#also richard's 🍑

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gelsenkirchen 🥹💋 30.07.24

[endlich-allein]

Rammstein, Unipol Arena, Bologna, Italy, 26-04-2013 © Alice Lane Zombie

[ebonyheartnet]

Danny took a deep breath. He’d waited in the park to tell the heroes to mind their business, but they were already geared up for a fight. The blue leeched out of his eyes as he looked at the four teenagers.

“Listen, I’m on vacation after finals,” he said softly. “Kindly fuck off and let me get my goddamn coffee.”

“You reek of death magic,” Raven challenged.

“And you talk a lot of shit for a half demon,” Danny fired back.

Beast Boy growled as Raven flinched, but Danny just rolled his eyes.

“Whatever daddy issues you have are your own business, just like what I do as a civilian—on vacation—is mine, okay?” Danny turned away from them and started walking. “Your internalized prejudice doesn’t make me a threat, it makes you irritating as fuck. Just leave me alone and there will be no problems.”

Robin stepped up then and managed to say the most horrifying phrase to ever be said:

“You wouldn’t run if you had nothing to hide.”

Danny stopped, turned around, and put up a shield around the Titans. It got smaller and smaller as he took his time walking towards them, with each attack being absorbed harmlessly. When he was only a few feet away from their barely cramped bubble, he stopped.

“I don’t like you, and you haven’t fucking earned this,” Danny hissed. “Unfortunately, if someone doesn’t get this through your heads, I’ll be in charge of your annoying asses before you can grow up. Can everybody keep their mouths shut for this teachable moment or do I have to gag you?”

Beast Boy tried to say something, but a snowball hit him in the face.

“Anyone else?” Danny asked.

The rest of the Titans only glared as they stepped in front of Beast Boy.

“So first of all, you’re all a few years older than I was when I started the hero thing. It sucked.”

Danny grinned as that sunk in. It was a mean, petty thing, and he was only getting started on the trauma dumping.

“The eldritch ghosts I was fighting thought I was just an asshole keeping them out of an amusement park, and the humans I fought thought I was a non-sentient abomination trying to cull humanity. I was a child who had just died, and also the only one who could stop both sides from hurting people.” Danny’s smile got tight. “I was threatened, hunted, experimented on, and tortured by both sides for their amusement. I did my best for over 5 years, until I could destroy my own grave to make it stop.”

Raven’s face crumpled, and Danny nodded.

“So you know I’m stuck here, and that I’m going to End one day,” Danny said. “I willingly gave up my Beginning to make sure that every miserable, ungrateful fuck I’ve ever dealt with didn’t destroy a decent chunk of the known universe.”

“How did you even manage to do it?” Raven asked.

“I died codependent as fuck, and my primary driving force is being helpful, with an emphasis on protection,” Danny said bluntly. “Limiting my Infinity saved a decent chunk of the universe, so the math was mathing. It still took a year for me to work up the nerve though.”

“So you’re going to die?” Beast Boy asked tentatively.

“He’s already dead, and he sacrificed the chance to ever move on,” Raven corrected.

“It’s actually worse than that,” Danny said, transforming. “When I died, I got stuck halfway. It’s a crap shoot on whether I’m going to End as soon as my human side fails, or if I’m just going to be an immortal who ages normal—you okay there, spooky?”

Raven looked like she was about to be sick, and Danny was actually getting concerned. He didn’t think that over-exposure to ectoplasmic energy was toxic to her demonic side, but Ancients knew if there was some bullshit he’d missed. Just as he was about to drop the shield to check, she managed to speak up.

“My apologies, King Pariah, I didn’t recognize you,” she said, practically shaking.

“Ope!” Danny started slapping out the crown. “Right title, but wrong guy! Remember the hero bullshit? I kicked his ass in single combat and accidentally won the whole dimension.”

“So let me make sure I’ve got this right,” Cyborg said slowly. “We just chased an ex-hero, turned inter-dimensioal royalty, across the city because we did the magical equivalent of racial profiling?”

“Inter-dimensional god-king, and the old one scared Trigon,” Raven clarified.

“I need to question my white friends more before I agree to shit,” Cyborg muttered into his hands.

“Not gonna lie, that’s the smartest thing Tucker’s ever done,” Danny said.

Looking at the brats, Danny sighed and dropped the shield. They all seemed properly ashamed and terrified, so he just needed to hammer one last nail into the coffin.

“So, everyone gets that they need to think before they jump to conclusions, right? We’ve all internalized it?”

Everyone nodded, and Danny clapped his hands.

“Great, let’s never do this again! Just so you know, that wasn’t even me wearing kid gloves, I was using a baby blanket. It won’t happen again! You though,” Danny pointed at Robin, “You’re going to call Papa Bat and ask for more lessons on deescalation.”

“I’m not doing that,” Robin said, crossing his arms.

“You sure about that, kid?” Danny raised an eyebrow. “You just harassed me based off of a hunch, heard me say, “I’m not a problem, I’m just on vacation,” and goaded me into attacking when I was trying to leave.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m not talking to him,” Robin said through his teeth.

“Then you leave me no choice,” Danny said with as much fake sadness as he could muster. He pulled out his phone and hit speed dial.

“Phantom speaking. This is a business call, so I’ll keep it short: Please tell your grandson to stop assuming the worst without evidence, and also to stop provoking said presumed threats.” Danny casually put the shield back up as Dick lunged for him. “If I was actually what they thought I was, he and his friends would’ve been wiped from existence about 10 minutes ago.”

“Noted,” said Alfred.

“Thanks, A, you’re the best,” Danny said fondly.

The line disconnected as Robin continued to yell frantic apologies, but Danny just waved before turning invisible. He hovered over the kids to wait.

Less than 3 minutes later, Robin’s comm started blaring with a priority alert.

DP X Teen Titans

Danny ends up in jump city for no fucking reason and Raven's magic bs detector goes fucking ringing. Shoots up off the couch, scares the shit out of everyone and storms off to find out wtf just entered the city limits. Everyone is stunned and just rush to follow her.

Danny on the other hand just wants a fucking coffee. He's in a coffee shop, faced with the longest line he's ever been in and in a shit mood when some purple bitch in a swimsuit and cloak comes at him radiating angry magic.

"Nope"

And just fucking dissappears.

Everyone else in the coffeshop is caught off guard by the fact that raven, the creepy-cool hot occulist lady just chased some poor meta put of the coffee shop, but then the rest of the teen fucking titans burst though the door!

And this repeats and repeats at every coffee shop in the city over and over and it's a massive social media trend to guess where Raven's gonna storm in next.

Eventually Danny's sick of this shit and sticks around long enough for all the Teen Titans to catch up.

Danny: I just want a damn coffee, leave me alone!

Raven: yeah sure, I don't fucking know what you are but it sure isn't good!

Danny: oh my god, just respect my privacy and leave me the fuck alone!

Beast Boy, who would side with Raven 100% of the time: How do we know your not a supervillain or something?

Danny: Benefit of the doubt, just like any other goddamn citizen! And I'm a SuperHero anyways.

Beast Boy: really?

Danny: retired, but yeah.

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🍑Using this prompt list.

🍆Second year. Gotta kick butt, I swear. (I am also completing last years, don't look at me.)

🍑I've used a random generator to choose which kink out of the options and which character(s) to use. I wanted to write for a different Oscar Isaac character each day.

Pink text means that the fic is completed, and will definitely be coming out on the correct day.

Rydal Keener - Overstimulation

Jack Mojave - Edgeplay

Outcome 3 - Drinking Game

Steven Grant - Collars

Michael Perry - Biting

Poe Dameron - Sex Work

Laurent Le Claire - Thigh Riding

Lleywn Davis - Fingering

Cecil Dennis - Sex Pollen

King John - Toys

Nathan Bateman - Threesome

Jake Lockley - Floor Sex

Orderly!Blue - Shower

Shiv - Begging

Standard - Slow & Soft

Orestes - Public Sex

Bud Cooper - Frottage

Shimmer!Kane - Psychic Bonds

Club!Blue - Masturbation

Richard Mũnoz - Filming

Robbie Paulson - Bondage

Anselm Vogelweide - Smoking

Miguel O'Hara - Can't Get To Sleep

Jonathan Levy - On The Counter

William Tell - Sleepy Sex

Duke Leto Atredis - Marking

Santiago Pope Garcia - Body Worship

Marc Spector - Face Sitting

Basil Stilt - Hair Pulling

Abel Morales - Afternoon Delight

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Couple Songs Playlist Headcanons - Mareach and Luaisy Edition

When I was more active in the JoJo’s Bizarre adventure community on Instagram around 2019-2022, I was part of the art and ocs community.

Many people started doing stuff like making Spotify playlists of songs that describe their Oc and other oc relationship aspects. I remember finding this SUPER fun to do. And I miss it. So, I decided to try it out with Mario and Peach first! (Just a teeny break from my much-loved Luaisy fixation!)

So without further ado, here’s a list of songs based on what I can find in my (Many) Spotify playlists. A bit challenging to find good ones!

This will have labels indicating indicating who’s mostly singing about who. Either one person referring to the other, or a Duet that includes both at the same time.

❤️MarioxPeach🍑

- Mario to Peach -

On one side, Mario would have the thought that Peach is simply so amazing. Someone so elegant, pure and beautiful. Someone just way out of his league. These thoughts would often show through hints of resistance at first. He and the Princess are just friends…right?

But the moment he fully accepts his feelings, he becomes so outspoken of his love. So some songs I’ve decided to choose from my playlist, tend to be about wondering if Peach feels for him, like he feels for her. A bit of doubt. But other than that, he shows protectiveness, Being her shield to danger. Also A bit more impulsive, energetic and upbeat in some parts. But with no matter what, he will always give her words of reassurance to make sure everything is okay.

• Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows

• Dance - Tim Halperin

• Aquaman - Walk The Moon

• I’ll Always Return - Bryan Adams (Rock Version)

• Nintendo - Todd Carrey (This is more of a comedic tone to it haha)

- Peach to Mario -

Very sweet, reflective and thoughtful. The type of love that whenever she thinks of her hero, she gets so fluttery and bashful on the inside. She is more reserved her feelings though, so some songs may reflect her denying a bit. But ultimately, they all lead to just wholeheartedly accepting her feelings.

• Fallin’ for you - Colbie Callait

• Tightrope - Michelle Williams

• Lover - Taylor Swift

• Next to You - Jordin Sparks

• I feel the Earth Move - Olivia Ong

- Duets -

• The Fighter - Kieth Urban Ft Carrie Underwood

• Waiting for a Star to Fall - Boy Meets Girl

• Am I Feeling Love? - Steve Lively and Bobbi Page ( The Thief and The Cobbler unfinished film, titled ‘Arabian Knight’ for the Miramax version where this song is made.

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💚LuigyXDaisy🌼

- Luigi to Daisy -

Luigi is the more sentimental type. One who thinks about the deeper meaning of his feelings. The one who’s able to find sweet comparisons and words when describing love with Daisy. He knows how timid he is. How easily scared he could be. Which is why He holds such admiration of how much of a free-spirited character she is. So some of his songs will reflect almost awe in her character. How much her presence alone just brings his feelings to life.

• Crush - David Archuleta

• Nothing I’ve ever known - Bryan Adams

• So Close - John Mclaughlin

• All That you are - Goo Goo Dolls

• Into the Night - Santana Ft Chad Kroger

- Daisy to Luigi -

The theme I tried to go with Daisy is of a supportive figure, or one that drives Luigi to improve and be the best of himself. Her words may seem to be a bit more forward with some songs. But mostly, she’s the one who has more of her feelings on her sleeve, and will have no problem expressing them more. She reflects more of the intense passion.

• Better When i’m Dancing - Meghan Trainor

• I’m Feeling You - Michelle Branch

• Brave - Sarah Bareilles

• My Superstar - Jessie J

• Kiss me Crazy - Kaci Battaglia

- Duets -

• Wild - Troy Sivan Ft Alesia Cara (A bit more of an intimate song?)

• At the Beginning - Richard Marx and Donna Lewis

• Don’t Let Go - Bryan Adams and Sarah Mclachlan

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Office Hours, Part 27

Summary: Lorelei Browning has just secured a job as an assistant professor at Exeter College in Oxford. Naturally, she is eager to prove herself and meet every challenge sent her way, but what she does not expect is the tall, handsome stranger who will quickly become much more than a colleague…

Relationship: Richard Armitage x OC (Professor AU)

Word Count: 2.9k

Rating: E

A/N: @xxbyimm​ has been asking for a detailed description of Richard's 🍑 for a while now, so I hope you all enjoy that detail 😈 Thanks for your endless support of this fic @xxbyimm​💙

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Beatrice and I spend the weekend sightseeing around Oxford. I bring her to museums and my favourite bookshops, then give her a tour of the botanic gardens, where the freshly bloomed hellebores and crocuses greet us under the morning sun. Richard also invites us to supper at his house, and we spend the evening eating, drinking, and laughing. Before I know it, I am driving Beatrice back to the train station on Sunday and she returns to Edinburgh, though this time, I am comforted by the knowledge that our separation will be much shorter. 

The last week of the winter term goes by even faster. Between tutorials, office hours, meetings, and papers to correct, I have no time for myself, and I can only hope that the break before the spring semester will be filled with sleep and alone time with Richard. On the last day of the term, however, I am simply grateful that I have no classes in the morning, and thus I can sleep in. 

Or at least, I thought I would be able to sleep in. 

Richard groans as his alarm goes off for the second time. And for the second time, he buries his face deeper into my hair and ignores it. 

“If you let it ring another time, I’ll push you off the bed,” I groan in warning, my eyes still closed as I try to fall back asleep.

Richard chuckles and reaches out to turn off his alarm before hugging me tighter. “Someone is grouchy this morning.” 

“Because your stupid alarm woke me up—twice,” I mumble, burying my head under the duvet. 

“Will you forgive me if I cook you breakfast?” 

I slowly peer over the duvet and turn to face him. “Eggs? And toast?” 

“I even got strawberries and the veggie breakfast sausages you like.” 

“You did?” 

He nods. 

“I’ll be right there.” 

Smiling, he leans in to kiss me softly before walking toward the bathroom, not bothering to get dressed yet. His skin is pale and soft in the grey morning light, and as he stretches, his muscles flex, creating folds in his back like ripples in water. Then my eyes drift down to the dimple at the base of his spine and the firmness of his bottom. That image lingers in my mind until he returns to the bedroom, this time offering me a view of his length, which sways along to his steps. He seems lost in his thoughts and only notices my stare when he looks up at me while pulling on his briefs. Even from the other end of the room, I do not fail to notice the way his eyes darken. 

“Don’t look at me like that—I’ll be late for work,” he says playfully, but the low rumble of his voice is proof that he means it. 

I giggle, and my heart grows light and warm at the tender smile he offers me before stepping out of the bedroom. With a content sigh, I press my face into the pillows, breathing in his comforting scent. Despite the annoyance of his alarm waking me up when I could have slept in, I much prefer sleeping here than at my flat. We have only been dating for six months, but already, this house has begun to feel like home. Richard feels like home. Once, that realization might have alarmed me, but now, my heart is overjoyed.

When I finally manage to drag myself out of bed, I slip on my sweatpants to shield myself from the morning draft that has settled in the house. Even through my thick wool socks, I feel the coldness of the old wooden floors, so when I step into the kitchen, I rush to wrap my arms around Richard and press myself into his back to steal his warmth.

“Why is it so bloody freezing in here? It’s almost April—it’s supposed to be spring!” 

Richard lowers the heat on the stove and turns around, wrapping his arms around me. “Why don’t you put on a jumper? You’ll be much warmer already.” 

I shake my head. “No, I prefer your T-shirt.” 

“Then stop complaining and help me with breakfast,” he says playfully as he squeezes me tight, causing me to chuckle. 

Instead of helping him, however, I hug him even tighter and say, “Don’t go to work. Stay here and cuddle with me.”

It’s his turn to chuckle. “I would love that, but I have important meetings today.” 

“What kind of meetings?” 

“Oh—just a boring thing with the Shakespeare Quarterly.” The way he stumbles over his answer turns my stomach in knots. When he quickly changes the subject, I become even more convinced that he is lying. I recall Beatrice’s advice and William’s concern and gather my courage. 

“Richard?” I swallow past the lump in my throat as he meets my eyes. “You’d tell me if something was stressing you—at work, for example—right?”

Guilt clouds his gaze, but he merely says, “Of course. And don’t worry—I’m just really busy and tired because of the end of the term.” The smile he offers then me tells me yet again that this tender man I love with my whole heart could never lie to me. It is simply not him. “Let’s eat now. Otherwise, I’ll be very late for work—or was that your plan all along?” 

Despite my unease, I laugh as I shake my head. “Am I that transparent?” 

We continue to laugh and tease each other as we enjoy breakfast. Afterwards, Richard rushes to get ready and leave on time. I try not to let my thoughts turn back to distrust and suspicion as I clean the kitchen, then take a long shower. But despite the lovely morning we shared and how much I trust and love Richard, a voice at the back of my head refuses to stop doubting. 

 ***

 At the college, the excitement of the imminent holiday momentarily makes everyone forget about the stress surrounding finals. In my last tutorials, discussions of the ending of Beowulf lapse into conversations about everyone’s holiday plans. I cannot blame my students, but this only heightens my longing for relaxation, and unfortunately, I still have tons of assignments to correct before I am officially on holiday. 

I find myself daydreaming about lazy mornings in bed with Richard and quiet walks around the city as I sit in my office later that day, the pile of unmarked papers before me begging for my attention. Richard reassured me this morning he was simply busy with the end of the term, so I can only hope that that really is the only thing that has stood between us these past few weeks and that soon, everything will go back to normal. I have to believe there is nothing more going on because I have to believe that Richard is not hiding anything from me—that he is not lying to me. 

“Lorelei—am I interrupting anything?” 

Professor Bennett’s voice suddenly pulls me out of my thoughts, and I look up to find him standing in the doorway, his shirt lightly stained with chalk. 

“Not at all!” I say, inviting him in with a kind smile. “How are you?” 

“Excellent! You?” 

“Looking forward to the break,” I reply with a chuckle, causing him to laugh.

“You and me both,” he replies. “I just wanted to wish you a good break before I left. And I also wanted to ask if you got the email about the teaching awards?” he asks, referring to the prize awarded to professors for their outstanding teaching, based on student nominations. 

“I did!” 

“Good, good. You know, Richard’s won the departmental award for the past two years.”

“Really?” I exclaim in surprise.

“Yes!” Professor Bennett nods and smiles. “But based on what I’ve been hearing from students about you, I daresay he’ll have competition this year.” 

“Oh, I don’t know if I want to be in that position,” I reply playfully, causing him to laugh. “Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were,” he says, and his compliment, as subtle as it is, makes me smile proudly. “Alright, I won’t keep you. Have a nice break, Lorelei.” 

“You, too, Michael!” I say as he slips out of the door. 

I try to focus attention on the papers I desperately need to correct, but unable to help myself, I soon make my way toward Richard’s office. The door is open, and I try not to make a sound as I glance inside. His office is messier than usual during the final weeks of the term. Unmarked exams and essays cover almost every surface that is not full of books, and three empty coffee mugs sit forgotten on the corner of his desk. A soft smile floats to my face as I watch him for a moment; his tired eyes are fixed on his computer screen, and as a sigh escapes his mouth, he runs a hand through his unruly hair. Then, he finally notices me standing in the doorway and offers me a tired smile. 

“Lorelei,” he says as he closes his laptop. 

“You look exhausted,” I point out, shutting the door behind me. 

He shakes his head. “I’m fine. It’s only that this student could have written the same argument in half as few words.” 

Smiling apologetically, I walk toward him, then wrap my arms around him. He sighs contentedly and sinks closer into my embrace, allowing me to press a kiss atop his head. 

“Why don’t you go home? All this can wait until tomorrow.” 

“I can’t. I have a meeting with a student in an hour,” he replies as he slides his arms around my waist to pull me even closer. 

Burying my fingers in his hair, I close my eyes and let myself forget about all the work I have to do, his warm body against mine a welcome reminder that soon, this hectic term will be over, and we will have more time to devote to each other. 

“So is there a particular reason for your very pleasant visit in my office?” he asks after a long moment of silence as his thumbs gently caress my waist. 

“Actually, I was just talking with Michael before and he told me something rather interesting…” I begin, unable to hold back my smile. 

“Oh?”

“Apparently you’ve been nominated favourite professor for the past two years.” 

“Oh, that.” Richard clears his throat, a sheepish blush blooming on his cheeks. “Yeah, I have.” 

“Why didn’t you tell me? That’s amazing!” 

He chuckles. “When was I supposed to tell you? Right when we met?” Then he puts on a serious expression and holds out his hand as if in greeting. “Hello, I’m Professor Armitage. I’ve been nominated favourite professor by students two years in a row. How do you do?” 

I laugh and say, “Well, I might have shagged you earlier if you had.” 

Richard’s laughter joins mine, and he shakes his head. “If only I’d known.” 

Still smiling, I lean closer to rub my nose against him before bringing my lips to his in a tender kiss. His beard tickles my skin as our mouths fall lazily together, already soft and open. Richard hugs me closer as one of my hands slips to the back of his head, my fingers tangling themselves in his curls. The office around us fades away, and I am transported back to a Saturday morning spent in bed, kissing each other until our lips were swollen and the sun was high in the sky. 

When I am forced to break the kiss to catch my breath, Richard groans and tightens his hold on me. “That feels nice,” he says in a low, rumbling voice. His eyes are still closed, his eyelashes comfortably resting atop his cheeks, and as I raise a hand to trace the line of his brows, I notice that already, his face seems softer, more relaxed. 

Ignoring the time and place, I kiss him once more, this time more hungrily, as I suck on his lower lip, demanding entry. My tongue slips between his parted lips, tasting the sweetness of his love and passion as his fingers dig into the flesh of my hips. It suddenly hits me just how busy we have both been lately; it has been longer than either of us can bear since we were last intimate, and only the thought of being interrupted by a student or colleague keeps me from taking off my clothes and straddling his lap. As though he has just had the same realization, Richard pulls back, breathing heavily, his mouth half open. But the look in his eyes—that all too familiar darkened intensity—sends a wave of warmth through me and causes me to ignore reason. I know it is unwise and unprofessional, but I cannot stop myself, and Richard does need to relax, so slowly, I kneel before him in the small space behind his desk. 

“Lorelei…” Richard speaks in a tortured whisper that sends shivers down my spine. I know that tone very well. It is a warning—a warning that I should not continue and that if I do, he will not be able to stop me. The thought makes me grow warm, and when I make no effort to stand up, I notice how his trousers grow tighter at the apex of his thighs. 

With a soft but far-from-innocent smile, I look up to meet his gaze. My body grows warm at the burning passion in his deep blue eyes, and I reach out to caress him. Even through the fabric of his trousers—which cling to his muscles in a way that never fails to arouse me—I can feel his strength. And as my hand lingers there, slowly moving to his inner thigh to caress him, his skin grows warmer. I tease him some more, waiting for him to shift in his seat impatiently before I reach up to unbuckle his belt. A moment later, it falls to the floor with a soft cling, but the quiet peace that reigns in the room is quickly broken by the deep moan that escapes his throat when I slip my hand under his trousers to touch him.

He is impossibly warm and growing harder as I trail my fingers along his length, causing him to gasp. The sound brings a smile to my lips, and I eagerly pull down his briefs as much as possible while he remains seated. The soft hairs curling at the base tickle my skin as I wrap my hand around him. A groan rumbles deep in his throat as he grips his chair tightly, and in no time, moisture spills from the tip of his shaft while I press my thighs together and feel my own arousal soaking my knickers. 

“Lorelei, please …” he groans pleadingly, but I merely shake my head and bring a finger to my lips to remind him to be silent. 

Never tearing my eyes from him, I lower my head to take him into my mouth. I shiver as his hands come to rest in my hair, fisting but not guiding, and when I trail my tongue along the underside of his shaft, he actually whimpers. His salty taste is so intoxicating that it is difficult for me to hold back, but I force myself to caress him slowly, lazily, one of my hands touching the parts of him my mouth cannot reach. Already, I can feel his climax building as he hardens in my mouth and his hands tighten their hold on my hair. Despite telling Richard to remain quiet, I cannot hold back my moan, which causes him to moan in return. The sweet tension in my core is almost unbearable, and even if the feeling of my jeans rubbing me as I squeeze my thighs alleviates some of it, it can never compare with Richard’s touch. The rest of the day will pass painfully slowly. But at this moment, that seems less important. All that matters to me now is bringing him over the edge, so I take him in as deep as I can and move faster, and in no time, he tenses under me and spills himself in my mouth. 

I continue to taste him until he slumps back in his chair, his loud, uneven breaths the only sound in the room. As I pull back, I feel some of his warm, salty release dripping down my chin, and when I raise a hand to clean myself, then lick my fingers, Richard groans once more and clumsily pulls me onto his lap. 

“Fuck, Lorelei … sweetheart,” he whispers breathlessly, his voice low and hoarse in the way it always is after he climaxes. 

Giggling, I lean in to kiss him deeply, my heart hammering and my core throbbing with need. When I manage to pull away, I sigh and reluctantly say, “I should go now.” 

Richard groans, his arms tightening their hold on me. “What about you?” 

I am more than used to his thoughtfulness by now, but my heart flutters in my chest nonetheless. “I was thinking we could take a break from our research and corrections tonight….”

Richard smiles at my suggestive tone. “I like the sound of that.” 

I kiss him once more, then disentangle myself from his embrace. “I’ll see you later then.” 

“Wait—” he says suddenly as he reaches for my hand. “Could you wear that black set I like, the one with the corset?” 

Raising my eyebrows, I bite back my smile as I lean in to bring my lips to his. “I’ll see what I can do,” I whisper teasingly before walking out of his office, feeling his heated gaze on my back.

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[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

After watching the gif of Paul's jiggly butt for an unknown amount of time I started experiencing Thoughts again. Those were: (1) I need a gif picture frame were I could load this on and then just have it on my desk at work like others have like family pictures (2) I remembered Paul also has a very peachy smooth looking booty on one of the pics from Halloween show where they are walking down some corridor (3) whose hand is this - Robert's? And finally (4) There are lamps that are shaped like butts and are made of some jiggly material that light up when you slap them. Why can't we have six of these molded after the Rammguys butts as a 30 years anniversary thing and as a rememberance thing of the special 6 dildo edition (and this time it really is their body parts). Okay, thinking done, going back to watching 🍑👀

i'm a firm believer in 1 picture says more than 1000 words (and a gif sayseven more) so

1. (from post by @wtfmargot )

2. very peachy 🍑 (don'tknow why people say he has no butt...or you all trying to get him to say "why don't you come over here and check that in person")

3. yeah in this video i think it is Snowwhite (aka Robert 😊)

4. had a look and...

that is a *brilliant* merch idea! (although Richard's would probably have to come with a warning to leave enough room when hanging it on a wall, to be able to walk around it safely 😊)

but unfortunately...

🥺

although....maybe Rammstein bought the copyright...? Hmmm...better keep an eye on the rammshop site 😊

🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

[morgana-lefay]

[Adding the contributions I've seen so far, to make a big master post of this, because I'm loving it all! Thank you for enjoying my silly "cheat version". 🖤] So here we go.

↠ Richard Z. Kruspe @meinewellemeinstrand, presented this beautiful compilation, with special reference to Italian singer Loredana Bertè as inspiration for RZK's character. After a quick google search, I can see the resemblance.

There's also, @marimayscarlett, of course, presenting us a mix between our Dark Lord and a different Lord, of the Elvish kind. Interesting mix, if I might say. Here we have a curious suggestion on the *food* part, as the man himself. Well, I've been hearing and reading for the last few months how he's "a whole meal", so I'm assuming that's more than accurate.

↠ Paul "ray of sunshine" Landers Next up: @dandysnob, who gives us a lovely "out-and-about-enjoying-life" version of Paul. Especial attention to the character, that, apparently, is "Don Matteo". Quick search again (The Italian Squad ™ is quite the hands-full, I tell you!) and it seems it's a priest from an Italian TV show who, long-story short, is a very empathetic and clever person, very keen on helping solving crimes with his special skills. Okay, I take it. It fits well in our little man, also a people's person.

@in--my--tears, apparently couldn't resist either to the Dark Side of the "cheat version". 😎

Interesting to see that, as much as little Paule from Berlin is a beautiful sunshine, he gets Winter as *season* in both cases. Especial notice to that rare bread, not often seen, but always appreciated - the Coccolinosaurus 🦖. (the crime hole is also here, I can feel it's presence...Don't make any sudden moves...🤫👀)

↠ A Rammstein mix with a twist: @vulnerant-omnes, chose to show us her vibe with gifs (when we look at the first one we soon understand why...), mixing a bit of two loves. [Editor's note: I'm reposting her gifs, for the sake of keeping the essence of the original post].

(by now, we're already seeing she's up to no good here.) Animal 🐉

(told ya...)

Place 🔥

Plant 🌱

Character 👾

Season ❄️

Hobby 💃🏻

Food 🍑

Colour 🖤

Drink 🍷

Rammstein meets Depeche Mode, or "a day in the life of Réka" (we can talk about copyrights arrangements over this line later). ↠ Mr. Flake Lorenz @wizzardclown, as I gathered, is a High representative of the Goose Church and brings us a variety of looks from said Goose.

Interesting choice of *place*, if I may add.

🌟🌺🏵️🍀✨ Go on Pinterest and search *Animal* *Place* *Plant* *Character* *Season* *Hobby* *Food* *Color* *Drink* the first photo of each that appears, that's your vibe. Share this message to 10 people ✨🍀🏵️🌺🌟

Hello, lovely Miss Näd. 😊 Thank your for the ask. I already did this cute thing here. BUT, I feel like we can get a bit creative, while using the same "search" parameters, on that same order (just not following the Pinterest rule)... 🤔

Let's start here:

Now let's add more:

Yup. This is definitely my vibe.

[EDIT: Feel free to reblog this and keep it going with your favourites or a different version of mine!]

[dawninlatin]

My reactions while reading HOSAB for those who are interested😌

OBVIOUSLY major spoilers below the cut!

-The Hind: *does literally anything*

Me: *laughs nervously* am I attracted to this?😳

-Hunt cut his hair?! I mean he’s still hot, but the mental gymnastics I have to do to change my image of a fictional character-

-I never learned the difference between Flynn and Declan, and at this point it’s too late😬👉👈

-«Remind me why you guys still need to wait for solstice to do the deed.» Because they have like three brain cells combined, June

-Alriiiiiiight Ruhn, we’re off to a good start😀

-I don’t like this Cormac dude😑

-We finally know the Autumn King’s name!!! And while it might sound exotic, it’s also hilarious, as it is the Norwegian equavilent of like Richard or something💀

-I hate this Cormac dude🤢

-SYRINX😍✨😁🤩 i missed you my boy🥰😍💛😩

-Hypaxia?! The HIND?! Tea has been spilled☕️

-Hunt and Syrinx is my favourite duo:) They remind me of a dad and the pet he absolutely didn’t want to get:):)

-Not me forgetting about Lehabah😭🤚

-Of course Danika had something to do with this😩

-While I am desperate for Bryce and Hunt to just get over it and fuck already, I love seeing them so domestic🥰

-BRYCE NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO THINK OF YOUR MY LITTLE PONY COLLECTION

-The Hind is making me feel things. Weird things.

-If evil why sexy?😩

-Hunt is such a bro i love him

-Yay sleepover💅🏻

-Omg Adidas is back👟

-👁👄👁

-The woman was too stunned to speak

-Now I understand why everyone freaked out over chapter 15:)

-Bryce, basically: He might be an alphahole, but he’s *my* alphahole🥰🌸

-Sarah, I’m giving you a big goldstar for really improving your diversity👏 Like Bryce thinking it was wrong to assume Hunt’s sexuality? Who even are you??

-Damn Bryce👀🥵

-🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

-Ithan, please, kindly FUCK OFF

-I’m calling it now, the Star-Eater is Hunt’s father

-Oh no he’s licking feet again🦶

-THEY’RE MATES🥰😍😩✨🌸💛😌

-Hi Under-King🥰🌸

-👁👄👁

-Bye Under-King🏃‍♀️💨

-I know I should be worried that the Hind is here but SHE DOES WEIRD THINGS TO ME OKAY

-He’s Danika’s WHAT? Once more, the woman was too stunned to speak-

-That was a fucking jumpscare

-Go Sabine tho👌👈

-THE HIND🥵👅😏👄

-Bryce I love your sense of humor😭💀🍆

-Baxian just wants fwiends🥺👉👈

-Jk he’ll probably betray them…

-Celestina wtf?!😠

-THANOS?!?! What in the MCU

-Omg I feel so sad for Baxian🥺🥺🥺🥺 I can’t handle it if he ends up being evil

-Awwwwwwww they’re basically playing fifa together😍🥺 Just two bros, broing🤜🤛

-📞🍆🍑💦😏😩🥵👅👀

-This agent Daybright….I am onto something😑 I don’t know what, but it’s definitely something…

-There’s something hot about Hunt getting all psychotic whenever Bryce is in danger🔥😩

-FINALLY👌👈🍑🍆💦😩🥵👅✨🔥

-BAXIAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEAAAAAAASE DON’T TURN OUT TO BE A DICK

-fwiends?🥺👉👈😔🥰🌸

-Ahahahahhahahahah Flynn is hilarious

-Just three boys trying not to get yelled at by their dad😌

-Is now a good moment to admit that I’m also weirdly attracted to the Viper Queen?😩

-She got him a family😭🥺

-Though I feel like this is a kinda bad idea that’s gonna end with me crying because someone just tragically died

-THE SMUT😩😩😩😩😩😩

-If I ever see the Autumn King I’m gonna 🤜🧍‍♂️🕳

-The guys basically adopting Ithan🥺😭

-Omg roomies🤜🤛

-THE HARPY?!?! She’s not even the sexy kind of evil, just evil evil😳

-Oh nevermind I just had a mild heart attack

-Wait, wait, wait, wait

-THE HIND?!?😩🥵💦

-I’m probably an idiot for thinking it’s her but Sarah always makes them hot for a reason🧐

-CELESTINA AND HYPAXIA?!

-I am shooketh-

-SARAH I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS🏳️‍🌈💛🧎‍♀️

-Tharion, even I can tell this is a bad idea

-If Day really is The Hind-

-My girl deserves better🥺

-NOT THE FEET🦶💀🤚

-You deny it, Hunt, but I know you🧐

-UMMMMMMMM

-😩🥵💦

-I still think Apollion is Hunt’s father🧐

-Bryce is a #girlboss

-BAXIAN😭🥺😩💛✨🌸🔥😍

-I knew I could trust you🥰 (I think, I still have 100 pages left)

-Him and Danika?!💔😭

-This book keeps shocking me and I👏am👏here👏for👏it👏

-I feel so bad for Bryce tho🥺

-Oh, this is a bad idea…

-Not the only Fendyr heir?!? My head is gonna explode

-I’m actually glad I got the ending spoiled, because I don’t think I could’ve handled a shock that big after this

-Pierced nipple?? Um, hello🥵

-«I want it real» 😭🤚

-Could Bryce be the seventh Asteri????

-I’m so nervous my heart is racing

-STICK TO THE PLAN YOU IDIOTS

-Not able to form thoughts at the moment

-But fuck the Asteri🖕🖕🖕

-Wait are they talking about illyrians now???

-After this, I’m gonna need a nap

-If I’ll ever be able to sleep again

-THE VILLAIN MONOLOGUE SELF AWARENESS💀😂

-THE DUSK COURT?!?!

-And are we also talking about Throne of Glass fae now?!?

-If so, Bryce, can you just please take a detour to Erilea to check in on manorian on your way back?🥺👉👈

-I don’t know why I get so surprised when everything goes to hell by the end of each book…

-Rip Cormac😔

-THE HIND👏😩😭😍🥰✨

-I FUCKING LOVE YOU

-also….i knew it

-They’re👏always👏sexy👏for👏a👏reason👏

-FOR THE LAST TIME?😭

-«His enemy was his lover.» THAT’S THE BEST KIND BABY

-Rigelus you little bitch

-Celestina I ROOTED FOR YOU

-😭✌️

-I’ll read a whole book of Hunt describing Bryce’s feet if you let them live Sarah, I swear😭🦶

-I’m actually crying😭😭😭😭 I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY AND NOW HUNT’S HALO IS BACK AND THEY’RE APART AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-Nevermind we’re in Prythian now🥰🌸

-Jk I’m in so much emotional pain😀

-DADDY AZ😩

-Az….how kinky🥵

-The gang’s all here😌💃🏼

-Ahahahhahaha Nesta yelling at Cassian is so iconic

-RHYS LOOKS LIKE RUHN?

-Once more, the woman was too stunned to speak👁👄👁

-I’m gonna need 5-10 business days to process this

-But Sarah, you have DONE IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING LEGEND

[thoughtfuladventures]

Requests are *open!*

hey! :)

this is the long but complete list of what fandoms i write for and which characters (more may be added in the future).

aside from fluff (☁️), i also write lime (🍑) and lemon (🍋) a.k.a. smut.

(i only write "x reader"s.) (also please let me know if you want it gender-specific or gender-neutral!)

i do one-shots, imagines, preferences, drabbles, and headcannons of these:

TV SHOWS

Brooklyn 99

Jake Peralta

Once Upon A Time

Henry Mills

Peter Pan

David Nolan / Prince Charming

Killian Jones / Captain Hook

Jefferson / Mad Hatter

Sheriff Graham / Huntsman

August Booth

Robin Hood

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel (includes Casifer!)

Lucifer

Jack Kline

Doctor Who

9th Doctor

10th Doctor

11th Doctor

12th Doctor

(BBC's) Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Jim Moriarty

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

MOVIES

Marvel (Cinematic Universe)

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson (includes variants!)

Bruce Banner

Clint Barton

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Vision (both natural and human form)

Peter Parker (Maguire, Garfield, and Holland)

Peter Quill

Doctor Stephen Strange

Scott Lang

Shang-Chi

Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver (Johnson)

Quentin Beck / Mysterio

Marvel (X-Men / Deadpool / Fantastic Four)

Wolverine

Charles Xavier (McAvoy)

Magneto (Fassbender)

Scott Summers / Cyclops (Marsden)

Quicksilver (Peters)

Wade Wilson / Deadpool

Reed Richards / Mr. Fantastic (Gruffudd)

Johnny Storm / Human Torch (Evans)

Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Newt Scamander

whew. this took embarrassingly long to make lol

anyway thank youu <3

[mrsfitzgerald]

brussel 🐬😁

[outoftheblue-if]

Me reading all the posts here and Richard got me all 🥺 😍 😘 though I know he would be very exasperated when first meeting the playful/teasing/flirty MCs I usually make 😂

Did see a question asking about if the MC would have their phone with them when they go back in time and it got me thinking how the ROs would react if MC was feeling a little home sick and was looking at photos on their phone and accidentally ended up leaving their phone out and unlocked to their picture gallery and the ROs found it while MC was not around and ended up seeing MCs picture gallery and found pictures of MC, random cute animal pics photos, memes, and maybe even some spicy/nsfw pics of MC?? 👀🍑 (MC being an adult somewhere in their 20s or 30s in this scenario)

So excited to read the demo in the future💜

I'm so happy you like Richard! ✨ He does have a lot of exasperated reactions lol. I'm so excited to write his reactions, he's so... proper it's gonna be fun to see him with all the different modern MC's. I really hope you like the demo once it’s out! 🤎

As for your question, let's say it's in the crushing/pining stage, but the ROs know MC is from the future already 👀 Under the cut, cause, as always, I don’t know how to shut up lmao

Isobel: Would be very intrigued by everything she saw from the modern day, soaking up as much knowledge as she possibly can from the photos, both about MC and their time. Would be confused as to why they have random animal pics and memes, but would appreciate the pictures of MC, feeling a twinge of affection if the photos are more candid/random, and admiring how hot MC is if they're more posed/instagram worthy. As for the spicy pics 👀 She would be very intrigued by those, smirking as she admires MC, and faintly wonders what they're for?

Max: Feels a little bad about sneaking a look at MC's private things, and only means to have a quick peak, but quickly finds themselves immersed and unable to stop. Loves the animal pics, loves every picture of MC, though a part of them worries seeing the candid pictures of MC in their old life, wondering if they would rather go back and be happier there (without Max). Mostly though, seeing all the pictures of MC going through life just makes them fall more in love. MC is so incredible to them. As for the spicy pics 👀 Max would be boggle eyed at first, then grinning appreciatively at how good MC looks, then frowns, wondering why they have those photos there and who they're for/who else has seen them??

Clara: Feels awful about going through MC's stuff, but she's soo intrigued and curious. Would love the animal pics, finding them adorable, though likely not understand the memes. All the pictures of MC though, she admires, thinking how good they always look, no matter what. She envies what an eventful life MC has had, and it only makes her more enthralled with them as a person, wanting to know even more about them. Would tell herself that each photo will be the last, and she should put it all back, but she just keeps scrolling, fascinated. As for the spicy pics 👀 She would be super flustered, blushing furiously, and would likely put the phone away immediately after that, but the image she can't get rid of so easily.

Richard: Would be reluctant to go through MC's stuff and very worried that he'll break something or mess something up, but the moment he sees images of MC... he's drawn in like a moth to a flame. Probably skips the animal pics and memes, he’s mainly only interested in MC. Every picture solidifies how much of a goner he is for them as he not only admires how attractive they are, but also how fascinating and capable they are as a person. He can’t believe how distrusting he was/how much he disliked them to begin with, because now... There’s no one he admires more. Feels like kicking himself for being such a fool in the past, and hopes, desperately hopes that MC feels the same. As for the spicy pics though 👀 He would freeze, staring at the image with mouth gaping, until his brain finally starts to compute again and he drops the phone as if burned lmao. Feels terrible for having seen that, flushing red as he tries to shove the image from his brain, but every time he sees MC it pops right back up.

William: Would also be reluctant to go through MC’s stuff, but he can’t help but... want to know more about them, know how they think and what their life was like before. Would smile and shake his head in amusement at all the animal pics and random memes, but the images of MC? He feels a pang in his chest with every image, desperate yearning making his chest ache. They’re so beautiful, and perfect, and seeing them in various states, happy, living their life, not only reminds him how painfully undeserving he is of them, but worry that their life was so much better before and that nothing he has to offer ever be able to compete. All the same, he knows without a doubt, that there is, and never will be, anyone else for him. As for the spicy pics 👀 William’s eyes would widen, his mouth going dry, before he puts the phone away immediately. That’s where he draws the line. He shouldn’t have seen that. Tries to shake it from his mind, but he can’t unsee it. Frets about MC knowing he saw it, and also why they have it/who it’s for.

Thank you so much for your ask! ✨🤎

[xxbyimm]

Sometimes I do prompt requests or I write other short drabbles that are not long enough to make the masterlist. So here’s the drabble collection that hopefully will expand in time! The content is short and sweet and easy to consume if you’re on a break at work or just don’t feel like reading a lengthy epistels. 

Also, there’s a dash of Armitage because he’s cute as fuck. 

I do hope you enjoy! xoxo

Thorin

Sleepy confession - Thorin x reader - 🍎🍑

Cold - Thorin x reader - 🍎

Trees?! - Thorin x OC - 🍑

Dancing with (bumble)bees - Thorin x reader - 🍎

Challenge your limits - Thorin x reader - 🍎🍋

Always There - Thorin x reader - 🍎

Rendez-vous - (young) Thorin x Reader - 🍑

Dwalin

Fierceless warrior - Dwalin x reader - 🍎

Secret stakeout - Nori x reader / Dwalin x reader - 🍎🍋

Richard Armitage

Work or play - Richard Armitage x reader - 🍎🍑

Perfect - Richard Armitage x reader - 🍎

[moth-mans-lover]

1. Teacups

2.Chocolate bars

3.Bubblegum

4.I honestly have no clue

5.Soda bottles (For the a e s t h e t i c)

6.Grunge

7.Headphones

8.TV Shows

9.Seasalt from crab rock pools

10.Basketball

11.Either cereal or scrambled eggs

12.Soundtrack To The Sitcom Of My Life

13.Lanyard

14.Strawberry Laces

15.The Works Of Franz Kafka

16.Legs all over the sofa or criss-cross applesauce

17.My Black Doc Martin's

18.Bright and Cold

19.Most of the time I sleep on my side but, if I'm feeling adventurous, I sleep on my bacc

20.Definitely Notebooks

21. Does Michael Bublé and Lady Gaga count ??

22.I don't actually know her name, but this older woman who came to our secondary school and was the only girl from our school in the 50s to take science in college and university and get a degree. There were only 11 people in her class, all boys. I spoke to her about feminism and climate change and LGBT+ and what I wanted to do and she told me that if I keep the attitude I have now -- she thinks good thibgs will come of it and hopes to see me make it big.

23.Out of the blue just re-organising draws and cupboards and dishes that are stacked in the wrong way because it makes me uncomfortable. Which is strange because my room is a mess ???

24.Maybe Opal, Padparadscha or Malachite

25.It was either Bad Romance by Lady Gaga or Born This Way

26.Sit outside and read a book (fanfiction)

27.Sit inside and read a book (also fanfiction)

28.Crush Culture by conan gray

Girls Like Girls by hayley kiyoko

Gossip Girl by grace vanderwaal

Girls/Girls/Boys by panic! at the disco

Young Volcanoes by fall out boy

29.Talk to me about poetry, marvel or mental illness ???

30.The willow tree in this garden/park type place, me and my best friend sit there in the summer and read/write/study/cry

31.My Doc Martin's with this deep blue vintage style dress with with oriental fans on it. It's super our there; considering the area I live is swamped with chavs who won the same tracksuit but don't workout. It makes me feel confident I have my own individual style that they don't??? Idk man

32."YEET"

"I ALMOST DROPPED MY CROISSANT"

"FRE SHA VA CA DO"

"Hurricane Katrina?? mORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA--"

"WTF, RICHARD ??"

33. That's not very Ca$H MonEy of you

34.plusnet

35.one hour

36. Kermit. Memes.

37.Duffel bag

38.(pink) Lemonade

39.Lemon Cake

40.I'm not sure if it's the weirdest, but it's the only thing I can think if right now 😪 one of my maths teachers turns up in a fully decked out, bright green Christmas suit every Christmas jumper day and I am l i v i n g for it

41."Sparkling Lychee 🍑" ... don't ask

42.Pants Pockets

43.Hoodie + Jean Jacket Combo

44.Lemongrass and Orange Radox

45.SUPERHERO

46.Jjst a pair of jogging bottoms or Just a large top. I never wear full pajamas

47.Brie or Gouda

48.Mango

49. "The people that matter don't mind, and the people that mind don't matter" - Chloe Moriondo

50.Danny Gonzales' video on Billion Surprise Toys

51.That would require a separate list entirely but to sum it all up, GCSE school work effecting my mental health

52.This One

53.Sweaty

54.n/a

55.not sure if it counts but the original legend of Fa Mulan or Pochahontus ( not the disney version w/ JoHn sMiTh)

56.I actually don't think I have any 😂

57.Bullying through Manipulation.

My severe social anxiety and depression (+mild OCD) before I started getting professional help from a counsellor

Being abandoned and hurt by people I thought were my friends because I never learn my lesson ( the reason I have abandonment issues 😅)

58.Writing Poetry

Having achieved that level of sarcasm where people can no longer tell when I'm being sarcastic or not

My singing

Being able to play the ukulele/guitar

My analysis skills ( sometimes I hate it when I'm watching movies because I can predict things)

59.I don't think I'd have one, I think I'd just make lots of "your mum" jokes or I'd slap my knee alot

60.I'm not qualified enough to answer this question because I know little to nothing about anime

61."I, myself, am strange and unusual"

62.Lance (Voltron : Legendary Defenders)

Richie Tozier (IT)

Dustin Henderson (Stranger Things)

Hiccup Haddock III (How To Train Your Dragon (1,2&3(the books and the films)))

Peter Parker (spiderman (tom holland))

Patrick (Perks Of Being A Wallflower(the book and the film))

Barry Allan (Justice League (the ezra miller version))

63.Joy Division by the wombats

King Of The Clouds by panic! at the disco

Young And Menace by fall out boy

Boys Will Be Bugs by cavetown

Bohemian Rhapsody by queen

64.Club Penguin (RIP 😢)

65.I have a few on my arm and one on my nose

66.SUNFLOWERS

TULIPS

CHRYSANTHEMUMS

GARDENIAS

ANYTHING YELLOW

67.My bisexual flag bracelet, my friendship ring and my friendship necklace

68.I was supposed to have this peanutbutter flavoured milkshake at a restaurant once, but it was literally like they put peanuts and water in a blender and served it with whipped cream on top. I was scarred

69.male seahorses are the ones to give birth

70.Right handed

71.The one that Gucci put on all of their products

72.Chemistry (even though I'm top set)

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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