#also several panels of him snacking nom nom and scooping ice cream with a battarang this mans gives not over three fucks | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thinkingabouttimdrake · 2 days ago

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Dick Grayson Nightwing serial snacker in costume gotta have the craziest stomach lining like bro be casually swiping random shit from the ground of CRIME SCENES and shoving it in his mouth for clues or sth and did i mentioned he eats in the suit??? MY MAN YOU SWING AND DO FLIPS AND WALK ON THOSE FINGERS that is cladded in gloves that you use to punch in criminals’ faces with like the amount of nasty stuff on those gloves holy shit

firm believer dick’s tolerant for anything atp like he could go out to eat with his friends or family, oh no! the food was poisoned and he’d make the culprit damn confused how his ass still standing questioning themselves if they’d forgotten to lace his particular dish

#like im convinced this man eats medium rare chicken and gives the chicken salmonella #could eat*#or eat idk he might do it for the bit #its 4am i havent slept and got a vivid flashback to that one panel where wally was like ??? ew when dick swiped a beige brown thing from the #ground and licked it also another of him literally shoving two fingers covered in whatever the hel in his mouth looking all serious like boy #also several panels of him snacking nom nom and scooping ice cream with a battarang this mans gives not over three fucks #hes got the eating habits of a college student buried 6ft under student loans living on campus while abroad (certified by my friend who is #that exact college student hes been eating weird shit fr ive been begging for him to look up easy cooking recipes of food he might like but #he prefers to keep to his concerning dietary of energy drinks and whatever random shit he bought on discount slapped together istg that man #is gonna get scurvy but he wont listen the shithead)#nightwing #dick grayson #rant #ranbles #ramble #hoodie’s ranble

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