#also sorry if i couldnt nail the shy personality:(

[dullgecko]

Fabian’s gonna freak the F out when Sklonda shows them Riz baby pics “What do you mean the ball was ever an actual infant!”

He then explains about how he thought goblins were born fully formed or grown like plants or something (sorry I can’t remember what u said exactly in the ask) and Sklonda seriously and with actual concern ask Fabian if he knows where babies come from and if his parents ever gave him ‘the talk’.

Also I was thinking about baby goblins being irresistibly cute and how not a lot of people having seen them; while as their instincts told them to sklonda and pok did keep Riz mostly safely hidden away as a baby but there were times they had to for whatever reason take him out and Riz even then was a curious little guy constantly poking his head out to see the world out of whatever bundle he was in unlike most shy goblin kits.

Goblins are normally notwell liked by other species so sklonda and pok were pretty sure a baby goblin would receive the same treatment.

To their surprise it was the opposite problem, everyone found baby Riz adorable and often overstepped boundaries and personal space, treating him more like an exotic pet than an actual baby.

This all accumulates one day day when a complete stranger goes to grab and hold Riz but before they can either/both sklonda and pok are hissing and growling calling the person a number goblin swear words as they’ve backed up a safe distance away while shielding an overwhelmed stressed out Riz.

Honestly it’s lucky the stranger was noticed before they could actually touch Riz, otherwise they would have learnt from personal experience how much damage a goblins teeth and claws can actually do.

Xx

"What the fuck, he was an actual infant at some point? I thought they were grown like plants." Fabian muttered, squinting his eye at the array of pictures Sklonda had pulled from the photo album. The statement earning an amused snort from Fig who was also sitting at the table perusing the stack, occasionally snapping photos of the cuter ones to add to her personal collection. The rest of their party had left to go procure some lunch, given that they seemed to be staying there for the whole day while Riz tried to sleep off his fever.

He'd picked one of the photos up to look at it closer, flipping it over to see the date on the back since Riz was clearly eating birthday cake in the photo and making a mental note of it for later. Riz tended to be very cagey with personal details about himself so all they'd managed to work out so far was the month of his birthday, now they could actually nail down a specific day.

He jumped slightly when Sklonda put a concerned hand on his arm after the comment, lowering her voice and patting it in a way that was entirely too sincere for his likeing.

"Aw honey, did.... has no one told you were babies come from? I mean, I know your mom is a bit uhhhh-" She waved a hand near her head to indicate the general vagueness that Halarial tended to exist in "-but i thought you would have found out by now. If you have any questions just let me know okay?"

Fabian sputtered, face going red as he sat up straighter in his chair. "What? No of course I know where babies come from. Evidently not goblin babies but you know... the rest."

He waved his hand towards the window before pushing his chair back and standing, heading over to his schoolbag to dig out a book he'd clearly borrowed from the library. "I asked Riz and he said he was never an infant, and i mean the book corroborated his story so i believed him."

Fabian flipped through a few pages, finding one titled GOBLIN in all capital letters and placing it down on the table. "See, there. It says so right there."

Fig leaned across the table to read what Fabian was pointing at, wincing and lifting up the book so she could read the title on the front page. "Dude this is a monster encyclopedia.... from like, fifty years ago."

"Well, i mean, i couldnt find anything else talking about goblin children. This is the only thing that even mentioned them." Fabian floundered, going even redder when Sklonda laughed as she read through the wildly incorrect information before shutting the book and handing it back.

"Oh honey no. They're made like any other baby, more or less, our anatomy is a little different than humanoids but its still the same process. If you're that curious i'm sure i have a pamphlet around here somewhere." Sklonda had to wipe a tear from her eye from laughing so hard "Though I can understand the confusion. You've probably never even seen a kit before. They're so small we try to keep them indoors or hidden out of sight in public because a random seagull could snatch them up. Or people. Gods Riz was so cute as a toddler people were constantly trying to pick him up."

"I mean we still pick him up all the time." Fig snickered, Fabian having sat back down in his chair with a huff and crossed his arms over his chest to pout.

"Yes I'm aware. It was worse when he was little though. Despite my efforts to keep him hidden he just wanted to run around and look at everything." She dug through the album, finding a picture of Riz perched on top of one of the wooden horses on a spring down at the local park. Pok hovering nervously behind him with his hands outstretched just in case he fell.

"We also used to take him to the library a lot but got banned when one of the other parents in the reading room tried to pick Riz up. Pok made a bit of a mess of the floor when he grabbed their wrist to stop them and we got banned."

[eoncafe]

Can I request a roguefort X shy but hopelessly fallen for the theif,but didn't have the courage to talk to him reader?

you’re in luck, anon, i happen to be in this exact situation right now.

that damned thief.

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pairing(s): roguefort x shy reader (romantic)

type: oneshot. i’m trying something new. sorry if this isn’t what you were hoping for!!

warnings: none

reader type: gender neutral (they/them)

currently listening: dialga’s theme. i’m shiny hunting it :/

notes: am i the only one that headcanons roguefort as nblw? it’s a comfort hc of mine but it seems unpopular . also the disguise is lifted from the outfit rogue wears in the comics, its a very cute one at that…

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You sigh as you stare out your window listlessly, your head stuffed dreamily full of clouds. It had been a very long day, as far as you were concerned. The charming Phantom Bleu had struck again, and they had chosen your hometown to do so.

Was it wrong to hope that you would be next?

Try as you might, you could never shake these feelings. You knew it was probably wrong. They were a notorious thief! A lawbreaker! You shouldn’t feel that way, you should scorn them! But you couldn’t bring yourself to. They were simply too charming. Too slippery to be caught, they proudly flaunted themselves to anyone who was watching them, even in the very act of pulling off a heist.

You fell for it, hook line and sinker. Maybe it was their plan, but you didn’t care. Only problem was, you were too shy to speak up. Even when the thief made their appearance, you just couldn’t say anything. Their charm made the words die in your throat and your knees weak. It was too much.

As the sun began to dip below the horizon, you decided to take a walk. It was be a fairly quiet and peaceful night, with a slight nip in the air. You shoved your hands in your pockets, still pondering your feelings towards the mysterious thief. You barely even notice as you ran right into someone who happened to be enjoying the evening as well.

“My, my, are you alright?” A gloved hand grabbed your arm and pulled you to your feet before you could hit the ground.

You gave a shaky gasp. “Y-Yeah. Thanks.”

“Mm, you should be more careful, mon ami! That could have been quite a nasty spill.~”

All you could do was nod. The passerby’s voice sounded awfully familiar in a way you couldn’t place a finger on, and the darkness left their face too shadowed for you to make out clear details.

“Now, what are you doing out so late? It can be dangerous for a cookie to be alone at night, you know.”

“I’ll be— I’ll be fine,” You replied, arms crossed. “I was just going to clear my head.”

“I see. There is nothing wrong with that, my dear.” The stranger said coolly. “But perhaps you would enjoy some company?” they offered you their arm, and after a moment of hesitation, you accepted, linking your own arm with it.

The two of you began to walk through the night together, making conversation. As time began to wear on, you struggled to place the familiarity of the person you had been walking with. Where exactly had you heard their voice before…?

You passed underneath a street light, and only then did it hit you where exactly you’d seen and heard them before.

Poorly disguised, yes, but the mysterious Phantom Bleu was standing next to you, clear as day. You would have passed out then and there but you were suddenly all too focused on the feeling of their arm around yours.

“Is something wrong, mon ami?” Bleu’s voice dragged you back to reality as you tried to stammer out a response. “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”

“Mm, uh, no, I’m fine!” you said a bit too forcefully, causing them to raise a brow as a small smile grew on their face. “I was just!! Thinking about something!!”

Their expression darkened ever so slightly, the smile they wore growing more sly now. “I see. You’ve figured me out, haven’t you?”

Your mouth was too dry to answer verbally so all you could do was nod and look down at your hands. This couldn’t last long as you felt Phantom Bleu gently tilt your head up by your chin, staring into your eyes.

“I figured,” they purred in a low tone. “It wouldn’t be long before I was found out. Of course, I expected such a thing to be quicker. This disguise isn’t exactly…the best one I’ve come up with.” Indeed, they were wearing a pair of glasses and a blue sweater vest with a hat to match. Anyone who looked twice would notice their long white hair and their sparkling blue eyes.

“You’re a very clever one, I must say.” They continued. “Only a few moments spent with me and you could see right through me!”

“It wasn’t that hard to figure out.” you blurted before you could stop yourself. You let out a squeak and covered your mouth with a hand, but Bleu merely let out a laugh, leaning in and pressing a playful kiss to your cheek before pulling away.

In the instant after, they shed their disguise, leaping on top of the second story windowsill of a nearby building, a letter fluttering down in their wake. You hastily leaned forward to catch it before it could hit the ground. “Farewell, mon ami! Perhaps we will meet again, sooner than you think! I would be a fool not to pay you a visit!”

With a final wave and a blown kiss, Phantom Blue was off, and all you could do was stand and stare after them, only hoping the day you saw them next would come soon.

[jeo9n]

Majesty Pt 2 || JJK

Pairing : Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre : Slow burn,Angst,fluff,King Jungkook

Warnings : Angst,future smut, reader is shy:/,mean jungkook kinda?, virgin reader.

Wordcount : 1.7k

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"I-I don’t think I would be good wife." I said, quietly while looking down. I felt everyone’s eyes on me, I felt his eyes on me. "I’ll be the judge of that" he said, with that cold tone to his voice while beckoning for me to come to the front. 

"What’s that’s supposed to mean?" I questioned myself while looking at him. He was still standing there waiting for me to step forward so I did.

Once I was at the front, he started asking questions as to why these girls thought they would be a perfect wife for him. "What makes you a good wife?" he asked a girl with long blonde hair that was standing right in front of him.

"Well, I know how to cook, I’m great with kids, I can do the laundry, And I know how to take care of a man." she said, with a smirk on her Face while twirling her hair around her finger. The King looked at her with a stupid smirk on his face. "I don’t care if you can cook, or not. I have maids for that." He said while looking at her. "I also don’t care if you can do my laundry cause like I said, I have maids for that they do those things for me." he said, and the smirk on her face was slowly disappearing.

He asked every girl the same thing and almost all of them gave the same answer as the girl before them. I stopped paying attention as to what they said because it was becoming boring after a while.

I looked outside the window and noticed that the sun was about to set. "How long have I been here?“ I thought to myself.

I heard someone clearing their throat, so I turned my head to see who it was. As I turned my head I was met with the King standing right in front of me. I gasped in shock as I wasn’t expecting him to stand in front and so close to me all of a sudden. I took a step back to create some space between us, but he took a step closer to me so to prevent me from creating any space between us. He was way too close to me for my liking but i ignored it. I looked down as I didn’t know what to do. "Look at me." He said, I hesitate a bit, but I didn’t want to make him mad so I looked up to meet his eyes. He looked me in the eyes so intensely I felt myself staring to blush I wanted look away, but his stare told me he wouldn’t like that.

"Whats your Name?" he asked, While looking me straight in the eyes, still refusing to break eye contact. "Y-Y/n..... my name is Y/n your highness." I answered him.

"Do I make you nervous Y/n?" he asked me with a smile on his face. "N-no your highness. You don’t make me nervous." I lied, while nervously chewing on my lower lip. He tsked while shaking his head slightly. "Don’t lie to me Y/n." He said in a cold tone. „"You know lying is a bad thing right? I could punish you for that." he said, while looking at me with no emotions whatsoever on his face.

"I’m sorry your highness." I apologized while bowing. "What do you think makes you a good wife?" He asked me the same stupid question. "I-I don’t know your highness." I said while looking away. "What do you mean you don’t know why? Why are you even at this competition if you don’t even know if you would be a good wife?" he said, in a annoyed tone. "I’ve never been with a man before your highness. I-i don’t how to please or how to take care of a man." I admitted honestly. Still not meeting his eyes. He gave no answer to that.

He stood in front of me for a few more seconds before walking away, back to the middle where he was originally stood. After he was back in his place, the older man beside him asked. "Have you chosen your Future wife, Your majesty?"

"Yes I did." He said with a straight face.

All the girls including me suddenly became nervous and curious to see who the King has chosen to be his future wife.

"And who would that lucky lady be?" The older man questioned the King while looking at us with a smile on his face.

"Her." He said, while looking directly at me with a smirk on his lips. My jaw fell and my eyes widened. Everyone turned their heads to look at me. He chose me? Me? I couldn’t believe it. Why did he chose me? When he could’ve chosen a better girl, a more experienced girl, a girl that’s way more confident in her self than I was. ....I didn’t understand.

"Are you sure your majesty?" The older man asked. "Yes I am sure." Was all he said. "Ah that is wonderful. Please come forward miss." He said to me with a big smile on his face. I walked over to them and stood beside the King awkwardly. Still in shock that he chose me out of all these girls.

The other girls were asked to leave. The King and the older man left the room too. The man told me that they had to talk about some stuff for a little. And soon I was left alone in the room all by myself.

20 minutes later the old man came back and asked me to follow him. "We are going to take to the King‘s palace now." He told me, as we were walking out of the room. What? He’s going to bring to the palace? Now? No way. I wanna go back home to my mom. "Wait, I thought I could go back home." I told him. "Oh no darling the King wants you at his palace as soon as possible." He said in a calm voice. "But what about my clothes and everything? I need to go back home to get my stuff. I need to say bye to my mom and can’t just leave without saying bye to her." I said in a shaky voice. He turned his head and looked at me "We already informed your mother miss. You can go visit her in a few days." I looked at him. "There’s no need to worry about your clothes, the Kings has prepared clothes for you at the palace." He told me, while leading me to the carriage, that would bring me to the palace.

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Once we arrived at the palace, we waited for the guards to open the gates for us.

While we waited my eyes wandered around the palace. I was in shock at the sight that was in front of me. There was a huge garden with beautiful big trees surrounding the palace, the palace itself was in a beautiful beige color, while the roof was in a light blue color. It was more than beautiful. Tho it looked like a place where I didn’t belong. It looked too expensive for a person like me to even step a foot into the palace.

Once the guards opened the gates, we were headed inside. I couldn’t stop myself from looking around, never have I seen a place that looked so magical and beautiful.

We arrived at the entrance of the palace and a old woman opened the door to greet us. "Welcome miss." she said in a happy voice while bowing to me. I was about to bow back to her but she stopped me. "You don’t have to bow to me miss." She told me with a smile on her face. "O-oh okay" I answered her awkwardly. "Come on, I’ll show you to your room." She said, while motioning me to follow her.

While she lead me to the room, my eyes wandered around once again. Everything inside was painted in white and cold. The stairs, the hallway, the ceiling, the floor, everything was in white and cold and it looked absolutely beautiful. We arrived outside of a room that had double doors, the doors were white with gold door knobs. She opened the door for me and lead me inside, inside there was a huge king bed in the middle of the room. The bed was also made out of white and gold with white bed sheets. There two white bedside tables at each side of the bed with gold lamps on it, right beside the bed were the windows which had a view of the beautiful garden. The woman showed me around the rest of the room. She showed me, that there was also a huge closet and a bathroom attached to room. She was about to leave once she was done showing with me everything but I stopped her.

"Wait, I don’t have to share this room with the King... right?" I asked her nervously. She laughed and said, "of course not dear." She looked at me. "Well, not yet at least, you have to get married to the King first. Once your married you two will have to share a room." she explained to me. "But what if I don’t want to share a room with him?" I asked her while picking at my nails. "Why wouldn’t you want to share a room with your husband?" She asked me, with a confused look on her face. "Ah never mind." I told her. She wouldn’t understand it anyway if I told her why.

She left me alone, and I decided to take a bath. Once i was finished, I started getting ready for bed since I was getting tired and it was already pretty late. As I was laying bed I started realizing what actually happened today. The King chose me to be his wife. I was about to get married to him. He wants to marry me. This all felt like a dream, this couldnt be real, there’s no way. I thought about my mom, how she felt, I thought about how she reacted when she found out, I thought about when I would see her again, I thought about everything that’s about to come.

Taglist : @fangirl125reader @min-nicoleee

[heyitsyn]

Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 7

a/n: im sorry but takeru could take my uwus like hes so adorable yall 🥺😭

anon:

-LETS BE HONESTTT WITH OURSELVES. oikawa bringing takeru to practice cuz he forgot he promised to watch him n so he asks you to watch him while he rushes off to change— and then takeru goes OFF after he hears that YOURE the person uncle tooru keeps talking about. he basically just exposes oikawa, gets on your good side w all the embarrassing blackmail material he can provide, and oikawa comes back to you grinning like a madwoman HAHAHAHAHA c,:

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-‘ Omg Takeru spills to his mom and grandmother how Oikawa had a crush and how awkward he is around this girl. Which leads to them inviting her over without Oikawa knowing. He comes home one day, a lil upset because yn wasn't at practice only to hear her giggling with his mother and sister while having tea ‘

NOW THIS IS THE REAL TEAAA!!!!!!!

TAKERU IS SUCH A MOOD MY GOD IMAGINE HAVING A CRACKHEAD UNCLE LIKE OIKAWA!!!!😭😭😭😭

uwu yes i love this req so lets start

so basically

two words:

uncle oikawa

bahahaha no not really but yes really tho

anyways

this is going to basically be the scenario where takeru has accepted you as his auntie

so sit down my little grasshoppers because this is finna be a long one

it all started when oikawa forgot his promise

now,

oikawa prides himself in being a know-it-all and being ‘responsible’ or shit like that but hes,,,,, far from that

like how he was currently running towards the gym where takeru’s volleyball class was at because he forgot that his sister made him promise to pick his nephew up since she was working overtime today

oikawa tooru didnt care about his appearance and the way he huffed as he sonic nyoomed his way there since he was more scared of what his sister would do to him if she finds out he was late

the sight of the gym door has never felt so good

‘TAKERU!!’

he yelled and a head peaked out that belonged to the one and only boy

‘uncle, youre so loud’

he chided and tooru rolled his eyes before grabbing his hand

‘hey, go get your stuff. im late and y/n is going go kill me if im not there’

takeru rolled his own eyes and went at a snail’s pace as he packed up his knee pads and his water bottles

‘TAKERU HURRY UP WHAT-!’

‘hmm,, dont lie uncle. you just want to see the pretty goddess nee-chan’

OKAY TAKERU DANG

so basically,,

its been mentioned that you call the boys a lot or its them calling you and oikawa happens to be the one who calls you constantly

and takeru lives with them and he’s usually up quite late so he hears tooru downstairs while talking to you

like one time, he couldnt sleep and his mom told him to drink warm milk to help him so he was just going down the stairs when he heard tooru laugh

now, dont get him wrong

hes heard his uncle laugh before so hes seen how he laughs around girls and it was like nails on a chalkboard

but this time, it sounded very genuine and his chuckles were almost,,, shy

and he figured that tooru was talking to a girl since he kept saying a girl’s name

‘y/n-chan~ youre so cute~ dont make me come over there and kiss you~’

oikawa cooed and takeru cringed 

so he was talking to you

he was no stranger to your name as he once teased his uncle for being whipped and got an hour long rant about how beautiful you were and nice and angelic and how you were just an angel on earth

so yea he knew you

tooru’s voice became clearer as he stepped foot into the kitchen

even a child like him could tell his uncle was basically in love with you

and he doesnt even really know what love is!!

‘disgusting’

the child said and tooru, who believes in ghosts and is the biggest scaredy cat, shrieked at the sudden voice 

‘oikawa-san? what’s wrong?’

your voice could be heard through his phone but tooru quickly told you good night and ended the call before he got off the chair and crossed his arms to stand in front of takeru

‘what did you say?’

he asked and takeru looked up at him, mimicking his pose

‘i said, its disgusting, uncle’

oikawa looked offended

‘what?! how could you say that?!’

takeru shrugged then he walked over to the fridge

‘yozora-kun told me that girls have cooties and we would die if we get it’

god it was such a childish thing to say but to an actual child like takeru, it sounded perfectly valid

‘its gross and nasty and he said you get all sweaty and you get a fever and ew’

tooru shook his head in disbelief before going over to help the boy get a glass

‘its not nasty or gross or disgusting, takeru. its actually,,, really nice. you dont die from it and you get sweaty when you get nervous and you dont get a fever, you just get flustered, thats all’

takeru still didnt believe him

‘well, he also said girls become monsters and they would eat your face’

KFJDSLFJSLDKIM SCREAMING

oikawa chortled 

‘what?!’

‘you heard me. all girls are monsters and you should protect yourself, uncle’

but when he met you, my oh my, you were no monster

you were,,,,,, really really really pretty

poor takeru doesnt really know the real meaning of beautiful so he settled on you being really really really really pretty

like when oikawa dragged him in the gym, takeru stared at you 

his mind couldnt process on the fact that someone as pretty as you even existed 

but that doesnt really say much since hes only like 8

BUT STILL

oikawa was hurriedly shoving them both in the gym and he was annoyed that takeru was just standing there but he was really just watching you as you scurried around to give the team their towels

‘takeru! come on!’

tooru’s voice snapped him out of it so he finally walked forward

‘y/n-chan~!’

oikawa called out and iwaizumi was about to yell at him for being late but you already had your bad bitch face on and you were strutting over

‘oikawa tooru, do you know how late you are?!’

you scolded and pulled his ear down to your height

‘eeeehhhh~~??? y/n-chan dont be so rough! it hurts! dont hurt oikawa-san!’

he teased to ease your anger but you sucked in a sharp breath

‘ill make sure it hurts more’

oikawa turned pale and started pleading and stuttering

‘please pleaseplease y/n-chan, i had to pick up takeru and it was a total mess and-’

at the mention of takeru, you let go of him and you finally caught sight of the little boy

ohmygee he was so adorable and youre just a sucker for adorable kids so you kinda squatted to his height since the height difference wasnt that big

you gave him a big smile and waved a hand

‘hey, you must be takeru. im y/n’

the poor kid’s face turned red unknowingly and he stiffened before nodding aggressively

‘my name is oikawa takeru and i am 6 years old’

he hand out his hands to prove his age and you giggled before nodding

‘my name is l/n y/n and i am 16 years old’

you held out 10 fingers then switched to having 6 up like he did

‘waaaa youre,,,’

the boy paused to subtract with his fingers before looking up at you with wide eyes

‘youre 10 years older than me!’

you sweatdropped at the sudden thought of being old 

‘hmm i guess i am’

you tilted your head to the side and continued to talk to the boy, completely oblivious to the stares from the others

they all sported a bright red blush and red ears at the thought of you being so good with kids and what if it was their own?

kindaichi gasped and held his hands to his face to cover the burst of all shades of red that decorated his entire face

OHMYGOSH THEYRE SO WHIPPED WHAT

‘ne, nee-chan, i know you’

takeru spoke as you led him to sit down on the bleacher, away from the practicing team and from any rogue balls

‘oh? you do?’

‘eung! uncle talks about you all the time! and he calls you too! i live with him, see, and nana yells at him for being on his phone during dinner because hes talking to you’

takeru admitted and you turned red, suddenly flustered

‘he talks about me? what does he say about me, take-chan?’

the little boy paused, holding his chin to think, then he lit up

‘he calls you beautiful goddess y/n-chan!’

YALL TAKERU IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK

‘he does?’

you asked, wholeheartedly surprised

takeru violently nods his head

‘yes! uncle talks about you all the time! my friend yozora wants to meet you too!’

‘hah? who is that?’

takeru sheepishly scratches his cheek

‘yozora-kun told uncle that girls are gross but uncle got mad and told him you were different because you were pretty and nice and yozora wants to see if you really were’

you laughed at the childish claims of this yozora boy

‘well,,, take-chan, do you think im gross?’

you asked, making the boy flustered again

‘no,,,, nee-chan is really pretty’

he mumbled while twiddling his fingers and you squealed before hugging him

‘oh, take-chan! you should visit more often!’

takeru nodded, smiling at how warm you were

‘eung! i love nee-chan! see? i can say i love nee-chan because im not a coward like uncle!’

you pulled away just slightly with a raised eyebrow

‘what are you talking about, takeru?’

the child puffed out his chest and his lip took on a smug angle

‘uncle talks to the mirror every morning! he says hes practicing! he takes forever just saying he loves you in the mirror and he doesnt let me pee! but its okay! because uncle can keep being coward but i get the pretty nee-chan!’

a disbelieving smile settled itself on your face and you absentmindedly caressed his smaller hand

‘what else does uncle do, take-chan? you see, nee-chan wants to tease him!’

takeru paused then lit up

‘oh! before i was born, mama told me uncle ate flowers because he thought his fart would smell like roses!’

‘hah?!’

your cries of shock made the boy laugh and you joined in with him

‘also! iwa-nii made me a tree house, right?! and uncle wanted to go in but he was too big so he got stuck at the front door! iwa-nii had to take the front part out and used soap to get him out!’

your cackles attracted the now ready captain and oikawa had an uneasy look

that little brat mustve told you some embarrassing stories based on how you laughed

‘oi! takeru! you shut your mouth right now, young man!’

he shouted and quickly stomped over to you at the bleachers

but you held the boy close, protecting him from the angry brunette

‘no! you stay away, oikawa-san! nee-chan will protect you, take-chan!’

you proclaimed and takeru was more than happy to snuggle closer and stick his tongue out at his uncle

you had a similar mischevious look and a wide but scary grin on your face that spelled nothing but trouble

was he,,,, being blackmailed right now?

tooru was scandalised at the thought and the act causign him to lunge over to you, tickling your sides so you could loosen your grip on the child

but you held on, giggling loudly causing takeru to also laugh when tooru’s fingers would touch his side too

‘no! stop-! ack-! tooru!’

you shouted but tooru was able to find an opening to grab takeru by under his arms and you reached over to grab him back but he was already lifted high

‘now what did you tell her, you brat?’

‘nothing!’

takeru shrieked but tooru hummed, not quite believing him

‘i dont think so’

tooru sat down on the floor and placed takeru on his lap with his fingers quickly hitting his ticklish spots

‘NOOO!!!! UNCLE!!!!’

you giggled and joined over, completely forgetting where you were and what your responsibilities are

okay can we take a second on how cute this moment is?

like despite the team practically being in love with you, they couldnt help but think of how much you guys looked like a family

iwa herded everyone to stop staring and keep practicing bc he knew that this was the first time tooru has been truly happy in a very long time

by the end of practice, you and takeru were practically best friends already

you were very sad to have to let him go home but he promised to come back soon

tooru gave him over to iwa so he could talk to you while you were packing up

you were putting on your jacket when you felt him tap your shoulder

with a smile, you turned around and he mirrored your grin

well,,, it was more like a shy and bashful grin

from behind him, you could see takeru being lifted by mattsun and his laughter echoed in the wind

tooru noticed your gaze then chuckled softly

‘thank you for,,, yanno,, keeping him busy’

you waved your hands around with a laugh

‘nonono! its okay! really! hes so adorable that i look forward to seeing him again!’

he let out a relieved sigh then placed his hands in his pockets, rocking on the balls of his feet

‘y/n,, youre really good with kids’

that comment made you flustered but you waved it off

‘nah, i just connect with them more. theyre so easily entertained and the innocence is nice’

‘well,, youll be a great mother in the future’

you chuckled then ruffled his soft hair

‘youll be a great father in the future then oikawa-san’

at first, he was just going to laugh it off but then the image of you playing with a child who possessed chocolate brown locks and beautiful e/c eyes appeared

he turned red and he fumbled for a response, completely speaking gibberish with no idea of what to even say

unfortunately for him, the team was not in a far distance and they could hear oikawa sputtering nonsense so to ‘help’ him, they started shouting for you guys to hurry up

‘come on! lets go, you guys! the bakery closes in a 10 minutes!’

makki yelled and you perked up and waved to signal you were going

‘come on, oikawa-san!’

you grabbed his hand and pulled him along

takeru noticed his uncle’s red face and a cute sly smile creeped up on his face

‘hmmm,,,,’

then he started a plan

and wow god must’ve wanted him to succeed because its like the fates and the stars and the universe just aligned

takeru was walking with his mom around a supermarket when he noticed your familiar h/c hair

‘y/n nee-chan!’

he shrieked before he could even stop himself and you were startled, wildly looking around for the person who said your name

‘nee-chan!’

takeru shouted again, running away from his mom towards you

‘takeru-!’

yall what is oikawa’s sister’s name? lets name her ‘tara’

tara shouted for her son and ofc ran after him when he didnt listen

‘takeru!’

you greeted back and winced a little when the force fo the little boy crashed into your legs

‘nee-chan! momma, look its nee-chan!’

takeru said when his mother caught up to him

‘oikawa takeru! you never run in the store like that again, you hear me?’

she scolded but then smiled up at you

‘oh hello darling, you must be y/n. im tara, tooru’s older sister and takeru’s mom’

she outstretched her hand for you to shake so you awkwardly shook it

‘uh-im l/n y/n’

‘momma! shes the pretty nee-chan i told you about! and shes the one uncle talks to every night!’

you cringed a little when takeru was excitedly talking as he was attracting other people with his loud voice

tara bless her heart noticed your discomfort and told you to go and follow her to the checkout if you were done

she ended up paying for your stuff despite your protests but she excused it as ‘consider this as payment for putting up that idiot brother of mine’

takeru wanted to show off so he held your bags but you still held on to their own to help tara out

‘ne, nee-chan! why are you not with uncle? its practice today, right?’

takeru asked as you three walked down the street

‘natsu’s sick so i was picking up some porridge for him to eat. i excused today because i wanted to take care of him’

takeru lit up

‘nee-chan! you should come over! nana wants to meet you too!’

tara rolled her eyes at her son with a smile

‘no, take-kun. nee-chan needs to go home to look after-’

‘ah, its okay, oikawa-san! natsu wont be awake for a while so i can spare an hour or two’

‘yey!’

tara made small talk with you while takeru hummed in front of you

‘thank you so much for putting up with my two boys, y/n. i heard from hajime that you kept takeru company while tooru practiced’

you nodded

‘it wasnt a big deal though. i love takeru, hes a sweetheart. and oikawa-san takes good care of him’

tara chuckled

‘as much as takeru loves to poke fun at tooru, he really does appreciate him you know? without a father, i worried on who would be his male figure. but tooru lived up to his title and takeru wants to do everything he does. like say, volleyball’

you followed along and you could see the little bits of tooru even by the way takeru walked

the little skip that his uncle had seemed to copy itself on to the nephew with even the happy humming

‘oikawa-san is,,, a really great person’

you off-handedly mentioned and tara looked at you from the corner of her eye 

warmth blossomed in her chest because although she knew how much of an insecure and rash person her brother was, he deserves someone who talks about him with such love in their voice

even the look in your eyes was enough to make her think,

yep, you are the one

omg nana oikawa is ltr head-over-heels for you already

the love for y/n is an oikawa thing

when takeru opened the door, nana oikawa rushed to greet her grandson when she saw another person

a girl

‘nana! nana! this is y/n nee-chan! uncle’s pretty goddess!’

uwu nana knows who exactly you are

lets just say shes exactly like takeru and has witnessed her son lovingly talk to some y/n girl at 3 in the morning

and her son has expressed his love and admiration towards you every chance he can

so yes lets just say she knows who you are

thats why nana brightly smiled and quickly ushered you into the house

‘oh come in! come in! takeru-kun, go lead y/n-chan to the couch and make her comfortable! ill get tea!’

takeru nodded and he grabbed your hand with his small one to go to the living room

you awkwardly sat stiffly, not exactly knowing what to do as this entire family seemed to know who you are

takeru settled himself beside you and was actively talking about what they did at volleyball practice today

you were enamored in his story that you didnt notice nana walk in with a try of tea with tara trailing behind her with cookies

you moved to help her but nana shook her head with a gentle smile before sitting down at the chair beside the couch

‘here you go, dear’

you bowed slightly and held the cup of green tea

everyone was now settled and you were nervously tapping your finger against the cup

you dont even know why youre nervous

its like youre suddenly meeting your boyfriend’s family without your boyfriend actually there

‘so,’

you jumped a little at the voice of nana and she smiled at you

‘oh dear dont be so nervous! we’re not that bad! we dont bite’

‘unless you want us to’

takeru whispered and you giggled, ruffling his hair with your free hand

‘so youre the famous y/n-chan then?’

you nodded again

‘takeru told us all about his adventures at seijoh the other day and, well,, he likes to tease his uncle but,, we believe him’

tara smiled, remembering her son’s words

‘nee-chan, i told them that uncle was very weird and shy and awkward and it was so weird’

he whispered, yet still able to be heard by everyone in the room

‘oh my, when we heard that we couldnt believe a person, much less a female, could even do that to him! i worried that my son would never develop interest in any girl but it seems i was worrying for nothing!’

nana giggled and you couldnt help but smile, realizing her laugh sounded exactly like tooru’s

‘you know, y/n, tooru’s never really had a crush before. and believe me, id know but even with his last girlfriend, which was also his first, he didnt seem interested at her in that way-well, maybe he was but he wasnt exactly enamored with her like he is with you’

you knew little about tooru’s first and last girlfriend

it was the butt of mattsuhana’s jokes all the time but you never partook bc you could see how,,, sad,,, tooru looks whenever its brought up

but you turned red,hand waving at her last comment

‘oh nonono, youre wrong. uhh, how do i say this,, oikawa-san,,, he just appreciates me bc,, i,,, reject his advances,, and,,, bring him milk bread,,, and banana milk,,,, and such,,,’

you trailed off and the two older women shared a look behind their cups

heh, it was refreshing to have tooru do the chasing this time

‘you must be wondering how, we, you know, know you, right?’

you nodded at nana’s question

she chuckled then placed her tea down

‘you see, we are aware of tooru’s,,,, expiditions. and by that, we mean the interest of others in him and his returned interest. but hes our family so we know that his interest is,, actually fake’

you looked down, knowing exactly what shes talking about

‘especially with girls, we see his annoyance, his ignorance, and we’re not proud of it. but with you, when he talks about you, its as if he was talking about the,,, the love of his life!’

you were startled, not sure if you should be proud of that or confused about that

‘mom! dont say that!’

tara nagged but nana shrugged her off

‘no, i want to express my gratitude for this girl. y/n, i want you to know now that,,, my son is damaged’

‘takeru cover your ears’

tara hurried and the boy shot his mother a confused look but still did it anyways

‘tooru,,, feels that he shouldnt burden us as he’s now the man of the house after his father and i’s separation. and,,, perhaps its the past of his father’s but,,, he doesnt let anyone in, except for us and hajime’

nana oikawa’s eyes held sadness

a raw emotion that shouldnt be shown to a stranger but by how much and how often tooru talks about you, she practically knew you already

‘and he refuses to do anything that isn’t necessary. he hates doing pointless things unless they will serve him purpose in the future thats why he focuses on that damn sport so much, even giving himself injuries! i worried and worried for him but then,, you came along. all the sudden, i see the life in his eyes that was wrongly taken from him, be replaced and its all because of a girl. ive never heard tooru talk about someone else other than his team or hajime so it was quite a surprise for us that he found someone who was, what he considers, worth his time. and the way,, the way he looks when he talks,,, y/n, i believe you are what he says, an angel’

a sudden wave of tears appeared as nana oikawa looked up to meet your eyes and you let out a stiff laugh but you tightened your grip on your cup

‘you are,,, my son’s angel’

DKFLJSKDFJDSLKFJSDLKFJD MY FEELS

the conversation was quickly shifted by tara as she could see the conflict in the way your eyebrows furrowed and the rapid movement of your pupils

she knew that you were probably still at a stage that you didnt realize your captain’s real and authentic feelings for you and she didnt want you to find out this way 

tara knows how emotional her mother can get regarding her son so she switched to another topic to not get too in deep with the whole situation

next thing you knew, you were giggling and laughing at nana oikawa’s merciless onslaught of her son’s childhood events

you attempted to hide your laugh by sipping your drink but it still came out wholeheartedly

‘yes! i wondered for a whole week as to why my roses were disappearing and i never would’ve thought id find my son eating them at 6 in the morning!’

nana cackled while takeru was so laugh-tired that he slumped over to your side, completely breathless

‘oh! dont forget the mickey mouse one! you see, y/n, we spent about a week at my aunts house and tooru saw a mouse! the poor child woke everyone up at midnight, screaming about a mouse sleeping next to him! and just to top it off, we visited disneyland and, whew, we just know now to avoid mickey mouse. to this day, that child is still traumatized by that cartoon’

meanwhile at seijoh,

oikawa was sneezing nonstop and iwaizumi has bonked him many many times now

‘OI! IF YOU GET SICK RIGHT NOW I WILL HIT YOU!’

‘OH GREAT! ILL BE SICK AND HAVE A CONCUSSION AT THE SAME TIME! THANKS IWA-CHAN!’

tooru irritably snapped and iwa was even surprised at how snippy he was

‘oi, what crawled up your ass and died today’

oikawa pouted then stomped his foot like a child

‘y/n isnt here today’

‘oikawa shes taking care of her cousin! she has a life outside of us you know?’

makki teased but flinched when tooru stomped his foot harder

‘but im her life! im all she needs!’

the entire team sweatdropped at the sight of makki and mattsun holding back their bara arms vice captain from beating up their captain 

‘ill be sure to give him mickey mouse stickers next time!’

you teased and they laughed

there was still remaining giggles left when the door handle twisted and the front door opened, revealing the man of the hour himself

takeru perked up and ran to the door to greet his uncle

‘uncle! uncle!’

he exclaimed and tooru sighed before grinning at him

his ears twitched at a familiar muffled giggle but he thought nothing of it by excusing it as him missing you so much that hes now hearing you

the thought of you dampened his mood again

‘uncle is too sad to play with you, takeru’

takeru’s head tilted to the side and one eyebrow was raised

‘heh? why? iwa-nii bonk you too hard?’

tooru shook his head solemnly

‘no. my darling wasnt there today and-’

‘oikawa-san, welcome home’

you emerged into the small hallway and tooru’s jaw dropped

then he snapped out of the surprise and ran straight towards you, picking you up and twirling you around

‘Y/N-CHAN~~~~~!!!!!’

he cheered and you giggled, trying to hold on to his shoulders to stabilize yourself

‘dont be so loud, oikawa-san’

you chided but with a smile

tooru calmed down however he still held you in his arms and was looking up at you with a grin, completely missing the fact that youre even at his house

‘its so nice to have y/n-chan greet me at the door. its like i have a wife! you wanna be my wife, y/n?’

you blushed a deep red and flicked his forehead

‘oikawa-san, your mother and sister is-’

you whispered harshly but a sudden shout made you both turn

‘NO! NEE-CHAN IS MY WIFE! NOT UNCLE’S! SHES TOO PRETTY FOR A COWARD LIKE UNCLE! I WILL FIGHT FOR NEE-CHAN! SURRENDER, UNCLE!’

you and oikawa looked at each other exasperatedly but with a fond look in your eyes

‘go’

you whispered

‘avenge me, oikawa-san’

that was enough for him to drop you gently and run to tackle takeru, who was giggling and kicking the air

you returned to your spot on the couch but shrunk back at the smirks the two oikawa women were directing to you

nana oikawa wanted you to have dinner with them so you stayed and oikawa held your hand under the table

even though they could obviously see it but yanno just stay quiet

‘y/n-chan, as much as i love you being here and meeting my family, how did you get here?’

takeru proudly raised his hand and swallowed his food

‘I BROUGHT NEE-CHAN HERE! I SAW HER AT THE MARKET!’

tooru nodded and reached over to ruffle his head

‘thank you, takeru! you turned uncle’s bad day to a good one!’

you turned to him with a worried look

‘huh? did something happen while i was away?’

tooru shook his head and pouted at you with his puppy eyes

‘y/n-chan wasnt there at practice today and oikawa-san missed her very much and-’

‘oikawa-san, please refrain from speaking in third person’

‘BUT Y/N-CHAN-!’

again, the two oikawa women shared a look

yep, you are the one

oikawa naturally took it upon himself to walk you home by saying ‘y/n-chan shouldnt walk home by herself!’

but in reality, he just wanted to spend more time with you because he didnt get to do that today

he just wanted his daily fill of you

O_O

aNYwAys

you both were walking down the street, hand-in-hand

KDSFJLSDKFJ FLASHBACKS FROM THE OIKS ROUTE

‘i love your family, oikawa-san’

you said and he giggled

‘well, just wait a few years and youll be a part of it too’

you blushed and smacked him on the chest making him wince and exagerrate an ‘ow!’

‘your mom,,, really loves you. and your sister, and takeru! theyre really nice and im happy your family loves you so much’

‘what about you? do you love me?’

you hummed

‘eung! i love oikawa-san! and the boys! i love all of you!’

DKFLJSDKFJSDLKFSJD NOOOOO FLASHBACKS AGAIN TO THE KUWS EPISODE OF THEM LEAVING AND OIKAWA TELLING HER HE LOVES HER ANDFJDKFJSDKFLDKJ ACK! FEELINGS!

oikawa had a sad smile on but he didnt push any further

‘well! you met my family already so now its my turn to meet yours!’

you turned to give him a deadpan expression

‘oikawa-san, my father chased you with a broom. i dont think its safe for you to even step foot at my front porch’

oikawa scoffed and puffed out his chest smugly

‘hah! your oikawa-san is a strong man! he doesnt get scared over some broom!’

‘oh! oikawa-san! i need to get your opinion on this! i want to give iwa-san this mickey poster but-’

noticing that oikawa was no longer walking beside you, you turned around to see him staring at the spot you were previously at 

‘oikawa-san?’

he didnt answer and you giggled

‘oh? is it mickey mouse? you scared?’

you neared the phone to his face and then his eyes settled on the terrifying face of the disney character

oikawa screamed

a/n: AAAAAAAAA WE FINALLY GETTING THROUGH REQS AND IM SO HAPPY THAT MY TEACHER IS SO NICE AND OMGOMGOMG MY FRIEND GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW A BIRD GOT INTO OUR CLASSROOM AND SDKFJDSLFKJSDLKFJSDLFKJNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways, how yall been? i know ive been gone for a hot sec but uwu hey!!! 

[cautious-adventure]

1 to 104 HENNY

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? -Probably just ask how the fuck that happened 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?-He went back home? We are friends I guess3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?-it depends on the drug like weed isnt a dealbreaker but meth is4. Is your last name longer than six letters?-yep5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?-Drunk6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?-nope because I am an underachiever 7. What does your last received text say?-no8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?-once9. Where was your last kiss at?-the basement of my friends condo10. When is the last time you saw your sister?-like an hour ago11. What do you drink in the morning?-iced tea or juice12. Where did you sleep last night?-in my own bed13. Do you think relationships are hard?-probably 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?-yeah I would not have gone to my last college 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?-nope 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?-i feel dead inside right now so rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?-i know people with the white version of my middle name 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?-pj pants 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?-probably 20. Does anyone like you?-not that i'm aware of21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?-nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?-it was a gay dude23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?-oh yeah24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?-I actually really want a couple but I have to wait until I move out25. In the past week have you cried?-bitch please i've cried in the last hour26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -it was a poodle mixed with something27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?-out of the shower28. Have you ever kissed a football player?-i kissed a guy that used to play football29. Do you think you’re old?-no30. Do you like text messaging?-yes i wish people would text me more but i suck at replying 31. What type of day are you having?-a boring one32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-ugh I want to do that too but my job doesnt allow it 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-i like cool weather like the Fall34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-no35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-either would be fine36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-im borh37. What song are you listening to?-caroline by aminé38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-As a rule I ONLY say sorry when I mean it39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-I think so40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-I dont like anyone ATM41. When did you last receive a text message?-yesterday at almost 8pm42. What is wrong with you right now?-anxiety43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-i've known her for 2 maybe 3 years44. Does anyone disgust you?-donald trump45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-it all depends on who they are46. Are you in a good mood right now?-not at all47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-my mom48. What color shirt are you wearing?-solid black49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-my sister told me she liked it better when i was gone50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-not yet51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-a bit52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-no i usually just tell them to fuck off53. Do you like rain?-to a degree54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-as long as its not hurting anyone i dont55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-everybody56. Do you like to cuddle?-yes cuddles are nice57. Are you shy?-im not shy as much as able to readily trust people58. Do you get along with girls?-quite well i think59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-oh my god no60. What do you carry with you at all times?-phone,house key, wallet61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-it depends on what its haunted with because i dont fuck with demons62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-how hard can it be63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-I had a thing with a guy idk if that counts64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-no65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-no66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-19-18-16?67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -i dont like getting my nails done so neither 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -both of those are gaudy as hell69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -no but i also dont own a car yet70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -Lil wayne for sure71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? -december73. Do you like diet soda? -nope it tastes weird74. What color are the walls in your room? -bluish green75. Are you 16 or older? -older76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -i used to77. Do you have a job? -yes i work in fast food 78. What are your initials? -ca79. Did you ever have braces? -for like a year80. Are you from the south? -no way81. What does your last status on facebook say? -i dont use facebook82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -we are friends 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -my mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -i did gymnastics but couldnt take it seriously 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -Moana86. Do you smoke? -no sir87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -flippy floppies88. Is your phone touch screen? -of course, its not the middle ages89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -its usually in a braid90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -my house creaks too much for that reckless white people shit91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -any of those is fun92. Have you ever made out in a car? -nope93. …Had sex in a car? -hell no94. Are you single or in a relationship? -single95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -scrolling through the tumbla96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -new years eve97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -i wish it was better but it does its job98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -never100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -no101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -lollll no102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -either Take it off or Your love is my drug 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -nope I am all pale again104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -dear lord NO