#also toby no crocs L

[isjasz]

Cherries, from fruit to pit. Atoms. The sun, every day. Worms. Mulch. Perspiration. The moon, every night. Me. You. 

Rebirth. 

The various cycles of life and death. 

<GoodTimeWithScar> fell from a high place. 

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EXPLODES THE DOOR ITS HSBB TIMEEEEE This is my piece for @minecraftbed's incredible fic "Gaussian Blur" in @hermitshippingbigbang :D

Go read it for the full context of the comic (and details if you can spot them!) heheeehehe I love it sm and had sm fun doing the comic! The concept is so cool and the feels are KSALDHTHRGRRHRH (please i have been losing it)

SO *grabs you by the shoulders and throws you directly at it* gogogogo 👉👉👉👉👉

[scary-lasagna]

Do you have any slender brothers hcs? I absolutely LOVE your blog 💖💖✨

omg i have so many it can probably be a series?? I have years of this pent up LmAO-Ty for coming to my ted talk.

General

Slender is the oldest, followed by Offender, Trender and then Splendor.

Their Mother, who is dubbed Mother, wasn't around a lot because she was always busy with work and her proxies.

Her proxies didn't know wtf to do most of the time.

Once they thought they had one under control, two others were trying to sacrifice the youngest (Splendor).

Their skin is so s m o o t h?

Like of like leather texture but s m o o t h and c l e a r

And it kind of sparkles sometimes, especially Slender's.

Mother usually stops by to check in on her boys at the Manor. She tends to the proxies very well like her own grandchildren.

All of them have different fathers because they either fucking die or ghost her.

Slender

Slender had to half raise most of his brothers.

This is why he's so well will the folks at the manor in discipline.

He's the most respectful out of the bunch and tries his best not to offend anyone.

Splendor is his favorite brother but shh don't tell anyone.

When he's down, Splendor always tends to find him and cheer him up no matter the situation.

Slender has always had beef with Jeff, maybe it's because Jeff tried to kill him when offering to take him in.

And then when Slender left him there in the forest, he came crawling to the manor.

He has favoritism towards the proxies, and they tend to get away with things a lot more than they should.

After handing over their will to Slender, Masky and Hoodie made excellent proxies in his opinion. But Toby was the easiest to manipulate.

He gets his power and energy from the souls either he reaps himself, or that the proxies or folks in the manor kill. The souls kind of stick around for a few hours their murderer kills them, so he set up a curfew for killing sprees.

That's kind of their rent.

Offender

Bad boi(tm) in his teenage years,

One of the reasons he got all of the *cough* experience he has.

He snuck out of the house constantly when he was a kid.

And sometimes Trender or Splendor tagged along.

He got into alot of trouble when he was both a kid a teenager, and he started shaping up when he reached his adult years because he saw how Trender was starting to take after him.

He goes to bars, usually, to lure in someone lucky for the night.

He gets most of his power and energy from pleasuring people.

Due to that, he's never assaulted anyone.

Has the longest tongue out of all the brothers, don't ask how they know that.

He's non-committal, and get's anxious when he stays with one s/o for too long because he knows he's going to outlive them one day. But, if he does find a way to either turn himself human, or turn them immortal, he'd change his life for them.

Trender

He likes his human form better than his original when he goes out.

It means more hairstyle options, make-up and all of that fun stuff.

His room is chaotically organized. If you move something in the mess, he will know.

His room consists of mannequins, small scraps of cloth he refuses to throw away, various loose (DANGerOUs!!) sewing needles, and just random things he find in thrift stores.

He goes thrift shopping to challenge himself to make it into some good and new, and then completely forgets about it/is too lazy to do it.

Kind of whiney like Offender. Also extremely lazy. He just wants to sit in his room all day and watch Netflix or youtube and draw or sew.

There are days where he gets inspiration and actually makes something from scratch, which usually turns out amazing.

Then he gets some dumbass idea like high heeled crocs.

He has an emo/goth phase when it was cool and the rest of his brothers despised him during that era.

He still cringes about it to this day. And Offender does well in reminding him.

He's so good at makeup and just art in general. He once spent a few hours on Jane and she was able to walk around without her mask. You couldn't even tell that Jeff had touched her. She cried (both happy and sad) for a good three days after that.

Splendor

Babey boi(tm)

Splendor is half-human, causing Slender not to like him when he first arrived. But he grew on him, much like all small children.

He has freckles!!

His eyes!! Are!! The!! Prettiest!!!!!!!!

They're pitch black but they have glitter/star-like sparkles in them. And they twinkle!!

Ironically, Splendor is the strongest (and scariest) out of all 4 of them when prompted. He's just too happy all of the time to let his anger get the best of him.

He carries glitter in his pockets. Not just because of "uwu" glitter, but he's kind of influenced by Offenders little shit personality and throws it at people to piss them off.

When he was 6, Slender was getting his first job and colored his tie rainbow polka dot. Slender was this ll close to chucking him out the window.

He doesn't know what he's doing most of the time, but he's just happy to be there.

His arms start off white at the shoulder and fade into black just above his elbow.

He has claws!! They're usually painted by Trender or Sally.

[stxphxn-strange]

Seasons 2 and 7 are tied for my favorite, but objectively speaking Season 5 of the office is superior. (if you haven't seen the office there are spoilers ahead)

Not only do you have the first Michael x Holly arc ("Holly and I are soup snakes"), but you also have

the business ethics episode cracks me tf up, especially that one scene when michael rolls his eyes back into his head and goes "i think it [autumn] is the most contemplative of seasons" like he's some kind of popmpous cultural expert

Jan's baby shower.

Jim and Pam's engagement (problematic as they might be at times, it was a sweet moment), the "when you're a kid you assume your parents are soulmates" thing is so cute, jim and pam watching that jack black movie with andy lmfao,

the "NO GOD PLEASE NO" cold open, also in that ep there's a scene where michael goes back into the annex and kelly just yells "hi michael!" and it's rly wholesome, tbh the whole framing toby episode is gold

the stress relief episodes ("STANLEY! STANLEY BARACK IS PRESIDENT" and the Michael roast are sublime),

the duel episode ("don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, ever"), also the episode before that when phyllis plans the xmas party! i love shady bitch phyllis vance

toby threatening dwight in order to get him to buy girl scout cookies

dwight calling michael a "pathetic, short little man" is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

Stanley: Are you out of your damn mind? Andy: Are YOU out of YOUR damn mind?

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

jim and pam going to lunch with phyllis and bob vance (vance refrigeration)

The golden ticket disaster, christ almighty

charles miner being michael's foil at the end of season 5, including but not limited to: the michael scott paper company, jim and the two (2) way petting zoo, and "why'd you duck, jim?"

“I have egg in my crocs”

Michael driving into work with Lady Gaga playing and then declaring “it’s Britney bitch.”

HOW COULD I FORGET: THE FUCKING SCENE WHERE DWIGHT AND ANDY SING “COUNTRY ROADS” TO ERIN 

also how could i forget Kevin’s fucking chili, AND andy’s shirt in the casual friday ep (that whole episode is a gem) that says “assk me about my butt” 

Darryl saying “what’d i tell you about building forts in my warehouse” is INCREDIBLE

The Michael Scott Paper Company chant,, michael throws it back so hard when he’s like “U-G-L-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI” 

“Now we are going bargain hunting in the haunted graveyard of their love”

“well well well, how the turntables”

MICHAEL EATING AN ENTIRE, FAMILY SIZED CHICKEN POT PIE FOR LUNCH,

the volleyball game in the company picnic episode and jim being so excited when they learn pam is pregnant,, that scene is so cute

The scene in “cafe disco” where Michael and Erin dance to David Bowie is so sweet, also i just love that song lol.

tl;dr- season 5 is so good, there's literally so much shit that goes down over the course of it and it’s an A+ season for pop culture moments that live on today and there’s so much in this season that i keep coming back to this post to add stuff lmao