#also. I accidentally stabbed myself while coloring this lmao
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The silly lads for @sibmakesart ‘s DTIYS!! 🌷
If only these bitches could talk like normal people 😔
But where’s the fun in that hehe
#ah a lover’s quarrel#or a friendly quarrel?#it’s up to u. regardless they care about each other#one piece#op fanart#one piece fan art#sanji#roronoa zoro#blackleg sanji#Zoro#zosan#sanzo#my art#pirate artist roxie#one piece dtiys#sibmakesart dtiys#also. I accidentally stabbed myself while coloring this lmao#I was trying to get a little container of white ink(?) open cause my gel pens weren’t doing wat I wanted#but the lid is sealed to the jar cause of dried up ink from before#so I attempted to use an exacto knife to cut and break up the dried gunk#my thumb paid the price (I’m 100% fine lmaooo)
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There’s so many I can’t fit them all in the tags (I literally just hit the 50 tag limit). I have over 30 scars on just my hands alone @citharaposts
scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#I’ll try tho lol. I’ve had a scar on my forehead since i was 3 where I was doing somersaults and slammed my head into the broken corner of a#glass coffee table. lifelong epilepsy bc of that. 22 yrs and the scar is still plainly visible. i have some mild scarring on my right cornea#where my older bro accidentally threw a Squirtle pokemon card into my eye age 4. thankfully was not blinded lol. at age 5 i was stung by a#jellyfish and to this day i still have a sizable knot of scar tissue on my inner left ankle. at age 11 i reached up to grab a black rope#hanging from a section of the wall in my p.e. class. it was full of staples and i sliced down to the bone on the ring and pinkie fingers of#my right hand. i have 6 scars from that alone. at 14 i stabbed myself in the palm with the tip of a (rounded) butter knife and still have a#scar there 11 years later. when i was 19 i accidentally sliced off the top half of the tip of my right pointer finger while slicing cucumber#the tip of that finger is visibly skinnier than my left pointer finger lmao. on my left pointer finger i have a scar on the side where i was#trimming flowers for a customer and snipped off a part of my finger. i never pulled off the hanging chunk so it fused back on and is now#lumpy and fun to run my nails over. i have around 28-32 other scars on my hands from misc incidents. i have a burn scar on my right wrist#where boiling water splashed me. on that same wrist right below my palm i have a circular scar where i scraped off the skin at work while#cleaning. nearly got hit by a car when i was 20 when my right ankle collapsed. got a nice scar on my knee for my troubles#on that same knee i have an old scar where i jumped off my older bro’s bed and landed on a pen. which broke inside of my knee. i bled#sparkly purple lol. i was chill about it but my dad freaked out (i was 5-6). when i was 23 i ran into a stop sign at 4:50am and tore a huge#chunk out of second pinkie knuckle of my left hand. hardly bled actually. i have misc scars on my arms and thighs from both cats and sh from#my teen years. around 50+ on my outer right thigh. fun to run my nails over. in late February i ducked under a table to grab a price tag and#slammed the left side of my head so hard into a metal bracket that i bent the metal. nearly sliced my ear off and the entire back side of it#where it meets my skull is 100% scar tissue. i also have a scar on my temple where my glasses earpiece got smashed into my face during that#same incident lol. oh and the one where i cut off the top half of tip of my finger?#the finger went cold and stiff and grey for about a month. i called the zombie finger lol. it was like…ice cold to the touch and looked#genuinely dead. then one day it regained color and went back to normal. idk lol. the insides of my cheeks and mouth are full of scars bc i#have dermatillomania and have since i was a toddler. i have scars all over my feet where my cat ran over them while playing. no biggie#on my right pinkie toe there’s a lot of scarring because I split open the top of it when i was 23 after kicking a wooden chest barefoot. ow#i have a big scar directly on my spine and idk where it came from#i also have a big scar on my left cheek directly to the side of my mouth and idk where that came from either. OH I also have a scar on the#left side of my neck angling towards the front where i almost accidentally slit my own throat at age 15!#i was trying to cut my own hair and my mom’s professional hairdresser scissors slipped lol. bled like a mf#I’ve got two really weird scars on the tops of my shoulders and idk where they came from#anyway that’s all i can think of rn but there are more!#fave
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65 Questions You Aren't Used To
Because I’m bored and tired and the Slayer show was fucking awesome.
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Nah. I mean I’ve thought about that, it’s a fun concept, but I don’t think I’m in a coma and just making up my life or whatever.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? Not. I love the dark. It’s comfy.
3. The person you would never want to meet? That piece of shit that abused my friend because I’d beat him to death more than likely.
4. What is your favorite word? Fuck, I suppose. I say it more than anything else I think lol.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? A weeping willow. Because they weep. Like my soul.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I don’t even know if I looked in the mirror at all today, at least not to see myself.
7. What shirt are you wearing? The Slayer shirt I just spent way too much fucking money on. Worth it though.
8. What do you label yourself as? I don’t. I’m just me. A metalhead, I guess.
9. Bright room or dark room? Dark. Brightness is a curse.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Uhh. I think I was drinking and watching Firefly.
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? I guess 21? Or maybe 23, but that’s only because of what happened around that time.
12. Who told you they loved you last? I’m not sure. Megan, maybe?
13. Your worst enemy? My own depressed-ass brain tbh.
14. What is your current desktop picture? It’s a slideshow of a bunch of anime girls. Judge me.
15. Do you like someone? I love her, yes.
16. The last song you listened to? “Lean On” by Major Lazer.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Shit, I’m too tired to be that pissed at anyone. I guess, again, the abusive piece of shit.
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? The abusive piece of shit. Also myself a lot of the time.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Emma Watson, but I wouldn’t really make her do anything. Just kinda be like “Hey it would be cool if you were my girlfriend for a day”.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) My hair and my eyes, it’s a toss-up. I’d say my hair though.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I have no fucking clue, probably dead sexy like I am now lmao. First thing I’d do is masturbate because I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone would do. Everybody’s curious. After that I’d, I dunno, go hit on people I guess?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Nah, my few talents are not secret.
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Nothing really, all my fears are normal.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Fuck it I’d probably go with PB+J.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Right at the moment I’d save it for Metallica tickets.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Probably South Dakota, honestly. I want to hang out with Jess again if she’d be up for it.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Jim Beam Distiller’s Cut. Gimme that discontinued shit.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right.
29. What is your favorite expletive? FUCK.
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? The box on my dresser. It’s got all the stuff Jess gave me in it. Cards, drawings, etc. It’s the most important thing I have.
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Probably my mom almost dying back in 2010.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Ima go to Switzerland then, fuck yeah.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Jeff Hanneman. Slayer reunion motherfuckers.
34. What was your last dream about? I have no idea. Probably about work -_-
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? I am an excellent kisser, yes.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yup. Once for a wreck and once for attempted suicide.
37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yeah, whenever we’d actually get snow here, which is fucking never.
38. What is the color of your socks? I’m not wearing any.
39. What type of music do you like? Everything, but I’m a metalhead.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunsets. It means night is coming.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Hmm. Heath bar I suppose. Banana is fucking great too.
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) Titans and Patriots. I don’t give a lonely mountain-dwelling fuck about soccer.
43. Do you have any scars? Several. One on my right shin where a fucking fax machine fell on me. One between my right thumb and index finger where I caught the blade of a dagger, long and retarded story. And another really close to that one where I jumped down off my bed and accidentally fucking stabbed my hand with my guitar’s headstock. That one still hurts sometimes.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? When I graduate what? This shitty existence? lol. I wanna be a rockstar dad.
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My fucking mental issues would go away.
46. Are you reliable? Yeah, very.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? “Did you get to try again with her?”
48. Do you hold grudges? Yeah. Only if it’s someone I don’t really like though. I can’t get mad at people I like.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A cat-bird hybrid. It would try to hunt itself.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? I have plenty of weird-as-shit conversations with one of the guys at work because he’s just fucking weird. It’s usually about anime-related shit.
51. Are you a good liar? Yes. Had to be growing up with a dad that’s like a living bullshit-detector.
52. How long could you go without talking? A good while. Sometimes on weekends I don’t really say shit.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? When I had short hair. Ugh I look awful with short hair.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Nope.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? I can kinda sorta do a British and Australian accent.
56. What do you like on your toast? Butter or jelly.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I have no fucking idea, I suck at drawing. I think the last time I actually attempted to draw was when Jess and I did the Drawlloween Challenge back in 2015.
58. What would be you dream car? Lamborghini Diablo SE-30.
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Nope, I’m usually in a hurry so I just shower fast as shit.
60. Do you believe in aliens? I think it’s definitely possible but I don’t think they float around abducting people.
61. Do you often read your horoscope? Nah, I have friends who do it for me lol.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Uhh. Q I guess? Because it’s barely ever used lol.
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons, fuck kind of question is that? Dinosaurs are little bitch ass pussies compared to dragons.
64. What do you think about babies? Nope. Nope. Never. Nope.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. I can roll my tongue into a tube. It helps with playing harmonica.
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