#also smiled bc it was so cuuuuuute

[eszter-hazy]

Lucy Dacus and Havana Rose Liu in Lucy Dacus Ankles MV

[eatnightmares]

1.12 fiddler's feast time :)))))))) (<- can't fucking do this anymore i'm at my limit i can't do it i can't-)

they're so cute :((( they're soooooo so cute :((((((((((( but also paigggge :(((((

(guy who works at a restaurant voice) i need that hog dead

THEY'RE SOOOOOO CUUUUUUTE I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IIIIITTTTTTTT

"does not require a fleshly sacrifice" bro i hate it here 😭

the state of tech is so interesting like early internet era but some things are still held back bc of the gods' whims...

as if she's already thought about it 😭😭😭

"asked for a gift to be given, offered a gift in return" makes me so crazy when they use the word gift for sacrifice. not what that means!!!! win for religious pseudo cannibalism at least

GWUUUHHHH CARPENTERRRRR SOUNDING SO EXCITED TO EXPLAIN HOW HER FAMILY DID IT. MENTIONING EM BY NAME.

GRINDING MY TEETH INTO DUST. (with a certain loyalty) i can't stand them he wants to give her the right answer and make a good impressionnnnnn. carpenter having one of the few things she enjoys about her religion being sharing food...even back in ep1 when she's egging faulkner about getting pancakes...

SHE HAS A LITTLE JEALOUSY IN HER VOICE. KILLING MYSELF 👍👍

exploding exploding exploding. "we're talking about ancient history, laws from 50 years back" PAIGE THAT IS NOT ANCIENT HISTORY

DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAAAAAZYYYYYYYY OH THE WAY THINGS CHANGE OH THE WAYS THEY STAY THE SAME. SO VERY FUCKING NUTS CARPENTER WAS THE FIRST ONE TO OBJECT TO LEGALIZATION.

oh carpenter oh carpenter oh carpenter. i don't even know what to say oh my babygirl

devlin drowned dragged delivered tho am i right...am i right guys...

faulkner wanting to have a proper goodbye for paige is doing things to me. never having had that for his family, his final goodbye with carpenter...

GRAAAAUUGHH. A GODLESS GREETING/FAREWELL. I HOPE YOU CAN FIND A WAY FORWARD THAT MEANS NO ONE ELSE HAS TO GET HURT. FAULKNER'S FINAL INTERACTION WITH A MAIN CHARACTER OTHER THAN CARPENTER AND IT'S THAT. TAKE CARE PAIGE. OUR PAIGE. MAY YOUR PEACE WALK ON WITH YOU FOR A WHILE. WALK ON UNTIL YOU'RE LOST FROM ME.

head in my hands. paige.

listen this is very touching with how she goes on to open up to him but u have to understand how it reads like that fucking sonic fandub bit. "just me and the ocean...just alone with my thoughts..." "hey silver-" "GODDAMNIT"

ok i have to start limiting screenshots b4 i just cap the whole scene but. oooowaaagghhhh. it was refreshing to see some fire in you when you came to speak of the faith. i used to be very much like you faulkner. you can call it a compliment, if you like - but I always forget that you converted. oh, there's always entanglements. I don’t think I feel the same way I used to. i don't understand, but that's okay. 💥💥💥💥💥

liquefies into paste.

head in my hands. the siblingssss

he's so normal. something about carpenter not necessarily taking that last part as a red flag. correcting herself from had that to have that. like to her it's a feeling that's necessary to have at some point but then needs to be let go. she really does see so much of herself in him...she isn't even out yet and she knows he needs to get out too...

(big red flashing sign held up to the audience that says STOP LISTENING NOW U ARE GOING TO GET HURT)

HEY. HEY CAN WE CIRCLE BACK ON THIS. WHAT'S THE ONLY OTHER SACRIFICE WE KNOW HE'S MADE. HEY FAULKNER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN HEY HELLO?

giggling smiling tearing out the floorboards eating drywall etc etc. how very s1 carpenter-core he is in s3. she takes that. accepts it. perhaps he only wishes for me to prove once and for all that i have the courage to finally let you go. yeah, perhaps that's it. do you?

banging my fist against the floor. it's faulkner not understanding her but trying to give her kindness. an escape. paige and carpenter, the unfaithful, the ones who are going to leave him, but he still has love for them and doesn't resent them. what does that make everyone else?

fiona apple voice i resent you for being raised right...i resent you for being so sure...i resent you presenting your life like a fucking propaganda brochure!!!!!! but i know if i hate you for hating me i will have entered the endless race!!!!!!!!!

i know they're picking grass and putting it in each others laps i know they are

oughh this episode...another top 3 of s1 for me i think...and it's all downhill (emotionally) from here lads 🫡

[ajokeformur-ray]

I watched Joker tonight and typed out my thoughts as they occurred to me. Unedited; typos are guaranteed. I did this a few months ago and really enjoyed looking back at my thought process and I wanted to do it again so that I can look back and know that what I feel is real and true in my darkest times.

You're welcome to skip this; it's under a cut for ease of doing so. Warnings for occasional sexual comment lmao. There’s no self shipping in this, I don’t think.

word count: 2, 575.

I’M SOBBING and I’ve only just pressed play.

Heart squeeze Chest much ow

THERE HE IS

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Nooooo baby omg don’t pretend - let yourself hurt if it hurts. Don’t pretend. 

Carnival Carnival Carnivalllllllll 😍😍😍😍😍

I am a Simp for one clown and his name is Carnival

Someone help him, I????

That sign hit Arthur as hard as my love for him did ksksksk

MY EYES BE LEAKIN💔💔💔💔💔

bb nooooo

Oh honey let me kiss those bruises and replace the marks of violence with love, hm? You’re safe with me.

Breathe, my love. Don’t fight the laughter. Let it out, let yourself go. 

Screams into a pillow because????? much sad must kiss

“have you been keeping up with your journal?” LIKE HE HAS TIME

oHHHHH boi’s close to losing his shit

Do it, Artie. Give ‘em hell.

“I think I did” YOU TELL HER!!💖💖💖

I want to be his cigarette. Where’s Satan??? I got a new deal for my blackened soul which he took at half price😂😂😂😂

I’d have my hand between the door and his head so fuckin fast I swear

“I just don’t wanna feel so bad anymore” yep SAME

ohhhh peekaboo🥺🥺🥺

this makes me giggle ksksksk i watch this scene when i feel sad bc it always makes me happy for the time it’s on

he’s so good with kids; he doesn’t have to try and think about what’s funny, he just does it, he’s himself and it works

FUCK OFF LADY CAN’T YOU SEE HE’S STRUGGLING????

give

him

back

his

card

casually wrinkling my nose against tears lmao

ohhh the way he looks up at those stairs from the bottom

i can feel his exhaustion

me too, my love

step step step step

god i wanna get him the fuck outta gotham

and into my arms and a soft, warm blanket

“eat. you need to eat” LITERALLY WHAT I TELL MYSELF EVERY DAY IN HIS VOICE BC OTHERWISE I JUST WOULDNT EAT???? I’m losing so much weight asdfghjk its not enough tho

SUPAH RATS

Did Arthur come up w that joke or was it actually a Murray joke????

HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT IM CRY??🥺🥺🥺🥺

“I WAS PUT HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LAUGHTER”

YOU DO BABY, YOU DO!!!! EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!

go deepthroat a cactus randall - youre already a bit of a prick so🙃🙃🙃

“THE GUYS THINNK YOU’RE A FREAK BUT I LIKE YOU”

HOYT. YOU CAN GO SIT ON A CACTUS TOO

FUCK OFF

😡😡😡😡

“WHY WOULD ANYONE STEAL A SIGN”//”WHY DOES ANYONE DO ANYTIHNG?” HOYT YOU’RE SO FUCKING ILLOGICAL HERE IM????? ERIKA DOES NOT (ALSO WILL NOT LMAO IM A STUBBORN BIITCH) COMPUTE

Can arthur fuck me like he pounds the trash/????🥵🥵👀

those dark curls.... that crooked tooth... must kiss.🥺🥺🥺

pennys casual cruelty makes me so fucking angry

foreshadowingggggg ~  *JAZZ HANDS*

ugh the way he dances with that gun im👀🥵🥵🥵

he enjoys the power of it and his breathing gets deeper asdfghjk

clumsy baby omggggg i just COOED 🥺🥺🥺🥺

okay maybe im stupid but i genuinely dont understand this “senior who needs to graduate” skit i’m??? how is being an intro to western civ student funny im???? someone explain???

but also dont bc fuck that guy lmao arthur’s hilarious

true millenial humour (and brit humour lmao we’re dark asf)

THE WAY ARTIE TWIRLS HIS FINGERS AROUND HIS HAIR AND DANCES IN HIS SEAT IM???🥺🥺🥺

wanna curl up on his lap at night when hes writing and go to sleep with a 

blanket around our bodies🥺🥺🥺🥺

when arthur wears a shirt at home you KNOW it’s a daydream

THAT CROOKED TOOTH IM WANT KISS.

WAIT IS IT CALLED STAND UP COMEDY BC YOU STAND UP... AND ITS COMEDY???

23 FUCKING YEARS, PEOPLE... TO REALISE THAT🙄

WHEN CARNIVAL CAME ON SCREEN I NTHE HOSPITAL I MADE A PORNOGRAPHIC NOISE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, SHOOT MURRAY

WOOPS WRONG LYRICS

😂

“doctor of laughter”🥺🥺🥺🥺

doctor i have a case of the Big Sad can you... do an exam? 😉😏

NO BB DONT BEAT YOUR HEAD UP THERES PRECIOUS CARGO IN THERE

in what world does chucking cold greasy chips in a girls hair being “nice”???

lmao fuck these guys

ohhh honey breathe. dont fight it, my love, just breathe.

my heart’s breaking for you, you sweet thing🥺🥺🥺

i love you so so so so so so so much ugh you’re an actual fucking angel

just breathe darling

i need to get you a cup of tea with honey in it, your throat must be so sore

ohhhh baby im so sorry

i’d take every single punch if i could

i’d die for you

i wish i could protect you

i wish i could look after you

and take all those hits

and kill those guys for you

im so sorry

sobbingggg

YES GOOD MAN THANK YOUUU

KILL THOSE ASSHOLES LMAO DESERVED IT

yeah i have a grey morality... im similar to deadpool in that way tbh

carnival comin’ to kill your insecurities

8 bullets in a 6 chamber???? mm-hm

DONT FORGET YOUR BAG THATS EVIDENCE

AND THE WIG

RUN BABY RUNNNNNNN

GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOO

RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE

THE SOUND OF HIS FEET SLAPPING THE PAVEMENT IM👀

OOOOOH JOKER’S WAKIN’ UUUUUUP

fuck he’s so hypnotic

the way he runs his hand down his lower stomach asdfghj🥵

must kiss the inner tendons on his wrists and lick the blood off his face 

must kiss

he moves like water

fuck hes so fluid

bathroom scene = the scene in which my heart and vagina clench at the same time

im WANT

T POSEEEEEEEE

“i still owe you for that, dont i?”

PUNCH OUT IS MY FAVOURITE THING E  V  E  R

D O N T S M I LE

UGH I FUCKING HATE being told to smile if i don’t fucking want to so BIG mood

PLEASE SHUSH ME THE WAY YOU JUST SHUSHED PENNY IM???

but also dont lmao bc i’ll think you’re mad at me and i’ll hide in the bedroom for the rest of the day lmao i’m sensitive✨✨✨

i wanna sit on his lap and still his bouncing knees

“thats not funny”

fuck off penny yes it is

I JUST CHOKED ON MY COFFEE IM???

“but i do” god the  P O W E R

ugh that fucking sexist piece of shit comedian can choke “women look at sex like buying a car” 🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮

chauvinistic pigs can die thanks

his lil trip upstage im cry🥺🥺🥺

ohhh baby. just breathe, darling. it’s okay to be scared. dont fight it. just breathe. 

he and i both cover our mouths when we laugh/smile in the exact same way and it makes me feel closer to him

how can they think hes laughing at himself when hes literally gagging????

people only see what they wanna

the Penny imitation is👌👌👌

s m i l e

i remember when i came home from seeing this for the first time, i got home and dropped to my knees to cry in the bathroom. it was such an emotional release and so much love and i played smile to try to make myself smile but i only made myself cry harder lmaooooo ~ 

smile and thats life are my go-to songs if i gotta cheer tf up

danger sign = neither works

he looks so soft after his “date”🥺🥺🥺

“thats life” yeah but murray you dont even leave the studio so how do you know????

ngl arthur’s anger scares me.

anyone so much as raise their voice at me and i’ll cry really bad and i will shut myself away for the rest of the day and quiet anger terrifies me so his banging abt in the kitchen would freak me tf out😲

angry bb😭

he controls his anger so fast though omgggg ~ 

that soft please sends me

idk where it sends me lmao

down below probably

BARE FACED CARNIVAL OMG THIS SCENE IS SO CUTE

I LOVE THE MATCHING COLOURS ON ARTHUR AND BRUCE TOO ???

okay but the implication that arthur always carries a clown nose on him is🥺🥺🥺

hes such a good clown im?????

lmao im enjoying the show more than bruce is skskskk

arthur’s lil chuckle makes me🥺

his HUMMING im??? soft?????

his brows are so strong and dark omggg ~ he’s so beautiful

OKAY i’ll be honest i’ve seen this alfred/bruce scene and the thomas bathroom scene later on and the penny flashback scene a 100 times and i still dont fucking understand what did or didnt happen regarding arthur’s parentage im????

 ive seen interpretations to say he is thomas’ son and some to say he isnt and i still cant decide so? im stupid i guess 🙃

“a clown thing?” the  s a s s

“it’s exit only” yeah so’s my ass🙃

if i was there in the hospital room i woulda turned that tv off as soon as i realised what clip was gonna play

murray’s cruelty is d i s g u s t i n g

lmao hes an asshole

arthurs lil clap from joyyyyy ~ 🥺🥺🥺

did i say murray???

i meant  m u r r a t

🙃🙃🙃

sneaky baby

wayne hall either has super bad security or arthurs v quick on his feet

🤔🤔🤔🤔

he looks so good in red omggg ~ 

f o r e s h a d o w i n g

arthurs smile when hes watching chaplin is how he smiles when we all gush to each other abt him and ourselves!!!

hes so cuuuuuute🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

“told me what” 

ohhhh honey🥺🥺 im so sorry. “crazy” is a trigger word for arthur; it made him start laughing in the bathroom with thomas

“touch my son again ill fucking kill you” yeah?? touch my arthur again and i’ll fucking kill you🙃🙃🙃🙃

^^^ that ones a joke do not come at me

the clerk in arkham was nice to arthur - he, gary and sophie are the good gothamites.

none of it was enough to stop his descent into joker, though, and i’d even say it was too late right at the beginning of the film, too... 

his sock puppet thingy “they cut all those” is such a Joker thing to doooo ~ 

the way arthur’s laughing in the hall at arkham turns into sobbing is gut-wrenching omg the poor thing😭

i wanna hug him and protect him and help him to process this in a healthy way

sweetheart, if i could take all of your pain and put it onto me... i so would. i’d do it in a heartbeat.

i wanna get you into a hot shower, make you some food and sit and listen to you. we can either sit in silence or you can talk to me, my love, and you will be heard and understood and loved.

“i had a bad day”

IT’S OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY OMG YOU POOR SWEET INNOCENT THING IM LOVE YOU🥺💔

THAT ENTIRE LATE NIGHT SCENE LAUGH/SOBBING GOT ME -

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

i just wanna hold you and protect you and help you and love you

I’m so fucking sorry, darling. i wish i could take it all away from you

“i havent been happy one minute of my entire fucking life”

NO ONE SHOULD LOOK THAT ANGELIC AFTER COMMITING MATRICIDE IM????

get

that

fucking

gun

away

from

your

face

boi dont test me ill fucking go feral or - no, tell you what, i’ll point the gun at me and see how you like it

im looking respectfully at the green speckled undies scene....👀👀👀

“coming” 😏😏😏

“my mum died im celebrating” and “i stopped taking my medication” and you STILL stayed in the apartment with Arthur????? dudes those are 🚨🚨🚨 signs

woe betide anyone who underestimates arthur fleck lmaoooo

randalls death scene makes me laugh every time omg i feel so vindictive

get WRECKED

i wanna lick the blood off his face. i really want to

ngl i think i have a blood kink... 

“dont look just go” ME WITH MY ACNE WHEN I SEE IT IN THE MIRROR 😂😂😂😂

JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER 

ASDFGHJKL

J

O

K

E

R

ERIKA.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERRRRRR

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 MY BABY MY MAN OMG THERE HE IS IM CRY???????😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺

my mind is literally blank rn im just staring and crying and smiling so hard my face hurts????? im love him so so so so much

sweet thing’s so used to pain he gets HIT BY A CAR AND KEEPS GOING????

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

hghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

euirrrrrrgkjbgkfbirsghigrbugr

*incoherent keyboardsmash to portray utter love*

ohhh baby no dont cry. oh honey😭 i wanna sit on your lap and kiss your tears away

“i love dr sally”

you have a WIFE at home

“DO YOU REMEMBER?” THAT WAS YOUR CUE TO APOLOGISE LMAO GET FUCKED MURRAT

he’s so CUTE

omgggg ~ 

my hearts gonna give out its SQUEEZING SO HARD IT HURTS

YOU MOCK THEM, BABY!!! THEY GOT IT COMING

“i wanna get it right” hes so passionate

my comments have deceased in number bc im just too starstruck and in love to even think clearly lmao

jokers all i know rn and this is the most peaceful ive felt in WEEKS

im sobbing

ugh fuck this hurts so BAD

youre speaking the truth, darling. im so so proud of you and i love you so much

“THEY COULDNT CARRY A TUNE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES” LMAO INSIDE JOKESSS

literally sobbing right now ugh what the fuck youre in so much pain and in the middle of a breakdown and no one saw you

ugh baby im so sorry, you deserve so much better

you tried so hard and you were gonna fall no matter what

IN THE WHITE ROOM

“hi” baby they cant hear you but im COOING 🥺🥺🥺🥺

you’re so fucking cute

say the word and ill burn gotham to the fucking ground for you

i wanna sit atop that car and cradle your head in my lap and wipe the blood off your face and help you stand up and be there for you and and and😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love you so so so much. 

i’d be so much worse off without you in my life. you brought a splash of colour which has never dimmed or faded. it never will. 

b l o o d    s m i l e

=

im wearing my inside on the outside now and it still hurts

angel💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

i see you and your pain. i love you.

i see you, angel. 

his genuine laughter is🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

that cute lil “ksksks” he does im🥺🥺🥺

i always laugh with him omg the two of us are laughing together ugh its the closest i will ever get to sharing in his joy

 t h a t ‘s    l i f e

i love the hallway daaaaaaaaaaaaaance ~ 

them hips dont lie😉😉😉

i love you i love you i love you i love you omg the sun’s like a halo ugh i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you im singing along to thats life while i type out how much i love you at 220am lmaooooo ~ 

i   l o v e    y o u

[spideychelleforever]

@azeher for some reason I can’t reblog your Spideychelle halloween comic :( So here is my reaction I’ve been trying to post for months!!

This is literally so damn beautiful

MJ looks so pretty and deadpan! I LOVE her costume, work it girl! I love that she gives a gentle, stern stare at Peter to tell him “no, babe, you’re not going as Spider-Man and you know it” but she’s not being too harsh about it bc she loves him!

And oh my GOSH I absolutely ADORE ADORE ADORE her shy little smile when she explains her costume. Like we saw in Prague, she’s worried her trademark weirdness will put off the boy she loves, but he tells her “no it’s okay, I like you because you’re so weird!” and it makes her feel happy that someone finally accepts her wholly for being such a morbid weirdo and knowing she truly is worthy of love! And she has the shy smile here because it makes her wanna blush because she knows it’s a weird costume but she knows that Peter will love it! That’s why she looks so shy and meek here! It’s beautiful!!! She’s still a little shy and worried but she’s already smiling gently because she knows the boy she’s in love with loves her for her weirdness and auhghgghghgh it’s so beautiful and cuuuuuute!!!

Also omg Pepper looks beautiful! That skirt tho! And my dear baby Morgan!!!! That amazing “PETER!!!”just destroys me oh my GOD she’s so precious! I LOVE that she’s still picking up swears like nothing! I LOVE that Pepper and Happy try their hardest to get their baby the costume she wants! And I LOVE how delighted and happy both Peter and MJ are, and I love MJ’s giggling!

This is so goddamn beautiful like omg you are a god and I love you for this happiness @azeher​

[pokemagines]

deals with the devil. (vampire!arvis x reader)

@kazeshxni asked: ““person a is a vampire hunter assigned to hunt person b, a vampire, but OH NO THEYRE HOT” but the vampire is Arvis? (Bc let’s be honest he looks like an actual vampire”

a/n: Y’ALL I HATE MY LIFE I STARTED FE4 AND BEAT THE FIRST CHAPTER, THEN WENT BACK TO LOAD THE GAME AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY FILE I’M-- the first chapter took like an HOUR to beat this i’m so stupid y’all ,, it’s good now tho i’m back at where i was lmao --mod touko

also: i have a thing for vampires (blame edward cullen) god bless this was v self-indulgent lmao

   darkness settles in the small town near askr, the pouring rain making the mood more dour. your back is against the wall as you try to slow your breathing. you feel your heart beat in your chest, blood pounding as adrenaline courses through your veins.

   he knew you were here. he had too, he could probably smell your fear by now. you usually weren’t this nervous, but then again this wasn’t a usual hunt. he was powerful, dangerous even, and you couldn’t afford to make a wrong move. every stray sound puts you on edge, from the thunder rumbling outside to the settling of the old house.

   “looking for someone?” you hear a silvery voice say, and you turn your head, seeing a shadowy figure lurk over the banister directly above your head. you reel back, stake in hand. you swear you can see your heart beating through your shirt, sweat slicking to your skin as he becomes visible by the lightning flash. for a split second, you see his auburn hair and his taunting eyes sizing you up. “come to kill me, have you, little one?” you feel a chill run down your spine, both from the cold and second because he’s every bit the person he was described to you by anna. 

   “y-yes, i have.” your voice is less resolute than you wish it to be. you instinctively grip your stake tighter

   “but you’re trembling...” he takes a step down the decrepit staircase. “how are you supposed to beat me if you’re frozen in fear?” before you can even blink, he’s in front of you, towering over you. you grab your stake, pushing it with all the might you can summon at him. but he’s much faster, (faster than any other vampire you’ve encountered) and he easily grabs your wrist so hard that you can already feel the bruise. 

   “that’s all you have? i’m disappointed.” he looks you up and down, like a predator sizing up its prey. “aren’t you supposed to be a legendary hunter? you’re barely bigger than a pup!” you sneer at him, trying to think a way out of this position, but his cold hands on your wrist clouds your mind. he’s devilishly handsome, you can’t help but think, and the mocking smile on his face, his fangs almost glowing despite the shroud of darkness in the room. you feel your face heat up.

   “let me go you dastard.” you growl, and his expression turns unreadable. 

   “why would i do that? so you can kill me?” he looks at you closely, forcing the sharpened wood from your hand and chucking it as far as he can throw. 

   “y-you’re letting me go?” you question, though, you realize after you’ve said it you probably shouldn’t have questioned him.

   “why would i bother killing you? you’re not in the way... besides, your blood smells too good to let go to waste.” he chuckles, “i have a deal of sorts i want to make with you.” you never knew yourself to be attracted to vampires, you hunted them for a living, but the thought of his fangs sinking into your neck was enough to make a heat grow in the pit of your stomach. 

   “and what that might be?” you ask, the thunder cracking in the background, perhaps warning you to run while you can. but your feet won’t budge, almost as if you’re locked in place.

   “i get your blood, say... once every week, in exchange for information on vampire nests nearby.” he says it so firmly it’s as if he knows what your answer will be. you swallow the lump in your throat.

   “why would you give that out?” you inquire, more and more intrigued by the man by the second.

   “you’re helping me get rid of my enemies, simple as that...” arvis shrugs, as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “besides... it’s good for me to have a human around... i haven’t had one in a long time and...” you flush scarlet, “i’m hungry, i suppose.” something in you tells you that this is a stupid decision, but there’s another part of you that instinctively trusts him. naive? perhaps. just a minute ago you wanted him dead, but this would help you with your hunts a lot. maybe sacrificing yourself to him was the best option.

   “fine. it’s a deal.” his red eyes almost light up, illuminated once again by a flash of lighting. “but if you lie to me i’ll kill you, you understand?” he chuckles when he sees you brush away the hair from your neck for easier access for him. he pulls you in closer, and your heart beats just as hard as it had earlier. 

   “duly noted.” he replies dully, eyeing your neck. arvis pulls your back against his chest with your wrists, letting them fall to your side. you feel his fangs prick at your pulse point, and he licks it before sinking his fangs in.

   initially, it hurts. it hurts a lot. you feel tears prick at the corner of your eyes, but as soon as the pain is there, it’s gone. you let out a quiet gasp as he continues to drink for you. 

   your blood is like a drug to him, and his mind is lost in a haze. you smelled good, yes, but the real thing was much better than he originally thought. he continues to suck at your pulse point, until he’s satisfied (for the moment, there wasn’t enough blood in you to completely satisfy him). he pulls back, but not before licking the wound closed. you step forward, almost stumbling out of his arms. your head is spinning from the blood loss, but you feel a pair of strong arms envelop you.

   “that wasn’t as bad as i thought it would be.” you say woozily as you see spots cloud your vision. arvis holds you in his arms, not entirely hating this position. living for thousands of years without company could leave him very lonely, though he hated to admit it, and it had been years since-- no, he wouldn’t dwell on her now. “hehe, you look cuuuuuute arvis...” now it’s his turn to be flustered. of course, he knows its the bloodloss speaking.

   “right, okay, now if you could stand up now that would be wonderful.”

[httpguccinotprada]

so I started uni two weeks ago and all I've gotten is a couple of crushes

uhm so probably no one cares because nobody knows me here (or anywhere if I'm honest) but I wanna talk about this somewhere and I can't on twitter bc my cousins follow me there...

anyways, I know that I'm going to uni to gain knowledge and stuff like that so I can end a career and get a job and be succesfull at it and try to have a nice life while working my ass off. but so far I've only gained two crushes. it's still a change though because they're real people and not fictional characters.

so for the boy:

he's like really pretty.

and he has a funny voice.

but like a pretty voice, not like a make-fun-of-him voice.

his hair is really cool.

his clothes are too.

and he's like clumsy, but in a cute way.

he once forgot if the classroom was where he had classes and he stayed in the door asking if it was his classroom (idk it was sweet to me.)

he also asks some dumb questions sometimes but heyyy we're there to learn, right?

the other day he sat next to me and we had a little chat (about the lesson but anyway) and he smiled at me and it was so cuuuuuute.

but he doesn't know my name nor I know his.

and there's this girl:

she has the cutest face.

and she's really sweet.

and soft spoken.

she has a really nice hair.

and wears glasses.

she spoke to me and my cousin once before and she was like shy and like "heyyy my friends left haha bye" and she almost ran away.

today she sat next to me, like everything normal and then we had a recess and I was getting my stuff together and she saw my handmade bracelets and she got exited ?? and was like "how you do these?" and I was like this is the easiest thing I've done what's so exiting about this ???

but she was really cute about it.

and she said "one day I'm gonna get my stuff so you teach me how to do it" like honEY YES PLEASE ANYTHING YOU WANT

and we kept chatting a little during class

but, once again, I don't know her name, nor she knows mine.

and I wanted to make this because I needed to say it somewhere and this rant is too long ??? but I can only hope to atleast be friends with them, keeping on hope on something more to happen I guess.

[asimlishpixel]

MEGA REPLY POST

Here’s replies for the past 71 days, because I haven’t sat my ass down earlier and actually done them. Some of these aren’t even relevant any longer. I’ll try to section them after different topics and stuff.

Be warned this post is EXTREMELY long!

under a cut, bc i’m not that evil.

BIRTHDAY REPLIES

melien replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Aaa happy belated birthday ;_;

my-simension replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Ohhh another one already!!! Happy Happy birthday , sweet one! Have a wonderful day!! ��

javapixels replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Happy Birthday!

sleek-simmerr replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

happy birthday!

experimentalsims replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Happy birthday!

karisamarie replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Happy Birthday!❤��

jackssims replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Happy Birthday! ��

plumboops replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

happy birthday!! ♥

sevenleafsimblr replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

happy birthday :OO

futurecarrie replied to your post “Happy birthday!!!”

Happy birthday! ^-^

Thanks you guys! I’m so happy for all these replies! <3

NDIAYE REPLIES

my-simension replied to your photoset

So cute! great work!

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset

This shit is adorableeee!!

simlovinggirl replied to your photoset

!!!! :D Super excited!! ♥

davidmont replied to your photoset

cuuuuuute

Thanks!! I hope you’re all excited and that I won’t dissapoint you, ahah.

tranquiltowns replied to your photo “Murasaki Ito...”

She's so cute ah!

smile-beautifuly replied to your photo “Murasaki Ito...”

All of your sims are so cute <3

Thanks, I’m actually very happy with how she turned out! :D

tranquiltowns replied to your photo “Zola Ndiaye Loner ✕ Technophobe ✕ Athletic ✕ Grumpy ✕ Easily...”

She's stunning!

They are! But most of the credit goes to @cosysimmer for their genetics! I just dressed them and changed the hair!

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset

YEEYEEYEEYEE GET IT BROBRO

Y E E IM GETTING IT BRO

MEADOWS REPLIES

melien replied to your photoset “Bay: Yeah, that’s me! Bay Hamilton. I’m happy to meet you, Nathan....”

She's adorable!

pushingupplumbobs replied to your photoset “Bay: Yeah, that’s me! Bay Hamilton. I’m happy to meet you, Nathan....”

Ahh! She looks perfect in your game ��

She is really adorable! Thank you pushingupplumbobs for letting me have her! <3

davidmont replied to your photoset “Nathan: Oh by the way! Did you know that I am actually a very strong...”

I'M IN LOVE

SAME. they’re very cute together :D

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset “Safiya: And that’s how you win Mario Kart! Evan: Ah! Another red...”

I'm adopting safiya as my grandma too late u can't stop me the papers are signed

you have to take good care of her then, please.

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “Lucie: You just want me to change your haircolour? You’re sure that...”

Savageeeee����

aren’t we all thinking it?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my-simension replied to your photoset “ffs nate”

hahaha

blurrypxls replied to your photoset “ffs nate”

Me with life

lmao same

hollywood3015 replied to your photoset

So cute

he is >u<

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “The next day… Evan: Nathan steals the blankets.”

He looks so happy. What happened last night??? Lemme stop��

madeyesims replied to your photoset “Nathan: Anyways bro, we don’t have any spare beds, so we’ll have to...”

yes.... no homo........... v straight..................... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset “Nathan: Anyways bro, we don’t have any spare beds, so we’ll have to...”

2 bros, chillin in the same bed, a few inches apart cus they are gay!

jackssims replied to your photoset “Nathan: Anyways bro, we don’t have any spare beds, so we’ll have to...”

"No homo" ��

vkthesims4 replied to your photoset “Nathan: Anyways bro, we don’t have any spare beds, so we’ll have to...”

" no homo"

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA BE ANGRY WITH ME IF I TELL YOU THAT THEY AREN’T GONNA BE TOGETHER? IM SORRY NO ACTUAL HOMO WITH THESE BROS

my-simension replied to your photoset “Nathan: How am I losing?! Evan: I don’t know what I’m doing, but it...”

So nice to see your colorful pics! :D

Thank you!!! The mmbc sure gets a bit boring with the colours, ahah!

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset “Nathan: How am I losing?! Evan: I don’t know what I’m doing, but it...”

Me constantly

hashtag relatable

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset “Nathan: Oh, there you are! Hi! ???: Hey, Nathan!”

Whowhowhowho

deletedladdersanddoors replied to your photoset “Nathan: You’re Evan, right? Evan Foster! Evan: Yeah! And you’re the...”

Presh boi

i’ll let you answer your own question. Evan is a presh boyo

davidmont replied to your photoset “Juliette has taken up sculpting!”

oh god that's impressive+

let’s see if we can master this skill too?

madeyesims replied to your photoset “The sun rises over Twinbrook (and a new Meadows queue)”

YAAAAAAASSSSSS

amespixels replied to your photoset “The sun rises over Twinbrook (and a new Meadows queue)”

Yay!!! Was just thinking about this save earlier =)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i’m so happy that you guys are excited for my meadows queues!

BLUSH REPLIES

my-simension replied to your photo “BMMBC Maybe Babies - Chalina Calaca - berriesandbrownsugar Edwin and...”

Cute! :)

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photo “BMMBC Maybe Babies - Chalina Calaca - berriesandbrownsugar Edwin and...”

Their adorableeeee

Looks like their mom, Chalina! :D

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Viridian: Oh Em. You have been hurt so much. Viridian: Instead of...”

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1. would be lovely if these emojis actually showed up on my computer 2. they’re crying emojis for anyone who also can’t see them. 3. same.

cosysimmer replied to your photoset “Neptune: Guess what? I’m not a robot, a robot Guess what? I’m not a...”

YASSSS MARINA, great choice my dudes

jackssims replied to your photoset “Neptune and Emerald: Guess what? I am not a robot Guess what? I am not...”

Is this Marina? Because I love Marina

i love marina!!! you can probably expect more of her songs, if i do more karaoke.

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Neptune: Up for a little karaoke? You pick a song!”

Aw he would so do this

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Neptune: Welcome to the alien family! Shaka brah!”

AWWWW

neptune is a sweetheart <3

littlemissylissamel replied to your photoset “Chalina: Oh? This isn’t the happy ending I had hoped for, but… *gasp*...”

Aahhh my poor sweet child....At least she's happy...I'm sad and my heart is also Warmed

She’s okay now! At least she get to experience the afterlife that she is so interested in, even if that means that she isn’t in the mmbc anymore. (i am also Sad to see her go)

berrycutesims replied to your photo

really

really. uh, idk what you mean, but really really.

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Chalina: Oh? This isn’t the happy ending I had hoped for, but… *gasp*...”

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1. even more intense crying emojis now 2. me too pal

cosysimmer replied to your post “Episode 9 - Hop, Stab, and Jump - End Notes”

Rosalie why ;A;

yikes, she needs to stop arguing with people

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “???: Ah! Help me, somebody please— *thud* ???: Oh that’s a lot of...”

Hell yesss

questionable thing to say hell yes to, but i’ll take it.

cosysimmer replied to your photoset “*Tap starts running*  *humming* *door opens* ???: Hm? Oh, it’s just...”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIME 4 DEATH

my-simension replied to your photoset “Halcyon: OH SHIT”

xD

my-simension replied to your photoset “First to fall off: Lavender! Lavender: Oh- ouch!”

lol

this is the best challenge i have done so far. it’s amazing material for pictures.

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “The last four! Bay, Rosalie, Felicity and Jeremy!”

Yesssss

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “Rosalie: *highpitched screech*”

I know y'all see felicity����

do we have a felicity fan??

madisonprettyinpink replied to your photoset “Viridian: Today’s challenge is simple and, hopefully, fun! There’s a...”

Just noticed this on my dash��

hello from your dash, lmao

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Chalina: AAAAAAAAAH?! I’M FALLING TO MY DEATH!”

I like that we can see Neptune mid-Tumble in the background

there he goes

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Neptune: Oh no, I’m not going down on the hard ground, im not going,...”

NOW IM LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

*GOAT SCREAM*

amespixels replied to your photoset “Halcyon: OH SHIT”

These all look so dramatic xD I love it!

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Viridian: Today’s challenge is simple and, hopefully, fun! There’s a...”

I like it I like it

i recommend this challenge to everyone, please do it, it’s so fun and dramatic and simple

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “it’s them boys”

This is amazing I hope they do start a boy band

Them Boys, with their first album “Help Us We’re Stuck In A MMBC”

experimentalsims replied to your photoset “Lavender: I just saw Melanite eat something from the ground! Rosalie:...”

Lol. gossip

the gossip goes around when you’re living this close together i guess

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Jeremy: Viridian? I, uh… have something, or rather someone to show...”

BUT WHAT IF JEREMY DIES. PHOEBE WILL HAVE NO DAD

STOP THE KILLING FOR PHOEBES SAKE

jackssims replied to your photoset “Jeremy: Don’t worry Phoebe. You were born in the middle of a horrible...”

I'm pretty sure this is the first MMBC Baby (at least that I know of). New Grounds

Phoebe Ronchi, First MMBC Baby Ever... Maybe

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lavender and Bailey both witnessed the birth, and aren’t quite sure...”

anyway i might have missed the whole birth until i get screenshots but congratulations jeremy :')

congrats jeremy!

jackssims replied to your photoset “Lavender and Bailey both witnessed the birth, and aren’t quite sure...”

I don't think Jeremy was expecting it either tbh

were anyone expecting this? i wasn’t

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Lavender and Bailey both witnessed the birth, and aren’t quite sure...”

whys so much of this queue marked as sensitive jfc

tumblr hates me and probably also bc of the amount of words relating to death

jackssims replied to your photoset “Jeremy: Wha- Argh!”

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simsandthensome replied to your photoset “Jeremy: Wha- Argh!”

FINALLY :D

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset “Jeremy: Wha- Argh!”

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

1. that’s supposed to be eye emojis 2. BABY

blurrypxls replied to your photoset “Viridian: Here’s the poll results. Um, it’s best if you just see it...”

Someone really has it in for her

blurrypxls replied to your photoset “Viridian: Here’s the poll results. Um, it’s best if you just see it...”

What the fuck Felicity

blurrypxls replied to your photoset “Emerald: Come on, Felicity! You got 16 votes in the last poll? At...”

Feli nooo

it’s going downhill for Felicity, sadly :/

jackssims replied to your photoset “Meanwhile, in the other bedroom… Jeremy: What is happening to me..?”

He Bigg

thicc

davidmont replied to your photoset “Episode 7 - Tempt Fate”

yeeee my favorite is still there!!

not if your favourite is Raven... :(

MISC. REPLIES

sevenleafsimblr replied to your post “Simblr either or: 1-9??”

gdi this contains both the numbers i sent

oops

futurecarrie replied to your post “nobody cares but....” I felt lukewarm about Kazuichi tbh, but I can see where the love comes from

jackssims replied to your post “nobody cares but....”

I love Kazuichi too tf`

i am BURNING HOT for kazuichi, so yeah i had to freak out for a bit. also hi fellow kazuichi lover, we are too few.

smile-beautifuly replied to your photo

I've noticed that anything that has the word dead in it gets tagged

smile-beautifuly replied to your photo

Or flagged I guess

experimentalsims replied to your photo

I think when you use certain words it triggers safemode like murder kill death shooting. It was happening to me on almost every single draft so I changed my words. I haven't figured out what else triggers it.

yeah, that’s probably it, but idk how to get around using words like that for a mmbc. unless i need to start saying that chalina got stabby-stabbied and raven got CRONCHED. yeah let’s just stick with using the word murder.

blurrypxls replied to your post “mmbc queue”

Idk if i mentioned this in our convo the other day but for some reason safe mode doesn't work on my phone?? Which is weird because such posts don't show up on my ipad and desktop

u sneaky! >_>

sevenleafsimblr replied to your photoset

why is tumblr censoring half of an episode literally called Bright and Pure

once again, tumblr hates me.