#also yall are sleepin on this guy

[psychoticwillgraham]

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

It would be cool if you could make some headcanons the yv boys and an insomniac listener or maybe a Charlie and Casper one shot with Casper having some family issues or childhood trauma(projecting) I love your posts btw :D

Insomniac Listener

Since I'm doing all boys the HC will be short!

Alphonse:

I feel like his dad had insomnia too, but like not so extreme as Boo's.

He knew some tricks from when his Ma would make tea to tire his dad out.

Makes sure your phone is away from you so you don't get distracted.

Since naps could mess with you he'll only let you have short ones or none at all depending on the day you've had.

Seth:

His sleep schedule is shit too bc when he got out of jail it fucked with him.

Until Sugarboo got him on a schedule he has one for both of you.

No phone after 5 and yall eat early so when you do get tired yall can just go to bed.

Has some lavendar lotion he puts on both of you and clocks out.

Charlie:

He kinda knew about it when yall were younger. When he said you'd move around so much when yall cuddled during sleepovers.

But once yall reunited again he kinda? Is not the person to ask for help. We've seen his eye bags he ain't sleepin good either.

He did try some sleep remedies and the only one that worked was white noise. So he uses that for both of you, or some lavender spray on yall pillows (projecting)

Also has semi routine for yall when going to bed.

Faust:

HC he has a strick sleep schedule bc he needs beauty sleep. He immediately gets you on it.

Will adjust the routine so it works for you too. But once it works for both parties hes happy.

Uses a lot of lavender things for you, teas, lotion, spray, bubble bath, and more. He got a deal with some company and was like why not?

A weighted blanket as well bc he likes the weight on him.

Auron:

I feel like he has a shitty sleep schedule too. Always working but when he gets a big headache he takes it as a sign to go to bed. You both help each other to go to sleep at a good time.

He also has a schedule for yall since you both look rough when you don't follow one.

Auron learned a bit from Faust when he did live with him when younger and uses some of those.

If you need sleeping pills he'll buy them. Just tell him what you need and it's getting bough with a single click of his phone.

Finn:

There is so much tea you'll drown in it. He also has a special oil he made to help you sleep. He'll massage you (iykyk). Bubble baths number 2.

Warm meals to make you sleepy. He also needs this bc if he doesn't eat something warm before bed he's not tired. Either tea or warm milk as a drink before bed.

Phone is also taken bc he knows you're always on it (👀 slight projecting) he also closes the window and puts a fan on so you guys can listen to it.

Lucien:

He is your personal heater and weighted blanket. Just tell him if you need him to smoosh you into the bed for a comfortable night.

He will pick you up to be taken to bed (in more ways than one) but he knows it's hard to shut your brain off so he'll try and distract you with stories to make you sleep.

Also makes meals and drinks for you bc the chief in him commands him to do so. Good meals. that make you sleepy and want to go straight to bed.

Also is a man of semi routine. Mostly for you bc he can clonk out very fast, so he tries to make sure your comfy to sleep then he falls asleep.

[championoflosers]

As nobody on here knows since I talk to like. One mutual (btw yall should talk to me jmcd super nice and cool. Fnd. Anyways I'm currently hallucinating on gm sleepin pill, qnr I wm also currently b at the vgc rin knocxx vile.. oh IT s hitting Hinton now..

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Yeah any wway DM if interesdt3d. If they show the stream. The whole room. I'm person who look s like a klod but is really a 23 yr old dommy mommy there to support their silly lil guy who is going to win. AT l3w s t top 32. I am mammifestitng it. Ok. Gn.

[trixstriforce]

canonically, the Four Sword has had 5 individual masters, 4 who wielded it under the name "Four Sword" and 3 who have only wielded it as the "Four Sword" individually, and yet the fandom commonly only depicts these heros as 1 or more commonly 2 people??? 3 if we r lucky??? why tho?????

the Hero of Men(Minish Cap Prologue), Hero of the Minish(Minish Cap), 1st Hero of the Four Sword(Four Swords Prologue), 2nd Hero of the Four Sword(Four Swords), and the 3rd Hero of the Four Sword(Four Sword Adventures) r all canonically different people who lived at least a century if not more apart??? long enough for everyone besides the last 2 to become less history more legends in the next Hero's time?????

the Four Sword is the second most powerful weapon in loz, its history is rlly interesting and rich...its nearly as old as Hyrule itself and is the only ancient blade other than the Master sword to have more than 2 Links master it bc iirc the Phantom Blade and Lokomo Sword just have the Hero of Wind and Hero of Spirits

...SO WHY IS IT SO UNDERRATED??? like man yall sleepin on the interesting explorations u could have w/ each Link's relationship to the sword and its legacy but instead shove them all into two ppl or ONE GUY and erase that long history behind the blade and its role in keeping Hyrule safe for CENTURIES in a row w/out need for the master sword to the point ppl in Hyrule have multiple legends and at least 1 festival surrounding its mythos

also?? Vaati is the only villan to be the final boss other than Ganon in multiple games, he was the final boss in 2 and shows up in 3! hes a big deal!!! even if Ganon outranks him he is still a threat Hyrule faced for centuries??? dont downplay him to only face 2 heros when he faced at least 3 maybe 4 but idk if the first Hero of the Four Sword canonically fought Vaati or if it was something vague like the Hero of Men's adversary...still he has history and by the time of Four Swords Adventures hes fucking ANCIENT like easily the oldest not divine being in Hyrule by a LARGE margin at that point in canon...

like, i get merging the second and third hero of the Four Sword bc like...Four Swords and Four Swords Adventures COULD be seen as the same Link bc the games flow into eachother well and for years ppl assume they were the same guy! thats cool, i do not mind this, but still there was another dude who wielded the sword before them in the prologue of Four Swords and then there is the guy who forged the legendary blade like long enough ago for it to be a myth and ALSO the guy who used the blade first and sealed away every single monster for at least a century and was important enough to get a festival...yeah dont forget about those guys even if only 1 of them had a game at least acknowledge the other 2 also had the sword dont just ignore them or merge them into the Links who had games that defeats the purpose of them being in legends...

like, to me, its about legacy and responsibility and repeating history and not about one boy with one rlly cool sword he made/found but a line of Heros who history has not cared to remember in favor of those blessed by the blade of evil's bane...and yall rlly just do not see the irony there when the fanon does not merge every Link who wielded the master sword together into 1 or 2 guys off the basis they *check notes* mastwred the same legendary blade at different times in history

[wantaichi]

haikyuu + skincare hcs

ever think abt how they treat their skin? probably not. but like. do they wash their face like a normal person? have a 32 step skincare routine maybe??

msg me for any character who’s not here and i’ll drop their routine for u

masterlist.

karasuno

sugawara. lives up to his title as mr. refreshing. cleanses, tones, and moisturizes. !chefs kiss! keeps a jar of aloe vera face gel in his fridge, his mom had a spare. carries around a 100-sheet pack of oil film, more out of habit than of need. good skincare just makes him feel in control of his life, ok

ennoshita. fuckin’ spotless. part of the 0.0001% who don’t sweat easily. doesn’t have a complete regimen but never skips out on cleansing and toning before bed. actually reads the product ingredients and googles the benefits before buying. neutrogena type of guy. 

asahi. facial scrubs are his holy grail. like. dead skin? stubborn hair follicles? haha not on his watch ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ trims his goatee every 3-4 week bc a well-groomed beard goes hand in hand with proper skincare. a sucker for aromatic products. lavender? shea butter? SOLD.

daichi. “healthy lifestyle is key to healthy skin“ typa dude. rly just thinks natural is the way to go. drinks 8 glasses of water, eats his veggies, exercises regularly, gets 8 hours of sleep. sounds like smth off wikihow if u ask me. probably is.

tsukishima. cetaphil hoe. brand loyalty embodied. on it for 5++ years, and never once considered switching. BUT. his routine ends at step 1. cleanse. and that’s it. the fuck he need a 32 step skincare routine for? long as he gets a day’s worth of grime and dirt off his face, he gucci

yamaguchi. sensitive skin’s got him constantly changing/exploring different products. rode on tsukki’s cetaphil agenda for the first few years of puberty (rly just out of curiousity) but dropped out when his skin got used to it. thinks pimple patches are a blessing to mankind.

tanaka. fuck. chaotic greasy. asks for oil film from suga just to stick it on his forehead, lets it stay there. uses whatever’s in the bathroom to wash off, aka majority of saeko’s products. got yelled at once to “get his greasy ass over here” and got slabbed with aztec healing clay mask. converted to clay mask hoe after 20 minutes. “mm this shit’s dope!”

nishinoya. fuck. chaotic greasy part ii. but make it baby face. only does skincare when chillin at the tanakas. homie got him to try the clay mask bc chick’s dig that. “bro, u mean the mask or boys who do the mask?” “both bro” “awshit bro gimme that” thinks splashing some water twice a week is enough

kageyama. ? this yalls mans? oblivious to the whole concept of skincare, only acknowledges general hygiene. uses whatever’s on the soap holder to wash his face. probably dove. doesnt really have much skin problems to begin with, only breaks out once a year. living proof that god has favorites.

hinata. only started taking skincare seriously that time a huge ass zit grew on his chin. yachi offered him her unfinished bottle of cosrx (she’s a hoarder and u kno it), and has since been giving him all her leftover bottles. basically gets to use good quality products for free smh

nekoma

kuroo. not very big on the idea of skincare per se, but supports any brand on that cruelty-free and vegan agenda. reads the product ingredients like a children’s book. “mm phenoxyethanol and retinyl palmitate.. i’ll take it.” always leaves the saleslady stunned.

kenma. too lazy to adopt a routine. but regularly uses his mom’s facial wash. you know. those mom brands. has a stash of facemasks from lev’s trip to korea —> only form of skincare he actually appreciates bc he can simultaneously play his games and be all bout dat self care 

lev. abuses his perks of having a sister. casually uses all alisa’s imported, high end stuff. la prairie. estee lauder. la mer. and she doesn’t mind bc her “levochka deserves all the finest things”. boujee ass russians

yaku. baby face. when god made it rain collagen, he was freestylin in a pool full of it while we was all sleepin. doesn’t exert much effort, just cleanses and tones bc it’s part of proper hygiene. girls envy him. parents in their 40s wanna be him. 

seijoh

oikawa. SKINCARE HOE KING. fuckin high maintenance. goes to the derma for his monthly laser facial treatment. on broke days, he settles for a diamond peel. skin so smooth it puts the entire female population to shame. spends his savings on those clinique eye creams. probably modeled for the face shop once

iwaizumi. homie reeks of male cleanser. might either dove men or nivea men. there’s no in between. oikawa internally screams everytime he witnesses his bff wash his face. two words. aggressive. rubbing. bordering on hostile he might actually skin his face off

mattsun and makki. fuck. drugstore cleansers. the ones that come in sachets. agreed to take turns in buying bundles for sharing. sometimes sneaks a pinch from oikawa’s clinique products when he’s not looking. haha dumb hoe. may have an addiction to charcoal nose pore strips just so they can compare blackheads

fukurodani

bokuto. buys whatever’s on sale idfk. genuinely wants to get on kuroo’s go green agenda but too lazy to look around the store. normally just uses the bubbles from his soap or shampoo. his belief: if it cleans his hands and his ass, then it can fuckin clean his face too

akaashi. healthy lifestyle + decent regimen = pretty skin. cleanses and tones. tried his mom’s aloe vera face gel once and got hooked. shit’s relaxing as hell. owns a bunch of facemasks, sometimes uses but keeps forgetting to take them off before falling asleep. uwu af

dateko

futakuchi. doesn’t have a routine cause “who tf needs that” and “obviously not me.” or so he says. secretly the biggest spender on skincare in all of dateko. owns a bunch of anti wrinkle products and probably one of those jade rollers. but no one needs to know that. just wants everyone to think he’s naturally pretty

aone. told by futakuchi that “knitting your brows too much causes premature wrinkles, but not like i’m an expert on that hhhahaha dont get me wrong.” can’t rly do anything bout it. he was born with that face. also buys whatever’s on sale

shiratorizawa

ushijima. surprisingly blemish free? but not entirely smooth? just spotless? basically a rock? never went past step 1: cleanse. never realized he’s been skipping out the 31 next steps. cetaphil hoe.

tendou. dry. crusty. compensates by sweating a lot through practice. might be effective if he’d stop leaving the foam on longer than recommended, thus leaving his skin dryer than his love life. yeah, i went there.

shirabu. flawless at first glance. until you lift those uneven ass bangs. tbh its nothing serious except “are we gonna ignore the fact that his whiteheads follow the shape of his bangs” as pointed out by tendou. uses whatever cleanser his mom buys for him

semi. decent skin care routine. a big boy who’s fairly knowledgeable on other brands outside cetaphil and dove/garnier/nivea men. takes him less than 5 minutes to pick a product bc he’s tried them all, knows what works, knows his skin type in and out. stan semi for clear skin.

see inarizaki + sakusa here

[peacheschild]

such a good change

[jack-kellys]

thats it

that’s the difference

it’s the THIS versus the tHiS

ben cook’s racetrack spEAks like thIs and i love it

[pastelpolitoed]

HERES A LIST OF WHY SLEEPIN ON “AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER: BOOK 1″ IS A DUMB IDEA

YEAH YEAH EVERYONE HAS SEEN THE FIRST 2 EPS TONS OF TIMES AND EVERYTHING BUT DAMN THERES SO MUCH BOOK 1 HAS TO OFFER THAT PEOPLE SKIP ON REWATCHING THE SERIES AND WHATNOT

Aang learning about what happened to monk gyatso and the true start of the story of how b r u t a l the fire nation was beyond just “we’re the bad guys”

the c h i l l s you get from seeing the hall of previous avatars? that scene is A++ 

the kyoshi warriors were AMAZING and in this house we LOVE suki and all she does in the series shes a true queen and i love her???

foaming mouth guy exists

bumi being a TOTAL DICK while also being ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS who isn’t just a one-off gag and also the realization that everyone aang knew is dead EXCEPT HIM and seeing the JOY on aang’s face at this revelation

“rock candy”

the winter solstice 2 parter is astounding cause not only do we meet Roku’s dragon but we also get hei bai who is super rad and cool 

h o w we learn about the avatar lineage is so perfectly well crafted, and the scene where roku just blasts the door down and speaks to the fire nation guard is equal parts jaw dropping and yuh

j e t 

kay ima be real with yall. “The Storm” is one of the best episodes of any animated series, full stop. The pacing, the parallels in Aang’s and Zuko’s stories, the way the storytelling feels naturally paced while remaining interesting, and it’s one of the first times we get true insight to Zuko’s character motivations. This episode is a masterpiece and I will hear nothing to the contrary. 

 THE BLUE SPIRIT

the argument of sky bison vs air buffalo 

the final scene in the blue spirit episode when aang is being so real making sure zuko wakes up okay and just says this heartbreaking speech wondering if they could have been friends if the war never happened and zuko being so confused just fire bending aang away and leaving himself to wonder in silence, alone

aangs first attempt at fire bending and why it doesnt work

the northern air temple! their flight mechanics!!! the boy in the wheelchair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the entirety of the siege of the north is amazing A++ all around

katara KICKING ASS against the master water bender and his misogynistic ways

katara actively rejecting her designated role of being a healer while still picking up on the skill to learn how to master and control and hone her water bending skills and all its uses 

iroh actively going against high ranking fire nation officials because dont fuck with spirits ass hole 

zuko getting wrecked leading to his larger character arc

yue is actually interesting and a peek into water nation culture is really cool

aang, but as a giant killer water kaiju

the fact that zhao comes back in korra y e a r s after his supposed “death” in such a cool way that canonically makes sense is great writing A++

first appearance of azula who is s o fun and interesting as a villain  

[starrysence]

Almer headcanons

almer is the Good Shit. here we gO

warnings: mentions of abuse (some are kind of graphic?? maybe?) please please please be careful if these trigger you and you choose to read ahead anyway!

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●so, its canon that albert has 2 older brothers

▪they do their jobs as siblings and tease these boys pre-dating. all the time. try to change my mind, you fucking cANNOT.

▪"i hope youll let me be your best man, al" - matt, the second oldest dasilva brother

▪"in your fucking dreams, MATTHEW. iT's GoNnA bE mE" -drew, the oldest dasilva brother

▪"if you guys argue about this one more time its gonna be race" -albert

●elmer deals with this times 4 bc he has 8 older siblings

▪his sisters especially????? they are ON HIS ASS ALMOST CONSTANTLY ABOUT ALBERT THE MOMENT THEY FIND OUT ABOUT HIS CRUSH

▪hes thankful that 3 of his siblings are either away at college/constantly busy with senior year shit bc thats 3 siblings less to tease him constantly

●so. albert rlly doesnt like talking about his biological parents bc of the way they treated him and his brothers (i wont go into graphic detail, but they were physically, emotionally, and mentally abused - especially albert bc he was the youngest so he didnt have an excuse to be away as often as his brothers did)

▪elmer finds out abt everything when he wakes up bc albert is crying in his sleep and whimpering and trembling even though he has the warmth of about 3 blankets and el's body heat

▪and thats the first time he realises albert has gone through so much shit and hes still coping

▪yall he refuses to go back to sleep until albert feels SAFE and COMFORTED

●al had a toxic relationship w/ this girl named lorie once

▪she would NOT let him talk to el or race or basically anyone else and she would constantly complain abt how he wasnt doing enough for her

▪it all put him in a really bad mental state

▪and hed break down about it and not be able to tell anyone and she would just complain abt how pathetic he was being and it just made him feel worse

▪he doesnt really like talking about that either 

▪fun fact,, that was his only relationship before he started dating elmer

●if albert and elmer ever have a pet......... its a chinchilla named blossom and you cant change my mind

▪also at some point they adopt the SWEETEST corgi husky mix pup named gizmo

▪race comes over. constantly. he practically lives there bc of blossom and gizmo

▪it earns them lots of complaints from spot (or davey or jojo or whoever you want honestly go wild)

▪"race go home your boyfriend wants you"

"my boyfriend always wants me ;)))"

"FUCK OFF"

●elmer love love LOVES kissing al's cheek or his jaw

▪he also likes kissing albert's shoulder when theyre in bed and albert has his back to him

▪it makes al melt. every time.

●al loves to kiss the top elmer's head or his neck 

▪not even necessarily to get elmer excited (but sometimes it for that)

▪he just finds it easy to bury his face in the crook of his bf's neck and just. smorch. u know??

●they dont get into heated makeout sessions very often imo?? theyre just. soft.

●elmer esp wants to take it slowly and carefully bc of everything albert's gone through

▪4 months into their relationship he realises albert hasnt said "i love you" once

▪decides not to push it tho. he gets it and wants al to take his time!!

▪few weeks later albert brings it up and starts rambling

▪"i know you probably want to break up with me because its so sad and pathetic. i mean its almost been five months and im not saying these words because im too fucking scared to say them even though i shouldnt be because theyre true and i really do love you, i love you so fucking much it scares me sometimes-"

▪elmer cant help but grin, "albert. albert. you said it."

▪"i said it? oh my god i said it." 

▪THESE BOYS ARE NEAR TEARS

▪"i love you. i love you so much"

▪"i love you, too, albert."

●ELMER IS A GIGGLY DRUNK

▪uhhhh al rarely ever drinks bc hes just scared he'll get addicted like his parents did 

▪he doesnt mind it if others drink tho. he just doesnt want to do it all that often

▪he has to admit, though, that when his boyfriend drinks, things get kind of wild

▪by wild i mean elmer is LITERALLY giggling about everything everyone says

▪"what the fuck??"

▪elmer, through giggles: "dont say that word. thats a baaaad worrrrddddd"

▪albert could literally say "hello" and he'd burst out laughing

▪so nobody lets race near elmer when hes drunk bc one time racer’s jokes made el laugh so hard he passed out

▪albert never stops teasing elmer about it and elmer hates it but at least it gives him a good excuse to kiss his boyfriend

▪that excuse is shutting him the FUCK up

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alrighty thats all i got for tonight bc its 11:58pm and i should be asleep. but its diWALI AND I AINT SLEEPIN UNTIL ITS OFFICIALLY OVER (aka til any point after 2 minutes from right now). sorry this took so long, anon. hope you like!!

-sanj 💕

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[mothgenes]

general fun-ish notes of the evening before i Retire To Mine Bedchambres

gregory horror show is really good and cool but katherine makes me nauseous because im afraid of needles and same with the verbally abusive mom of gregory and its sad because i love ghs and i think its so cool and good but also wigs me out

the apothecary would say the quote from the muppets tv series that his PhD stands for “pretty hard drinking” and its especially funny because he doesnt have a degree of ANY kind

the stanley parable is such the best game and we sleepin on it but not when i get around to posting all my fanarts ive been drawing in my sketchbook. the narrator and stanley are gay end of my ted talk tea time

im writing my own version of the jekyll and hyde story for english set in the 1920s and its really cool and im excited for it and might post parts of it when im done/working on it to see if yall like it too

got a solid snake boob (in this case ass) mousepad in the mail today for my partner as a belated valentines day gift

im a beast at cookie run trophy race with my 175mil compared to second places 110mil and i feel like such a king about it and i need to get back to my cookie run ocs sometime

im going to try to update my oc page on my blog with more of my ocs because i have, including background ones, over 33 for this universe alone

morpheus said fuck work and would make sans jokes about his eye being so blue and the other being covered

morpheus bursts blood vessels in his covered (injured as we know) eye a lot so it looks kinda funky with bright red patches which is part of why he keeps it covered because YEESH

watch callmecarson on youtube...... very funny.... minecraft content and other Games...... Unusual Pictures of Toilets.....

acryl is such a top you guys

final fun fact

IM GO SLEEPY

[liquidlizcrd]

Tagged by: @hellsaurelius Tagging: shrugs

name: mykie nickname: mochi / moch height: 5′1 nationality: american favorite fruit: lemon favorite season: summer or fall but EARLY fall when its still warm. i don’t like the cold favorite smell: DIRT. also like the smell of those air freshner trees. and that scent that’s in the air after it rains. favorite color(s): neon colors! ESPECIALLY pink. also green. favorite animals: lizards tea, coffee, hot cocoa: tea average hours of sleep: between 8-14 hours. it depends how much i want to sleep dogs or cats: well i have a dog, so..dogs? dream trip: idk. anywhere, i guess?  i don’t really travel. when my blog was created: september 26, 2018 # of followers: 176 random fact: one time i tried to do the zipline thing but it was just a wire and i had a hanger and i slammed into the telephone pole and scarred up my foot for a couple years. it’s fine now tho favorite food: i love meat. i’m like a wild fucking animal. favorite t.v. show: i can’t say i REALLY have a favorite because i don’t watch tv as often as you think. i’ve mostly taken to watching tv for forensic files. favorite movie: no clue! favorite vine: the vine that’s like “do you want to fight?” or “come get yall juice” sexuality: bisexual gender: trans boy favorite book series: i don’t fucking read favorite video game(s): minecraft, roblox, toontown: rewritten, probably more favorite subject: science favorite fandoms: no clue. none favorite superhero: raven, maybe? guys or girls: hbngn both. celebrity crush: i don’t remember any celebrities at all ever. last time i cried: like yesterday from laughing too hard hair color: dark brown eye color: green but rn it’s more like yellow-ish green. what I should be doing: idk bich sleepin i only got 3 hours of sleep and a 40 minute nap

[flcrin-blog]

hi guys ! i’m trying to get this up p quickly just so i can get to plotting with all of you but i’m so fckin excited to be here. i’ve literally been eyeing this rp since MONDAY and i finally worked up the courage to apply like an hour ago, lmao ! wish i worked it up sooner. i’m MJ, i’m eighteen & reside in the pacific tmz ! i lve, love LOVE makin friends so if ur into that too then u should hit me up on discord sometime ! my user is tomhlland#8030 ok. a lil abt me is that i have an unhealthy obsession w/ disneyland, the mcu ( don’t evn get me started on homecoming ok ! ) and grape soda. come thru & plot w me, starting drama & stirring the pot in rps is my expertise ! under the cut u can read all about my Son™ finn aka the sebastian stan fc that i will b playing.

━━━  sebastian stan, thirty-four, cismale ↷ florin “finn” alexandru has been living in wisteria apartments as a crime scene investigator for one year. during that time he has earned the reputation of the robin hood. it makes sense you know, they can be impulsive and reticent. but let’s not forget they’re pretty benevolent and courageous. ( level three & #401 ) ( mj. 18. she/hers. pst. )

ok so i tragically don’t have a bio written up for finn but i always tend to think bullet points are a lot easier to remember, so here’s some stuff about him !

florin “finn” ion alexandru was born in brasov, romania. he was raised there up until the age of seventeen until he decided that he didn’t want the typical life his parents wanted him to, and that america was always the dream he wanted to achieve.

he has three brothers and two sisters, and he is the oldest of them all which contributes as to why he was the one who would be given the family’s business.

his parents owned one of the town’s most popular bakeries and it was always gonna be set in stone that finn would be the one to take over the family business and eventually pass that down to his own kids one day.

in school he was incredibly smart tho and often exceeded his teachers’ expectations, so out of the blue he applied for the foreign exchange program his school was taking apart of. he didn’t think he’d be eligible, but the next thing he knew he was on a flight to las vegas, nevada and was attending high school there.

he fell in love with america & all the new culture that surrounded him and instantly knew that the life his parents had planned for him isn’t what he wanted. when he returned back to romania after the exchange program ended, he got a school & living visa to be in america while in college.

finn went back to vegas (the only city he really knew) and attended unlv, graduating with a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice. 

by that time, his living & school visa expired but he didn’t want to go back to romania, so he ran. 

pretty ironic considering homeboy got a degree in criminal justice lolz

anyway, he moved away from vegas and spent a few years just traveling along the east coast. he stayed in miami the longest time because it was his favorite place to be. he had to move because the problems with immigration were always strict, and there were too many times where he was nearly caught living illegally.

finn made his way to los angeles (where things are incredibly different) and has been staying there for the past year. with fake papers, finn was able to get himself a job as a crime scene investigator with the LAPD. he loves his job, he loves helping people, and invests too much time into his work.

and also: romanian is his first language but english is also spoken there. he learned it growing up and lost the “accent” he had while spending so much time in america and learning mannerisms, etc. !

some wanted connections: ( please, please, please plot with me )

someone finn is desperately in love with and has been since the day he met them. the feelings definitely don’t have to go the same way if you don’t want them to, but i just want someone in his life that he really looks up to and he’s constantly asking them out on dates, leaving presents at their door, etc

friends with benefits, or someone he used to hook up with but they recently decided to end it ? literally can go a million different ways, all i know is that finn is always sleepin around

roommate. self explanatory. pls let there be someone finn can bother at 2am asking them to go to the grocery store with him so he can pick up a bottle of cream soda ok

this one doesn’t have to happen now/anytime soon but i just want yall to see where i am with loving drama: a wife lmao??? this could also go down a million different ways but maybe one of these days finn becomes so desperate to become a citizen so he can stay in america that he marries someone

best bro. for obvious reasons

an ex??? just bc yes ??? again, i live for drama guys.

these are literally just a FEW ideas i have, and im rushing but i promise u there are a billion more plots that i want okay.

please, please plot w me ! i’m a firm believer in plots make the rp interesting.

[johnnybby]

dating darry headcannons?

!!! ;))

dating darry hcs

he’s def one to gush over u in front of the gang

and then steve or pony tellin u guys to get a frickin room

and soda getting trIGGERED cause pony is sassing darry

but darry doesn’t even respond he just laughs

“put a sock in it”

and pony and soda r relieved

you’re literally always @ the Curtises’ and ur a helpful lil nugget around the house & with his brothers

you’re gr8 w the younger curtis bros like yall are homies

he can b a real buzzkill but he 1000% lightens up when ur around

soda and pony are v thankful

not only bc they can get away with a ton of shit but bc they see darry lighten up and b a happy lil bean!!!

in order to look strong for the kiddos, darry is actually just fakin it till he makes it 

& you’re the one who he really breaks down to when the going gets real rough

you’re always telling him to lighten up and take it easy bc he stays overworkin himself

darry dead loves the way u know exACTLY how he likes his coffee

and literally everYONE knows not to mess with u

like even dally doesn’t try shit cause he kn o w s

everyone also knows that if darry is driving, u will always ride shotgun, no questions asked

alwAYS i say

tbh yall dont have “sex”, yall make love

darry is suCh a sweetheart!!!1

eskimo kisses

nose kisses

forehead kisses

v passionate & slow kisses

kisses in general

omg AW

sleepin next to darry is a dream and sometimes a nightmare bc he likes his space and is just overall an unpredictable sleeper

like sometimes his snores are v soft and oml its so cute

but sometimes they’re louD AND VIOLENT and u will not sleep

always wanting to take u out to fancier restaurants and stuff

he’ll set aside cash, if he can, just to spend on taking u out

u cant argue w him about this

if he said he’s taking u out, he’s takin u out homie

but he’s automatically turned on when you get assertive ;)

you two are partners in crime dont get me started

normally he’ll leave soda and pony alone but when ur around…….get ready 4 some pranks

and 9/10 times it’s the other way around, like darry would get his ass pranked but my man is stressed so pranking the gang w his wonderful lover is a relief

in the summertime, when darry has off, there will b waterballoon fights at least once a week

“listen here. if one of you break a damn window, so heLP ME GOD, i will break you”

it gets wild but darry makes sure it doesnt get too wild

he’s always reminding u how much he loves u

and if he doesnt outright say “i love you”, he’s always reminding u to put on your seatbelt 

or to take an umbrella 

or he’s always asking if u want a bite of whatever he’s eating 

or he’ll bring u one of ur fav sweets bc 

“i saw this and i thought of u!! i know it’s your favorite!”

[iliveinprocrasti-nation]

Y’ALL

there’s workmen at my house right now looking at the plumbing and guess where the plumbing is centred? the basement. so the work guy went the wrong way and, instead of making it to the back room with the plumbing, he made it to my room. that was the most awkward thing i’ve ever experienced

[womenofultron-blog]

i’m so done with seeing good omens posts all over my dashboard and literally everywhere i look,, how dare u obsess over this, the umbrella academy, and game of thrones when horror-jesus jordan peele hosts the twilight zone reboot and the chilling adventures of sabrina and jessica jones don’t romanticize incest at ALL

[theearthshine]

stereotypes of the signs broken down cause im sick of this discrimination

aries: people think aries are like Big Bold Brave Dragons Who Will Fight You Because Theyre Stubborn Raaa nah you aint some fiery breathing dragon and most of yall are actually mean as hell but not because you're fierce or simply because you're mean but because yall literally don't know how to properly display you're emotions and energy sometimes like you're brain can have a million thoughts runnin and you just saying what you think is good without even thinking sometimes and then get mad when someone else tries to bring an opposing statement you "know" is wrong ? and then just peacin out because one little thing happened ? like yall bein mean is not even intentional half the time and if it is it's because yall are so emotionally messy okay

Taurus: yo people think all yall do is eat and be stubborn and chill like yall actually have the ability to to do stuff and to be passionate about stuff it just might be hard at first but yo once you're up and goin at whatever you wanna do, you're probably one of the best people doing it like fam... people be sleepin on taurus way too often

Gemini: people tend to mistake you for satan lmfao and half the times its because no one knows how to deal with you ? you're so fickle and so like... you don't know what you're doing sometimes and so you jump from ship to ship and most people don't know how to handle that ESPECIALLY because yall be doin this shit in relationships too... yall aint actually that evil (yall still a lil evil) its just that no one knows how to deal witchyo two ways ass like i betchu if you found some balance and did some soul searchin and stopped thinkin about things and started think bout peoples feelings for a bit people would love to be around you more because yall are actually fun as hell

Cancer: you're not that emotional ???? it's just that you tend to care a lot, and get attached so when something happens it hits home to you... people also say cancers are born naggers but look yall just care a lot and i don't think some people know how to interpret that ?? that you guys care so much ??? like yall aint some emotional mothers cryin over spilled milk like yall just fucking care and are genuinely concerned with things and hoe things will turn out... yall just see stuff different sometimes thats okay yall do yall

Leo: you get kinda put on the same "Im Tough Bitch Fight Me" stereotype (like aries) like tbh yall can be mean but yall go into mother mode for people you care about yall can walk around with your head held high aint givin a fuck but so help you if someone messes with your best friend... like leos arent just big ole mean lions that be leadin packs nd shit yall are actually the best people to be around if you're friends with them like yall be goin the extra mile and yall true as hell and a lot of the times people cant pick that up

Virgo: ur not a robot that sits around and analyzes people all day like u have emotions !!! can yall believe it !!! people think virgos are just emotionless, judgemental, critical robots nah... yall have a thing for perfection and have standards and dont put up with bullshit because of those standards. virgos usually are the first to catch onto stuff nd yall also tend to criticize yourself a lot and get frustrated ? i think people get yall wrong because you don't settle like a lot of other people yall know what yall want yall got standards are so real with people yall got the highest of emotions

Libra: libras get this rep for falling in love with everyone ?????? like EVERYONE it's ridiculous. libras tend to be romantic and superficial so people kinda put that together but the thing is... actually thats kinda true... here's the thing though libras arent just in love with everybody yall tend to appreciate beauty in general like sometimes it's not even a romantic thing it's just a "that person is good looking/has good features" thing... libras appreciate and enjoy aesthetics a lot and whatever is pleasing to the eye whether it's people or their room or whatever

Scorpio: DAMN PEOPLE THINK YALL ARE LIKE EVIL SEX GODS IT AINT TRUE !!!! like yall a lil mean but people associate sex and like powerful, dominating sex with libras and 1) its acephobic and 2) its not fully true ?? scorpios tend to be super passionate with things whether its sex or writing or fucking cooking. scorpios know how to twist their words to please themselves and make compelling arguments for their case and are natural leaders so people completely interpret that into evilness and domination when that's not the case half of the time !

Sagittarius: people kinda place you as loud and brash which... is lowkey true but they over exaggerate sooo much because people see that you're kinda aimless and inconsistent and you're kinda out there people frame you as this... this living embodiment of the 'XD' face when yall are actually super cool people and tend to be super nice and helpful, you're not just this big ball of mess like you can fucking hold conversations well and be nice and give advice and be super cool you're not just.... some blunt hyper ass person

Capricorn: people frame you as this determined ass sign who is gonna do fucking anything in their will power and while thats true people forget that you're a practical person who is not afraid to set realistic goals and properly achieve them in realistic standards. yall are so ambitious people think "whoa hey man calm down" but the truth is yall would never push yallself so far ! yall also tend to be smarter than the rest of us because you're the first person to probably stop and ask everyone if this is a good idea or not or if there would be a different way to approach things

Aquarius: people don't know anything about aquarius it's amazing. one thing that's common is callin yall out for being too sarcastic and mean and yall honestly do tend to hurt peoples feelings and can even fuck over people without even realizing but here's the thing nobody says: yall are trying. like yall are actually nice at times and people tend to like you. you also have a good understanding of morals and what's good and bad like a lot of the times yall are trying okay and yall just be pullin shit yall aint even realize... like if yall knew how to channel yalls feelings better i swear you would be the best person to have as a sibling, best friend, spouse, whatever

Pisces: HOLY SHIT WE ARE NOT BUNCH OF CRYING SACKS !!! GODDAMN like people read us as over emotional and tbh we're just 1) incredibly empathetic and 2) pretty intuitive. pisces do tend to literally feel peoples emotions which is why if we're watching television and see whats going on we just have some typa connection to where we can feel that shit and the emotions for us are so real. on the other hand, this doesn't just apply to being sad. when we're excited holy shit we're fucking excited. also, we're super intuitive we know what people are doin and feelin which comes back to the circle of we have that damn connections. lots of people aint in tune with emotions unlike us so they gon be rude callin us cry babys they just dont get us