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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

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helena going outside, scooping up snow, forming a fucked up little seal, getting some gravel from fuck knows where to give it a little mouth and eyes. all the while probably going hehe huhu now irving will surely not suspect me again...surely he will think it is his good friend helly r bringing him this little snow effigy of a fucked up corpse we found in the woods. as an apology.

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milchick telling the refiners that the waterfall at woe’s hollow is the tallest in the world

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the cunt off to end all cunt offs are you actually kidding me people fucking died this shit was felt thousands of miles away through tremors in the earth the sheer cosmic power of their facecards rippled through the ether and kier goddamn eagans ghost on the big waffle in the sky shivered and turned around like Something Just Happened

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Update: I got injured (cat scratched my toe) 😔

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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saw this while scrolling on the book of faces and thought of you INSTANTLY because this is a horrible thing with legs if i ever saw one

Oh thank you

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Okay we keep talking about "characters of all time" but Arthur Gordon Pym truly is THE character. He's an old man. He's the Pym reaper. He lies to cops. He owns the cops. He wears his funny little hat and funny little gloves. He is the most litigious, most untouchable, most ruthless lawyer in the corporate world. If you kill someone and call him to hide the body for you, that's TOO boring for him. He's probably a cannibal. He met death and she kneeled on the ground and held his hand and said he was a pleasure to know. He got outfoxed by a teenage girl. He travelled around the world in a glorious, terrible expedition and at the edge of the North Pole he brushed with forces supernatural in the shining lights. He writes a hell of a prenup.

He's just so, SO

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Forget the painting, Dorian Gray's REAL anti-aging secret was three (3) cannolis a day

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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

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I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.

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