#also why did I make myself cry in the club with the one sided superbat why did I do that

[allgremlinart]

look Bruce will never be bi in canon but hypothetical canon bi Bruce?? Hilarious. Tragic. I am looking at all of his interactions with Clark differently now.

For ex: Clark being the only straight one in the Trinity? hilarious.

Also: Bruce being the family friend who everyone (except Clark) can tell is in non-platonic love with Clark Kent his straight bff..., yeah. yeah Bruce makes sm more sense when you consider that he's been hopelessly pining after his straight best friends for decades.

Like he's the guy who never comes out not cus he's hiding it but cus he just genuinely doesnt feel a need to so when the day comes he gets inevitably outed by an ex or something I can just imagine all his family and friends being like :0 like ohh... your behavior makes sm more sense now...