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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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just finished Cinderella's Castle! Loved it. Decided to go into the tumblr tag to see what everyone else thought of the premier. forgot that sorting by latest content would make me witness some of the dumbest bad takes ive seen. Tumblr is fun.

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At least we have jacking off

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Cinderella's Castle's entire soundtrack fucks supremely hard, but Neon specifically tripped a wire in my brain and yes, I'm replaying it for the hundredth time

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it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable

stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.

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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

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people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

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This is my other favorite Elvis post fyi

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I saw Nerdy Prudes Must Die around the same time I was getting really into B3, and I'm not saying it irreparably changed my brain chemistry, but I am saying I ain't been right since then.

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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

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there's no hope for gemma...UNLESS WE CAN PUT ON THE GREATEST TALENT SHOW THIS FLOOR HAS EVER SEEN

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But the MOST IMPORTANT thing is that the goat lived 🙏🏼