#also something about deadpool and vanessa NOT kissing at the end is so good as well

[colbyheartland]

About to go see Deadpool & Wolverine for a third time. Help.

[rosaliestark01]

Not a Hero

Wade Wilson x Stark!Reader

Requested by @ritiizzxxx

Heyy.. ik u did my request Last time n was amazing so I thought can u do another one please... Where Stark!reader will Wade Willson as she was just curious about his power and Tony doesn't like it. But she ended up recruiting him as an Avenger.

Warnings:Swearing (more than usual), violence (more violent than usual), dark & inappropriate humor, sexual innuendos, death, mentions of cheating, cheesy nicknames, maybe ooc characters?, breaking the forth wall.

A/N: I’m really happy that you liked the last one, and i really hope you like this one too.  GIFs are not mine.

“Does anybody want to explain why Wade Wilson is in the waiting room?”, your dad demands as he walked into your office. 

Ever since Pepper had handed the position to you, your dad had made a habit of visiting you when he could. It was nice that you were able to see him a lot, but sometimes (like right now) you wish that he could have other stuff going on. 

Your dad had never been a fan of your’s and Wade’s friendship. You dad often argued that Wade was dangerous and being a known friend of him was probably more dangerous. Although he was right, you still liked being friends with Wade.

“He has an appointment,” you say. 

“For what?” In all honesty, you didn’t know what the appointment was about either, but if he made an appointment then it had to be for some purpose, right?

“I don’t know, Dad,” you tell him as you stand up from your desk. “His appointment is going to start soon, so I’m gonna call him in now.”

“Okay.” Your dad hugs you goodbye before making his way towards the glass door. “I’ll see you at home.” You don’t miss the strange look he gives Wade, who is currently sitting comfortably in the waiting room, dressed in his Deadpool outfit, and hogging most of the magazines.

“Then, she told me that if I didn’t get out, she’d turn me into a fucking knife rack,” Wade tells you twenty minutes into his appointment. You knew that if this were anyone else, you’d have kicked them out by now, but you couldn’t with him.

“I’m sorry,” you say genuinely. “That must’ve been hard for you.”

“Three years thrown out the fucking window and for what?” Wade tells you, pausing for dramatic effect. “That dude who plays James Gordon on TV.”

“I meant her threatening to stab you, but Vanessa cheating on you must’ve also been hard.” You’ve never been cheated on, so you can’t imagine how hurt Wade must be feeling now. 

“Oh. It’s okay. I can’t die,” he casually says to you.

“Pardon?”

“After Francis experimented on me, I became pretty much immune to everything, including death.”

“Wow. That’s amazing,” you say. “What other powers do you have?”

You just realized how weird it was that you’ve known Wade for a few years now and not once had you bothered to ask what his superpower was.

“Breaking the forth wall.”

“Wha- Never mind.” You didn’t really know what he meant by that, although you weren’t going to question it. You’d already gotten used to him talking to people who weren’t there, so this was probably something that had to do with that.“Maybe- have you ever thought of joining the Avengers?”

“No, not really,” he shrugged.

“You could,” you say. “We could-”

The truth was, you mostly wanted Wade to join the Avengers because he was your best friend. You knew he was an expert at fighting, so that was a plus, but you really enjoyed talking and spending time with him. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think you were in lo-

“Sorry, buttercup, but I’m no hero,”he says, sitting up. “Anyway, do you want to get lunch?”

“Sure,” you say. You didn’t want to drop the subject, but you had to admit that you were starving. 

“You asked him to join the Avengers?” You dad asks incredulously. 

After lunch, you and Wade went your separate ways. You dad was waiting for you back at the compound, and was very displeased at you for taking it upon yourself for asking Wade to join your little band of heroes.

“Yeah. He told me that he can heal really fast and he was even able to take down the guy who experimented on him,” you explain to him.“Besides, he’s my best friend.”

“Y/N, he calls himself Deadpool,” you dad argues. “I don’t want you hanging out with someone like him.”

“Well, I’m an adult, so-” you say, but your dad interrupts you.

“I know. I’m not telling you what to do,” he explains. You were a grown adult, capable of making your own decisions (most of the time), and you knew that he knew that.“I’m just offering some fatherly advice.”

“I understand, but I still think he’d make a great addition to the team.”

“Let’s just agree to disagree.” You dad stands up from his seat, probably ready to go to bed, before he asks, “Besides, if the X-Men can’t recruit him, what make you think he’ll join us? How long have you been friends with him anyway?”

“I think I’ve know him for around two years.” You met him before that Francis guy had experimented on him. You were sure that if he hadn’t already been in a relationship with Vanessa at the time, then maybe- nope. You were getting way ahead of yourself.

“Okay, what do you see?” You dad asks through your ear-piece. You were currently infiltrating an old warehouse that was being used by someone who is suspected of having close ties with Hydra. 

“I see a bunch of boxes and an old computer,” you say. The place was a mess. Papers and trash was littered everywhere, the boxes were badly sealed, and the computer looked like the one Mathew Broderick had in WarGames.

“Okay. Can you turn on the computer?” You dad asks. You certainly could, if you could get through the mess without tripping and landing on your face.

“Yeah, let me just-” Suddenly you felt something collide with the side of your head. You’re vision started to become blurry and the last thing you heard before passing out was the sound of your dad calling your name.

“What the hell?” You ask as soon as you open your eyes. You were in some kind of room and you couldn’t move your hands. They were tied up buy some rusty, yet strong, chains.

“Ms. Stark”, Some guy said. You don’t recognize him, but he knows who you are. “We were beginning to think that Aries had hit you a little too hard. It’s nice to see you finally awake.”

You roll your eyes at him. You’ve heard the same speech one too many times in your life to feel threatened by whoever this Aries guy is.

“Can you just cut to the chase already?” you ask. 

“We want information on the Avengers.” You refrain from laughing. The whole kidnapping and torturing for information thing seemed pretty cliche, even for Hydra.

“You’re gonna have to try a lot harder than kidnapping me to tell you anything... which I won’t.”

The man becomes serious before turning to another man, who you assumed was Aries. He was pretty huge. He was bulky, tall, and seemed to have a permanent scowl on his face.

“Aries,” he says. Aries immediately yanks your hair back painfully. You don’t let your pain show as the man continues to ask questions about the Avengers.

After a few days, you barely felt pain anymore. They’d cut you, punch you, kick you, and even pour freezing cold water on you. 

“Okay,” you finally said,  “This is starting to get a bit redundant.”

The man, whose name you learned was Heath, looked at you angrily. Not only had he failed to get any sort of information from you, but you continuously teased him the entire time he and Aries tortured you.

“Then I guess we have no use for you,” he stands up, getting ready to end you, before you both hear a knock on the door. 

“Who the fuck-” Heath, with his gun ready, opens the door but he is met with Aries’s head flying at him.

“Language.”Wade says as he shoots Heath a few times. Finally, he looks at you.“Hey, hot stuff, you okay?”

“Yeah,” you say. You’re glad that he showed up when he did. Well, preferable, he could’ve shown up earlier, but this works too.  “Can you get me out of these chains,” you saw motioning to the rusted chains that were constricting your hands.

“As much as I wanna see you tied up, seeing you bruised and bloody is not my idea of a good time,” he says. You roll your eyes as he works on getting you free.

“Thanks.”

“No problem, sweet cheeks,” he says.

Back at the compound, you dad was pretty much having a fit. Apparently, all of the Avengers had been out looking for you. Somehow, although nobody knows how, Wade had been the one to find out where you were.

“Look, I know that you said that being a hero wasn’t your thing, but maybe you could reconsider,” you say.  “After all, my dad is probably never going to send me on a solo mission again, so I kinda need a partner.”

“I’ll consider it.” You know deep down what you won. 

Wade looked at you in a way that he’d never looked at you before. You’re mind immediately went back to all the stuff he told you about Vanessa. Hadn’t they just recently broke up? 

“I think this is the part of the fan-fiction where we’re supposed to kiss,” he says. 

“What?” Did he really just say “fan-fiction”?

He kissed you, and neither of you noticed your dad approaching.

“I’m gonna need another drink.”

A/N: I know this is a bit late, but I honestly wasn’t sure how I wanted to write this. I still hope you like it, though.

[anotheronechicagobog]

Dunder Mifflin Meets Intelligence AKA

Volomag and Vodka Part 2

Warnings: swearing, mention of vomit, numerous times, pranks

Written by @anotheronechicagobog

A/N I hope you guys laugh at this as much as I did writing it. The pranks are from a show called “The Office U.S.”, I do not own that or One Chicago Also, Kevin’s sister Vinessa makes an appearance

Whoever coined the term ‘morning sickness’ deserves a slow and painful death. Kim thought bitterly as she was hugging the toilet at ten at night. “Kim? I made you some ginger tea and I got you a glass of water.”

“I fucking love you.”All Adam could do was laugh as he sat on the edge of the bathtub and gathered Kim’s hair in one hand and rubbed his hand up and down her back. Kim let out a grateful hum before her stomach lurched again. The gruesome sound of Kim spewing more stomach acid (because let’s face it, there’s nothing else left for her to throw up) into the porcelain toilet bowl.

Several minutes later Kim felt better, not good, but better. She felt okay enough to get off the floor. She stood up and grabbed the glass of water Adan had brought her from the sink counter and washed out her mouth before grabbing her toothbrush to complete the process of removing the acidic bitterness from her mouth. By the time she raised the mug of tea to her lips it was cold. “Thank you, Adam. For everything.” Her eyes met his in the mirror as he came up behind her to wrap his arms around her middle. “No thanks is necessary. This feels like a dream come true.”

“Really?”

“Yes. I... I don’t think that I’ve been this happy in a long time. I know that we’ve had our issues, but I love you. I have for years. Even when we broke up, I can’t stop. Even if I wanted to.”

“I love you too.” And she did. She might not know where she stands with him right now, she might not want to be labelled as his girlfriend right now, but she does love him. Dating after Adam was hard because she was always comparing them. No matter who they were or how much she tried to stop it, none of them came even close to the bar that Adam had raised. “C’mon,” he kissed the crown of her head, “let’s go to bed, we’ve got work in the morning and you might wake up a few more times in the night.” She smiled softly as he guided her towards her bedroom.

They hadn’t moved in together, but they were looking for a place. Three bedrooms. One for the baby, and one per adult. Adam and Kim, they had such a dramatic history, that they weren’t actually sure how to handle it. They wanted to have this baby, they wanted to parent together, they just weren’t sure if they should be in a relationship while doing so. It was a complicated situation, but they were doing their best to make it work.

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The next day Kim was standing behind the desk at the 21st district. It was a... Unique change, because despite her bubbly personality, she’d managed to be grumpier than Trudy was behind the desk. It had absolutely nothing to do with the work, the officers, or the civilians, and everything to do with her pregnancy symptoms. Nausea and soreness kept her awake at night, causing her to be exhausted and in need of coffee, but she can’t have coffee! And on top of all that, people were constantly bringing food in that thrust her into a constant state of “if I don’t keep my mouth closed I’m going to hurl on everything in front of me, yes I have tried ginger ale, saltines, and ginger tea, and no, none of them have worked”. She was excited to be a mom but she was ready to behead somebody.

“Hey mama, how are you holding up?” Trudy, yes she was letting Kim call her by her first name now, had become her saving grace. Since Kim was covering the desk Trudy was free to do work in the back office and go on patrol. In return, Trudy was making sure Kim always water, Gatorade, and Polish beef barley soup (it was the only thing that didn’t make her hurl). “I haven’t disintegrated anyone with a glare today, so good.”

“Ha! Well, I brought another blue raspberry one for you. I’m gonna head out with Tay for the day since O’Donnel is out sick today.”

“I’m so glad that you were able to get her assigned to 21 again. I missed her.”

“Spare me the love fest, Burgess.” Her tone may have been snappy but the smile on her face and light in her eyes gave away just how happy she was. “Have a good day Sargent.”

“You too.”

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Hailey and Vanessa had been keeping her up to date with all the goofiness of intelligence. All the jokes and all the pranks. When they noticed that Kim looked like she was going to cry, scream, and throw up, they figured they should do something to cheer her up. And since nothing ridiculously funny was happening on its own, they decided to make it happen, with some inspiration from one Jim Halpert.

First, they decided to try one of Vanessa’s favourites. The vending machine prank. They grabbed all of the small knick-knacks from the guys’ desks (excluding Voight because they didn’t have a death wish) and convinced the vending machine guy to let them put them in the vending machine. Adam’s Groot bobblehead, name plaque, and Chicago Bears bouncy ball, in places C4, D2, and H7 respectively. Kevin’s Chicago Blackhawks hockey puck, large globe pencil sharpener, and small Chicago bears teddy bear, in places A6, I3, and F2. Jay’s magic 8 ball, Deadpool figurine, and ‘cereal killer’ spoon, in places G5, D9, and A3.

Second, they moved Kevin’s desk into the bathroom. Phones, computers all plugged in. And aside from the items in the vending machine, all were where they normally were on Kevin’s desk. Vanessa even placed all of his files in order and each spine of the folder a couple of centimetres forward each level. So it looked kind of like a staircase made of folders, and that was how he always did it, according to Vanessa. That earned the dark-haired woman a knowing chuckle from Hailey who, Vanessa reminded, really didn’t have room to talk.

Third, they moved Jay’s desk into the corner of the bullpen, where Al’s used to be, and put a large navy blanket over it. Figuring that was enough to keep his desk out of sight. Together, with some scrap wood from one bewildered Matt Casey, they wrapped the pieces of wood together in such a way that they imitated a desk, a chair, a computer monitor, a phone (that one was a pain), his file divider, pencil cup, pencils and pens, and stacks of files. They were both so proud when the got to look at the finished product.

Fourth, Hailey had gone to a hardware store and gotten a spool of red wire. She plugged on end into Adam’s monitor before placing the wiring with tape along the front of his desk, the floor, all around the edge of the break room, out into the bullpen again, before going down the hallway to the interrogation room, up the wall across from the gun safes, attached to a plastic tub filled with neon coloured ping pong balls. This one went a little off-script, but they were both excited to see how it would turn out.

Fifth and finally, they took the containers out of the fridge that they had made first so that the contents would have time to solidify. Taking off the lids of the three containers, the two women flipped them over quickly onto plates. Thankfully the jello stayed completely intact, each confection clearly showing the mugs inside.

Giggling they stood back and high fived, feeling good and excited for the next day. A heavy cough interrupted them from their internal praise and sense of accomplishment. “Sargent. Hi. What are you doing here so late? We don’t have a case.”

“I was about to ask you two ladies the same thing Upton.” The two women looked at each other and sighed, knowing they were caught, Hailey answered.

“We were setting up pranks for the guys.”

“Don’t you two think that’s a bit childish?”

“It’s to cheer Kim up. She’s been so stressed, and the pregnancy symptoms have been so awful that we thought she needed a good laugh. Plus, it’s not like the guys will get mad at us. Adam and Kevin will go puppy-eyed once they realize this was all for Kim, and Jay’s in love with Hailey so he won’t be mad at her, and he can’t be mad at me if he isn’t mad at her since we came up with all of this together.”

“Hey! He doesn’t... Whatever,” she muttered when she saw the look Voight gave her, “Plus, we didn’t do anything that involved your office, your stuff, or you.”

“... Alright. At least there’ll be some entertainment to distract from the boredom of spending all day doing paperwork. Now get out of here, get some sleep, you have to be back here in five hours.”

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“... Where is my desk?”

“Forget that, why is mine wrapped up like some kind of present?”

“Mine looks fine... But different? Does that even make sense?”

“I’m gonna need coffee if I’m gonna deal with whatever th fuck this is.”

“Start a big pot, Kev.”

“Hey what is this red wire? And duct tape?”

“It’s a computer, Ruzek. It has wires.”

“Thank you for your sarcasm Rojas, but seriously, what is going on? And why are your and Hailey’s desks normal?” Hailey pulled out her phone and started recording Adam as he unplugged the red wire and pulling it up. The duct tape came up with a sticky ripping sound. Everyone watched closely and angeled themselves to get a better look as the tape lifted up from the bullpen floor and continued into the breakroom, Adam growled in frustration as he exited the breakroom pulling the wire up just after he had entered and gone in a circle. Everyone followed him curiously as he went down the hall to the interrogation room, just as Jay was about to shout out an agitated question, the tape went up the wall. When Adam gave a final tug, the last bit of tape came off the wall, but he’d also pulled the rest of the wire, at what it was connected to, down to him. Causing started gasps and shouts from the guys as 100 neon ping-pong balls rained down from the ceiling all over them. “Okay seriously, what was that?!” Hailey, Vanessa, and Voight were all in the background enjoying the show.

“Wait, wait... Do you hear that?” The shouts stopped and everyone strained their ears to listen to what Kevin was pointing out. A desk phone ringing. From the men’s bathroom. Voight subtly took Hailey’s phone to continue the recording. “What the hell?!” Kevin, Adam, and Jay had found Kevin’s desk in the bathroom. Looking confused as hell he looked to his brothers before picking up the phone. “... Hello? Oh, hi Vinessa. Listen I’m gonna have to call you back, something’s going on at work. I love you okay? Say ‘hi’ to auntie for me... Okay, I’ll tell Kim you say ‘hi’. Bye.” He hung up the phone before sitting down and stretching his arms out over his desk. Almost nothing is out of place. “What the ACTUAL fuck?! And where is my hockey puck?!”

“Okay, now I’m even more curious as to why my desk is wrapped up like a birthday present.” Numbly nodding their heads all the men left the bathroom and cornered Jay’s desk. Vanessa had Hailey’s phone and she watched with her boss and roommate as they did their best not to blow their cover. Jay shook his head, puzzled at the state of his desk before putting his arm on his desk and plopping down in his chair... Everything immediately collapsed. Leaving the girls pushing back tears as Jay tried to stand up in the sea of slippery wrapping paper and wood. “Fucking hell someone please tell me that the coffee is done.” He looked like Bambi on ice trying to get up as Kevin hollered from the breakroom, “pot’s done! And thank fucking God for that! Hey! Why is my hockey puck in the vending machine?!” Hailey and Jay followed the crowd in last, Hailey having to help her partner get up. They entered and Adam looked like he was about to blow a gasket. “My name plaque! Groot! Who- Why would someone do this?!”

“Who the fuck put Deadpool in the vending machine?! And where is my desk?!”

Taking shaky breaths all the boys muttered the holy word; “coffee.” Kevin went to get the creamer when he stopped dead in his tracks. Three thuds later, and each of the boys’ favourite mugs were on the counter, floating in piss yellow jello. “Why is my mug in jello?”

“I washed these last night! First the ping-pong balls and now this?!” Adam reached into the jello and pulled his mug out, the jiggly substance still visible inside the mug. The two pranksters (and witness) burst into tear-jerking laughter. Hailey snatched her phone back and sloppily emailed the video to Kim before the boys could stop her. “O-oh - oh m-y- Fu- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“You two did this?!” The girls quickly got off the floor and hauled ass to the women’s bathroom. The lock clicked just as the guys reached the door. “Hey!”

“Get out here now!”

“What did we do to deserve this?!” Their voices were lost in a mixture of laughter and yelling. Hailey and Vanessa were curled up on the floor hugging their stomachs and each other as the laughter became painful.

Suddenly the yelling stopped, and their boss’ voice made it’s way to the two hyenas. “I think it’s time to explain, ladies.” They took deep breaths, their laughter finally coming to an end. They untangled themselves and stood up, but didn’t dare leave the sanctuary of the ladies’ room. “Kim’s been really sad lately. We wanted to cheer her up.”

“And you thought that pranking us was the best way to do it, Hailey?!”

“Yeah, Jay. We all get a kick from joking around now and then, and she’s told Vanessa and I numerous times that sending pics and videos of funny work mishaps brightens her day.”

“We just wanted her to smile again, guys. She constantly looks like she’s about to burst into tears or rip someone’s throat out with her teeth.”

“... Fair enough. I know that this has been hard for everyone, but Kim and I really appreciate your support.” The click of the lock and squeeze of the door had Jay looking into the delighted eyes of his favourite person and... he wasn’t angry. He’d calmed down when they were talking about Kim, but seeing Hailey smile? Really, truly smile? He’d do anything for that. Vanessa stepped out of the way, and into Kevin as Jay wrapped Hailey in his arms, tucking his face into the crook of her neck.

“Kim is my best friend.”

“Hey!”

“Shut it, Adam. Kim is my best friend. Thanks for caring about her.”

“Don’t thank me, it was really, really fun.” And just like that, the intense emotional mood was broken. Causing laughter, from everyone this time, to reign supreme.

“As much as I love this... I’ll call it team bonding and get HR paperwork on hand, we have a desk day today. And we all need to work. So let’s put Atwater and Halstead’s desks back in their rightful places.”

“Okay seriously, where did the two of you put my desk, Hails?”

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The signature footsteps of Trudy Platt raced up the stairs to the intelligence bullpen, drawing all eyes to her. “Can any of you explain why Kim had to excuse herself to the back room to roll on the floor laughing?”

[thekrazykeke]

TITLE: Burn the House Down

FANDOM(S): Deadpool, MCU

RELATIONSHIP(S): Domino x reader (established). Wade x Domino. Reader x Wade. Domino x Wade x reader.

REQUEST: Maybe a little fluffy mixed in with some smut for the poly. Like Vanessa dosent die they just break up and Wade, reader and Domino have been friends for a while and help cheer him up maybe🤔🤔🤔.

REQUESTER: @keya168

SUMMARY: Love means partnership, not ownership, appreciation not possession.

WARNING(S): AU, Deadpool 2 spoilers, pre-poly, smut

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“Fuck, Wade, yes, yes, unh...” Naked and seated in Wade’s lap, back pressed against the front of his chest, his hands are underneath your brown thighs, spreading your legs wide so that he has a clear view of his cock thrusting in and out of your pussy, while holding you in place as he steadily fucked up into you. 

His hands drifted from your thighs to your ass and he massaged each cheek before his hands trail back up again, hooking underneath your knees and applying the faintest pressure, forcing you to tilt back against him even more as he slowed down minutely, fucking you with short, hard thrusts that had your eyes screwing up with pleasure. 

“Way...” You couldn’t even say his name right, tongue heavy and lethargic in your mouth.

“You like this, don’t you?” The question is rhetoric, maybe, because he’s kissing the back of your neck in the next moment. You moan his name and so he does it again, “Say it. Say you like this, that you want my cock.” You keep your balance by making your feet stay flat on his thighs as you slowly lifted yourself up and down on his cock, riding him. 

“I love this cock.” You moan as he filled you.  “I want it, I nee--” Wade’s hands bit into either sides of your waist only to relax before abruptly he slipped out of you. Panicked, your mouth opens, “No, no, wait, don’t sto--unh!” 

Turns out, he wasn’t stopping, only changing positions. You remained in his lap, only you’re turned around to face him. And this is much more intimate, his hands remain on your ass, spreading your cheeks while he fucks into you and his index teases your asshole, pressing firmly but not forcing itself in. “You feel so fucking good, honey, oh shit...” 

“You like the way I feel, Wade?” Hands finding his shoulders, you kiss underneath his chin, his cheek, and he turns his head, and the two of y’all shared a kiss. “You’re gonna cum in my pussy.” 

“Holy shitake fuck knuckles...” Distantly, little alarm bells are ringing but it’s forgotten as your pussy walls clamp down around him, squeezing his length and ooh, you’re such a... Hand drifting down, Wade rubbed at your clit and you practically drench his cock. Again, he slips out of you, only to jerk his cock in hand a few times before cumming all over your pussy, though a bit got on your tummy. 

You pout, devilish amusement in your gaze. “I’m disappointed,” He wonders if he did something you didn’t like. “If you weren’t going to cum in my pussy, my mouth was an option, too.” In the span of a heartbeat, his hand circled your ankle and you let out a squealing laugh as Wade jerked you towards him and into his lap.

“I bet you’re all wondering, how I, the merc with a mouth, managed to nail Domino’s extremely hot girlfriend when last chapter the author wouldn’t let me be in between all that sexy goodness, and lemme tell ya, I was pretty bummed about that but also--”

“Wade, who are you talking to?” You interject, sounding a bit amused. 

“The audience.”

“...What?”

“Never mind, never mind.” Leaning down, he took a nipple in his mouth while signing for a flashback scene. “Cmere, sexy mama. I wanna kiss dem lips again.”

Laughing, you obliged.

|| Flashback, June 1st, 2018 ||

“I so do not need a babysitter.” You say as you jerked on the handle of the refrigerator only it wouldn’t open. Pulling harder, you manage to somehow hit yourself in the stomach and the door swung shut again while you clutched at the abused area.

“Babe, you are prone to falling down flights of stairs, and remember that time you left the stove on with the gas running?” Domino raised an eyebrow. Opening the fridge door, she gave you a cold bottle of water.

“That was awhile ago!”

“Baby, that was two days ago.” Domino reminded you, arms crossed underneath her chest, pushing her boobs up and that was so unfair, she knew your weakness. “Please, just do this, for me and my peace of mind?” Your lips twisted up and you turn your head away. “Please...” Whispering the words into your ear, she then kissed your neck. 

“Fi...” She sucked at your neck, not too hard, but it was enough to make your knees turn to water. Luckily (ha!) Neena knew the effect she had on you and all your sweet spots, and easily set you down on the island counter before you fell and injured yourself. “Stop being a tease! I’m already gon be without you for a whole week. And you said I couldn’t use my favorite dildo.” 

The front door buzzed. 

“Why would you wanna play with that old thing when you’ve got a brand new one in red and black wrapping?” Nipping at your ear, she retreated, chuckling underneath her breath as you huffed, irritated. Undoing the latches and twisting the numerous locks, she twisted the knob of the front door, revealing Deadpool. “Hey!” Tossing him the keys, she grabbed the duffel sitting on the side. “Bedroom’s upstairs, bathroom’s to the left. Don’t touch the mini bar, and keep my bae in good condition.”

“Drink all the good shit from the mini bar and keep ya boo from maiming herself. Gotcha.” He caught the keys after letting them beam him in the eye. “...Is she really that bad?”

“No, ‘she’ is n--” Jumping off the counter, you misjudge how far down it is and the water bottle slipped out of your hand, rolling underneath your feet. 

“Oooh, shiiiii--!” Deadpool dived, managing to use his body as a makeshift pillow and keep you from cracking your skull on the floor. The position left the two of y’all kind of in an awkward way; he’s holding you bridal style to his chest while your fist is bunched up in the spandex front of his suit. “...Okay. I see the concern.”

“You’ll be fine.” Neena sincerely hoped so. “I’ll be back on the twelfth. Love you, Y/N.”

“Love you too, Nee!” You place a hand on a soft surface, blowing an air kiss at your girlfriend who did the same, looking amused, before she closed the door on the way out. “Oh, God! I’m just fondling you like a pervert!”

“Urk!” In your haste to get up, you accidentally elbowed him in the throat. “No, it’s totally f-fine. No worries. Please stop moving.”

Once you managed to untangle yourselves (Wade did most of the ‘untangling’ as you kept accidentally injuring him in your panic) your eyes dart around guiltily. “Do you want some food? We have frozen pizzas in the freezer, and ooh, ooh, some leftover chicken and potatoes and gravy!”

“Why don’t you go and...” he paused. “I’ll carry you to the sofa and heat up the food. You find us something to watch. Do you have Netflix?”

“And Hulu!” You pumped your fist as he lifted you up, hands underneath your ass, though you barely registered the action, Neena did it often enough. “Can we watch How to Get Away with Murder, please? Please!”

“Sure, why not,” He set you down. “Orange is the New Black after?”

“Nee never wants to watch it with me because she totally dislikes the main character. Yas!” Throwing both your hands up, you nearly toppled forward but Deadpool is right there, straightening you up again, and piles some pillows around you as sort of added protection. 

Being with Wade is...strangely fun. He’s a bit of a chatterbox but he listen to you. Does he always respond to the topic at hand, no. Of course not. Mainly because his brain operated on a different frequency than yours, or so you were looking at it that way. But all in all, you didn’t dislike him. Neena certainly knew what she was doing, putting the guy you’d been crushing on for months into close proximity with you. 

For a whole week. 

Almost as if in response to your anxious feelings, your powers flared up and frequently, changing your normal once to three time a week almost injuries to an hourly rate for several days. Wade was practically performing gymnastics to keep you from getting hurt and you were so humiliated. 

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” 

“Y/N, buttercup, it’s okay.” Wade said nonchalantly, holding his severed finger to the knuckle while his healing factor worked. “It’ll heal.” 

“But what if you can’t heal anymore? You’d be stuck with four fingersssss!” You drag your hands down your face, feeling your skin heat with embarrassment. “I just wanted to help you make the pizza. I didn’t see your hand there, I promise!”

“You just wanted to help, no foul...” he waved his hand and the reattached finger nearly came off again. Your eyes bubbled with teary dismay. “...Hey, I mean it.” With his uninjured hand, he brought you in for a hug. “You only have the best intentions and that makes you terribly cute, Doms was right.” 

“You guys were talking about me?” Your voice came out a bit muffled. 

“Just like you were talking about me to her. You flatterer.” And he spanked your ass, making you hop a bit, squealing in surprise. “Come on. I want to watch Assassin’s Creed, Michael Fassbender looks disturbingly like younger Magneto.” 

After that revelation, it’s like you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. Bit by bit, he showed you himself, and then the tension boiled over. Wade wasn’t the most handsome man in the world but he wasn’t this monster hiding in the closet ugly either. And you had no issues saying so, threatening to poke him where the sun didn’t shine if he kept up that attitude.

He made a quip that he only let girls peg him on International Women’s Day.

You couldn’t stop laughing for hours.

But secretly you filed that information away.

|| End Flashback ||

“And just like in the Bible, written by white men who think they’re owed women’s bodies, on the last day, ladies and gents, sweet, sweet Y/N let me fuck her. Strange how she’s an awkward duck in all situations but while I’m balls deep--”

“If you don’t cuddle with me and go to sleep, you won’t be getting balls deep for a whole month.” You said, voice thick and groggy. Wade wrapped his arms around you, pulling you in close.

[roach-the-horse]

A Different Side Of Love, From A Comic Book Movie Perspective...

Love is so difficult to describe, let alone express. 

It could be a display of affection, a virtue where people show kindness and compassion, or an emotional response to something or someone. There are so many great love stories told in the form of epic novels or movies. 

Certainly, love cannot be part of the superhero genre, right? Wrong! If we pay attention, many comic book films have shown love as a motivation or plot device. 

Obviously we're distracted by the action going on, but at the core of these movies, the best and sometimes overlooked moments have been driven by love.

Let me share with you, as a comic book fan, some of my favorite moments.

Enjoy!

Suicide Squad (2016) — 'Would You Live For Me?'

Harley Quinn and the Joker. For years, their relationship has seen ups and downs, interpretations and complications. Let's leave that overall discussion for some other time. 

For now, let's focus on the Suicide Squad version of this relationship. This particular romantic moment comes during Harley Quinn's origin story, when the Joker asks her if she would live for him. This version of the Clown Prince of Crime is over-the-top, narcissistic and charms Harley to the point of being almost hypnotized.

Once Harley decides to take a dive into the acid vat, the Joker seems to be enjoying himself, but then the unexpected happens: He has second thoughts. 

Is it regret? Remorse? Love? He's not quiet sure, but in that brief moment, the Joker knows he can't live without her. 

Maybe that's why he laughs at the end — because of the sheer absurdity of it all. She is in love with the madness that he represents and he is fascinated with the violent and damaging chaos she embodies. 

Mad love indeed.

The Wolverine (2013) — Kuzuri

It's long been said that Jean Grey is Logan's greatest love, but it was Mariko Yashida who showed him what love truly means. 

Their relationship is explored during The Wolverine, but the moment when she shares with him the tale of Kuzuri — the beast that saved her father's life and who would watch over young Mariko as she slept — is the moment when Logan feels nothing like the beast he's been brought up to believe he is.

Mariko is no mutant, she has no powers and is part of a world that has alienated and fears Logan's kind. Logan shows his vulnerability and for the first time in a long time he lets his guard down. In that moment, while Mariko gently strokes his claws, unafraid, Logan is at peace.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) — 'You Know, I Still Don't Know How To Dance'

Captain America is the personification of courage, loyalty and duty. But even a remarkable superhuman like Steve Rogers cannot exempt himself from feeling fear. In the last moments of the movie, Cap knows what he has to do, and you can see the dread written all over his face. 

That is, until he hears Peggy's voice. Both know how it's going to end, but they decide to engage in casual conversation, enjoying their last moments together. There are different ways to express love, and in this scene love becomes a shelter and plays as a bittersweet goodbye. 

All of a sudden, Cap is no longer afraid.

V For Vendetta (2005) — 'But I Don't Want You To Die'

V for Vendetta is a great movie, full of action and outstanding dialogue. The last thing you imagine could fit into this dystopian political spectacle, is a love story. V and Evey didn't need a whole arc to explain their love, they just knew they were in love. It took less than a minute for them to express their feelings for each other and share the most intimate moment they could ever have:

V: I told you, only truth. For 20 years I sought only this day. Nothing else existed. Until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you, Evey. And to think I no longer believed I could.

Evey: But I don't want you to die.

V: That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.

V was never meant to be a balls-to-the-wall superhero; the character’s superpower is the rhetoric and the movie nailed that part. Love doesn't have to be a roaring display of affection. Sometimes, a whisper is more than enough.

Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014) — 'I Don't Know What Came Over Me'

This scene is more than just Peter Quill saving Gamora. 

It's a moment when he realizes there's more to the galaxy than fame and riches. Guardians of the Galaxy was a hit thanks to moments like this. In true Star-Lord fashion, Quill gambles with his own life to save another. 

He knows that if Yondu doesn't show up, he will die. But none of that matters, as long as Gamora is safe. In a movie full of quips, jokes and quick-fire dialogue, this moment of silence is all that is needed to express love. 

The right person will always bring out the best in you.

The Crow (1994) — 'I Have Something To Give You. I Don't Want It Anymore'

People think that the motivation behind the titular character is revenge. I beg to differ. Revenge is selfish, self-absorbed and can be at a times confused with justice. Eric Draven was nothing like that. 

This story shows us the power of empathy. 

Love can be selfish, too, and empathy keeps the balance needed for a healthy and reciprocal relationship. Everything done by Eric throughout the movie was about and for Shelly, his fiancée.

Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly — I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.

Even when he transfers all 30 hours of pain to Top Dollar, it was so the criminal could feel what she felt. Eric could have easily done the same thing to Top Dollar, or worse, but a lesson needed to be taught, and revenge would have been a disservice to Shelly's memory. 

She was a compassionate and loving woman, and Eric at that very moment realized why she was so special. 

The power of empathy is truly one of the purest forms of love.

The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) — 'All My Friends Are Fighters. And Here Comes This Guy, Spends His Life Avoiding The Fight Because He Knows He'll Win'

Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner are two damaged individuals who find comfort in each other's arms. 

It also shows that love needs to be a two-way affair and this is why this scene is so important, since Natasha makes Bruce see that she also has a say in all this.

She calms the beast inside him and he brings out the humanity she though had died all those years ago in the Red Room.

Spider-Man (2002) — That Upside Down Kiss

This moment definitely needed to be included, just for the fact that it's so iconic. 

One of the most romantic moments in comic book movie history, and one of the best on-screen kisses ever committed to film! 

This is pure passion on display, simply because Mary Jane doesn't know that Peter Parker is under that mask. But, hey, passion and unbridled emotion also counts towards being romantic. 

Of course, Peter needed to hide behind a mask, but the point is that being impulsive is also part of love and, thanks to that, Spider-Man gave us one of the most beautiful moments in a comic book film.

Deadpool (2016) — 'I'm Memorizing The Details Of Her Face'

Look at that face!

Not gonna lie. I didn't think Deadpool would be this good. 

The movie is a blast from start to finish. It showed us a different side of the superhero genre, one that proves there is still so much potential to explore. 

But beneath all the jokes, childish humor and gore, we found a love story. 

All the motivation behind Deadpool's actions was Vanessa. This scene shows us that Vanessa truly loves him during a very real, palpable, relatable situation. No more jokes, no more one-liners as she clasps his hand, assuring him that she is all in, no matter what. 

Very underrated scene and a moment that shows us love can be cruel and unfair.

Iron Man 3 (2013) — 'I Got You'

Tony Stark is arrogant, overconfident, compulsive and narcissistic, but all of that goes out the window when the Mandarin attacks his Malibu home. There is no strategy, no clever quips coming from Tony's seductive lips. The only thing on his mind is Pepper Potts.

I love how this scene represents true character development for Tony. Yes, underneath all the bravado he is a good guy, but up until this point he is still trying to improve himself and everything around him. 

The moment he sends the Iron Man armor flying over to protect Pepper (which, by the way, is one of the best scenes I've ever seen in a superhero movie) is the moment when Tony realizes that there's someone in his life worth more than himself. 

He is willing, without hesitation, to sacrifice his life for her.

Tony: I do what I know. I tinker. I — threat is imminent. And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.

Pepper inspires Tony to be a better man — and that to me is the definition of true love.

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Thanks so much for sticking around with me until the end.

I hope you enjoyed the read, and remember, it doesn’t matter if you have a significant other or several, or maybe you are planning to spend the day with your closest friends, family or loved ones;

The most important person that you must love always, is yourself.