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[mad-hunts]

“   no more games, mathis. i know you're after gordon's disappearance, and i won't ask twice. where is he?  ”

asking him where gordon is was batman's first mistake, barton thought, with their history. a much better question to ask would be if he's still alive. gotham's very own police commissioner was nearly responsible for ruining his life as a child, in fact — and yet gordon was widely viewed as some kind of paragon of virtue. what a joke that was, as the cities crime rate remained on a steady upward incline after his instatement. though the crime rate rising was actually to barton's benefit so no one will see him complaining.

it was just a simple truth that only the most depraved people in gotham would purchase anything from the dollmaker, after all... at least in his own opinion. but in any case, if looks could kill, batman would most definitely be dead where he stood. barton was currently directing a death glare at the other while he rose a gloved hand up to his bloodied nose; quickly swiping away the crimson liquid. one punch for the batman, zero for the dollmaker. an incredulous scoff left barton's mouth as he flicked the blood at the ground to get it off his glove.

❝ mm, you really like the commissioner, don't you? its almost like he's your best friend or something. ❞ a mocking laugh filled the room then as he knew full well that the two were close. it was too bad that barton had been waiting for this opportunity to kill jim gordon for years since his first attempt and because of that, he wouldn't be giving up his location. ❝ you know... the funny thing is, it doesn't matter where he is at this point, batman. gordon is a dead man. i made sure of that when i told my daughter to remove something from his body that he can't live without. ❞

barton rose the muzzle of his gun up to the other's chin and held it there, a finger just begging to press the trigger of the gun. ❝ so, it's exactly like the saying goes, an 'eye for an eye.' what he did to my father wasn't justice, and you aren't even close to it, either. this is. ❞ the sound of a bullet being fired wrung throughout the air like the toll of a bell: warning whoever might've been in its line of sight that they could be facing death.

[mybiasisexo]

holdddddsupppp you got a drabble game open HOW DID I MISS THIS. if you’re still accepting may i kindly request 33 & 36 with chanyeol please and thank you!

Fantasy 🎀

Genre: smut | nonidol!au Pairing: Chanyeol x f.Reader Length: 1.8k Warnings: language | phone sex | explicit sexual scenes

a/n: this is lowkey nassssty 👅 but why do i find it wholesome??? lol. anywhooo writing stuff like this is not good for my thirst yall see what i do for you???? lmao

DRABBLE GAME | MASTERLIST

“Who shall I be for you tonight, Mr. Park?” You ask into the phone. You lean back into the pile of pink pillows on your king-sized bed.

“I want to switch it up tonight, if you don’t mind.” The sexily deep voice on the other end of the line had your stomach doing backflips. It’s easy to do your job whenever you have to deal with this client, especially with a voice like that.

“I never mind when it comes to you, Mr. Park.”

The sound of his sensual laugh makes you bite your lip. “You’ll need to bear with me. It’s not my normal request.” “I’m all ears.”

Mr. Park is your most loyal customer. He calls every Thursday night. You don’t know much about him. You don’t know what he looks like or what he does for work, but you know he’s a busy man–too busy for a physical lover. That’s where you come in. You fill that empty role for him, allowing him to seek the intimacy he lacks in his real life. Unlike most of your customers, who only call for a quick nut, Mr. Park is into roleplay. You never know what scenario he’ll create for you to bring to life and you find it exciting. You find the mysterious man very exciting. It helps that he pays handsomely for your service. 

He’s somber when he speaks again. “I’m currently away on a business trip, and as I take in this stunning view out the window of my hotel I can’t help but feel….” he pauses as he searches for the right words. “Lonely.”

You remain quiet. He’s setting the scene, but you can’t help but think he’s being vulnerable with you.

“I’d like for you to help with that. Can you make me forget my loneliness? Just for tonight? Could we pretend that we’re in love?”

You gasp at his request. You’re sure it goes against sex work code to blur the lines like this, but on the other hand, it’s your job to cater to his whims. If his sexual desire is to be romantic, to be loved, then that’s what you’ll provide. Honestly, you could use a bit of intimacy as well.

Curling onto your side, you cup your phone against your ear. “How’s the view?”

You must have startled him, because it takes him a second to answer. You hear the shuffling of sheets as he also adjusts in his bed and hear a smile through the line. “It’s gorgeous. The sun is setting now, and the ocean is sparkling…. You’d love it.”

“Send me a picture.”

You imagine him shaking his head. “I did take a few. Doesn’t do it justice though.” He sighs wistfully. “I wish you were here to see it for yourself.”

You smile softly. “I wish I was there too.” It’s your turn to sigh. “I just wish I was with you.”

He lets out a husky chuckle. “Does my baby miss me that much?”

Your heart lurches at the pet name. It takes you aback and you can hear him laugh at your shocked silence.

“More than you know,” you choke out. “When will you be back?”

“Soon, Baby.”

“You’re supposed to say that you’re getting on a plane right now because you can’t bear another second without me.”

He barks a laugh, it’s loud and genuine, causing you to giggle from its sincerity. “I’ll get right on that then.”

“And what are you going to do when you return?” You ask, pushing the conversation in the direction you get paid for it to go.

“First thing I’m going to do is take you out on a very expensive date.”

“Ooh,” you purr. “Ilike where this is going.”

“I thought you would. After that, we’ll go back home and take a hot shower. Clean the day off.”

“Okay,” you encourage.

He hesitates for dramatic effect. “And then I'm going to make love to you.”

“You will, huh?”

“Uh-huh. Gonna fuck you so good, you’ll forget I ever left to begin with.”

“That’s quite the plan you got there,” you say. It’s meant to be teasing, but you’re too breathless. It’s a dead giveaway to your growing desire.

“Aw,” he coos. “Got you a little worked up?”

“A little,” you admit.

“Let me help with that.” His voice drops a few octaves, vibrating against your ear. You can’t help but moan at the sound, having grown a bit obsessed with his voice. It’s the only physical bit of information you have of his real identity, and it drives you crazy.

“Please,” you beg.

He then proceeds to direct you to touch yourself. He always makes you build your pleasure, makes you tease yourself until you’re begging him to let you finger your throbbing, soaking core. He teases himself as well. It’s not until he hears your wonton moaning and the squelching of your wetness that he even bothers releasing himself from the painful confines of his pants. The sound of him unbuckling his pants is another thing about him that drives you crazy, and he’s fully aware of it.

You aren’t sure how much time passes as you both chase your highs. The only things that can be heard are heavy breathing, moans, and encouraging words.

“Let me see you,” he suddenly asks. “Please. I have to see your face when you cum.”

That has you freezing. Your anonymity is a part of the fantasy. You can be anything Mr. Park wants when he has no image to compare you to. It works both ways. It’s a form of confidentiality, of protection for you. That being said, you’ve always been curious about what Mr. Park looks like.

Blame it on the lustful haze, but you succumb to his request. “O–okay.”

Your phone instantly vibrates, the screen revealing a facetime request. Your heart is hammering so hard in your chest you can feel it in your ears. With a shaky hand, you answer the call and close your eyes, terrified of his initial reaction of finally seeing you.

It’s silent for an unbearably long time. Just as you’re about to hang up, he lets out a whistle. “You’re more beautiful than anything I could’ve conjured.”

Shocked, your eyes spring open. And then your jaw drops at what greets you.

Mr. Park is dangerously handsome. Not to stereotype, but you always feel only unattractive incels pay for phone sex. But with a voice like that, you knew Mr. Park couldn’t possibly be ugly. You’ve wondered numerous times what was wrong with him to have him resort to phone sex, but then remember it’s his job. 

The first thing to captivate you is his large dark eyes that currently are hooded over with desire. His olive skin is tinted pink and gleaming with sweat. His dark silky hair is pushed back, revealing the lovely shape of his face as well as endearingly large ears. He has a strong nose that your lust-filled mind wants to immediately ride, as well as full devastating lips you crave to taste and feel all over your body.

“So are you,” you let out without thought, too engrossed in his image.

He chuckles, and the sound has your empty core aching. “Well, thank you. I’m glad you find me attractive.”

“I always knew you would be.”

He hums and leans back against the headboard, staring.

“What?” You whisper, feeling self-conscious.

“Nothing.” He grins and it’s so boyish and playful, you fight back a shiver. “I didn’t tell you to stop.”

“I–er, sorry.” You slide down your bed so that you’re lying flat on the mattress, instead of propped up on the pillows, and hold your phone high over yourself. This allows him to see your body cladded in sexy lingerie. You pan the phone lower, to where your other hand has disappeared into your panties. Mr. Park doesn’t even blink as he watches the show, taking everything in as he starts to slowly pump himself.

“Can’t believe you were hiding all this from me,” he grunts. “Don’t get me wrong, your voice definitely does the job, but fuck, Baby. You’re perfection.”

His words have you blushing. “I wish you were here to touch me.” You lift the phone up so that your face is back in the frame. “To taste me. I want to show you just how perfect I can be.”

He groans and it sounds so devastated you can’t help but giggle.

The two of you start back where you left off. It’s intensely intimate with the way you both lose yourselves in each other’s eyes. You’ve never done this before and can’t deny the little thrill you feel at being able to see the man on the other side. Trust Mr. Park to keep things adventurous.

You come first. With a sharp gasp, you start convulsing, nearly dropping the phone with how powerful your orgasm is.

“That’s right,” Mr. Park praises. “Come on those fingers for me. So damn beautiful.”

He’s right behind you. A growl is ripped from his throat as he’s hit with his own release. His hips buck as he paints his exposed abdomen.

You’re both panting heavily in the aftermath. With some effort, you rearrange your pillows so that you can lean your phone against them instead of holding it. Laying on your side, you watch as Mr. Park dips his finger into his mess, lifting it up to watch it stretch out.

“Lemme taste,” you say, opening your mouth like you’re accepting food.

He laughs that sincere loud laugh from earlier and shakes his head, dropping his hand lifelessly at his side. “Freak.”

“That’s what you pay me for,” you say with a wink.

He shakes his head again. “You have no idea how long I’ve been wanting to do that.”

“Get off to my face?”

“Yeah,” he nearly moans. “There’s a reason why I keep coming back, you know?”

You purse your lips. “I thought it was my way with words?”

“That too. But, I just… I’ve always felt drawn to you.”

You smile and he tilts his head, the action feels affectionate.

“Thank you,” he says sincerely. “I really needed that today.”

“It’s my pleasure,” you say as seductively as you can post-nut. Growing just as serious you admit, “I needed it too.”

His expression softens with understanding .

“Our time is up,” you tell him, trying to brush off this new affection growing between you both. “Good night, Mr. Park.”

“It’s Chanyeol,” he says right as you’re about to end the call.

“I’m sorry?”

“My name.” he clears his throat nervously. “It’s Chanyeol.”

You blink at the revelation. The name suits him, you decide. It’s better than anything you could’ve guessed it to be. Feeling you have to return the favor, and leave him with a thankful parting gift, you reveal your real name as well.

His smile is blinding as he repeats it. “Gorgeous. Just like you.”

“Always laying it on thick, Chanyeol.”

He smirks. “I just wanted to hear you say my name.” You narrow your eyes at him and he’s laughing again. “See you next week.”

You hang up, stomach fluttering from what you just did. You know it’s wrong, but you’re way too eager for your next appointment with Chanyeol.

[twistedtalking]

Welcome to Twisted Talking (2.0)! Your one-way ticket to NRC. (Asks/interactions open)

Twisted Talking is a roleplay blog with a twist (pun unintended).

The TWST fanfiction writing/requests shall be moved to @write4me-twstandocs . Please check that out as well!

Mayo (which is me btw), will not be role-playing just one character, but the whole cast! (Rollo too, I guess... Staff definitely tho!)

There are different levels of role-playing! Canon-compliant, Romantic, and Yandere. These would be symbolised by symbols?

🤨- Canon Compliant :)

😏- Romantic <33

🫣- yandere ;)

3. You can also send letters! But beware, I might take longer since uh-oh I am tempted to print it on paper.

4. I do take NSFW asks, but only in Canon, so it would be just their horrified reactions.

5. Minors welcome here. I've seen lots of yandere fic blogs that say minor dni, and as a teenager who hasn't yet reached her debut, I feel super sad about it. So yeah, minors welcome!

DNI LIST

○Those with church/religious trauma, specifically Christianity. More for you than me, since I add bible verses to each of my posts. Feel free to block!

○ Those who are rude about Christ in my blog. My God is very important to me, so if you got something to say, don't say it here. Or I'll block you.

You now know everything you need to know to ask/roleplay. Now, personal stuff! About me, the one running this thing!

My alias is Mayo! I am a binibini (maiden) from the Philippines! I am currently a not-yet 18 year old. I am quite excited about my debut ngl.

Other than Twst, I am very fond of manga! I've read tbhk and wotakoi! I'm also excited for "The flower that blooms with dignity" anime adaptation! I also love musicals, like Six and Hamilton. Very excited for Epic the Musical's release too! (I also code)

Outside of tumblr, I am a high-school student (middle school, by Japan's standards), who wants to spread the word of God! That's why I add bible verses on each of my posts! My dream is to one day be a Voice Actor in America, while also doing accountant work. I also one day want to live in Japan!

My main account on tumblr is called @/everydaytwstsimp. Its mainly for reblogs though.

[cosmiic-world]

Hey ! If you're ok writing that, could you possibly do what kinks you think the bothers have

I really like your account!

yes of course! i was actually thinking of making something like this so thank you anon!! i'm glad you asked and i hope you enjoy!

p.s there is some mentions of afab reader in mammon's, beel’s and asmo's (maybe also a tad in belphie’s)

some may be shorter than others and i sincerely apologize 🤧 also i’m very sorry it took so long!

lucifer

degradation - gets off on the whines you let out when he calls you his little slut. enjoys it just as much as you do.

praise - likes to praise you and be praised. makes his heart swell when you tell him he's doing so good.

submission - hear me out. when he's having such a rough day and you just wanna take care of him :(. will let you take the lead and lets out the most heavenly whines you've ever heard.

bdsm - bondage and sadism fr. seeing you tied up does something to him <33

roleplay - will dabble in it from time to time, especially when he's helping you with homework or something school related hffhdhfhdj

pet names - calls you darling or kitten sometimes.

punishments - loves when you misbehave because it gives him the go ahead to teach you your place. punishments range from spanking to extreme edging/denying you your orgasm.

humiliation - loves how red you get when he teases you or calls you a dumb slut. "you wanted to have dick in you so bad, huh? say it. let me hear you."

impact play - goes hand in hand with punishments but he loves when your ass gets so red with his handprint :((

mammon

praise - loves when you praise him. he gets a lot of shit from his brothers so when you call him a good boy or reassure him during sex, he absolutely loves it :((

exhibitionism - very posessive and easily jealous. will fuck you in public and purposely make it hard for you to keep quiet. purposefully leaves your door unlocked when fucking you just to have the thrill of possibly having someone walk in, especially since his younger brothers have the tendency to barge into your room.

degradation - only very little and when he's in a very specific mood. he's sensitive when it comes to this so make sure you reassure him with aftercare :(

oral - LOVES eating you out. loves when you grab his hair and tug him closer. loves the taste of you and can never get enough! it's like he has his own 5 star meal.

auralism - gets turned on from your moans and whines. loves every sound that you make and will make sure everybody can hear the symphony that is you.

sensory deprivation - mostly loves when you blindfold him. gets excited when he can only hear your footsteps and doesn't know whats next.

choking - loves to choke and get choked. he loves the hazy feeling he gets from your hand around his throat and loves seeing you in such a daze from him choking you.

a switch - very easy to dominate him, no matter what he says. his pride may be big but trust me, when he crumbles and submits to you, it's the best.

worship - speaking of submission, when he is subbing, he LOVES to worship you, calling you his goddess and can never get his hands off of you. loves kissing every inch of your skin. also loves when you worship him, especially when he's in his demon form and your hands roam all over his demon features.

leviathan

dacryphilia - loves seeing the tears fill your eyes when you take him. even more so when he fucks you with his tail.

humiliation - receiving but very little or he’ll cry. if he does end up crying, will need reassurance and cuddles afterwards :((

mutual masturbation - he’s in LOVE with this. usually it makes hims feel dirty but oddly, when you do it with him, it makes it more hotter. he cums faster too.

cockwarming - loves when he's grinding on a game and you're there giving him support from your spot on his lap.

breeding - goes absolutely FERAL at the idea of getting you pregnant.

praise - lives for you calling him a good boy, etc. makes him feel better and more confident in himself and as a result, will fuck you harder <3

roleplay - esp w cosplays. he found out he loved fucking you in cosplay when you dressed as a sexy character from his favorite anime.

switch - mostly a sub but either when he's jealous or angry, he will decimate you. absolutely feral when he's dominant.

asmodeus

lord where do i start.

voyeurism - loves the thrill of fucking you in public. he's definitely the type to finger you underneath the table in a restaurant, smiling innocently as you struggle to form a coherent sentence. "what she meant to say was..."

dacryphilia - loves making you cry from how good he fucks you, it just makes something inside him snap.

somnophilia - consensual! sometimes he just wants to fuck you but you're too tired :(( likes to wake you up by fucking you <3.

auralism - loves hearing your moans and cries. when he hits that spot and you just let everything out <33.

bondage - sees it as an art form almost. gets creative with the intricate designs and loves seeing it on your body.

spanking - loves seeing handprints on both his ass and your ass :( will also smack your pussy (only if you like it)

degradation - loves calling you a dumb little slut and his cumdump. always makes sure not to cross the line and if he ever does, he profusely apologizes.

praise - balances out degradation with praise <3. will even praise you while degrading you. you don’t know how he does it but he knows how to work you up with simple praise.

choking - sometimes does it to get a good grip on you while he pounds into you. loves it when you grab his hand and push harder into your throat.

switch - he loves to dominate you but loves it when you dominate him just as much. he loves when you order him around and degrade him. he’d worship you if you asked him to.

pegging <3 - loves when you fuck him so deep with your strap. sometimes he’ll use a magic spell so you feel just as if it were an actual dick, moaning as you pound into him and feeling him clench down so hard. gets dizzy from you hitting his prostate so good.

fingering - loves to finger you and watch as you cum again and again just from his fingers.

overstimulation - loves to make you cum so much that you sees stars and loves it when you overstimulate his cock. loves when you ride him and you just can’t help but milk his cock dry :(. loves to hear your whines and cries from the amounts of orgasms he’s bringing you to.

oral - another good pussy eater <3. loves to taste you and could never get enough! he could spend all day just eating you and he has done it before. 10/10, would do it again.

satan

bdsm - definitely sadism and bondage. he loves seeing how you look tied up and helpless and will even experiment with magic. he'll definitely see some spells that intrigue him.

degradation - will be semi-harsh with you but apologizes during after-care <333

teasing (does this count as a kink..) - he loves teasing you in public and gets you SO needy to the point you beg. will degrade you for wanting to fuck him so bad as if he didn't work you up so badly.

power play - loves being in control and seeing you submit so easily. especially when you're on your knees and looking up at him with your cute doe eyes.

pet play - definitely has a collar with his name engraved on it with a cute little bell and some cat ears. maybe even a tail butt plug.

dumbification - LOVES when he fucks you so good that you can't even speak. his heart swells when you lay in his bed, mumbling about everything and nothing.

beelzebub

food play - cliche, i know but he likes to lick shit off of you like whipped cream or honey. once he used golden hellfire newt syrup. you couldn’t walk for almost a week after that.

oral - ANOTHER pussy eater <333. includes a little somnophilia, because he loves to eat you out even while you’re asleep (consensual of course.)

size - something about you being smaller than him. he’s able to toss you around like a doll and it awakens something in him. almost cums on the spot when you’re riding him and you’re struggling to take him in your tight cunt :((.

hair pulling - loves when you pull his hair, whether its when he’s eating you out or when he’s fucking you so good and the first thing you grab is his hair <3

marking/breeding - he can get VERY possessive so he loves to leave hickeys on you, EVERYWHERE. thighs, chest, neck, everywhere. both visible and unnoticeable. breeding you makes him absolutely feral. it motivates him to pound you into oblivion.

overstimulation - he doesn’t mean to do it he swears, sometimes he just can’t get enough and doesn’t wanna stop! especially after such a rough day with all of his school council work :(

slight voyeurism - he loves to fuck you in the locker bathrooms after winning a game of fangol. he just can’t wait until you get home and he still has adrenaline pumping through his veins, might as well get it all out now.

belphegor

somnophilia - another cliche yes, but! he loves to fall asleep with his dick so deep in you and he wakes you up with desperate thrusts.

fingering - he loves when you sit in his lap, especially at dinner or in public, he sneaks his hand underneath your little skirt and teases you before fucking you with his fingers underneath the table. loves to watch you struggle trying to keep your noises in.

choking - yes. you heard me. and no not because of that lesson. he just loves the way his hand looks wrapped around your little throat! he can’t help himself.

breeding - another possessive one. a teensy bit yandere but nevermind that. the image of you with a baby bump popped into his head one time and it was burned into his memory. ever since then, he’s always came inside you claiming “it’s less of a hassle.”

cockwarming - going back to the first one, he loves falling asleep in you. it’s so warm and it makes him feel so cozy.

auralism - loves to hear you moan and it’s probably his possession talking but he always wants everyone to hear your beautiful sounds!

bondage - only when he has to. i.e when you cover your mouth with your hand as to not make noise. he doesn’t like that so he ties your hands and pins them down.

[beyondtheseaofstars]

amber appreciation day!! mainly because of boredom but also i’ve just been feeling this urge to make these lol.

we haven’t been friends for very long but i’ve thoroughly enjoyed all of our conversations. i feel like you are the first person i’ve met whose had a similar music taste to me lol. normally i don’t go around telling people the artists or songs i listen to on a day to day basis but every time i’ve seen your discord spotify status, i would always look at it and be like “wait- i know this artist/song!! i love this artist/song”.

like i’m fairly certain the first proper convo i had with you was about songs like sana ako na lang and other variations of niji, holo or indie vtubers, which i never really talk about with people who aren’t my irl friends lol. before that i think i only really heard about you from conversations with cyrus and rin so ig i had no real expectations besides ‘tlos fan and really nice person’.

which i mean, both of those statements are very true but also i’m just very glad to have gotten to talk with you more often and learnt more about you. not to mention the fact that we’re literally in the same timezone (again…weirdly very rare for me lol-) and our love for skylene <333 and oh my gosh your art style is to die for. literally it’s so prettyyyy. i can’t wait for the opportunity for us to all roleplay and possible even vc together if i get the chance in the future and hopefully we can be closer in the future. here’s to making more memories <33

gift ;;

THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAA <33

This is the best start of my day ever (and I mean that 100%)!! ^^ and you're very kind omg, I'm actually going to cry-

Me too, our conversations have always been really nice for me. I'd love it for us to talk more together :)) Again, same here! I never thought I'd find someone who also listens to so much of what I listen to, and honestly, it's amazingg. (Whenever you dm me about a song, I get so unreasonably excited that you know it too-)

I believe it was, yeah! I know I've been saying this a lot at this point, but me too lol. Finding someone online who knows and watches vtubers, and also a lot of stuff I'm into as well, is so cool! No but same?? 😭 Prior to the vtuber convo, I always heard of you from Cyrus and Rin too- Every time I hear about you, I've always been like "ooh, they sound really cool :0".

thank youuu <33 I'm also glad to be friends with you! ^^ I know lol (same, like, so far you're the only person I've met in my timezone-) and yess, we love Skylene here <33 ty tyy!! I've always loved all your mood boards! I can't wait either; you, Rin, and Cyrus seem so fun to roleplay withh. Ooh, I'm also excited to get the chance to vc with you sometime, since the one time we all vc-ed was like, awfully late at night and you and I were muted. Hopefully so!! here's to making more memories together! <33

[poltergeist-coffee]

FOREVER AND RICHAS REUNITED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOREVER LOOKS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM I'M GOING TO EXPLODE

I WAS NEVER SAD IN MY LIFE, IF I WAS I DON'T REMEMBER

Try to no smile watching Forever finally seing Richas again(impossible challenge)

I missed them so much Now we just have to wait Cellbit to roleplay his out of hell

Look... I might have saw on Mike's twitter that he might log in the server this week

LES GOOOOO

Also, I don't remember if I ever mentioned, but I find so cute how Mike and Barb matchs the hair colour They are so cute, they have green hair And Mike has been posting some things of his college:D

Forever saying that when Richas disappeared his fish didn't disappear

What a coincidence, no?

Forever trying to rp, showing Richas the place where Rochas(Rockarlyson) was, and Pombo(Richas' birds) was breaking the rp hitting him KKKKKKKKK

And Richas is trying to kill Pombo

That's my boy<3

I needed this, BECAUSE I COUDN'T LOG ON MY MINECRAFT ACCOUNT, IT JUST KEPT SAYING THAT THERE WASN'T AN ACCOUNT ON THAT EMAIL

MICROSOFT, WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

I might do what my brother told me and go play dragon age(to wich that guy has 163hours of playtime) That's why I don't keep track of how much I play:D I PLAYED MINECRAFT FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, IT WOULD HAVE SO MANY HOURS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anyway, FOREVER IS BACK Oh, and Fit was exploding things early:D We, ratinhos, are streamer orphan for today

-Plate anon:D

I CANNOT WATCH THE RUNION IM LITERALLY STUCK IN MATH CLASS BRO TT

SEEING EVEYINE LIVEBLOG ABOUT FOREVER REUNITING WITH RICHAS THO IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY :”DD I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW HAPPY AND EXCITED HE MUST HAVE BEEN/IS RN BECAUSE HIS SON IS FINALLY BACK AND OKAY!!!!

AND FOREVER GETS TO MEET EMAPANDAA POPOH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HES GOIGN TO LOVE HER THE LITTLE GIRLIE <33 SHES A BRAZILIAN TOO OFC HONORARY ONE BECAUSE SHES BAGI’S DAUGHTER :”))

Cellbit come back psppspssp qcellbit your family misses you ik you’re going insane stuck in purgatory but come back

mike and barb are the cutest :”)) i saw they both dyed their hair green it’s so,,, i lov them,,,, your honor,,,,what cuties,,,

MICROSOFT GIVE PLATE ANON THEIR MINECRAFT ACCOUNT BACK!!

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hello hi hey HI. I'm buzzing over the mcc teams they're so GOOD I say this everyday but specially today god bless scott smajor fantastic man. who are you gonna be supporting? I'm supporting yellow, I watch Wilbur for every mcc, that damned man has me stuck in his pov. yellow is so good as well, ms shelby shubble??!! and ranboo and scott?! I also really like cyan of course that's first of my vod list. Primeboys NOT in lore? Ponk??!! Karl? I'm sorry I'm in love with these teams!

I wish you good day and I think I saw that you were/are at work, so I hope your day at work was good! Drink some water and perhaps do some screaming if you feel like it. You deserve it.

-bodyguard anon

Hi hi hiiiiiii!!!!

BOTH days where this months mcc teams have been announced I have been at work but I caught up on the teams and like YOOOO!!!!!! Big vouch, Scott Smajor is a wonderful wonderful man yes. I tend to try and keep up my Wilbur streak so I think I'm going to be watching yellow yaks, i reckon the dynamics are simply going to be wonderful, I especially feel like Scott and Ranboo is gonna be quite funny. Also oh my god yes cyan, like you’re telling me we get to see these guys actually having fun and not acting depressed in a mc roleplay?? Unheard of. And that whole team just gives me such fun energy like Ponk!!! and Karl!! like that’s just so fun and exciting, I love it I love it. ALSO THEY GOT MOTHERFUCKIN SNEEGSNAG, MOTHERFUCKIN SNEEGSNAG IN MCC, yeah hyped for that because why wouldn’t I be. Also can we talk about Tubbo’s team?? Like it’s kinda cracked, like please our mans deserves a win please. Also Tubbo has such a good dynamic with Sapnap so I think that’s also going to be funnnnn.

So anyways yeah, got a long vods list to watch after this mcc methinks.

Also thank you, yeah I had a light bit of internal screaming but it was mostly quite good and I hope you’re day’s going well too!! Also I feel it’s important to tell you that I saw this ask come in when i was at work yesterday and i did a quick light skim and saw “bodyguard anon” and immediately got up, went to the back room and filled up my bottle of water. Like I have a pavlovian response to getting an ask from you and going to get water so thanks <33 go get some water <33