*  HECK YEAH!

*starts naming off all the Jedi because I can*

GREEN SCREEN!

This whole scene was filmed on a green screen.

There was no point to that flip, Mace.

*Mace hits that rhino thing*  NOOOO!!!!

*Jango kills the rhino*  NOOOO!!!

Boba’s in the corner like “Whaat?  My dad just died??”

Kit Fisto’s smile.  Oh my God.

*3PO makes jokes while being dragged back to his appropriate body*  [groans] Just... kill me...

AAYLA SECURA!!!

*Ki Adi Mundi helps Kit Fisto onto the clone trooper ship*  Whaddya bet Ki Adi Mundi and Kit are like best buds?

What language is the Geonosian language based on?

“We must get the Star Destroyers back into space.”  When did your voice change?!?

“If they [the Jedi/the Republic] find out what we are planning to build, we are doomed.”  Circle inside of a circle?

*Dooku flies to his ship via speeder*  The Hoveround takes me where I wanna go...

What is this shaky cam zoom on the clones?

“We’re out of rockets, sir.”  HOW???

“Don’t let your personal emotions get in the way!”  OK, Obi-Wan totally knows that Anakin and Padme are a thing.

Sooo... why was Dooku’s ship halfway across the desert?

Because we needed dramaaa??

GREEN SCREENNNN!!!

My personal headcanon is that the clone that falls off the ship with Padme is Rex.

DOOKU’S FREAKY ASS SMILE!!

*Obi-Wan gets injured*  OK, man, get up.  You’ve survived worse.

*Anakin destroys the wire for the lighting*  DRAMATIC LIGHTING!

THEY’RE NOT EVEN HITTING EACH OTHER!

What is this Force-measuring contest between Dooku and Yoda?

There’s literally no point to it.  It’s just Dooku going “My use of the Force is bigger than yours!’

[I am forcibly removed from the fandom]

*Yoda catches the Sith Lightning with his hand*  OK, so this is totally unrelated, but in the Star Wars Force Arena game, you can get Kanan as a character, and HE DOES THAT!

FILONI, EXPLAIN!

*Yoda just jumps off the ship*  HARDCORE PARKOUR!

Why doesn’t Obi-Wan move himself and Anakin away from the falling pillar?  Are they just that injured?  Obi-Wan, you just have a cut on your arm and leg; you can move.

ANAKIN AND PADME ARE MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YODA AND OBI-WAN!!!

“Do you believe what Count Dooku said about Sidious controlling the Senate?”  He IS the Senate!

Where are all the other chairs?

“Begun, the Clone War has.”  Best line in the movie.  It’s also the last line in the movie.

Is Mas Amedda just yawning in the background?

Padme is just covered in doilies.

IT’S OVER!

*goes and watches the entirety of TCW*

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching SU for the first time: Season 4 ep 11~15 (part 2)

This post reacts to Season 4 episodes 113~15 (Gem Heist/The Zoo/That Will Be All).

I feel like my brain’s got a blue screen of death... jfc

Gem Heist

-*’I have a bad feeling about this’ intensifies*

-THERE’S A FUCKIGN RED EYE

-WTF?? AMETHYSTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG??

-NO WONDER JASPER CALLED AMETHYST A RUNT, BUT SERIOUSL, I LIKE SHORT AMETHYST BETTER, THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

-How the hell are they not able to see through the window from outside

-WHY DOES THE AMETHYST SOUND LIKE JASPER

-who the fuck is that cat ear haired dudette and why won’t she stop punching people

-This is so uncomfortable

-Sapphires must be pretty high-ranking in Homeworld society

-I never liked the homeworld society and I don’t like it now. Fucking hierarchy and bullshit.

-Are those jail cells

-i still haven’t gotten over that hair

-Please hold it together Ruby

-That does bring up the question, do gems speak English or is there some TARDIS translation circuit shit going on in there, like the CG’s can communicate with humans because they’ve been on Earth and there linguistics immediately adapted to their environment, but the gems in the zoo have never been exposed to Earth surroundings and therefore cannot understand the language of a native?

-I only just realized the zoo ship looks like those diamonds people put on rings.

-Oh and hold it together Amethyst...

-FUCKING RUBY

-HOLD IT TOGETHER RUBY

-Maybe it only opens for diamonds?

-I W A S R E A L L Y E N J O Y I N G T H E T O U R

-The gem at the back of Holly’s head makes her look like she has a permanent drop of cartoon sweat

-”NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY”

-*shouts “WE DO NOT RUN OR SHOUT IN THESE HALLWAYS”* sounds legit.

-”Assimilation bay”? Assimilation:  the act or process of assimilating, or of absorbing information,experiences, etc. Assimilate:  to take in and incorporate as one's own; absorb ...Uh oh.

-HEY PERIDOT I FOUND YOUR FINGERS

-Reminds me of that one time I took an MRI scan. It was really loud and sounded uncannily like hardstyle music. Scanning with sick beats.

-STEVEN DON’T GIVE IN TO THE HUMILIATION

-But seriously what’s with the undressing that’s disturbing

-and there’s a giant eye watching

-Me too Steven, me too. Loincloths are one of the worst human inventions to ever exist. And now you look like some farmboy from medieval Japan.

-HE’S NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR FUCKING EAR TAGS

-Welcome to space Hawaii.

-”Your weird appearance, your strange jewels... I know what you are. YOU’RE HIPPIES!"

-the fuck

-did that episode seriously just cut off there

-I will now put my voice, specifically trained in the ways of the Whovians to scream the name of Moffat, to an unconventional use, to scream...

-REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!!!!11!!

-*insert JonTron saying “What, What the fuck”*

The Zoo

-SKIP THE THEME SONG

-’TIS A PRETENTIOUS FACADE OF RAINBOWS AND FLOWERS PLANTED TO DISGUISE THE INFERNO THAT IS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE

-Space Hawaii... with Minecraft grass.

-”Gareg”

-That name sounds kinda Star Wars-y

-And now I have conflicting feelings about the zoos we have on Earth, I mean, is that what animals think of zoos, but only way worse? No grass, no trees, just concrete and spectators? (I mean, some zoos are really nicely set up but others are not so good.)

-Annnnd introducing people from all over the world. KIDNAPPED humans.

-Now imagine Steven freeing all those humans and bringing them to Earth and Peedee just waking up and going to work one morning to find 20+ people in loincloths chanting “The buts, the bits”

-What the fuck, glowing earpieces

-For a moment I thought it was gonna say some 1984 shit “WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.”

-Well that still sounds like brainwashing to me

-MINECRAFT FRUIT

-MINECRAFT QUILT GRASS

-Reminds of the scene in Kungfu Panda 3 where all the pandas roll downhill.

-HOW THE FUCK IS THAT VOICE WATCHING

-SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING THEY’RE DOING

-I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT SPACE EYE

-IT REMINDS ME OF THE CYBERMEN EARPODS FROM DOCTOR WHO SERIES 2

-*WHAT THE FUCK INTENSIFIES*

-”What if I don’t want to smell the flowers?” Then you will be EXTERMINATED.

-But seriously, this is really unsettling.

-By “refreshing bath” you mean sitting dramatically in a fountain with all your clothes on

-Without even wetting your hair

-CANNONBAAAAAAALL

-”Raised in captivity”

-That sun is really bugging me for some rea-WHAT THE FUCK

-I kid you not, I legitimately yelled “WHAT THE FUCK” when it started eclipsing

-I thought it was gonna turn into a giant eye or something holy shit

-Now it just reminds me of the night light in Bo’s room on Spirited Away

-How the fuck do they all get tired at the same time and how do they not get tired or bored of the same routine (from what I gather) every day. There is something seriously wrong with this. Or it’s just because they were indeed raised in captivity and i’m just overreacting.

-”I sure am tired from doing a whole lot of nothing”

-”It’s the door!”

 -I mean there were literally like three banana leaves covering it

-That’s creepy

-you sure Greg, Steven has superhuman stregth, he can punch an arcade robot out of its stall...

-Maybe they just assume everyone’s asleep at night and don’t care what happens

-The WHAT?

-This is ominous

-U12, F3... they’re fucking numbered

-Wait but why do gems use human alphabets

-”choosened”  Much grammar. Such wow.

-Wait is this some sort of breeding ritual  Is this how those humans were born in the first place

-what the fuck

-THE FUCK

-what the fuck

-fucking fuck

-what the FUCK

-GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, THE DOOR IS OPEN

-Amethysts working emotional support.

-So do they understand zoo humans but not Greg/Steven, or does it work differently?

-uh oh

-shit

That Will Be All

-*bad feeling intensifies even more*

-*Han Solo voice* I’ve got a baaad feeling about this.

-Well at least they’re out of the enclosure

-Are those Jaspers

-in... boxes??

-Are soldier gems usually kept in cat towers?? How do they even get up there?

-NOOO AMETHYST

-THANK FUCKING GOODNESS you had me scared there for a moment

-Like, thank fucking goodness. I’d really hate it if Amethyst went through even more shit than she already did.

-SKINNY JASPER

-LOL WUT

-what the fuck

-*in that screaming voice when you turn a corner in a horror game only to find the same monster that’s been hunting you down for the last twenty minutes patiently waiting for you* THEY’RE STILL THERE

-those cat tower holes are supposed to look like Kindergarten holes.. so that’s what they do?? Just stand in there??

THEY WERE EAVESDROPPING

-Except Ruby. She was prepared to punch someone.

-Who bubbled all these gems that look nothing like the one in my belly?

-”Oh no I’m crying, the enemy is near”

-WHAT THE FUCK

-Good to see YD lost some of that neck

-And apparently her trench coat/skirt thingy too

-*LOUD WALKING NOISES*

-Like seriously the diamonds are fucking HUGE ASS FUCKING GIGANTIC WTF

-Well, so much for the guy who theorized that Yellow Diamond is not huge and that Yellow Pearl is just tiny.

-I’m surprised that the pearls didn’t get accidentally squished already

THAT FUCKING SMUG ASS FACE

I cOulDn;T heLP MYSELFF

-AND NOW I’M CACKLING LIKE MAD

-I WAS CACKLING ALL THE WAY WHILE I WAS PHOTOSHOPPING THIS AND I AM SO GLAD I WAS ALONE AT HOME

-(Except for my dog. maybe he thinks I’m crazy now/)

-Anyway, back to the episode.

-destroy the WHAT NOW?

-Wait, did Homeworld bubble all the Rose Quartzes because of the one that defected?

-”Pearl, do something. Sing for her.”  Yellow Pearl: “someBODY-”

-Yellow Pearl: “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN”

-Yellow Pearl: “What is love, baby don’t hurt me, baby don’t hurt me no more”

-Yellow Pearl: “Turn down for WHAT”

-Yellow Pearl: “bobok bok  bok bok  bokbok bok bokbok  bobok bok  bok bok bokbok YEE”

-Yellow Pearl: “And I said HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA “

-Yellow Pearl: “ROUND AND ROUND LET THE CITY TURN, PARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS”

-Yellow Pearl: “SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER”

-Yellow Pearl: “wE, ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS”

-Now I want a compilation of Yellow Pearl singing ridiculous things

-maybe I will make them myself.. but I only have Windows Movie Maker

-Shh, Steven, don’t sing along.

-HOLY FUCK IT’S THE SONG

-Makes sense that YD’s voice actor is a musical actress.

-AWW THEY’RE ON HER HANDS

-why do those pearls have such squeaky voices

-it’s certainly something different to see the main antagonist’s feelings being shown, and having her own song that isn’t about conquering and being evil, instead they’re shown to have feelings and caring about their friends and lost ones.  I like that.  Steven Universe makes it hard to really hate any character, because none of them are one-dimensional, they all have their own stories and personalities, there’s more sides to them than their first impressions.

-(I’m silently kinda thinking it would have been even more better if it was a duet but hey what we already got is great in itself)

-fucking holly agate

-dictionary agate

-Ruby is discomforted

-AND I GET WHY. THEIR PLAN’S ABOUT TO BE BLOWN

-o shit o shit o shit o shit o shit o shit o shit oshit

-DAMN BLUE DIAMOND WENT FROM GLOOMY TO EDGY SASS IN 0.1 SECONDS FLAT

-And Yellow Diamond just standing there like ‘wtf is going on’

-PHEWWWW

-I hope we get to see more of them in the future, it’ll be an interesting story arc. I’m curious as to what their positions and roles will be in the upcoming episodes.

H A HA H A

K we buds now? cool

-And to think I thought they were gonna be like purple Jaspers

I’m going ‘shit shit shit shit shit’ but at the same time I’m laughing so hard I can hear my ribs cracking

-*SILENCE*

omfg

-wtf she uses a whip too

-GARNEEEEEEET

-SHOWDOWN

-THAT COLLECTIVE FUCKING “OOOOOHHHHHH”

-DAMN PEARL THAT’s SAVAGE

-DAAAAYUMMMM

“U GOT BURNED M8″

Are all diamond ships arms? What is it with gems and arms anyway?

-It’s strangely aesthetic, though.

-Also, SHIP COLORS CORRESPOND TO GEM COLOR.  Does this mean that Peridot was the leader of the mission after all, since her ship was green like her?

-Phew, safe return to Earth.

-smol cinnamon roll and his dad are safe.

-OR ARE THEY *OMINOUS END CREDITS MUSIC*

-OKAY

-So... that happened.

-IT FUCKING BROKE ME and now I’ll go watch the rest of Doctor Who series 9 to get even more broken