#PorscheBig

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Porsche: guys, guys. Did you hear about the italian chef who died?

Porsche: he pasta-way

Big: *chuckles*

Ken: what.

Arm: did he just-?

Pol: WAS THAT A LAUGH ?

Pete: dude, how did you do that?

Porsche: I don't know, man. I'm scared

[shubaka]

Secret relationship, wearing each other’s clothes and bigporsche if you want<3 (is that their shipname? Do they have one??)

AHHH! OKAY. "Relationship" is interpreted loosely here and uhhh listen, I apparently just want to make Big's life a little sadder. Sorry.

The first time it happens is the day after Porsche accidentally interrupts Kinn and his escort, courtesy of Big. 

“I’m not, you know.”

“What?” Porsche stops in his tracks in the middle of the hallway and turns to give Big an unimpressed look. “You’re not what?” 

“I’m not homophobic, or whatever.” Big shifts his weight onto one leg and slides his good hand into his pocket, feigning nonchalance, as if this conversation isn’t worse than getting shot. “You misunderstood yesterday.”

Porsche steps into Big’s space and looks directly into Big’s eyes, clearly searching for something, but what exactly that is, Big doesn’t know. What he does know is that the glow of the hallway lights highlight Porsche’s doe-like brown irises and softens the smooth skin of his cheeks. He’s unbearably pretty, and Big wants to punch something. 

“Hmm,” Porsche crosses his arms and tilts his head to the side, “I don’t believe you.”

Big doesn’t know why he does it, but he slams his mouth against Porsche’s in a truly terrible kiss. 

“Did you just try to headbutt me?” Porsche shoves Big’s shoulder, nearly pushing him off-balance at the unexpected move. 

“No!” This time Big does it because he’s angry and has something to prove. Big brings up his right hand and curls his hand viciously across the back of Porsche’s head and pulls their faces together. Porsche opens his mouth to shout or curse or bitch – Big doesn’t care. And he shoves his tongue into Porsche’s mouth and licks away every one of Porsche’s protests. 

When Big feels Porsche’s jaw go slack and the tension in his body release as he leans pliantly against Big’s own, Big eases the kiss and lets the slow glide of their tongues turn into soft presses of lips and stuttered panting. 

With a final nip at Porsche’s lower lip, Big pulls back and gives him a dark look. “That was a kiss.”

As he walks away, Big hears Porsche slump against the wall and mumble, “He’s not the person I kissed at the docks, was he?”

-

The next time it happens is the day after the auction and Porsche’s subsequent punishment. 

Ken is up and ready to leave the second Porsche makes it to the end of the training room, giving Big a shit-eating grin and a parting “I’ll leave him to you. I’m sick of looking at him, and you owe me one, man,” as he exits the room.

Big sighs and crouches down to untie Porsche’s hands. 

Once his hands are free, Porsche rolls onto his back and stares at the ceiling for a breath before closing his eyes and banging his fists on the floor with a grunt. 

Big sighs again, “This punishment is for your own good. You have to toughen up. We can’t just let anyone guard Khun Kinn.” 

Porsche says nothing. 

Big sighs again and Porsche hears Big’s footsteps as he walks away. After a moment the footsteps return and something small lands on Porsche’s stomach. 

Porsche reaches for it and holds it up above his head, and soon Big’s head comes into view as he leans over Porsche. 

“It’s ointment.” Big gestures to the red abrasions littered across Porsche’s chest. 

Porsche raises an eyebrow. 

Big raises an eyebrow in response. 

Porsche raises his other eyebrow and gestures to his chest.

“Oh, fuck you. I’m not playing nurse. You can put that on yourself.” 

Porsch cracks a small grin and sits up slowly. “Okay. But can you help me with something else?”

“What?”

Porsche reaches up and tugs on Big’s tie, causing him to stumble down onto his knees in front of Porsche. Porsche glances at Big’s lips. 

“I just need to test something.” Porsche makes eye contact with Big and waits while Big takes his turn to drop his gaze down to Porsche’s lips and back up.

They both move forward at the same time, but this kiss is unlike their first. 

It’s less angry and more tentative. Big can feel Porsche trembling but there is no passion to it. He pulls back and takes in Porsche’s lost expression. 

“What are you trying to do?” 

“I don’t know.” 

Big uncurls Porsche’s fingers from where they are clenched around his tie and then stands up. There’s a rustle of clothes and Porsche feels Big’s suit jacket envelope him. “We shouldn’t do this. Not while you’re like this. Go to your room. Put on that ointment and get some rest. We still have to report for duty tomorrow.” 

Porsche watches Big leave and he sits and thinks about a hazy kiss by the docks, an enlightening kiss in a hallway, sitting naked and confused in Kinn’s bed, and sitting here, half-naked on the floor, with Big’s jacket draped around his shoulders and a jar of ointment in his hands. 

-

Sometime after Kinn and Porsche get kidnapped, Big sees the way they look at each other, and he smells Kinn’s cologne on Porsche’s skin, and it doesn’t happen again.

[crescentlyautumn]

For @wildelydawn

My very self indulgent KinnPorscheBig fic. The itch has been scratched and I hope you all enjoy!🤍💛 (Warning: This fic is a big one, but when is that surprising knowing me?)

[kinnbig]

honestly that other anon is completely right: porschebig written by you is endgame worthy. i'd never doubted kinnporsche as an endgame couple before but after reading that chapter i was like... hahaha... unless?? 👀👀 the power you wield is incredible.

dsnfdfd omg this is the highest compliment i've ever received thank u 🫣 i can't see porschebig ever being a romantic pairing tbh but the enemies with benefits potential is astronomical imo and i'm extraordinarily here for it!

[laesas]

More raw-fucking blorbos for you to rate! PorscheBig, ArmTankhun, ChanKim (as famously alluded to by Mr Peter Knight himself on twitter that one time)

PorscheBig - I mean it would take a LOT of character wrangling to make happen well. Porsche isn't really the kind of authority Big respects and Big doesn't give me hatefuck-capable vibes. That being said; they are both hot sooo Hell Yeah Pull That Ponytail Boy. They should fuck in front of Kinn. He'd enjoy it. Fuck Raw Rating:🔥🔥🔥/5

ArmTankhun - This is my favourite Khun ship I am ride or die for these bitches. Despite KP having 2 bodyguards in ships they completely missed the dynamic of guard becoming their persons safe place which is the absolute SAUCE. I read a fic implying that in the finalé they didn't see VegasPete on the CCTV because they were fucking in the control room to celebrate blowing up Vegas and his goons and I'm accepting that as canon. They lose a point for wholesomeness and because Arm is too responsible to not use protection. Fuck-Raw Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

ChanKim - Hysterical that it's Peter Knight approved I can't believe I missed that 💀 ChanVegas for people who run aesthetic blogs. I mean the age gap and implied teacher/student dynamic is problematic until you figure Kim has all the power which is capital C Compelling. Kim's star student protégé status and barely concealed need for approval meets Chan's sparse, hard earned praise. Sparring and disarming practice to put them in close proximity. Kim being a brat (a la BigKim) but actually getting put in his place. I was gonna give them 4 but I've actually talked myself into it. This slays severely actually. Fuck-Raw and get it out of your systems 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

This has rapidly become my favourite ask meme of all time:

Send me your unhinged blorbo combos and I will tell you whether they should fuck raw 💌💕✨

[cubelik]

"Because being in love with Kinn is one thing. But for it to become being in love with Kinn and Porsche? He’s fucked.

He can’t imagine the pain he will go through if he falls in love with the two men.

Because the chance of them reciprocating his feelings are very slim, to none. After all, why would they ever want Big when they have each other?"

Она спала всего два часа из-за этого фф, потому что хотела непременно его дочитать, но не могла не перечитывать некоторые моменты по несколько раз, чтобы насладиться ими подольше. Она обеими руками и ногами, и всем своим существованием за пару Чан/Биг, но этот фф просто сокровище. Она обожает такого Бига, обожает наглого Порша и немного не долюбливает Кинна, причинившего боль Бигу, но она надеется, что он исправится и будет любить и беречь его не меньше своего первого парня. Она всегда жаждет продолжения интересных фф, но в этот раз оно правда необходимо. Как это будет работать? Каким образом они будут вести себя перед окружающими? Как справятся с неуверенностью Бига? И много, много горячих и нежных моментов, ради которых иногда и бабочки оживают. Потому что обычно всегда показывают, как герои мультфильмов/фильмов/фф/книг добираются до "долго и счастливо", но забывают про то, что это "долго и счастливо" еще надо уметь сохранить.

Она знает, что пишет это под каждым фф, но. Это ее новый любимый фанфик.

[miamaymarry]

Kinn prowled into the frame, leaning over his lovers.

“You both are really pretty.” He paused to nestle his nose into Big’s soft hair, inhaling, while his hand found Tay’s delicate waist, wandering over his hipbone to cup his perfect butt.

Tay chuckled at Big’s flustered face, watching his features blush as he pressed into Kinn’s touch.

“Porsche said come back to bed…��� Kinn whispered, wrapping his arms tighter around the other two, knowing they couldn’t deny anything from their boyfriend.

Big gulped heavily, realizing there was no way he and Tay would make it to their event in time.

I unlocked a new ghostship 😍

“Pretty?” Tay asked, looking away from his reflection to glance at the bodyguard.

Big sighed, unable to tear his eyes off the other one, drinking in every single detail he could find in the mirror. “So pretty…”

[magicaldreamfox1]

dreamy drabbles

KINNPORSCHE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT

— prompt: trust

Big can feel Kinn's eyes burrowing into his back from across the room.

"Porsche, this isn't– I mean what about Kinn, what about–"

Porsche's fingers graze the skin above his waistband. He gasps quietly.

"I told you it's fine." Porsche murmurs, leaning closer. "Do you trust me?"

Big doesn't answer, but doesn't back away either, only letting out a shaky exhale.

What a curious thing to want so much.

"Trust me. Please?" Torturously slowly and carefully, Porsche leans in to kiss him.

And despite his instincts telling him that this is wrong, he can't have this, he pulls him closer.

[incorrectkinnporsche]

*During that one Kinnporsche episode*

Porsche: I can't believe Big is homophobic

Pete: What?

Porsche: I know! I can't even understand how there's still people who think like that

Pete:

Pete: Porsche, Big is the gayest folk I've met in my whole life.

Porsche: wait-

Porsche: *brain damage*

Pete: I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT MAN COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'S HOMOPHOBIC

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Porsche: I think I just realized that, in fact, that silly childhood anecdote actually impacted me deeply and I'm still suffering the consequences of it

Big:

Big: why are you telling me this?

[kinnbig]

🥰 tagged by @prismatic-witch my beloved

RULES: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and tag as many people as you have wips!

dofksjd oh this is going to be embarrassing 🫣 okay, these are my wip file names (in alphabetical order):

4.5 - kenbig la forte

4.5 - porschebig la forte

7 - arm

8 - [redacted for Chart Topper spoilers lol]

another armkhun thing?

ArmKhun Thing

big and ken centric pain and sadness compilation - compilation doc

burnout

burnout epilogue (?)

breakable heaven

djddj

f/f kimchay

Footnotes

forbidden burnout epilogue

idk man. more kenbig.

fake dating chapter 5

kimchay babey

kenbig reunion kiss prompt

khuntae part 2

kiss prompts

LMLIYM chapter 3

LMLIYM chapter 4

oh no kimchay time

ramking bar au

ramking soulmate au

Tankhun Timeloop

UH. kenbig.

ummm kenbig

unspoken not unsaid

VegasBig

yeah. uh. there’s something wrong with me fr.

I cannot tag 30 people fhbdjdfsn but I'll tag @aikinn, @divorcedmalewife, @kimchaybrainrot, @thewholedamnboulangerie, @lugarn, @technicallyverycowboy if you want to! 🥰

[kinnbig]

yeah, i tried to imagine big and chan, but i feel like big is more likely to let porsche fuck him just to get fucked by kinn by proxy than to be in love with chan.

dshjfjbfhfjd i love this take omg. porschebig proxyfucking supremacy!

[shubaka]

17 & 19 for writer asks :)

17. Your favourite character to write this year?

Ahhh it's a toss up between Kim and Chay but I think I mostly just like writing them together -- especially if it's something silly. :')

19. What is one pairing you want to explore next year?

A while back I wrote a little PorscheBig ficlet and that made me want to explore KinnPorscheBig. They have a really interesting dynamic and I have some vague half-formed thoughts about it, but I haven't really solidified any ideas yet hahaha.

ao3 wrapped asks

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Never mess with PorscheBig shippers. We're literally four people and all of us are fucking depressed

[magicaldreamfox1]

dreamy drabbles

— prompt: hate sex

"Feels good, huh?" Porsche pants on top of him, an infuriatingly smug smirk on his face. "Bet you didn't expect that."

"Fuck you", Big spits out, his efforts immediately made nought by the moan that follows.

God, he's insufferable.

All his power as the head of the minor family really went to his head. It's unattractive.

He leans down to kiss Big's neck in a laughable attempt at imitating care and intimacy. And still, his hand tightens on Porsche's arm.

"Oh god, I hate you."

Porsche just laughs and continues thrusting into him with dizzying precision. "Imagine I'm Kinn then."