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And then he was so hurt he sentenced them to death insp
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when you kill a fly, and you put your glasses on and it was a bee. and then you hit it again with the flipflop and it comes a live. and then you throw the flipflop precisely from your hiding hole in the bathroom and kill it, while leaving a flip flop stain and you find out that the bee who was chasing you wasn’t a fucking bee but a hornet for fucks sake
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but what if shiro does die
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that awkward moment your parents walk in at you dancing naked at home
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my deepest darkest secret is to have a winter prince fall in love with me
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when your writing a fanfic for your friends involving romantic relationships with animated characters and you don’t know when you go to far and realise you have a need to kiss shiro when you actually were aiming to keith
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let’s be real: the secret wish of ANY chat member in a voltron chat group is to be carried bridal style by takashi shirogane
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that moment when you prepare you’re body for a fart and you burp instead
#moi#i trusted you body#i expected a releasing fart#not that the burp wasn't releasing#but i relish the feeling of gas slipping from my backside
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