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wosoragebaiter69 · 1 year ago

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you’re ok, you’re enough

lena oberdorf x fem!reader

request: here

A/N: all feedback on my writing is appreciated, and hope you enjoy :) [even tho imo this is one of the worse fics i’ve written]

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I’m not a footballer by any means, but I do know the difference whether someone is just physically exhausted from training and games. And, when they’re also exhausted in other senses.

I can immediately feel the tension when Lena walks in, her muscles are tense and her lips are quipped tightly.

“Lena?” She stops her movements and looks at me inquisitively. “I’m ordering in, anything in mind?” She shrugs walking off, not saying a word. I need to get something out of her. Get her to talk to me. We can’t continue like this.

I end up ordering our shared favourite food and she comes back in from her shower. I look up and it looks like she’s been crying. I furrow my eyebrows in concern but she just shakes her head dismissing it.

The food arrives and I plate it before giving it to my girlfriend who’s sitting on the couch, lost in thought. She looks up and smiles slightly, taking the plate of food, starting to eat. That’s one good sign at least.

During the meal, I make sure to keep an eye on her. She can probably tell, I don’t care though. She needs to know she’s not alone. No matter how stubborn she can be.

Dinner is done, I put the plates in the dishwasher.

No matter what, I am going to make sure she tells me what’s going on. I can’t sit by and watch as she shuts down completely.

“Lena.” I say softly sitting next to her, placing my hand on her thigh. She stares at me with an unreadable expression.

“I’m not sure exactly what you’re going through right now, but please. Please tell me what’s going on. I can’t sit back and watch as you tear yourself up. I won’t do allow you to do this to yourself.” I see she has tears in her eyes. She bites her lip looking away shaking her head.

“Baby, you and I both know how this ends. I won’t watch you shut everyone out. I know you’re scared, I know you’re collapsing. But I will try my best ok?” I watch as her body starts to shake, a sign she’s going to breakdown. Immediately, I pull her into my chest and allow her to sob into my shirt. I whisper words of affirmation hoping that she believes me, or even hears me.

You’re enough.

You’re ok.

I’ve got you.

I love you.

I’m here for you.

You’ll be ok.

After around 15 minutes of her crying, while I try my best to comfort her in anyway I can, her breathing starts to even out as the crying slows down. Soon enough she pulls herself up and looks into my eyes. I wipe the remaining tears off of her face and wait for her to say something.

“I…” She starts to speak but stops. I don’t say anything, just waiting to see what will be said.

“The pressure.” She begins. “Usually, I’m ok with everything, I’m ok with different titles but recently things have gotten harder and harder and I just… I don’t know how long I can keep going. People keep saying I’m the next best but I don’t feel like it and I don’t want it. I just want to play football without all of this. It’s so tiring.” She says with a shaky breath as I give her a small smile.

“Lena, I can’t tell you I understand because I don’t. You have so many people here, so many friends. You may not feel like you’re one of the best and you don’t need to be. Just be you, forget about everyone else’s expectations. Ignore what they have to say as hard as it may seem. Talk to people who might understand, maybe they can help take the burden. Make it easier for you. I know everything is wearing you out. Take a break, no matter how small. Do something you love. Hang out with Jule, hang out with me I don’t mind. Just try, not to let yourself get this low again. Please.” I say tilting my head.

She nods, allowing the words to sink in fully.

“Now, how about we get you to bed? I can imagine you’re tired.” Lena nods and we walk into the bedroom, only heading for the bed.

Once we’re laid down and her head is on my chest I whisper.

“You know how much I love you, right?” I can feel her smile.

“Ich liebe dich auch.” Then we both succumb to the sleep that awaits us after such an exhausting day.

#woso #woso x reader #woso community #woso fanfics #lena oberdorf #lena oberdorf x reader #vfl wolfsburg frauen #wlw #gxg

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nightmareonashstreet · 1 month ago

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Hi there!! Stumbled upon this account and I just couldn't miss the opportunity! If it doesn't bother yall, may I request some angsty stuff for Emily? Preferably with a fem reader 🫶 thankss

TWIN FLAME | EMILY DAVIS

CONTAINS : Emily being Emily (we love her tho), gore and violence, character deaths, past trauma, the safe room incident, angst, mild language, usual until dawn shenanigans, small description of a female reader, set a few years after until dawn, dark pictures references, might make a part two...

Two survivors stood in the cold winter watching as a cabin burned to rotting wood and ashes. Then all of it was over, a misunderstanding that resulted in a life or death decision ended with Emily Davis never wanting to speak to you ever again, but it's hard to do so when the only other survivor can understand the horrors that occurred that night.

The stench of rotting flesh and charred wood was always present in your nose. It didn't matter where you were, you could never get rid of the smell, it was always there and a constant reminder of what happened, of the things you'd done or said.

Your conscience would never truly be clear, the guilt that had clawed its way into your skin and settled inside your very soul prevented that. There was so much blame that bleeded out, so much guilt and shame and horror, you'd never been the type to feel much guilt in the past, was it your punishment to only feel such a thing now. You have remembered that night for as long as you lived it, the hot iron blood, the screech that made your ears bleed, those horrid scars that never healed quite right, your friends, it always circled back to them.

You attended the funerals despite not being welcome, a shadowy figure blended in with the dark outfits as they'd been put to rest. You were deemed a lunatic, a crazy girl who told lies to save her own skin. Melinda Washington's anger was the fiercest, she had struck you in the face the moment you tried to lay flowers for Josh. Sometimes in your broken sleep you dream about them, Mike's stupid jokes, Chris and Ashley staring at each other lovingly but never making a move, Sam's laugh, Jessica's music you'd both listen to while driving, Matt's football facts that had made him seem smarter than he was. You missed them, to lose them all in one night, everything you ever knew, it was all gone, they were all gone.

All except for one. Emily Davis.

You haven't spoken to her since the incident, she cut you off and might as well have spat in your face. You tried to reach out when you were in the police station in the cold quiet hours of the morning but her harsh words shut you down and so you stopped trying. She hadn't shown up at the funerals, she was always smarter than you, she must have known how people would react, you'd only caught a few glimpses of her since the incident, she visited Matt's grave monthly to replace flowers, you'd even seen her lay a bunch down at Jessica's despite their broken friendship that had occurred.

Any drama in the past seemed pathetic to think about, it was pointless and petty and you knew that now, you had been a bad person back then and an even worse friend, a thing you were able to acknowledge now.

You thought about her a lot, your only living friend but it was hard to use that word to associate her with, you had stopped being friends the moment you decided to back Mike up that night, doing nothing as he pointed a gun in her face and got so close to pulling the trigger. You were still able to remember the look on her face, the terror as everyone stood by, how you stood by, you couldn't look at her, you didn't listen to her cries as the gun clicked, it was something that always stuck with you.

Did she have nightmares as you did? Did she also awaken screaming and thrashing in the night like you did? Did her parents have to rock her back to sleep and assure her she was safe? You didn't know, you never knew a thing about her after that night, you never tried and neither did she, a part of you thought she must've been over it, she would have moved on with her life, she was a tough cookie and unlike you she didn't crumble into crumbs. You felt as if you'd never see her again, the only person who might be able to understand what you're going through and she'd ended up hating your guts. You needed someone to get what happened, to not brush off your insistence of that monster that took away your friends, nobody ever took your claims seriously, nobody ever would.

Your mother had suggested group therapy, a small little thing in the back of some church, somewhere that could help you understand your trauma better and so you had gone to stop her worrying. You could see the stares and whispers and laughter as they deemed you crazy but it ended up being worse than that.

Emily was the one running it.

Your former friend, Emily, who had never been the nicest of your friends. Emily, who had slapped your friend when she told the truth. Emily, who pushed you into danger of those monsters to save her own skin. That Emily, how on earth she was running some sort of therapy group was a shocker to you, something you'd never be able to figure out for yourself.

Emily Davis was running a therapy group and you had no idea whether to stay or go.

You needed help, whether you got it from Emily or not, a therapy group was the start of a rough recovery, so your crumbling guilty soul forced you to stay, sitting near the exit at the back of the group and watching what went on and what was said. She hadn't looked in your direction at all so you must've been doing the discreet thing right, all the focus was on an older man who said he fought these underground monsters in Iraq back in 2003. You believe him, so does everyone else.

These people were just like you, they'd experienced this unimaginable horror that nobody would believe, they all had a story and now you didn't feel so crazy from creepy monsters underground to werewolves that slaughtered some summer camp, everyone had a story, you just had no idea if you wanted to tell yours. You wondered if Em- if Emily had shared anything from that horrible night at Blackwood Mountain. The stories went on and on, and Emily didn't say a word, she just listened. You could not stop staring at her, still unsure if this was some twisted nightmare you'd wake up from. Your nails dug into your arm, pinching the skin sharp enough that you knew you must've been awake and that this was real. Emily Davis was really here and you didn't know what to do, why on earth did you decide to stay and listen.

She seemed better, as if nothing had ever happened to her. The only noticeable things being a faint scar on her head and the faint line of a sharp disfigured bite poking out from beneath the thin strap from her fancy top. She seemed at peace unlike you, she seemed healed, happy, the Emily you knew only appeared through the smaller reactions that swam across her features.

The group had finished up and some stayed for warmed up coffees or sweet teas, chattering amongst themselves and you looked at Emily once more to see her laughing at something a member of group had said, she was smiling a lot brighter, glossy lips genuine with these people she'd been helping and it was then you knew that you wouldn't stay much longer, she had healed and you hadn't and for your own guilt ridden reasons you didn't want to drag up the past and ruin any progress that she'd built. You exited the way you entered, quiet and unheard, hood up and an awkward shuffle of feet as you push open the door. She's better off without you, there's a reason she never tried to contact you all those years, you knew it and so did she, it didn't need to be said aloud to be known.

If you had looked back, you would have seen her beside the window, watching you leave her life like she left your life all those years ago.

Instead, she shut the door, as if you were a mere stranger and you didn't acknowledge the noise of it closing, Emily had closed the door on her past and you were trapped, a single lock keeping you in the horrific past.

She wouldn't let you in.

#until dawn #until dawn x reader #emily until dawn #until dawn emily #emily davis x reader #female reader #until dawn fanfics #fanfic #fiction

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lukeevangelista · 2 years ago

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imagine joe burrows little sister dating a umich hockey boy (maybe one of the sophs) and when she tells him he gets all protective

Burrow’s Sister

Here’s the long awaited Burrow!Reader fic..

Enjoy

I’m including Sam in this… well bc I love Sam. I don’t have an actual excuse

Also you didn’t specify which year so SURPRISE! Enjoy and find out who the boy i went with is!

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“Of all schools, it had to be someone from Michigan?” Sam chuckled as you walked down the hallway with him, looking for your brother.

You had came down to visit and catch the Ravens game during your school break and obviously see your family while you were in town.

Being close to Sam, Sam had agreed to help you around the facility to find your brother. Plus, Sam was like another brother to you. You had been around, especially when you came down to see your family and Joe, long enough to know most of the boys that were still in Cincinnati since Joe had been there.

When you came down, Joe and Olivia were more than happy to host you, especially because while you did love your parents, they could be overbearing at times and Joe knew this. With him not getting to see you often due to school for you and football for him, he was over the moon when you asked to stay with him.

“I mean..” you awkwardly laughed, “you can’t still be holding a grudge years later Sam.”

“Hey! Once a Buckeye, always a Buckeye.”

“I hate you.” You sighed before letting out a soft chuckle.

Sam tossed his arm around your shoulder, “C’mon, I think he’s in the weight room.” He said, “Can’t wait to watch him flip.”

You chickened out.

You did not tell Joe about Johnny. Joe was already upset about some things and you decided not to press the issue with telling him about Johnny.

“You-“ Sam facepalmed as you two walked out of the weight room, “You should have told him. Because when Jason-“

“Johnny.” You corrected.

“Right- shows up Sunday, Joe isn’t going to be too happy with you and liable to go all protective on you. You know how he is.” Sam said, “Don’t forget how he was about Tristan.”

“Yeah I know.” You sighed, “but don’t forget he was right about Tris tho- as much as I hate to admit it.”

“Oh trust me. He didn’t shut up for weeks about him being right.” Sam mentioned as he opened the front door for you, “We’re all just glad you wisened up because he was literal trash.”

“Oh I know.” You chuckled as Sam walked you to your car, “I’ll see you later Samuel.”

“I told you to stop calling me that!” He playfully shouted as he started to walk back towards the building.

“Never!” You yelled out the window, his flipping you off as you pulled out of the parking lot.

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“Hi baby.” Johnny grinned as he walked up to you in the parking lot. You were currently tailgating with Olivia and some of the other wives and girlfriend, waiting to enter the stadium.

Johnny had to arrived later than you because of Michigan playing Ohio State that Friday and Saturday night. You were worried he wouldn’t make it, but he assured you he would be there and that he wouldn’t miss it for the world.

“Hi honey.” You wrapped your arms around his waist, feeling him pull you in close as you heard the murmurs from around you.

“Going to introduce us?” Olivia asked as she gave Johnny a small wave, him offering a soft smile as you pulled away from him.

“This is Johnny. My boyfriend.” You said, your voice fading out with the last words as you looked towards the sky, tucking your hands in your back pockets.

“Boyfriend?” Olivia choked on the sip of beer she took, Paige lightly smacking her back as she let out a splutter of coughs, “Joe is going to murder you for keeping this from him.”

“Oh I’m prepared and I’ve warned Johnny.” You nervously chuckled, “Besides, how mad can he be?”

“Don’t be mad.” Olivia said as she laced her hand with Joe’s, him not seeing you with your parents just yet. More importantly, not seeing Johnny just yet.

“Why would I be mad?” He asked as he wrapped his arm around her shoulder.

“Oh, just wait.” She sighed, “We also might have a slightly unexpected guest tonight.”

“What do you mean slightly?” Joe cocked an eyebrow at her, her shrugging.

“Oh you’ll see.”

Joe and Olivia had finally made their way over to your family. A scowl appeared on Joe’s face the moment he saw you wrapped in an unfamiliar faces arms.

His little sister? With some man he didnt recognize? Who had facial hair? No way.

“And you are?” Joe asked, his chest puffing out slightly as he eyed Johnny up and down, clearly judging him.

“John Beecher.” Johnny unraveled his hand from yours, holding it out to shakes Joe’s, who just ignored it.

“Got it.” He snidely replied as Olivia nudged him the ribs.

“Play nice.” She whispered causing him to roll his eyes at his girlfriend, “I’m assuming well see you at home?” She asked as she watched you nod.

“I think we’re going to go to mom and dad’s and then we’ll be over to settle in. J has his stuff in my car so we’ll get him unpacked for the week.”

Olivia nodded, bidding you both goodbye as Joe followed her to his car.

“Week?!” Joe practically shrieked as they both got into the car, “No fucking way is that.. fuck boy staying with us.”

“He seems nice Joe.” She sighed, “Give him a chance.” she continued, “Don’t forget. You were once that boy too and she’s not twelve anymore.”

Joe let out a grumble under his breath as he started the car.

“He’s not staying here.” Joe grumbled to you ask you sat down beside him, you rolling your eyes.

“Olivia said it was okay.”

“Well you’re not staying in the same room.”

“Liv said it was fine.”

“I did.” Olivia said as she walked into the room.

“You’re being just as overbearing as mom right now J.” You replied, it coming out a little harsher than intended, “Maybe I should have just stayed with mom.”

“Maybe you should have.” He remarked, “At least I wouldn’t have some random dude that’s probably boning my sister in my house.”

“Fuck you Joe.” You hissed as you stood up, “When you’re over whatever this is, then we’ll talk.” You continued, “Until then, just leave me alone.”

“Where are you going?”

“Somewhere where you’re not.” You said as you walked up the stairs to the room you were staying in.

Olivia glared at Joe, him tossing his hands up at her, “What?” He asked, his voice laced with slight hostility.

“You Joe.” She grumbled, “You’ve gotta give this whole protective bullshit up. This is absolutely insane. You’re going to push her away with this.”

Joe let out a groan, knowing she was right as he looked towards her.

“Why are you taking her side?” He asked.

“Because I’ve been in that position with brothers who didn’t like the guy I was dating.” She said causing him to raise his eyebrows at her.

“Oh yeah? Who didn’t they like?” He questioned.

“You.” She stated.

“Wait there’s no way they didn’t like-”

“Don’t try and defend yourself now Burrow. They hated you.” She said, “And you wanna know why?” She watched his reaction, continuing once she saw him nod, “It was because they thought you were exactly how you think that poor boy upstairs is. A complete fuck boy who was going to hurt their sister. Use her and leave her in the dust when he went pro.”

Joe stayed silent as he listened to Olivia speak, “I think you need to give him and chance and I think you need to give her more credit than you do. She’s a smart girl. She’s been hurt once and I know she won't let the same mistake happen again. You and I both know this.” She stated, “I think you need to go makeup with her Joe.” she patted his leg as he let out a sigh, knowing she was right, “I think you should get to know him before you start judging him. He seems like a nice guy and your sister really likes him babe.”

The tension in the room was thick as you sat down.

“I heard.” He said, “I can leave if I need to sweetheart. I don’t want me being here to cause a rift.”

“It’s not J.” You let out a heavy sigh, “Joe is just being Joe. He was like this with the last guy. It’s just a protective thing- he just doesn’t want me getting hurt.”

“I understand that Y/N, but I also don’t want to be the reason you two fight all week either.”

“I’m not doing this.” You stated as you pinched the bridge of your nose, “He’ll get over it. He’s just- he’s Joe. I’m his little sister.” You said as you looked towards Johnny, watching his face change, “I’m his only little sister.” You reiterated, “He’s naturally more protective. He’s always been like this. It’s nothing new-“

“It isn’t.” You heard Joe’s voice butt in, both yours and Johnny’s head snapping towards the door frame, seeing Joe standing there with his arms across his chest, “and it’ll never change.” He said as he walked into the room.

“When did you-“

“I’ve been standing there a couple of minutes.” He chuckled, “but that’s besides the point Y/N.” He continued as he sat down on the desk chair before rolling over to be in front of you and Johnny, “I’ve just been thinking and I was being an ass. You’re my little sister Y/N-“

“Yeah we’ve established that.”

“Okay smartass.” He chuckled, “as I was saying, I’ll always be protective. That’ll never stop. But what will stop is me questioning your choices. You’re a smart girl. You know what you’re doing.” He said, “I have faith in that.”

“Did Olivia tell you to say this?” You scowled. Your brother would never-

“No. She didn’t.” He said, reassuringly, “Maybe a little nudge, but this all from me, not Liv. I need to realize you’re not a child anymore. You’re a young lady who can make her own decisions. You’ve got this.” He said, “and I know you’ll come to me if anything happens and you know I’ll be there. In a heartbeat.”

You leaned forward, quickly wrapping your arms around Joe’s neck, him reciprocating the action, “Thank you Joe.”

“You’re welcome.” He said as he pressed a kiss to the side of your head before you detached yourself from him.

He gave you a grin as he stood up, the chair sliding backwards hitting the wall with a soft thud.

“I’m Joe.” He said as he held his hand out to Johnny, Johnny immediately standing up as he realized what was going on.

“Nice to meet you Joe, I’m Johnny.” Johnny said as he shook his hand.

“Now c’mon downstairs, I think we need to get to know you better.” Joe grinned, “I think you’ll be sticking around for a while.”

“Does this mean he doesn’t have to move his stuff?” You laughed as you watched Joe whip around, his eyes glaring at you before them softening, “Too far?”

“Just no funny business, okay?” He sighed.

“Deal.” You letting out another laugh as you three made it down the stairs.

Olivia was sitting on the couch, her watching their every move as she saw Johnny and Joe start to joke around as you both sat down beside her, Joe on the other side.

With a soft smile on your face, you cuddled into Johnny’s side as his arm was slung over your shoulder as you watched two of the most important men in your life starting to finally get along, warming your heart to no end.

“Thank you for coming.” You whispered as you looked up at him.

“Thank you for having me.” He grinned as he pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Gross.” Joe muttered under his breath before letting out a chuckle at your reaction.

“Fuck off Burrow.” You whipping your head around, staring at him.

“You first.”

“Go to bed you little shit,” he said as he reached over, giving your head a light shove, “You all will have an early morning.”

“Wait- why?”

“You’re crazy if you think we don’t have stuff planned.” He said as he stood up, “Goodnight kid.” He wrapped his arms around you, giving you a tight squeeze.

“Goodnight Joe.” You whispered into his chest, wrapping your arms around his waist, your cheek smooshed against him. “Love you.”

“Love you more.” He said, “Now get to bed. We’ve got a long day tomorrow.”

You gave Olivia a side hug as you and Johnny made your way up the stairs.

“I think he likes me.” Johnny grinned from beside you as you two brushed your teeth, getting ready for bed.

“Oh really?” You laughed as you spat the toothpaste into the sink, “I think-“

“Please don’t diminish my hope.” He chuckled.

“You know I can’t do that.” You smiled as you turned towards him, your hands on his shoulders, slowly making their way down his chest, “You know I love ruining your day.” You joked.

“You could never ruin my day.” He said, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, “Never ever.”

You gave him a quick kiss as you two finished getting ready for bed, quickly setting an alarm.

You two laid there for what felt like ever, but in reality, it was only 30 minutes before you rolled over to face him.

“You know, he does like you.” You said, your eyes scanning the profile of his face.

“I figured.” He said, “I’m glad he does. I know he means a lot to you.”

“Good.” You replied, “You mean a lot to me too.” You said, “ Just as much.”

“Good.” He said, pulling you into his chest, you both slowly drifting off to sleep.

#sam hubbard #joe burrow #soft thoughts w/ari

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imlivinginyourtrashcan · 1 year ago

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Hi hello im a dirty American heres some friendsgiving headcannons for the sp character

Cartman:

That man aint bringing shit

Only there for the food

The type of mf to steal ingrediants while youre cooking something

Dives RIGHT for the pumpkin pie

Nobody is happy

He denies it but its do obvious hes stealing shit 🤬

Does not wait for a toast

Bro just dives in

Getting seconds, thirds, fourths

When hes done theres no left overs

If he were to bring something id be pie

His moms recipe

BUT THIS LITTLE FUCK EATS IT IN THE CAR

Kyle:

Sometimes hosts the friendsgiving at his house

Brings the sparkling grape juice/apple juice

And also the Kosher things

Only has one helping, tries to get leftovers for the family or for kenny

Helps his mom cook when hes hosting

Setting the table always

Tries to toast but ends up yelling at Cartman for eating before hes done

Helps Ike pack for those little kindergarten thanksgivings?

Yknow when you dressed as a pilgrim and ate food?

Was I the only one who did that??

Stan:

He panicks and brings what he can find

"Hey dude! What you bring?"

"Uhhh... leftover mash potatos?"

Hes TRYING

Downing the sparkling juices like no tomorrow

The eggnog too

Cartman encourages it

"CHUG CHUG CHUG"

Watching the football game

RESTRAINS himself when it comes to food

Like, he wants it but knows Kyles gonna be pissed

Plays catch with everyone else

Or pingpong

Doesnt give a fuck about the Macys parade

Kenny:

Brings canned stuff he got from the food drive

Like cranberry sauce

Sneaking leftovers for his family

Plays catch with the boys

Died from a football lodged in his eye

Oh and from the

"Macys parade"

Incident

You dont want to know

Butters:

Brings the sweet potatos

Suggest christmas music/movies be played

Cartman called him gay immediately

So that got shut down

Brings the extra pies and everything since Cartman eats his

Lover of cranberry sauce and other things most people hate on thanksgiving

"Oh that was good! Could I have more please?"

"Butters what the fuck who likes CRANBERRY SAUCE???"

"I do!"

Doer of the toast

Often gets hit in the face when they play catch and cries

Can't stay for long cuz his parents are strict but hes there on video call rest of the time

Craig:

The type of mf when you ask what he brought he says

"My presence"

MF-

No!!!

You need to bring FOOD

They have to kick him out

He comes back with bread rolls or crackers, cheese and olives

So hes aloud back in

Doesnt care abt the parades or catch or anything

Just kinda there for Tweek

If someone asks him to do sonething he'll do it though

Hes limited by meals thanks to his braces

He doesnt care

Thats future craigs problem

Flips someone off if they beat him in a sport

Or flips off the tv when someone does something stupid in football

Has restraint when it comes to food

Bro will just wait

Wait

And then devour his plate in seconds

Tweek:

Brings homemade cider or pumpkin spice

Panicked the whole time

Hiding upstairs half the time

At least until food

He looks like a sopping wet cat

Doesnt really eat that much

Convinced the food is poison

Dont try to reassure him either he doesnt trust you

Has to check a million times though

"Is this poison???"

"No???"

"GAHH!! I dont believe you!!"

Leaves after feasting

He can only handle so much

Arrives super late too which is ironic

Jimmy:

Brings the food over and makes a puns

Like puts devil horns on eggs

"Jimmy what is that?"

"D-d-d-deviled Eggs"

Bro is telling thanksgiving jokes every second

Does the toast some years

Its like a stand up comedy routine tho

He lets you eat during that

Sneaking food

Mischievous little bastard

Puts on family fued when he realizes the boys are too pissed at football

Also has brace limits

But does he follow them ever? Nope

Drinks sparkling juice from a wine glass

Able to keep the party going for a WHILE he has ENERGY

Card playing KING

Winning at Crazy 8s left and RRRRIGHTTTTTT

Clyde:

Brought mac and cheese

Either that or bread

Food sneaker

Thinks hes good at sports

Hes not

He gets hit in the face so often

And cries

Tried Tweeks coffee

Started coughing and gagging immediately

Hes a picky eater im calling it now

Like will not eat if he doesnt think he'll like it

Me too Clyde i get it

Likes the Macys parade

Fucking weirdass

Arrives a bit before Tweek but is still late

The mf to get seconds

Wont eat before the event either

Saving his stomach for yum yums

Tolkien:

Also hosts

Helps his parents with food

Makes the dinner table look like a whole buffet

When hes not hosting he brings stuffing or some expensive good food

Or like

Homemade dip?

Casserole?

Idk

Seems like itd change every year

Great at sports

Helps clean up too

Toasts sometimes

Very generic toast

Doesnt seem like someone who has much to say

#south park #southpark butters #southpark #sp butters #sp tweek #sp craig #sp headcannons #tolkien black #tolkien #south park tweek #craig x tweek #tweek tweak #craig tucker #kyle brovlofski #eric cartman #stan marsh #thanksgiving

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canirove · 1 year ago

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"I just can't believe the VAR saw that as a penalty. What did they want him to do, cut his arm?" Declan says as we walk into his house, throwing his bag on the floor. "And the yellow I got? I barely touched him!"

"But it was very risky and dangerous."

"Oh, c'mon Eleanor. Not you too."

"Declan, you are the only one who doesn't agree with it."

"Because it wasn't enough for a yellow card!"

"Ok, whatever."

"Yeah, whatever" he says, rolling his eyes.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"To bed."

"Already?"

"Yes, already. Is there any problem with that?"

"I thought we were going to have dinner together."

"That was before we were robbed, and my girlfriend basically told me I am a dangerous player."

"What? I haven't said that, Declan."

"Good night, Eleanor" he says, starting to walk up the stairs.

"Good... Urgh!" I groan before leaving and closing the door with the loudest bang I can.

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"What are you doing here? Weren't you going to have dinner with Declan?" Sophie asks.

"I was, but he was in one of his moods. Again" I sigh, sitting down next to her.

"How bad was it this time?"

"Let's just say it wasn't pleasant."

"I'm so sorry, Ellie."

"It's ok, don't worry. But don't tell anything to mum and dad. Especially to mum."

"She knows something is going on, tho. Lately you've been spending more time with us or alone than with Declan."

"I know. But I don't need her giving me the I told you look. Mainly because she isn't right. Declan and I will work things out, this is just a little bump in the road."

"Of course it is" Sophie says, giving my hand an encouraging squeeze. "I've never met anyone more in love than you two."

"Not even Roberta and Mason?" I chuckle.

"Those two are different."

"How?"

"I don't know, they just are. And you and Declan will fix things, I'm sure of it."

"Thank you, Sophie" I say, resting my head on her shoulder.

"Anything for you, big sis" she replies.

I just hope we both are right, and that we will be able to fix things.

After the successful season Declan had last year, things aren't working out that well anymore. West Ham is in the relegation zone, losing most games due to stupid mistakes. And he hasn't been playing well, which makes things even worse. Most days he arrives back home angry, frustrated, and I'm the one who has to deal with it. Sometimes his family and Mason too.

During Christmas it looked like things were improving after they won a couple of games, his mood changing completely. But they started losing again, and now, with the Euros around the corner and some friendly games happening in just a few days, he's afraid he may lose his spot with the national team.

"Southgate would only leave you home if you are sick or injured. Even if you aren’t playing at your best right now, you still are better than most out there" I said to him.

"We’ll see" he replied.

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"See? What did I tell you?" I say to Declan. "Southgate isn't that stupid!"

"Yeah" he chuckles, smiling for the first time in what feels like an eternity.

"Let's focus on this, ok? On these couple of games and spending time with the lads."

"The lads? Who are you and where is her Royal Highness?" he asks with a teasing smile, another one I had missed.

"Oh, shut up, Declan Rice" I reply, rolling my eyes but also smiling.

"I'll try to focus on that. And on improving my mood. I know I've behaved like a jerk lately."

"You have, yes."

"I'm sorry, Eleanor."

"It's ok" I say, caressing his cheek.

"Do you want to cuddle on the sofa and watch a movie? I'll let you pick."

"Really?"

"Yep."

"Oh, wow. I better take advantage of this, it only happens once in a decade."

"Ha ha ha. You are so funny" he says, rolling his eyes. "I still love you, tho."

"I love you too" I smile.

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"There he is, my man of the match!" I say when I meet Declan outside the changing rooms at Wembley.

"Thank you very much, your Royal Highness."

"I'm very proud of you" I say, wrapping my arms around his neck.

"I needed this so much" he replies, resting his forehead on mine.

After not playing the first friendly game with England, he had his chance on the second one at home against Portugal, and he showed everyone why he is one if not the best midfielder out there. Bit biased? Maybe.

"I know. And I also know things will only get better and better from now on. This was the push you needed to keep going with West Ham and fight until the end."

"Things will get better."

"They will" I smile.

"I love you, Eleanor" he says, hugging me closer.

"I love you too" I reply before kissing him.

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"Declan, your phone is ringing."

"That's your phone, not mine" he says, covering his head with the duvet.

"No, that's... That's yours" I yawn.

"It's yours, Eleanor."

"Urgh" I say, looking for my phone on my bedside table. Someone was actually calling me. "Hello?"

"Where are you?"

"Good morning to you too, David" I yawn again.

"It's almost 1 p.m., Eleanor. Are you still in bed?"

"Yeah... Long night" I smile. With everything that had been going on lately, neither Declan nor I had been in the mood to do anything, but we made up for all the wasted time when we went back to my place after the game. "But you just called me by my name. What happened? What did I do?"

"You? Nothing. But..."

"But?"

"Why is that bloody phone ringing again?" Declan complains.

"That is your phone, I'm using mine."

"He's probably getting calls from his agent and everyone who knows him" David says.

"Why?" I ask.

"Because, Eleanor..."

"David, please say it. You are starting to scare me."

"Ok" he says, taking a deep breath. "You and Declan are on the cover of The Sun. Someone caught you kissing last night at Wembley."

#declan rice #declan rice fanfic #declan rice imagine #football fanfic #football imagine

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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 1 year ago

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So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)

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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS

Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!

Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY

Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys

Yorkie: b*tch stfu

Masshole: fr

Papa: 😑

Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here

Maine: I would also like to know.

Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑

Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫

Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??

Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.

Georgia: Ughhhhh

Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up

Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄

Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.

Yorkie: B*tch.

Respect Your Elders: Infant.

Yorkie: Old man.

Respect Your Elders: Toddler.

Yorkie: Old hag.

Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!

Yorkie: Stfu <3

Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.

Mary: 🥲

Southie: Hey guys 👋

Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘

Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️

Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄

Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒

Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-

Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.

Masshole: ....Stfu <3

Joi-sey: 😌

Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-

Joi-sey: No ❤️

Masshole: Nah ❤️

Connie: *sigh*

Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺

Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.

Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy

Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.

Northie: 😳 you saw that

Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.

Masshole: Ok but FR THO

Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹

Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒

Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭

Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud

Yorkie: I'm fine <3

Masshole: Okay then...

Papa: Wtf was that...?

Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️

Yorkie: Stfu-

Georgia: He's blushing rn

Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️

Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...

~georgia sent a photo~

*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*

Papa: Pfft-

Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺

Joi-sey: How long have you been here

Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.

Joi-sey: Alright then...

The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?

Georgia: No he's asleep.

Masshole: Good. He needs it.

Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)

Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]

Rhodey: 😶

Masshole: Damn right.

Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️

Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️

Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲

The Shire: You and me both 🥲

Connie: I feel y'all :')

Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"

Connie: Idc 😑

Rhodey: Whatever

(the next day)

Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-

Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?

Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)

Masshole: Put it back where you found it.

Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺

Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒

Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-

Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.

Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.

Masshole: Point still stands.

Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲

Masshole: Atta boy <3

Yorkie: F*ck you <3

Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods

Connie: Probably 😑

Papa: Yea that's accurate

Everybody else (-NY): ^

Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️

Georgia: Even me darling 🥺

Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️

Papa: DAYUM-

The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭

Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️

Yorkie: ❤️

Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺

Joi-sey: Yup thought so.

Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals

Yorkie: But-

Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.

Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺

~Yorkie sent a picture~

*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*

Yorkie: 🥺

Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.

Yorkie: YESSSS :D

Masshole: 😒❤️

Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺

Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window

Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒

Masshole: ....

Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?

Papa: Hm?

Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?

Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.

Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺

Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that

Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭

Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3

Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?

Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.

Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭

Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-

Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-

Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-

Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔

Joi-sey: 😔

Papa, and Rhodey: 😔

Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥

Joi-sey: Probably just Del.

Mary: WHAT?!

Papa: Backread.

Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭

Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?

Mary:... Fair enough 😭

Georgia: Is he still alive??

Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍

Georgia: At least he's alive.

Masshole: Hey I'm back :)

Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?

Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺

Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3

Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺

Mary: Sorry Hun 😘

Masshole: 😔👍

Yorkie: 😎🕶️🤏🙂🤭

Masshole: 💥

Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨

Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt og13 #lmao this was fun to write

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wags-confessions · 1 year ago

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A friend hooked me up with this acc a few days back when I decided to make a comeback on Tumblr after being off the scene for ages bc I was stuck in a boredom pit during a sick spell. Been having a blast reading stuff around here, and when I saw someone asking about interactions with a footballer, I thought, hey, why not spill the story. I knew it might be a bit of a mess, and I'm no saint, but hey, i'm not aiming for that.

Before meeting him, I couldn't care less about the football world. Zero interest. But some time ago, I met this footballer, and to this day, we're a bit of a thing, but it's nothing too serious, ya know? I mean, he's got his own life, but we're hanging out... or whatever you wanna call it. Met him through this friend who also filled me in on this side of Tumblr, lol. She introduced me to him because she's got a thing (nothing serious because he's never into anything serious lol) with one of his teammates whom, by the way, she met on IG. So, ladies, never trust them, alright?

I gotta admit, even though it might not look like it, he's a pretty decent guy, you know, chill and funny. Honestly, I met him when my life was going down the pan, and he came through in every way. But let's cut the crap, he's a footballer, living his own life, i ain't dumb and i'm telling u, the whole WAGs scene is a proper load of rubbish, really. Getting a bit closer to him made me see how everything's fake, how so many of them play the two-faced game.

Some of these girls are even fully aware that their partners are playing away and they just shut an eye and I get it, in a twisted way. But the real dodgy ones, the ones you gotta watch out for, are thos girls who are friends with the main squeeze of their boyfriend or husband's teammates, and at the same time, they're mingling with their side flings.

I'm not proud of this at all and being part of this drama, but I won't lie and say I regret it. I'm into the guy; he's funny, kind, a proper charmer and an ace... ya know lol and I can't deny he's got my back in many ways, u feel me? Honestly, his girl isn't exactly an a-list… i mean, tbh, she’s not a gem, she's a b*tch. Their relationship's been a mess, a total disaster nowadays, but, like, it works for them, and he doesn't need any more scandals after the old drama. Anyway, just felt like spillin’ the tea on this.

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piltover-sharpshooter · 2 years ago

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15 Questions for the writer

Tagged by: @bioniczaunites Tagging: @ionianelder @songofsilentechoes @thegoldentigress @regina-tenebris and whoever wants to

1: Are you named after anyone?

I was named after a Saint, Saint Nicholas of Bari. If I recall, the story was that my parents were driving through one church named after him, and my mom's religious and she liked the name. Ironic because I am VERY atheist. And yes, I am unironically named after the Saint that would inspire Santa Claus.

2: When was the last time you cried?

Last Thursday when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 3. And I cried A LOT

3: Do you have kids?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Nope. I'd like to be a father, but in the future. waaaay in the future.

4: Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Ironically no? My humor tends to be about me being direct, and sarcasm is dancing around the subject. I do use it, but not that much.

5: What's the first thing you notice about people?

If they talk a lot. Not really a thing that's good or bad, but there are certain people that really REALLY like the sound of their voice, and it grates upon my ears. I am also a talker, but you have to be pretty close to me and I know when to shut up, so I can see how I handle that person.

6: What's your eye colour?

Brown and Green. Yup, Heterochromia, but very hard to notice.

7: Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. Call me old fashioned, but I like it when stories end on a good note. Even if the good note is dark or bittersweet, I don't know, if the ending isn't good it feels like I just didn't finish watching the whole story.

8: Any special talents?

I have a very, VERY good memory. The issue is that it's very selective and not up to me as to what I remember or not, but I can quote you the 14 mins of Vaas time on Far Cry 3 or interesting war stories from World War 2. But if you want me to remember something I dislike? Oh no way.

9: Where were you born?

Argentina, in Capital Federal. I have...no love for my country and wish to escape whenever I can but for now I am content here.

10: What are your hobbies?

GAMING

11: Have you any pets?

Noooooooooope. I do want to get a British Bulldog and call him Scrotum tho. (Cause Wrinkly, you see)

12: What sport do you play/have you played?

I played Tennis, Football (the real one not the American one) and Boxing. Out of all, boxing was my favorite.

13: How tall are you?

I'm 185cm , or around 6 feet I think? I don't know, I don't know walmart shooting units.

14: Favourite subject in school?

History. Always been my favorite.

15: Dream job?

I like my job as a designer. If I could, I'd like to learn and be more of an artist, but I suck at it.

#occ #long post

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supergeekgirl05 · 2 years ago

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15 questions/15 people

I was tagged by @wikiblair :) thanks b <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

Kinda? Part of my name is my mother’s middle name

2. When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday. My job puts an awful amount of stress on me, homesickness and personal problems. I tend to have breakdowns quite a bit due to that :/ I’m getting better though and starting to warm up to my new life

3. Do you have kids?

Hell no. Nor would I ever want any. I’ll stick with being the cool, gay aunt 😎

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Oh god yeah. All the time. It’s part of my personality. Sarcasm, mom jokes, and flirting. Can’t make me stop

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I would say personality and whether or not I think we’d get along. Also I tend to notice if they’re an outgoing person or not

6. what’s your eye color?

Green :) If I had to really describe it, it’s like emerald green with even a lil grey in there. Looks kinda like this emoji’s color->🌲

7. scary movie or happy endings?

Scary movie. I have a love hate relationship with happy endings. But I’d also watch either one without complaints

8. any special talents?

Hmm I can crack my neck like the cool dudes do in movies. Idk if that counts as a special talent or not tho

9. where were you born?

I was born in Illinois, USA (nowhere near Chicago, though I’ve been there billions of times)

10. what are your hobbies?

I love interacting with the fandoms I’m a part of. Music, video games, and writing (the basic ones) I also love training dogs (I’m an animal lover)

11. do you have any pets?

I do!! (Bad question to ask cuz I’ll never shut up now) Her name is Stella and she’s a golden retriever! She is almost 4 years old (no way already??? She’s gotta stop growing up 😢) She is the sweetest baby ever and I gave her three middle names ( Patrick George Kevin) and can’t remember why I picked those specific middle names. Everybody loves Stella. And I will send you SO many photos, all you gotta do is ask (I even made an edit of her 💀) Sorry. Proud mom moment 😭

12. what sports do you play/have you played?

I don’t play any currently but my job requires me to be physically fit, so I work out regularly. I used to play soccer (football), basketball, run track, and competitively swim. I ride horseback occasionally (dunno if that counts or not)

13. how tall are you?

I am 165cm/5’5”

14. favorite subject in school?

Psychology. Coolest subject ever. It’s so interesting to learn about the human brain and how we ‘work’

15. dream job?

I’ve always wanted to go to space but I don’t think I’m smart enough to be an astronaut 🥲 I also recently started to consider starting a dog training/caretaking business at my family’s farm back in the States. But that would be a hell of a goal to work towards and I’m stuck at my current job for quite a few years unfortunately

Tagging (definitely not something y’all have to do if you don’t want to): @cove15 @fangirl-over-every-fandom @natblidaclexa

#thanks again @wikiblair :)#this was super fun to make #tag game #15 questions #not 15 people but close enough lol #my post #tags #tagging game

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wandamaximoffsbadgirl · 4 months ago

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Hiiiii :>>> it was!!! Really something that’s for sure!!!

We didn’t win which was bull, you literally could go online and search BSU vs UofO football and find so many ref calls that were just WRONG and s t u p i d but I shut down in the middle of third quarter and was on the verge of a meltdown by the time it finished so I really did not care I just wanted to leave

Oregon fans are apparently super aggressive?? We got heckled a lot and we didn’t even win so it was tame for them which is wild

Our performance at halftime went really well tho I think! It was a lot of fun, that was my first college performance in uniform which is a big deal but I’m just glad to be going home now lol. The Oregon band was really cool and super sweet and they sounded real good.

Our halftime show is also probably up on YouTube now, I’m sure it’s been recorded by lots of people- I can try to find a link later if you’re interested in watching or you can just look on your own time lol

HOW ARE YOU???? <333

-👻

Oh my goodness it sounds like a night!

I'm glad you're on your way home, baby!

I'll look it up shortly!

#ley answers anons #👻 anon

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wordsofgergb · 6 months ago

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The Camping Trip

After a long year, it’s finally Labor Day weekend. The feeling of the fall is in the air, football season soon upon us and an enjoyable 3 day weekend from work. Craig is excited for another days rest and not to worry about anything for a few days, some time to himself. As Craig just chills on his couch and watching stories of people who he knows have fun and doing fun things. Just was content with being in for the weekend. Out of the blue, Craig’s phone lights up after getting out the shower. Craig checks his phone and sees his friend Justin texts him and says “Get your ass to Allegheny, we’re all here”

Craig responds with “Nah, I’m good, thanks tho!”

Justin respond almost instantly and says “Quit being a bitch…plus Chelsea will be here”

Craig’s eyes opened wide and responded “Be there in an hour”

Justin responds “Good see you soon, don’t worry about food or anything! :)”

Craig rushes to finish getting ready and pack a little bag for a few days. The whole time he was scrambling all he could think about was Chelsea. Just a girl who Craig used to have a crush on but still thinks is so beautiful. Craig was excited to spend the weekend with her and some old friends he hasn’t seen in a while.

Craig finishes packing up a little bag and gets ready to head to his car and start the drive. The whole drive down all Craig could think of is seeing Chelsea again.

An hour later Craig has finally arrived. Craig pulls up behind a dark colored SUV and can hear voices in the distance and the fire crackling. Craig gets out goes to the other side of the car and grabs his bag and as he starts to walk towards cabin, the drivers side door of the SUV opens and it’s Chelsea. Craig in his amazement just says “oh hey..next time kill me with door” Chelsea laughs and responds “shut up, I saw you the whole time and was trying to scare you”

Craig responds laughing “well congrats you did a terrible job..”

Chelsea laughs.

“Let me grab your bags” Craig asks

“Oh what a gentleman, sure!” Chelsea responds

Craig goes to back and grabs Chelsea suitcase.

“Damn you just ow it’s only for a few days right? What did you pack?” Craig jokes.

“Oh shut up and carry it” Chelsea’s responds laughing

The two walk up the short little hill and come to the top and see Jenna and Justin. They greet each other. Craig asks “is this the cabin we’re all staying in?” With his bag and Chelsea’s suitcase in hand. Justin laughs and responds “well…this is where you two are staying..there was a mix up and all we could get with short notice. Jenna and I will be staying at the cabin at the end of the hill”

They walk into the cabin to a single bed, a refrigerator and a table to eat at.

“One bed?” Craig asks

“Looks like it.” Justin answers

“I guess I’ll sleep in the car” Craig says.

“Why? Are you afraid to sleep in the same bed as me?” Chelsea says laughing

“Actually, yes” Craig responds

Everyone laughs.

Craig really was scared of sleeping in the b d with Chelsea. He’s already looking at her and can’t help but think how sexy she looks, with her black and red flannel with tank top underneath and how great her boobs look in it. Also wearing the blue ripped jeans shorts and how great her ass looks in them with some cheeks hanging out. Her pale skin and dark hair with her sunglasses hanging on top of her head and those light color eyes, and luscious lips. Craig was smitten and thought she looked so sexy.

“We’ll make it work” Chelsea says while laughing.

Justin and Jenna step out for a few as Craig and Chelsea get settled a bit.

“Did you know about this?” Craig asked

“No, did you?” Chelsea responds

“No, they just said you were coming, if I knew this I probably wouldn’t have come” Craig says

“Oh wow. Don’t want to spend a few nights with me?” Chelsea responds playfully as she starts to take her flannel off and her nice perky boobs just hanging out as she starts to open her suitcase.

“Uhh—-no…just that don’t want to be an inconvenience..” Craig stutters out as his eyes are glued to Chelsea’s boobs.

“No inconvenience for me, I’m fine with this, you can keep me warm during the night” Chelsea says giggling as she start to undo her shorts and pull them down.

“Oh good to know — sorry I step out as you change..” Craig says

“Oh you can watch if you want..” Chelsea says excitedly

Craig watches as Chelsea pulls down her shorts over her thick thighs and reveal a black lace thong and Chelsea turns away and bends down as she starts to put on a pair of yoga pants and slowly put them on over her ass.

Craig can feel his dick getting hard and can’t stop watching.

Chelsea then grabs a sweater and says “oh you really watched? You perv!” Chelsea says as she giggles and smiles at Craig.

Craig looks at her speechless and just looks down.

“Don’t worry I liked it” Chelsea says as she walks out.

Craig lets out a sigh and tries to compose himself before grabbing a hoodie and walking out.

They all sit at the fire, catching up and talking about the past and just having a good time. Justin mentions the others will be joining tomorrow so they’ll just be the only ones on the trail. They make some hotdogs over the fire and tell stories. It starts to get late and colder. Justin and Jenna decide to go their cabin and wish a good night to Craig and Chelsea.

“Should we follow suit?” Craig asks

“Sure, I’m super tired” Chelsea answers as she yawns.

Craig start to out a bit of water on the fire to make sure it’ll die out.

The two walk into the cabin.

Craig starts to remove his hoodie and looks at Chelsea as she starts to remove her sweater and starts to remove her tank top to just her bra.

“I hope you don’t mind but I can’t sleep unless I’m in my underwear…” Chelsea says

“Fuck….” Craig says under his breath

“Yeah, that should be fine” Craig answers

Chelsea removes her pants and gets in bed.

Craig just frozen by how sexy Chelsea looks and decides to follow suit and get into bed in his boxers.

The two share some small talk and laughs as they lay there under the covers.

“Well we should get some sleep” Chelsea says as she turns to her side with her back facing Craig.

“Goodnight” Craig says

Craig lays there for a minute and trying to compose himself as he was still hard from seeing Chelsea undress.

“Hey Craig, I’m cold, would you mind cuddling me?” Chelsea asks

“Sure” says Craig frantically.

Craig gets behind Chelsea, but trying to keep some distance with him already a bit excited.

“Okay, don’t be scared and get close” Chelsea says.

Craig obliges.

“Ohhh” Chelsea says

“Yeaaaah” says Craig.

Chelsea giggle and proceeds to wiggle her ass on Craig’s semi hard dick.

“Oh what are you doing?” Craig asks worried

“What do you think I’m doing…don’t be scared” answers Chelsea

Craig grabs Chelsea by the waist and pulls her closer and grabs her to make her face his as he starts to kiss her.

Soft moaning comes out from Chelsea as the two start to kiss.

Craig takes his hand and starts to put it down Chelsea’s panties and start to rub her pussy.

Chelsea moans out excitedly as she still backs her ass into Craig.

“Fuck” let’s out Craig as the two start to get heavily into making out.

Craig takes his hands and rip out Chelsea’s tits over her bra and starts to grab and pinch her nipples and they continue to make out.

Chelsea starts to moan heavily.

“Please fuck me” Chelsea moans out.

Craig obliges and takes the blanket off of Chelsea.

Craig goes to the end of the bed and grabs Chelsea by the hips and has her arch her back to have her ass sticking out. Craig starts to spank and grab her ass. Craig can notice how wet Chelsea was while spanking her. Every time Chelsea would moan Craig would just keep getting harder and harder. Craig just couldn’t control himself anymore while looking at Chelsea’s ass, he rips off her thong and starts to stroke his dick a bit before putting in the tip a bit and hearing Chelsea moan and asking for more as Craig would take his dicks and trace it over her pretty pussy before putting it in Chelsea.

Chelsea moans out “fuck me hard daddy”

Craig couldn’t believe what he was hearing while his hard cock was in Chelsea and couldn’t control himself after hearing daddy that he started to thrust.

Both start to moan as Craig thrusting in Chelsea’s tight wet pussy. Craig starts to pick up the speed as he thrusts harder and harder. Chelsea moaning as Craig takes her arms and pin them behind her back as he continues to thrust in her pussy.

“Fuck baby, you pussy feels soo good” Craig says as he thrust

“Take what’s yours daddy” Chelsea moans

Craig again can’t believe what’s he hearing as he lets go of her hands and start to thrust harder as he pushes Chelsea’s head down into the pillow, after a few thrusts, Craig takes a handful of Chelsea’s hair and pulls it back as he thrusts.

“Fuck you’re being a good girl for me” Craig moans out

“Cum in your good girl” Chelsea moans out

“Fuck I’m so close” Craig exclaims

“Fill me up daddy” Chelsea moans out

Craig just decides to grab Chelsea by her hips and thrust. Both moaning hard. Craig can’t believe how good Chelsea’s pussy feels as she takes his cock. Craig was so happy to finally fuck her after years of lusting after her. Craig can feel himself getting close to exploding in Chelsea’s pussy. He takes his hand and starts to choke Chelsea as he cums and fills Chelsea pussy.

Craig cums and slowly thrusts and takes his cock out as he fills up Chelsea. Craig just collapses next to Chelsea and says “fuck you’re so great and that was anazing”

“Better than I could have expected” Chelsea says giggling. Craig kisses Chelsea and they cuddle and fall asleep.

As the two wake up Craig wakes up with the blankets off of Chelsea and how he can see is how good her ass looks. He takes the blanket and covers Chelsea as she rolls over and wakes up.

“Morning handsome” Chelsea says

“Morning beautiful” Craig answers

The two start to talk about the other night and Chelsea can notice how Craig’s dick is getting hard as they talked about.

Chelsea decides to lift off the blanket in Craig’s surprise and starts to stroke his dick. Craig surprised asks “oh what are you doing?!”

“Oh nothing, just relax” Chelsea answers as she continues to stroke.

Chelsea starts to take her mouth and suck Craig dick. With her mouth taking his whole dick down to the shaft. Twirling her tongue on the tip of his dick. Craig was too excited and let out “oh I’m gonna cum”

Chelsea continues to suck as Craig explodes n her mouth.

“You’re a demon” Craig lets out.

Chelsea swallows and kisses Craig.

Chelsea gets up and walks out to bathroom to clean up. Craig lays there in amazement and shock of what this weekend could have in store.

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tumblr user lqfiles ily u are a literary genius.

BUT AAHH FOOTBALL!!! I DONT REALLY GAF ABOUT IT BUT I WAS SO UPSET THAT TURKEY LOST 😞😞😞😞 i really dont know anything else other than turkey losing, but… it was sad! i think!

ptp makes me want to watch family guy so bad… r u secretly advertising or something.. but UM!! theyre cooking!!! i cant wait to see mc join the dark web market next episode 😍😍!!! i feel like mc and rina have to have a talk. like THE talk even. the voices have made up the theory that if karina was like girl idgaf go get ur man mc would not hold back sm.. also hc is, like,,, slowly coming to the realization that him and mc are in love and should get married and become cat parents (preferably jaemin’s cats, kidnapped) 😻

but from what i can tell ur summer is going great and i love that for u!!! yes kween 😻 ive been so stuck to my 3ds lately… i was gonna ask if you also had one and if so if you wanted to be friends but like… shittendo shut off online services so nvm 😞 uuh MUCH LOVE IMY ILY ALL OF THE ABOVE 💗💗

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omo thank you??? genius lqfiles sounds nice

OMGGGF my sister was also upset even tho she isn’t turkish but tbh i can’t complain cos they went against the netherlands and that’s unfortunately my blood.. but we got a karma this week 😑 the best thing we got from turkey out of that match was me discovering who arda güler is and me being obsessed with him now you don’t get how badly i want want him he is only a year older than me GIVE HIM TO MEEEE

YOU SHOULDDDD i haven’t watched it in so long but its so fun :333 its lowkey edgy humour (?) idk but its funny !!! i’m more of a south park girl tho </3

im saving their talk for the angsty part 😝😝😝 like spoiler but i wanna make her avoid rina after she realises she likes hc a lotttt and rina is like ??????? why are you avoiding me????? also yesss i think i’ll have one of them admit to their feelings sooon (probably y/n idk yet) and YESSS THEY SHOULD BE CO CAT PARENTS, not jaems ones tho.. he gets serious about them don’t even play

IF I HAD A 3RDS I WOULDVE ADDED YOU PLSSS i actually soooo want one but we’re highkey broke over here </3 its okay we should be friends on smrh else, you got an ea account 👀? HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY MWUAHHHH

#asks.#from 🐇 anon #( pay the price )

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curiousgworge · 9 months ago

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꒰‧⁺ (I think I) talk too much*ೃ༄

*ೃ pairing: kim jongseob x reader

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One of Jongseob’s biggest problems was that he couldn’t keep his mouth shut for his dear life.

And that is since he was a child: how many fights his parents didn’t have because they said something that Jongseob heard (and shouldn’t have) and repeated (something he also shouldn’t). He did it when his father was planning a surprise trip for his anniversary, and Jongseob told his mom, ruining it (they still traveled tho, so he didn’t fuck it all up); He did when, at 11 years old, he told all his cousins that Santa wasn’t real in the middle of Christmas dinner, making them all cry and ruining the holiday (this time he did fuck it all up, and badly).

His inability to be quiet was also an issue at his school: more often than not, his parents would have to sign teacher’s notes about the way he would talk non-stop during class; his friends liked it tho, ‘cause he always had some juicy gossip to share (but when word got out that the girlfriend of the football team’s captain was being cheated on by him, Jongseob got beat up ‘cause snitches get stitches or some crap like that).

But it wasn’t really his fault: Jongseob just loved talking. He would chat with the nice old ladies in the market and the cashiers, the new and old students in his class, and also the teachers and the janitors and the lunch lady. He would talk to everyone, about almost everything: the weather, his new favorite anime, the latest basketball game and, as he grew older, politics and new recipes to make when you live alone and your mom doesn’t cook for you anymore.

Now, as an adult, Jongseob got better at controlling his tongue, even if every now and then his friends had to kindly and lovingly ask him to just shut the fuck up. It wasn’t as big of a problem in his life as it once had, but sometimes it came back again to bite him in the ass. Like right now, and honestly, it was all his fault.

Jongseob has had a crush since the beginning of college, when you sat in front of him during some class you shared. For maybe the first time in his life, he became speechless, mesmerized by you. It’s not like you were dressed to impress, but something in the way you were so focused in whatever the teacher was saying, biting your tongue as you took notes and barely blinking made him forget he should also be paying attention, his focus solely on you.

Later, that came to bite him in the ass, ‘cause his grades were just as terrible as they could be; maybe ‘cause he spent half of his time staring at you, watching you watch the class, and the other half he would spend talking his ass off with Haku Shota, his best friend.

However, he wasn’t so sure if Shota deserved that title anymore, not when he saw that he was, in fact, waiting for him at the library for a study session, but you were also there, apparently to help both of them (even if Soul’s grades were great). The only issue was that, apparently, Jongseob was incapable of speaking with you: he would blabber and become a blushing mess, and hearing your giggles he would just become more of a mess (much to Shota’s disgust).

It took a while actually, but as Jongseob’s grades got better, his ability to speak in front of you also did, but he still passed as the shy little boy only you thought he was: he would ask you about your weekend and excitedly listen as you described the Spy x Family marathon you did, make terrible jokes just to hear you scoff and laugh and blush terribly when he realizes that he accidentally did a monologue when you asked him how to play Genshin Impact. So, with all of that, it came as a surprise to you when he asked you out.

And you became even more surprised at how much Jongseob was talking.

Sure, people get nervous, but this was a whole new level for you to see: he was sweating buckets and babbling senseless stuff, he couldn’t for his dear life talk about any topic fully, changing them as quick as he thought of them. After a while, he looked in your eyes and suddenly he realized how crazy he was being, and started laughing his ass off (which made you laugh just as hard as him), making people around you at the restaurant start looking weird. At that moment you got up and reached your hand to him, who gladly took it and you both left, leaving a 50 dollar bill in the table to pay- generous tip included-.

-I’m sorry I ruined our date- Jongseob said after a while, breaking the silence between you as you’re walking down the street- So like, if you want to leave and never talk to me again I will totally get it, I’ll kind of resent you but I’ll get over it eventually but I really wanted us to work and I want to be you so bad, maybe forever but not like forever you know-

He couldn’t even finish his line of thought- not that he had one- because you kissed him, and for the first time in his whole life not only he wasn’t talking, he wasn’t thinking at all.

-You’re adorable but boy, you do talk too much.

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