#also poutine

[bushflannelsart]

More Disco-Elysium-but-they're-Quebecois-French-instead-of-European-AU because of course I think Harry would be passionate about poutine. Bonus under cut.

[teaboot]

Morning maple syrup person.

Not the ideal way of being recognized as a Canadian but if the alternative is constantly being assumed American I suppose it will have to do

[alastyr-not-alastair]

Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy

[defendglobe]

this made me laugh like an idiot bc my dad (who grew up in ontario) ALWAYS points out when toronto doubles for NYC in movies/shows

[imtrashraccoon]

Boop! Avocado (🥑) please!

Boop!

🥑 - You accidentally killed somebody. Which mutual(s) do you text for help?

From this post.

Oh I know who I'm texting... 😈

@owl-bones I hope you know how to dispose of a body...

And for emotional support...

@snowcoffeee I might need some ideas for a new identity...

And just for fun to see her reaction...

@naturaldreamer Because I might need a responsible adult...

Yeah, I don't think anyone here knows what the laws are in the supposedly always cold country in the North. I don't either...but self-defense is basically illegal so I might be in a world of trouble...

[lightyakami]

what's your favourite canadian store/restaurant chain that's named after a random american state for no discernible reason? if you aren't familiar with these stores please pick based on the name and/or degree of absurdity

[hard--headed--woman]

i keep seeing everyone showing love to Azealia Banks and supporting her, and of course she has some very good and funny takes, and i'm not this kind of people who believe you cannot say you agree with someone or laugh at what they said if they have political opinions you don't like, but maybe stop saying that you love her and stop supporting her blindly lol... she supports Donald Trump, has said several times that she's not a feminist and doesn't believe in sex based oppression and has said a lot of racist and homophobic things on Twitter (no i will never call Twitter x). she isn’t your feminist ally at all and her beliefs go directly against radical feminism. keep reblogging her takes i don't care and i sometimes find her posts funny myself but it's kinda dumb to act like she's some kind of based icon

[clover-sky]

Beauty is in the eye of the fork holder.

[until-the-brahmin-come-home]

we have all the ingredience for poutine...make fallout canada and put poutine in it...

[hopetorun]

my plans for this afternoon were to walk the brooklyn bridge and then get an early dinner with a friend and we did those things and then we were like, but what if next we go to the canadian-themed bar to experience that during the nhl playoffs which is how we ended up watching the third period and overtime of the canucks game at a bar that was maybe 35% canucks fans, 20% preds fans, and 45% rangers fans waiting for the canucks/preds game to end so they could watch their team which was a 10/10 experience i had a blast

[carnage-cathedral]

feel bad for you non canadians for missing out on the wonder of ketchup chips and all dressed chips

[lucky-clover-gazette]

i should draw the outsider and volo at some point but idk if i'm ready for that degree of self indulgence

[i-drew-a-ferret]

I fought the beast within and I won (I didn't take a nap after eating a big meal)

[witchofthewild]

Ben affleck Smoking dot jpeg

[mayz1er]

haiii me update >_^ binge watching love island on the 30th episode rn these bitches r soooooo nastyy. i have my very first job interview on friday i’m very afraid! but fingers crossed ill get the job i’m afraid to jinx it any tips welcome. grew my hair out very long almost down to my bum but i cut off 12 in to donate and coloured the rest to look like twilight sparkle.it looks more like coraline now but thats okay i love coraline. i’ve been so into the bear recently everyone please watch it. i’ve been thinking about writing a carmy centric/sydcarmy fic and also.. ctubbo who knows but i’ve just been thinking abt it lots. i’m clean from several things although most is against my will and i took up kickboxing classes with my friend! my gloves and hand wraps are lavender and hers r pink so we match :3c i’m 16 now which is old enough for me to not be afraid to tell ppl my age on the internet but idk i just feel very young and stupid. yesterday i started to self learn the physics course i’m taking this year in school even though i literally failed the physics portion in science last year (i’m holding out hope that a astrophysics career is for me LOL) anyway its been a little lonely it’s all changed a lot but everything that stayed is good so i try to appreciate that. going to the mall tomorrow with my best friend to try frozen yogurt for the first time will let you know how it goes!

[ilikedetectives]

I was looking up some dnd stuff to see what spiced Ulaver wine is and it's green mushroom wine (or drow green wine), which essentially is Vietnamese's green mushroom wine (Rượu Nấm Lim Xanh), I mean look at this, fits right in the Underdark and perfect in Minthara's tent lol