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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didn’t have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last 😔#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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"i kissed a girl once when i was 12" is kind of a losing response anyways
#danny phantom#savant par#I've had this scene as a wip for ages tbh#i imagine the 'actual soup' note on the thermos was left by jazz for him#did i successfully capture how shit school lunches are?#i always just packed my own lunch rather than eat the school stuff so idk#tucker foley#sam manson#my art#fanart#phanart#cyber space
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DP x DC Prompt #58
Jason has been writing fanfiction ever since he got access to a computer. They weren't always the most popular, especially since he was writing fics about classics, but that's not why he wrote them. He wrote them for himself.
However, since he always had Robin stuff going on, his author notes had become something of a meme at this point. No one really believed him anymore when he apologized for late updates due to breaking his arm in three places or anything like that.
Then, he died. He had been two chapters away from ending his story, damnit.
But it's fine, he's back now. He apologizes for late update since he, ya know, died and finishes that story. Then, he finds out there's another author out there with notes ... very similar to his own. And a lot of humor about his own death.
Maybe PhantomNotBill087 and him had a lot more in common than being fic writers.
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#jason todd#danny fenton#they both write fanfic your honor#and have wild ass author notes#they are THE definition of THOSE ao3 author notes#which i will always believe wholeheartedly#rip fanfic author's#shit be hard out here#you update when you can#we love and appreciate you#remember to eat. hydrate. and take your meds y'all
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Today on weird uncle and weirder protege bonding....
#danny fenton#hellblazer#dp x dc#phanart#meme art#john constantine#danny phantom#'but johns always tired' listen have u seen his occasional shit eating grin#w/e is happening here is way funnier to him than it should#hes tramping it down so hard here#mistart#I upgraded the resolution a lil bit!
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Listen I just love these two sm
I love how they are chaos buddies
And yet simultaneously Omega is the only one Echo trusts to be responsible when he's gone
also their little nicknames are you kidding me that's so cute!
#just the smile in his voice when he says “affirmative havoc 5”#and the shit eating grin when he says “race you to the landing zone”#he was the responsible mom when with the batch but now he gets to mess with them#he's so proud of his little sister#also love how he's always kneeling down to be on her level#and how they look out each other#and totally have shared/similar trauma#and how they're both the moral compass heart of the squad always convincing them to help others#and how she's always so excited to see him#i love them#the bad batch#tbb omega#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#gifset
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objects loving objects baby!!!!
#inanimate insanity#ii#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfb#potatart#penraser#payjay#fantube#ii fan#ii test tube#ii orange juice#ii paper#bfb pen#bfb eraser#oh lord. theres so many#hi i like penraser but whenever i envisiom any sort of fanart its always just eraser standing near pen with that#shit eating grin he always has and its so funny#whats his problem#i rewatched ii season 1 today and i plan on watching season 2 tomorrow#i literally took notes on s1 so i wouldnt forget some things#anyways payjay so real and true#i am excited. i like fan and test tube <|:)#(update i wrote these tags yesterday im going to watch s2 today if possible)#third image could b interpreted platonically or romantically yes yes#i dont know how to accurately describe erasers expression in the first picture.#he has a “bucket of wet slop grins” face about him#i dont think its a smug smile there is no meaning behind it i think. i think he just looks like that#i cant draw eraser with any other expression help help help
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Qui-Gon's the type of guy to eat something he's deathly allergic to because c'mon it's been 10 years! surely he's over it now! and is shocked. shocked I tell you, by what happens next.
Qui-Gon: The healers say I can't eat this but last time I checked I'm the one with mastery over the living force
Obi-Wan: ...please, do go on
Qui-Gon: See! nothing ha-kjjmjdcsb *wheezing noises*
Obi-Wan, epipen already in hand: Must we do this every time Master?
#he does not keep track of his allergies obi wan does however obi wan is always ready to start shit so he lets qui eat the thing anyway#obi wan just keeps lots of epipens on hand theres something therapeutic bout stabbing qui gon#qui gon lives in the moment and only the moment no consequences for him please and thank you <3#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#qui gon and obi wan#star wars
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Golden Fleece
#my art#cotl#cotl lamb#blood#it was really fun to ponder this one#cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece#i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements#the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor#since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit#although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e#instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece#and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection#i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :]#anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second#before totally unbalancing myself and falling#the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace
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the eepening
#PRETZEL AU#i imagine that gillion lets pretzel sleep in his barrel#and then he proceeds to jump in chips bunk with a shit eating grin on his face saying they're having a sleepover#and pretzel is kinda scared to sleep on her own#so she always either ends up eeping with jay on the top bunk or squished between these idiots#and then in the morning she quietly hops in the barrel before gill wakes up#jay knows about this#chip too because she probably smacked him a dozen times when sleeping#gill doesn't have a fucking clue#but they just kinda roll with it#holy shit is that a just roll with it reference???#also i thought chip's bunk not having a safety rope is kinda on brand#he would not bother with that shit#so once in a while either he or gillion are yeeted across the quarters and they treat it like a competition#jay participated in it once and never again#she still holds the record of being rattled around the quarters the most#canon to me#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#jay ferin#chip jrwi#jrwi fnc
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LU Eating Stuff They Shouldn't: Part 3
Part 1, Part 2
Well. It escalated again. I can't stop the Links from doing these things. They're not going to learn. Wild is at his limit and has so much to think about now. Anyway.
Bonus:
Don't worry, they got it back.
#linked universe#lu time#lu legend#lu wind#tulin#lu wild#legend of zelda#loz#lu#lu comic#totk spoilers#secret stone#time and legend are bad influences#theyre bonding its great#wind didnt mean to eat it#shit just always kinda happens#hes more upset that wild is mad#but tulins right being a dragon is heckin cool#iffy draws
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when he splash his pure shit water up ur nose during butt bath time and then acts like the victim
#he also decided he would fight me and roll around in that shit water#so full bath#he is getting a churi or whatever its cLled after but i am literally so annoyed at him rn#okay but also i did laugh very hard seeing his little rat ass bolt out of the bathroom#and trail water everywhere#god i hate him if i get a sinus infection his ass will be on the streets#not srs#churus lowkey make me give a side eye#bc its always something a cat can eat plus something a cat definitely cannot eat#and im just like i hope there arent actual green onions in this….#this is why u always have a neti pop on hand#kms
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MACHINE HERALD FANS WE MUST JOIN HANDS AND PRAY FOR A VIKTOR POSTER. THIS IS HOW WE WIN.
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ALAIN PROST chewing some food at the 1986 GERMAN GRAND PRIX
#love how with my alain prost post he is always doing something#like eating. running. eating shit while skiing. etc#it's funny !!!!!!!#alain prost#classic f1#f1#formula 1#1980s
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I'm listening to a lot of Maintenance Phase (bc I love it) and this comes up sometimes, so I'll just be sat here thinking about how common it is for little kids to grow up watching their moms and other women in their life jump from diet to diet. Just as ambient background noise in your childhood, the adults around you obsess over calories aloud, express guilt over eating enjoyable food, frame exercise as a form of punishment for eating, and so on.
#how crazy is that...#and no your mom or your aunt or sisters or whoever surely aren't thinking about this as modeling a type of behavior#but that's what happens#also particularly crazy for people I talk to where you're in the age group that also had The Biggest Loser airing on tv at the time LMAO#lots of stuff happening at once there huh. crazy#sergle.txt#also yes I am gendering this SPECIFICALLY not because EDs/weight stigma/eating disorders DON'T stretch across all genders#but because it WAS specifically almost always women doing this because the diet and weight loss industries specifically target women#and because we can all think of examples in our families or in those of our friends and ppl close to us#where one or all of the women will be taking part in this behavior and IN THE BACKGROUND. the men in the house usually aren't.#and that a lot of the time this isn't enforced on them either. or the mom will be cutting calories and the dad will be visibly making fun.#sometimes families with one or two people doing this diet shit will cause it to be The Whole House Goes On A Diet#but more often than not it's a splintered effort or just one person.
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Still working on asks but it’s important to remind myself I can still post art even while I’m working on them. UNFINISHED HAND STUDY UPON YE!!
CLOSEUPS TOO!!
I’m not sure if I can tag this with tf oc as well but I guess they are the hands of ocs. so. Uhh
I like drawing hands.
#digital art#art#my art#maccadam#transformers#oc art#tf oc#transformers oc#transformers oc art#tf ocs#transformers art#tf art#holy shit. I always remember how many tags there are#art study#hand study#mecha art#mecha oc#mecha#yum yum#you wanna eat this sooo bad
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it's always great to have series where you can notice new details every time you watch no matter how much you watch.
the scene where Aang is floating there mockingly and Azula manages to stop just in time before the building runs out but then Zuko just barrels ahead without looking, runs out of ground and takes a 20 foot nose dive into the dirt at top speed was always low key one of the funniest scenes in the series, but somehow it took me til now to notice Aang's brief half confused half concerned "oof that must have hurt" wince.
He probably genuinely believed nobody would be reckless enough that they would actually not look where they were going and actually run off the building. WELL YOU WERE WRONG and frankly should have known better at this point.
#the reason it's so funny to me if it's just such a on the nose simple visual illustration of Zuko and Azula's different approach to life#Azula: plans ahead stays aware remembers about self preservation alongside her goal generally can catch herself in time#zuko: rarely has a thought out plan charges ahead singlemindedly not great at self preservation ends up eating shit a lot#but hey he always gets back up#avatar the last airbender
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