#also what tf is till wearing??

[moonystoes]

Who? - Elisa De Almeida x singer!reader

summary: when the public thinks y/n is dating a football player... a male player. Inspired by this

A/n: this shit made me wanna kms. i really thought social media au would be easier since it's not writing. but holy shit editing this was ass. also the fact that it took me around 10 hours yesterday only?? and 138 pictures. but lowkey... making fake beef and conversations was kinda fun lol.

warning: nothing, but this is the first time i made a social media au so it may be bad...and the quality of these screenshots are shit. also...I worked really hard editing the time of those screenshots (except the second one... i forgot) they will help you understand the timeline. I recommend reading this in white mode so the tweets can look smoother.

face claim :@itsouidad on instagram

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y/nl/n smiles and preparations, 2 days until I meet you guys 🫶(also happy new years lollll 😭😭)

احبكم كثيرررر 🩷🇶🇦

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user1 IS THAT SOUQ WAQIF???? GUYS KILL ME SHE WAS RIGHT AROUND ME AND MY BLIND ASS DIDNT SEEEE 😭😭😭💔💔

user2 wait they allow women to not wear the scarf there?

↳ user3 @User2 girl what?? yes tf, get out of the propaganda ffs

ayanakamura_officiel ohh la laaa

↳ y/nl/n @Ayanakamura_officiel 💍 yes or no?

↳ user3 @y/nl/n lmfaoooo y/n keeps forgetting shes famous now

y/nbiggestfan awhhh how is it babee?

↳ y/nl/n @y/nbiggestfan everyone is so sweet and generous 🤧🥹🥹, i can't wait to meet yall

y/nupdates have fun sweetie!! enjoy it

↳ y/nl/n @y/nupdates thank you Emi 🫶

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jackie_groenen_14 always learning with the girls, it was nice to have some special days with my 2nd fam ❤️💙

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y/nl/n what were you thinking in the 5th slide lolll

↳ jackie_groenen_14 @y/nl/n i thought you said it was cute :(((

↳username1 @jackie_groenen_14 im so confused how do they know each other

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elisadealmeida5 Great time together in doha 🇶🇦

Thanks for the amazing experience ✨️

@psg_feminines

@Visitqatar

@qatarcreates

@Qatarairways

#parissaintgermain #psg #paris

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_clarehunt 🥰🥰

jackie_groenen_14 baby ❤️

user54 تهبلللل اخخخخ

user42 lindaaaa😩

user11 who was she giggling with on the 5th pic ugh 😩😩

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n thank you so much Qatar for this experience, too many pretty places my phone storage is gonna explode ☹️

Thank you @dohamusicfestival for this unforgettable moment, and to everyone involved (that old lady that was making Nutella bread in souq waqif, I will never forget you 👆)

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user5 you're always welcome back!💞💞

user3 maybe that girl on Twitter wasn't so blind... I swear it's the same place

↳ user1 @user3 babe that's The Pearl it's literally like number 1 on tourist attraction place

↳ user3 @user1 so? They could go together

↳ user1 @user3 I still don't understand the fascination of them going together, like she can have friends. I know she's antisocial and makes jokes about it but I promise she's not a baby 🙏🙏

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"can I get a kiss?" - fan of Elisa's

Elisa: "sorry, I'm not single sorry" 💔

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oh my god elisa speaks in English again! Does this confirm that our favorite football player is taken...or is she just saying that as the girl looks much younger? Who knows! I guess we have to wait till Eli confirms her relationship...video credits: @emiliaaa.zl 🤞❤️ #elisadealmeida #footballnews #psg #psgfeminines

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↳ user1 FUCK MY LIFE

↳ user2 she literally just confirmed it by saying she's not single 💀💀 do you want her to post a sloppy make out picture or what

↳user3 let me not just say anything...

↳user4 @user3 do you know who is the gf?

↳user3 @user4 nope I was just jealous 😁

fanofyn @ynupdates do you think it could be her?

↳ ynupdates @fanofyn y/n never said she's not single. And even if she is taken, there is barely any proof of it being Elisa 🤞

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Y/n ☀️❄️

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User1 she couldn't think of a caption so she used emojis lol

↳ y/nl/n @User1 stop exposing me 😔

Besfriend can't believe you ditched me for this 💔💔

↳ y/nl/n @Bestfriend stopppp I asked you if you wanted to come 😭😭

Jackie_groenen_14 the sunglasses and the smile 😍😍

↳y/nl/n @jackie_groenen_14 shut up I'm blushing 🤚

User2 SHUT UP SHES WITH THAT PLAYER

↳user3 @User2 that place is very popular lol every rich person is there right now

↳user2 @User3 man I can't even be fucking delusional anymore without yall

↳user4 @User2 I believe you, they were posing the same way too ✊️

↳user2 @User4 WHAT THE HELL I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT

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Y/nl/n good night and good win 🙏 Hala madrid 🤍

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User1 wait she's actually with brahim????

↳user2 @User1 I'd cry

User3 slut, only cares about players for money

↳user4 @User3 get a fucking life weirdo

User5 nooo the men found out about her :(( she will literally get hate on every post now

Bestfriend idgaf it's visca barca

↳ y/nl/n @Bestfriend babe... this isn't you 😔😔

user6 she's wearing a Spain shirt 👀

↳ user7 @User6 isn't brahim Moroccan?

↳user6 @User7 he's half Spanish, and before he got into the Moroccan team he wanted to play for the Spanish one but he wasn't good enough for them ig😬😬

User8 BABBYYYYY LOOK AT MY GIRL LIKE WOW

User9 awh she's so happy for her boyfriend ;((

User10 the last slide is brahim?

User11 awhh it's so cute how she's teaching him how to eat with his hand, but the food looks too hot tho 😭😭

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Y/nupdates_page GUYS KILL MEE Y/N JUST WENT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR!...but something happened in the end as you can see from this screen-recording.

Is Y/n dating Elisa? Or was it Brahim? The audio wasn't clear, and the camera wasn't showing the door properly either! But from the small corner... the person has the same features as both brahim and Elisa. Short brown hair and fair skin... it could be either. But it's 99% Brahim since y/n never made a statement that she likes women, and she did make a lot of... interesting tweets back in the day about brahim ifykyk 🙈🙈

#y/n #music #elisadealmeida

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user1 LMFAOOOO HER FACE

user2 idfc I'll stay delusional and pray it's Elisa

user3 wait what happened after this???

↳Y/nupdates_page @User3 she froze for 5 seconds, laughed, and then just ended it 😭😭 not even a fucking goodbye, she HATES us 😔💔💔

user4 noooo she's not single anymore💔 no more heartbroken depressing music

user5 wait who the fuck is Elisa and why does it feel like there is some inside joke that yall are hiding from me

↳Y/nupdates_page dw bae i got you, I made a post about the whole rumor a while ago 🫡

user6 HER SISTER LIKED IT

↳Y/nupdates_page @User6 she's probably sending it to the gc to laugh at her lmfao 💀💀

User7 #music ma'am are you that desperate for likes

↳Y/nupdates_page @User7 yes I'm an attention whore and the tag clearly worked.

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n I'm so happy for my girlfriend ;((

eli, I'm so proud of you and I love you so much 🤎🤎

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elisadealmeida5 babbyyyy❤️❤️🥺🥺

↳y/nl/n @elisadealmeida5 ❤️🤎

user1 WHICH ONE OF YALL BITCHES CALLED ME DELUSIONAL

user2 it's actually insane how we knew about this from a random tweet damn

user3 brahim didn't like this post lolll

user4 that's a girl?

user5 damn she's hot as hell

user6 I get depressed thinking she's not single but I start crying in joy when I realize it's a woman

user7 awhh she used a brown heart emoji 🤎🥺🥺🥺

↳user8 @User7 what the fuck is that supposed to mean 💀💀

↳user7 @User8 y/n has a whole album called 'Brown Hearts' lol

user9 Elisa is not single :(((((

user10 wait are they together?

↳user11 @User10 well i tell you what Sherlock Holmes you are unbelievable

↳y/nsister @User11 LMFAOAOAO

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i want to thank @thinkingaboutjaedyn for showing ouidad... like its insane how perfect she is for this

fun facts:

-the pictures were somehow easy to find, i was actually shocked on how i was able to find pictures from ouidad for this fic, the only time i struggled was for the 'paparazzi' pics at the end.

-the two pictures on y/n's post of her in qatar were from my sister's instagram page

if there is a mistake ignore it because im gonna kms if i have to edit this again

[agirlwithglam]

TEENAGE SUMMER (12-16yo)

so summer has finally arrived and school has ended. and ofc, we want that hot girl summer with the perfect body, mindset, habits, holidays, and a great time in general but what if we have sorta strict parents who are just.. parents. so here are some tips to have your dream summer and glow up but also make it family/ teenage friendly!

GLOW UP:

external glow up tips:

numero uno: WORKOUT. yes, ofc this is on here, what did u think? work.out. decide why u wanna workout first: healthy body? dream body? abs? being stronger? for happiness? for fun? then, you can find a workout on youtube / pinterest for the one you want. (also what i love doing is the workouts on pinterest where its related to a tv show- or just search up [movie/ show name] workout)

smell nice! perfume, scented shampoos/ body scrubs, etc.

SUNSCREEN. trust me, u DO want to put it on.

skincare! moisturiser, lip gloss/ lip balm, exfoliation, etc.

put cold spoons under your eyes in the morning to reduce puffiness.

u dont like something? fix it! i didn't like my teeth for a while, so i got braces. you can't fix it? stop worrying about it and just give it to god cus u got better things to do

MANIFESTING:

affirmations!! affirmations in the mirror, listening to them, repeating them, thinking them, they helped me SO much!

Believe you’re hot. As simple as that.

Visualisation. Imagine people giving you compliments and staring at you all day long

internal glow up tips:

confidence. duhhhh! heres a guide to self love& confidence

abundance mindset. everything works out in YOUR favour.

detachment. stop taking shite so seriously. honestly, if someones hating on you then pity them or laugh then move on. like ur too busy to spend even a second of your day to make someone feel bad about themselves or argue about something pointless.

keep learning! educate yourself, expand your knowledge and your mind.

HAPPINESS. the real glow up starts when you're genuinely happy with who you are and where you are. be a light, carefree, bubbly girl but also remember to set standards and boundaries. when you're just genuinely happy, life truly does start to get better.

hotness is a mindset.

other tips:

channel your little kid energy

take a bunch of photos! (at the end you'll basically have a pretty summer mood board)

don't be on your phone all the time. try to ✨socialise✨ your time on earth is limited don't waste it on crusty, unhot stuff. ur parents will thank you for this as well

romanticise it. (laugh. smile. wear nice clothes, talk to people, get lost in a daydream. appreciate the beauty in stuff. even if its just a sofa.)

be positive. quit complaining. be happy and focus on what you have. spread love and happiness! you're privileged and you are a privilege. act like ittt!

stay present minded. live here, now.

listen to groovy, aesthetic-themes music. to get u into the moooddd!

become a better person. a better daughter/ son, sibling, friend, person in general.

GET OUTSIDEEEE!!!! TOUCH SOME GRASS. its sunny, its summer, why tf r u staying indoors????

sleep girl. sleep. just because you don't have to wake up early tomorrow, does not mean you can stay up till 2am watching netflix. sleep makes your skin glow, makes you look prettier, makes you happier and 10000 more benefits. so sleep.

channel your creativity! (paint, draw, sketch, write, poetry, music, etc.)

play. you're still young!! have fun and do silly and embarrassing things while you still can!!!!!!!

create a summer mood board!

channel a certain era- barbie summer, blair waldorf summer, hot girl summer, etc.

bucket list ideas:

go to a park

redecorate your room

spa day (w friends)

girl slumber parties! (face masks, girlie things, movies)

volunteer somewhere

beach day!

write letters and kiss them (like those pretty pinterest summer!)

go biking (i love doing it in the mornings)

bake! (cakeeee)

get back into some old hobbies (childhood nostalgia)

gardening. care for a plant (then talk to it when you feel sad ur won't be insane i promise)

look at the sunrise / sunset

read dude. just read and romanticise it with a pretty comfy space

make a goal. then work on it so hard that you get it!

learn something new (for me i rly wanna learn crochetting)

scrap booking

do a workout with friends

video diary!! (film everythinggg)

make jewellery (u can sell them after if u want. also there are tons of jewellery making kits on amazon or toys r'us!)

donate / sell stuff (like books and toys)

flower press (with printer tho)

dance with your friends

wear jewellery!! summer necklaces, bracelets, etc!

go for walks (w friends)

get your nails done. (you don't have to go out to get them done. you can do it yourself. i dont have nail polish but my friend does so we love putting it on together)

make some new friends! (join clubs, visit new places, talk to people, join classes,)

go to the beach

"what makes life so beautiful is the fact that it ends"

[anon-sect]

Can you transform me into a pair of insoles for my buddy's football cleats?

Picture source: @coachesdreams

Daison wondered why his football cleats hurt his feet after every practice and game. They were his favorite pair, but they were doing a number on his feet when he took them off. He did have them for several years prior, but just the start of this year, they weren't so comfortable on his feet. He peeled back the tongue to see that the insoles in both cleats were a mess. His feet had done a number on them over the years.

Daison saw these as his lucky cleats. His team had won the championship for the past three years. He didn't want to trash them for some new cleats. So he decided to buy some new insoles to make them comfortable again. Every new pair of insoles just weren't comfortable enough for his standard.

Kevin noticed a little frustration on his friend's face. "What's the matter?" He asked.

"It's my cleats. The insoles are badly worn out, and other insoles just aren't cutting it. My feet still hurt, but I don't want to get rid of my lucky cleats." Daison spoke, trying to come up with another solution, but about to give in to buying a new pair.

"Hmmm, there is one other solution, but it's extreme." Kevin spoke, not sure if his buddy wanted to try it.

Daison was intrigued. "What is it?" He asked since it was extreme.

"You can turn a human into your insoles. There is a rumor that human transformed objects last longer, can be durable, and are super comfortable to wear. But, honestly, thinking of making a human be your insoles you step on is sort of crazy." Kevin answered him.

Daison actually was considering it. Durable and comfortable insoles were what he wanted. Just the thought that another human being would be suffering under his feet just to make his feet comfortable was extreme, but also win for him. He could keep his lucky cleats and have a good pair of insoles. "How do you go about turning another human being into insoles, maybe?" He asked.

Kevin was surprised that Daison was actually considering it. "Well, they have to drink a durability formula first. Then, you transform them via a TF Ray device or download the TF Ray app onto your phone. Finally, you have your human transformed insoles." He paused for a moment. "But think about what you are considering. You would force another human being to support your feet. Doesn't that sound cruel?" He added.

Daison realized his buddy wasn't too fond of it. "You're right. I will replace my lucky cleats." He spoke an answer that Kevin would accept. Yet, he wasn't going to turn down such a good idea.

FOUR DAYS LATER......

Kevin was sitting over at Daison's house watching tv when his buddy brought him a drink. He tasted it and it was so good. He had drunk the entire contents of the glass within seconds. He saw Daison smiling at him and noticed he had barely drunk some of his. He saw him pick up his phone and flash the camera from his phone. He lost consciousness instantly.

Daison was surprised it really worked. The TF Ray app on his phone had instantly changed his buddy into a pair of insoles. He picked them up. He was so amazed. They felt different than normal insoles you buy in a store. "I know you didn't agree to this, but you gave me a good idea. You can't blame me for wanting to try it out. I put durability formula in your drink. It should make you last a while under my feet." He paused, still examining his new insoles. "I am just going to wear you for this week's practice. I will turn you back to normal next week." He spoke as he went to his football cleats. He removed the worn-out insoles and put in his new ones. He couldn't wait till tomorrow's practice. He really was looking forward to testing out his new insoles.

Kevin woke up to hear his friend's words. He was turned into a pair of insoles. When he was shoved into his football cleats, he was bombarded with a foul foot odor that saturated all of the insides of the cleats. He was literally trapped in it totally against his will by his friend. The mention of a week long football practice gave him thoughts about what he was about to endure, not including the foul stench of the cleats.

ONE WEEK LATER........

Daison was so amazed. Everything that Kevin told him was so true. His feet felt wonderful on the football field. Practice was sometimes almost three hours every day, yet his feet came back feeling great. The insoles held up all week long. He even saw that they had molded to his feet perfectly. The insoles smelled just like the rest of the insides of the cleats at the end of the week. Human transformed objects are way better than normal objects, he concluded. It was decision time. Should he keep his new insoles or keep his word. He wasn't sure which to choose. So he decided to let fate decide Kevin's new destiny. He decided heads for keeping his word and tails for keeping his insoles. With one flip, it came up tails. He then erased Kevin's data from the app, further ensuring that his buddy could never be human again.

"You are my insoles now. I deleted your reverse information from the app. Sorry, but I need really good insoles, and normal insoles can't replace what you do for my feet. But don't worry, I will make sure you and my feet have many days together for a very long time. Thanks for your sacrifice." Daison spoke to his insoles before going to take a shower.

Kevin was slightly devastated at the news. He had endured a week of hell under his buddy's feet. All the drills and constant running had molded his insole bodies to form the perfect comfort for his feet. He no longer had that fresh smell. He smelled just like Daison's sweaty feet. Each step was pain personified that he had no words to describe. He was just used as an object under his feet without the slightest care of how he was feeling. Now to be told by his friend that this was his life permanently, shocked him, yet he shouldn't have been surprised. It was his idea in the beginning. He simply accepted that his new existence was just to be under Daison's feet forever now. Honestly, though, he thought there were worse fates than this one.

[yandere-kokeshi]

YANDERE Farah does things to me😫😫

Warnings: yandere behavior, talks about violence, and mention of NSFW.

A/N: decided to post this before I got into surgery. Wish me luck <3. Enjoy :)!

Across the board, Farah’s very loving, but also a great tactic; using her words and guilt-tripping to make you stay by her side longer. She’s possessive and hates sharing. Obviously protective, and often gets jealous when she sees you with someone else for too long.

Considering how you met, there is a high chance you are/or were on the field. You could be in the battle alongside her, getting John and the TF to help. Or helping behind the scenes, being a medic, and forcing her to see how of a good soul you are. How independent, fast willed, and easy you are to take orders; at times, willing to voice your own troubles.

With trust issues, she has it to the max. Not only did she grow up with violence, but her brother betrayed her, even hurting the foundation she had built to fight for peace. At first, she will be hesitant to talk to you — but with the obvious persistent behavior, and you keep being by her side, she slowly opens up.

However, in a rare chance, you could’ve known her beforehand, growing up in her town before Barkov stormed her village, causing chaos and trauma, resulting in the two of you being separated due to the attacks. Long in the future, the two of you reunite, causing Farah to have these feelings resurface, ones she didn’t know she even had.

Either way, her obsession started out as pinning, later growing into a one-sided romance — a love that you weren’t even aware of because, at best, she couldn’t muster the courage to tell you. Weeks upon weeks were spent daydreaming about you, fueling her madness as her protective levels raised.

Until, one day, she finally reveals her feelings. Her love and treasury for you. She opens up about her fears, tears piling down as the cigarette next to the ashtray goes dry; her hugs and kisses engulfing you, making sure you know her true meaning. And when you accept it? She’s making sure to give you the world.

To you, Farah is a gentle soul. Sure, needy and protective. Always ready to defend you, regardless of the situation; always pushes you behind her when a loud noise comes forth. But to others? She always wears a deep scowl, the death glares prominently toward anyone that comes too close or is a little too friendly toward you. The first and last time Alex touched your shoulder was the last time Farah let him touch you; her arms and intimidating voice interrupting his filthy touch.

While she’d never hurt anyone in your name, knowing how it would kill you if she did, she naturally resorts to intimidation tactics to keep people away. And it works pretty well. With her status and what she’s known for, it’s quite easy to get people away.

When she can’t be around you, which is frequent, Farah has assigned personal soldiers that are always watching over you. If not, Alex; it’s quite possible you and him have a good relationship, which she’s glad about.

Within the harsh world, if you still work alongside her (or in the military), she’d ask you to either quit, and simply live a peaceful life at the shared home or work something that’s not as harmful. As much as she supports you in your freewill to fight, she fears you’ll get hurt, and she won’t be able to protect you. Something she thinks about quite often.

With this said, it’s likely you two will be facetiming or having short calls with each other till she gets back; her asking if home is okay, and how she bought some things for you. The best part is she gets to see your lovely face before whispering a small, ‘I love you’ as you fall asleep within the camera.

With her affection, it’s quite ‘cliché’. She’s always coming back home with gifts, loving how your face lights up as she gives you books and items on subjects you both like. She’ll give you flowers and little trinkets. Sometimes going out of her way to get your jewelry and personalized rings. And at times, Farah will create scenarios in which you seek her out because she wishes to be around you constantly.

She’s always holding your hand, always looking at you with this love-struck and soft look on her face. Farah’s not one to isolate you, humanity and goodness fills her veins. Though, she does like to keep you to herself after she comes home; her fingers trailing down your pants, her voice captivating you and making you listen.

Very secretive about you. Because of her past, and what she does on a daily basis, Farah doesn’t want you tracked down, or worse. With this said, she will only reply when people ask if she’s married due to the ring she has on. Keeping it rather narrow-minded and will ignore other questions if they persist on who they are and who her future is.

Since talking about the future, Farah wants a family.

She’d love to have a big one in the future. The thought of them running to her when she comes home warms her heart. While she would be thankful if you can be pregnant, she’d rather go through adoption. Out in the world, there are plenty of children that need homes.

She’s not one to kidnap. She doesn’t want you to feel stuck, homesick, or hate her. Something she doesn’t even wanna risk, even if Stockholm Syndrome is on the table. Farah knows how it feels to be trapped — and she doesn't want you to feel like that.

There’s no such thing as punishment. She knows what it feels like being crushed upon your will, and being beaten. She never wants to resort to that to you.

Regardless of how angry you make her, either running away or going against her advice, she will never scream or hit you. Instead, she will be sitting you down on the couch and forcibly making you look at her. Her voice directly makes points, making you realize she just wants to protect you.

Though, if you really piss her off. She's willing on using a few toys she has that she'd love to punish you with. And leave you needy all day till she comes back to finally relieve the stress from her duties.

Farah absolutely adores you, and loves to spend every time she has free with you. Most often or not, If you don’t know how to ride a motorcycle, she’s one to teach you.

Goes all out on making you a custom helmet, reminding you in ways that it’s from her. When needing new changes, Farah will frequently show you the new engine and other motor parts, making sure to slip her hand around your waist with an affectionate squeeze.

Likely, the team doesn't know your existence. Sure, Price has seen the ring on her finger. But when he asks, she says yes and then moves on; making your existence even more mysterious.

Regardless if you're close with your family or not, Farah is the type of wife that will automatically place herself in your family. Wanting to get to know everyone when she has the chance, as well as playing with your small siblings (if you have any!).

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[girlyhall]

what is girly hall like genuinely/genq /lh

Written by Zoey

Well Joan is a bit insane, she likes the walk around a lot at night and whenever you find her she acts like a big foot sighting and runs away, rose thought there was an intruder once and beat Joan up with a bat once 😛 Joan also really likes to annoy, she'll just come in my room and fling my shit around, steal my bras and mess up my bed, shes really cute when she's sleepy tho, she gets all snuggly and curls up to you like a cat and I can't even lie she's really pretty with her hair down but I get it she likes her stupid hair up 😒 if we were a game of family, me and Andrea would be the mums, rose and Ruby would be the kids and Joan would be the dog, I also think she's a furry... I keep kinding cat ears and cat tails around her room... Is this a kink or furry stuff... I'll just wait till I find a furry suit or a tail with a butt plug

Ruby is really nice and a big sweetheart but she's so fucking stupid... She keeps saying she has arachnophobia but then when she sees one age calls it cute, turns out it's actually snakes she's scared of, I mean spiders are an arachnid, don't know how tf she even... Never mind, she's my best friend and I absolutely love to hang out with her, despite her lack of brain 😒 she's also the first person I came out to and I know I can't tell her whatever and I won't be judged, also I'm trying to get her more y2k stuff because rose keeps stealing it but we love her to much to take it back

Rose is the shyst, she doesn't really speak to a lot of people outside of us Girlies, she mostly stays in her room, we all really live her tho and she's kinda the baby of the band, she acts like she hates being babies but she sucks at pretending and loves the attention, one Halloween in high school rose wasn't aloud out because her bitchy mum was being a cunt so we all decided to half all of all the candy we got and gave all the half's to her, I don't see her cry a lot but that day she was a water fall

Andrea is definitely the mum of the group, she's a bit shy when you first meet her but when you get to actually get to know her it's like she's been swapped with an old lady, she's mostly calm all the times an cooks absolutely amazing, but one time when I was around 18 a little boy around 13 came up to me and made fun of how I was emo, not a moment later Andrea is yelling at him and dragging him by the hair to his parents and cursing them out for raising a shit head, god I love Andrea she's just so... She's just so me 😎

(Ruby wrote this for me)

AHHH OMGAH I LOVE ZOEYYYY, she's been my bestie sence like hmmmm diapers TEHEHE!!! 😝😝😝 around high school though I noticed she got really quiet and sad and I lowkey thought she hated me!! Turns out she was just trans lol!! After that she told her parents and was a lot happier! 🤗🤗🤗 then we both found out was emo was and soon enough her hair was over her eyes and really long and she was wearing a bunch of black and she introduced me to y2k and I adored it!!! Next thing we knew we were known as the "fashion show kids" because we always looked so glam just to go to school!! 😝😝💞💞💞💞 Zoey is a little quiet and honestly a lot like garnet from Steven Universe if she was a bisexual emo lol😍😍 she always is listening to that MCR band and Ghost and the two people who look like black and white clowns 😰 but whatever makes my girl happy!! We love to just cuddle in each other's rooms and watch videos together in silence, like trust me, you don't know bonding until your watching the Kardashians fight on TV while eating absolute trash and junk food with yo bestie!!!! ✌💞💞💞💞💞💞💙���💙💛💙💛

Uhh... I don't think Ruby understood the test of making of just a paragraph....

[imgud]

You send them nudes while they’re at work~

Mafia? + modem au!

TW: mean dom ayato! breeding kink-? Nudes! Hard SEX (ayato!) fainting! dom scara!

Characters! Kamisato ayato and Scaramouch

Gender I dunno sorry!!

PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 16 DNI PLEASE! IF YOU STAY WANT TO READ THIS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

AYATO🪷

Let’s be honest he was SHOCKED.

You where always a shy and quiet lover and now-? His pillow is between your legs and YOUR ALSO WEARING HIS SHIRT?!

And the text you sended let’s say I left him feeling hard in his cock.

Also the text under the photo you sended. Made him almost have a heart attack.

“Ayato~ when are you coming home.. I really want you. I need you. Please breed me till I forget my own name”

This man ended the meeting before even finishing what you send him💀

scenario!

“yato… slow d-down please..!” You moaned, but your husband didn’t stop. He laughed how pathetic of you to tell him to SLOW DOWN? “Awh you should have thought about me slowing down before sending that slutty nudie photo {name}”

He was being so rough. You swore to your mothers name he would get you pregnant no matter what.

It’s been almost three hours now. And you ayato are stay having rough sex. The way his cock went in and out of you, for a second you swore you saw the celestia goddess-

“Y-yato stop.. I can’t any-m..more..” you managed to say, “just one more {name} let me cum inside you one more time…!” And he did came inside you..

Ofc ayato took take of you after that, make you a delicious snack (thanks to Thomas help) showers you, and putted you to bed!

Scaramouhe!

He didn’t even KNOW YOU SENDED HIM THAT-

Well like always childe forgot his charger at home so he had to use pretty boy scaras phone to make some calls..

And after the massage you sended. He became traumatized.

POOR CHILDE FELT LIKE HE FELL INTO THE ABYSS AGAIN.

“Um.. uh scara why tf did {name} send you nudes..” SCARA WENT TO SHOCK STOP WORKING MODE

What did this goofy ginger just say?! You nudes nah nah.. YOU WHERE EVEN SCARED TO EVEN TAKE OFF YOUR NECKLACE AROUND HIM BUT NUDES SINCE WHEN-?!

Let’s say this man fainted. LIKE FULL ON FAINTED-

Rip the yelling he would get form dottore OR EVEN WORSE IMAGINE IF TSARITSA FOUND OUT...

Scenario!

“K-kuni..! Stop please I’m begging you..!”

He wasn’t listening to the words you were saying. He was acting deaf untill you said the safe word He stopped. He didn’t even count the amount of times he came inside you maybe 6 or 8 times he forgot

He just falls asleep. He doesn’t even ask if your okey- HE FAINTS ON YOU LIKE STRAIGHT UP ON YOU.

Well at least you got the attention you wanted right-?

AHHH THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER FANFIC I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT! AND SORRY IF MY ENGLISH IS BAD!!

[mattslolita]

omgg is kiwi ur real name? its SO cute!!

i finally did the replacement phone thingy. but they said they would put a hold of £799 on my dads card. which i THOUGHT meant theyd take his details and charge 799 only if we didnt send the damaged phone back within 10 days. HOWEVERRR it TOOK THE 799 AND WONT GIV IT BAK TILL WE SEND IT LMFAO! hes annoyed but yk whatever not me paying unfortunatley 😭

and school was crazy. my tutor told me i couldnt wear trianers BUT i wore the same ones last year an they look like school shoes believe it or not! so shes on my ass already 😜

then my bf came in late (idiottt) and now cuz the government FUCKING IDIOTS made a new law that if u come after 9:00 (late basically) or u dont turn up with no "valid" reason to schl this will count as a unauthorised absence. if u get 10 of those in 10 weeks you will be charged £180 PER FUCKING PARENT!!! so hes already got 1 😒

thennn it was pouring today and we had an assembly first thing at 8:30 and we had to "line up" (fuck off w ur line up we r not 6) in the rain an our head of year was yellin at us sayin we were wasting HER time. like BITCH LET US GO IN! NO TIME WASTED! my bf tried to giv me his coat cuz i dint bring one and this teacher was like "her fault she dint bring one, go bak to ur line" and my bf said no and stil gave it. SHE GAVE HIM A WARNING? meaning if he gets another 2 he gets a 1 hour detention? like what? calm tf down!

we stayed 2 hours w our tutor after assembly doing bloody quizzes like huh? we r gonna do our gcse's this year an they want us to tell em who fucking wrote "oliver twist". like what? i cant read i literally hav no fucking clue who wrote it. also never heard of the book! LMAO.

then in science we had a new seating plan 😤 an she put me next to this weird boy who keeps putting heart eyes on my tiktoks? i said i aint sittin there an cuz shes nice she let me sit next to my bf 🤗we had to walk round the room and fill in some sheet of the digestive system which was boringgggg!

english also new seating plan but i like the teacher so it was alright!

geography i sit next to some boy who doesnt shut the fuck up. hes asking me all this shit like where im from nd what languages i speak? literally english mate like do i look like im ABLE to learn another language? no!

at lunch we sat in some teachers classroom jus me an my bf and just spoke abt everything and anythinggg. my teacher said she liked my rings my bf got me🥹(cant wear jewlry to schl tho?? how does it affect my learning??????)

also more explaining to new teachers as to y i use coloured paper. like hav they NEVER seen anyone else with dyslexia?

okay imma be straight up, yo school is WILDING cs all those rules are dumb & weird. PAYING A FINE BC UR LATE TO SCHOOL ??? and i thought american schools were ass😭😭😭 its so funny to me how ur bf keeps getting in trouble tho LMFAOO like free him guys he ain't do nun to nobody !

also kiwi is NOT my real name, but its really cute & random and my bff peaches told me if i was a fruit i'd be a kiwi, so here we are 💌🥝⭐

[comparativetarot]

The Hanged Man. Art by Nara Lesser, from Neurotic Owl’s Faerytale Tarot.

I have a feeling a lot of people think they know The Red Shoes, and maybe more know the dance movies or newer stories built around it but haven’t actually read the Hans Christian Andersen original?  So let’s just establish that it is waaaaay more moralistic than you probably think.  In general, if you assume an HCA story ends with someone repenting and going to heaven, you’re going to be right more often than not.

But basically, little orphan girl gets adopted by rich old practically blind woman; gets shiny red shoes (ooooh shocking) thanks to said near-blindness, wears them to church repeatedly (horrors!!!!!).   Creepy old soldier at the door of the church offering to dust people’s shoes with his beard (WHAT) taps the shoes and tells them to stick tight while dancing.  Commence involuntary dancing, eek.  They manage to get the shoes off but little Karin juuuuust can’t resist, puts them on again, and dances off into the woods.  Cue disapproving angel, hours or possibly days of exhausted dancing through brush and briar, and finally she ends up at the executioner’s hut begging him to cut off her feet which happily DANCE OFF WITHOUT HER.

There’s some byplay where she repeatedly tries to go to church on her new wooden feet and crutches, and her severed feet turn up to scare her away till she goes to work in the parsonage and repent a bunch more.   Repentance eventually works, she goes to church, and then she dies there and the angel welcomes her into heaven, which is probably not a great time for anyone else in the building that day.

SO.  Why tf did I, a person with real issues about body horror and amputation, and a real disconnect from heavily Christian stories about sin and punishment, pick this?  The Hanged Man needed a story about self-sacrifice, and that’s weirdly not a thing that turns up in fairytales as much as you might think – especially not with the primarily female characters who interest me the most.  The Little Mermaid would have been a good option, but I have PLANS for her, plus I really want to draw her as Black and I am absolutely not putting any BIPOC on a card that references hanging, even tangentially.  Karin also gave me a way to mirror the traditional imagery from the RWS deck – don’t ask me why, I’m not doing it with every card, but for some reason with this one I really wanted to get a similar pose and even some of the colors.

But also, the Red Shoes is one of those stories that really resonates for me as an ex-dancer, and I think for a lot of dancers given how popular the ballet version is.  The feeling of loving to dance and also being hurt by it, being unable to stop even when you desperately need to – that’s a feeling I think a lot of us had.  I know when I eventually did have to stop dancing it was a huge sacrifice of who I thought I was; there was a long mourning process coming to terms with no longer thinking of myself as a dancer first and foremost, and recognizing that the art form that saved me when I was a child was hurting me deeply as an adult.

[nokaru]

💍🎻 🐷🖤🍰🍸😊😞 for BUTCHER (and any other AnS OCs you wanna throw in there!!)

this is a LONG one cause I couldn't stop myself so imma keep it for Butcher only for now :3

💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings?

Pierced ears, two helixes on one ear - doesn't really wear earrings anymore.

Then there's the question of Prince Albert piercing we've talked about BUT THAT'S IN THE STARS WHO KNOWS

🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)?

Music is more of his friends thing but he can play the harmonica pretty well. He can fuck up playing concertina too (think something like slightly better intermediate). He prefers to sing though.

🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal?

can't imagine him having a favorite animal 🤔 he likes messing around with message birds and parrots his crew has. Especially one of them talkative parrots oh yes.

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

Killing, maiming and ravaging is his job as a pirate so that's a big yes.

When on land, he used to be more willy nilly about getting into fights that didn't end necessary in death but weren't pretty either — that was years ago though. Zarr and Anna Marie managed to reel him in somewhat.

Now broken hearts that's a topic. My man is a heartbreaker, a slag if you will. Many past lovers were left with broken hearts in favor of other pursuits (the sea, freedom or other interests). Only lovers without a broken heart are Anna Marie cause she dgaf, Shiba cause he actually loves him and Beni, the biological mother of his daughter cause she died before she was able to be wronged by him.

Breaking people's trust is not as common occurrence as breaking hearts but it also happens. Butcher is a man of his word when he wants to be and a damn liar when he feels like it. He never broke the trust of his closest friends (Zarr, Rita, Tsu, somehow Anna Marie etc...).

🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

He doesn't really have a sweet tooth but he likes the cakes and pies Anna Marie makes in hopes of poisoning him 😌

🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?

Butcher drinks everything and anything, he's not picky at all when it comes to alcohol. His favorite ought to be any kind of rum cause it's the easiest to obtain on a pirate ship. I can imagine him enjoying Central European equivalent of a Moonshine too. Like a true alcoholic.

😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life?

Butcher basically reached far and beyond his life plans and dreams, he's old now and on top of things. He has won the rat race so his current objective is doing whatever tf he wants.

When he was younger his goals were always pretty short sighed – get out of X, get to Y, survive and preferably don't get your bros killed. The older he got the more he began to dream, the moment his situation got better he got greedy and so on. His group finally found some sort of stability so he wanted to be a sailor (like his mother) and return to the sea. Then it was like a bucket list for him -> be a deckhand -> boatswain -> sailing master -> first mate -> captain -> ruler of other pirate captains -> instant profit till the day you die

He's basically the "why does a story have to be true? is it not enough for it to give me indescribable power and authority over my peers" black sails post. Butcher wants to fuck around and find out.

😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone?

He's a magnet for people. Something like whatever Shirayuki has going on but worse. He doesn't attract with kindness but rather what he can promise to people (money, protection, adventure, better future etc...) Butcher is the most popular girl at the party!!

He gets left alone only by people who don't have the balls to approach him.

[gettinshiggywithit]

Day-10

!The LOV go trick or treating + what i think their costumes would be!

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Scenario:-what i think the league would wear as costumes on halloween and how i think them trick or treating would be like!

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Shigaraki

I think he’d go as maybe a zombie?

Could work i think

The whole night he just walks super slow

((Probably has his switch with him too))

Like toga and twice are wayyy ahead of everyone tellin him to SPEED TF UPP

But his excuse ?

‘Zombies are slow.dont you want me to be in character??’

“Yea well last time we checkedd they didnt carry around NINTENDO SWITCHES and play animal crossing WHILE they walked?!”

‘Im not like other zombies💅🏻’

Slay tbh

Dabi

Frankenstein’s monster

Cheesy ik,a cliche even

But come on it would suit him!

Also he doesn’t really put much effort into it

Just gets(*cough cough* steals) a pair of costume bolts and just keeps em there and calls it a day

After twice and toga beggeddd him he agreed to do the pose

Gives the people in the houses a death stare if they don’t give toga and twice enough candy

The last house ends up giving them their entire stash

Legend says their still thanking him for all the candy he ended up getting them through this tactic!

Twice

A detective !

Like he has a fedora,an old timey accent and even a magnifying glass!!

Wears a shirt,pair of pants and mr. Compress’s coat over his regular suit.

Sako literally drills it into him that if his coat gets ruined he’s gonna trap him in a marble till he finds a new one!

He’d be one of the most enthusiastic,alongside toga ofcc

Eats too much candy and gets a sugar rush at the end of the night

#NoRegrets!

Spinner

Leonardo from the teenage mutant ninja turtles !

Gets two of his swords and a big backpack that looks like a shell

Stores all of twice and togas excess in said bag

After a while he slows down and hangs out with shigaraki at the back

They both play animal crossing

“COME ON DUDEEE WE NEED YOU TO STORE OUR STASHHH WHY SO SLOWW”

‘Turtles are slow...’

“YH BUT UR A NINJA TURTLE!!!!!”

‘Ummmmm...... im a real turtle dressed as a ninja!”

*exasperated twice and toga noises*

Mr.Compress

The phantom of the opera

Except he uses his whole mask with like a regular half of the face painted on it

He like goes full out when trick or treating

He absolutely INSISTS on doing a lil trick because ‘thats how its supposed to be’

Its not but bestie just wants to be fancy

His tricks do earn em some extra candy tho

OH and he definitely bows and does the dramatic cape turn when he leaves the house!!!!

Slayyy bestiee slayyyy

Kurogiri

A ghost

Low effort and easy

Also very fitting

He just gets an old whit sheet from the league’s lair

#Responsible Adult of the night

Makes sure they all get home safely and that they dont get too much of a sugar rush

Fails at that last one tho...

He did however stop dabi from burning a house down for calling his costume tacky

So... MISSION SUCCESS

Toga

I wanna say a vampire but no

Shed be a detective like twice!

Theyd do a little bit about how they fight crime and catch shady ppl(ironyyy)

Earns em a little extra candy

Shed also flash her fangs and say shes a vampire detective!

A few of the old ladies say “ooohhh how nice dear☺️”

They do indeed give her extra candy when she says thank you

Gets a sugar rush with twice but ends up in a sugar coma after

Tbh WORTH ITTT

Bonus!

IMAGINE TWICE AND TOGA AS JESSIE AND JAMES FROM POKEMON!!!!!

Theyd do the whole “prepare foe trouble and make it double” bit too

Toga would have a lil meowth plushyy

Twice would hold it during parts of the night

They get a lot of candy

Especially from the people who recognize their costumes and say the bit with them!

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please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the mha characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but this story? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

[bcofl0ve]

Austin will wear that hoodie till it's worn tf out. Also why does ddfangirl use filters? Aren't those watermarks big enough already?

to be #real she’s treading in murky waters pulling things from whatever database she has access to, esp assuming she has access to begin with bc of a job. i know back in the heyday of lyric videos on youtube (who remembers that LOL) ppl would slightly speed up the song so it was therefore ‘edited’ and they didn’t get copyright strikes. she prob does what she does for a similar reason, even if it is a little annoying.

[anon-sect]

Story request by @thetfer

I had been going through my closet, looking at my clothes. Some of them are fans of my TF blog who wanted to be objects I own. Some of them are unwilling objects just because I decided to TF them for fun. Of course, not all them ended up being written about, but some were.

One day, while checking my DMs, I saw one who followed my blog, who was complaining about my TF activity. Thetfer was upset at what I had been doing. He was downright rude about it, in fact. I really didn't have an issue with turning my fans and followers into objects, but apparently, he did. So I decided to ignore his complaint.

After several weeks, thetfer messages were starting to get on my nerves, and something had to be done about it. I invited him to meet me at a local park to discuss his concerns in person. I assume he would be scared to voice his concerns in person, but he actually came.

Thetfer voiced that I was cruel for what I was doing and even threatened to call the authorities on my activities if I didn't cease. I had no intentions of stopping my TF fun. I remained silent while he talked. What he didn't know was that I have my TF device set up in my car pointing directly at the park bench we were sitting on. With remote in hand, I stood up and stepped a few feet from the bench. I hit the remote button. A ray of light struck him.

I watched as he quickly started shrinking in size. "You complained about my TF activity and that it wasn't fair. Now you get to see first hand why you really shouldn't have complained to me." I told him. He begged and pleaded for me to let him go, but I was too much enjoying the moment. I was looking forward to a fresh pair of insoles.

Finally, the transformation was complete. I picked up the insoles on the bench and brought them home with me. I laid them on the bed so that I could determine which pair of shoes to put them in.

These shoes was a fan that obsessed with me. So I decided if I was his obsession, he would be a perfect pair of shoes. Unfortunately, he wasn't very comfortable to wear, even though I wore him often. My foot odor saturated the insides of the poor loser. I almost felt bad for him, almost. Seeing that thetfer could make this loser more comfortable, I stuffed inside the foul stench.

I tried them on, and oh my goodness, the shoes felt much better to wear thanks to thetfer. I thought about thanking him, but who really gives praises to insoles. It's their job to make our shoes comfortable for us to wear. There was no need to thank it.

Thetfer was hurting painfully as anon-sect crushed him under his feet. He wished he had never gone to meet him or complain so much. He wished the pain was the only bad part, but the shoe he was in smelled so bad that he would have gaged if he had a physical mouth. It was the most foul foot odor he had ever encountered. He mentally pleaded to be set free. Anon-sect continued to keep the shoes on going about his day, not concerned about the well-being of his new insoles.

Thetfer had been insoles for about two weeks, being switched from shoe to shoe, serving anon-sect feet. It was a never-ending torture. No matter which pair of shoes he wore, he was always the insoles inside them. Nothing but daily torture. He thought this existed was hopeless till he heard his boyfriend confronting anon-sect about his whereabouts.

I was upset at seeing thetfer's boyfriend up in my face about his disappearance. Somehow, I thought I had gotten away like I always do. But I knew how to fix the issue. Fortunately for me, I also have a TF phone. I took it out quickly. I put in the setting of a pair of white AND1 socks. Before his boyfriend could figure out what was going on, I snapped the picture. He was gone. In his place was my new pair of socks.

I took off my shoes to speak to my insoles for the first time in a long while. "If you were hoping your boyfriend would rescue you, I am dashing your hopes right now. He is my socks. You really are a lucky pair of insoles. Who knows who you will deliver to me for me to transform them." I laugh as I take off my current socks and put on my new socks. They felt wonderful. "Your boyfriend is on my feet now. At least you will be close to him." I laugh more and put my shoes back on with my special pair of insoles inside them.

Thetfer mentally begged anon-sect for forgiveness and to let both of them go, but with no means to convey this, he saw that he and his boyfriend were stuck this way. It was a horrible existence to live the rest of his life serving his feet. He just wished he would just give him a day or two break instead of being used every day. Unfortunately, he was insoles and had no right to determine how much he was used.

[fyodior]

Istg im constantly horny for that man (dazai), i dont even understand why tf would i feel that when kunikidas entire pussy is out there T.T

Also i hc kunikida as a muscular guy, like he struggle to find fitted shirt cuz he got constantly called slut for making it look like its q compression shirt (GASP WHAT IF KUNIKIDA WORKING OUT WITH A COMPRESSION SHIRT ON) IM GONNA RIDE THIS MANS ENTIRE DICK TILL I KNOW THE FUCKING SHAPE-

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i defff see kunikida as a muscular guy, but more in the really fit/toned way than like buff ass muscles ya know. and if he does wear a fitted shirt its giving toji from jjk 💀 that's so hot tho def a shirt you'd make him keep on during sex 🙏

[gggoldfinch]

Unless you're a selfish media consumer like I am. They could murder someone from all I care; I always seperate art from the artist in every single case. So media can say whatever tf they want. Nothing is stopping me from enjoying their music, art, videos and concerts. Besides, I firmly believe in "innocent until proven guilty".

I don't know how comfortable I am airing my potentially touchy thoughts "publicly," so I'll just wordvomit under the cut and pretend no one can see. this is about the recent rammstein stuff btw

Thankfully, I too am wholly capable of separating the art from the artist. Especially within the sphere of rock/rock-adjacent genres, what band isn't problematic to a certain degree? We'd be fucked if we couldn't listen to music from bands whose members were/are sketch asf. While I do frequently find myself getting parasocially attached to celebs (just like any other chronically online fan lmao), I think my capacity to be realistic with my expectations is my one saving grace, as well as my ability to recognize that I do not know these people and therefore cannot vouch for them with 100% certainty even if I want to. Would I be devastated for a while if they turned out to be proven true without a doubt? Absolutely— I’ve already been bugging since the original stuff a few months ago. Will it ruin the band irreparably for me? No.

I too believe in "innocent until proven guilty," for the most part. People lie for attention, this is a known fact of human nature. But, I also believe that victims should be heard and supported. If these things are indeed true, then I feel for them and sincerely hope they are alright and have a proper support system, rather than just floundering on a spiteful internet platform. This being said, I am also able to see things from a logical and objective perspective—unlike many people I've seen (particularly on the cesspit platforms of tiktok and twitter)—viewing points made by both sides and deducing their validity on my own, rather than immediately and blindly choosing to either dickride or witch-hunt. I think I fall fairly in the middle-ground over this situation. I can see the points of both sides: how the guys are responsible for causing unsafe environments, and how the accusers have made contradicting and fallible statements (particularly in the case of Till’s situation), as well as how third parties have blown things out of proportion.

That being said, I do believe the guys have their serious faults. Could the rumors be true? It's very possible. But as a fan of their art and as a fan of the people who I think and hope they are, I sincerely hope for the best.

I'm not going to stop being a fan of the art and music they've created. I'm not going to recklessly trash the hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise I've collected. I'm going to selfishly hope beyond hope that they continue touring after this year, just so long as I can see them live at least once. If I were to stop doing any of these things, that would be entirely hypocritical of me as a consumer and an artist and a human being; if we can't enjoy the art of potentially problematic people, then our pool of art and culture would be tragically small. I can think of about a dozen artists, musicians, and writers off the top of my head that have been incredible influences on society, but simultaneously are/were dicks in their personal lives.

As with everything else in my pessimistic life, I'm hoping for the best, expecting the worst, and am breaking out with bad stress acne because of it. Also idk if this is the right place to say this considering the context but fuck cancel culture lmao, it far is more toxic to jump on a bandwagon to ruin someone than to be reasonable and responsible in the ways that you analyze a problematic matter

anyway. I'll continue to wear my shirts.

[anon-sect]

A Favor Owed Story #2

Tom wanted to have the weekend off to go to a special science fiction convention he didn't want to miss. He asked his coworker Niel if he wouldn't mind working for him. Since he had nothing planned for the weekend, Niel agreed to work for him. But, Niel only asked that Tom repay the favor when asked. Tom agreed to those terms.

It was several weeks later that Niel wanted a pair of boots he had seen in a catalog. The price for them was a little outrageous. He wasn't going to pay that much for them, yet he really wanted to try out a pair. There was one solution. He did have a TF ray device. He could use it to turn something into that particular pair of boots. The problem was that if he used material that wasn't living or sentient, the object would break down in a matter of minutes. He needed a living material to use to transform into an inanimate object. The rate of durability lasts way longer. He then remembered that Tom owed him a favor when he had worked his weekend for him.

Tom came over to Niel's office. "Thanks for that weekend you worked for me. I had a lot of fun." He told him.

"Good, now it's time to repay the favor. I want to try out this pair of boots, but I don't want to pay for how much they cost." Niel paused, showing him the picture. "I want to turn you into this pair of boots for just a little bit. Wear you on my feet. I would turn you back to normal afterward. I would use this device in case you are wondering." He added, also showing him his TF ray device.

Tom thought about it. He was familiar with what that device could do. He heard stories about people being transformed for days at the mercy of others. He didn't like the thought of being so helpless. "I don't know, maybe I would do another favor for you instead."

"You promised that you would repay when I asked for a favor in return. You always been a man of your word." Niel spoke, trying to convince his coworker to do this for him.

Tom was a man of his word. He saw no way out of it. "I will do it, but I only want to be stuck like that till it's time to go home and you turn me back before you leave work, deal?" He bargained with him.

"Deal." Niel spoke. Since his office door was closed, he could easily do this privately. He pointed the device at Tom and fired at him. A ray of light quickly reduced his coworker down to size and reformed him into the pair of boots he wanted. He tried them on and was amazed at the comfort. They were perfect. It was no wonder they were so high-priced. It was still a good five more hours before the end of work. He could wear Tom until then.

Tom immediately had second thoughts about his decision after five minutes of being a pair of boots on Niel's feet. His socked feet didn't smell bad, at least, but the constant pressure of his feet pressing on his face was the bad part. An hour into being a pair of boots, he felt his insole face conform to the contours of his feet. He didn't like the toe wiggling part either. He was powerless and helpless against his co-workers' feet. He didn't like this feeling one bit.

As time went on, Tom felt Niel's socks sweat a little. A slight vinegar odor started to come from his socked feet. He mentally begged for his coworker to turn him back human, but he couldn't hear his thoughts since shoes had no mouth to speak. Being walked on while his coworker went to lunch and ate lunch with their fellow coworkers felt so demeaning. He was seen as just footwear to everyone who saw him. The worst of it came when his friends would compliment Niel on his shoes he was wearing. Niel told them he got them for free and how comfortable they are on his feet. His own coworker was literally treating him as an object on his feet. He tried screaming for help to his friends, but of course, they couldn't hear the mental thoughts of a living pair of boots. He only hope that Niel would keep his promis to make him human before he left work.

Niel was so busy after lunch that he had completely forgotten about what he did to Tom. He packed up his things and left the office. He was just five minutes from his house when realized he was still wearing the transformed boots. He decided to wait till he was inside his house before talking to Tom.

Tom was entirely upset. He heard and felt when Niel left the office and was driving home, while still wearing him. This was not part of the deal. He even felt the sickening feeling as he knew Niel was walking into his house and locking his front door. "Sorry, I got so busy, I literally forgot about you as my boots. Also, I forgot to pack the TF ray device. It's still locked up in my desk drawer. So I can't transform you back till I go get it." He heard Niel paused. "And this weekend, my boyfriend and I are going out of town. We won't be back until late Monday afternoon. So you going to have to stay like this till then. But on a good note, you are really super comfortable to wear." Tom heard all this and was cursing at his coworker. This was no way part of the deal. There was no way ot could possibly get any worse, he thought.

Not long after Niel got home, Tom heard a second voice enter the house. He heard Niel address him as Ryan. This must be his boyfriend, he thought.

Ryan saw the new pair of boots on the bedroom floor. Both him and Niel were the same foot size. He tried them on and saw the level of comfort was amazing. He walked around the room a bit in them.

Tom was mortified. Niel's boyfriend was now wearing him. Ryan's feet smelled horrible, not to mention the socks were so dingy and dirty. He wanted Ryan to take him off immediately, but he continued to wear him. He heard Ryan walked to his boyfriend Niel.

"Please tell me you got me these boots for this weekend. They are so awesome, babe. I really must have them, please." Ryan begged his boyfriend, rubbing on his shoulders to convince him.

Niel really had intentions of turning Tom back to normal after the weekend, but looked like the plan was changed. He had promised Ryan that he would never use the TF Ray device on a human being. Ryan had told him that the moment he forced a human to become an inanimate object, it would be a deal breaker. He didn't want to lose his boyfriend. So there was no way he could tell him that he was literally wearing a coworker. "Sure, babe. But can I wear them sometimes too?" He spoke, kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

"We can share the boots since we are the same shoe size. I really love them. They can be our shared footwear, love." Ryan walked off to go shower.

Niel waited till Ryan was in the shower. He picked up the boots and whispered to them. "I really had planned to make you human again after the weekend, but my boyfriend likes you. He can't know what you really are or he will leave me. So my boyfriend and I will wear you. There is a positive to this situation. You are so durable, you could last for years as our footwear. Anyway, this is the last time I will speak to you. My boyfriend would find it strange if he saw me talking to our shared boots. And I don't want to explain why to him. For now, our feet own you. Thanks for repaying the favor, former coworker." He placed the boots back on the floor and went to join his boyfriend in the shower. He loved to scrub his back.

Tom deeply regretted his decision to agree to be a pair of boots. Things didn't go as planned. Now, he belongs to his former coworker and his boyfriend. At least the former coworker knew what he was wearing. It was Ryan that made the situation horrible. Ryan would wear him completely ignorant of what his feet were doing to another human being. The fact that he could last for years as the couples shared footwear made him cry. He didn't want this life. He wanted to go back to being human. Now he was stuck and forever trapped as Niel and Ryan's favorite pair of shoes totally against his will.

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tatort ep "Die Liebe und ihr Preis"

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