#also this is about that thang i was talking about a couple days ago at like 3am

[comet-frog]

strategically keeping my sanity by Not Cleaning up the doodle too much (<-already cleaned it a shitton)

[littledovesnow]

a/n: it's part 2 to this little thang and also this request: can you write a fluffy coryo fic where yn is in the arena during the bombing and she gets hurt worse than coryo? love your fics!

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Coriolanus shuffling around his bedroom drew you from your slumber, momentarily forgetting the past day’s events.

“What are you doing awake so early?” You mumbled, leaning back on your elbows to watch your boyfriend skitter around, papers in his hands.

“Dr. Gaul wanted Clemensia and I to write a proposal for some additions to the Games. After everything yesterday, I forgot until a little while ago.” Coriolanus explained, glancing at you. “It’s still early, you can sleep for another couple hours.”

Shaking your head, you sat up and yawned. “I’m not going to let you stay up alone, Coryo. Besides,” you looked at your bandaged palm. “My hand is starting to bother me again.”

The blue eyes you loved darted from his desk to the white gauze on your hand. “I’m sorry, love. I wish I could have been in your place.”

“Don’t, Coryo. You couldn’t have predicted what could have happened yesterday.” You drew your knees up to your chest, arms wrapping around your legs. “What sorts of things did you write about adding to the Games? Does Clemensia know you’re still writing it?”

Coriolanus set his pen down, giving the paper a once-over. “Would you like to read it? Make sure it makes sense?” He asked, handing the papers over to you.

Taking them in your non-stitched hand, you looked the three sheets over, reading over what Coriolanus suggested the Gamemakers add to enhance the Games and entice the Capitol and even districts to watch them.

“Betting on the tributes?” You asked. “How?”

Coriolanus shrugged, moving to sit next to you in his bed. “A prize pot, perhaps? The winner gets a portion of the prize money, the Capitol gets the other portion to use in updating the arena.”

Humming, you passed the papers back to your boyfriend, who slid them into his bag. “Now, you do need rest. Sleep for a little, my dove.”

You rolled your eyes, but you did curl into Coriolanus’ side as he too tried to catch another couple hours of sleep.

-break-

Having been granted fifteen minutes with the tributes in the arena to gather information and propose strategies, you made quick time of getting the basics out of your bag and handing them to Tanner.

“Some food, water, and antibiotics to last until the day after tomorrow.” You explained, setting the items on the table within Tanner’s reach so he could examine them while restrained to the table.

“Your hand okay?” He asked, staring at the gauze.

Following his gaze, you flexed your fingers, grunting as the skin pulled taut near the stitches. “I’ll be okay.”

You looked over to where Coriolanus and Clemensia were talking to Peacekeepers and Dean Highbottom, having been called over from their tributes. “Have you made any allies so far?”

Tanner knew what you were getting at. “You want me to help protect the songbird? Your boyfriend trying to win or something?”

You swallowed, gauging how you should respond. “Or something.”

“Look,” Tanner said, lacing his hands together on the tabletop. “I’ll save my ass first, but if there’s anything I can do to not get her killed, I’ll try to help her.”

You thanked him, jumping when there was a sudden alarm from the speakers. “Time’s up!”

Peacekeepers wasted no time to gather the tributes and take them back to their cage at the Capitol Zoo, and you wished Tanner well before the next time you saw him- one final meeting between mentors and tributes before the Games.

-break-

You finally caught up with Coriolanus after a couple hours back at the Citadel, frowning at the lack of Clemensia with him. “Where’s Clem?”

“She’s uh, she’s not feeling well.” Coriolanus replied, grabbing the door to the café for you.

“Oh. Did something happen when you two met with Dr. Gaul?”

Coriolanus softly nodded his head. He looked green at the gills, and you felt your stomach turn at what the possibilities could be with Dr. Gaul and her mutts in the lab.

“Coryo,” you whispered. “What happened?”

“I can’t explain it here. But I will, promise.” He mumbled, chewing on his lip.

You knew he would eventually tell you, as it seemed you were one of the few people he would give the full truth.

“Okay.” You sat at one of the pristine tables, sweeping some crumbs off of the surface. “Citadel needs to get new Avoxes to clean, I think the current ones have gone soft with their jobs.”

Coriolanus hummed absentmindedly, taking your non-injured hand. “Did you have a good meeting with Tanner earlier?”

Nodding, you explained how you got him to try and protect Lucy Gray, as much as you disliked the singer.

“Hopefully her district-mate won’t take that in the wrong way.” Coriolanus mumbled. “Hey, does your father still have that guitar he used to play?

Narrowing your eyes, you didn’t like where this was heading. “I believe so. Why?”

“Lucy Gray is going to sing at the interview, but she needs a guitar. It’s the only thing I could think of to get her sponsors.”

“She’s going to what?” You asked, confused. “Isn’t the purpose of the interview for the Capitol citizens to get to know the tributes? You know, to want to help them?”

Coriolanus retracted his hand from your own, shield going up. “We thought it would do better for her to sing. You saw how everyone reacted when she sang at the Reaping. She was the talk of the town.”

Frowning, you had to admit Coriolanus had a point. “I can ask if my father will let me use the guitar. But there’s no promises when he finds out what it would be used for.”

Coriolanus thanked you softly, eyes focusing on something behind you. “What time did Dean Highbottom say we were to go back to the arena?”

Turning around, you felt a bubble of anxiety when you saw the Peacekeepers at the entrance of the café. “Never said a specific time. I guess it’s now.”

Just as you two were standing up, Dean Highbottom called for the twenty-two remaining mentors to meet him and the Peacekeepers in the main hallway.

-break-

“Didn’t expect to come back here today.” Tanner said as you sat across from him once more.

“Nor I.” You replied, looking around with a careful eye. “Tanner, there are lots of hiding spots up in the stands. If you can get there quickly, you should be able to hide until some of the tributes are taken out.”

“You mean killed. Till they’re killed.” Tanner spat, frowning.

You quickly glanced at him, before diverting your gaze. “Y-yeah, I guess. Listen, you’ve already got some sponsors, so I’ll be able to supply you with water and some bread during the Games. But I won’t be able to send them unless I know where you-”

You were cut off as a number of explosions went off around the arena, sending everyone into a tizzy.

Tributes were running around, some trying to escape, others to hide. Peacekeepers were split between controlling the tributes and trying to evacuate the mentors, and the mentors themselves were making a break for the exits.

“Coryo!” You yelled, dodging some fallen rocks and marble.

You saw your boyfriend helping Lucy Gray out of a predicament, before his eyes met your own, and you saw them grow wide as dinner plates.

Before you could say anything else, you heard the beam above you break and grow closer and closer, feeling someone push you nearly out of harm’s way, but not completely.

-break-

Soft whispering was the first thing you heard, the smell of antiseptic the first thing you smelled.

There was a pressure on your hand, and you tried to squeeze it.

“Hey, hey can you hear me?”

Coriolanus, his hand was what you felt in your own.

“Tigris, can you get one of the nurses? I think she’s waking up.”

You tried with all your might to open your eyes, but regretted it as you were met with a rather bright overhead light.

Blinking a few times to adjust, you swallowed thickly, Coriolanus grabbing the water cup on the table to his side.

“Wh- what happened?” You croaked, voice raw.

“It was a rebel bombing.” Sejanus voiced from where he was walking into the room. “They must’ve been there for months.”

You didn’t know what to say, and Coriolanus was quiet, as well.

“Four tributes are dead. Felix Ravenstill is on life support.”

“Is Tanner ok?” You asked, looking between the two men. “Lucy Gray? Marcus? Are they okay, too?”

“Lucy Gray is fine, but Marcus is,” Coriolanus drifted off, looking back at his classmate.

“Marcus made a run for it.” Sejanus explained, frown on his face. “Peacekeepers are out looking for him, but he’s got a better chance out there than in that arena.”

You furrowed your brows, looking back at your boyfriend. “They’re still going on with the Games?”

Coriolanus nodded, and the light caught his face, causing you to gasp. “Coryo, are you okay?”

Before he could answer, Tigris came back into view, nurse in tow. “How are you feeling, Miss Rosewing?”

You paused before speaking, just now realizing how much pain you really were in. “I’m sore, but it’s fine.”

Coriolanus frowned, squeezing your hand.

The nurse nodded, eyes roaming the three people around your cot, stopping at Coriolanus. “You, young man, aren’t supposed to be out of your own bed. What are you doing over here?”

“I needed to make sure my girlfriend was okay. I feel fine.”

Your eyes trailed around Coriolanus’ body as he talked before coming to a stop at the faint bruising on his cheek.

The nurse hummed, attention falling back to you. “You sustained some of the worst injuries from the bombing. A broken rib or two and a punctured lung being the worst of it.”

That explained the pain you felt every time you took a breath.

“The doctors want to keep you here for a couple days for observation.” Tigris added, and you immediately shook your head, struggling to sit up.

“Easy, easy, don’t want to rip a stitch.” Coriolanus commanded softly, helping you adjust to a more upright position.

“I can’t stay here! I need to be at the Citadel, need to help Tanner, help Lucy Gray.” You looked between the nurse and your boyfriend, both with frowns on their faces.

The nurse thought best to leave the area, so she simply explained that it was only a recommendation that you stay, final decision was up to you.

“You should stay here. It’s safer.” Coriolanus spoke, glancing at the tv as Lucky Flickerman began interviewing Jessup.

Sejanus and Tigris both agreed with him. “Not to mention they have medication here that can help you with the pain.”

You fiddled with the hem of the sad excuse of a sheet covering your legs on the bed. “I’m not staying. I need- I need to try and get Tanner as far into the Games as he can go.”

“Love,” Coriolanus started, glancing up at the tv once more as Lucy Gray began to sing, before returning his attention to you. “Please, just stay here for the night.”

“No, Coriolanus.” You rarely used his full name, only when you were done arguing, and Coriolanus was no fool.

Tigris softly bid you two good night, promising to update Grandma’am on your conditions, and Sejanus walked her out.

You watched in the corner of the tv as Lucy Gray’s number of donations sky-rocketed, Coriolanus’ eye on the rise and fall of your chest.

“I’m sorry.”

Your quiet apology startled him, and his gaze shot to your own. “What for?” He whispered, elbows coming to rest on the side of the bed, lacing your hand in both of his own. “Unless you placed those bombs, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

Looking at his bruised cheek, you felt your eyes water. “I- Coryo, I need to help Tanner so he can help Lucy Gray. You need to win, Coyo.”

Coriolanus felt his heart swell, hand moving to caress your cheek. “I will, love. I will.”

“Can you stay over tonight? I don’t think I can be alone.”

Coriolanus nodded, pressing his lips to your hand. “Of course.”

-break-

You second-guessed your decision to leave the hospital as soon as you fully sat up, pain erupting throughout your abdomen. “Oh, okay, ow.”

Coriolanus paused, one hand hovering at your lower back, the other being held tightly be your own. “You okay?”

Nodding, you pressed your lips in a tight line. “Just peachy.”

“It’s not too late, you can still stay here.”

You shook your head, bracing yourself as you stood up. “Once I’m up it’ll be better.”

Coriolanus, not believing you for a second, bit his tongue as you carefully took a step forward. “You still feeling like this was a good idea?”

“Shut up, Snow.”

Coriolanus followed you as the dutiful boyfriend he was, thankful your father had sent the family’s private car, not wanting you to walk the miles it was back to your family residence.

“I think it’s time for a long, hot shower.” You mumbled, thankful to be sitting in the plush backseats of the vehicle.

Smiling, Coriolanus hummed in agreement, hand going to rest on your thigh. “I think that’s just what the doctor ordered.”

“No funny business tonight, though. Maybe once I can take a deep breath again.” You smiled, and Coriolanus felt a small weight lift off his shoulders, happy you were back to your teasing self even with the aftermath of the bombing.

a/n: idk if i'm gonna continue to write the rest of the games, we all know what happens lmao ,,, send requests loves

[golbrocklovely]

It gets so annoying how the fans react to seeing Colby with ANY girl. I know I’m one of the few old heads in the fandom, but god damn it’s annoying. I remember being young and having a celebrity crush but I never went this far. Like I understand shipping, but I don’t think it should never go as far as sending random females hate just because they are within 5 feet of Colby.

He’s a big boy, let him do whatever he wants lol

at this point for me, it's not even the hating that annoys me. it does, don't get me wrong, but at this point i expect to hear and see "i just don't like her, she's giving me a weird vibe" or some variation of that. or worse. but what actually annoys me is the weird obsession this fandom gets with the girl once she is known of.

bc it's one thing to lurk or be curious, that's fine. makes sense. but it's another thing entirely to, within a couple days time, act like you are best friends and the biggest fan of this girl. these fans will follow her, comment on her pics, go into her lives and watch them, watch or stream her content, learn everything they can about her, dm her constantly, when not even two fucking days ago yall didn't know who she was. and what's funny is they do all of this, and then colby stops talking to the girl bc it's not a serious relationship. and then this fandom acts like the girl never existed in the first place.

it's a very weird phenomenon.

also, in particular about this situation, the reason why it upsets me a little bit more than usual is bc the fan that showed the pic off of colby and this girl……. sam was also there, on a date, WITH A GIRL. and from the whispers i've heard, it may or may not have been a well known girl too. but he got to keep his privacy. colby on the other hand doesn't get to have that. he doesn't deserve to have his love life be private. bc this fandom, et large, just sees him as a ken doll they can play around with and have him fuck all the bratz and barbies they so wish him to do that with.

i mean, this is a bigger issue that i don't have to get into, but like… the way this fandom jokes about colby being a slut, fucking anything that moves, all that shit, right? we all love to revel in him moving onto someone new or having a new boo thang. but the MOMENT that happens, all of sudden "omg colby is so gross, he will fuck anything that moves. he never has a serious relationship, he's a fuck boy. he uses women all the time." and it's just very confusing to me.

which is it? do you want him to be a slut and have fun, or do you want to shame him for doing that? it can't be both.

[tastyykpop]

nct dating headcannons!

I only did 127 because there's so many but ill do the others if anyone requests it :)

ɴᴄᴛ ʙғ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ

Taeil

Mr. Moon Taeil is the definition of a cuddly boyfriend

Hes always holding your hand or kissing your cheek

Definitely gets shy when the members are around but in public youre all his

Hes super sincere about anything too but also knows how to joke around

I mean have you seen him with nct

Hes funny❗❗

Like he's gonna make you laugh no matter what

And those deep convos yall would have at night while cuddling>>>

"What if we were put on earth by aliens as an experiment to see if we would live and everytime we see ufos its just our cousins checking up on us"

Eyes wide open, "bro"

Taeils either the big or small spoon too

There's no in between

Also the biggest baby when yall are chilling

"I call small spoon!"

"But you were the small spoon last night"

"K and what about it"

10/10 would complain if you didn't want to sit with him and watch a movie or show

Would probably guilt trip you by saying you never watch something with him

Hes a sweet manipulator...

But he could easily replace you with one of the members

Like sicheng

Taeil will always ask if you've eaten

If you haven't eaten he gets big sad

Don't make him sad

Plus hes always checking on your health

And he'll know if your lying if you say you're doing fine when you're not

Also don't lie in general cuz he doesn't like that

That would make him trust you a bit less and he definitely wants trust in the relationship

Trust is a huge key or hes out

Johnny

This man 🥲

Boyfriend Material™

So gentle and loving

Loves making you feel special and will hype the shit out of you when you don't feel confident doing something

Will always make sure you're doing okay

Johnny puts in so much effort to make this relationship work and expects you to put the same amount of effort into it too

Like taeil, hes really big on trust

Add honesty to that list

Plus he expects you to be mature when needed

If you're the type of person who depends on someone else for everything and I'm mean everything he will actually leave

Hes not your babysitter❤

But he will take care of you to some extent

Like basic things for instance

He'll make you food if you're sick, get you water if your dehydrated, will get your feminine products when you need it

Very sweet😌

Okay and he spoils you but wbk

"Why are you getting me so much things?"

"Because I love you."

"But why did you get me a kitten costume???"

He has some kinks to work out 😐

Johnny will go to shop after shop even if you say you don't want something (you do but you just don't want him to pay) he'll get it without batting an eye

"Youve been staring at these shoes for 5 minutes imma buy them for you"

"Huh? No! I-"

"Too late"

will take you out to dinner all the time just to be romantic

Hes actually really good at romantic stuff

I say Johnny you say whipped

Johnny👀

Whipped😫

His free time is always you time

So don't bother saying your busy cuz now hes busy with you

"Johnny i got a test coming up can you come later? I need to study

"Thats cute im coming over to help"

Taeyong

Judging taeyong on his looks, some say he would be cold to his girlfriend

Like a tsundere

But the man is quite the opposite

Though he can be stern if need be

He has 22 children what do you expect

Will literally treat you like his members and always taking care of you

But there will be times when you have to take care of him because hes so tired from work

He turns into a baby when he's tired or lazy too

So wrap him in a burrito blanket and hes all set for the day

Makes weird noises but thats normal

You're just watching tv and hes just making some old video game sounds with his mouth

No one questions it

If he didnt make sounds you'd probably question it

Talks in pout if he doesn't get his way with you

"Why don't you wanna play games with me~"

"Bruh I'm tired"

Or just gives you those big puppy eyes without even trying

Complete other person when you're not listening

He just kinda stares at you all intimidating like until you listen

Taeyong won't do anything too bad if you kept ignoring him, but you don't know that

Omg bro he'd literally bring you on vlive with him to chat

Even if the company is like '???Shes not an idol???'

But its taeyong so SM doesn't care🧍‍♂️

"We have special guest again! Its y/n-ah!!"

You'd be just chilling on his bed giving him a wtf look until you realize there's a camera and smile

"Shes cute. Isn't she cute guys?"

Don't try to escape the vlive, he'll just get up and sit you on his lap

Makes everyone watching jelly🥲

Bro he would make fun of you the same way he makes fun of doyoung

you'd be sitting with doyoung or sumn and taeyong just comes up to the both of you and decides

'Its time to end these two'

You and doyoung are just like 'tf did we do'

Somehow some other members are making fun of yall

Of course they aren't mean

Its all fun and games and gives you a good laugh after

Doyoung

Hes literally a mom

But its ok

You love it

Sometimes

He also nags a lot

And if you don't listen he gets mad

You wouldn't tell him this but you find it funny

And cute🤐

"Youre almost as bad as dream" 

"what are u talking about im an angel"

"Kay then put the knife down we kinda need haechan to live"

Hes beaten you with a pillow once

In front of taeyong

Taeyong was watching like 👁👄👁

I dont think he cares much for pda tbh

But he doesn't hate it

He'll hug you a lot

And doyoung will probably kiss you here and there

But thats depending on his mood

If he's tired he'd probably just hold you in his arms

Either way he still makes you smile even with the smallest of touches

When you guys go out in public doyoung always holds your hand

I mean always

Remember when I said he doesn't seem like the type to be into pda

I lied

Doyoung wants everyone to know youre his

He won't kiss you but he will pull you into random hugs and hold your hand like he's gonna lose you any second

Doyoung also can't go anywhere without dressing his best

Like even if he's just practicing he's gotta look cute

And he always does because he's fucking kim doyoung

Doyoung also has a habit to make up names for you

Like one day he'll call you babe/baby

The next day could be angel or princess

Then there's you who just calls him bunny because he hates (loves) it

Expect some random gifts from him

Cuz like Johnny, he likes to spoil you

he just loves the smile thats plastered on your face

Pinches your cheeks evey time you smile too

When you guys are just chilling in the dorms you are always doing something to make doyoung get "angry"

"Angry" doyoung is a fun doyoung

Says you and taeyong 🤭

Literally will chase you around the dorm until he gets you and "scolds you"

Hell also scold taeyong

Sometimes you prank him with the other members

*cough*haechan*cough*

But doyoung knows youre just being playful

So he kinda laughs at you

Yuta

Hes a devil

Wbk

He can go from calling you the cutest lil thang to saying the most inappropriate stuff

"U have such a pretty mouth" 

"no stop" 

"how about u use it on my-"

"OUT DEMON"

Besides that he's actually very nice

Although he doesn't really show his affection like how most couples would

At first hes kinda like a "cold boyfriend" but not?

Gives off a tsundere kinda vibe

He lives for pda

Especially if you initiate it

His favorite is kissing your neck

Not in a sexual way or trying to give you hickeys tho

He just comes over and kisses it

Probably has a neck kink 😳

Same 😌

When you guys are out in public his arm is always around your waist or shoulders

He gets easily jealous when you give anyone any attention

Especially if you have a pet

He will be pouty for God knows how long until you notice

"I'll make it up to you"

"ok then prove it *pats his lap*"

"...I can and will replace you with this animal"

Will not let a dude flirt with you

If he sees a dude flirt with you he just gives them ㄒ卄乇 ㄥㄖㄖҜ

Lowkey hot

But sometimes gives you that look if u aren't listening to him

Its an advantage

Freaks you out tho

When your sitting on the couch minding your own damn business yuta always pulls you onto his lap or sits you between his legs

He really likes to be close to you

So when you guys are sitting he keeps his head on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around you gently rocking you both

Omg im making myself feel single

If you are sad yuta will always be the first person you lean on

Even if its not serious

"Who do I need to fuck up?"

"Im literally just on my period..."

The members sometimes tease him because they'd never seen him so in love

He looks at you like ur his everything

Because you are

He'll tell you that too

If you say something bad about urself he gives you a whole ass lecture about how u should love yourself the way he loves you

He'd be talking for 25 minutes but you stopped listening 30 minutes ago

Literally scolds you for not listening

Loves how well you get along with the members

But also hates how well you get along with specific members because of how similar you are with them

What I'm trying to say is that you are a bit too similar to mark🚶‍♂️

Jaehyun

Frat boy boyfriend

Lowkey wants to fuck everyday

Idk he gives off that vibe

But jaehyuns just chill half the time

Hes like an American boyfriend like bitch you're Korean 👁👄👁

Hes super cuddly and warm

Thats weird wait

Like when you're cold just snuggle into him because body heat <3

Always loosely has his arms around your waist when just laying down

Whole different story if you're sitting on his lap and just standing around

Back hugs😫😫

Dead ass the first thing he does if he sees you is give you a back hug

It works for a lot of things

Surprise? Back hug

You're cooking? Back hug

Horny? Back hug

Solves his life problems basically

Hes a freak omg

Very flirtatious too

Hes just that bitch

Either he makes you blush or roll your eyes

"Y/n you're ass is fat"

Def an ass guy😑

Hes the type of guy to put his hands in your jeans back pocket

Wait no im feeling jaehyun too much rn

BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

Or when yall hug his hand doesn't rest on your back but your ass

If you're wearing some shorts or something that makes your but pop

Hes gonna smack it and pretend like nothing happened

Yo someone pls save me im in my jae feels

Nah I've been talking about his ass kink for too long

Ummmm

Okay for real though jaes actually really nice and kind of careless when it comes to you

Fuck everyone else, if you've fallen and scraped your knee hes gonna be that soccer mom and rip a band aid out of nowhere

But if one of his members scraped their knee he'd just look the other way and smile like nothing happened

Earlier I said he was chill but hes also loud too

You walk into the dorms and the first thing you hear is "Y/N!!" Wyd?

You swear he doesn't realize how loud he is half the time because of that deep voice

This bitch always makes sure youre healthy and tries to take you to the gym with him

It dont work cuz this bitch just stares at your ass

Nah I need to do the next member

Jungwoo

hes literally the cutest especially around you

When he greets you its basically a whole ass bear hug

Whole lots a kissing

Literally doesn't care where you guys are

He will kiss you anywhere

Loves to kiss your forehead because he doesn't have to bend down as much🤭

doesnt care if the members are there

Nobody ever questions it either

"youre my baby right?"

"jungwoo-"

"riGhT?"

"Yes...."

He does aegyo if he doesn't get his way

It works every time don't lie

Will probably sit on your lap for some reason

Hes not light

But if you can do it so can he

you guys never get into fights

Even if you do its never anything serious

"you fucking pushed me so u could win"

"false I accidentally bumped my arm into urs"

"whats accidental is the murder im going to commit"

"what?"

"What?"

Smh young love

Going shopping with jungwoo is like shopping with a kid

Will beg for any food he lays his eyes on

"Omg can we get cookies?🥺"

"only if your paying"

“*gently places cookie dough back* lmao cookies? Never heard of her"

No matter how tired the boy is he will always find time for you

Hell take you too your favorite restaurants and even if you insist on paying he wont let you

If you don't marry him I will

When you guys are walking in public he will always be holding your hand

Says its because he doesn't want you to get lost

But you know damn well its actually him who doesn't want to get lost😳

Jk you just know he wants to be close to you

If you make any suggestive joke he always knows how to counterpart it

Leaving you speechless like the members

When you guys are going to bed he has his arms wrapped around your waist

first thing jungwoo does before sleeping is giving you a kiss

Doesn't care if your asleep or awake

Then a quiet 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Mark

i dont even know how to explain this relationship bruh

like its mark lee its gonna be a weird time

ok so marks actually hella nice

kinda bro or dude zones you but you do it back

theres a bunch of yo’s too

as someone who says yo a lot im happy i can relate to him

“yo youre doing that wrong though”

“dude im literally reading the directions, it said 3 cups of water”

“bro it says 3/4 oh my god”

yall cant cook 

taeyong wont even allow even you to help him cook

anyway marks special

but seriously marks actually a very gentle person with you

like legit is super nice to you even if you sometimes piss him off

marks probablys only been mad at you once then was like ‘its okay’

go to his practices cuz he loves that shit

he really likes when you are social with the members too

cuz then you guys are all friends and he can just bring you to places with them :D

this kid will literally not to pda in front of any member so you have to basically force him to just hug you

johnnys always making fun of you two and mark panics everytime while youre just like ‘yeah what about it’

compliment mark and hes blushing and squealing like an anime girl

inch resting concept 

“mark you look cute today”

“o-oh um..yeah thanks”

and this man can take compliments but with you its a whole new story

aight lemme get serious

marks mad sensitive 

so dont actually purposely make him mad, jealous, or upset

it would crush him

and he doesnt want someone like that in a relationship

cuz if he doesnt purposely do it to you, dont do it to him

take notes 

Haechan

hes a brat bye

would actually fight you just to get his way

makes fun of you on a regular

thinks hes cute 

hes not wrong

but actually he knows how to act mature when he needs to

like if youre genuinly getting upset with him, he will straighten up and quicky apologize, even give you a phat kiss and hug

might take you to get ice cream after if he really upset you

he can be nice

nah jk hes very nice and is a really energetic boyfriend

haechan always wants to do something with you liek go to the amusement park, go out to eat, or go shopping

sometimes makes everything seem like a hassle to leave and go somewhere with you cuz hes either lazy or playing video games

“cant you just go by yourself?”

“but what if i get lost”

“the ice cream place is literally five miles away”

“actually its seven so im gonna get lost”

hed groan the whole time just to be annoying but you dont care cuz you got your ice cream

if you go to any concert or practice, haechan always has to make things more sexy than they should be

like ‘fool’ became hella sexual and for what

its probably one of his favorites to make you blush

he loves your reactions

keeps him alive

hyucks always got something to say even at the most awful times

youre literally choking on water and he goes “ill give you something to choke on later”

and you have to cancel your dying session to smack his head

my guy has no filter

and he wont even hide that around the members

theres always that smirk on his cute ass face if he succeeds too

i have the sudden urge to fight him

[wqk-k]

Obey Me Brother react to an idol!MC

 hi this is my first set of headcanons for the brothers  👉👈 i apologize if the brothers are ooc in this, though i tried my best jksajdufhj. i hope you enjoy!

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Warning(s): Cursing

Reader Pronouns: They/Them (4A)

Background: MC is a very popular idol in their world, best known for their impressive singing skills, music and the amount of rewards they have recieved because of their talents. Surprisingly, they aren’t only popular in their world, but in the Devildom and Celestial Realm as well.

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Lucifer

since lucifer didnt actually read who you were on the paper that had blown to his feet, he had no idea you were an idol at first

but after couple days at RAD, he noticed that random demons kept coming up to you in between classes and didnt leave until the next class started

most of them had come up to you with a pen and some paper asking for your autograph

he was just like ??? 

after a while of this happening luci decided to just ask you straight up why they were coming up to you like that and you had told him you were an idol back in the human realm

that explains it

he honestly doesnt mind

if people start hating on you in public, he’ll honestly just shoot them a death glare and it works

so damn well

he got too much pride to deal with those underlings

if you start working on music/mv projects that you left off on in the human realm (like shooting mv or singing) he will absolutely rent you a recording booth or fuck, even a whole ass theatre if you needed it

sometimes he likes to sit in the recording booth and listen to you sing for a bit before returning to his stacks of mammon’s bills 

v proud of you dont get him wrong

but he will make sure you’ve done all your homework first LMAO 🛌

Mammon

when mammon first found out you were an idol he started digging through boxes that had been in his closet

after what seemed like hours he finally found the box he was looking for and he started to dig through it

he pulled out an old camera that levi gave him a couple hundred years ago bc he said he didnt need it

mammon had the best idea ever, he could sell pictures of you to your fans for at least 10,000 grimm each.

surprisingly it worked

like really well

so well that you found out

you confronted him about it, saying that you find hella uncomfy with him snapping pictures of you at random times. not only that but it was an invasion of your privacy

despite him earning so much grimm, he agrees to stop but keeps some of the pictures to himself to look at when he misses you 

if you get hate in public he’ll turn into his demon form and scare the person away, maybe scaring you in the procees but apologizes right away if he does

if you start working on music/mv projects he’ll offer to help you shoot mvs or record you singing if you need the help

just make sure he gets some credit for helping you

but he genuinely thinks you look amazing in anything, like anything

you could be wearing a big bird cosplay and he’ll think you look breathtaking

gets you to model w him sometimes

Leviathan

wait you look really familiar

really really familiar

you almost look and sound like that one really popular human idol that hes simped for time and time again

wait

oh shit

v embarrassed when he finds out it is actually you and gets really nervous when hes talking to you

is the demon asking for your autograph

but you have no idea how much power you have over this man

you could tell him to come out of his room and he’d come out with ease, no protesting, no nothing

may ask you to record a ringtone for him for when he wakes up

even after months of you two knowing each other, he still gets flustered when you start talking to him with your stupid cute ass eyes and your perfect hair and your perfect voice and your perfect-

yeah you get the point AKJSDKLASFBG

if you get hate in public he will deadass growl at the person before escorting you to your favorite ice cream place

if you start working on music/mv projects he will be by your side 24/7

he wants to see the god/ess themselves at work

hes like your personal butler for the time youre working on the projects and its adorable

hes bby

Satan

when he finds out youre an idol he will 100% voulenteer to help you write lyrics for your next song

but besides that, like luci, he really doesnt mind

he hears some other demons talking shit about you after art class and he’ll be angy as usual, but after stomping off and accidentally bumping into you he just

turned into puddy??

idk what it was but it was something abt they way your hair was a lil messed up and looking at him like that wish a small embarrassed look

just wow

every ounce of anger just evaporated while you apologized over and over again because the face he was making made him look like he was angry for some reason 

when he snaps back into reality he says its cool but then asks if youd like to go to the library w him because honestly youre his safe haven now

sometimes he asks you to hum a tune for him when hes reading

if the demons start hating again, you may need to hold him back KJASNDJFG 

if you start working on music/mv projects, again, will voulenteer for helping with lyrics

if you already have the lyrics down he’ll review them and give constructive critisisim if needed

or he’ll just write every lyric himself and you can judge it after hes done

Asmodeus

is not surprised at all

hes actually heard some of your songs and damn id he doesnt have them on his “on repeat” playlist on devilfy

he thinks you have an outstanding voice, not only that but youre a gorgeous lookin thing

asmo likes to hit on you a lot because he likes to see that flustered look on your face but he would never over your boundaries

he wouldnt want to be over the internet bc he made one of the most praised artists in devildom (thats not even a demon) angry

asmo doesnt want to be cancelled yet JKSJKDGFUA

but seriously, he thinks youre amazing

like really amazing

there like no lust involved in his admiration for you he just geniunely thinks youre cool

but he does think you look amazing 24/7

will ask you to model things for him for devilgram

if you get hate in public, he’ll hold your hands and shower you with compliments and tells you to ignore them

if you start working on music/mv project he will insist on doing backup vocals or being a backup dancer

or like the head backup dancer or whatever theyre called

is like your personal stylist wherever you go as well

along with that he can also help you come up with a beat for your song if you need one, he is more than happy to help someone like you

Beelzebub

he honestly thinks youre really cool

asmo showed him one of your songs before and thought it sounded really catchy

not only that, you sounded beautiful, almost like you were actually from the celestial realm, consider him a fan

so when you showed up for the new exchange program he was surprised but got really giddy

was one of the demons who asked for your autograph

you gave him a sweet smile after he asked and he just- melted

man down man down

will want to spend lost of time with you and take you to ristorante six on fridays as his treat

you usually end up paying though which he feels really guilty about but you tell him its fine

youre an idol who is loaded to the chest, youve got nothing to lose KLSKADJHF

if you get hate in public he’s also the type to death glare but people dont really hate on you in public when youre w him bc he has a naturally scary aura

lowkey thought you wouldnt like him at first :(

if you start working on mv/music projects he’ll start cooking you meal and making sure you get enough water

will absolutely cook your favorite meal- or any meal in fact- if you request it

if you dont request anything he’ll just wing it and make something he think you’ll like kjskdhsf

Belphegor

couldnt care less  🧍

he thinks your voice is pretty nice tho

hears beel listening to your music once and agrees w him on you having a really nice voice

lowkey sing him to sleep

like its super cute

plus he thinks youre gorgeous?? like wow you rlly pretty

once tried rubbing your face bc he thought you were wearing makeup but when nothing came up on his thumb he muttered a small “wow” and hugged you

it was the cutest thing ever ohmy god KJSJDSIF

ever since that day hes obtained a habit of rubbing your face when he finds you stunning or at random moments

if you get hate in public he will literally murder the person?? but in like an alleyway or something

he’ll say something like “wait here” and walks toward a dark area to do his thang

when he comes back he’s covered in this red shit and you worry for him but he just glosses over it and takes you into a pillow shop LMAO

he is v protective over you

if you start working on mv/music projects he’ll occasionally help out but most of the time he’s sleeping so he doesnt really care 

sometimes he’ll give beat/lyric suggestions or help flim the mv but thats it  🧍  

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[saintlevrant]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞-𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐩?

𝑞'𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖��𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 — Use of first person. Crack! My wifi is down, and I can't do my school work. So, let's dilly dally! ♡

tw: mature language

𝐎𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐧

♤ personal manager

♤ 10/10 employer

♤ gives random raises and bonuses like it's nothing

♤ also buys a gratuity gift for being his personal manager

♤ "I know it's not much, but it's a little something."

♤ and he just eagerly stands there while I open it

♤ if it's something stupid, on everything, Imma act like that shit is the coolest thing ever given to me just to make him happy

♤ "Gahlee, my guy! This shit cleaner than a bitch! Where'd you get it from?"

♤ his grin is so goofy afterwards

♤ such a sweet man, but ong he stinks after a game

♤ please, y'all know how those jocks in the hallway smell on a daily basis? it's that + make it ✨ sweaty ✨

♤ I'd have to wash his uniform and force him to shower 3 times to get that stench off

♤ hahaha he had me in the first half

𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞

♤ rice processor

♤ 17/10 employer!!!

♤ he'd probably want some help harvesting the rice, but me and outdoors don't get along

♤ mans does not ask questions after I tell him that

♤ the king of approving whack ass vacation days

♤ he'd let me stay home for a month because I asked and still pay me while I'm gone

♤ he also buys his workers breakfast and lunch without taking it out of our paychecks

♤ the best employer on the block

♤ worse part of the job is when he calls meetings

♤ only calls them when sales go down

♤ he has 5 people that work for him (the two harvesters, me, the dude that picks up the rice to deliver it, and homegirl that takes record of the amount of rice harvested)

♤ we sit at a round table and he, deadass, stares into everyone's soul

♤ "Sales... are down."

♤ scariest statement I'd ever hear ✋🏾

𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮

♤ idk, man. his receptionist?

♤ 6/10 employer

♤ don't get me wrong, probably the coolest employer out of all of them

♤ would probably try to drag me everywhere with the team

♤ bitch, I'm supposed to be at home managing your business calls, not out here babysitting a whole volleyball team

♤ swear, this dude forgets to pay me every other month

♤ that means I get paid once every 2-3 months

♤ how am I supposed to LIVE???

♤ really gotta learn how to ration that shit, ig. wealthy girlies could never.

♤ the pay day might be sporadic but he pays a shit ton when he remembers to

♤ I don't get to take vacation days with him, not because he won't let me, but because, I'm scared to leave him to fend for himself

♤ worst part is that he makes me clean up his house

♤ "Got anything goin after the game?"

♤ "Swear. I gotta go do some chores."

♤ "Does that mean yer cleanin my house today?"

♤ no, Atsumu. I'm not ya fookin nanny

𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮

♤ dish washer

♤ 13/10 employer!

♤ tried to make me a waitress at first

♤ told him that I'm not a people person, but he kept asking so politely

♤ I mean, homie is super hard to say no to

♤ so, I did it anyway. I'd pay attention to the orders, but I wouldn't talk to them

♤ other than me LOOMING over the customers silently when they needed a refill, I'd be a pretty decent waitress

♤ yeah, he automatically knew that I was right about wanting to be a dish washer

♤ I become the dishwasher (yessssir!)

♤ I literally scrub the dishes so clean that they started squeaking

♤ all the workers are thinking that the utensils and plates are going to break

♤ girl, no. them thangs have to be sterilized. there's a mf pandemic out there

♤ probably the most laid back employer

♤ he's the second most organized after Kita

♤ he pays good money too, and he does not forget to pay on time

♤ vacation days are up to a week per pay period, but he's nice about it

♤ paid leave is only when I get sick + bonuses are only for holidays and birthdays

♤ FREE LUNCH!!!

♤ pick anything off the menu and that's lunch

♤ Imma be milking the shit out of that opportunity cause I want that free lunch to keep coming

♤ "Mr. Osamu, put it on god you made this."

♤ "Ha ha, yeah, I made it."

♤ "On my mama, this hoe bussin! Keep doing what you doing."

♤ the worst thing is having to touch other people's messes. ong that's gross.

𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨̄

♤ personal assistant

♤ 4.5/10 employer

♤ the absolute worst one to work for

♤ does not care about anything except what he wants done

♤ you think that he can't be that bad, but I'm telling the truth

♤ calls in the middle of the night for stupid ass errand runs with no reason at all

♤ he has shawties

♤ and he has a bunch of them, like he's trying to be gen z's flavor flav

♤ he orders me to go pick one of them up and take them back to his house OUTSIDE OF WORKING HOURS

♤ uh, I don't know if he forgot, but I ain't his fucking chauffeuse. I'm the assistant

♤ but I let it slide because his shawties are really nice and deserve to be driven instead of walking alone at night

♤ he just ruins it though cause he proceeds to tell me to go pick up some condoms and lube

♤ chile, I knew that they were gonna have a lil seggs, but I ain't wanna hear it from homie himself

♤ deadass, I just bought some of that shit about a couple of weeks ago

♤ I'd go anyway though, ya know? for the coin

♤ cause he pays decently, not as much as Atsumu, but then again, he pays weekly (that's where 2.5 of his rating comes from)

♤ don't expect any vacation days, raises, or bonuses. you're setting yourself up for failure if you do

♤ all I get is a day off each week and a 10 minute lunch break during working hours

♤ the shawty fiasco isn't even the worse part

♤ when he has his old team over his place or just any company, he shits on everything I'd do

♤ most of Inarizaki are foodies, so if he tells me to go pick up some din dins for them and HE doesn't like it, he's gonna throw it all away and tell me to go get something else

♤ "Try again. This time you better not fuck up."

♤ and he be saying that shit in front of everyone

♤ whatever, g. I should've gone to Shiratorizawa.

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[some-days-we-get-sundays]

Wildekane bromance where Ryan asks Kate for help with Sophie? Say it ain’t so.

After seeing that scene between Ryan and Kate at the end, it really made me want someone Wildekane bromance. Like fast forward a couple months, Kate is off doing her thing, her and Sophie are over each other and Wildmoore is slowly heating up. They’re at the part where Ryan knows her and Sophie have feelings for one another, well literally everyone knows- Alice, Mary, Luke they all know, but no one has made a move. So Ryan calls Kate because they are homies now, and she asks Kate for advice. 

“Wilder, what’s good girl?”

“Hey Ms. Thang.”

“I miss you man. How’s it going over there? I haven’t heard anything through the news so it seems you’ve been doing a good job keeping Gotham in check. Not that I had any doubt.”

“Yes, we finally got a handle on snake bite, put all the douchebags in jail and I’ve finally gotten some down time. But I know I can’t rest for too long. There is always danger lurking in these streets.” 

“For sure, for sure. So what’s up?” 

“I um, I wanted to ask your advice on Sophie.” The line was silent for a moment and Ryan thought maybe this wasn’t a good idea. After all Sophie is Kate’s ex. Even though they are over each other and haven’t seen or spoken in months it still could be weird to ask her about Sophie. But she did feel a bro-mantic connection between her and Kate. She also saw her as a big sister mentor type so she thought why not. She doesn’t have many people who understand her life in the way Kate does. 

“Ah, mmhum. I was waiting for this conversation. A couple months ago when I said that you and I had the same taste and you told me that was an understatement I wondered what you were alluding to. You like Sophie don’t you?” Kate had a smile in her voice that Ryan could hear over the phone. 

“So much.” Was all Ryan said. This was the first time she was admitting to it out loud. Mary kept asking but she kept dodging the question and not giving her an answer. It wasn’t that she didn’t want to share her feelings, it was more so that she was afraid of just how much feelings she was feeling for the ex Crow. 

“Yep. I’ve been there. I know the feeling. She’s amazing, isn’t she?” 

“She’s... she is beyond Amazing Kate. I never took the time to notice because I hated the Crows so much and I hated everything they stood for. I never hated Sophie but I felt like maybe she hated me and I felt like I kept letting her down and she didn’t see me for who I really was and I didn’t see her. Then she kept showing up in the loft and being all buddy buddy with Mary, and there was the time she sat with me while I was dying -”

“When you were dying?” 

“Oh yeah, that’s a long story for another day.”

“Ok continue.”

“So anyway, I started having to be around her as like a friend, and so I started seeing her relaxed and out of her Crows uniform, and I saw her smile and joke and laugh, and God, she smells amazing. Like coco butter and brown sugar. And she always takes care of me and wants the best for me and protects me. She makes me feel like I can do anything. I’m pretty sure she likes me back but I don’t want to ruin things, you know? Like what if I mess up what we already have right now by confessing feelings too soon - or I don’t know.” Ryan knew she was making excuses but she was terrified of taking that next step with Sophie. She’s never felt this way for anyone before.  

“Damn girl, you got it bad. I would say go for it. Take it from me, someone who has been in this position before and missed out. The timing was never right with me and Sophie. We had our moments sure but timing is everything and it just was never our time. Don’t miss out because you waited too long. You never know what could come up or what could happen. I would say don’t wait another minute to tell Sophie how you feel about her.”

“What if she doesn’t feel the same?” 

“Ryan, Sophie loves her women in suits. She’s definitely going to feel the same.”

“Ok I’m hanging up now.” They both laughed. 

“Good talking to you love, let me know how it all works out. Sending my best, tell everyone I say hi.” Ryan hung up the phone and then dialed Sophie’s number. She contemplated just telling Sophie on the phone but this had to be an in-person conversation. The phone rang and Ryan’s breathing quickened. Sophie picked up.

“Hey Ryan, everything ok?” Same old Sophie, always worrying about Ryan. 

“Yeah, everything is fine. Do you think you can come over though? There is something I wanted to talk to you about.” 

“Sure, I’ll be there in 20.” Sophie hung up and Ryan paced the room for 20 minutes until she heard a knock on the door. She opened it to Sophie’s sweet face that was showing a bit of concern mixed with confusion mixed with sparkingly eyes. 

“Hey Sophie, come in.” Ryan invited Sophie in and closed the door behind them. 

Possibly TBC

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 18.12.20 lb

hey, less talking, more “climaxing”, buddy boy. put your errrrr..... mouth where the ......... 5 crore is? idk man, i just want them to fuck.

as hot as these two are, boy oh boy, i would not wanna be riddhima rn, sandwiched in between these absolute fucking haraamis.

ugh naach gaana time. have to switch to a whole other low-quality video to watch the thing with the song. ouff. fucking voot.

ok forget what i said before. i wanna be sandwiched. i wanna be sandwiched!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE THE CHEESE IN THIS HOTASS SANDWICHHHHHHH, YOU RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING FUCKERS!!!!!! WHITE SHIRTS FOLDED UP TO THE ELBOW IS MY FUCKING KRYPTONITEEEEEE.

but also asdkljfldjflkjflskdjflk kabir’s confidence striding into this couple dance is just..............goals. fuck, life mein itna confidence chahiye. idhar main couple’s dance hi na karoon apne pati ke saath, let alone cut into ANOTHER COUPLE’S DANCE.

anyway the dancing is real awkward. every single one of them looks ridiculous. this is just a fucking ridiculous situation on the whole. i can’t believe the rest of the fam is just standing there watching this. i hope they all have a healthy amount of booze in them, coz i’m literally dying of cringe here watching this sober.

they’re playing V’s statement to R, and his EXACT words are “flying dance matlab tumhe mujhe apni baahon mein lena hoga” and LMAO WHAT IF THE CONDITION IS THAT SHE BE THE ONE THAT CATCHES *HIM* AS HE LEAPS INTO *HER* ARMS!?!?!!?!!?!? NOW THERE’S A SCENE I’D LIKE TO SEE: 5-FEET-ON-HER-TALLEST-DAY HELLY, HOLDING 6 AND A HALF FOOT RRAHUL UP ALOFT, DIRTY DANCING STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you might even say..... that i’ll......... have the time of my lifeeeeeeeee........ watching it????

anyway, sis decides to go for it. coz i guess she’s still below 28, where you can make these kinda sudden movements and still be totally fine. i sleep funny for a one hour nap and i can’t move the rest of the day without groaning.

well damn. y’all really need to get a room. AND DO SOMETHING IN THAT ROOM OTHER THAN BICKER. I MEAN, DO THAT TOO, BUT LIKE, WHILE DOING OTHER STUFF. IT’S CALLED MULTITASKING!

anyway she’s like happy now, patrick swayze ki chhattiiii aulaad? now just stopppppppppp kabir from fucking shit uppppppp.

kabir has started speechin’. i’m too busy looking at vishal’s neck and chest tho. mmmmmmmmmhmmm they need to keep him in this shirt forever and ever and ever. THIS NEEDS TO BE THE UNIFORM OF THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWW FOR ALL THE MENNNNNN.

where the fuck he get baby pics and shit of riddhima from????

LMAO THERE’S ALSO A PICTURE OF THE BOL NA HALKE HALKE SEQUENCE. KABIR IS ONE OF THOSE INCEPTION WAALE BHAIYYAS OR WHAT, KI RIDDHIMA KE DREAM SEQUENCE MEIN GHUS KE PHOTU LE LIYA/?????

Chehre Appreciation Break.

dikhaaa di photo manhoos ne.

K soap style triple zooms into everyone’s face as shock and disbelieffffffffffffffffffff.

kabir speeching some more about how this isn’t vansh and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who even is listening to this shit? not me. i’m just here admiring vishal.

V slowwwwwwwwly but surely losing his shit vansh style is really getting me excited. it’s like watching the hulk morph.

ofc everyone is YET againnnnnnn jumping on the bandwagon and like omgggg this isn’t vanshhhhhhhhh. ISHANI, TUM BHI????? AFTER ACCUSING ANGRE OF HAVING TRUST ISSUES JUST HOURS AGO FOR NOT BELIEVING THIS IS VANSH???? BEHEN, KUCH TOH CONSISTENCY RAKHOOOOOOOOOO.

omg its happening its happening V about to hulk smashhhhhhhhhhhh

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KYA PHENKA!!!!! SSO KA PHONE PHENKNA YAAD AA GAYAAAA BHAI WAAAAAH!!!!!!

lol the way he chabaofied out “HALFFFFFFFFFFFF BROOOOO”

YOU GET AN ENVELOPE, AND YOU GET AN ENVELOPE, AND YOUUUUU GET ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GETS AN ENVELOPE!!!!!!!

lmao V’s spent some time on photoshop, stealing pics from everyone’s instagrammmmmmmmmm.

anyway, he’s like i guess you’re alllllllll doppelgangers then. fuck you idiots, how many fucking times i gotta prove to you guys that i’m me. this is the stupidest fucking bullshit i have ever had to deal with in my life, and trust me, I HAVE DEALT WITH A LOT OF STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT OVER THE YEARS THANKS TO YOU PEOPLE.

which phewwwwwwwww, is a wholeass Eldest Tellywood Son Mood. someone please take all these boys and give them a socially distant vacation from their fuckup families. they really need it.

lmao he called kabir a bewakoof police officer again. every time V calls K a dumbass, riddhima probably has a mini-orgasm.

sis like omg, it vansh????? it sounds and acts like vansh?!?!?! babe, dimaag ki nahi toh at least listen to your pussy *cough WHOSAIDTHAT cough* heart that’s telling you it’s vansh.

ok he’s started throwing shit around now and bro, those are HER birthday gifts, not YOURS to trash like this.

he’s literally going up to every single one of them and growling at them ki LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME WHO I AM and everyone’s fuckingggggggggggg terrified and saying it’s you vansh, you’re vansh, you’re our vansh!!!!!! lmaoooooo amazing.

“tumhe mein sab mein shaamil nahi kar sakta, kyunki kabir ne dono hi scenarios mein tumhe mera partner bana diya. lekin phir bhi riddhima, kya lagta hai tumhe; kaun hoon mein? jis vansh ko tumne almost kho diya, kya wohi laut ke aaya hai, ya koi aur?”

wifey like ofccccc it you, boo thang. (NOW IF ONLY YOU COULD CONVINCE YOURSELF OF THAT, SIS.)

slowwwwwwwwww turn. whenever he does this, you should run. coz he’s coming for the jugular.

one “SAY MY NAME BITCHHHHHHHHH” chunauti here also. and what else to say but................

“tum hi asli vansh ho.”

‘LOUDER YOU STUPID FUCK, AS LOUD AS YOUR DUMBASS ACCUSATIONS WERE.’

bulwa hi diya, lol.

dadi like aaj ke baad no one is to talk about this dumbfuckery again. you hear meeeeee???? sure dadi. sure. they should listen to you and keep mum for about.......... 3 days? next week, yehi baasi raita phailna hai.

riddhima putting some shuddh desi ghee in this aag saying kabir should at least apologize na??? and dadi is demanding that chotuuuuu maangofy maafi from bhaiyya.

LMAO WHAT TYPICAL BROTHERS. IF DADI WASN’T HERE, THESE TWO WOULD BE SORTING THIS OUT THE WAY REAL BROTHERS DO. (*fondly remembers the dangal the oBros had in the redux IN THIS VERY LIVING ROOM, and sighs happily*)

dadi’s like that’s enough for all you degenerates. go the fuck to sleep. now.

oh they gonna fuck. they gonna fuck real hard tonight.

not the face i’d be making at that prospect; but, oh well, not everyone’s a thirstyass ho like me.

[idjitlili]

Imagine asking Thorin to braid your hair like legolas’ which he does.surprise, Surprise, Surprise .

Extra information:Kili , fili, nor Thorin die in the five armies.

Word count:2071

You had been friends with legolas ever since you literally fell into Mirkwood. Legolas was suspicious of you for a while but then warmed up to you, he even convinced his Thranduil to let you stay in Mirkwood.

Thranduil brought Elrond to see you, to see if you were telling the truth. As Elrond is a magically elf or something legolas had told you. Thranduil didn’t really like you , but the same as legolas he warmed up to you it just took a lot longer. He sympathised you, Losing your whole life , and family ending up in a stranger world with elves dwarves and hobbits.

You lived with Thranduil and Legolas for over a five at this point, in which surprisingly Thranduil became very protective of you. So when you had been walking near the river , and thirteen dwarves , and hobbit had been rushing by. Along with Orcs , you were more than shocked. In which you had snuck out passed river gate to go sit somewhere alone. You knew Thranduil was going to be mad. Damn Thranduil was your dad.

Even more shocked when something hit you in side , making you fall sideways into the the river. You heard someone calling your name , sounding like legolas, you glance up while you are falling to see legolas running after you fighting orcs.

Your mouth gaps open, “legolas.” You almost whisper. You expect to hit the water with a smack, but instead you are caught by strong arms. Damn what are the chances , that you fell as a barrel went past exactly when you fell into for them.

You do be in a romance move, now who was your prince. Little did you know he wasn’t a prince..

You turn to see a long haired man, oh right he was a dwarf. He was very good looking, you look into his ocean blue eyes with your e/c ones. “T-thank you.” You stutter our to your James Franco. He looked like one of those guys , that acted tough , but were really were so sweet.

He gives you a small smile, placing you in the small barrel, that was very tight for two people. You look around to see the orcs fading away, and Legolas looking towards you, you give him a wave , before he disappears as you turn around a corner. Thorin notices your gesture, deciding to speak up now.

“How do you know the elven prince?” He questions you with a rough voice, damn sexy.

You are startled by his voice , “uh , I have been living with him and Thranduil , since they found me in the forest.” He looks at you processing your words slowly.

“What were you doing in Mirkwood?”

“You won’t believe me.” You tried to avoid the question.

“Try me.” He looks at you intensely.

“Uh well I was in my kitchen making mash potatoes when I tripped over my dog , and felling into Mirkwood forest , when a weird line thing appeared on the floor.” His face unreadable.

“Yeah that is bloody crazy, we shall take you to Gandalf, but for now you should come with us, going back alone is dangerous “ he spoke as you approach the shore.

“Who is Gandalf?” You didn’t mind going with them, you had done nothing really in Mirkwood except read , draw , eat watch Thranduil sass everyone. This quest, mission, thang seemed like fun, so you didn’t even question it.

“He is a wizard,” you nod understanding.

Throughout the travel to Erebor Thorin made sure to keep you safe, he knew Thranduil allowing you stay with him and his son was beyond impossible. Plus he saw legolas looking at you when, when he caught you, he knew he would tell Thranduil. Knowing his he knew if something was to happen to you he would probably be slaughtered.

When you reached Erebor, Thranduil and Bard trying to settle what Thorin promised. You stood next to Thorin, Thranduil saw you straight away with his elf eyes.

“Y/n?” He called out, you waved back eagerly.

“ADA! Thorin says I can stay with him for a while.” You smile, that was the first time you had called Thranduil , your father , it made his heart swell with love. But he was angered at the thought of you living with dwarves. Thorin liked you, it was better because you weren’t a elf and that it annoyed Thranduil you staying with his kin.

After the battle , which had joined in because you felt like something bad was to happen. Of course it would you idjit people are trying to kill each other it’s a war. Dumbass. Which you had saved all three of the Durins line. Thranduil had quickly rushed to you , to make you come home with him.

“Please let me stay, I am an adult , I just want to stay for a while to see what it’s like here.” You beg, frowning.

“Y/n , Mirkwood is your home, me and legolas love you.” He pleads , grasping your hands.

“I know , as do I but I must I really want to see what life is like here , I will write and visit , and it will just be for a couple of months. Also forgot to mention ,this is far fetched to believe a nice ginger women called rowena kidnapped you ,and told thranduil if he got a certain spell book she would set you free. And give you more years in life , and slow down ageing. (This allowed you in to live through lotr yes babe) it was crazy , but this women loved her son and needed to save him.

You eventually convinced Thranduil to let you stay, and hugged him goodbye. You entered , “ I guess I am staying boys!” You exclaimed throwing your arms up , receiving cheers from the other dwarves.

Kili and Fili liked you very much, they included you in many of their pranks , for example: You guys stole Bofurs hat while he was sleeping putting it into the oven. He spent three hours looking for it, he wasn’t pleased , lucky the oven wasn’t lit. Uh , kili also shaved off Bofurs eyebrows , that didn’t go done well either. He tried hiding it with his hat, it looked terrible.

Thorin wasn’t happy with this especially , when you pretended to be injured , he came running , when hearing you shout.

He clutched your hand in distress begging for you to wake up, only for kili and fili to whacked him in the face with a cream pie. You had bust out with laughter , he wiped the cream from his eyes looking doing at you smirking.

He wiped the cream onto your face, his hands running done to your sides , tickling you. You couldn’t breathe. “T-Thorin p-lease.AHH.” You tried to reason with him the best you could , but it was no use. your cheeks hurting from laughing so wide, your throat dry, sides aching.

You reached your hand up to Thorins face getting cream on it, you tried to eat it off your hand with out choking. You bust out coughing , Thorin stopped, sitting you rubbing you back, at this point Fili and kili has left minutes ago. As they wanted to talk secretly about Thorin not being an ass.

“Are you okay?” He asked you with a cream covered face.

You stopped coughing, looking him in the eye “damn are you okay? You look a bit pale. DAMN you are a elf.” His smile , disappeared , in which his hands reached for your sides again. “You done it now .” He smirked , and he attacked you again.

After this attack , he help you up , and you led him to the sink, that was five steps away because you were in the kitchen. You used a sponge to wipe all the cream off. His face wet, eyes scrunched up , so no water could get in them. He was finally able to be happy after getting revenge and reclaiming his home and finding a nice girl/

You used a cloth to dry his face , dabbing it gently, unknowingly to you , Fili and kili came back watching in awe. Secretly obviously.

Now that brings you today you sat in your bed with a small mirror between in your legs In your chambers, trying to sort your hair like legolas used to do it. The same as his . There was three gently knocks at your door, you had told them to come in.

The door opened to reveal. Thorin , with a box, it wasn’t rare for Thorin to gift you with things. You just thought he was being friendly, but little did you know. He was attempting to court you. He stepped in with a gently smile, he looked you up and down.

Your cheeks flashed with red, you wore a tunic and underwear (or shorts whatever I know they didn’t have underwear.) , as you wore them to bed. But you were struggling with your hair otherwise you would’ve been dressed a long time ago.

“ are you okay?” Thorin spoke with a small smile.

“Uh I am just struggling doing my hair today, otherwise I would’ve been up already.” You were embarrassed for the king to see you like his.

“Would you like some help?” He walked slowly closer towards you, placing the box on the end of your bed.

“ would you help me? Your hair looks majestic all the time.” Thorins cheeks spike with a small dash of pink.he nods his head.

“Thank you, may I ?” He gestures the space behind you on your bed, you nod with approvement., you pass him your brush, which he had also gifted you. Damn he’s a king he can do what he likes.

He sits , gently brushing your tangled soft h/c hair. You didn’t know about dwarven courting rituals , well you knew nothing about any other than modern day ones.

“ how do you want your hair ?”

“Uh.. like legolas’ , I get if you don’t want to, he used to do my hair for me..” you frown , it was easy when you had an elf doing your hair everyday.

“I will, you will have to remind me on how he does.” Which you do , allowing him to get to work, with his thick fingers gently pulling and gliding in your hair. It was relaxing to say the least. Damn it was scary to think he could kill you , yet he treats you like glass.

His fingers soon pull away from your hair, and he softly mutters ‘done’. You pick up your Mirrow looking at his work, your eyes lite up with joy, he was very skilled with his fingers. Could you imagine you quickly dismiss your dirty thoughts. You turn around hugging him tightly, after a minute you pull away smiling at him. “ thank you.” He stands you walking to where he put the box , he picks it up looking at you.

“ y/n , these last couple of months I have been trying to tell you something, I am just going to say it... I would really like to court you, I have brought you something, if you would accept, I would you wear it to dinner with me tonight.” He looks down at his feet breathlessly and frankly scared.

You stand up walking towards him , lifting the lid to the box to reveal a navy blue blue velvet dress. You gasp,bringing your

Fingers to feel the material, it was beautiful, damn that must of been expensive. You quickly use that hand to lift up Thorins chin, leaning over the box you press a kiss to Thorins lips. He smiles widely at you. “ I accept,is that why you have be so many gifts?” He nods his head still grinning.

“I would accept even without all the gifts , I knew when my you caught me, I do be living in a romance novel.” He chuckled at you, placing the box down again , wrapping his arms around your waist pulling you close. Pressing a kiss to your lips , this time very passionately.

That night you write a letter to Thranduil and legolas , about your news. You knew Thranduil gonna be shaking , and not his ass.

A/n I finally managed to do my hair like legolas by myself for the first time. I am so happy.(yeah that pic is my hair)

[kunderdogs]

Take A Chance IV

Simon Dominic (AOMG) x Y/N (Reader) Genre: Romance / Angst Count: 2.4k+ Warnings: None Rating: Mature (suggestive, swearing) Summary: Who would’ve thought a one night stand with Simon D would turn into FWB? It only gets more complicated when you developed feelings, against your better judgement.

Chapter One. | Chapter Two. | Chapter Three. | Chapter Four. | Chapter Five. | Chapter Six. | Chapter Seven. |

Over the course of two weeks, you and Kiseok had a pretty good routine going on. He didn't come over every night, more like every other but he called and texted you nearly every chance he got.

At first you didn't think anything of it. He would ask you how your day was, if you ate and how you were feeling. Nothing crazy or out of pocket. It was innocent most of the time, and usually followed up by making plans to see you later on.

There was nothing you could do to stop your heart from bursting out of your chest each time you heard a small chime. Nicole had glared at you once when you two were on lunch and you scrambled over the table to reach your phone.

"Is that Lover Boy?" She teased. You were thankful that, out of all the nicknames she could've used - and she had a lot of them -, lover boy was the one she had stuck with. For now.

"What?" You feigned ignorance, "I have no idea what you're talking about. That's...Amazon. My package was delivered."

She smirked, sipping her iced tea, "I'm sure it was."

After a few days, Kiseok's texts became a little more...risky. You had no problem with sexting. When in the right setting, it was hot but he would send you wild shit while you're in the middle of a meeting, or when you're trying to finish up the last of your work before heading to see him. Usually you could play it off then retreat to the bathroom to respond but when he sent a voice recording of that damned deep voice of his, you stood from your desk and went to the stairs corridor to call and cuss him out for getting you bothered at eleven in the morning. You promised punishment as soon as you were off and Kiseok was, to say the least, intrigued. That night he was stunned at how different you could be if he gave you the reigns. Days after that, he still catches himself staring after you with amazement.

From that point on, he pretty much figured out that he could make you do nearly anything with a certain voice. It was a dangerous game that you two played. It only escalated when he coaxed you to touch yourself in the private bathroom at your company with him on FaceTime. You were lucky that you had finished in record-breaking time, before any of your coworkers (or God forbid, your boss) found out what exactly you were doing.

By the time the third week rolled around, Nicole had stopped hounding you for details of your hookups. Instead, she cautioned every now again. Typically, it was the same thing.

"Don't get too attached."

"He's a celebrity. You know how society is to foreigners dating celebs."

"What if he's a player? I just don't want you to get hurt."

While you appreciated her concern, you knew it was already too late not to get attached to him. Other than text you constantly, Kiseok did little things that had your head and heart confused.

On his bad days, he would complain to you about what happened and asked for your advice, if you had any to give, on the topic. He joked and teased you just like a friend would and willingly showed you pieces of his personal and work life as well. It was subtle at first - videos of him in the studio and then pictures of his friends when he was telling you a story about them. Each time, he would bring you food or have something delivered so you both got to learn each other's eating and drinking habits. You had seen him tipsy but he made it a point not to over do it in front of you.

Kiseok was also very considerate of you and your time, which you appreciated more than anything else. He didn't hound you if you didn't text back immediately and understood if you were swamped at the office or had to cancel that one time because the work would not be done until late in the night. He just told you to take care of yourself and later, had a pizza ordered to your job. It was around that time that you noticed you were falling a little too fast. You hadn’t admitted it out-loud, instead you chose to ignore those feelings completely. Hopefully, they would magically disappear into thin air.

You both didn't get into intimate details of your life. It was only by a weird stroke of luck that he hadn't found out about Cookie. She usually called right after you got off work anyway. Kiseok was busy during the day so when you went out to meet with your daughter and her father on your off days, he was in the middle of his own jam-packed schedule. Really, he was only available during the night time so you were more of a booty call than a FWB at this point. Neither of you had defined the "relationship" so far though, so it was hard to put a name to it right now.

It was Saturday when you woke up early and got dressed in casual clothes to go with Cookie to the zoo. Her, her father and his girlfriend were flying back to the US tonight so they wanted to do one last thing to fill the hours before the boring plane ride. You had cried last night as you thought of being without your mini-me for two whole months but his family hadn't seen her since she was much younger. You knew she would have fun, especially since his parents were dying to take her to Disneyland. You wished you could take an extended vacation and go with them but you had used most of your vacation days to take Cookie to Disney World for her birthday and that was only a couple of months ago.

Either way, you were sadder these past two days and thankfully Kiseok was swamped with an upcoming project so he hadn't been over in about four days. You didn't have to explain your blood-shot eyes.

You had so much fun at the zoo with your daughter that you didn't bother touching your phone. Your ex had taken most of the pictures for you all with promises to send them to you. It was around two in the afternoon when you four decided to go to a nearby burger joint and get some lunch. Cookie was shoving her face with chicken tenders so you decided to check your phone to pass the time. There were a few new gray message bubbles.

'Hey sexy thang ;)' 10:09AM

'This song better go double platinum with all the work I'm puttin in this bitch' 11:32AM

'Don't tell me you're asleep still?' 11:38AM

'I'm going to find a way to get your sexy ass as a video vixen one of these days' 11:47AM

'Argggh PD is calling me back. Text me when you wake up' 11:51AM

'We should be done by 2. Loco is taking me to some new place for food then I'm free. Can I swing by your place?' 11:52AM

Of course they were all from Kiseok. Not even your mother texted you as much as he did and although you liked the attention, right now you wanted to focus on Cookie since you won't physically see her for weeks after this. You frowned to yourself, feeling tears well up in your eyes for the millionth time today. You were going to miss her so much.

Composing yourself, you quickly typed a reply back. 'Hey. I'm up, just a little busy today. I won't be able to see you tonight. Maybe tomorrow if you're free?' 2:16PM

With that, you locked your phone and slid it in your pocket, once again forgetting about it soon after.

Your ex's girlfriend, Mia, nudged you slightly when she saw how pensive you were. "Hey, you okay? Was that work?"

Shaking your head, you took a breath, "No, I'm just gonna miss having my best friend around."

Cookie popped up, french fries sticking out of her mouth, "I'm gonna miss you too, mommy!" Her curly hair was pulled into two pony-tails, coils springing happily as she devoured the food in record-breaking time. "Don't cry! I'll make daddy buy you a Tiana dress so we can match!"

You laughed at the sight, tears pooling in your eyes again as her father pouted. "Ok, sweetie, I'd love to match with you."

About thirty minutes later, you all were getting ready to leave when Mia said she'd swing by and grab the rental car from the parking lot. They had to go to back to their hotel to pack. You all said your goodbyes, tears flowing freely between you and Mia. Cookie looked concerned for you as she wiped your tears, kissing your cheeks to reassure you.

Your ex hugged you and thanked you again, his eyes sparkling with happiness to have his precious daughter with him. You wished you could go with them once again as you watched their car drive off.

Back at home, you were greeted with a depressingly quiet apartment. It was cold and dark, something that was going to be a common occurrence for the coming weeks. Sniffling, you made your way to Cookie’s room, scanning her pink room with a blurring gaze. You were slowly walking around the room when you felt your phone ring.

It was Mia.

"Hello?" You called, wondering what could've happened in the last hour since you parted ways.

"Hey, Y/N, Cookie is freaking out because her father forgot to ask you to bring her Peach doll," Mia nearly shouted over the distraught crying in the background. You could hear your ex trying to console Cookie, to no avail. "Can you meet us at the airport with it?"

Searching the room, you spotted the Princess Peach doll on her bed and nearly sprinted out of the door. "I got it. When is your flight again?"

"Boarding is in another hour and a half."

Shit. You scrambled to snatch your keys and shoved the doll in your purse. "Okay, I'll leave now and meet you at departures, okay? Tell Cookie mommy's on the way."

You hung up and made a mad dash down to the parking garage. The airport was about a forty-five minute drive from your place, not including traffic or any other delays like the predictable Seoul rush hour.

At his own apartment, Simon was lounging on his couch, laptop on his chest as he worked. Loco was right next to him, on Face Time with the one and only Jay Park as he was at the airport.

"Have a safe flight," Loco was saying before Kiseok slid shoulder-to-shoulder with him.

"Get there and back in once piece, boss," the oldest one teased and Jay laughed. Unfortunately, he was distracted a little too long because he suddenly collided into a woman. The phone fell, face up and there were suddenly two faces on the screen.

His body guards reacted immediately and made sure the two were alright. Mildly interested, the two on the other side of the line watched on.

"I-I'm so sorry, oh God, I'm just in a rush." The woman's voice was so eerily familiar to Kiseok that he took a second to strain to hear it over the airport commotion.

Jay was off to the side, picking up his passport and other belongings that fell. "Nah, it's alright. Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, thank you. Again, I'm so sorry I wasn’t- Is this your phone?"

Without further ado, the woman picked up Jay's phone, and Kiseok felt his eyes bulge out of his skull when her face came into view.

What was Y/N doing in the airport? Loco didn't notice the other's tense reaction and simply waved at the stranger. You didn't seem to glance at the screen, yet they could easily notice your tear-stained cheeks, and just passed it back to the owner.

Over Jay reassuring her that it was fine for the third time, a loud and very male voice yelled. "Y/N! There you are!"

With another apology, you left the frame and turned towards the male voice. Jay watched the interaction for a second before continuing on his way, which was conveniently right past you. Loco was talking to the CEO like that didn't just happen when Kiseok saw you in the frame again. He was positive it was you this time around.

You wore that over-sized gray sweater that he thought was so cute on you, hair tied messily and hugging a handsome foreigner tightly. He pulled back from the hug and pushed back some pieces of your hair from your face before smiling, his lips moving. Staring up to him, you nodded, wiping your face with your sleeves. He brought you back to his chest, arms around your shoulders.

Involuntarily, Kiseok felt his jaw clench at the display of affection. His eyes tore from the phone quicker than he meant to, causing his junior to stare at him in confusion.

For the rest of the night, Loco was warily watching as the older man was fuming next to him. There was hardly any movement from his part and he was sure he was in a coma until Simon wiped out his phone, tapping it a few times before pressing it to his ear.

“Nayoung? It’s been a while. Are you free right now?”

Almost choking on his coke, Hyukwoo coughed. Why was Kiseok calling her, of all people? Once the call wrapped up, he nervously voiced his concern, “Hyung...Why are you calling her at this hour..?”

He didn’t get an immediate response, instead, Kiseok stood and glared with the power of a thousand suns at the TV in front of them.

“Am I not single? Can I not do what I want, with whoever I want, too?”

Without any further explanation, he stormed out of the apartment all together.

Hyukwoo stared after the front door in confusion. “Too?”

[kateofthecanals]

Okay let’s talk about The Scene™

So lemme preface this by saying that I know there are a lot of you out there who are just happy to have SOMETHING and would rather just take it for what it is, and that’s totally fine, I get it. Part of me would love to do the same, but.... if you’ve been following this blog for more than a millisecond, you already know that’s not how I roll. ;-)

I’m going to break down the scene moment by moment and give my thoughts along the way. Join me, won’t you?

For starters, let’s set the scene. It’s after the battle, winter is officially over, all the dead have been burned (you know, that famous Northern tradition...?). Sansa has a good sob over Theon’s corpse. Remember how I said a few days ago that they were just playing hot potato with Sansa at this point, passing her around all the eligible bachelors of Winterfell? WELL...

Next we cut to the Great Hall where things are kind of... awkward? Everyone’s just kinda sitting around, keeping to themselves... Jon is sitting between Sansa and Dany and staring at Dany with these dumb puppy eyes, which, lbr, sums up his whole character. 

Now you know how Ghost feels, ya dick...

Sandor is doing what he does best -- sitting by himself, stuffing his face with booze and (presumably) chicken. Gendry asks him if he’s seen Arya, and apparently Sandor knows that they boned?? How?? Who the hell would have told him that? Melisandre? Anyway, Sandor throws him shade for wanting to get some puss so soon after the battle and it’s like... Bro, maybe YOU need to get laid too JUST SAYIN.

Dany decides to liven up the party by announcing that Gendry is now legitimized and the Lord of Storm’s End... thereby making him a contender for the Iron Throne lmao you dumbass. Everyone raises their goblets to Gendry Baratheon, and Sandor’s like “whatevs” and goes back to his chikin cuz he a rude boi boi.

Meanwhile, Sansa exchanges a pointed look with Tyrion and I have no idea what it was supposed to mean but I am sure there was like two paragraphs of “subtext” in D&D’s script about it that we were supposed to magically pick up on.

Tormund then raises his horn to the Dragon Queen, but Dany (rightly) counters by raising a toast to Arya, “the hero of Winterfell”. Sandor’s only slightly more impressed by this.

“Okay I’ll give ya that one--BUUURRRRRP.”

Sansa is all smiles but then she looks over at Dany and she stops smiling and gets up and leaves without explanation and inexplicably disappears UNTILLLLLL...

Tormund hits on Brienne but she swerves him, and Jaime gets up to follow her, and we all know they’re going to do it. Tormund is heartbroken, so naturally he pours his heart out to his BFF... Sandor. This is the second time tonight Sandor is listening to a guy lament about his sex life. Naturally Sandor is annoyed af. 

He’s seriously considering jumping into the hearth rn...

Tormund gets over Brienne pretty quick, though, when a couple of Northern groupies approach the table and are like WILD THANG I THINK I LOVE YOU and he’s like SOLD! 

Meanwhile, we finally see Sansa again, standing somewhere nearby watching all this like:

Again, I must reiterate that we haven’t seen Sansa since she randomly left the table after looking at Dany like 5 minutes ago. Is this where she’s been? Has she been discreetly watching Sandor this whole time??

Tormund’s like YOU COMIN’ CLEGANE? And Sandor like NOPE still got some drinking to do. So Tormund fucks off with his groupie and the other one pops a squat next to Sandor and proceeds to hit on him.

Gotta get dat Hounddong...

Sansa is still watching Sandor, looking at him like he’s GODDAMN SNACK

“Has he been here the whole time?? Weird...”

Groupie #2 tries to make a move but Sandor tells her to fuck off and she does. Sansa is like (Now I make my move...)

Sansa sits down across from Sandor and says “She could have made you happy. For a little while.” Sandor replies, “Only one thing could make me happy.” When she asks what, he says, “That’s my fucking business.”

Now, I know some of y’all are thinking this is a callback to Sandor telling Arya that fucking Sansa “bloody” would have been at least “one happy memory.” Buuuut I honestly think he was talking about Cleganebowl here. The implication is that not even the offer of free sex is enough to satisfy the Hound’s lusts. Which... sigh, okay, look, y’all know my stance on (book)Sandor’s sexual proclivities, so him blowing off a random groupie is NOT, imo, out of character for him. And if this were indeed the books, I definitely think his line about “one thing” that could make him happy, especially directed at Sansa, would indeed mean what I think y’all want it to mean. But this is GoT, so... no.

Now, him saying “That’s my fucking business” at first made me a little annoyed, but, hey, he’s always been rough-tongued with her. What really counted here, to me, is that she didn’t react to it. While she would have been justified in being like “don’t speak to me that way, asshole”, her face kinda said to me that she knows his gruff exterior is just that, and she knows better. And he knows she knows better. They have history. She’s seen him at his most vulnerable. She’s not gonna give him the satisfaction of reacting to his shittery. 

At least, that’s my headcanon. In D&D’s head, she probably thinks his asshole ways are super Badass now or whatever...

Anyway, after a few seconds of eye-fucking, Sandor says that there was a time when she couldn’t look at him (which... wasn’t really a thing on the show?). She says she’s seen much worse than him since. He then proceeds to say that he “heard” about what happened to her (really? how? when? from who? Bran??) and that he heard she’d been “broken in rough”.... and.... just.... excuse me while I vomit??? Now we know that Sanford has no skills at speaking to rape victims, but this was just soooo unnecessarily vile. Especially considering this is the girl whom he had spent TWO SEASONS protecting, one of those incidents being an ATTEMPTED RAPE??? The Sandor I know, the Sandor who told Sansa “no one would ever hurt you again or I’d kill them”, would rip Ramsay’s dick off with his bare hands. 

“I’m sorry that happened to you. I should have been there.” -- what Sandor SHOULD have fucking said.

But Sansa assures him that she took care of Ramsay himself. He asks how, and she says... “Hounds.” This makes him laugh, which... that’s nice? I guess? 

I hope D&D don’t think they are gonna retcon Ramsay’s murder and claim that that was a direct reference to her connection with the Hound or anything because it totally fucking wasn’t. 

But anyway, yay for Sansa making Sandor laugh and smile. He then says, “You’ve change, little bird.” She doesn’t respond. Then he goes and makes things worse by saying that none of that would have happened to her if she’d just come with him when he left King’s Landing.

Um, first of all, NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT, and second, EXCUSE me, are you GUILT-TRIPPING A RAPE VICTIM?? Are you really “I told you so”ing her????? What the FUCK???

Oh but if you thought it couldn’t POSSIBLY get worse than that, then you don’t know D&D. Sansa then reassures him and the world that if she hadn’t gotten raped and abused and manipulated, she would have stayed a “little bird” forever. Yep, there it is -- Sansa NEEDED to be traumatized in the worst possibly ways in order to be strong. FUCK. THIS. SHOW.

This was all said during The Hand Touch. Complete with a little thumb rub. Yes, I flailed when that happened and scared my cats. I have been watching the gif of it over and over it again. But watching it again in context.... what was the point?? Are we supposed to infer that she’s assuring him that she made the right decision? Why? He doesn’t seem like he NEEDS that reassurance. The whole exchange just makes NO DAMN SENSE. I know we loathe the Sansa Apology Tour, but even her apologizing for not going with him when she had the chance would have been 18764% better than THIS.

So then some more eye-fucking ensues, Sansa slowly rises to her feet, complete with a subtle little lip lick, and slinks away in a very “come follow me” way.... but he doesn’t.

So again, I have to ask, WHAT WAS THE POINT? Sandor’s two previous conversations leading up to this revolved around sex, Sansa was pointedly watching him reject another girl’s advances... and now you’re still gonna give me blue balls??? The 2 people in Winterfell who could use a good, consenting lay the most, and they just... walk away?? Sandor is bouncing off to what is probably his death, he even said in Season 4 that banging Sansa would be his only happy memory, she’s RIGHT THERE caressing his hand and licking her lips... but he’s just gonna sit there drinking alone all night??

Like literally you don’t even have to show anything (even though the Jaime & Brienne scene is exactly how the Sandor & Sansa scene should have ended), just have her get up and then he sits there for a second before saying “ah what the fuck” and gets up to follow her... and that’s it! We’d get it! And then HOORAY for Sandor & Sansa getting laid finally! Would that have been so hard??

But nah. Tbh this scene seemed like a throwaway, in the same vein as the Ghost scene -- just get it out of the way as quickly as possible so we don’t have to deal with it ever again. It’s more than I expected, but it’s also just as bad as I expected. 

I can’t believe I waited 5 years for a SanSan reunion and they just used it as another excuse to justify Sansa’s rape.

[etherealreveri]

➶ MRS. KIM ➶ CH 9

⦁ ⦁ ⦁ MRS. KIM MASTERLIST  ⦁ ⦁ ⦁

You’ve been looking forward to today since Junmyeon got off the phone with you a few days ago. You both have been busy at it finishing paperwork and errands so you could spend the latter half of the day not having to worry about work the next day. You finished earlier in the day and spent the remainder of the time preparing for Junmyeon since he planned on staying the night at the hotel with you. You cleared your schedule, had your nails done and Margie prepare a light dinner. 

Junmyeon’s plane landed about half an hour ago, but he said he needed to go back to his house to drop his things off and grab some stuff so you were just sitting out on the balcony drinking some juice while waiting for him. 

It's been over a month, close to two since Junmyeon re-entered your life and you weren't sure where your life was heading with this but you can't help that be happy he chose to come back to you. Junmyeon was a little busier now that he is taking over his father's business but you wish you both were able to go out on dates because it seems you both were just meeting up in his house, or the hotel. You kept quiet though, he was a busy man and you took whatever time you could with him. It was crazy though because your parents know nothing of this relationship and you've just never got around to talking with them because they are also working around the hotel. 

A knock on the door makes your heart jump. You run to the door and peek through the peephole, slight disappointment but you shrug it off... You let Margie in and she follows you to the balcony. 

"Thank you, Margie," you pulled her into a hug. "You are always there for the rescue." 

"No problem sweetie. Also," she heads to the cart and pulls something from under the cart cloth. "I know you wanted the French rose, but I snuck out this gem for you," she hands you a black and gold bottle. "Roulette Wine imported from Spain."

"Where did you get this?" you twist the bottle around to admire the gold lettering. 

"You parents stash a few of their special wines in the corner and with the way Myungsoo was telling me how you were acting, I assume you're having someone special come tonight," your face gets warm and you clear your throat. 

"Sh!" You bring your finger to your mouth. "If you see my parents, don't tell then anything okay? I'm waiting for the right time to tell them about all of this," you stick out your pinky. She brings her pinky in. "Promise. Let me know if you need anything else, I’m going to be up late tonight.” Nodding, you help walk her out to the door. Taking a deep breath you turn around and lean with your back against the door. You flash a slight smile and hold your hand up to your chest.

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“Special Delivery!” Recognizing the voice you jump from the corner of your balcony in excitement and run towards the door, on the way you check your hair and flip it behind you. You swing open the door and Junmyeon is standing there with a large bouquet of roses. Without a second thought, you attack him with a hug, almost knocking him over and making him drop the roses. Junmyeon just laughs and squeezes you a big hug before you unhook yourself from him. 

“Hey.” 

“Hey gorgeous, I missed you,” he places a light kiss on your lips. 

“Sorry,” you laugh as you pick up the bouquet, “I got a little too excited,” he shakes his head and grabs the large bag beside him. He sets the bag down and takes off his jacket as you go behind the counter to retrieve a vase for the bouquet. Junmyeon comes behind you and slips his hands around your waist, his chin rests on your right shoulder. 

“Yes?” you turn to where his face is resting. He closes his eyes and smiles, “Just a few seconds,” you both stay in that position for a few minutes while you both slightly swayed back and forth. “I feel much better,” he stands up and pops his neck. 

“I’m glad you’re feeling better,” he pokes around on the knick-knacks you have on the kitchen counter. “You know ..” 

“Know what?”

“Nothing,” he shakes his head. “Come here, I have something for you. I had a friend make something for us while I was on a business trip,” he comes around and has you sit in front of him. Reaching into the bag, he pulls up two outfits. You cover your mouth and laugh. 

“What?” he laughed. “I didn’t know you were into stuff like this …”

“Do I not seem like the type to wear things like this?” you shake your head and grin. Couple pajamas. This was surprising to you, back when you both first began dating Junmyeon declared that he detested couple outfits because he said it was too much in people’s faces but since these were pajamas and no one would really see them, it was okay

Your heart almost drops when you look back up, Junmyeon was taking off his shirt and when he locks eyes with you he grins. “Like what you see?” 

“Um,” you clear your throat. “A-Are you changing now?” Junmyeon nods. “Time to wind down,” he winks. 

 “I’ll go change in th-”

“You’re fine changing in here, I won’t pounce on you … just yet.”  

“Very funny,” you grab the zipper up behind your shirt and unzip it halfway until it gets stuck with a piece of your hair. You squeeze your eyes closed and mentally slap yourself for having to inconvenience him. Peeking behind your shoulder you see Junmyeon folding up his clothes.  “Um, Junmyeon?”

“Yeah, what's up?” you turn around and smile. “Help?” He sets his phone on the couch and walks around the coffee table, you gather the rest of your hair that isn’t stuck and twirl it up so the rest of your hair wasn’t in the way. As he was de-tangling your hair from the zipper, his fingers made contact with the back of your spine and chills ran down your back each time his finger brushed against your skin. 

“Thanks,” after you finish dressing yourself you tell Junmyeon to go ahead and head outside while you use the restroom. You skip to the bathroom and close the door leaning against the door you cup your face between your hands. You splash some water onto your face and slap on some lotion, you stretch a bit and mumble to yourself as you walk out. Since you were mumbling to yourself you didn’t notice that the lights were off and the lamps were turned on, it took you a few seconds to notice. 

“What … Jun-” there were rose petals scattered loosely towards the balcony. You follow the trail and find Junmyeon standing with his back to you. 

“What is this?” you asked. He turns around and grabs your hand, taking you to the sofa bed in the corner. He sits you down and sits next to you, he pulls his hands up and caresses your cheek. 

“I’ve thought long and hard about this during my trip. As cliche as this sounds I couldn’t stop thinking about you, I was not focused because you were on my mind so much,” he sighs. “I know we’ve only recently begun to rekindle our relationship but let's be honest, I feel like I'm aging and if I don’t do this I may regret it for the rest of my life,” he lets go of your hand and reaches for his pocket. At that moment your heart stopped and the rest of what happened seemed like such a blur for you. 

“There’s something about you that seems to melt all my troubles away, and- I, you make me forget my troubles and make me feel … what do the kids today say now and days? Butterflies in my stomach or make me feel all warm? Something like that?” you laugh. He opens the box and pulls out the ring. “Will you make me the luckiest man alive?” 

“Sorry, I just blanked out,” you laugh. Heart thumping you take a deep breath and nod your head. “Of course,”  he takes the ring out of the box and places it onto your finger. He brings you into a hug and kisses your forehead. You close your eyes the moment he does and places your hand on your chest. 

“What's wrong?”   

“What are we going to do?” you play with the ring on your finger.

“What do you mean?”

“I’m honestly still a bit shocked about what just happened, I-” your pull your hands away from his and tuck your hair behind your ears. “I haven’t told my parents about our past, I’m busy with my hotel and you are busy with yours and your father's company in general,” you look up and lock eyes with him. “Junmyeon, your dad still doesn’t like me or approve of me … he never did and I don’t know if he will now becaus-”

“Sh,” he quiets you down and begins rubbing the back of your hands. “One step at a time, if you want to, we can keep this between the two of us until we figure things out. Okay? Here,” he hands you the box, “You can put the ring here for now, until things are figured out. Come here,” he stands up and scoots you to the back of the couch and you both lay down deep into the cushions. 

You know, “I had a dream last night,” Junmyeon mumbled. 

“Oh yeah?’ looking up at him you could see him smiling like crazy. “What?” you laughed. “What is it? Why are you smiling like that.” 

“It was so vivid that it looked like it was happening in real life,” Junmyeon described how he dreamt of the wedding you both were having and when it was time for your father to walk you down the wedding aisle, you kept making a sour face like you were constipated and then tripped and fell breaking your arm and you both ended up having the wedding at the hospital. He continued on saying after that it suddenly flashed to where you both had kids running around in a beach house and mentioned Junmyeon Jr and how you had two sets of twins and a set of triplets, you sit up and stop him. 

“Woah, listen here buck-a-roo ...” you sit up and cross your arms in front of you. “First and foremost, I want a girl first, second, tell your boys to calm it down because I am not popping out 2 sets of twins and a set of triplets.”   

“I can’t help it that my boys can swim~” he makes a swimming gesture with his hands. You slap his arm. 

“Junmyeon.”

“Hm?”

“As romantic as that sounds, we forgot about the food and it's probably cold now,” you yawn and draw circles on his chest. “You’ve had a long day, aren’t you hungry?” 

“I told you, I’m hungry for something else cupcake.”

“Cupcake?” you laugh. “Is that my new name now?” 

“Cupcake, Boo-thang, Bae, Honey … what do you like?” 

“Up to you,” you shrug. You stand up and step off of the couch bed, “My legs are feeling numb and I think my arms asleep-I need to stretch a bi--ahhh~!” he pulls you down below him. 

“I told you that I’m hungry.” 

“So am I,” you slide right under him to the food sitting on the table. You slide the tray to the couch and lick your lips. “Dumplings and lobster soup. Her-” you turn around to find him right next to you. He opens his mouth to speak but you stick the spoon in his mouth. “Good isn’t it?” 

“I want something else,” he looks at your lips. You clear your throat and stuff a roll of bread in your mouth. Smiling you stuff his mouth with bread too. He takes the spoon for you and picks up the bowl of soup, “Here.”

You take a good look at Junmyeon and analyze his features. He still looks as good as he did when you first meet but you could see faint lines forming from the stress and the bags under his eyes forming, his eyes looked so tired. He looked so worn out. 

“Junmyeon, finish eating the rest of that. I’ll be back.” 

“Wait,” he grabs your wrist. “Come eat with me,” you shake your head at him. “You eat it, I’m full.” 

Leaving Junmyeon out on the balcony, you make your way to your room and fix up the bed a little bit. You close the curtains to the room and dim the lights in the room, holding up the remote you play a movie in the background. Junmyeon knocks on the door which makes you slightly jump. 

“Come here,” you drag him to the bathroom. “Wash up.”

“You still remember,” he laughs. 

“Of course, how could I forget this was your favorite toothpaste and skincare routine.”

---------------------

The buzzing of your phone on the nightstand slowly awakened you from your slumber. You look back at Junmyeon and removed his arm slowly from your waist. You turn off your alarm and slowly sit up on the edge of the bed. 

Opening the nightstand you open the ring box. You were sure that yesterday night was a dream because it didn’t seem real, you should be happy and giddy about this yet you are questioning yourself on whether or not your answer was just from the heat of the moment. You were still in shock at the thought of his sudden proposal, heck, you were just beginning to get over meeting Junmyeon a few months ago and now you're engaged to the man. You take a quick glance behind you and then return your focus back to the ring.  

Your parents never knew of your past so you would have a whole novel to write for them and Junmyeons dad was not particularly fond of you because of your status … you and Naeun were now engaged too but you didn't know if you should tell her yet or not because you wanted to find time to tell your parents and Junmyeon first before you tackled the path with your best friend. You needed to prepare for the world to know because Junmyeon is well known and is a bit of a celebrity too so news like this will inevitably make it onto the big screen.

"Hey," a groggy Junmyeon sits up and back hugs you. The warmth of his chest on your back sends chills down your spine you turn around. "What are you thinking about?" 

"Nothing much, I’m just zoning out because I just woke up. It's nothing important," you laugh.  

"Come back to bed," he lays back down and takes you with him. You lay on top of him and he squeezes you in a tight hug. "Let's sleep longer." 

"We can't." 

"Well, why not?" 

"We have that photoshoot with Naeun, remember?" 

"I'd rather stay here for another roun-ah ouchhh okay okay," you slap his arm. He laughs and his hand travels up and does your back. 

"Hey," you poked him in the stomach. "I'm going to go ahead and shower first, okay?" You get up and grab your robe when he grabs it from you.

"Real funny, Junmyeon, give it back," you raise your brow and snatch the robe from him, you tie the robe around your waist and proceed to the restroom. “See you in a little bi-" he grabs your wrist and also gets up. "What are you doing?: 

"Let's shower."

"Junmyeon my shower isn’t big enough for both of us to comfortably move.” 

"Yeah, but we're being time-efficient here come on," he drags you into the bathroom with him. You roll your eyes at him and follow him in. 

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Junmyeon and you arrive at the studio at the same time as Jongin and Baekhyun. Getting out of the car, you all meet up and into the studio. Baekhyun winks at Junmyeon and you. Confused you reach for the 2nd set of doors but Jongin beats you to it and holds it open for you. You stare back at Baekhyun and then to Jongin and then to Junmyeon in which he just shrugs his shoulders. You end up walking in first and then the rest followed in. 

"Did you use it?" You hear giggling behind you. 

“Why?” 

"You did didn't you?" Jongin asks. 

"He totally used it," Baekhyun laughed. 

"Ahem," you clear your throat and enter the shooting room ahead of them. In the room, you meet a bunch of the staff but naeun was nowhere to be found. Baekhyun wasn't paying attention and ran into you, causing you to trip and fall on the ground. Junmyeon playfully pushed Baekhyun and he jokingly fell onto the ground hurt. 

"I'm sorry my queen," he bowed as he got up. You smile, reach up and pinch his cheeks. You hear your name being yelled out behind the props. Naeun comes out screaming with two other girls behind her and attacks you to the ground. 

"I missed seeing your face so much!" 

"Why is everyone attacking her today? I'd like to see her live please," Junmyeon laughed. Naeun and you get up from the ground where she gives you a proper hug. "I thought I was going to die without seeing your face for a week,” she squeezes your cheeks. “I missed your squishy cheeks.” 

"Ahem," Jongin coughed. "Are you going to …" he tilts his head towards the two girls.

“Oh, right,” Naeun stands up with you and straightens out her outfit. "Sorry. Guys, these are my good friends Miyeon and Chorong," and she continues on and introduces all of you to her two friends. "So today you two will be partnering up," she pushes you and Junmyeon together. "Then Jongin will be with Miyeon and Baekhyun will be with Chorong. Jongin and Miyeon will be more focused on the athletic fashion, Baekhyun and Chorong will be the more casual and you two will be in fierce chic. Then we will switch to individuals, cool with everyone?” 

"Okay, that's good with me," Baekhyun smiles and begins to extend his hand to shake Chorongs when you chime in. 

"It’s too bad your girlfriend and your fiance are here to take couple photos with you," you wink at Baekhyun and Jongin, they both stop in their tracks. "Shots fired," Junmyeon laughs. 

"Okay, well. Let's go ahead and get you all into makeup so I can finish last-minute details." 

----

You finish with your makeup first and wander around the set while waiting for instructions on what to do. You pass by a mirror and turned around to get a good look at the outfit. Naeun was a magician, you wouldn’t usually wear something like this but she made it look so good on you. You see a head pop up behind you.

“Hey Jongin,” you scoot to the side of the big mirror so he could also have a look. “Nice outfit.”

“Thanks, yours isn’t so bad yourself. So,” Jongin glanced around. “How are you feeling about last night?” 

“What about last night?” you smiled. “Nothing happened last night, I have absolutely no clue what you are talking about?” you blink a few times at him and then started to walk away. 

“I’m not talking about what you both did last night, I’m talking about the proposal,” you stop in your tracks and pull him to the side. 

“Wait, how do you know? Only Junmyeon and I know,” he rolls his eyes. 

“I know everything,” he sighs. “He’s been hinting about a ring so I figured that's what happened last night. I just want to know if he told you anything.”

“What was he-” you’re both cut off when Naeun yells for your name through a large megaphone. You excuse yourself and go to the set to meet them. 

“Couple shots first,” the photographer yelled out. “You and Junmyeon are up first.”  

“You both look cute!” Naeun yelled. “Get it girl!” 

“I’ve never done this before!” you yelled back. “I’m so awkward!” 

“My boy here’s got you,” she winked. “He is going to work his magic so I’m just going to go check on the others, just be lovey-dovey together and you should be fine, cool?” she disappears to the back. 

“Okay, what now?” 

“Let's start with simple poses,” the photographer comes up and poses you both but since neither of you was models or had much experience with this it became quite awkward. Junmyeon was in some photoshoots for business stuff but had no experience in fashion photoshoots. 

"Find your vibe," the photographer twirls his hand up, "I don't know much about who you both are except that Naeun says you all are good friends of hers but act like you're in love because I can sense the sexual tension between you two," he chimed as he walked back to the camera. 

"Act like we're in love? Fine with me," Junmyeon suddenly pulls you into a hug and you could hear the whole room roaring with screams. "YES HONEY!" The photographer yelled out. "I like a man who is romantic, keep doing lovey-dovey things like that but make sure you can show off the outfits!” 

"You," you pinch Junmyeons cheeks and he steals another kiss from you. "Hey, calm yourself." 

"Little boy? That's not what you-" 

"Sh!” You place a finger on his lips and he just smiles at you. You sit him onto the chair and turn around, facing him, you get on him wrapping your legs around him and wrap your arms around his neck. "Look at the camera," you winked. Junmyeon raises an eyebrow and shrugs. 

"Wow," the photographer looked up after this shot. "I love this, you both seem like naturals … I don’t know what you two were talking about when you said you were awkward.” Junmyeon and you spend the next few minutes finishing up your couple shots and individual shots of the couple outfits. It was strange, you guys never really displayed any kind of affection in front of others so it was a nice change, it didn’t feel like you both were hiding. You both go your separate ways to do a quick change of makeup and outfit while the others were doing their shots. 

---- 

After completing all of the group shots, Naeun had everyone go onto the terrace for a lunch break while she had workers come in to break down sets set up new ones for individuals. Everyone seemed completely opposite from how they were this morning, not in a bad way of course, but everyone seemed more energetic and lively. Baekhyun was still a teeny bit shy towards Chorong even after the shoot but Jongin and Miyeon seemed to hit it off pretty well, it was too bad though that their significant others couldn't come with them … it would have been cuter.  

"Don't think too hard," Junmyeons pinches your cheek. “Here,” he hands you a lunch box and you both sit down next to each other. Junmyeon pulls your hair back behind your ear and you hear coughs beside you.

“Get a room,” a cough comes from Baekhyun as he and Jongin sit next to you two. “Don’t mind them,” Junmyeon laughs. “That little Baekhyun, he’ll see it later.” 

“Naeun,” you waved her over. She walks over to where you all are sitting with her lunch box and sits next to you. 

“Hey.”

“Hey,” everyone else said in unison. Naeun opens up her lunch box and sighs, she uncomfortably shifts in her seat. 

“Is everything okay?” she nods. “Yeah, nothing much. Just business concerns and all, it's also been a really long morning so I’m just tired. No biggy.” 

“Let me know if you need anything okay? I’m very proud of you and I’m sure if you need anything the guys would be happy to help too.”

“Thank you, and thank you all for helping me. I wanted to make this special with close friends and I’m glad you all could help my journey.” 

“Hey, we’re best friends. I’d do anything for you,” you take a sip from the water bottle and happen to glance up at one of the big tv screens on the building behind Junmyeon. All of the color drained from your face you slowly stand up and grip on your bottle. Junmyeon follows your gaze to the news reporter on the big screen and slowly begin standing to view the screen better. Naeun drops her silverware with a cling on the floor causing Jongin and Baekhyun to look up from their lunch boxes and stand up as well. 

Rumor is it that CEO Junmyeon is currently engaged and on the road to marriage. 

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It became silent after the incident on the tv screen, a million thoughts ran through your mind on how the news got around so fast-even you weren’t able to process the night before and now the world knows too. Well, your face was blurred out on the screen but still, this made you even tenser because everything seemed to be caving down. 

“Ah, that's cold.” 

“Still thinking about the news report earlier?” Naeun hands you a glass of water and dims the lights a little before she settles down next to you. 

“Thanks,” you laughed. 

“Don’t think too much on it,” she pulls the blanket on top of you both and grips on her cup. “I’ve been entangled in some myself but they just want to create rumors and scandals to shake you up. I’m sure Junmyeon isn’t engaged to anyone if he is I’ll go teach her a lesson,” she laughs. Naeun takes a sip of her water and sets it down. “Sorry,” she rubs her eyes. “It's been a really long week, I haven’t been able to sleep much so I feel like I'm constantly zoning out. If I just pinch me and I’ll wake right up.”

“I-” you perk up and look around the room. “Where’s …”

“Where’s what?” 

“I think I left my purse in your car,” she turns around and hands you her keys. “Here you go, have at it. You and I are the same person, I’m always forgetting my purse in the car too.”

“Thanks,” you move the blanket off and talk to her as you are walking out. “I have this cream that my mom found that's helped a lot with headaches and stuff, I’ll get you some when I retrieve my purse. Okay?”

“Alright!” you hear her yell out an answer as you close the door. Walking down the steps, you open the car door and grab your purse from the passenger seat when you spot someone waving you down. 

“Hey Jaehyun, are you looking for-”

“Could you please give this to her?” he hands you a box. 

“What is this? Is it for Naeun? You can come in you-”

“She didn’t tell you?” 

“Tell me what?” he sticks his hands in his pocket and looks down. 

"We've been done for some time now, just a week or so after you came back from your break. You know, as close as you two are I'm shocked she didn't let you know right away," you look down at the box and back at him. They broke up? I could have sworn Naeun said he proposed already. 

"What is this?" 

"It's all the things she left at my place the last three years, I'm not coming back here so I thought that I'd return her things to her because I don't have use of any of her things." 

"What happened? And why aren't you coming back here?" 

"I'm moving to New York," he sighs. "Naeun didn't want to do the whole long-distance thing, she had other plans and we just lost our spark, sometimes things don't go the way you want it to and you end up where we are now. Look, I have a flight to catch in a few hours and I just came to drop this off. Thanks for everything you’ve done to help me here if you need anything at all just give me a call. Okay?" 

----- 

“Naeun, this box is labeled to you,” you set your purse on the couch and the box on the table in front of her. 

“Who delivered this?” you shrug. “I’m not sure. A delivery man was dropping it off as I was coming back inside, I just signed it for you so you wouldn't have to come out. It's a pretty heavy box." 

"I see … let's forget about the box, I’ll check on it later,” she scratched her head. “Um, let's talk about you and all that's happened while I was gone because I heard you've had a fun few days." 

"Nah," you fiddle with your fingers. "I've mainly been running here and there for business things, Jongin and Baekhyun took me to a ropes course campground they had set up and Jason invited me to see his friends exhibit since we ran into each other. Nothing much happened other than that." 

"Jason? Isn't that the-" 

"Yeahhh." 

"He seems to really like you, I think he has a crush on you." 

"My parents seem to like him too, he does a lot of good work and they really like him. How about you?" Naeun instinctively rubbed her the ring on her finger. 

"I've had a busy week while I was gone, I talked a lot to my mentor in Paris to get his feedback and did a lot of business errands as well, and Jaehyun and I facetimed every night before we went to sleep. You know, the same old same old ..." she smiled. You think back to the incident earlier and the box that was in front of you, why did she hide the fact that they broke up? How odd was it that the photoshoot happened on the same day he was set to leave New York. Did something happen?

You both told everything to each other, but you couldn't say anything to her yet about the engagement because you also were keeping a secret yourself too. You were sure she was on you about that with the news reporter earlier but your shocked state showed that you weren't aware it was out, she didn’t seem suspicious or anything. You hoped that she caught onto Junmyeon telling everyone it was a rumor because this comes out every year so he said it was nothing new. 

"What's wrong?" she snaps out of her blank stare. 

" Sorry,” she apologized again. “Just tired," she turns around behind her and grabs the remote to dim the lights just a tad more. She brings down the projector to start a movie and you start laughing at the screen. 

"You still have this as your wallpaper?" 

"What?" She laughs. "I think cute, come on, let's watch a movie and sleep here tonight," you both chose a movie and sit back while it plays, the photo that was seen earlier sparked a whole night of reminiscing your earlier days together and embarrassing stories. It wasn't until midnight that you both fell asleep. In the middle of the night, you wake up to grab another glass of water. You lean against the island and look at the magnets she had on the fridge, you chuckle at the photos she had of the both of you pinned under magnets. No matter how many times you’ve seen the photos you still couldn’t help but laugh. You turn around to wash the cup when you see a sample wedding invitation sticking out. 

J + N request the presence of ________ at their wedding on September 28th, 2019. 

She even had the wedding invitation samples made. You wipe your hands off on the towel and look at Naeun sleeping soundly. It seemed like this wedding planning stopped abruptly and maybe she just didn’t have time to tell you. You sigh and slide the wedding invitation back. Naeun was probably stressed about the breakup, that was probably why she seemed so tired. Rubbing your eyes you return back to the couch and fell asleep to the tv. 

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[a/n] i feel like this chapter may contain a lot or is all over the place, let me know if there is anything i can clarify for you :) 

[journeywithmo]

Obedience

For me I’m a little bit of a private person. I don’t like a lot of people in my business. I tell what I want to tell to who I want to know it. For one I don’t like being judged so my business is mine. Secondly, I don’t want anybody feeling like they have one up. Thirdly, I don’t want anybody using my words against me or have any ammunition to hurt me. But with saying yes to God I must become open; I must put my reservations to the side. So here I am letting yall in on my life. Being as open and forthcoming with yall that I can be. I knew it would get to a point where we would get deep and I would have to tell some of my secrets, but I didn’t think it would be this soon. Shoot we just met each other a week ago. I was thinking we would take baby steps first, but the thing about God is everything is on his time. The only thing we can do is prepare ourselves for that time and most importantly Obey his word when the time does come. Look at me, ready and willing to share my story with ya’ll so that you can obey when he calls and not be like me and learn the hard way. Now before we get into me telling my story I want yall to know the meaning of obedience.  

 Obedience- Compliance with an order; request, or law or SUBMISSION to another’s authority.

 So now you have a clear understanding of what that word means let’s get into me telling yall all my business. So, we all know that this blogging thang was given to me by God. I also told yall that before he gave me this vision, he gave me another one. We’ll call that one SCS for now. He gave me this idea mid-February. I began doing my research on it for the next week or so just ready to dive into this thing God had called me to do. Slowly but surely, I started to get distracted. I started hanging more, partying my life away and drinking like a fish! In result the idea altogether got neglected.  One day at work I started drinking with one of my homeboys, which was nothing out of the ordinary. One pint turned into two pints and two pints turned into a fifth. After the second pint I knew I was drunk, but I couldn’t stop I wasn’t done “having fun” right. So, on lunch I went to the store and got a fifth of Hennessy.  I went back to work and drank the bottle with my homeboys in what I’m told less than 10 minutes. You’d think I had enough right? Wrong! We got off work early on this day and went over to the bar across the street and drank some more.  Fast forward to a couple hours later, because I was blacked out and couldn’t remember anything. I’m standing outside of my car talking to a police officer and doing a sobriety test, which I failed miserably. After failing that I was put in the back of a police car and taken to jail where I had to sleep it off for 8 hours. Now while all of this is happening to me. Both of my sisters are calling my phone, which is dead, now they are at house waiting for me to walk in at any moment but of course I never make it. Six o’clock in the morning rolls around and my brother comes to my house to drop off my niece before he goes to work and there is still no sign of me. At this point everybody is worried, concerned and just scared because imagine not hearing from you loved one for 12 plus hours.  Not knowing if they are okay, not knowing where to look, not knowing if they are dead or alive. Just the feeling of being helpless.  I believe I was released from jail at 10:00am and that’s when I finally called my sisters to come get me. Some would ask the question “Why didn’t you call anybody?” I was pilt okay. Talking about through. I blew a .19 which in legal terms is super drunk. After being released from jail I had to go get my car out of the impound. My brand-new car that I prayed for and worked hard to get out of an impound. I get my car and I barely recognize it, the  front bumper is hanging off on one side and completely missing on the other side. My trunk was smashed in and the inside of my car was full of throw up. I literally broke down right then and there. I was filled with embarrassment, hurt, disappointment and shame. I was like how the heck did I get here how did I do this? Remember I told you I was blacked out so I couldn’t remember much? Well after going to court and reading the police report.  I was driving and a car saw me weaving in and out of traffic hitting different things. The car followed me from Bloomfield to Novi never leaving me until I decided to pull into an empty CVS parking lot and sleep. She then called the police on me and that’s how they found me. Now just to let you all know. I work in Warren, MI I live in Southfield, MI and on a normal day that ride is about 15-20 minutes.  Bloomfield and Novi are about another 15-20 minutes away from my home. Therefore, I was drunk driving for about a good 30-40 minutes before realizing I couldn’t do it anymore. I was sentenced to a year of probation, I must randomly do drug and alcohol testing once a week, I have an intermission interlock on my car. For those who don’t know that’s the device in which you have to blow into before starting your car so it can detect if any alcohol is present. I must complete 6 weeks of substance abuse counseling (which I finished), go to 20 AA meetings, do 25 hours of community service and some weekend program, in which I can’t remember the name of. I cried when I got sentenced, I was embarrassed and just feeling like why me? People do it all the time I see It on Instagram every day! So why me?  It wasn’t until the other day that it dawned on me why. God gave me a vision, he told me to do something and I disregarded everything that he said and started doing my own thing, so he had to get me in alignment one way or another. The words “obedience is better than sacrifice” played in my head and it all made sense. When God tells you to do something you have to do it there’s no other way around it. You can either do it his way or your way, but it has to be done. Had he not sat me down I would not have been doing this, I would have not started school, I would not be getting baptized tomorrow. I feel like in this last quarter of the year God is having his way he is doing everything he wants to do. Rather you like it or not it’s going to be done. Take it from me sister it’s so much better if you go ahead and do it his way.  In this month the word Gratitude is the only thing I can use to describe how I feel. I’m grateful that God shook me up just enough and still spared my life. I’m grateful that even when I threw in the towel, he never stopped fighting, I’m grateful that his will over my life is greater than any force in this world. I’m grateful that he loves me enough to discipline me, I’m grateful that when I gave up on myself, he still believed in me, I’m grateful that he handcrafted me in my mother’s belly and handpicked me to carry out his works. I’m grateful that he is who he says he is and that he never switched up on me.  

 Luke 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, Blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.  

Now that I have been walking in obedience and according to the word of the Lord my life is at peace, I’m lighter, free, and less fearful. Sister do what God has called you to do because if he called you, he has equipped you. No matter what distractions come your way stay focus on the promise stay focus on the vision. If he called, you to it he can get you through it. Stay obedient, stay inspired and stay focus.

 I believe in you; I support you and I love you!

[br0kenw0rdz-blog]

Rico pt.2

"Girl!who was that fine ass piece of meat you were just talking to?!" My friend Keema, or Kee, as I liked to call her, asked me as she came back with our drinks.

" a very old friend of mine from home. Havent seen him in years," I threw back my shot of bourbon she brought me. "I swear that man is the one I should have tried". I didnt realize i said the last part aloud .

" bitch you should have tried it and kept it, the fuck you thinkin? I was tryna come over here and be nosey but that slow ass bartender took forever. Sssoooooo...?" Her look said she wanted more details but I was still coming back down to earth.

Rico had been a friend from many years ago who I never quite "got with". Life took us in two different directions living two different lifestyles. He was a street boy and I was, well, pretty fucking basic. Good job, couple of degrees in English and literature, divorced, and no kids. I worked hard and tried to play harder. Rico was the opposite. Always on the run making moves, no time to relax or take it slow. He was always helping people out and forgetting about himself. The streets also sent him on so many adventures I never got the chance to shoot my shot. Our friendship was one based in school and then I later found out he was in some of my same circles. Even then, I had a crush. Mysterious yet open, serious yet easygoing, and always real. His style was his own and always seemed to spark trends. He was always nice to me, told me I was gonna be a good catch one day. But for whatever reason, I never got my chance. Always thinking i was out of his league or something. Shit, I wanted to be his catch. Then, as life happened, we lost touch. The last I had heard of him he was down south somewhere. And that somewhere was apparently here in Charlotte.

" He's what I just said woman, a friend. I told you that's the one I never got a chance to try. But I did slide him the number 👀👀" I laughed at myself and Kee gave me a little shoulder slap.

"For real?!! Yes bitch! See, I told you this trip would be good for you. Might not be a new guy but at least you gave SOMEBODY your damn number. I was starting to get afraid I would need to knock some cobwebs off that thang!"

Kee was right. Since I had finalized my divorce 6 months ago, I had completely ignored every man I ever walked past. I was just done with the whole dating thing at this point. I had just gotten out of an 18 year relationship and it was the best thing I ever did for myself. But I still didnt wanna deal with trying to meet new people and all the things i had forgotten how to do over the years 🤷🏽‍♀️. I didnt even realize that I took a step forward for myself by giving out my number until just then. Even if it was Rico, an old friend, it was a big deal.

Shit, it was Rico...a huge deal.

I sipped my bourbon and ginger, still sort of dazed. Kee was in her phone taking pictures so I knew she wouldnt notice that I was in Lala Land. I just wanted my phone to ring and an unsaved number pop up.

[disruptedvice]

2019 writing meme

i was tagged by @startofamoment​, no doubt because I’ve been talking up that b99 porn star au that I started writing in 2016 but never completed.

It looks like how this meme goes is two lists: Things I am definitely going to write (or things I am definitely most likely going to write from startofamoment’s post) Things I’d like to write, time (and creativity) permitting

But I’m gonna do mine a little different, cause the thing is, I’ve already started writing drafts for literally all of these, like years ago in some cases, so- I mean, I’ve already started writing every single one of these, and have 4+ pages on some, 16+ pages on others, and there’s no telling what year they’ll actually be posted, but here’s some things from my technically wip stuff

Basically, works that I’ve already started the process of writing but who knows when they’ll be completed and just damn, I’ve got so much

The starmora/thorkyrie one shot where Valkyrie reacts to meeting and finding out who Gamora was the way that everyone expected Thor to react to Gamora in IW (confrontational AF- cue Valkyrie harshly whispering “How can you trust them?” and Thor just deadpanning “You literally sold me into slavery when we first met”)

Starmora college AU + artist!Peter and kickboxer!Gamora

Peraltiago Contract killer!Amy and target!Jake AU

Peraltiago Conceptual photographer!Jake + Model!Amy (also, former Art Student!Amy)

Childhood friends starmora AU/both raised by ravagers

Post IW/Post Endgame thorkyrie reunion one shot

Flight attendent!Jake Peralta + hates flying passenger!Amy Santiago

Pornstar peraltiago AU + coworkers to friends to lovers trope

The married peraltiago pregnancy multichapter fic I’ve been planning for AGES

Peraltiago Actors AU (Jake and Amy are actors on a TV show called Brooklyn Legal)

More and previews/excerpts under the cut ~ 

(And because tumblr mobile is going wonky, if this post looks weird, you can just open this post in your phone’s browser and tada! It’s in a readable format and looks like how I actually posted it!)

Dude, so I’ve got some previews for some of these, but I literally just copied and pasted without editing the slightest, so you can see while I may have pages and pages written out for all these stories on microsoft word/google docs, they are still very clearly not ready to post

That multichapter peraltiago pregnancy fic that I’ve had planned since, oh, FOREVER and still haven’t gotten around to-

“I just realized I'm gonna have to stop making sex tape jokes and switch over to dad jokes.” ”Jake, you already make way too many puns to be healthy and tell soul crushingly lame jokes all the time. You already make dad jokes, but they were just called lame jokes before you had a kid. Now your lame jokes can be called dad jokes. But you always had them.”

[In baby fic Jake still tackles her and pulls her to the ground, but its a careful tackle and he always makes sure to catch her and break her fall. It's kinda amazing how quick he does it, how they'll be chasing each other and he'll pull her to the ground, pull her into him. It's almost strange, how quick and gentle he is with it. With her. At first she might have worried about his rough housing, but he was always delicate. Careful but still fun. And she never had to worry about losing her balance with him]

Jake tackles her and she's laughing and hitting him on the arm and saying ”The baby, the baby!” And he pulls back and says “You know, you can't keep using that excuse. It's not fair.” And Amy says “I've still got months and months of that excuse” and he says ”It’s like saying you have to pee during a tickle fight. Now I have to let you go.”

{When Jake says excuse not fair cause its like saying she has to pee during a tickle fight and she thinks that's a fair excuse too not just baby, Amy asks jokingly "do you want me to pee on you?" And he says "you don't know. I might be into that."}.

Contract killer!Amy and target!Jake AU-

where they used to be childhood friends but hadn’t seen each other since they were like 9 years old, and then Amy realizes she recognizes the person she was just hired to kill

She's been struggling with this dilemma in her head for the past few days and even though it's completely irrational she decides not to do it. She decides to help him. She decides to help keep him alive. She actually did a coin toss. Heads she goes through with it and shoots him, tails she helps him. She flipped the coin. It landed on heads. And that cemented her decision.

She was going to help him.

She breaks into his apartment that evening since she learned he would be out.

She wears gloves. Looks through any papers he had, trying to find financials, but there's nothing to suggest why someone wanted him dead.

She wouldn't be much use keeping him alive if she didn't know why someone wanted him dead in the first place. And all the wire transfers for who hired her were anonymous. She turns on his computer and it isn't even password protected. It was a desktop and not a laptop, but still.

He must be the most naive and trusting idiot in the world.

She looks through the files on his computer and nothing useful turns up. He's so normal it's pissing her off.

She looks through his emails and there isn't even a hint of one lousy affair.

And she doesn't feel an ounce of guilt invading his privacy because it was a whole lot nicer than killing him.

She deserved a thank you.

But she can't find anything on why anyone would want him dead.

His plans were dinner with friends or something and it's been an hour at this point and she knows he could walk through the door at any moment and catch her.

Catch her having broken into his apartment. And she still had nothing.

And she decided to fuck it and just ask him. Just sit down on the couch in his living room and ask him who would want to kill him when he gets home.

This whole operation was already fucked, why not fuck it up some more? ___

she hears him unlock and open the door when he gets home. She hears him enter, shut the door, lock it behind him.

He walks down the hallway, finally to his living room and sees her.

He just stares at her and she says "c'mon dude, why the hell is it so hard to find out who wants you dead?"

And Jake blinks a couple seconds and then he says "uh, are you okay? Do you need help or something? Do you know where you are?" He asks like she may have accidentally gotten into his locked apartment cause she had a concussion and didn't know who the hell she was.

And she says "seriously? Seriously, man? I broke into your apartment and you ask me if I'm /okay/?" She sounds frustrated.

And he says "I think that's a fair assumption unless you were the worst robber in the history of ever. I walk in and there's a stranger sitting on my couch. Not stealing my couch, sitting on my couch. Correct me if I'm wrong but professional robbers are A: supposed to take stuff and B: supposed to be gone by the time the home owner comes back. So an empty handed stranger sitting on my couch who just starts talking to me like it ain't no thang instead of trying to flee the first thing my mind jumped to was not a criminal mastermind. Though that actually might be a smart plan after all. If you would've gotten a bowl of cereal and kicked back with the TV on the only logical assumption would be that you just walked out of a hospital ward and and the homeowner would probably call an ambulance to take the obviously confused and concussed woman back to the hospital and you could just walk out the door with all their valuables while they're making that call. That would actually be a great plan."

And Amy's like "don't give me tips on how to rob you better! What the hell is wrong with you?"

And Jake says "but you're not actually robbing me, are you? Cause you're doing a pretty piss poor job of it. Since you're not actually stealing anything can tell me what the hell you are doing here?"

Pornstar peraltiago AU + coworkers to friends to lovers trope

After the confessing feelings for each other part and kissing the heck out of each other:

“Okay, this is really nice and I'm loving it, but I also wanna be with you, not whoever we're supposed to be at work. I want to be touched by Jake Peralta, you know?” Her voice tiltered out, almost wincing, but she was sure he got what she meant. “Fuck, that's all I've ever wanted. Amy Santiago. Who I watch movies with and laugh and who falls asleep on my couch and I have to resist kissing her on the forehead every time.”

Brooklyn Legal - Peraltiago TV show actors AU

Eliza was essentially the let loose wild card character in their cast ensemble, something that could not be more opposite of the actor playing the character, Amy Santiago. Jake's character was in the main cast too, Lucas, who was the awkward book type, preferring hard cover law books when he had to research any preferences for cases instead of just using a computer. Jake and Amy still end up falling for each other.

Starmora college AU + artist!Peter and kickboxer!Gamora

“Your drawings. They’re not bad,” she said simply. “And either you messed up on this one here, or that man was not showing proper form,” she pointed out, down at one of his figure drawings of a man kicking the open air.

“Would you like me to show you how it’s actually done?” Gamora offered with an air of disinterested professionalism, though he’s certain he can see a smirk that’s just begging to be brought out from her lips.

He stared at her, blinking like an idiot. Then he started nodding, still like an idiot.

She gave him a single, curt nod in return before heading back to the mat she was practicing on, this time with a specific move in mind.

Gamora moved into position, breathed out, and let it overtake her.

  "Would you like me to show you how it's actually done?" She offers with an air of disinterested professionalism, though he's certain he can see a smirk that's just begging to be brought out from her lips. Peter blinks once, twice. Like an idiot. Then he starts nodding, still like an idiot. Gamora nods at him once before walking away, walking back towards the mat, positioning herself right where she was practicing before. This time, though, with a specific movement in mind, putting on a show. She goes through her practice arsenal of moves, throwing in that one basically two or three moves, since his goal was to capture figures in motion, not figures in a pose. She kinda loses herself in the routine, and what he probably expected to be a 30 second demonstration turns into 5 minutes of her exercising and moving fluidly through her practice until she's breathing heavy and broken out into a sweat. When she decides to pause and take a break, she looks back over to her new friend/acquaintance, who is furiously scribbling in his sketchbook. Well, that's not quite true. His pencil is gliding across the page in a swift and fluid fashion, much like her movements were earlier. They're both getting their practice in of the art forms they've done a thousand times before, moving through the motions.

Conceptual photographer!Jake + Model!Amy (also, former Art Student!Amy)

When they're about to get started Amy says “I - I like your works.”

And he gives her a soft and polite smile with a “Thanks.”

And she realizes that everyone probably tells him that. Everyday. And they're probably all lying. And if they're not it was probably because they looked them up the night before and memorized all the facts so they could impress him.

That's why she got the polite smile. Because he hears that lie a million times a day by people trying to be polite or something.

And she recants immediately “No I don't. That was a total lie. I didn't even know your name until two weeks ago.” And she's totally flabbergasted but his smile is genuine now instead of polite and she doesn't know what to say or where she's going, but he has a really good smile and she just wants to keep talking so he'll keep smiling. “I like a work of yours. It was the only one I'd seen, and I didn't even know it was yours until two weeks ago when I looked you up and I saw it and I saw you made it, but I just recognized it by sight cause when I heard your name I didn't think I knew anything you ever did, but I was scrolling through it all and I realized that I'd seen it before. And I really liked it, I just didn't know who made it. I mean it's in a museum by my house and your name is on the plaque but all the times I looked at it I never even bothered to read the plaque. Not because I didn't like it, I just never read the plaques in art museums even on the stuff I really love. So I don't like you works or even really know any of them. I just really like the one.”

Childhood friends starmora AU

Later that night, after the eclector had left port, Gamora and Peter were sitting in Peter’s room, just talking.

“How come you didn’t tell me you could fix ships?” He asked, thinking that would have been something good for him to know to convince Yondu to let them take her aboard.

“I don’t,” Gamora said simply. At the confused look he gave her, she grinned something mischievous, like they were partners in crime. “I lied,” she admitted, laughing into her hand.

Peter in turn laughed that much harder.

“But I am a quick learner!” Gamora added quickly. She was pretty sure she could trust Peter, but she had still only met him today, and she had lied to his- captain? From the insolence he spoke to Yondu with, he seemed more like his father. Not in the way that Thanos insisted on calling himself Gamora’s father, but his actual father. She had come up with the lie spur of the moment, because her situation was urgent, and she needed to get off the planet as soon as possible. Anything was better than her siblings finding her and taking her back. Any repercussions from that fib paled to what would be in store if she was brought back to Sanctuary. “I’m good at memorizing stuff, so I can learn how to fix engines if the mechanic on board shows me how. I meant that, about earning my keep. I can be a- a apprentice or something. It wasn’t a total lie.”

“You’re not gonna tell him, are you?” She asked worriedly.

“What? No! I’m not a tattle tale!” Peter told her immediately, and even though she didn’t know what a tattle tale was, she could figure out what it meant from context clues. “He’ll probably figure it out on his own, though. But that’s okay-” he added quickly, when he saw the look of genuine fear in Gamora’s eyes. “Yondu says he values ‘ngenuity ‘‘n stuff. That just means if you manage to pull one over on him he’ll prolly laugh and give you a pat on the back and maybe a smack on the head for being a smart ass, but that’s it. I wouldn’t be here right now if Yondu wasn’t impressed by the few times I’ve managed to actually trick him. I mean- many times. I’ve tricked him oh so many times. Lots.”

Gamora laughed at that, because Peter was such a horrible liar. She didn’t think that was such a bad thing. No, it wasn’t bad at all.

Then flashforward like eight or so years and of Peter and Gamora fall in love because of course they do. So it’s really more of a raised by ravagers falling in love with your best friend starmora AU with a childhood friends prologue (plus some good ol fashion Peter whump with him almost dying on a solo mission they undertake cause yessss)

Post IW/post endgame Thor/Valkyrie reunion fic

“Hey! It’s me! It’s really me! I swear!” Thor held his hands up in a defensive posture, but that only seemed to anger her more.

“I know it’s you! That’s why I’m hitting you!”

She took another swing at him that he easily blocked- either she was too sleep deprived to at least hit him well, or she wasn’t trying as much as she wanted to seem.

They’d sparred before, and this definitely wasn’t even close to the full force of the Valkyrie. Still enough to hurt, though. Her movements were sloppy in a way she’d scolded him for when they had trained together following Ragnarok (“You’re too open, your majesty,” she informed him, with her trademark mocking tone at his title. Thor didn’t really mind. The teasing tone. He definitely minded the kick to the ribs he just got- it felt like they’d been punted into him. “When you swing, you swing wildly, and you make so much of yourself a target. You need to keep your hands up, when you punch, pull back, keep your shoulders tucked. It’s like you’re expecting your opponents not to hit back. Sure, you’re fine if you knock them out on the first punch, anything other than that, your technique leaves you wide open and your ribs prime for kicking,” she informed him, smirking while he was still struggling to breathe evenly again.)

It was the same too open critique she’d criticized him for months ago, the one that she said was fighting like he was expecting his opponents not to hit back. Her swings left her wide open, now.

Though, if she knew it was him, then she also knew he wouldn’t hit back. So maybe the too open fighting made sense right now.

“Aren’t you glad I’m alive?” He asked, blocking an elbow strike and deflecting the punch that followed. He caught her wrist, wrapped his hand around it before she could pull it back (“You’re too open”)

“Of course I’m glad you’re alive,” she growled, sounding much more mad than glad.

Starmora AU where they live in a seaside town and go to college together, and have a competitive rivalry going on as captains of the swimteam, then one day Gamora’s out on the ocean and a storm comes rolling in and she’s tossed overboard, only to be rescued from crashing waves by mermaid!Peter - like seriously, what the hell? This idiot that she’s known for years has a motherfucking mermaid tail???

Oh, and there’s a Sentinel/Guide AU with sentinel!Gamora and Guide!Peter

Plus, some lovely Elspeth Quill prompts that make my heart glow

Also, the B99/Peraltiago Daemon AU where Jake’s daemon is a badger named Jeremiah, and everyone’s like, how did the most cuddly person of a human being get something as scary and confrontational as an American Badger? They took on bears and wolves! On purpose!

Almost forgot about the multichapter Peraltiago space ark AU- it’s technically a series of one shots in the same universe, and a song fic, based on a concept album (so there’s 11 chapters, since the album has 11 songs in it) - I have the first chapter of this completely done, but nothing close to the other 10, and I feel bad about having so many multichapters open at the same time and updating them so slowly (hence why all this crap is in my unposted junk), but I might post chapter one of this soon just as a little ‘screw you (I say to myself and sense of obligation/anxiety), I’m having fun writing this, that’s the only mandatory thing about fic writing, if I’m enjoying myself and taking forever, that’s something to rejoice in, not feel bad about

So yeah, goodness knows when all this shit will be out. I think the closest things I have to done are the Peraltiago space ark ch 1 AU and the Thorkyrie reunion fic

Ima tag @peraltiagoisland, @nymphrea, @star-munches, @marypoppinswasmyfatherbitches, @thingssunspokenorotherwise, @interabangs, @perilinpeace @elsaclack

Please don’t feel obligated to participate if I tagged you, and if you’re looking for an example for the way you’re actually supposed to do this ask meme and not my weird way, startofamoment’s post here is good

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Deepsea Escape Part 5

A Splatoon 2 Story written by Splat-Tendency

Starring: Lexi Camellia (POV)

((Lexi was on her way to deliver the last mail at first, and then she wakes up in the underground subway station. She has no clue where she is or how is she going to get back to the surface. She has no choice, but to venture through this abandoned station alone.))

12 years ago..

"Daddy..? what's it like in the outside world...?" A little child walks up to her father, curious about the outside world.

The adult octoling looks at his daughter and smiles. "Well, my little songbird.. The outside world is a wonderful place filled with hopes and dreams. Once you're a fully grown octoling, you have the right to make your own decisions and explore the outside world if you like!" He patted her head.

"Oooooooh, I can't wait to go to the outside world when I get older! I bet Momma and Sis would visit the outside world, too!!" The little girl jumped for joy.

"I bet they will, my little songbird. I bet they will!" Her father really wished for his daughter to lead a better future where inklings and octoling live together in harmony. If only, DJ Octavio listened.

Present Day..

"Father..." I tossed and turned in my sleep as I dreamed about my father. I couldn't remember what happened after clearing the test in Girl Power Station. As I regained consciousness, I see an inkling wearing a cape in front of me. The inkling appears to be male and around the same age as mine.

"N-Nnng..." I slowly get up. I reached my hand to feel my bad. It appears the bleeding had stopped, a while ago. "Did... someone treat my wound..?" All was left is a huge scar on my back. I still won't forgive that pickle-headed jerk for doing that to me.

"Oh, you're awake.." The inkling noticed me, getting up. "Are you alright, miss? Anything fatal?" He asked, making sure if I was in pain again.

"Sort of..." I stopped touching my back and stood up. "Just.. where am I now.. and who are you..?" I surveyed the area and looked directly at the guy who talked to me. My vison is becoming clear and noticed the gear he's wearing. "That outfit..." It took a while until I realized the getup.

The inkling could see my expression. "Before you panic, I'm Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon.. And we're in another station in the H-Line.."

"I.. I know, who you are.. You're allies with Cuttlefish, right..? If so, then he was trying to look for you.." This must be the same person who chased me in that abandoned facility. I would shout at him for ruining my deliveries, but I don't have the energy to be this pissed off.

"He was..? Then.. he must be still in that facility.." Without his own trasceiver which Pearl and Marina just snagged from outside, Agent 3 has been sneaking through the facility.

"I woke up in this abandoned station with Cuttlefish and we're trying to get out of here.. Oh, I'm Agent 8 by the way.. Cuttlefish temporarily recruited in order to go to this Promised Land" I still haven't contacted Cuttlefish since I was out of commission for a while. "Wait.. What happened when I passed out...?"

"A pair of Octolings have took you to the infirmary, deep in the facility. I thought they were going to turn into one of them as I caught up to them.. Turns out, they treated your wound with upmost care.." 3 has been finding a way out for a couple of hours now and in search for his superior officer. "Also, this belongs to you." He held out my CQ-80 in his hand. "You must've dropped it while you were unconcious."

"Thanks.. Now, I have to text the others than I'm okay.." I opened up the device and there was a ton of messages. Cuttlefish, Pearl, and Marina were all worried sick about me. I replied to them all that I am okay and explained what happened after Girl Power Station. "Hang in there, Cap'n.." I closed the map and sighed in relief.

Once I recovered, Agent 3 decides to leave the station behind. "Try to be careful on your way back.." He responds.

"Wait, 3.. Aren't you gonna find Cuttlefish first? He's been searching for you since I got here.."

I slowly caught up to him. There's nothing left to explore in the underground.

"I just need to investigate more.. You should focus on saving yourself and escape." Before 3 could leave, he tosses some kind of lunch box to me. "Take this, also. You can't clear the tests on an empty stomach." With his cape flowing behind him, he left the abandoned train station.

I quickly caught the lunch box in my hands as Agent 3 left to investigate some more. "What a strang guy.." I remarked. The aroma from the box fills my nostrils. Inside the box are a couple of crabby cakes that Cuttlefish mentioned.

My stomach began to growl with hunger from the smell. I haven't eaten since my injury got worse. I picked up the crabby cake and took a quick bite. The taste was incredible in my mouth as I quickly devoured the whole meal. "So gooood!!" I happily enjoyed the crabby cakes.

Suddenly, I noticed a spark deep in the station. "Wait.. This place looks familiar.." I quickly checked my CQ-80 and spotted my location. "I'm near one of the thangs..?!" It was a coincidence that I woke up with Agent 3 in Break & Bounce Station. Luckily, there's a weapons capsule in front of me. I stepped inside the capsule to pick my weapon. Instead of the usual Splattershot, I got the Blaster.

"How did I...? Nevermind that.. I'll take the 2nd thang." I rushed towards the sealed component. The blast radius was enough to break open the barrier. "Booyes..!!" I cheered happily as I snagged the 2nd thang.

I pulled out my CQ-80 has quickly took a shellfie with the component. "I'm sure the phone will be pleased to see the 2nd part.. Still, I haven't forgotten about my father.." I dragged the thang back to the station where I first woke up. Suddenly, the train finally arrived at the Break & Bounce station where Cuttlefish was standing by the train doors. The doors opened and the elder squid approached to me with worry and relief.

"A-Agent 8..! You're okay...!!" Cuttlefish rushed in to hug me. The hug was a bit too sudden, but warm. He cares much for me when I'm feeling lonely and homesick. I promise to never stray from my allies ever again.

"Captain... I'm sorry.. I-I couldn't take it anymore.. I just wanted to go home.. I have to admit, I was afraid of what will happen to me if I didn't collect all the thangs. Worst of all, I'll never see my friends again. Tears started to roll down my cheeks. I held onto Cuttlefish tightly as I began to sob, lightly.

"I should be the one to apologize for not contacting you sooner... I promise you, we'll get out of here as soon as possible.." He comforted me in need for while. I'd doubt I'll find my father in here. Wherever he is, I hope he's safe.

To Be Continued...