#also this was an aesthetic blog before KinnPorsche ruined my life so its absolutely no surprise that I love ChanKim

[laesas]

More raw-fucking blorbos for you to rate! PorscheBig, ArmTankhun, ChanKim (as famously alluded to by Mr Peter Knight himself on twitter that one time)

PorscheBig - I mean it would take a LOT of character wrangling to make happen well. Porsche isn't really the kind of authority Big respects and Big doesn't give me hatefuck-capable vibes. That being said; they are both hot sooo Hell Yeah Pull That Ponytail Boy. They should fuck in front of Kinn. He'd enjoy it. Fuck Raw Rating:🔥🔥🔥/5

ArmTankhun - This is my favourite Khun ship I am ride or die for these bitches. Despite KP having 2 bodyguards in ships they completely missed the dynamic of guard becoming their persons safe place which is the absolute SAUCE. I read a fic implying that in the finalé they didn't see VegasPete on the CCTV because they were fucking in the control room to celebrate blowing up Vegas and his goons and I'm accepting that as canon. They lose a point for wholesomeness and because Arm is too responsible to not use protection. Fuck-Raw Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

ChanKim - Hysterical that it's Peter Knight approved I can't believe I missed that 💀 ChanVegas for people who run aesthetic blogs. I mean the age gap and implied teacher/student dynamic is problematic until you figure Kim has all the power which is capital C Compelling. Kim's star student protégé status and barely concealed need for approval meets Chan's sparse, hard earned praise. Sparring and disarming practice to put them in close proximity. Kim being a brat (a la BigKim) but actually getting put in his place. I was gonna give them 4 but I've actually talked myself into it. This slays severely actually. Fuck-Raw and get it out of your systems 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

This has rapidly become my favourite ask meme of all time:

Send me your unhinged blorbo combos and I will tell you whether they should fuck raw 💌💕✨