#also the selfie i sent was a photo of felix but it looks distorted af LMAO
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got a message from someone pretending to be felix on fb and I’ve honestly spent so much time winding them tf up, offering them to come aboard my ship because i am secretly a pirate with three cats and my real name is actually hugh jass
#hev.txt#he’s asked if i can prove my love WHICH I WILL but now he’s asking if i wanna go on vacation#sure felix but can we go on my ship with three cats#i fucking love messing about with scammers#also the selfie i sent was a photo of felix but it looks distorted af LMAO
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