americano-psycho
Intrusive Thots and Melodramatic Hoes
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americano-psycho · 1 day ago
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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
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americano-psycho · 1 day ago
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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
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americano-psycho · 1 day ago
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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americano-psycho · 1 day ago
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americano-psycho · 1 day ago
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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i found the image without the ugly instagram overlay!
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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I don't know where it came from, but several years ago this idea popped into my head unbidden, and for some reason it tickles me. I don't know if it's funny, but I like it and I made it into a zine, I hope you enjoy it.
It lays out really nicely as 3-up spreads on A4 paper, so you can print, staple and fold it, then cut it into 3 zines. It made it really easy to print up 20 of them to trade at this art social thing I went to
micron, rotring and sharpie on printer paper, coloured and screentoned digitally, 2024
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine
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americano-psycho · 2 days ago
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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️
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americano-psycho · 4 days ago
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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen
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