#also: meat loaf is so fucking hot in this movie

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Roadie (1980)

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The late night double feature picture show

Part 1

Rbb and lbb react to the rocky horror picture show movie, all characters except for Salem, Vince, Aubrey, and of course the movie characters belong to @ewwwabug

In part 2 I will write the reactions of rbb.

Warning ⚠️: slight movie spoilers, so if you didn’t see the rocky horror picture show, I recommend watching it, or if you have watched it or don’t care and really want to read the post, keep scrolling.

Dice: when you turned on the movie and got to the damnit Janet scene, he thought it was like some cheesy ass old romance movie, you told him to give it a moment because it gets good. Next thing you know there are fishnets, humanoid aliens, a certain transvestite, murder, and extremely catchy songs. . . Wtf are you making him watch, he’s just sitting there processing what the hell is going on. Definitely hates Janet because she whiny and a fucking hypocrite, out of all the characters he would probably like Eddie and maybe Frank n Furter, but gets pissed off with Eddie because he didn’t fight back and got hacked by Frank.

A little picture of Eddie :)

Varai: Poor baby is a emotional mess, goes from happy and dancing in his seat to bawling his eyes out. I feel like he would probably like Columbia out of all the characters, he also kinda liked Frank before the evil stuff he did. He also might like Rocky.

Columbia :)

Jeff: I think he would like it, he would probably enjoy the tea that happens between Brad, Janet, and Frank. Out of all the characters he would probably like, Magenta and Columbia, maybe Frank and Rocky. He would also probably hate Janet.

My girl magenta

Jatay: . . . What the Fuck are you making him watch, it would be a miracle to get him to watch it.(you would probably have to pay him), Fucking hates Janet, I don’t know if he would like Columbia because of her high pitched singing voice, would probably stare at the boobs that flashed on the screen for the song rose tint my world. Out of all the characters he would like Eddie because he’s trouble, Riff Raff cause he doesn’t really wear heels or fishnets he just sings really good high notes ( I remember doing the time warp 🎤🎶)and mainly keeps his pants on (though there is a heated kiss scene with him and Magenta) and Magenta well. . . because she’s Magenta, she’s pretty and can get wild

Riff Raff and Magenta :)

Aubrey: it’s her favorite movie, can and will dance with Colombia for her tap dance scene and fucking kills it also Colombia, Eddie, Riff Raff, and Frank are his favorite characters. He also got the role to be Columbia in the school play.

Them❤️

Vince: reallys like the music and weirdness of the movie, his favorite characters are, Riff Raff, Magenta, Columbia, Frank,and Dr Scott

Salem: he loves that movie, would sing hot patootie to Aubrey, got the role of Eddie for the play, his favorite characters are Riff Raff, Eddie, Columbia, and Dr. Scott.

And there you have it I hope you enjoy.

[americano-psycho]

Okay, here we go.

Every time I threaten to swirlie my family members, it leads to raucous laughter. (Sinply because of the circumstances behind the first time I said that.)

My youngest brother has this running joke that I am a dead-beat baby daddy. This is hilarious because I am 1) biologically female, 2) asexual, and 3) also dances the line of aromantic. We also constantly make fun of each others taste in music. We all have vastly different tastes so pretty much nothing is safe. I've made more jokes about David Bowie and the Red Hot Chili Peppers than I can count at my younger brothers expense, but he shoots right back at my preference for metal music and my love for The Killers. We are also all some flavor of neurodivergent and we do pick on each other for those things, not in a mean-spirited way. For example, tonight my youngest brother was talking an out my sensory issues when it comes to food. I made faux meat loafs out of beans and I didnt want to taste them myself because meatloaf is one of my icks with food. His words were more a long-suffering sigh like when someone is trying to walk their dog and the dog decides they're done walking so now they have to carry this big ass dog all the way home. Like, "I love you, but god damn is it rotten work."

As for pop culture references, it's the same as the music thing. We all have different tastes. My mom and my youngest brother love Lord of the Rings so they quote it to each other constantly. My younger sister and I have watched all of Camp Camp and we quote it and reference it to each other all the time. My mom and i talk about old horror movies quite often. By "old" i mean the most recent horror movie we truly enjoy is Jeepers Creepers 2, though we aren't big on 90's horror as much. (Candyman from 1992 is an exception but that is because we fucking love it.) My mom and I also quote the Howl's Moving Castle book to each other often because we love it.

I'm sure I've missed quite a bit but that's the big ones.

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

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@skinks tagged me to waste my time in a fun, fun way, and so I shall!

Nickname: Aal, mostly, though my dad has a plethora of others for me

Zodiac: Virgo and by all accounts I act like it

Height: 5′0. God saw 11 year old me and said “that’s enough” 

Amount of sleep: 6-8 hours usually, but it doesn’t matter, I’m always sleepy :P 

Last movie i saw: B... Beverly Hills Ninja. I was in the mood to be overwhelmed by shitty movie nostalgia. 

Last thing i googled: “John Candy” so I could prove to my brother that John Candy did NOT have a cameo in Beverly Hills Ninja. 

Favourite musician: Uh. Like a lot of them? Lately I’ve been really into Jukebox the Ghost because @greymichaela is a jerk who gets me into bands. Queen, David Bowie, and Meat Loaf (but like. Only Steinman-era Meat Loaf) are my top 3 in perpetuity though. 

Song stuck in my head: “Inevitable” from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (linking to the full musical bc it’s fucking amazing, and if you have any inkling to watch it, you absolutely SHOULD NOT listen to Inevitable first because it’s a huge spoiler). If you have 2 hours to spare and enjoy horror comedy musicals, I highly recommend it! 

Do i get asks: Every now and then, mostly when I’ve done prompts/games in the past! Most are fun and lovely :) 

Blogs following: 591 because curating your dash is for COWARDS (and also I’m too lazy to purge it of all the inactive blogs) 

What im wearing: jeggings, snowboots, red/navy blue/white plaid button-down over a hot pink T-shirt

Dream trip: There are way too many, ideally I’d love to just see as much as possible before I die, but right now the first thing coming to mind is going to Paris and seeing Notre Dame again. 

Dream job: full-time author

Favourite food: steak, cha cha tibs/most Ethiopian cuisine honestly, chicken ramen, grilled/steamed asparagus with a balsamic vinaigrette, macaroni... I think I might be kinda hungry.  

Languages: English. I used to understand very basic spoken French but that’s like 99.8% faded away since I left high school. The 0.02 percent is “Tous Les Secrets” by Celine Dione.  

Play any instruments: I used to take piano lessons, and I played the flute for one (1) year in Grade 7 band. 

Favourite song: Like I do have one, it’s definitely “Bat Out of Hell”, but fuck you for making me admit it again. 

Random fact: I held @themightysra ‘s snake recently (not a metaphor) and it was a magical experience. 

I tag @greymichaela (double tagged ya, bitch), @roguewen , @amy-draws / @amy-reblogs , @themightysra , @spoodle-monkey , @thetrickyowl and @annie-thyme only if you guys want to do it!

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KRISTIAN LIVEBLOGS THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW: LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN 2016 MOVIE

don’t go in here if you stan for the actors bc i shit on them except for like two of them LMAO but not a bad experience all around

i'm gonna try hard not to be a bitch this whole time but my first thought on this is that it's too clean cut LMAO this bitch is talented at singing but i'm not interested in her perfection also i think it's cute intro bc of the posters of the movies also the aesthetic of the movie goers is good girl in the background looked like the ugly chick from crybaby..... hatchet face?? there's like SIX PEOPLE IN THIS THEATER but it's a nice theater she didn't turn her flashlight off lmfao @ them for thinking people would rly be that excited about this movie coming on SORRY I'M NOT BITCHING yo brad is mcFucking cute as hell "she said i do, now i'm doing" put that on my car if y'all don't run after my car like that .... smh yo brad is MCFUCKING CUTE it's those brown eyes i swear lol her struggling to get the glove off, that was cute once again the music is waaaay too polished that's gotta be frank under that cloak GRAVE IN THE BACK SAYS COTTON CAHTUN... THICK CLOUDS OF CAHTUN this funeral procession is following their ass everywhere wth THAS MY BOY!!! THAS TIM RIGHT THERE!!! the audience going wild for this part actually makes sense "life is pretty cheap to that type" good work on the line bitch.. u had a blowout?? i know that feel binch!!! i like their delivery in this scene it's so on the nose LMAO mood they're BOOKIN it to this house LMAO WASTE NO TIME WE GOTTA GO!!! EMO RIFF RAFF LARKGJLARJGKLAJER DOES HE HAVE STREAKS IN HIS HAIR wow his voice is killer tho he's putting his heart into that scene LMAO yo i'll say it again brad is way too cute holy fuck oh shit !! is the castle an old theater or something?? that's interesting okay lady in the bg who is that behind tim i'm not super into her presence and that scream LMAO Riff raff is me "yesh" riff raff is reall doing his best WOW BRAD IS CUTE that riff raff hair is killing me inside BLUE MOHAWK IS DOPE I LIKE HIM this is the most lifeless version of time warp i ever heard in my life this is a really diverse crowd tho which is neet columbias delivery on her part was really good tbh riff raff shredding on a guitar lmfao god brad is mcfucking cute "until IIII GET TO..... a phone" cute HERE COMES FRANK BOYS! laverne bitch you know i love you but this singing is so lifeless wtf is with everyones singing in this movie her dancing is great and facial expressions are great like she's putting life into the movements but the singing ain't shit "could we use ur phone?? :^))))" "antici................................................................................................................pation" i do like columbia she's got this really bored personality but she does it so well victoria justice was so cute right there LMFAO brad trying to GET INTO HIS SHOES i barked LMAO this scene is fun as hell laverne is enjoying the fuck out of it the snapping tho i don't get FROSTED TIP HAIR he looks like the guy from american horror story boxers..... ? i'm disappointed smh WOAH good jump rocky once again like the singing is lifeless LOL BRAD GONNA KARATE CHOP HIS ASS i'm thoroughly enjoying the comedy brad brings to this role "heh heh yes..." LMAO i loved the delivery laverne really is doing a good job except the singing part her delivery is enjoyable charles ATLAS SONG!!! DO ME GOOD PLS I BEG OF U that low laugh LMAO EDDDIIIIIEEEE aslright adam lambert is killing it as eddie he's putting a lot into the performance the weird sideburns are doing a lot for me on his face one thing i don't like about columbia is that she's lost the fun spirit she has in the original but i don't hate the big character change so i'll live LMAO GET HIM FRANK!!! BITCH !11 bye eddie the guy playing rocky is doing great playing stupid YESS SHE CHOKED THE "HOT" PART i appreciate it LMAO janet looking at rocky "going down" nice i like how much brad and janet ham up their lines LOL this scene is so cheesy they're having so much fun WHY DO THEY HAVE ROCKY IN THE SHITTY BASEMENT GOOD GOD rocky runs like me when i have to shit magenta is super cute god I wish that were Me.jpg because brad is so mfUCKING CUTE HES SO EXTRA I LOVE THE HAMMINESS aww poor rocky i always feel so bad for him rocky looking for camera lmao rocky is so lovably dumb WHAT WHY IS THIS A POP SONG LMFAO but i don't mind this song as much as i do the others bc i'm a pop bitch "congratulations janet" laverne this is a look GOD BRAD IS SO MCFUCKING CUTE "bread" is how she pronounces his name and it's amazing dr scott looks like a muppet with that hair the audience participation parts are taking me out of the movie so much magenta is MAD CUTE jesus christ it's the last supper MEAT LOAF AGAIN LMAO I LOVED THAT SCENE listen the awkward tone of dinner and the stopping of singing the song in the middle fucking gets my goat every time LOL BRAD LOOKING AT THE CAMERA rocky is me at dinner chowing down dr scott dancing in his chair to the song i always thought they said "when eddie said he didn't like his DADDY" whoops that's my bad i love dr scott in this omg BEST SONG BETTER DO IT RIGHT LAVERNE I SWEAR the little snap with "bell ring" was cute once again like she's killing it with character in the moves and face but i'm getting nothing from the singing ://// "MENTAL MIND GAME" WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK LET FRANK N FURTER SAY FUCK YOU COWARDS that's the best part of the sONG even smiling makes my face ache ahhh the floor show omg best scene i've already seen this scene LOL but i'll express my disappointment with columbias outfit rn becasue it's sOOOOOO BORING LET COLUMBIA WEAR LINGERIE COWARDS but the singing in this whole scene is amazing rocky dances like me in my head BRADDDD INNNNN THE SEXY LOOK OMG THIS IS MY FAVE PART I SWEEEAR WE'VE GOT THE LEGGINGS AND THE TOP AND THE HEELS AND THE GLITTER AND THE GOLD AND SPARKLES WOAH I'M GOOD WITH IT AND THE DANCING AND SINGING KILLS IT BRAD FUCK IT UP JUST rewound it because i love it so much god damn so good even janet is great yo i swear this is the exact same fanfare from the og movie i'm not kidding i don't think they remade it i think it's the same one IT TOTALLY IS OMG that's cool awww man this is bummin me out bc tim curry makes me mad emotional in this scene with the song but her voice hasn't got the life in it actually... we're pickign up now and she's getting better but still hit the notes do it do it GET THE POWER aw FUCK YOU WEAK WHAT A LET DOWN LOL dr scott is a really great actor he's got such personality god i wish that were me.jpg my eyes are literally GLUED to brad who was that SNAZZY MAN the guy playing riff raff is really giving it all he's got and he's super killing it magenta is really me during this scene that columbia death was mad extra LMAO brad like bitch we gotta get the fuck out of here THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME, THEY NEVER LIKED ME yo dr scott is literally the best character omg oh brad you look so pretty they're wrecking this song whcih blows because it's like the PERFECT ending song and always gets me like "damn... what a tragic and wild story..... emotions now" ALRIGHT SO FINAL SYNOPSIS not horrible honestly like they had a lot of fun and it shows and they put a LOT into their acting and everything but the music is just boring as hell aside from a couple songs but not a regrettable hour and a half