#also no anon messages telling me to stop fat shaming players
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Unfair when you get footy grids like "coached by Craig McRae" and the three vertical options may as well be "can't be Italian", "no curly haired freaks" and "preferably someone big and fast"
#did Craig write the footy grid????#sigh#okay i made up the vertical options but that's basically what it was saying#Quick harry Demattia get out while you can#also the other horizontal should've been coached by Mick Malthouse so i can put Faz in#let me make the footy grids please#All the options would just be Italian#nine Italians in the grid#Faz in the centre surrounded by his eight children#pesto Adam Trent orazio (obviously)#Rachele#soligo can he go#fatt matt Carroll#or fat mat Carroll#one more think Laura you can do this#there's a suns player but i want someone else#not riccardi though#Coniglio????? no he's a bit too good#I've already got pesto and Adam so i can't pick any more superstars#dumb fatties only#no offence Rachele#what about that bald Daisy Thomas dude#alex junior#AJ cincotta#also don't correct me that fat mat isn't Italian shhhhh he's fat and that's also allowed#also don't correct me that he isn't fat either#also no anon messages telling me to stop fat shaming players#Faz is proud to have eight children sporting his Beyonce bum#well some of them might not but shhhh
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