#also yes may is aged up 🤫

[0booboozefool0]

This might be the most self indulgent thing I’ve ever drawn

[hamiltonforpowerpoint]

Boone Headcanons (shoutout to @codeblackfan2020 for the inspiration)

That boy had Adhd and Autism. His special interest is rockets

He may seem “dumb” but he’s one of those self taught mfs. Give him a week, access to YouTube, and 20 dollars and he will get wherever needs to be done

He didn’t grow up with money so he’s really resourceful. He can stretch a dollar

Prone milk stache offender 😞

He plays Fortnite

For charity (week or month) he would do whatever dance the top donation was after tornados. They were mostly “Fortnite” dances

He’s a reptile daddy. Whether it’s a snake or lizard he owns something reptilian

Tyler is his best friend but Lily is his bestie. Yes there is a difference

Dr. Pepper consumer. The day they get sponsored by Dr.Pepper is the day the episode focuses entirely on Boone

He’s open to sharing but their are certain items that isn’t open EVER (Dr.Pepper shirt, hankie, certain hat, a pair of crocs)

He’s got a cousin in Cali that looks just like him but with short hair and frosted tips wink wink

He’s very serious about his commitment to certain brands/people. He won’t watch a different weather caster or eat a dish he likes at a specific dinner

He had abandonment issues. Even tho he plays it for laughs a part of him was hurt that Tyler went off to do a thing he and him specifically do

He and Lily are often in each others hair though it’s Javi who lets him know of some products that help with his hair

Boone is not his government name. He sees it on a map and goes “that mine now”

His favorite holiday is Halloween but July 4th is a close second bc fireworks

He believes in the supernatural. Aliens, ghosts, Bigfoot, anything. A commenter introduced him to Creepypasta and he fell into a month long rabbit hole

Him and the “blow me” Storm Par guy are actually frienemies

He used to have a lip ring but took it out.

Him, Lily, and Dani have their own private gc where they gossip. Let’s just say when Kate hit the scene it for spicy

They will also stay up late chatting until Dexter is like “stop giggling and go to bed 😐”

Was in foster care and aged out. Didn’t have just one home but didn’t bounce house to house either. After he aged out times were tough but he saw it through

Met Tyler individually later in life. He was already stable, had a nice job.

(This is more brewing. Boone says Tyler taught him everything he knew. So I’m guessing they met when Tyler was already chasing. Something had to draw Tyler to Boone but idk what. I’m thinking something with rockets)

^What if he worked at a fireworks store and Tyler comes in to add some flair and Boone is like “here are an array and options but a rocket could also work” and Tyler is like “where would I get a rocket” and Boone is like “🫣🤫😗

Loves all animals. Likes when they are all up on him

He gets bored easily but is also very self entertained

Doesn’t like to cry when he gets hurt. He’ll try to self medicate or crack a joke

Javi told him about how Praveen and his first reaction was to say “cool” out loud. He was MORTIFIED and apologized

He can drink his coffee black but he likes it with milk

His love language is acts of service

Not a fan a reading but he’s so good at it. Give him an instruction manual and he can read it to you like you were two

Whew! Sorry I forgot to update this. This was all I could really crank out now but as you can tell I like Brandon Boone! Let me know if you want me to Yao about other things!

[moongurl95]

Personal October 🎃Challenge 💙

saw this on Twitter but feel more comfortable posting on Tumblr 🫣 so please don't mind me reintroducing my baby B and maybe using this as an appreciation post as well 🤭

let it be known that i actually share the same first name with my baby Beatrice and i kinda just chose her last name, Hayes, from my writing pseudonym willy-nilly just cuz i was hella excited to start playing Hogwarts Legacy at the time of its release back in Feb. 🎮

Lo and behold, the further i played the game (took me a month to finish my first playthrough of her every night after my 8hour job), a backstory for Beatrice started coming up in my mind. 🤔

Suddenly, Beatrice Hayes wasn't my in-game avatar anymore but more like a younger sibling id protecc at all cost (yes, i am one of those players who played dress up with their MCs and even leave her back in the safety of her dormroom after each play session) 🙃

ive grown unexpectedly attached to her enough to start an actual fanfic (never done that with any fandoms ive been before), with our bois from Slytherin being the final nail and hammer on the coffin of my hyperfixation 😵

Also haven't started a Gryffindor playthrough after all these months (i'll get around to that eventually 😅) but here are my other baby MCs/OCs with my quick HCs of them:

on my 2nd playthrough, meet MC Cerestina Anguis 🐍 only daughter and youngest to her two, accomplished older brothers, Cersei was considered a 'defect' among her privileged Pureblood family before she came late into her Magic at 15. Motherless and with only a father seeing her as a mere pawn for marriage, Cersei does have moments of vanity, but chooses to rise above it in order to make a name for herself and find independence using her newfound Magic. Unbeknownst to her, Cersei was also promised to Ominis at a young age due to their "shortcomings" while still being of the Pureblood lineage, the young Gaunt himself is none the wiser. They meet at Hogwarts, angst ensues. But that is a story for another time 🤣

my 3rd MC, Phoebe Fidelis 🦡, is as loyal as any Hufflepuff can come as long as you can stand her chaotic crup energy on most days. Raised in a loving family of Halfbloods consisting of her parents and brothers, Phoebe was mostly content being the "Magicless middle child" until she turned 15. So other than learning to control the lycanthropy that runs in her father's bloodside, she also has to learn to wield this "Ancient Magic"?? So much for catching a break. 🥹

wanted a baby boi for my House so here's my Ravenclaw OC, Anthony Reinhart, a transferee from Beauxbatons, not much is known of him or his ulterior for coming to Hogwarts, though he may end up being a connection to Beatrice's past... 🤫

[rizavi-m]

Uwaaaa you get it! I actually planning to make my OC one of the eldest Fragaria in the continent, not in the sense of age but experience I suppose? My OC is hard worker or more appropriately workaholic which is similar to Maruri sensei! Myuuna first meeting with my OC is quite memorable because precious boy thought a ghost visit him but he quickly warmed up to my OC because of how friendly she is. Similar to Cielomort, she also took serious about the whole getting along matter, that's why she established trading with other countries. And about the teasing, yes, it did happen. As we know, Merold and Hangyon is very much someone who enjoy teasing and my OC just happen to be perfect target. They made numerous attempt to take a peek of her face but there's always something that didn't let them do so. Also, I just realized that my OC share similarity to Maruri sensei in the sense of she is actually very scary when she angry but she is hard to get angry and I can't help but think the same for Maruri sensei! Also, also if it's not a problem, may I know how you envision the town under Lord Hanamaruobake? Other than the forest, what about the house? In my case, I imagine the country to be like Kyoto in Japan or more specifically the country fill with traditional houses of Japan.

P/s: I suddenly imagine Maruri sensei give sticker to Tuxam after Noir Bouquet Ep 2, when he learn his mistake. It will be so cute.

- 🌸 anon

Your oc seems like they're always on the receiving end of all the teasing huh (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠). I'm glad Myunna warmed up to her though, I mean who wouldn't want to be friends with the bby?

With regards to how Maruri is when she's angry...

I like to think that her anger is horrifying because it is silent. Maruri is so patient and understanding, it's hard to get her to be angry. Or at least, that seems to be the case.

But that's a lore drop for another day so 🫢🤫

And for Hanamaruobake's Kingdom...

I worked on the kingdom's culture first before I thought of the other details. So it really influenced how I envisioned the kingdom's architecture and such.

That's why I decided to draw inspiration from my own home country and base Marumaru's Kingdom on Vigan City in the Philippines!

It truly fits the vibe I had thought for Maruri. I could just imagine her strolling through the streets in that setting.

And for Maruri's reaction to Tuxam's growth...

Once Tuxam shares all that had happened to Maruri, she'd definitely be so proud of her junior! She's so happy that he earned a friend like Arupek, so much so that she gave both juniors some stickers! Arupek would've immediately placed it on his water gun, but Tuxam would keep the stickers safe until he returns home and finds a proper place to put them on.

[larkral]

I’d love a director’s cut commentary for the first chapter of Good at Something if you’re up for it!

If not (and even if you are) here’s a ⭐️ to talk about another piece of writing you’d like to talk about! 😘

Ohho! Thank you SO MUCH for asking. I... uh, went a little hard on this. Good at Something may be my magnum opus? So, uh, yeah I am obviously going to take the opportunity to drop a 1,000 word meta about it. Below the cut because I don't want to destroy anyone's dash. 😘

So, the first thing to know about this story is that literally it started with me and rainnorwind(/@petedavidsonscock) yes-and'ing about Baz and Simon being in the midst of an enemies with benefits situation and Baz telling Simon he wasn't very good at blowjobs and so they might as well just snuggle and Simon being like: "fuck that, I am going to destroy you (sexually) and prove you wrong." Which, obviously that exact scenario doesn't happen in Good at Something, but hopefully the relationship between the two concepts is easy to tease out. Anyway, all due credit to rainnorwind, without whom this story would absolutely not exist. 

The first scene on this was a BITCH, because I knew when it took place (per my notes on September 8th, the day before term starts), but I didn't want the reader to have to place themselves in a specific timeline quite yet. I did want to trade on some of the things we know about canon though: namely that Simon is likely crying about The Mage being a dick to him. Baz is also obviously not numpty-kidnapped, which I never explain because it's not what this story is about. I think, however, that it's reasonable to assume that Baz's presence at Watford pre-term is also part of the reason that Agatha broke up with Simon prior to this scene, as we all know that Simon almost certainly wouldn't cheat on Ags at that point in his character arc. 

Anyway, so, all that was in the planning, but I didn't want to make any it happen onscreen, because while it established the emotional stakes for the initial scene, it's not tonally valuable for what this scene is actually doing, which is: "I imagine you could be passably good at sucking my dick." So I percolated for a LONG time on how to get to that line without too much lead up, and this is where I landed.

So, then there's the first blowjob. Which I'm not going to dissect too much, because the goal was that it happen and be a bit fraught and awkward and also exceedingly enjoyable and hot for everyone. I think I succeeded, and I hope you do too. Something interesting about this scene that I didn't even realize I was doing until re-reading this story during editing was that Baz threads his fingers in Simon's hair and adoringly focuses on his moles and freckles, which comes up on every or nearly every sexy scene in this whole story. And it started here, y'all. 

Okay then, Simon's POV comes in and guys he LoVeD it. Also like, okay you can have some of his emotional backstory, if you insist. Also I very subtly and suavely mention the visitings. No reason for that, I'm sure. 😉🤫😂

At this point I feel honor bound to mention that the emotional arc for Baz is loosely going from despair that Simon is having sex with him and doesn't like him to the realization that Simon does like him, and Simon goes through a similar thing, the actual primary arc for Simon is going from extreme self doubt (because he's been continually asked as the chosen one to do things that put him badly out of his depth and offered little to no practical or emotional support on those tasks) to self assurance because he is in fact Good At Something. As several reviewers pointed out, this is a very Simon positive story, a vibe I embrace with gusto. 

So, blowjob number two may be my favorite blowjob of this fic. Or maybe I feel that way about all of the blowjobs in this fic? Hard to say, really. But the full section after Baz says he wants to come on Simon's face is, in my humble opinion, out of this world good. Legitimately it makes me weak and I cannot believe I wrote it I love it so goldarn much. 

Blowjob number three! Wherein the lead up includes for, again, no reason whatsoever, an extensive description of why Baz has spent next to no time in their room this far in the semester. Mysterious. And of course this is the through-the-pants blowjob Which they both feel some kinda way about.  As did many readers, and honestly as do I. 

Fun fact about this blowjob! It was completely absent in the first draft of this story. The first draft moved immediately from bathroom blowjob to music room blowjob and also didn't yet include the idea that all the blowjobs were visitor-blocking Natasha. After finishing the first draft of chapters 1-3(ish) I had to really self-reflect and decide whether and how much I wanted the ¡surprise! plot to play into the story. And in order to get the plot to work better, I decided I just *had to* add a couple more blowjobs. You know, for plot reasons.

And I couldn't be happier about that, because this section includes one of my absolute favorite lines:

It's like a mystery, like a puzzle, like a maze and a sphynx and a faerie's curse and all the while I know where I'm going. I know where I need to be, and I know that I'm taking him with me and when he tightens his fingers in my hair and strokes his knuckles against my temple and gasps and gasps, I know we're getting there, we're almost there.

As well as a dark horse line that approximately 50% of reviewers called out: "His fingers tease at the points of fabric like an oft-opened envelope—like I'm a letter he's tucked away in his chest pocket to be read again and again."

And also like, okay, since this is an exercise in navel-gazing, I'll just toot my own horn once again: I think this is a very hot blowjob scene. 

And then a tiny bit of Simon angst, because, (spoilers,) the "there" they're getting to is emotional intimacy as well as physical intimacy. Hard to believe, but as the author I can assure you it's true.

Fin ;-)

P.S. if you were into this, please prepare yourself I am definitely going to be doing one for the last chapter of Good at Something as well.

[tkwrtnewsfeed]

Newsfeed #133 May 2, 2023 (2 Lótessë)

You are about to read the Legolas origin story shortly. But first, a few notes. (You didn't think you'd have to do homework first, did you?)

So, anyway, that story is found in two places 1) @trenarnolegolaslasgalen (regular version), and 2) @tkwrtrilogylasttale (extended version). The extended version combines plot points from the extended version of his father's story.

(Yeah, this guy. The subject of Book II: The Saga of Thranduil @tkwrtrilogy and @tkwrtrilogy2, and the extended version @extendedtkwrtrilogyend). Oh, now you remember. Moving on.

Now, back to Legolas. The story begins today. Yay! I will not go into the details of how hard it was to get what is going up first done, but it was more harrowing than the first season of Rings of Power (or so I've been told). For those who read the books on WordPress, we're fixing that due to the minor hiatus Book I is going through.

Oh, in case you didn't know about Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen (@tkwrtrilogy3), it takes place during this part except in actual Middle-Earth (Arda/Endor). We're almost nearing the end of the First Age, so we're WAY ahead of the television show. To be fair, I started this book in 2015, so I had a head start. Now, back to Legolas.

Yes, this book will take him on the Fellowship--just as soon as he grows up. Just so you know, he's going to do a lot of growing up like his father did in his story. I mean, it IS an origin story. Also, some things from his dad's story will overlap. It's supposed to do that. It's a generational family epic set in Middle-Earth. Uh, yeah. 🤪

Now for those that often read this on WordPress--it's coming. We have to set it up for the pause between the middle of Book I and the beginning of Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen*.

For those that don't know: There are actually TWO Legolas' in Tolkien (the first one makes his appearance in Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen). He is an elf from Gondolin and his name is Legolas Greenleaf. Oropher (whose story got preempted by my family pulling a Jamie Spears on me--later about that) knew the first Legolas. Can't imagine how it got transferred to this Legolas (yet 🤫).

Wait! There's more (that you'll have to wait until after I post the first excerpt of Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen). I'm sure you'll like it.

Yeah, so enjoy what is about to be a really long book. 😁

And don't forget, after this one, there are 3 other books:

The Song of Seven Rivers (the story of Legolas' mother) @tkwrtsongofsevenrivers

Of Lords & Kings: The Legacy of Dale (about the Bardings) @oflordsandkingstkwrtbook

And coming soon (or eventually) is Loremasters: The Keepers of the Tales. (TBA)

Yeah, I think we're done here--for now.

*Lasgalen is Greenleaf in Sindarin (and Sindarin is Quendi for Grey Elven Language).

[lea-heartscxiv]

SK8 ~Golden Week: Showing Spain. The big party~ - 05/05/23 (May 5th in Spain ~ Last day) [Part 2/2]

Ainosuke as promised day they celebrated his birthday (Sunday in Spain, during afternoon where in Japan it was May 1st) is showing a bit of Spain to everyone in Golden Week, and this was last day, day 5.

You can read below cut line part 2 of 2 or complete on our Blogger where you can see too extras of Day 5. (From me and @van-yangyin). Go here to read part 1 if you want to read it on Tumblr.

Blogger: English | Español

You can read below cut line ↓

Everything written at the end with this * symbol, is Spanish conversation.

Once inside, Kojiro and José heated up the leftovers in the fridge and cut up some Serrano ham.

José: Guys, today we know it's your last night in Spain, so let's celebrate in style!*

In addition to the food that Kojiro and José prepared with the leftovers from the fridge, Miya went to get the freshly made juice that they put in there to refresh. By the way, Kojiro... What's with that look and smile towards Pilar?

Well, that has a simple explanation (or at least so far), Kojiro made chocolate pancakes with strawberries in the shape of a heart and is watching and waiting for Pilar's reaction. 🤫

At first, the idea was to eat outside, on the terrace. But a downpour of those short cloudburst more typical of summer than spring in Spain, started suddenly, and finally they decided to eat inside.

Once they had finished eating and talking, it seemed that the rain had stopped, so they could do another of the things they had planned for the evening, but when it started to rain they didn't know if it would be possible: fireworks!

Langa and Reki were the first to light some.

Langa: Reki, I'm going first!

Reki: What color will come out?

Ainosuke: Langa-kun, wonderful choice!

Reki: But if he chose randomly...

Ainosuke: Destiny predestined it! Finished in the shape of a heart.

Kaoru: It also looks pink.

Reki: It's my turn! Yellow and white! 

Miya: White can't be you, you're not much of a perfectionist. (Miya refers to meaning of the color white, one of its qualities is that of perfectionism, as well as purity and innocence. Source)

Reki: Miya...

Kaoru: Finished in pink? ✨

Kojiro: Wouldn't it be the mix of red and white from before?

Kaoru: Don't be a killjoy.... 💢

Kojiro: Kaoru, shall we light one at a time?

Kaoru: I'll light it better than you.

Kojiro: We'll see about that!

Between pushes they lit it at the same time.

Miya: It's JoeCherry fireworks.

Kaoru: Don't name us a pairing, besides why should I be behind? Clearly I like to...

Kojiro: Kaoru, don't say that in front of Miya!

Kaoru: Why, shouldn't he have a minimum knowledge of certain things at his age?

Kojiro: Clearly not private things like this.

Miya: I was just; innocently; putting a name to those fireworks. It wasn't that deep.

Reki: Well... Miya, you're just not very innocent...

Miya: Yes I am in those things that adults are talking about! 😤

Miya: Shadow, can you help me?

Hiromi: Yes, I don't want you to burn yourself, choose and I'll light them for you.

Miya: Let's see... This one, this one and this one!

Hiromi: That many?

Miya: You've given me a choice... Oh, look! AdaJoeReki fireworks!

Reki: Miya! 😫

Miya: Ouch 😣💦 Hehehe, Slime I told you it's not that deep! 😆

José, Pilar and the others also lit some and in the last remaining fireworks....

Tadashi: Ainosuke-sama, would you like to light some?

Ainosuke: Of course. Let's see what destiny has prepared.

Between the two of them, they lit fireworks.

Ainosuke: Well... Langa-kun didn't come out.... What a disappointment... 😔 «Blue, red and white... Tadashi...» - thinking.

Tadashi: But, Ainosuke-sama, there's blue.

Ainosuke: Tadashi, clearly that's my blue. Langa-kun's blue is beautifully light blue. The red is also me and the white.... Who could it be? *looking at Tadashi* Of course that one is...

Tadashi: It is his purity, goodness, greatness, wisdom and honesty.

Ainosuke: Indeed. Tadashi, more!

Amidst fireworks and dancing, the end of that wonderful day came and also the end of the Golden Week for the eight of them, since the next day they had to get back on the plane to return to Okinawa and once they arrived at their destination, each one would return to their daily routines.

~End of Day 5 of Golden Week and End of Golden Week~

[punkscowardschampions]

Mafi First Convo

Fi: Official welcome committee duties dictate I send this, but be aware I would anyway

Mattie: Oh my, well, officially and unofficially, thank you!

Mattie: Tiresome as the committee sounds for you, I can assure you it is appreciated by me and I hope that helps somewhat 😊

Fi: with me at it’s head, absolutely not 😉 rest assured everyone is 🥳 myself included

Mattie: It is truly admirable you have any 🥳 left in you for first day back

Mattie: though perhaps I shouldn’t make too much of a thing about it, as a teacher who is thrilled to be here and so should ALL pupils, of course 😏

Fi: thrilled as I am to be admired, I’m also raring to go with this term in or out of the new teacher’s inbox 

Mattie: Ah yes, of course, just this year to go

Mattie: I remember that euphoria well

Fi: you can call it just yesterday without the horror of nobody around you keeping a remotely straight face, so few other staff members are getting away with such a thing

Mattie: Oh Lord, is there anything more 👩‍🦳 than how wistful I sounded there ?!!

Fi: No, don’t worry, it’s the ‘when I was your age’ sized baggage [her mother’s name, whether that’s mrs whatever or her actual, depending what the students call her because say you’ve got mummy issues without saying you’ve got mummy issues lol] is helping me carry into said school year, she should be feeling her age and I, apparently, should be acting it, in spite of mine not being [however old her mum is]

Mattie: I was… shall we say forewarned, that I had [likewise however we’re rolling which I imagine is Mrs surname because not claiming to know your mother any better than that yet]’s daughter in my form

Fi: 😆 I love when my reputation correctly precedes me, I’ve worked hard to cultivate it from age 11, what a waste if you heard wrong

Mattie: If anyone should know you, it would be your mother 😅

Fi: imagine if she was privy to the top-notch school goss! But we’ve gotta keep the 🍇 vine withered and dead or I can kiss goodbye to Head Girl 🤫🔒

Mattie: I’m certain it’s a case of what a mother/teacher doesn’t know, can’t hurt her, yes?

Fi: maybe but /teacher feels cruel in present company

Mattie: As you pointed out, it hasn’t been that many years for me, I know how these things work and I’d not ask you to deviate on my behalf, Head Girl or otherwise

Fi: you know how to play the game

Fi: you’ll fit in amazingly

Mattie: I hope I won’t be offending if I take that as a compliment and it was intended as a dig? My ego doesn’t feel entirely 🏹 but I’m sure those older teachers may see me as green

Mattie: but, speaking of fitting in, you can recall the new girl from form time in 5th form, Dolly?

Fi: I take archery too seriously to pick such an easy 🎯

Fi: would be what I would say, if I was making an intentional dig, miss

Fi: And yep, I make a point of introducing myself to all the new girls

Mattie: Your sporting prowess was another topic of conversation, of course

Mattie: and please, feel free to call me Mattie

Mattie: we’re practically on an even keel and honestly, I am at a deficit in comparison to your knowledge about this place

Mattie: hence I was wondering if you could show Dolly the ropes and keep a general eye on her? She’s quiet but easygoing… I don’t think it should be too taxing a job 🤞

Fi: the 🏆🥇🥈 filing the cabinet speak for themselves, thank god, what a boring conversation otherwise 🥱 I prefer a humbler brag if needs seriously must

Fi: no fear, Mattie, new girls of any age get mentored like the year 7s do, until they show us they’re old hats, it’s part of my role here

Mattie: Actions and wins speak for themselves, eh 

Mattie: I just know she has come here after a bit of a tough time so a friendly face if she needs any assistance will be greatly appreciated

Fi: my face is the friendliest 😁 but if I had any deficit, to borrow your vocab from you, my dog would pick up the slack

Mattie: Oh my Gosh, what’s his name? 🤭

Fi: Guess, you won’t be able to ever!

Mattie: This is when I expose myself for having lacking general knowledge and quizzing skills too, oh no!

Mattie: Does it match your name, the energy, origin…? 🤔

Fi: I’ll give you a single clue, he’s named for my love of history

Mattie: Ooh, well he’s surely much too big to be a Napoleon

Mattie: I can’t claim a comprehensive knowledge of his love life but Henry doesn’t feel right either… What about a… Winston?

Fi: nope, you’re thinking too contemporary

Mattie: Caesar?

Mattie: And I will only do one more guess before I give up, to be a good sport!

Fi: 🥶

Mattie: 😨

Mattie: Umm, Aristotle? I know it isn’t but a good guess is truly alluding me

Fi: you were closest with Henry, or should I say his love life

Mattie: Not me misgendering this poor creature too! 😣

Fi: 😅 not at all, that you got right

Mattie: Is he a poet, perhaps a playwright?

Fi: I’ll help you, he’s named for the pet of a historical figure

Mattie: Gosh, please tell me you plan to study history next year, I couldn’t bear for this knowledge to go to waste

Fi: If they’ll have me

Mattie: This feels like an education in itself, I will definitely be looking up historical figures and their pets later

Mattie: currently, it would be cheating

Fi: good thinking, you do some homework and get back to me, miss

Mattie: You have to set a hand-in date, Fi

Fi: by the end of the day, I don’t have the patience for a longer deadline than that, neither does my dog, who you’re bound to hear somebody calling if I leave it and leave it

Mattie: True, I shall see what I can do, given it will only be a one-word answer, that seems like a fair deadline

Fi: no help from your brand new colleagues, [the history teacher] in particular, I’ll know 

Mattie: I would never

Mattie: It would be the hollowest of victories

Fi: I’d be most upset at having to deny you 🏆🥇 on your first day here, it’s too unsporting

Mattie: They’ll never have me on any team if I prove to be such a cheat, you’re adhering to the rules to a T 🏆🥇👱🏻‍♀️

Fi: What clubs are you signed up for?

Mattie: I’m definitely going to help out with Drama, myself and miss [the drama teacher] did our training together so whenever she needs a spare stagehand

Mattie: Apparently the running club would benefit from a member of staff too and I’m a keen runner so that’s another one for the list but I am open to your suggestions or any hot goss on that front

Mattie: the list is endless!

Fi: I’ll see you at 🏃🏼‍♀️ without having to cheat, but I’ve only been allowed in one play, my first and last, which to a newbie could be classed as hot goss I suppose

Fi: who knew it’s the worst form and frowned upon to close a trap door on your scene partner rather than continue? Not me

Mattie: I mean, I do consider that quite titillating information

Mattie: working trap doors mixed with teenagers is perhaps an oversight on the school’s behalf 

Fi: in my humble opinion I saved the play, and de-escalated what would have otherwise become a real life sword fight, but opinions differ 

Mattie: As [this drama teacher] is also a newbie, I’m sure she’d have no qualms in letting you take another, figurative, stab at it, if you wanted

Mattie: but it’ll be good to hit the track with you

Fi: to level with you, I was only interested in the ⚔️ this was my pre-fencing days

Fi: have you ever tried fencing? I’m obsessed

Mattie: I haven’t but I would love to!

Mattie: I was a ballet girl, in my youth, that took up almost all my energy and focus in terms of sport

Fi: ballet was fun too, my father used to take me, that was pre-divorce days

Mattie: At the risk of sounding like a 👩‍🦳 again, your energy must be boundless

Fi: I’ve been tested, but whatever my deficits, they aren’t officially in attention or called a disorder

Mattie: I didn’t think that, and even if they were, it seems like you make the most out of all the gifts you’ve been given

Mattie: You’d get on well with my older sister, she’s super sporty, HATED ballet though

Fi: he wanted a daughter who was 😊🩰🎀 but I don’t like to box myself in

Mattie: Sensible, no one thrives in a box

Mattie: which is very much the same reason my sister was put into ballet, that was pre-divorce too

Fi: it makes sense, as much as it can, with already having a son pre-marriage, parents are stereotypically fixed in their wants

Mattie: I think all parents have expectations

Mattie: it’s no child’s obligation to meet them all, if that is even possible

Mattie: but I try to have sympathy for a parent when things go entirely the opposite way to their imaginings 

Mattie: not to say I’m talking about you there, gosh, please do not think that

Fi: hilarious if she’s opened up to you about me that much on your first day, also alarming, I’d be forced to check her water bottle hasn’t been spiked

Mattie: That was wholly unprofessional of me 😶 I was truly thinking about my sister but that isn’t much better of me, sorry

Fi: I’m joking, she’d never be unprofessional, it’s all she cares about, you’ll be pushing it to get a ‘how was your evening?’

Fi: but your poor sister, no wonder it’s on your mind

Mattie: Oh she’s fine now, honest

Mattie: but we’ve all had our own boxes to fight against, I think

Fi: you said she’s older, is she the oldest?

Fi: as Allegra’s oldest, I relate to how small the box often feels 

Mattie: She is, yes

Mattie: I have heard that, especially for eldest girls

Fi: it does feel like you can’t win

Mattie: You give her so much to be proud of, surely

Fi: I give her a headache, above all

Mattie: She has a stressful job, I bet the other girls in her charge also have a lot to do with it

Fi: You’re gonna be an excellent form teacher for all the girls they’ve given you

Mattie: I really hope so, I will try to be

Mattie: it’s sweet of you to say

Fi: you’re sweet, and a good listener, like my fave bartender

Fi: not that I have one of those while it’s still technically illegal 😶

Mattie: 🙉 currently, though

Mattie: it would be awful form to have to tell you off right now, I *think* what you do outside of school hours is technically your business but I’d have to add that re-read of the rules to my homework pile

Fi: I think you should give me a practise telling off, being too sweet in your classes might cause you your own headache

Mattie: You’d die laughing

Mattie: if I’m 😁 they’ll all want to behave and do their work… right ?!! 😅

Fi: not to your face

Fi: play along, Mattie, be a sport

Mattie: 😬 Gah, alright then, tell me again and I’ll respond in the textbook stern fashion

Fi: [tell her a story she did not ask for about your antics at your fave bar, being scandalous so she’ll ‘tell you off’ haha]

Mattie: … What gave you the impression that was a suitable story to tell?

Fi: I knew it wasn’t which is why I told it

Mattie: No one here is impressed, in fact, I have a headache about the paperwork already

Mattie: not only have you ensured a stop is put to your own ‘good time’ but I have to take appropriate measures to make sure you’re suitably punished, at the expense of my own free time

Fi: amazing

Mattie: 💐 are acceptable or 👏 at a pinch

Mattie: I don’t think they would have passed me if I couldn’t fake it

Fi: what flowers do you like? school grounds will limit my 💐 making but if you promise not to tell me off I’ll go further afield as needed

Mattie: I do adore sweet peas 

Mattie: and I did spy some on the grounds

Fi: oh miss, you really wanna keep me caged, you are well trained

Mattie: I don’t know if we go with the word ‘caged’

Mattie: keeping you here between the hours of [a school day] is at least partially what they’re paying me for, I grant you

Fi: Where did you study? I remember you telling us when you were here on placement but I’ve forgotten the specifics, it’s local, London, but otherwise I’m lost and I’d have to use a fair few guesses

Mattie: Greenwich, my dad went there and loved it, it’s also not too far from home, which I still needed at that time

Fi: you probably don’t know how it’s ranked for history, do you?

Fi: I’m not sure where to go

Mattie: I don’t think it ranks highly, it’s not a prestigious Uni, in particular 

Mattie: Are you thinking you want to stay local or go further afield?

Fi: as usual I’m torn, my dad would like me local to him in [whatever foreign country he lives in] but I’d like to stay here, or closer than that, anyway

Mattie: That is a tough decision, a real grass is always greener conundrum too, potentially

Mattie: I know people who stayed home and wish they hadn’t and people who found being too far very difficult and regretted it

Mattie: You still have ‘til [the UCAS deadline] thank goodness, I used every day I had to make my choices 😅

Fi: time to pick sweet peas and count the petals to make a decision without sacrificing your entire bouquet supply to my ??!

Mattie: I should allow it but I’d be a little gutted 🤏

Mattie: I’d smell the indecision in the air with every petal

Fi: I can’t allow it, upsetting teachers is only fun when it’s [and list the ones who you don’t like/don’t like you]

Mattie: That isn’t a list I want to join, must be said

Mattie: not just because I’ve been told of the archery and fencing skills, as well as the trapdoor incident 

Fi: please don’t, I had the worst form tutor in [pick a year, it doesn’t matter] 

Mattie: I think we’ll get along just fine

Mattie: as one of my 6th and Head Girl to boot, we’re a team more than I’m an adversary

Fi: I get the feeling you wouldn’t make me cry, unlike she who must not be named, because she still works here

Mattie: That’s awful, I’m so sorry

Fi: I don’t do that anymore, she killed the urge after a solid fortnight

Mattie: Did you speak to anyone else, like another member of staff, I mean?

Fi: I tried but she thought I was being overdramatic, I don’t know if she didn’t believe I was actually crying or just didn’t believe why warranted it

Mattie: That shouldn’t have been allowed to stand, whether someone else feels the situation requires any level of upset is so irrelevant, you were and feelings are meant to be respected for what they are, not forced into rationality

Fi: I warned the other girls about her, it’s my yearly crusade

Fi: hopefully it’s established lore by the time I leave

Mattie: it’s very apparent, how much you truly care about the others

Mattie: I see why you made Head Girl

Fi: We have to look out for each other, particularly if some of the people whose job it is aren’t going to do it

Mattie: It’s one of the things I admired about this place, the genuine closeness

Fi: it is genuine, not in a ‘run, Mattie, you’ve joined a cult’ way, I promise

Mattie: 😌 a lot of these kids need that second family, that belonging and support

Mattie: I’m looking forward to being part of it, however small

Fi: I’ll miss being part of it

Mattie: I bet, it’s been an even bigger part of your life than most

Fi: I’d come back and teach here but Allegra and I might kill each other

Mattie: You’d make an excellent teacher

Fi: I know, but she’d snap at having to be professional towards me

Mattie: There are lots of schools and lots of opportunities for you both, see what the future brings, Fi

Fi: you didn’t go to boarding school, did you?

Mattie: No, I didn’t

Fi: thank god, I pride myself on being able to tell and I’m yet to be wrong, you could’ve ruined my streak, Mattie

Mattie: 😮‍💨 collective sigh of that that didn’t happen

Mattie: I do want to know what the tells are, however

Fi: see if you can figure them out based on the list I’m about to give you of have and have nots

Fi: [drop that list, all the tea and shade lol]

Mattie: I can tell you’ve been here for the duration

Mattie: comprehensive and accurate on all counts 🤭

Fi: it’s like those relatives you don’t see often but when you do they hardcore overstay and share and you find out more than you bargained, is the closest comparison to coin for my insider knowledge

Fi: but you’re welcome to practise grade me

Mattie: I *could*

Mattie: but I don’t know if I qualify as the expert for the flip side of this school experience coin

Fi: this could be your first and last opportunity, not teaching me, to award me a [the equivalent of an A cos grades are different now and idk], live a little 

Mattie: If my 6th formers aren’t getting [the equivalent of A and A*s] then I’ve not done my job well enough, obviously 😏

Mattie: I can’t hand them out like 🍬 or ⭐️ but you’re certainly working towards

Fi: I won’t tell your 6th formers anything 🤫🔒

Mattie: A box of for a 💐 is standard payment, what’s your favourite?

Fi: if you hand me a box of ⭐️ nowhere and no one in school is safe

Fi: 🍬? [why has my mind gone blank on every chocolate or sweet that exists, I will come back and put one when I think lol]

Mattie: No amount of 🤫🔒 will stop that sticker outbreak from getting back to my endless supply of ⭐️!

Mattie: I’ve had an idea though, I’ll surprise you

Fi: cool, I’m looking forward to seeing if you can

Mattie: As subpar as my detective skills have proved, I’d be surprised myself if yours were that keen

Fi: but what if they are? 

Fi: we’ll soon run out of surprises for each other

Mattie: Wait and see ✨

Mattie: If I surprise you this time, then my track record stands us in good stead 

Fi: an exciting prospect for any teacher to have a top-notch track record

Fi: it’ll be great fun having you here

Mattie: Thanks, I’m hoping so too

Mattie: I had a lot of fun on my placement, hence the return

Fi: I did my fair share of welcome wagon-ing that first day too, it’d be hard to live down if I scared you off with it, my own track record would be at stake

Mattie: You’re not scary, not a challenge to prove me wrong 😅

Mattie: there’s absolutely nothing wrong in knowing how to have fun, I’d count it in your favour

Fi: which is why you’ll get surprises and [teachers we love to shade] shan’t! 

Mattie: 🥳🥳

Mattie: I am in this job for the surprises, honestly

Fi: oh how easily I could make those words your famous last if I wasn’t bound by my honour as Head Girl

Mattie: heavy is the head atop the blazer with the special badge 🤷‍♀️

Fi: you would think you’d joined a cult if I stole your flowers to fashion into a crown

Mattie: My love for a flower crown would get me into that kind of mess… I used to steal my poor neighbour's flowers from her hanging baskets 😱

Fi: We’d get along so famously, I have so many childhood anecdotes about getting in trouble, and having, shall we say, niche interests I’d go above and beyond for 😄

Fi: when my friends were in their disney princess era, I named all of my fave toys for Henry VIII’s wives and reenacted their grizzly fates accordingly

Fi: on another occasion I insisted we turned the garden into a plague pit and they all lie there, in what was essentially a child labour dug mass grave, until I was bored of the game

Mattie: You can’t beat the storylines Henry gave us, rivals any disney film by a longshot, as well as the [kardashians of this era]

Mattie: That’s amazing though, history in action, I loved dragging my family around many a palace or castle to play at princess warrior knight

Fi: Allegra and her husband would have been delighted to drag and lock me into a castle when they found my baby brother wrapped up like a mummy and me in the midst of trying to stick a spoon and straw up his nose 😆

Mattie: 😲🤭 two pairs of eyes is not enough to watch little kids, I have no idea how anyone has their own or works with them

Fi: it’s a miracle he survived my curiosity into childhood, poor thing

Mattie: I saw him running off to his school this AM, he seems robust, a big sister will do that to you

Fi: I have to try, his parents will baby him horribly if left to their own devices

Mattie: I think when there’s a gap like that, that can be the impulse sometimes

Fi: and he is their pre-menopause miracle, I guess

Fi: but I didn’t say that because it’s not kind to discuss 👩‍🦳 

Mattie: 🤐 from me

Fi: personally, if I had an on tap excuse to hand out for why I was being a grump to everyone I’d shout about it, but maybe that’s just me

Mattie: I suppose if you can’t help but be a grump and you’d really like not to be, it’s a bit sensitive 

Fi: would she like not to be? is that your true first impression?

Mattie: I can’t imagine a world where anyone wants to be anything other than happy, really

Mattie: some people just struggle

Fi: I like the sound of your imagination

Mattie: I know it’s naive but I have to believe that 

Mattie: or there’s no hope for certain people

Fi: sometimes I feel jaded, I’d rather naive if there’s an option

Mattie: there’s a whole 🌈 out there

Mattie: isn’t jaded just another box?

Fi: a box made of jade, perhaps, one for the dressing table

Mattie: You don’t strike me as ornamental

Fi: ouch, I don’t think I’ve ever been called ugly in such a pretty way

Mattie: That is not what I meant!

Mattie: I meant you’re not going to just sit on any shelf to be admired, it was very much a compliment of your character

Fi: okay, we can avoid two form tutors making me cry

Mattie: I would never say such a thing and you’d do well to never believe it from anyone, such a clear falsehood

Fi: I’ll do my best not to give in to the teenage urge while I still am one, it wouldn’t set the right example to the younger girls

Mattie: That’s the spirit 🌷🐇🧁💙

Fi: You pull me in different directions, on the one hand I wish you had been here to teach for my more formative years, but on the other you should’ve been here for yours as a pupil

Mattie: I would have loved it here, I wanted constant sleepovers, always having my friends with me, boarding, in that sense, would be ideal

Mattie: I dread to think the bad influence I would have been on poor 11-year-old you, being, what, 15, 16 myself?

Fi: I’d still have been the bad influence, I think we both know that

Mattie: 😋

Mattie: How rude of you to doubt my bad girl era

Fi: I have to doubt the unknown, a little

Mattie: There is such thing as a healthy dose of scepticism, true

Fi: and if I dwell on your bad girl era I’ll have to know everything, which goes against my self made promise not to get you into trouble quite yet

Mattie: My lips are sealed 🤐 

Fi: it’s hard work being good, I may be on the wrong track imagining I can make a career out of it too

Mattie: The nunnery or the law?

Mattie: but tell me about it, I’m keenly aware there are [however many girls are in this house, I’m sure it’s not exactly 50 every time but around that] of you that I have to keep on a good path, somehow

Fi: I’ll help you, nobody has demanded it has to be an entirely boring straight and narrow all the time

Mattie: And there’s the rest of the staff too, it isn’t solely on my shoulders to be 😇

Mattie: I don’t think anyone truly connects with that but maybe connection isn’t as important as I think it is in this role

Fi: trust yourself, connection is very important

Mattie: seeing your teacher is just as human as you, with their own life outside of the lessons too, surely that would lead you to want to see learning as collaborative, rather than me reeling off facts from a PowerPoint

Mattie: and hopefully, anyone with a problem would be more inclined to reach out if they know I’ve not got the room to be a judgmental cow about it 

Mattie: that’s just my soapbox, though

Fi: it’s a box we can make an exception for

Mattie: And your surprise, I hope

Fi: I’d almost forgotten my surprise is a real thing you’re organising, as something else not to dwell on because it’s too exciting

Mattie: ⏲

Mattie: Are you studying in a friend’s dormie, where would you like me to leave said surprise? 

Fi: [drop the deets because I’m sure you are]

Fi: yours will be in your room

Fi: [letting you know here and now that she’s obvs left the flowers looking cute af in some bottle or jar but also she will have drawn this gal a map, that unlike the functional one Lulu drew for her first day begrudgingly to help her get around, is a literal work of art and not actually functional, like those old ones with insane scale and pics of sea monsters and mermaids like we want but of parts of this school as different countries, you know the vibe, it’ll definitely take her ages to do] 

Mattie: [I LOVE everything about that boo, she will be obsessed, don’t mind us, being very gay from the off here]

Fi: [nothing platonic about the amount of work you’ve shamelessly put into drawing that to balance out how quickly you picked the flowers and the fact they weren’t a surprise]

Mattie: [there isn’t anything platonic about any of this, I’m sorry, like will we bake for other gals, of course, but did we rush to do it on our first day and get magic stars to make it an in-joke? No hun]

Fi: [which is why I already love y’all and cannot wait for you to see each other at this engagement party, lord knows the happy couple are too dry to be having any fun]

Mattie: [and there isn’t a power dynamic because she isn’t her teacher and there’s barely an age gap, soz haters, fight with the wall, jemily does as they please]

Fi: [they are similar to Java in that way which I love because they are your parents, soz that you’re literally encouraged to be besties with your form tutor and confide in them about shit, which is all y’all are doing til she leaves]

Mattie: [also in this particular scenario, Mattie is the newbie, Fi has the experience and the power behind her, she could get Mattie fired if she wanted, it isn’t all age]

Fi: [agreed, oh the many places we could bebop to, do you wanna keep doing school or skip, what are you feeling gal?]

Mattie: [I think it might be fun to skip to engagement, as long as we’re both firm on the vibe of this school year, there’s no reason we can’t… we may come back and commit ourselves to stuff in said year later but as a first write and toe dip, I wouldn’t mind]

Fi: [I’m down too, as Winnie had the idea and it’s fresh in our minds + lowkey the era we properly wanna set y’all I think we can, we love to hop around with everybody so we can always come back at any point but I think this first day sets the vibe and tone of how y’all were during school well enough we both know what’s up]

Mattie: [agreed girly pops, I will post this so we can re-read the first convo separately later if we wanna]

Fi: [good thinking, me like it’s not very long and then remembering it’s literally set over a school day so it is pretty long actually lol]

Mattie: [like we could say our thank yous for the respective gifts here too but might die from how gay it is lmao]

Fi: [my boo says we gotta pace ourselves haha, I’m sure this bitch will say it in person when she sees her next like the AM after anyway so, purely to be more extra about it]

Mattie: [me like thank the lord Lulu is not in your form, be trying to poison your next batch casually]

Fi: [we did you a real favour there ladies, you don’t even know]

Mattie: [her at this engagement ignoring Gabe on all counts, very funny]

Fi: [again y’all are welcome Sekhmet is there being the most distracting or Fi you’d be in danger, girl]

Mattie: [it’ll keep her off your trail whilst we need her to be aka so Mattie doesn’t choke immediately and can’t go through with it]

Fi: [we’ve been smart, have you got an outfit already done from before? Cos maybe you could post one of these hoes together now, but anyway I’ll shh and let you post this]

[lov-struck-game]

FAQ

1. What is the basic premise of this dating sim?

TO BE REVEALED 🤫👀🔍

2. Where will this game be available?

This game will be available on itch.io .

3. What is the content rating? How will you ensure players get what they signed up for?

The game is rated T by Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) standards. There will be violence and mentions of violence, occasional strong language, and non-explicit suggestive themes. You are playing a dating sim with the League of Villains, there will be bloodshed. 

Regarding strong language, we are using a combination of what is acceptable in BNHA canon, what is generally acceptable in the T-rating, and what is acceptable in PG-13 films. Our Head Writers have created an in-depth guide to the T-rating for the writing team and will ensure that every interaction on every route meets these content expectations. 

4. How is Toga’s route being handled?

Due to Toga’s age, we are being very careful about how we handle the romantic aspect of her route. On all routes, references or interactions involving kissing, light/non-sexual flirting, and thinking someone is pretty/handsome/cute/attractive are both acceptable and expected in a dating sim. However, the Head Writers have put a solid ban on any material more sexually suggestive than that for Toga’s route. “You absolutely may not sexualize Toga’s body” is a direct quote from our content guide.

5. Can players choose their own gender? 

Yes! Our Player Character is written to be gender-neutral and players will select their pronouns during the introduction. 

6. What can you tell us about your Player Character?

The Player Character is not a straightforward player self-insert. Players will be actively involved in making choices for the Player Character, yes, but this character also has a fully developed background and motivations, a distinctive personality and voice, and a character arc over the course of the game. 

Without giving away too many spoilers about the Player Character, they have a pre-set Quirk that can have a wide variety of in-universe uses. 

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Back (kinda) from Hiatus May ‘23

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Something Wicca This Way Comes: A Documentary By LJFoxie (slowly ongoing)

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Welcome to my Simblr! I have a list of stories, most ongoing, I don’t have a schedule, I post sporadically. Yes I’m a hot mess of disorganisation! My content is often NSFW containing bad language, gory themes and just basically 18+ stuff so if that kind of thing offends you, then they’re not for you. 🤫 I do try to tag appropriately but sometimes I forget, I do get reminded though and I go back and do it so...there you go!

So a few things about me:

My name is Linda Jane.

I am in my forties.

I’m Scottish and live in East Ayrshire, Scotland.

I have a one year old Labrador named Bonnie who is keeping me sufficiently busy right now! My last pet, Poppy the Labrador, crossed the rainbow bridge in January 2021 at the tender age of 14! She had a good life, but I miss her terribly! Bonnie has given me a reason to get up in the morning after losing her!

I have played The Sims since the very beginning. I started sharing my stories in 2011 with a Sims 3 Legacy called The Shylife Of Kitty Von Strunkle, I got to generation 10 before my game gave out! That’s also where Love Drunk started, I have since converted Laixter to TS4.

I crochet, work with resin and polymer clay, I love crafts!

I bake birthday cakes, I’m an amateur but I make them for friends and family.

My favourite bands of all time are Bon Jovi and Green Day.

My favourite shows are Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Smallville, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, The Umbrella Academy, The Boys, Good Omens, Lucifer, any comic book related shows and most of the Arrowverse (couldn’t get into Batwoman tho)

I have a side blog with my stories here: LJ’s Stories so feel free to give it a follow.

Anyway that’s just a bit about me, feel free to follow me, I usually follow back because I love to see other people’s creations and stories! If you have a blank profile, I will probably report and block for fear you’re a porn bot, so if that happens just send me a little message to say you’re legit and I’ll happily amend it and follow you back. Hugs!